Clinton News-Record, 1974-12-24, Page 4From our early files. . • • • •
'Singing leap
Before I make my report on the Singing Leap Method of Get-
ting Up in the Morning, an experiment, which has shaken our
happy home to its very foundations, I should perhaps fill you in
on the background.
Irving Berlin might have had me in mind when he wrote,
"Oh, How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning."
Like my father before me I am a classic case of the Slow
Awakener. The process of getting up requires great delicacy and
slow motion or I leave the sheets with the snarl of a lion and
may not be spoken to' safely before noon.
My father used to have two alarm clocks beside his bed. One
would go off at 6 a.m. This had the effect of bringing him to the
threshold of consciousness and provided a warning, that he had
a half hour to prepare himself for grim reality.
The second and louder of the two went off at six-thirty. He
would then roll over until seven when my mother awakened
him.
, Both clocks ware cunningly set ahead a half hour so that my
father was always pleasantly aware that the atmosphere of
urgency was just a game. We sineknew that he was cheating, but
whom?
Getting up was never a problem for me in those days and I
joined with the rest of the family in ridiculing my father's
elaborate subterfuge, little dreaming, as the saying goes, that I
would someday share his, loathing for that long leap between
the snug, warm world of counterpane and the brightening
horrible world of' duty.
My ugly greeting of the morning is even more agonizing than
my father's because I really don't have to get up at all. All that
gets me up is my guilt feeling and the fact that my loved ones
cannot bear the thought of me remaining there while they
breast the new day,
Getting Daddy Up, consequently, is a game that rages around
10 YEARS AGO place of "the beautiful." The
DEC. 24, 1964
temperatures dropped again
sored by the Clinton Lawn
the Christmas draw for a por-
table TV. The draw was spon-
Bowling Club with the proceeds
to be used for the, club house.
Don Symons drew the lucky
served their 55th wedding an-
ticket.
well-known Clinton couple ob-
Cudmore were married in Clin•
ton in 1909 and have resided
year student at MacDonald In-
niversary, Mr. and Mrs. Alex
here sirce.
Mr. and Mrs. James Coultes
Belgrave, has received word
she is the recipient of the
Huron County Scholarship. It
is awarded annually to a first
Bill Miller of Clinton won
On Monday, December 2, a
Marie Coultes, daughter of
-
dison, Clinton.
spending the Christmas
holidays with his parents, Mr.
and Mrs. J. MacKenzie.
Tuesday evening, just adding to
the great uncertainty of the
propriately lighted, ote the Post
Office lawn. A large tree, it has
attracted much attention par-
ticularly on the part of passing
motorists. Among attractive
window displays in town
during the Christmas season
was that of Clinton Grill,
depicting "The Nativity".
nia, spent Christmas with her
mother, Mrs. Margaret Ad-
present so-called winter season.
nice Christmas Tree, ap-
John McKenzie, Toronto., is
Visitors at the home of Mr.
This year, Clinton has a real
Miss Gladys Addison, Sar-
stitute, Guelph. and Mrs. E.H. Epps on Monday
Brigadier Fred Clift was elec- included Mr, and Mrs. L.K.
ted Reeve of the recently re- Epps, London, Mr, and Mrs.
incorporated village of Bayfield M.E. Clarke, Miss Mae nd
Monday night at a nomination Elliott Clarke, and Mr. and
meeting in Bayfield
Mrs. John Smith and baby
Seven boys from the RCAF Anne, all of Seaforth and Er-
Station Clinton Cubs were nest G. Clarke, Chicago.
featured in a "coming up"
ceremony last week when they
were officially installed as Boy
Scouts in the First Clinton
RCAF Scout Troop. ,
Burglars smashed open a
500-pound office safe in a
private home Sunday night
while the owner was having
supper next door, but they only
got a diamond engagement ring
and a plain gold wedding band
for their efforts. The job looks
to have been the work of a -
professional,
25 YEARS AGO
Dec. 29, 1949
A week ago, hi this column,
we wondered whether ot not we
would have a "white Chtist-
mas", Well, we did, but the
snow hardly lasted the day, By
Monday it was all gone, and
heavy rainfall had taken the
my couch each and every morning. I make a great pretence of
sleep, but so far they have never tired of the sport or gone away
without me, more or less, up.
