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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times-Advocate, 1956-06-28, Page 8Pag# 8 The Times-Advocate, June 28, 195$ r. A tale of two. men who killed their wives in a duel... results of the French election ... inter­ views with Greek Gods ... a history of the high school... a discourse on ideas ... a visit by pity cousins to the farm *.. These are a few of the varied topics discussed by students in this year’s Ink Spot, South Huron District. High School’s year book. The lll-page book, which this year .hbasts a newly-designed cover,'is packed with humor, fie-’ tiori! poetry, pictures and reports of school activities. More than 30 students contributed articles to the publication. 'The Ink Spot is produced in large part by the students them- "But he sure can intermission.” ■ of humor, here’s an item con- tributed by Marilyn Bissett, tit.-;“Look at me,” said Pete, “I’m : iea “jt’ll Happen Every Time.” a self-made man.” “A true story is far more in­ Wayne nodded. “Yes, that’s the teresting than a tale because you trouble with cheap labour.” (.an think back to the time when . t'u ,.......„ it happened and recall everyI J*, nei er maiiy until; pai.t of ft. i,his one is especially 1 flntL a 15 direct interesting for me because it opposite. .' happened to me, so I thought I ’led. Well, there are a numbei : +pii if tn vou of intelligent girls in this school.. “Last weekend, I was over' at ! Elmer's mother: 7,Did you take Detroit so I thought Id buy a •■the ear out last night, Elmer?”. souvenir kerchief with Detroit i Elmer:'“Yes, I took some of printed on it. My fnend the bovs for a ride ” i down to Hudson s Depaitment • Elmer’s mother- “Well tell the Store and asked me to meet him ; boys r found one of their little i £ 15 minutes for lunch at Wongs ■ hankies in the front, seat.” t Grill. So I agreed to meet him I there and went into the store, Here’s a short sample, of prose, I “I went up to “information” ered the pages. The cover, --pic­ ture's and bindery was done at The Times-Advocate. Like most high school year books, the Ink Spot contains many pages of satirical prophes­ ies and descriptions of students in' Various classes. In addition, howevbr.-the book contains num­ erous accounts of school activi­ ties during the year and devotes considerable space to the liter­ ary talents of the students. Naturally, there's plenty of humor. Here, are some samples: Said Jane to Gloria: "Why do; you date that guy? He can’t! dance at all.” “You’re right,” said Gloria: stars nor moon was visible ini ,.“Wrien I came to the counter, ithe vast expanse of sky. The. displaying kerchiefs, I found the trees, dark silhouettes, were hug-. exact type I was looking for. ged fiercely by their leafy; The price suited me and I had • branches, and the wind whistled ■ the e*act, ^1 ange so I paid the an eerie melody through them.: SyL SheHold me that regulations Then with a crash the storm ■ the stores were that all mer* i struck, lashing the earth with a chandise .should be wrapped be- ' cruel sting. Wicked lightning and; fore leaving the counter. I told i loud thunder'enveloped the earth, lier f was i^st going to wear it : turning it into a garden of flash-. 1?00J1 as, £9]' outside, so un- i ing lights, and rumbling drums. ■ willingly she let me go. It was Torrents of rain fell, crushing I now 12:00, so I hurried down- I shrubs, flowers, grasses, and 1 stalJs- T . ... gardens, Then suddenly ‘it end- Just, as I was walking out the ed, and the peaceful quietness door with the new kerchief in of a dark night mercifully re-imvhanf1 thp f,nftr walker came turned.” And if you like a lengthy piece &»***•” retiring presi- It Was Shaped Like This , Before I Hit The Stanchion" Never yet saw the car so beat-up and battered that . we couldn’t restore it to a Glike new” look. That’s our specialty and we’re specially good.at it. Try us sometime and see! my hand, the floor walker came up and tapped me on the should­ er. “He said, "Where did you get that kerchief?” I told him 1 bought it upstairs. He said that all merchandise bought from counters was wrapped. I protest­ ed that I didn’t steal it but he insisted that, we go back to see the girl on the 4th floor. So be­ ing in a hurry I went up with him to save time. “When we arrived on the 4th floor, I looked around for the girl. I couldn’t find her any­ where. Wc finally discovered she was on her lunch hour. So now I was to be taken .to the “Man­ ager’s Office.” 