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The Wingham Advance-Times, 1936-02-06, Page 5Thursdayt February 6, 1936 ■I*...... ii i in in I iiiimwMiiiiiiiiniii* i iii!in iiIWwwwi<i"«y onsi started to wander. Checking was hard, as it was throughout the game, both defenses laying it on. Neither club had many good-scoring chances, the Braves having two good chances and the Gee Bees about’ the(|sapie< Qf three penalties, Wingham' drew two and Kincardine one. Play in the second period was very ragged, both by' the visitors and. the locals, the former having four shots stopped and the latter two. Kincar­ dine opened the scoring ■ midway through-the period,-Eddie Sutherland doing the tricR. The puck app*eared to go in off his body but Referee Kemp thought otherwise and the goal stood, Play began to get a little rougher each side drawing a pair of penalties and many offences going unnoticed, Gregor and Thompson be­ gan to shape up for trouble, riding one another around Sthe rink pretty closely, With only two minutes to go' at the end of the .period, McDonald fell behind the Kincardine net and emerged with a badly torn knee-cap which ended his activities for the ev- •en.ing and also the year. Bill was very popular with both fans and players and it is to be hoped his injury has no permanent effects, The Hurons' ill-luck continued in ,’the final frame, the session having barely, started when ’ Munroe scored from behind the Indian net, the puck glancing in off ^ulauf’s skate for a very disheartening goal. A bare three minutes later the same played scored again on a pass from-Jack McDon­ ald, the pair breaking away with all 'the Tribe down the ice and sailing in on Zulauf alone. Some five minutes later McDonald repeated the, perform­ ance to score Kincardine’s final fin­ al goal. A few minutes later Burrows bparded Somers and' just as the for­ mer was skating to the penalty box trouble ’ finally burst into flame be­ tween Thompson and Gregor. Both players drew majors but Ted Elliott, Who got in some helfty wallops, es­ caped unnoticed. Habkirk and Bur­ rows also drew penalties before the period ended. With almost six min­ utes remaining the Tribe got their only goal, Habkirk batting in a loose puck.* A large crowd accompanied the north and helped some three hundred. Several changes will be the Hurons’ line-up for future games, Manager Haselgrove being dissatis­ fied with the play of several mem­ bers of the present squad. With Mc­ Donald injured it is. likely that Hab­ kirk and Goetz will also be dropped for the rest of the season and local ■talenUtried out. Failure" of the pres­ ent squad to turn out to practise or take the game seriously enough are some of the reasons for the dissast- roius season so far. In only two gam­ es, at Kincardine and against Clin­ ton here, have the Hurons played hockey worthy of a club with play­ off aspirations. Line-ups: Kincardine; Goal, Thompson; def., Burrows and Robinson; centre, Suth­ erland; wings, Munro and J. McDon­ ald; alternates, Shrank, N. McDonald, Capstick, .Gregor. Wingham: Goal, Zulauf; def., Som­ ers and B. Mitchell; centre, H. Mit­ chell; wings, Browne and Elliott; al­ ternates, Goetz, W. McDonald, Hab­ kirk, Thompson. 1st period— j “ No score. Penalties—W. McDonald, B. Mit­ chell, Shrank. 2nd peri id— 1 Kincardine, Sutherland, 11 min. ‘Penalties — Thompson, Habkirk, Burrows-, Munroe. 3rd period— 2 3 Gurneys 7 Lloyds 1 WINGHAM ADVANCE-TIMES ward Fitzpatrick 373, Jean McLeod The-* league-leading Gurneys were 369, Norman Anderson 368, Shirley Edgar 360, Madeline Mellor 358, An­ nie Shi ell 354, Helen .Carr 352, Marie hockey Book AUTOGRAPHED PICTURES of . your favorite players • Every boy will want this Book-'‘How to ’ Become a Hockey Star1 ’, by T. P. (Tommy). ' Gorman, couch and manager of the World - Champion Montreal Maroona. Simply take of '‘CR0WN BRAND” or ‘•LILY WHITE'’ CORN SYRUP-writo on the back your name and addrees—plainly— Book". Mail the labe! to The Canada Starch Co',; LitoTted, 1 oronfo, and your book will'be sent you immediately. 