Moreover, they've given me this guilt feeling about the whole
affair. Even casual visitors are given the gruesome details of
my "crime". Thus when my wife brought up the Singing Leap
Method yesterday I determined to do something about it. My
eyes• narrowed hideously, My mouth became a cruel line. A
balloon formed over my head enclosing the word "Revenge."
The Singing Leap Method was described in a magazine ar-
ticle a woman's magazine, of course ... as the best of all ways
to get up.
Instead of fighting it you burst from the quilts yodelling a
happy song, completing in a second a transition that normally
takes me an hour.
"Why don't you try it?" My wife asked and that was just
what I did.
With h terrible 'wrench I hurled myself from the bed, my
Voice *hang through' the house. "Baubles and bangles! See
hole 'they gleam!" I sang, my head tilted back like a love-sick
moose. I lurched to the bathroom arid plunged under a cold
shower. "Baubles and bangles!" I roared.
In a trice I was waltzing my wife about the kitchen. I tickled
the children until they screamed for mercy. I radiated insane
good cheer, turned up the radio, did a 'swift buck and wing,
down the hall, "Oh, what a beautiful morning! Oh, what a
beautiful day!" I sang.
And behind it all my mind was cold and analytical. I wat-
ched their expression, half syMpathy, half alarm, saw them
whispering apprehensively to each other. One never knows
about these things, of course, but I have a hunch I will get up
tomorrow in my own sweet time.
Mr. George Sheppard gave
two prizes of two fancy boxes to
the two scholars who recited
the most learned lessons during
the past half year, The suc-
cessful scholars were Maggie
Gilchrist and Ida Rogers.
Messrs Fishers and Barton
are about to dissolve partner-
ship, and in clearing out their
goods will offer great in-
ducements to purchasers.
The weather not being
favorable, the Rink was not
opened on Thursday last, as
announced it would be, but was
opened on Friday. The ice was
in pretty good condition, and
quite a numbe'r of ladies and
gentlemen availed themselves
of the opportunity of an
evening's exhilerating
amusement.
* * *
The price today is sixty,eight
Was a little rush a few days
grain and it is no bad sign that
but some good Judges feel it
in no hurry to market their
they are able to hold off. There
ago, presumably to raise tax
Money, but the fall receipts do
not compare with last season,
will go down to sixty-five,
The farmers of Huron seem pas, later to become Bishop of
the Diocese of Athabaska, was
the Northwest Territories. In
4,000 miles by canoe and
snowshoe, a distance never
previously attempted by anyone
given a roving commission in
100, he travelled More than
in the North in such a short
period.
In 1866 Reverend W.C. Born-
Translation
Dear Editor:
In an-article written by Rev,
K. Cleator, regarding the
revised Standard Vereion
Bible, he said: "After more
than 350 years of translating
and printing the Bible in
English a Bible has at last
been published which is ap-
proved by leaders of the four
Christian traditions" But it
has not always been so,
It was in the late '14th cen-
tury that the first English tram
slation was produced, by John
Wycliffe, It is certain that there
vi;ag fierce opposition to the
translating work. Wycliffe and
his associates incurred the bit-
ter hatred of the religious
authorities.
Thereafter the ecclesiastical
authorities persisted in op-
posing the making of copies of
Wycliffe's translation. In 1408
a synod of clergy meeting in
Oxford at the direction of Arch-
bishop Arundel prohibited the
use of the Holy Scriptures in
English. So hated was Wycliffe
that his remains were dug up in
1428 and burned and then the
ashes were thrown into the
river Swift.
