The Wingham Advance-Times, 1936-02-06, Page 5Thursdayt February 6, 1936
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onsi started to wander. Checking was
hard, as it was throughout the game,
both defenses laying it on. Neither
club had many good-scoring chances,
the Braves having two good chances
and the Gee Bees about’ the(|sapie< Qf
three penalties, Wingham' drew two
and Kincardine one.
Play in the second period was very
ragged, both by' the visitors and. the
locals, the former having four shots
stopped and the latter two. Kincar
dine opened the scoring ■ midway
through-the period,-Eddie Sutherland
doing the tricR. The puck app*eared
to go in off his body but Referee
Kemp thought otherwise and the goal
stood, Play began to get a little
rougher each side drawing a pair of
penalties and many offences going
unnoticed, Gregor and Thompson be
gan to shape up for trouble, riding
one another around Sthe rink pretty
closely, With only two minutes to go'
at the end of the .period, McDonald
fell behind the Kincardine net and
emerged with a badly torn knee-cap
which ended his activities for the ev-
•en.ing and also the year. Bill was very
popular with both fans and players
and it is to be hoped his injury has
no permanent effects,
The Hurons' ill-luck continued in
,’the final frame, the session having
barely, started when ’ Munroe scored
from behind the Indian net, the puck glancing in off ^ulauf’s skate for a
very disheartening goal. A bare three
minutes later the same played scored
again on a pass from-Jack McDon
ald, the pair breaking away with all
'the Tribe down the ice and sailing in
on Zulauf alone. Some five minutes
later McDonald repeated the, perform
ance to score Kincardine’s final fin
al goal. A few minutes later Burrows
bparded Somers and' just as the for
mer was skating to the penalty box
trouble ’ finally burst into flame be
tween Thompson and Gregor. Both
players drew majors but Ted Elliott,
Who got in some helfty wallops, es
caped unnoticed. Habkirk and Bur
rows also drew penalties before the
period ended. With almost six min
utes remaining the Tribe got their
only goal, Habkirk batting in a loose
puck.*
A large crowd
accompanied the
north and helped
some three hundred.
Several changes will be
the Hurons’ line-up for future games,
Manager Haselgrove being dissatis
fied with the play of several mem
bers of the present squad. With Mc
Donald injured it is. likely that Hab
kirk and Goetz will also be dropped
for the rest of the season and local
■talenUtried out. Failure" of the pres
ent squad to turn out to practise or
take the game seriously enough are
some of the reasons for the dissast-
roius season so far. In only two gam
es, at Kincardine and against Clin
ton here, have the Hurons played
hockey worthy of a club with play
off aspirations.
Line-ups:
Kincardine; Goal, Thompson; def.,
Burrows and Robinson; centre, Suth
erland; wings, Munro and J. McDon
ald; alternates, Shrank, N. McDonald,
Capstick, .Gregor.
Wingham: Goal, Zulauf; def., Som
ers and B. Mitchell; centre, H. Mit
chell; wings, Browne and Elliott; al
ternates, Goetz, W. McDonald, Hab
kirk, Thompson.
1st period— j “
No score.
Penalties—W. McDonald, B. Mit
chell, Shrank.
2nd peri id—
1 Kincardine, Sutherland, 11 min.
‘Penalties — Thompson, Habkirk,
Burrows-, Munroe.
3rd period—
2
3
Gurneys 7 Lloyds 1
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BY KINCARDINE
McDonald Injured as Cee-Bees Win
4 - 1
. The Wingham Hurons lost practi
cally their last hope of getting into
the. play-offs this year by losing to
Kincardine at the Arena Thursday
night by a 4-1 score. The Hurons
played poorly and at no time looked
like the club that played such a good
game against Clinton‘two weeks ago.
Perhaps the long lay-off caused a re
lapse, but against Kincardine the
Hurons ’ were about as disjointed a
club as one ever saw, both on the at
tack and on the defense.
The jinx following the Hurons was
still in evidence last night. Near the
end of the second period while the
Braves were trailing by only a single
goal, Bill McDonald, perhaps the
most effective player on the club, sus
tained a, baxL gash^by a skate under.
■ the left knee-cap, necessitating his re-
'moval to the local hospital for treat
ment. Just how the accident occurr-
• ed is a mystery but its effect on the
Tribe later on was no mystery.
