HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance-Times, 1936-08-06, Page 5Thursday, August 6th, 1936 WINGHAM ADVANCE-TIMES PAGE FIVE
FORMER MILVERTON
EDITORPASSES
Was Postmaster For 31 Years
Weed-End Sale
of Dresses
For those who missed out on
last week s sale, it will pay you
to watch our windows.
Children’s Dresses
Better print dresses, showing
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Infants’ Rompers
Size 1 and 2 years, sturdy cot
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Wilton Mats
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terned Oriental design and col
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Cotton Broadcloth
Wide selection of bright cheery
colors for quilts, etc., you will
find it closely woven. 1
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Malcolm MacBeth, former publish
er of the Milverton Sun and a past
Newspaper Association, died late
Monday night in Victoria Hospital,
London. He was in his 68th year.
Mr. MacBeth was a native of Bruce
County but for 30 years lived in Mil
verton where he was a prominent
figure. He was widely known across
the Dominion in his connection with
the Newspaper Association. He had
been Milvertons postmaster for 31
years.
He also took a keen interest in
educational matters and was a past
president of the Ontario Education
Assoction and of the Trustees’ and
Ratepayers’ Association. He was a
member of the Board of Education in
Milverton, for 30 years and was its
chairman at the time of his death.
He was a member of the Masonic
Lodge of the Independent Order of
Odd Fellows and the Canadian Order
of Foresters.
He is survived by his wife, form
erly Miss Jane Stewart; two dau
ghters, Mrs. J. M. 'Courts, Thames-
villej' and Miss Isabel, medical stu
dent at the University of Toronto;
one brother, Andrew MacBeth and a
sister, Miss Nellie MacBeth, both of
Regina.
’tis Tory whate they do be wantin,
an ’tis Tory whate they will be afther
gittin, if they jine up wid us to Rape
thim Grits out in the cowld, shov-
ellin shnow ier the nixt tin years.
Av coorse some fellahs pertind to
tink they will jine up wid the Brack
en crowd, but ’tis a, skame I don't
belave in mesilf, at all, at all, so I
don’t, unless we cud manage to put
wan over on thim Grits by purtindin
to be wid thim until the copnthry
lams common sinse an shwings back
to Toryism agin, Whin that happens
an, shure, we will not,hey long to
wait, thin we kin make some ixcuse
to break away from thim Grits, an
call it a great moral isshue, an force
a new elickshun an git a majority av
the sates.
Yis, tings do be comin our way all
roight. Some av our Tory papers do
be purtindin to foind. fault wid the
bye Hipburn an his crowd, but, shure,
they know in theer hearts that Hip
burn is doin more ot hilp us than any
Tory' in the country, so he is, All
we hev to do here in Ontario is to
sit toighs till the nixt elickshun, an
we will thrim thim Grits to a pace,
so we will. Grit rule is loike the droy
weather, it can’t lasht for ivir.
Yours till we git rain,
Timothy Hay.
CHUCKLE COLUMN
ARITHMETIC
of Mr, and Mrs. Alex. Mao
and Mrs. Wm, Wallace of Sea-
were visitors at Mrs. D. H
urday with friends at Owen Sound.
Mr. and Mrs. Tamanus of St.
George, were week-end visitors at the
home
Ewen.
Mr,
forth
Campbell’s last week.
Miss T, Campbell, of Toronto,
spent a few days with Mrs. C. G.
Campbell.
Miss Margaret Haines spent a few
days with friends in Ripley.
BEVERAGES FOR
THE PICNIC
By Betty Barclay
Scotsman (to taxi-driver)
you free?"
Taxi-driver; “What exactly do you
mean by fjee?"
“John makes a wonderful danc
partner, don’t you think?”
'I don’t know, I’ve never sat out
with him.”
Foreman—“Hi, there, you; didn’t
you tell me you never got tired?”
Sam—“Dat’s right, boss; Ah alius
stops an’ rests befo’ Ah gets tired,”
Quilt Batts
1 pound size, fine fluffy cotton,
folds out easily to full QQ
quilt size. 1 lb. size ... OtzC
TIMOTHY IS
STILL HOPEFUL
Bleached Cheese Cloth
For straining fruit, polishing
dusters, etc., soft sturdy OO-
mesh. 5 Yards for.......fciOC
Factory Cotton
Sturdy weave, measures about
38 inches wide, clean, 1 Cn
eve*n weave. Yard ....... IOC
Bleached Sheeting
81 inches- wide, firm .even weave
Regular 65c.Yard ...................... OOC
To the' Editur av all thim
%Wingham paypers.
Deer Sur:—
Shure, ’tis a long road that hasn’t
a detoor, so it is. Thim Grits wus
beginnin to tink that all they had to
do wus to shtep on the gas an kapc
goin all the way from say to say, but
the Tory byes out in Winnipeg show
ed thim theer mishtake lasht wak'e,
so they did.
