Clinton News-Record, 1974-04-25, Page 4It Was quite obvious oy the attendance
at last week's Clinton Centennial
meeting that not many people in town
are interested in celebrating the 100th
anniversary of the founding of the Town
of Clinton.
Despite the seeming lack of interest
however, the Clinton Centennial Com-
mittee has gone ahead anyway and
outlined an exciting plan that will make
the Centennial celebrations remembered
for many years to come.
The big week is planned from July 26
to August 4th next year and will include
a myriad of events, guaranteed to
stimulate everyone. From ' air force
weekend to the beard growing contest,
to the back to school day, there is
something there for each one of us, But
none of the events can be carried out.
"nless more • people indicate their
willingness to help in some small way
even if it's only licking stamps to put on
envelopes to let forrher Clintonians
know of the celebrations.
As well as helping with the actual
celebrations, Clintonians should be
looking at their private property with the
idea of Cleaning up junk, sprucing up
lots and painting up some houses,
A recent out-of-town visitor to Clinton
came into this office and said he was
convinced that Clinton was the junk
capital of Huron County, there was so
much junk and abandoned cars strewn
over town.
Every citizen in town could embark on
their own Centennial project to either
spruce up their property or maybe help a
neighbour spruce up theirs. Let's leave
our visitors with a good impression next
year.
Solution
The recent postal strike brings to mind
a little story that was printed in another
paper.
"One bright editor has come with the
idea on how to solve the problem of the
rampant inflation that is sweeping the
country.
"Turn the inflation problem over to the
post office. They won't stop it, but they'll
sure as hell. slow it down,"
'Editorial Comment
Catania' needs .help.
The worst kind of inflation The Jack Scott Column
IN EP
There is talk on Capitol Hill in
Washington these days that by next year
the defense budget of the United States
will rise from the present level of $79
billion to about $93 billion. This is in-
flation of the worst possible kind. It is
true that all nations have the right to
defend themselves.
But as the U.S. defense budget con-
tinues to skyrocket toward the $100
billion mark (at the present rate it will
reach that figure by 1976) surely it
shows that something is wrong with a
nation's priorities.
The United States is only one of too
many nations that wastes millions -.L. or in
the case of superpowers billions on ar-
maments that will never:be used.
Perhaps this'problein of nations racing
to arm themselves was one of the major
factors in persuading the oil-rich states
of the Middle East to increase the price
of petroleum.
Countless millions of extra dollars ear-
ned by the countries of the Middle East
now will go toward arms purchases. The
death-dealing aircraft, tanks, cannon,
rockets and guns being turned out in
such vast quantities by the armaments
factories of North America, the Soviet
Union, Eastern and Western Europe will
now be bought in increasing quantities
by Middle Eastern Governments.
Big military spending has always been
one of mankind's follies. Down the ages,
greedy and arrogant leaders have
wasted the manhood and the wealth of
nations by waging war. The very great
difference in the present day is,
however, ,that an increasingly
n:ligtiteped, publics ,around The," 'world
iejeats the 'concept of war' as a civilized
means of settling international disputes.
Why then the continuing clamor, the in-
sistence among the generals that the
greedy war machines must be fed more
and more? (the United Church)
Sugar and Spice/By Bill Smiley
They think Bill's a rich tourist
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•
Any day now it will be cheaper
to fly to Europe and back than
it is to spend a couple of days
in the city.
Air fares are coming down as
rapidly as city prices are taking
off. This was borne home to me,
as they say, during a recent
brief visit to the Big Smoke,
And I don't mean New York.
Just an ordinary Canadian city
in the true north, strong but far
from free.
Our relatives always kindly
invite us to stay with them, but
we visit the bright lights so
seldom that we throw caution
to the wind, let ourselves go
deliberately decadent, and
plunge for the hotel room and
all the extras.
It used to be grand feeling:
checking in at the hotel just
like rich people; tossing the bell
hop half a dollar as though you
did it every day; walking into
the luxurious room and turning
up the heat and to hell with the,
fuel bill; picking up the phone
to call room service; and loftily
asking the Old Lady, "Wonder
what the poor people are doing
today?"
But that semi-annual plunge
is no longer into a warm bath
of unaccustomed luxury and
service. It's more like a dive off
the town dock just after the ice
has gone out of the bay, Not
refreshing; just numbing.
Things have changed. Now
there's a car jockey to park
your car. He can open the door
with one hand and hold out the
other like a professional beggar
in Calcutta.
Next is the doorman. If you
have one small beg, he's right
there, taking it from you with
one hand, and holding out the
other. if you have four heavy
bags, he's busy whistling up a
cab for a blonde.