The first period, which ended with
out either side scoring, was perhaps
the best, from a local standpoint.
There was still some semblance of
hockey left in the club up till near
the end of the period when the Hur-
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all over Lloyds in the second fixture
and won an easy victory by 7-1. Gur
neys have been playing a nice brand Lockridge 343, Jimmy Sanderson 333,
Percy Vanner 329, Jleen Morris 321,
Robert Prentice 320, George Cope
land 318, Jack Mellor 315, Fred Tent
pieman 304, Jimmy Stoakley 296,
Hdgh Bell 292, Arthur Brown 289,
Roy Finley 288.
E, J. Bennett, Teacher,
Junior Second
Total 440, Honors 330, Pass 264.
Marjorje French 390, Jean Stewart
Grace Bailey 374, Jean Town
Pauline Clark' 370, Isabel Brown
Jack Walker 351, Jack Ernest
Evelyn Evans 346, Walter Bur-
344, Jean Prentice 324, Bill Hil-
313, Donald Lloyd 310, Cecil
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of hockey all through the schedule
and ,on Tuesday night were without
the services of their crack centre
player, Sturdy, or the score would,
no doubt, have been much greater.
This Gurney outfit have a well-bal
anced team of puckchasers and are
confident that they will take the
Bearcats in two straight in the play
offs.
The Glovecutters were. just too
good for the Doormakers but some
of the younger players on Lloyd’s
team gained some valuable experience
this year and will do better next year,,
In the first period Gurneys scored
three tiipes Cruikshank getting two
and Smith one. In the second period
they notched three more, M. Groves
banged in two and Anderson the oth
er. In the third period both teams
scored one each, Groves doing the
honors for Gurneys and “Mike” Rob-
erston for the Doormakers.
No penalties were handed out in
either game, which is a record in
Town League hockey. C. Merkley
handled both games,
* * *
Final Standing
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The Play-Offs start Thursday night
—Gurney’s and Bearcats, best
out of three games.
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PUBLIC SCHOOL
REPORT FOR JANUARY
Senior Fourth
Total 700, Honours 525, Pass 420.
B. Burgman 625, J. VanNorman
608, N. Benedict 589, I. Clark 584,
C. Fitzpatrick 567, H. Brown 548, B.
Scott 545, M. Fothergill 541, M. Ho-
muth 540, J. Roberts 535, M. Tem-
382,
373,
362,
350,
gess
bert
Yeo
Lee 307, Freddie Ohm 305, Mary For
syth 304, Raymond Bell 292, Jack
Montgomery 291, Eddie Carter 277,
Margaret Angus 220, Marjorie Sin
namon 218, Arnold Finlay 183, Gil
bert Robinson 166.
B, Joynt, Teacher.
First Book
Total 435, Honors 326, Pass 261.
Milton Brown 418, Billy Field 409,
Jack Lockridge 396, Jean Willoughby
388, Donald MacLeod 381, Teddy
Bailey 368, Margaret VanNorman
354, Jack zLloyd 346, Dorothy Wells
341, Helen Lockridge 339, Jimmie
Colborne 334, June Everick 326, Ger
ald Brophy 322, Shirley Lloyd 320,
Alma Thompson 316‘, Helen Forbes
315, Gladys Giousher 299, Billy Tem
pleman 299, Jack Musgrove 288,
Wanda Cowan 254, Mary . Prentice
234, Betty Finley 99.
Primary Class—
Total 270, Honors 202, Pass 162.
Barbara Ross 255, Joan Edgar 239,
Mary Vanner 238/.Mary Forbes 230,
George
Patricia
pieman 509, F. Lockridge 508,M.
Flabkirk 499, D.Adams 492,V.
Currie 490, M.Connell 457.V.
MacLean 454, K.Jackson 447,L.
made in
Kincardine, Munroe, 0.45.
Kincardine, Munroe (J, McDon
ald) 3.10.
Kincardine, J. McDonald, 8.30.
Wingham, Habkirk, 16 min.
4
5
Penalties—Burrows (2), Habkirk;
(Thompson and Gregor majors).
Shots stopped —
By Thompson ...........10-5-7—22
By Zulauf ...................... 8-4-8—20.
TOWN LEAGUE
HOCKEY GAMES
Bearcats and. Gurneys Were Winners
1
the
W.
The two games played in the Town
League on Tuesday night finished the
regular schedule and the play-offs be
tween the two leading teams, Gurneys
and Bearcats, will get under way on
Thursday night.