Av coorse tings are not sittled yit,
an thim Grits will 'be prawmisin a lot
av tings to thim C.C.F.’s, an Soshul
Criditers, in ordluer to git -theer votes,
but thim birruds are too ould an
shrnart to be caught wid Grit chaff;
Population of Canada ....... 10,000,000
Less number eligible for
old age pensions ........ 4,000,000
Less number prohibited from
working by Child Labour
Act..................................... 2,000,000
Less those now working
for Government ............. 2,000,000
Less number of unemployed 1,999,998
Number left to produce
nation’s goods ............... 2
Just you and me—and I’m tired.
See that the children have. some
thing healthful to drink.when they
start away for a picnic. Without a
suitable beverage they may drink wa
ter that is none too pure. Here are
a couple of picnic beverages that may
be made 'up at home, bottled, taken
to a picnic, and the bottles
cool water or damp earth
contents are needed:
Strawberry Shrub
Select sound fruit, wash,
and place in a stone jar. For every
four quarts of berries use one quart
of vinegar. Cover the jar by tying
a cheesecloth over it. Stir the berries
j daily for three or four days. Strain
without squeezing and put into ket
tle, allowing one pound of sugar to
each pint of liquid. Boil slowly for
five minutes, bottle, cork and seal.
Dilute with cold water for serving.
For picnic use, fill quart bottle with
diluted strawberry shrub, cork tight
ly and pack in hamper.
Nova Scotian Punch
quart water
cups sugar
cups chopped pineapple
cup orange juice
Excitable Invalid: “Mary, has the
chemist sent that sleeping draught for
me?”
“No, ma’am.’’
“Then ring up and' ask if he
pects me to stay awake all night wait
ing for it.”
MORRIS
Milo Casemore andMrs.
spent the week-end at the home of
Mrs. Wm. Orr.
Mrs. D. H. Campbell, Mr. and Mrs.
Alex. Campbell, Mr. H. Hetherington
and Mrs. James Campbell spent Sat-
family
placed in
until the,
measure,
After a long talk on the value of
Peace> goodwill and disarmament, a
teached asked the class if they object-'
ed to war.
Yes, sir, I do!’’ said one boy.
Good! Now tell us why,”
“Because, sir,” said the boy, “wars
make history—‘and I hate history!”
Mother. they're
BETTER THAN
ANY OTHER
1
2
2
1
¥2 cup lemon juice
Boil water, sugar and pineapple
minutes. Add fruit juices, cool, strain
and, dilute with iced water if neces
sary. Either fresh or canned pineap
ple may be used.
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LITTLE PIGGY DISHES
By Betty Barclay
Don't stick to fried ham and. pork
chops when serving “Piggy Dishes.”
Try these for a change and see how
delightful they are:
Baked' Spareribs With Apples
Wipe the fresh spareribs carefully
with a cloth which has been wrung
out of hot water. Arrange the meat
in a dripping pan and place in a hot
oven which should have the temper
ature lowered gradually. Baste with
drippings occasionally. When the
meat is well browned place apples,
which have been cored, in the pan
with the meat. Fill the cavity of each
apple with brown sugar and let bake
until soft. In serving, arrange the
apples as a border around the spare
ribs.
Southern Pot Roast
small pork shoulder
medium onion sliced
cups canned tomatoes
1
1
2
Salt and pepper
2 tablespoons flour
Fry out the trimmings in pan suit
able for the rcast. Remove crack
lings and all fat, leaving but one tab
lespoon. Add flour. Bro'wn slowly.
Add onion. Brown slightly, then add
tomatoes. Season the meat and add.
Cook in fireless cooker four hours.
A COLD DESSERT
FOR A HOT DAY
By Betty Barclay
Young appetities sometimes suffer
during the hot summer months,'and
anxious mothers are hard pressed to
see that their children get proper
nourishment in an easily digestible
form. Since milk is, in itself, an al
most perfect food, tasty, chilled milk
desserts will prove a valuable addi
tion to the menu . Here is one that
will -tempt even the most jaded ap
petite:
Chocolate Ice Cream
(Freezer)
2 Rennet Dessert Tablets
2 tbsps. cold water
2 ounces chocolate
3 cups milk
1 cup heavy cream
1% cups’ sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla flavoring
Dissolve Rennet Dessert Tablets in
cup with 2 tablespoons cold water.
Melt chocolate over hot water and
add % cup of the sugar. Add milk
and cream, a very little At a time,
stirring until smooth after each ad
dition. Add rest of sugay and vanilla
flavoring, and warm to lukewarm—
I Rennet Des-
onde into a
in
10
not hot. Add dissolved
sert Tablets. Turn at
freezer can, let stand
room until firm—about
Pack in ice andThen cool,
freeze.
a warm
minutes,
salt, and
(who had got aCrimitial
ieiite): “Oh, Judge, I shall iiever live
to do it.”