In the 16th century, William
Tyndale undertook the task of
translating from the original
languages into English. Hoping
to gain the backing of Bishop
Cuthbert, Tyndale went to Lon-
don. But he failed to get the
bishop's support.
Tyndale soon realized that
the attitude of the clergy was
such that he could not translate
the Bible in England.
Removing to Germany, his
work was stopped by the
magistrates of Cologne. Tyn-
dale completed the Christian
Greek Scriptures in Worms.
Soon copies of this translation
were being sold in England.
The ecclesiastical authorities,
in England were aged. On May -
4, 1530, copies of Tyndale's
translation were burned at St.
Paul's Cross in London.
Toward the end of May a royal
decree, backed by the ec-
clesiastical authorities, . listed
Tyndale's translations of Scrip-
ture from Hebrew and Greek
among pernicious books and
stated: "Detest them, abhor
them; keep them not in your
hands,' deliver them to the
superiors such as call for
them," Regarding those not
obeying this, the decree con-
tinued: "The prelates of the
church, having the care and
charge of your souls, ought to
compel you, and your prince to
punish and correct you." Ex-
tensive efforts were put forth to
destroy the translations in
England and abroad.
One of the reasons that Tyn-
dale faced such bitter op-
position was that he did not
stick to ecclesiastical terms but
used words that conveyed the
flavor of the original language.
For example, he used
"congregation", not church;
"overseer", not bishop, and
"love", not charity. The fact
that Tyndale's choice of words
was closer to the original Greek
carried no weight with the ec-
clesiastical authorities. Tyn-
dale had even declared his
willingness to change anything
that might be found wrong or
that could be more clearly tran-
slated, The religious
authorities, however, simply
did not want the Bible to be
read by the common people,
who would then be led to reject
their ecclesiastical inter-
pretations.
This great scholar was shor-
tly thereafter betrayed by a
"friend", one certain Phillips,
to his enemies and imprisoned
in the castle of Vilvorde, near
Brume's. In September of 1536
he was executed by strangling
and burned.
Could it be that, because the
revised Standard Version has
this to gay in its preface: "(2)
the use of' any proper name for
the one and only God, as
though there were other gods
from whom He had to be
distinguished, was discontinued
in Judaism before the Christian
era and is entirely inap-
propriate for the universal faith
of the Christian Church", that
it has the "approval" of the
four Christian traditions.?"
C.F, Barney,
Clinton
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Nrows-illsoora readers an► sn•
coloraged to *apron their
sapiniens In haters to the wafter,
however, such opiniens de net
micsessirlly roars/sent the
opinions of the Illsvm4liroard,
Ossudenyins may be used by
Misr writsts, but no Whet will
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verified by phone.
50 YEARS AGO
Dec 29, 1924
Messrs' Snell and sons,
Hullett breeders, did very well
indeed, at the several winter
fairs just past at the Royal
Winter Fair, Toronto, They
carried off tee prizes in all. At
the Chicago fair they took two
championship., four firsts, four
seconds and five thirds,
Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Castle
last Friday celebrated their
twenty-five wedding anniver-
sary. The evening was spent
through many enjoYable games,
music and a delicious supper,
Mr. and Mrs. Castle were
recipients of some handsome
pieces of silverware.
W.N. Manning of London,
formerly of this town, and one
of the heads that control the
Doherty Piano arid Organ
Manufacturer's Association at
its annual convention at Mon-
treal last week.
The Freeman farm on the
2nd concession Hullett Town-
ship, which has been.managed
by Miss Jennie Freeman for the
past few years, has been sold to
Mr. James Rands, who recently
disposed of his farm near Con-
stance and who will get
possession February 1.
There is a new club started
in the centre of town, The club
is to be called the Lion Tamere.
Since there is to be no electric
lights, the club will co-operate
in the day only with checkers
being the order of the day.
Miss Gladys McLean of
Stratford Normal School and
Mr. R.C. McLean of Wingham
spent the holidays with their
parents, Mr. and Mrs. J.B,
McLean.