Bearcats 4 — Lower Wingham
At the end of the first period
teams left the ice in a 1-1 tie.
Lockridge scored for Lower Wing
ham and Carter for the Bearcats. It
was an even ding-dong period as the
score would indicate. The second per
iod went scoreless and it looked as
if the winner would be the team that
got the breaks. In the third period
the Bearcats turned oh the steam and
notched three goals to win ‘4-1, Wil
liamson, H. Groves and Carr being
the marksmen. This was a goo& ex
hibition of this winter sport and the
fans got quite a kick out of this game,
Evans 445, R. Casemore 439, K. John
son 423, B. Saint 412, V. Morris. 409,
B. Sturdy 379, A. Small 379, E. Camp
bell 372, E. Fitzpatrick 369, B. Case-
more 367, C. Krohn. 317, B. Lloyd
314, E' Curtis 312, B. Norman 299, R.
Hamilton 282, D. Henderson 249, M.
Radford 246, J. Fraser 243, D. Stew
art 222, R. Sinnamon 205.
A. Posliff, Principal.
Junior Fourth
Total 550, Honors 413, Pass 330.
F. Robinson 477, B. Gannett 471,
M., Gloushcr 462, L. Reid 461, H.
Hammond 452, H. Cantelon 439, Jean
Lee 439, L. Dore 431, N. Mundy 430,
F. Pickell 420, V. Ohm 420, E. Hogg
413, John Lee, 400, N. Finley 394, A.
VanWyck 393, W. Harris 390, N. Fry
383, H, Lee 378, G. Johnson 372, A.
Stoakley 371, E. Deyell 365, L. Lloyd
344, D. Mellor 331, D. Murray 319,
W. Seddon 311, F. Barnes 305, J. Wil
son 281, C. Hamilton 277, M. Camp
bell 270, W. Groves 234.
B. H. Reynolds, Teacher.
Senior Third
Total '650, Honors<488, Pass 390.
Ethel Vanner 557, Louise Thomp
son 553, Grace Hingston '542, Eileen
Dark 528, Ellen Bailey 524', Joseph
ine VanNorman' 510, Clarence Ohm
504, Betty Groves 500, Jack Hopper
499, Harry Howard 490, Georgina
Evans 489, Grace Hutcheson -483,
Laura Collar 482, Alan Williams 481,
Junior Nivins 476, Eva Lediet 460,
Carrol Casemore 455, George Lloyd
450, Jack Gorbu.tt 446, Bill Forsyth
445, Jimmie
Kennedy 416,
Joe Falconer
Reggie Collar
Betty Fitzpatrick 310, John Wilson
308, Eric Schatte 238, Harry Mont
gomery 233, Carl Vanner 223.
V. J. McLaughlin, Teacher.
Junior Third
Total 500, Honors 375, Pass 300.
Bill Galbraith 456, Jack Day 434,
Carl Clark 424, Donald Hastie 418,
Craig Armstrong 413, Jack Ludwig
403, Douglas Fry 396, Robert Chit
tick 394, Mildred Fitzpatrick 392,
Wallace Hutton 392, Doreen Garlick
392, Lloyd Mundy 390, Frances Bro
phy 385, Lois Adams 384, Grace
Parker 378, Harold Hutton 377, Alvin
Sell 375, Frances Durnin 373, Donna-
Buchanan 369, Ruth Harris 366, Is
abel MacLean 360, Lorraine Brown
355, Bud Cmickshank 355, Norma
Brown 349, Iris Templeman 343,
Joyce Carter 339, Donald Campbell
332, Ambrose Zettler 332, Pat Fitz
patrick 324, Mary Lepard 320, Grace
Small 315, Doris Finlay 294, Margar
et MacLean 291, Marjorie Falconer
145, Margaret Finlay’ 113.
M. J. MacDonald, Teacher.
Senior Second
Total 500, Honours 375, Pass 300.
Elizabeth Hare 433, Franjt Zettler
410, Lauretta Everick 395, Lillian An
gus 394, joyte Walker 304, Orwell
Allen 393, Mutiel Evans 389, Jack
Gidusher 381, Evelyn Allen 380, Har
old Sell 380, Wilfred Gannett 378, Ed-
Cameron 438, James
Allan Hyndman 402,
372, Jack Rich 364,
326, jack Carter 320,-
Town 229, Betty Allan 222,
Wild 196, Lillian Jones 137.