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The Wingham Hurons lost practi­ cally their last hope of getting into the. play-offs this year by losing to Kincardine at the Arena Thursday night by a 4-1 score. The Hurons played poorly and at no time looked like the club that played such a good game against Clinton‘two weeks ago. Perhaps the long lay-off caused a re­ lapse, but against Kincardine the Hurons ’ were about as disjointed a club as one ever saw, both on the at­ tack and on the defense. The jinx following the Hurons was still in evidence last night. Near the end of the second period while the Braves were trailing by only a single goal, Bill McDonald, perhaps the most effective player on the club, sus­ tained a, baxL gash^by a skate under. ■ the left knee-cap, necessitating his re- 'moval to the local hospital for treat­ ment. Just how the accident occurr- • ed is a mystery but its effect on the Tribe later on was no mystery. The first period, which ended with­ out either side scoring, was perhaps the best, from a local standpoint. There was still some semblance of hockey left in the club up till near the end of the period when the Hur- of Kincardine fans Cee Bees swell the from the crowd to WANTED HARD MAPLE BOLTS Round, 50 and 62 inches long, 10 inches diam. and up to 15 inch. Must be white * maple, clear of knot’s, tap-stains, and other de­ fects. No frozen or dead timber ac­ cepted. Cut from the stem of small trees must be cut square on both ends. Price for 50 inch long $11.00 per cord face-meas. . Price for 62 inch long $14.00 per cord face-meas. Delivered our mill, Formosa, Ont.-, not later than March, 2, 1936. Delivery will be taken only on orders given by us. No orders given over phone. We also require a quantity of hard maple logs in lengths of 10, 12 and 14 ft. VAL. WEILER Formosa, - Ontario Steam Heat . 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Marjorje French 390, Jean Stewart Grace Bailey 374, Jean Town Pauline Clark' 370, Isabel Brown Jack Walker 351, Jack Ernest Evelyn Evans 346, Walter Bur- 344, Jean Prentice 324, Bill Hil- 313, Donald Lloyd 310, Cecil 309, Irene Giousher 307, Billie of hockey all through the schedule and ,on Tuesday night were without the services of their crack centre­ player, Sturdy, or the score would, no doubt, have been much greater. This Gurney outfit have a well-bal­ anced team of puckchasers and are confident that they will take the Bearcats in two straight in the play­ offs. The Glovecutters were. just too good for the Doormakers but some of the younger players on Lloyd’s team gained some valuable experience this year and will do better next year,, In the first period Gurneys scored three tiipes Cruikshank getting two and Smith one. In the second period they notched three more, M. Groves banged in two and Anderson the oth­ er. In the third period both teams scored one each, Groves doing the honors for Gurneys and “Mike” Rob- erston for the Doormakers. No penalties were handed out in either game, which is a record in Town League hockey. C. Merkley handled both games, * * * Final Standing W. ....... 5 ..... 4 ..... 2 0* * > The Play-Offs start Thursday night —Gurney’s and Bearcats, best out of three games. Gurneys ,.... Bearcats ..... L. Wingham Lloyd’s ..