You totter across the
capacious lobby, and the
bellhop relieves you of your
bog, just before you collapse in
front of the desk,
There's one thing that hasn't
changed: the roont clerk, He's
as snotty as he was 20 years
ago in every city and every
country. You'd think he owned
the place as he looks down his
nose at your overcoat with the
frayed cuffs and your big rub-
ber boots which you wore from
the country.
And beware the poor in-
nocent who doesn't have a
reservation. He is the dessert
for the meal of this particular
type of hyena.
Some day, when I am old
enough and crotchety enough,
and I haven't had any kicks for
a long time, and I've driven a
hundred miles, and a room
clerk smirks at me, "Sorry, we
haven't a thing," I'm going to
pull a gun and shoot him right
between his cold, mean little
eyes. And I think a good
lawyer, with an understanding
jury, would get me off scot free.
Next in the gauntlet is the
bellboy.• He doesn't lug your
bags and sweat any more. He
slings them onto a cart. Don't
hand him, with a flourish, the
old-time half-dollar. He's liable
to hand it back, with a bigger
flourish, and snarl, "Here, Mac,
I think you need it more than I
do,"
And he's probably right. He's
no "boy." He's 38 years old
and he owns three duplexes.
Well, anyway, you've made it
to the room. But don't check
the room rates on the back of
the door or you won't flop,
you'll swoon.
Holy Old Nellyt You must be
in the wrong room, or they've
given you the Trudeau suite.
Shake your head, look around
the room, make Sure that lady
isn't Margaret. Same old room
you swear you paid $18.00 for
last time, Same woman, and
the price tag is $30.00.
This is not the time to say,
"Oh, well. In for a penny, in for
a pound" you know what hip,
pened to
you
pound, Your
dollar is suffering the same
shrinking sensations.
Dazedly, you call room AO,
vice, order some ice and if
you're smart, you'll tell them
you don't want it transported
by air from the Winter Palace
in St. Petersburg, (U.S.S.R.)
even though it will take as long
and cost as much.
Don't order any glasses.
They'll cost you more than a
new pair at your favourite op-
tometrist's. Drink out of your
hands, as you did when you
were a boy.
If your wife has a yen for
something sweet when you get
back from the theatre or
whatever, don't call room ser-
vice and order Frnch pastry
and coffee. Two sad little pieces
of stale Christmas cake or
something and a jug of coffee
will set , you back four bucks,
plus tip. Take a chocolate bar
with you instead.
Don't go to the theatre in the
first place. We took our
daughter and her husband to a
show. Four tickets, $48. New
York wouldn't have the nerve.
Don't eat out. Dinner for
four, at a "moderate"
restaurant, with one cocktail,
can run from $25 to $50. Plus
the inevitable you-know-what.
The only result is a nagging
feeling which may be either
gastritis, or your pioneer an-
cestors' ghosts haunting you in
the stomach.
Final disillusion. I always
spring for a Shoe-shine, 'It
•seems a reasonable luxury, as
it's one of the two or three
titres a year my brogues get a
brush. Went for it this time.
Halfway through, I realized the
poor devil shining my shoes
was retarded,
I decided to help, in my
small way. I had my quarter
ready, but changed if for a fifty-
cent piece. Gave it to him,
feeling sort of warm inside. He
pointed to a sign behind my
head.
It read, "Shoethines, 0e," It
was then I realited which of us
was retarded, as I fished for
another two bite.
The little vixen
If you are going to go ahead
with this mad idea and become
a father you should know right
from the beginning that
children are diabolically clever.
Never trust a man with shifty
eyes or any child under the age
of ten, especially girls. That's
my advice to you.
Behind those baby-blue orbs,
nine times out of ten, a little
girl is a seething mass of plots
and schemes, a Mata Hari with
pigtails.
I should like, for my lecture
today, to deal with just one
aspect of this juvenile intrigue
under the general title, "How
to Get a Little Girl to Bed," or
Wanna Drink of Water
A father may easily become.
trapped in a nightly routine of'
getting a small girl dated with
the sandman. "I want Daddy
to put me to bed," a daughter
may announce. Chances are
the fool father will be elated at
this selection and, indeed, it
may be several days before
he'll realize that he's been
picked merely because he is
easier to handle than a mother.
Like any kind of contest, put-
25 YEARS AGO
April 26; 1949
W.H. Robinson manager of
hank of Montreal arid chair-
Man of Clinton C of 0. and
Mayor Robert Y, Hattin on
behalf of town council, ate
Spearheading a clear-up cam,
paign for Clinton.
Ernest G. Clarke, grandson
of Mr. and Mrs, E.H. Epps
a $1,000 fellowship from the
University of Chicago.
Hugh R. Hawkins, W.E. Per-
due and A.R. Rumball atten-
ded the Canadian section of the
American Waterworks
Association in Quebec City
earlier this week.