0 “Right up to the 9th floor I Went. 1-Ie took me t’o a room he called the “Waiting Room” and then he went out and closed, the door behind, him. I started to think. I was’now late for my ap­ pointment and my friend would be waiting and not having done anything wrong I’ll.just get up and go. When I tried the door I discovered that it was locked. “I walked over to the window and there was my/.answer. The Fire Escape. “So I got the window open, had one foot out on the ledge and the other just inside the window when I heard the key in the door. The fellow seeing me trying Lq get out the window thought for sure I was guilty, so he started to pull my leg ... . ,. “Just as I’ve been’ pulling yours!” English teacher C. J. Porter was staff supervisor of this year’s annual. Paper staff included Jim Crocker, editor; Don Taylor, treasurer; literary, Kay Ondre- jicka; and Bill Lavender, report­ er. Brides-Elect Hunter-Duvar Phone 38 ' AND SONS LTD. items lor. your big day at wedding. .stationery... and other See ’.the. .beautiful ..samples of * Exeter THE TIMES-ADVOCATE Admiral Does It Again! K TV NEW 1956 ■In Offer 21 "TV CONSOLE with "TOP FRONT” Tuning NEW LIONS PRESIDENT—B. W. Tuckey, dent of Exeter Lions, presents the club’s gavel to his suc­ cessor, R. C, Dinney, at the final, meeting of the year Friday night. The mew president is a veteran member of town council. The club approved a number of service projects at its final meeting, including sponsorship of two polio ^victims at Woodeden camp for crippled child-, ren this summer. —Jack Doerr Photo Send Three Children To Woodeden Camp Three .children, polio victims from RCAF station Centralia will enjoy a holiday at Woodeden Camp at a cost of $189.00 spon­ sored by the Exeter Lions. Club. A pupil at the Exeter public school is being supplied with eye glasses. These accounts were passed at? a meeting of the club at the Trivitt parish hall Friday evening. Bobby Jackson, of Crediton, who Is being supplied with his se­ cond pair of • artificial. limbs, was a guest of. the club and ex­ pressed his appreciation for the gift. , i This being the closing meeting for the season Robert C. Dinney was installed as president of the club succeeding B. W. Tuckey. Other officers installed were: Larry Snider, E. W. Brady and K. G. Hockey, vice-presidents; Andrew Snelgrove, secretary; Harold Kelson, treasurer; Jack Weber, tail twister; Tom Mc­ Millan, lion tamer; Norman Walper, pianist; J. W. Hern and R. L. Beavers, directors for one year;. Russell Snell and Wes Ryckman, directors for two years. The officers were installed by past president, W. G. Cochrane, assisted by S. B. Taylor, Dr. H, H. Cowen, W. G, Seldon, A. 0. Elliot, E, R, Hopper ar./ Dr. E. S. Steiner, Thirty-one members were pre­ sented with perfects attendance pins; B. W. Tuckey with' a past president's pin, J. Doerr' with a. past secretary's pin rind the newly-elected secretary and treasurer with pins. C. V. Pickard and W. C. Al­ lison were appointed v auditors. Retiring president B. W. Tuckey expressed his apprecia­ tion of The whole-hearted sup­ port that had been given him during his term of office. R. C. Dinney in accepting the gavel thanked, the club for the honor' conferred on him and solicited the support of the officers and members. .. . Huron Mayor, Council Rap Temperance Act ' MODEL C23B1X The Maitland 7 * New Super Cascode' Chassis.. . , world’s powerful I Giant 21" Aluminized Pidurri Tuba with deep- tinted Optic Filter. TV controls where they belong ... up top . . . out front. “Tilt-out” front preference controls. Powerful 