75 YEARS AGO
Dec. 30, 1899
Mr. James MacFarlane, who
is one of the most extensive
sheep breeders in the township
of Stanley or the County of
Huron, for that matter, sold
ninety-one of his best sheep to a
Mr. Wineland of Avoca, Iowa,
who took them west for
breeding purposes, Mr.
MacFarlane has made many
such sales and has managed to
clear a On a year on
sheep, On occasions he goes
across to Scotland ,to renew his
stock.
Mr. C. Calton is at present
spending a couple of weeks
with his parents and other
friends in Clinton.
Mr. John Cox of Goderich
Township has decided to retire
from municipal politics. He has
been a member of town council
for thirteen years, a reeve for
ten and a member of the county
council.
Mr, and Mrs. T. Webster of
the Township of Ashfield are
visiting their son Mr, Thomas
Webster and other friends in
the vicinity of Clinton.
100 YEARS AGO
Dec. 31, 1874
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Editorial Comment
Not a world of peace and goodwill
Ours is not a world of peace and
goodWill among men, says the United
Church,
In Africa, rival races of blacks and
whites struggle—In the open and in
secret, With and without violence--for
dominance,
In the Middle East, great powers
escalate each other's armament bids.
Fighting has become so commonplace
in some places that newspapers hardly
report it any more: Viet Nam, Northern
Ireland, Cypres,..And the repression of
an entire continent is ignored-in South
America an unofficial alliance of military
regimes tightens the screws on a hun-
dred million poor.
And in Bangldesh and India the
Sahel and who knows how many more
centres of suffering, millions more die
the slow agony of starvation.
There seems to be something in-
congruous about celebrating Christmas
in such a world. For Christmas speaks of
Holly, mistletoe, twinkling lights,
mysterious packages, carollers,
laughter, blood shortage ...
Blood shortage? Unfortunately, yes.
Because people are extra busy with
holly, mistletoe, etc. they tend to post-
pone their visit to a Red Cross blood
donor clinic until after the holidays.•
But urgent surgery can't be post-
poned. And nobody can tell an accident
. to wait three weeks. Fewer donors plus
increased needs means a blood shor-
tage.
There is only one way to prevent it.
Persuade more donors to take that half
hour of time necessary to make a blood
Thoughts for the season
And the same to you! I probably should have
sent off a Merry Christmas column to. all my
readers about the first of November, to make
&sure it was received be er 25th. „
I know 'this won't be. But it's not your faithful
chronicler's fault, nor the fault of your favorite
weekly newspaper. The entire blame must rest on
the broad shoulders - they have to be broad - of
that modern phenomenon of efficiency,' Canada
Post.
People in that august institution must be
afraid of getting their hands soiled by handling
the average weekly newspaper, full of violence,
rape, murder, and muggings. They probably use"
a shovel. Shovel it into a corner until some day,
between coffee breaks, they are so bored that
they resort to sorting and sending the weekly
paper.
• When I was in the business, we used to mail
the paper on Thursday, and people in Ohio-or
Texas would receive it on Monday. Nowadays, I
count on my weekly paper being a week late in
arriving. Time after time, I've been tempted to
take up my typewriter and dash off an en-
couraging note to a weekly editor who has writ-
ten a particularly pungent editorial, only to
pause in the certainty that by the time I'd
received his paper, and the time he'd received• my
letter, the hot issue ''d attacked or defended
would be three we. , old, and as cold as a cor-
pse.
Well, we mustn't be mean at Christmas, must
we? Although I don't ,see why not. The same
miserable sods are going to be around on Boxing
Day, and the same inefficient, insolent in-
stitutions will be back in business on Jan. 1.
Since it's too late to wish everyone a Merry,
I'll put everything in the past tense.
I hope you got exactly what you wanted for
Christmas, whether it was a baby or a kazoo or a
sober husband.
I hope you got Joy. And if you didn't, I hope
you were happy with Myrtle or Hazel or Pearl or
Genevieve.