— L. T. F. 1 0 1 0 * 0 2 3 6 23 23 23 6 A. P. 6 11 16 8 17 5 36 0 two PUBLIC SCHOOL REPORT FOR JANUARY Senior Fourth Total 700, Honours 525, Pass 420. B. Burgman 625, J. VanNorman 608, N. Benedict 589, I. Clark 584, C. Fitzpatrick 567, H. Brown 548, B. Scott 545, M. Fothergill 541, M. Ho- muth 540, J. Roberts 535, M. Tem- 382, 373, 362, 350, gess bert Yeo Lee 307, Freddie Ohm 305, Mary For­ syth 304, Raymond Bell 292, Jack Montgomery 291, Eddie Carter 277, Margaret Angus 220, Marjorie Sin­ namon 218, Arnold Finlay 183, Gil­ bert Robinson 166. B, Joynt, Teacher. First Book Total 435, Honors 326, Pass 261. Milton Brown 418, Billy Field 409, Jack Lockridge 396, Jean Willoughby 388, Donald MacLeod 381, Teddy Bailey 368, Margaret VanNorman 354, Jack zLloyd 346, Dorothy Wells 341, Helen Lockridge 339, Jimmie Colborne 334, June Everick 326, Ger­ ald Brophy 322, Shirley Lloyd 320, Alma Thompson 316‘, Helen Forbes 315, Gladys Giousher 299, Billy Tem­ pleman 299, Jack Musgrove 288, Wanda Cowan 254, Mary . Prentice 234, Betty Finley 99. Primary Class— Total 270, Honors 202, Pass 162. Barbara Ross 255, Joan Edgar 239, Mary Vanner 238/.Mary Forbes 230, George Patricia pieman 509, F. Lockridge 508,M. Flabkirk 499, D.Adams 492,V. Currie 490, M.Connell 457.V. MacLean 454, K.Jackson 447,L. made in Kincardine, Munroe, 0.45. Kincardine, Munroe (J, McDon­ ald) 3.10. Kincardine, J. McDonald, 8.30. Wingham, Habkirk, 16 min. 4 5 Penalties—Burrows (2), Habkirk; (Thompson and Gregor majors). Shots stopped — By Thompson ...........10-5-7—22 By Zulauf ...................... 8-4-8—20. TOWN LEAGUE HOCKEY GAMES Bearcats and. Gurneys Were Winners 1 the W. The two games played in the Town League on Tuesday night finished the regular schedule and the play-offs be­ tween the two leading teams, Gurneys and Bearcats, will get under way on Thursday night. Bearcats 4 — Lower Wingham At the end of the first period teams left the ice in a 1-1 tie. Lockridge scored for Lower Wing­ ham and Carter for the Bearcats. It was an even ding-dong period as the score would indicate. The second per­ iod went scoreless and it looked as if the winner would be the team that got the breaks. In the third period the Bearcats turned oh the steam and notched three goals to win ‘4-1, Wil­ liamson, H. Groves and Carr being the marksmen. This was a goo& ex­ hibition of this winter sport and the fans got quite a kick out of this game, Evans 445, R. Casemore 439, K. John­ son 423, B. Saint 412, V. Morris. 409, B. Sturdy 379, A. Small 379, E. Camp­ bell 372, E. Fitzpatrick 369, B. Case- more 367, C. Krohn. 317, B. Lloyd 314, E' Curtis 312, B. Norman 299, R. Hamilton 282, D. Henderson 249, M. Radford 246, J. Fraser 243, D. Stew­ art 222, R. Sinnamon 205. A. Posliff, Principal. Junior Fourth Total 550, Honors 413, Pass 330. F. Robinson 477, B. Gannett 471, M., Gloushcr 462, L. Reid 461, H. Hammond 452, H. Cantelon 439, Jean Lee 439, L. Dore 431, N. Mundy 430, F. Pickell 420, V. Ohm 420, E. Hogg 413, John Lee, 400, N. Finley 394, A. VanWyck 393, W. Harris 390, N. Fry 383, H, Lee 378, G. Johnson 372, A. Stoakley 371, E. Deyell 365, L. Lloyd 344, D. Mellor 331, D. Murray 319, W. Seddon 311, F. Barnes 305, J. Wil­ son 281, C. Hamilton 277, M. Camp­ bell 270, W. Groves 234. B. H. Reynolds, Teacher. Senior Third Total '650, Honors<488, Pass 390. Ethel Vanner 557, Louise Thomp­ son 553, Grace Hingston '542, Eileen Dark 528, Ellen Bailey 524', Joseph­ ine VanNorman' 510, Clarence Ohm 504, Betty Groves 500, Jack Hopper 499, Harry Howard 490, Georgina Evans 489, Grace Hutcheson -483, Laura Collar 482, Alan Williams 481, Junior Nivins 476, Eva Lediet 460, Carrol Casemore 455, George Lloyd 450, Jack Gorbu.tt 446, Bill Forsyth 445, Jimmie Kennedy 416, Joe Falconer Reggie Collar Betty Fitzpatrick 310, John Wilson 308, Eric Schatte 238, Harry Mont­ gomery 233, Carl Vanner 223. V. J. McLaughlin, Teacher. Junior Third Total 500, Honors 375, Pass 300. Bill Galbraith 456, Jack Day 434, Carl Clark 424, Donald Hastie 418, Craig Armstrong 413, Jack Ludwig 403, Douglas Fry 396, Robert Chit­ tick 394, Mildred