6" x 9" speaker. Now ’’dff-the-floor” cabinet styling. A law that “lets Huron County teen-agers drink beer and liquor without fear of conviction” was blasted by Goderich .Mayor J. E. Huckins at a recent council meeting in the county town. The mayor described the Can­ ada Temperance Act as “the sil­ liest piece of legislation ever placed on the books.” “We don’t have any liquor laws here at all!” he exclaimed’. Taking issue with this state­ ment, Couricillor C. M. Robert­ son insisted, “There’s a law that people cannot buy or sell liquor in Huron' County." But the mayor said that, as far. as he could see, there might as' well be not laws at all if couldn’t enforce them. To Councillor Robertson, the mayor said,: “How would *<«• like to be a police officer have a. definite case, then have it thrown out in court?” Mayor Huckins then referred* to a recent Goderich court case’ where five teen-agers, including a girl Of 17 and another of 19,- had gone to Grand Bend and one member of the party had pur­ chased three and a half cases of beef. Though the facts had been proved in court, a conviction could not Lt registered ‘in the case, said the mayor. “When the youngsters now know you can buy beer in Grand Bend and bring it in here with­ out fear of conviction, then do you still say we have a law?”, asked the mayor. Under the Canada Temper­ ance Act, councillors noted it is possible to give another- person an order for beer and have that person bring, it in to you from Grand Bend. This is legal, but it is illegal for a person to bring beer into the county for his per­ sonal or family use. It had been you you and said, the mayor commented, that .almost all local people Who drink have broken this law at one time or another. ! “1think the police magistrate thinks the same aS I do,” stated Mayor Huckins. "It’s the silliest piece of legislation that was ever placed’ on the books.” • The mayor said he had been reluctant to make these state­ ments, but he was concerned aborit"the teen-agers and he .felt it was time someone spoke up about the shortcomings of the CTA. Reeve .T. H. Graham stated! "As I understand it, the Town of Goderich can’t get a vote without going to the county.” Mayor Huckins: “That’s right. It seems discriminatory.” /Reeve Graham: “My opinion is, if the town voted, it would go , wet. But if the whole county voted, it would, stay as. dry as it is now. "Of course, that’s 'not very dry!” he added as an after­ thought. The mayor commented further, “If’ people want to maintain a law like that, then they get what’s comin? to them, but I’m sorry for the young people who are being exposed to great tern-' tation.” The Counties of Huron and Perth Are the only counties in Ontario where the CTA is valid. The rest of the province is gov­ erned by the Ontario Liquor Con­ trol- Act. (Goderich -Signal-SLar) This Week In Thames Road By MRS* WILLIAM RHODE NOW ONLY T R A □ UAl nI n JfrL whP i mi quality at fatr prices pMONE 27 EXETER. William J. Pym Dies In Wingham At McKay’s Nursing. Horne, Wingham, ’ william James Fym, D3, passed. away’ on Wednesday, June 20, after a lengthy illness. He was born in Usbornfe Town­ ship and had farmed all his life On the. Town Line between the townships of Blanchard and Fullarton, He married Z__ Ester Wiles of Science Hill who predeceased him in 1922. went to Wingham 11 years ago. He was a member of Kirkton United Church. •He is survived by one son, Harold Victor of Wingham, and one daughter, Mrs. Gertrude Batten of Chatham, one brother Cephas Pym, Exeter and one sister, Mrs, Jane Horn, Wiftehfel* Sea.A private funeral s’ervice was hold from R.A;. Currie and Son funeral home on Saturday with Rev, A, Nimmo officiating. In- tcrinent was in Kirkton. Pallbearers wore Jack Pym, Alkin—Ihmi..EtvarfPvm Jahe He A,number from this communi­ ty attended the Gunning picnic on Wednesday at Stratford, Quite a number from this munity attended ’Elimville versary on Sunday. - Miss Edna Merkley and. ___ Lita Davey of London spent the Weekend with ^Ir. .and, Mrs. Melvin