Leslie M. Frost was elected
leader of the Ontario P.C. party
yesterday. •
Seeding has been held up
during the week because of the
"catchy" weather. Mr. Bennett,
Clinton agricultura,l represen-
tative said that most farmers
are fairly well through, with
their seeding. Warm showers
during the past week have
helped winter wheat and newly
seeded hay meadows.
Mr. and Mrs. William
Hdhner, Stanley Township
celebrated their 35th wedding
anniversary yesterday.
Miss Helen Cook, teller in
the Clinton branch of the Bank
of Montreal has returned from
an extensive holiday trip by bus
to the Pacific Coast. It did not
rain once during the time she
was there, although this is
unusual considering the time of
year.
50 YEARS AGO
April 23, 1924
Mr. W.C. Muir, who is the
new general manager of
Canadian National Express, is
an old Clinton boy and learned
the business with John
Cuninghame back in the
eighties.
Mr, and Mrs, Al. Cooper
motored to Toronto to attend
graduation exercises at, the
university, Their only son was
being graduated in the year's
class.
Fred Elliott and his mother
Mrs. W.J, Elliott, were in Owen
Sound on Monday at a banquet
honouring the junior chem•
pionship hockey team of which
Fred was a member.
Mr. and Mrs. A.S. Holloway
"Daddy, I'm too cold.")
The father then adds a.
blanket or subtracts one,
depending on the season, and
at this' point is entitled to
become stern. This is accom-
plished by lowering the tone
and turning up the volume. It
is hard to be really stern, of
course, because. when a little
girl gets into bed she generally
looks like something you'd like
to eat.
Still, he is stern. He does not
want to hear another PEEP
out of her, not another PEEP!
He leaves the room with an air
of finality. Soon he hears'
another ,peep, „
This one mAy• be„.an.Ytk141.g,
becaus'e the child''fias'begiin'to
use its crafty little brain. One
night it may be this: "Daddy,
my hair's cold." (Solved by
putting a stocking over her
head,) Yet another night there
may be "a big fly in my room."
(Solved by pretending to kill a
fly.)
All this time the child, of
course, is carefully gauging the
father's patience. When it
seems strained to the point
where nothing else' will work
and Miss Jessie Dodds have
moved back to Clinton from
Peterborough and are being
warmly welcomed by their
friends. .
Willis Cooper has been awar-
ded the Toronto Architectural
Guild Scholarship.
W.M. Aiken has purchased
the double brick house on Rat-
tenbury St. E. from Jacob
Taylor.
Mrs. G.M. Farquhar, who
has spent the winter with her
daughter, Mrs. Joseph Clegg,
Morris Township, has taken up
her residence in the cottage on
Rattenbury St. W. which she
purchased from' Mr. Williams,
75 YEARS AGO
April 27, 1899
The W.D. Fair Co. had their
store lighted by acetylene for
the first time on Saturday
night. The light was brilliant,
was favorably commented upon
by the citizens and satisfied the
Company.
Dr, D.D. Ross has purchased
the child plays her ace in the
hole, the, classic remark, the
clincher:
"Daddy, I have to go to the
bathroom."
I know at least one father
who pondered this problem at
length and thought he had it
licked. When he had carried
the child up to her bed he
asked her if whe was too hot or
too cold. It was too hot, so he
took off a blanket., He gave her
two pieces of apple, kissed her
twice, put two teddy bears on
•her pillow. He pretended to
'kill a fly. He put a stocking on
'.her head for cold hair. He gave
her ,a long drink of water,
Hei ",'Went,4i4 tlie:'living
and began to read a `:book, a
terrible smile of triumph on his
face. Five minutes passed. Not
a sound from her room, He
began to worry. Had he hurt
her feelings? Was she feeling
alone in' the dark? Was
everything all right?
He rushed into her room and
switched on the light and she
smiled up at him, wide awake,
and he knew only too well that
she had figured it this way.
Oh, what fiends they are!
the practice of Dr. Tweddle of
Seaforth and takes possession
May 1st.
Mr. R. Fitzsimmons has
retired from the butchering
business in which he has been
engaged almost continuously in
Clinton for the past twenty-
eight years.
Mr. J. Ades Fowler, architect
of Goderich was in town on
Tuesday on business in connec-
tion with the residences which
Dr. Agnew and Mr. W. Doherty
are building, for both of which
Mr. Fowler drew the plans.
Mr. and Mrs. Andrew
Jamieson of Hullett Township
celebrated their 60th wedding
anniversary last week,
'News-Record readers Me en-
couraged to express their
opinions in letters to the editor,
however, such opinions do not
necessarily represent the
opinions of the Newn4lecord.
Peeudonyms may be used by
letter writers, but no letter will
be published unless It can be
verified by phone.
Sincerely,
Mason Bailey
RR 3 Blyth, Ont.