Fitzpatrick 392, Wallace Hutton 392, Doreen Garlick 392, Lloyd Mundy 390, Frances Bro­ phy 385, Lois Adams 384, Grace Parker 378, Harold Hutton 377, Alvin Sell 375, Frances Durnin 373, Donna- Buchanan 369, Ruth Harris 366, Is­ abel MacLean 360, Lorraine Brown 355, Bud Cmickshank 355, Norma Brown 349, Iris Templeman 343, Joyce Carter 339, Donald Campbell 332, Ambrose Zettler 332, Pat Fitz­ patrick 324, Mary Lepard 320, Grace Small 315, Doris Finlay 294, Margar­ et MacLean 291, Marjorie Falconer 145, Margaret Finlay’ 113. M. J. MacDonald, Teacher. Senior Second Total 500, Honours 375, Pass 300. Elizabeth Hare 433, Franjt Zettler 410, Lauretta Everick 395, Lillian An­ gus 394, joyte Walker 304, Orwell Allen 393, Mutiel Evans 389, Jack Gidusher 381, Evelyn Allen 380, Har­ old Sell 380, Wilfred Gannett 378, Ed- Cameron 438, James Allan Hyndman 402, 372, Jack Rich 364, 326, jack Carter 320,- Town 229, Betty Allan 222, Wild 196, Lillian Jones 137. P. Johns, Teacher. ■ Primary . 445, Honors 334, Pass 267. (Total Tommy Lockridge 434,* Betty San­ derson 420, Grant Ernest 416,' Ross Johnston 410, Gerald'LaRue 403, Jim-- my Beninger 402, Editli GlOusher 402,' Charlie Lee 400, Dawha 'Walker 400, Pauline Cowan 392, Helen Arthur 389, Mary Lu Connell 389, Ronald Brown 386, Therese Fitzpatrick 384, Ruth Gannett 378, Greta Hyndman 370, Donna Lockridge 369, Alan Mac­ Kay-368, John Armitage 368, Rose Marie Ohm 358, Betty Hutcheson 327, Donald Schatte 307, Joyce Hing­ ston 307, Buddy Wild 290, Laurene Prentice 288, Donna Tervit 274, Don­ ald Montgomery 264, Paul Smith 248, Robert Morris 235, Teresina Bondi 209, Florence Harris 200, Bobby Fin­ lay 199, Wilma Dark 180, Marie Fitz­ patrick 153. Absent all month — David Drake, Gordon Moir, Madaline Deyell, Iona Henderson, Helen Sturdy, Edna Tem­ pleman. A. G. Williamson, Teacher. HIGH SCHOOL OPEN LITERARY WAS A SPLENDID SUCCESS (Continued from Page One) Proctor, W. Pickell D. Reid, J. C. Reid, J. Higgins, W. Tiffin. The Valedictory Address was given by Miss D. June Buchanan, who won the Imperial Order Daughters of the Empire War Memorial Bursary in Canadian Universities and’ is pow a student at Western University, Lon­ don. June also won the Proficiency award and the Third- Carter Scholar­ ship. Valedictory Address^ (By D. June Buchanan) Friends: There really isn’t anything new to COLLECTIONS Since 1893 we have been suc­ cessfully handling collections for an ever increasing number of clients. Surely this indicatesi that we are efficient and responsible. Send in your list of notes and accounts. If we fail to collect we charge1 nothing for our services. Kelly & Aiken THE COLLECTION SPECIAL­ ISTS ORANGEVILLE,’ ONTARIO. Huron & Erie DEBENTURES 4% Coupons payable at Par at Wingham. Older than Dominion of Canada say in this Valedictory Address, ex­ cept that it is in behalf of the grad­ uating class of 1936, and not that of any other year. AH of the members of ‘ this class have enjoyed their years at High School. Many of us have been to­ gether from first to fifth, years. We have experienced 'a common initia tion; we have stood together in corn ers at our first High School dances we have witnessed each other’s dis comfitures over 40% answers in class we have laughed together at class jokes jokes which to other years would have no significance whatso­ ever; we have slaved together for points on Field Days, rejoicing if we scraped up a total .of 10 or so, for our athletes were conspicuous by their absence, We have basked in the glow of Miss Hammond’s smiles, and wink­ ed in the shadow of her frowns—for were we not her favorite form? We have admired from afar the amazing ability of Miss Helen McGregor at Latin, and we have thoroughly en­ joyed her history lectures. We have been the cause of almost complete despair on Miss MacDonald’s