P. Johns, Teacher.
■ Primary .
445, Honors 334, Pass 267. (Total
Tommy Lockridge 434,* Betty San
derson 420, Grant Ernest 416,' Ross
Johnston 410, Gerald'LaRue 403, Jim--
my Beninger 402, Editli GlOusher 402,'
Charlie Lee 400, Dawha 'Walker 400,
Pauline Cowan 392, Helen Arthur
389, Mary Lu Connell 389, Ronald
Brown 386, Therese Fitzpatrick 384,
Ruth Gannett 378, Greta Hyndman
370, Donna Lockridge 369, Alan Mac
Kay-368, John Armitage 368, Rose
Marie Ohm 358, Betty Hutcheson
327, Donald Schatte 307, Joyce Hing
ston 307, Buddy Wild 290, Laurene
Prentice 288, Donna Tervit 274, Don
ald Montgomery 264, Paul Smith 248,
Robert Morris 235, Teresina Bondi
209, Florence Harris 200, Bobby Fin
lay 199, Wilma Dark 180, Marie Fitz
patrick 153.
Absent all month — David Drake,
Gordon Moir, Madaline Deyell, Iona
Henderson, Helen Sturdy, Edna Tem
pleman.
A. G. Williamson, Teacher.
HIGH SCHOOL OPEN
LITERARY WAS A
SPLENDID SUCCESS
(Continued from Page One)
Proctor, W. Pickell D. Reid, J. C.
Reid, J. Higgins, W. Tiffin.
The Valedictory Address was given
by Miss D. June Buchanan, who won
the Imperial Order Daughters of the
Empire War Memorial Bursary in
Canadian Universities and’ is pow a
student at Western University, Lon
don. June also won the Proficiency
award and the Third- Carter Scholar
ship.
Valedictory Address^
(By D. June Buchanan)
Friends:
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Older than Dominion of Canada
say in this Valedictory Address, ex
cept that it is in behalf of the grad
uating class of 1936, and not that of
any other year.
AH of the members of ‘ this class
have enjoyed their years at High
School. Many of us have been to
gether from first to fifth, years. We
have experienced 'a common initia
tion; we have stood together in corn
ers at our first High School dances
we have witnessed each other’s dis
comfitures over 40% answers in class
we have laughed together at class
jokes jokes which to other years
would have no significance whatso
ever; we have slaved together for
points on Field Days, rejoicing if we
scraped up a total .of 10 or so, for
our athletes were conspicuous by their
absence, We have basked in the glow
of Miss Hammond’s smiles, and wink
ed in the shadow of her frowns—for
were we not her favorite form? We
have admired from afar the amazing
ability of Miss Helen McGregor at
Latin, and we have thoroughly en
joyed her history lectures. We have
been the cause of almost complete
despair on Miss MacDonald’s part,
or despair only lessened by the gen
ius of two or three- We have every
reason to esteem the guidance which
we received from Mr, Brackenbury
and Mr. Hall as Principals, and we
also have pleasant memories of other
instructors: Miss Geddes, Mr. Collins,
Mr, Bigelow, Miss Carson "and Miss
Kate McGregor,. " . ’
•• Now our. High School days are ov
er, and it is time for the formal fare
well. We, young, though we are, have
discovered that words of farewell are
never easily expressed. They cause
a sadness which, try as one may, he j
cannot entirely., quell. There have
been times last year when each of us
has thought, “I’m. .here for the last
time in my" . present capacity. I’m
about to discontinue the line the work
that has been mine for some years j
past.'? Then we have,, experienced a '
feeling poignantly sharp in its real- I
ity^ and surprisingly close to tears.}
And because we didn’t like running
around’With lumps in our throats, we
concentrated ■■ on. other lines of
tho.ught: ‘/I’m; about to start upon, a
glorious new,’adventure." I have ■ ev- i
•ery,; reason. to believe that I shall
succeed. I shall keep my old friends,
of course, but I shall also make new
ones. And I shall devote much of
the money I make to benevolent pur
poses.”
Few .High School graduates .can’
deny having had hopes and intentions
much the same as these. High School
indirectly teaches such optimism and
such a spirit of goodwill towards the
universe, and if graduates can keep
that attitude in after years, who can
say but that it will help them over
many a rough place?