Gardiner. Mrs. Joe Kernick returned homo from the hospital on Satur­ day quite a bit improved, Mr. Aimer Stewart returned home on Monday from South Huron Hospital much improved,, Mrs. Ernest i?ym is - visiting with Mr. and ■ Mrs. ■ Tony Shul­ man of Embro fora few days. Mr. and Mrs. William ■ Snow and family visted on Sunday with Mr. and Mrs, Shaw of Exe­ ter,The annual school picnic will be hold at Thames Road park ort Friday evening. After the sports all will go to the school for lunch. Rev. Burton of London will be the guest speaker on Sunday at Thame# Road ahd Elimville. Rev. W. J. and Mrs. Moores are on holidays.- _ ...... Mt. ana Ronald TVeln ,.,ot com- anni- Mrs. PS Teachers Confer Here The Huron ounty Local pf the Ontario Public School Men Teacher’s Federation held its annual meeting and banquet last Wednesday evening at Arm­ strong’s Exeter. Fifty-five mem­ bers and Inspectors James Kin­ caid and Glen Gardiner both of Goderich and John Goman of Exeter were present. Rev. H. J, Snell of Jame”S St.’ United Church was guest speak­ er and chose as his subject ‘‘The Little Things of Life," Bert Gray, Blyth, presided. George Jefferson, retiring prin­ cipal of Clinton public school was prest'ted with an address read by Stewart Beattie, Wing­ ham, and an easy chair. It was remarked that Mr. Jeffeison had at various times held every of­ fice in the Local. Maitland Edgar, R.C.A.F. Clin­ ton, was .elected president with vice president, Duncan MacKay, Auburn: secretary treasurer, Harry Nesbitt, Seaforth; chair­ man of superannuation, Harry Shackleton, Goderich;, education, Stewart Beattie; insurance, Ar­ thur Idle, Exeter;' resolutions, George Farnell, R.C.A.F. Cen­ tralia; counselling and. public relations, John Talbot, .Seaforth. Bert Gray is the past president. Letter Frorh Brinsley By MRS- CECIL ELLWOOD s Streamline Your Work USE RUBBER STAMPS “ . ......... ’’ 4 *• Available Through The Exeter Times-Advocate X WE GIVE YOUR CAR THAT "NEW LOOK I Miss Audrey Darling who has been teaching music in the Naz- erene College at Red Deer Al­ berta, is visiting her parents Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Darling and her sister and brother-in-law, Mr, and. Mrs. Art Erskine, prior to going to Toronto for further study in mpsic. Mr. Lin Amo? spent Saturday with Mr. and Mrs. Lin Craven of Barkhill. Mr. Craven has just returned home from St,. Joseph’s hospital. . Mrs. Viola Watson and child­ ren of Parkhill spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Harold Cun­ ningham. Mr. and Mrs. Harvey, Morley returned home from a trip to Kentucky and Southern states. Mr, and Mrs, Tom Craver; of Detroit visited recently with Miss Mary Amos and Mr- and Mrs. Craven of Parkhill. Mrs. George Lee of Ailsa Craig spent a few days with Mr. and Mrs. Ancel Lee. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Simpkins and children of Stratford spent Thursday with Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Morley., Mrs.. B. Dixon attended ’ on Wednesday the luncheon and re­ ception- at Fanshawe for Mrs. Berry of Australia who is As­ sociate president of Country Women of the World. . Mr. and,. Mrs, Fred Fenton and Mr. Hilt Banting attended the Banting reunion at Ijpper- .wash’oii Saturday. Mr/'’And Mrs. Dave Fields of' Hens all visited with Mr. and Mrs. Jim Trevethick on Sunday. Miss Donna Parker spent the weekend with her parents in Cargill. Mr. Ken Kuhn, and daughter, June, visited with Mr, Fletcher Gower on Sunday. Mrs. Ruth Watson and nephew, Mr? Owen Bishop, spent Sunday with Mr.. arid Mrs. Carl Trevi­ thick at the cottage. v Mr. Fletcher Gower spent Sup- day in Detroit. Mr. and Mrs. Louis Kilmer of Thamesford spent Sunday with Mrs. B. Dixon, Sunday visitors with Mr. and Mrs.’ Fred Fenton’ were Mr., and Mrs. Coldridge and Mrs. Morris of London. Cor* Main & Sanders Exeter Try Our Deluxe Car Wash Lubrication, Tire Repair, Dependable Service I This as the time of year to 'check your'heating "requirements. 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