part, or despair only lessened by the gen­ ius of two or three- We have every reason to esteem the guidance which we received from Mr, Brackenbury and Mr. Hall as Principals, and we also have pleasant memories of other instructors: Miss Geddes, Mr. Collins, Mr, Bigelow, Miss Carson "and Miss Kate McGregor,. " . ’ •• Now our. High School days are ov­ er, and it is time for the formal fare­ well. We, young, though we are, have discovered that words of farewell are never easily expressed. They cause a sadness which, try as one may, he j cannot entirely., quell. There have been times last year when each of us has thought, “I’m. .here for the last time in my" . present capacity. I’m about to discontinue the line the work that has been mine for some years j past.'? Then we have,, experienced a ' feeling poignantly sharp in its real- I ity^ and surprisingly close to tears.} And because we didn’t like running around’With lumps in our throats, we concentrated ■■ on. other lines of tho.ught: ‘/I’m; about to start upon, a glorious new,’adventure." I have ■ ev- i •ery,; reason. to believe that I shall succeed. I shall keep my old friends, of course, but I shall also make new ones. And I shall devote much of the money I make to benevolent pur­ poses.” Few .High School graduates .can’ deny having had hopes and intentions much the same as these. High School indirectly teaches such optimism and such a spirit of goodwill towards the universe, and if graduates can keep that attitude in after years, who can say but that it will help them over many a rough place? By the time a student has reached fifth form, he usually knows what work' he wishes to pursue, and it is with a goal ahead of him that he bids his school good-bye; If, however, it is impossible for him to start directly toward that goal, he knows that there are ways and means of getting there. High School has taught, in more than one lesson, that success need not come with lightning-like rapidity, in other words, “Rome was not built in a day.” In many respects, too, High School has shown us how to go about a task that has been set us. Our struggles with difficult English essays and his­ tory themes, our mental efforts over puzzling Latin proses and mathemat­ ical propositions, have been proof en­ ough that, in the majority of cases, hard labour and a perspiring brow are companion to the accomplishment of things worth while. I Gan pay no higher tribute to the grand old Wingham High School than to say that every member of the class of ’35 has learned to cespect its very walls, and to cherish memories of it — memories which will last always. The closing number was a play, "The Nine Lives of Emily.” It was a modern play which showed the troubles that the father and mother have with their daughters of to-day. It was decidedly humorous and the whole cast played their parts excep­ tionally well and had the audience in spasms. of laughter. The Cast: Mrs. Reade, Edna Elliott; Natalie, Frances Currie; Mr. Reade, Elgin Coutts; Laura; Josephine Moir; Dauglas Ev­ erett, Donald Fortune; Emily, Ber­ nice Mundy; Tom Wells, Kenneth Murray. $4.00 Extra Profit Wondergrow Per Pig ROE BORN COX—-On Tuesday, February 4th, 1936, at Tnglehart, Ont., to Rev. and Mrs. G. O. Cox (nee Kathleen Ter­ riff of Whitgchureh), a daughter, HOPPER — In Wingham General Hospital on Friday, January 31st, to Mr. son. and Mrs. Robert Hopper, a Did you tell your family I ■ TJie first little pig went to market, The second little pig stayed it home, The first had been fed on Wondergrow, The seconfl wee pig had none, Concentrate WONDERGROW — 1. Is a rich protein mineral vitamin supplement saving 400 lbs. of grain on every pig fed. 2. Promotes increased appetite and smooth, sleek appearance, with a resulting rapid growth that will bring Premium Selects. 