If you wanted a pair of those foam-rubber
knee-pads for scrubbing, I hope you got them.
And if you wanted a mink wrap, I hope you
didn't.
I hope you were not pregnant if you didn't
want to be, and were if you wanted to be. •
I hope you didn't want to be, and were if you
wanted to be.
I hope you didn't bust your bum on those new
down-hill skiis, or bust your heart on those new
kindness and love, Peace and goodwill,
Yet we should remember that the first
Christmas was not a peaceful one. The
baby Jesus was born into a world of
tyranny, of hate, of vicious dictators and
treacherobs politicians. In an effort to
destroy that child, a pitiless Herod
slaughtered all the children of
Bethlehem. Nor was the life of Jesus
particularly peaceful, He was always un-
der suspicion, always under attack, His
life was a conflict with forces of evil, for-
ces which eventually brought him the
Cross.
So in celebrating Christmas, we
should see in the one called Christ a
chajlenge, not only to the Herods and
Pilates of 2,000 years ago, but to those
of every day, of every nation.
That was the hope, of Christmas then.
It is still' the hope, of Christmas today.
But we need to work harder to realize
that hope.
donation. Tell them how important it is.
Tell them one blood donation can help
as many as five people back to health.
Ask them to share the joy of life.
How do you combat their "I'm too
busy, let George do it" attitude? Maybe
by telling people that in this vast and
vibrant nation of ours, there just aren't
enough people named George. A volun-
tary blood transfusion service needs
volunteers ... of all names.
So 'come Tom and Dick and Harry,
come Jane and Alice and Mary, come
Prancer and Dancer and Donner and
Vixen ... GEORGE NEEDS HELP!
Give blood this holiday season.
cross-country skiis, both of which you are too
young or too aid to be doing anything with except
feeding the livingroom fire. e
If you are old and lonely, I hope you received a
warm telephone call - about 15 minutes worth,
and not collect - from someone who is young and
loves you. And if you are young and lonely, I
hope you got a long telephone call, collect, from
someone who is old and loves you.
If you are a farmer, I hope you slept on Christ-
mas Eve with visions of sugarplums and reindeer
fast in your head. Jeez, a guy can't make any
money on beef these days. Might as well get into
reindeer.
If you are a schoolteacher, I hope you remem-
bered at .Christmas that you too were once a fat
and ugly duckling, riddled with pimples, shy to
the point of fainting if asked a question, lazy as a
cut cat, sort of dirty, really, and yet a striving,
yearning, beseeching human bean.
If you were a mother at Christmas - well, all I'
can say is that I hope you believe in a life after
death.
And if you were a father, well, all I can say is
that I hope you, too, believe in a world in the
hereafter. Preferably segregated.
If you are a tycoon, a union leader, or anyone
in the upper echelons of education, I hope your
ulcer ruined your Christmas dinner.
If you are an old maid, and have been lurking
these many years in the fold of your "sick"
mother's nightygown, I hope you decided at
Christmas to uniurk. Same for male spinsters.
Unlurk, Boy, that almost sounds like a dirty
word, if you practise. Try it. Unlurk!
Whatever happened at Christmas, hang in
there. We need you. We hewers of wood and
drawers of water, as Canadians are known, have
to stink together and keep on hewing drawers.
Every time there comes a crack about hewers
and drawers, I burst into a hue and cry, Bursting
into a hue is fairly simple. I can turn purple on
very little provocation, as my family will tell,
Almost anybody can hew or hue. But the
drawers 'are the problem. Nobody wears drawers
any more. How can you cry them when there
ain't none. This is a problem that Canadians are
going to have to give a good deal of thought to in
the coming year.
Well, these are my season's greetings to Awl
and Sundry (my legal representatives), as well as
to all you faithful readers.
And lang may your lum reek, on New Year's
Eve,
Aren't nought Georges
Sugar and Spice/By Bill •Smiley