No thanks
Dear Editor:
It has come to our attention
that the Bayfield Village Coun-
cil has received a letter from
the Manager of TV Station
CKNX - in which he states that
the interview conducted' here in
Bayfield on April 3rd (regar-
ding the Hayfield River Flats),
was unbiased.
He has offered the Village a
chance to make a statement "at
any time" on another CKNX
interview. To which the Coun-
cil states "No thank you! Once
bitten twice shy."
If the Manager considers the
April 3rd interview unbiased it
would be foolhardy for the
Village to knowingly put them-
selves into the same position
(continued on page 5)
• _
10 YEARS AGO
April 23, 1964
Hay, pasture, winter wheat
and barley are commencing
growth as a result of warmer
weather and frequent showers.
Seedling forages are,
progressing as well.
Because of the wet weather,
seeding of spring grains has
slowed. Approximately one-half
of the crops has been planted to
date.
F/L and Mrs. R.A. Simons,
Randy. and Danielle, Down-
sview, were at "Shangri La"
their home in the village on
Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. Ken Ferguson with her
son and family, Mr. and Mrs.
D.E. Ferguson, Dirk, Debbie
and Paul, arrived home from.
Saskatchewan last Wednesday.
Barrett Taylor held the win-
, ning ticket bearing the exact
time the Toronto Maple Leafs'
won the Stanley Cup over
Detroit Red Wings in the Clin-
ton Kinsmen Club annual
draw.
Miss Francine Greidanus'
who teaches school in Kit-
chener was with her parents
over the weekend.
Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Gibson,
Stettler Alberta, spent the past
week with Mr, Gibson's sister
in Clinton.
Mr. and Mrs, John E. Cun-
ningham and family Syracuse,
New York, visited last weekend
with his parents, Mr. and Mrs.
Gordon Cunningham of Clin-
ton.
ting a little girl to bed has cer-
tain well-defined rules, dif-
ferent in each home, but fun-
damentally the same. The
preliminaries may consist of
placing the tot in her bed,
tucking her in, as the saying
goes, giving her a small piece of
apple or chocolate as bribery,
kissing her, placing her favorite
teddy bear on the pillow, saying
goodnight, and softly leaving
the room.
There then ensues from two
to three minutes of silence. On
her side of the door a small, but
active, mind is plotting how to
keep awake a few minutes
longer. On the father's side of
the door there is .an expectant
hush, TherOt cot**
• "Daddy, '1 warma ..drink o
'Water."
This takes but a minute
because, of course, the wise
father will already have a glass
of water in his hand. He ad-
ministers the water and retires.
In a moment, as he knew it
would, the voice comes 'again, a
small and rather lost voice
shrewdly designed to pluck at
the heartstrings. • ,"
"Daddy, I'm too hot," it
says. (Or, for Winter Rules,
From our early files e . . . . • •
Shortages
Dear Editor,
For some time now I have
been trying to refrain from
these comments, However im-
pulse has overcome my better
judgement, and I submit the
following.
What's all this talk about
food shortages? Everywhere, I
read about food shortages, or
expected food shortages,
Anybody who goes shopping
must realize that the food
stores are well stocked with a
good selection of anything they
wish to purchase. You can take
your choice of fruits,
vegetables, meats, pastries,
cereals or anything else. It's all
there waiting for customers.
Has anyone tried to buy a
home freezer lately? Or a single
bed mattress, or matched set of
washer' and dryer, or the new
car of your choice? Or worse
still parts to repair the one you
have? Farm machinery, tile,
brick, plumbing fixtures and
could go on and on are on back
order nearly every time you
need any. Has the food store
operator ever told you to cora*
back in two weeks, that he may
have some then? It seems to me
that food is one of the few
things that is not, in short sup-
ply.
We often hear that the people
of India and starving. I have a
close friend living in India at
the present time, who tells me
that Many people in India ARE
hungry and starving. But the
people in India who have
MONEY can buy anything they
want in the line of food, and
there are 200 million cows
roaming around eating
everything in sight till they die
of old age or unattended
sickness.
It seems to me that society
can be conned into a state of
mind that blinds, simply by
well directed publicity. When
people whose main physical
problems are a result of over
eating or drinking, can be led
tat believe there,,is a food ,shor-
,tage, we:must admit.there must
lbe,sonzie expert`PublicitY pedple
around.
Then there's this business.
about good land going out of
food production. I agree that
there should be better
management. of land uses. But
whose responsibility is it to
maintain a resource for some
future generation? If Canada's
population continues to in-
crease at- the rate of only 1.7
percent every ten years and far-
mers' efficiency increases as it
has in the past 10 years, we'll
be looking for export markets
for a long time yet.
And isn't land that is oc-
cupied by highways, airfields,
cities etc. serving people better
than land that lies under thorn
trees?