Kindly Judge? “Never ftiind, my
man, do as much of it as ‘you can.”
life sen-
Because he had lost his job on the
farm, and he couldn’t get another, an
Irish agricultural laborer trudged to
the nearest town and applied at a big
works.
“I can find you a job all right,”
said the head foreman, “but you'll
have, to work in a night shift.”
"That’s hard luck,” said Paddy.
Oi only have a pair of pyjamas.”
Klcah: “How come lightnin’ nevah
strike twice in de same place?’ ’
Bode: ’“Dat ain’t no mis’try. Aftah
de lightnin’ strike de same place ain’t
thah no mo’.”
Customer: “I don’t want to buy
your crackers; they tell me the mice
are always running over them.”
Giocer: That ain’t so; why the cat
sleeps in the barrel every night.”
Gladys: What is your favorite
sport?”
Young Doctor: “Sleighing.”
Gladys: “No, I mean apart from
business.”
The careful driver came to the rail
road crossing. He stopped, looked
and listened. The only sound he
heard was the car behind crashing in
to his gas tank.
No wonder Kellogg’s Corn Flakes are better! Their de
licious flavor has never been imitated!
Serve Kellogg’s at any time of the day. They’re always
tempting and wholesome in milk or cream. And they
digest easily. When you ask for Corn Flakes —be sure
to get Kellogg’s. Oven-fresh and flavor-perfect. Made by
Kellogg in London, Ontario.
Nothing takes the place of CORN FLAKES
amateur theatricals. They always
make me feel I am making a fool of
myself."
“I know,
way.”
everybody feels the same
Teacher:
flow?”
Cockney
sir.”
“Where does
Pupil: “Down
the Rhine
the drine,
where arePoliceman: “Hey. you,
you going with nine buckets of wat
er?”
Boy: “I’m going to drown a cat.”
Foreman: “Everything here is run
by electricity.”
New Hand: “Yes, even the wages
give you a shock.”
Ernest New Student: “Excuse me,
could you tell me the way to the lec
ture hall?”
Old Hand: “Fraid I can’t; I’m a
student myself!”
Capitalist: “Young man, my time
is worth exactly $100 a minute but I
will give you a 10-minute interview.”'
Socialist: “Never mind
view. If it’s
just take the
save.”
all the same
cash for the
the inter-
.to you I’ll:
time you’ll
Customer: “H
a piece of bone;
Butcher: “Ho, no, I’m not. You’re
paying for it.”
giving me
“Now, Billy, what did I tell you
last time about birds?”
“Surely you ain’t forgotten already,
Teacher?”
a
Diner: “Have you any wild duck?”
Waiter: “No, sir, but- we can get
tame one and irritate it for you.”
Customer: “Arc you sure this milk
is fresh?”
Milkman: “Lady, half an hour ago
it was grass.”
Canada’s First Engine and World’s Largest
Streamliner Featured at Railway Centenary
Railway Pioneers’
Hopes far Exceeded
Speaking at the recent celebra
tion of Canada’s railway centenary
held at St. Johns, Quebec, the
southern terminus of the Champlain
and St. Lawrence, the first line in
the Dominion, S. J. Hungerford,
president of the Canadian National
Railways, outlined the tremendous
strides that had been made in
railroading since he entered the
railway business 50 years ago.
“I can say in all truth that which
has been accomplished has tran
scended the vision of the pioneers”,
Mr. Hungerford said. “Those who
planned the Champlain and St.
Lawrence and brought it into being
no matter how optimistic they
might have been, could hardly have
foreseen what a mighty instrument
of national welfare the railway was
to be in Canada. The railway has
been, and is the mightiest single
force in thet welding together of
Canada and in the preservation of
it aS a nation. It is a mighty
servant of the people. When this
railway Was conceived there was
likewise brought into being that
chain of circumstances which led
to the formation of the Canadian
National Railways, with its scr-
vices to every, province of the
Dominion. It is the aim of the
Canadian National Railways, the
largest railway system on the North
American continent, still to be in
the vanguard of progress; to be a
Worthy instrument in^the develop
ment of this great nation?’
At the ceremony at St, Johns, Quebec, commemorating the one
hundredth anniversary of the operation of the first Canadian pas
senger train, a full-sized model of the “Dorchester”, the first Canadian
engine, was shown in comparison with one of the new 6400 type of
„the Canadian National Railways, the largest streamlined locomotive
in the world. The “Dorchester”, with tender, was 21 feet long; the
6400, with tender, 04 feet 7 inches. The 6400 is longer than the
entire passenger train of 1836.
The lower picture shows (from left to right) Mayor Camillien
Houde, C.B.U., of Montreal* George F» Moran, S. J. Hungerford,
President, Canadian National System, and A» d. Shaptcr. Messrs,
Moran and Shapter, retired Canadian National Railways engineers,
with over 50 years of service, impersonated the original crew of the
“Dorchester” at the celebration.