3. Corrects and prevents stiffness and crippling in winter pigs — takes the grief out of hog raising. A Trial will more than convince you. Ask your dealer for descriptive literature. ROE FARMS MILLING CO. ) ATWOOD, ONT. Represented locally by: Howson & Howsoin, Wingham R. J. Hueston & Son, Gorrie Alex. Manning, Belgrave. MORRIS Mrs. Chandler and daughter, Brant- ] ford, spent the week-end with Mr. and ; Mrs- Jas. Breckenridge. | Glad to hear Mr. Harry Bosman is up and around again. | A number of men were busy last - week putting in ice , Thomson. I Mrs. Alvin -Smith helping in the store, sick at preesnt. I Mr. Joseph Breckenridge spent a day with Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Breck­ enridge and daughter. Mr. Ross Smith is laid up with a bad cold. for Mr. George is at Brucefield Mr. Berry being Cleaning the Hen House When hens are infested with lice or mites and other “filth ailments” it is indication that the pens need clean­ ing up. All litter should be removed and burned and floors, walls and roosts thoroughly cleaned with hot ! water and strong soap or lye. When this is .done spray the interior of the house with a solution of one part ' crude carbolic acid and three parts kerosene. Then, a good whitewash containing some crude carbolic acid j should be applied to walls and fur- * nishings. A good kerosene emulsion is made as follows: Shave % pound • of hard soap into 1 gallon of soft i water and boil the mixture until the ' soap is dissolved. Then remove it to j a safe distance from the fire and stir | into it at once, while still hot, 2 gal­ lons is a this soft with it into all cracks, crevices, and joints I 1 kerosene (coal oil). The result thick, creamy emulsion. Dilute stock mixture with 10 parts of water, and apply as a spray or a brush, being careful to work GORED BY INFURIATED COW Poet was coming over this evening and read some of my verses?’’ Girl: “Yes, and it worked like a charm. They’re all going out to the movies.” I of the building. With any of these sprays it is ne­ cessary to make two or more appli­ cations at intervals of a few days to destroy the mites which hatch after- the first application. The liquid may be put on with a han,d spray pump or with a brush, Cleanliness, fresh air and sunlight are cheap and effective- preventatives. Compliment A compliment is not always flatter­ ing or* agreeable. When Sholom Aleichem, the fam­ ous Jewish humorist, visited New- York, he was entertained at dinner by a group of business and professional men, and in turn entertained the crowd by telling some choice anec­ dotes in his own inimitable way. A lawyer who was present contin­ ually walked up and down the room with his hands in his pockets. Final­ ly he stopped and turned ' to the speaker. “You are the first humorus writer," he said, “I have ever heard tell a fun­ ny story.” “Thanks,” said Sholon Aleichetnr smiling. “I’ll return the compliment.. You are the first lawyer I have ever seen with his hands in his own .poc­ kets.” * * * Grandpa was having his after-lunch- sleep in the armchair and was emit­ ting sounds that might have come from a cross-cut saw*. As father en­ tered the room he saw little Joan, twisting one of Grandpa’s waistcoat buttons. “What are you doing?” he whisper­ ed. "You musn’t disturb him.” “I’m not disturbing him, daddy,” explained the child, “I’m only try­ ing to get another station with him.’’’ Charles Hahn and his four-year-old son, Charlie, who were charged by a cow which escaped from a truck at the Union stock yards, Toronto. Mr. Halm was taking his son for a walk when he saw the escaped cow com- big towards them, but thought the animal would pass them. Apparently the bright orange suit wwn by the lad angered .the cow into charging- Mr. Halm’s leg was pierced', by thfe cow’s horn.