By the time a student has reached
fifth form, he usually knows what
work' he wishes to pursue, and it is
with a goal ahead of him that he bids
his school good-bye; If, however, it
is impossible for him to start directly
toward that goal, he knows that there
are ways and means of getting there.
High School has taught, in more than
one lesson, that success need not
come with lightning-like rapidity, in
other words, “Rome was not built in
a day.”
In many respects, too, High School
has shown us how to go about a task
that has been set us. Our struggles
with difficult English essays and his
tory themes, our mental efforts over
puzzling Latin proses and mathemat
ical propositions, have been proof en
ough that, in the majority of cases,
hard labour and a perspiring brow are
companion to the accomplishment of
things worth while.
I Gan pay no higher tribute to the
grand old Wingham High School than
to say that every member of the class
of ’35 has learned to cespect its very
walls, and to cherish memories of it
— memories which will last always.
The closing number was a play,
"The Nine Lives of Emily.” It was
a modern play which showed the
troubles that the father and mother
have with their daughters of to-day.
It was decidedly humorous and the
whole cast played their parts excep
tionally well and had the audience in
spasms. of laughter. The Cast: Mrs.
Reade, Edna Elliott; Natalie, Frances
Currie; Mr. Reade, Elgin Coutts;
Laura; Josephine Moir; Dauglas Ev
erett, Donald Fortune; Emily, Ber
nice Mundy; Tom Wells, Kenneth
Murray.
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; Mrs- Jas. Breckenridge.
| Glad to hear Mr. Harry Bosman
is up and around again.
| A number of men were busy last
- week putting in ice
, Thomson.
I Mrs. Alvin -Smith
helping in the store,
sick at preesnt.
I Mr. Joseph Breckenridge spent a
day with Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Breck
enridge and daughter.
Mr. Ross Smith is laid up with a
bad cold.
for Mr. George
is at Brucefield
Mr. Berry being
Cleaning the Hen House
When hens are infested with lice
or mites and other “filth ailments” it
is indication that the pens need clean
ing up. All litter should be removed
and burned and floors, walls and
roosts thoroughly cleaned with hot
! water and strong soap or lye. When
this is .done spray the interior of the
house with a solution of one part
' crude carbolic acid and three parts
kerosene. Then, a good whitewash
containing some crude carbolic acid
j should be applied to walls and fur-
* nishings. A good kerosene emulsion
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GORED BY INFURIATED COW
Poet
was coming over this evening and
read some of my verses?’’
Girl: “Yes, and it worked like a
charm. They’re all going out to the
movies.” I
of the building.
With any of these sprays it is ne
cessary to make two or more appli
cations at intervals of a few days to
destroy the mites which hatch after-
the first application. The liquid may
be put on with a han,d spray pump or
with a brush, Cleanliness, fresh air
and sunlight are cheap and effective-
preventatives.
Compliment
A compliment is not always flatter
ing or* agreeable.
When Sholom Aleichem, the fam
ous Jewish humorist, visited New-
York, he was entertained at dinner by
a group of business and professional
men, and in turn entertained the
crowd by telling some choice anec
dotes in his own inimitable way.
A lawyer who was present contin
ually walked up and down the room
with his hands in his pockets. Final
ly he stopped and turned ' to the
speaker.
“You are the first humorus writer,"
he said, “I have ever heard tell a fun
ny story.”
“Thanks,” said Sholon Aleichetnr
smiling. “I’ll return the compliment..
You are the first lawyer I have ever
seen with his hands in his own .poc
kets.”
* * *
Grandpa was having his after-lunch-
sleep in the armchair and was emit
ting sounds that might have come
from a cross-cut saw*. As father en
tered the room he saw little Joan,
twisting one of Grandpa’s waistcoat
buttons.
“What are you doing?” he whisper
ed. "You musn’t disturb him.”
“I’m not disturbing him, daddy,”
explained the child, “I’m only try
ing to get another station with him.’’’
Charles Hahn and his four-year-old
son, Charlie, who were charged by a
cow which escaped from a truck at
the Union stock yards, Toronto. Mr.
Halm was taking his son for a walk
when he saw the escaped cow com-
big towards them, but thought the
animal would pass them. Apparently
the bright orange suit wwn by the
lad angered .the cow into charging-
Mr. Halm’s leg was pierced', by thfe
cow’s horn.