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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2008-12-11, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2008. PAGE 5. Bonnie Gropp TThhee sshhoorrtt ooff iitt Catch the happiness Despite its inspiring finale, the recent American presidential election campaign carried more than its share of bummer baggage. The walking cartoon from Wasilla, for starters, not to mention the reptilian Republican mobs chanting DRILL, BABY, DRILL! But for me, the snake’s-belt-buckle nadir of the campaign came when a poll revealed that 23 per cent of Texans actually believed that Obama is a terrorist-connected Muslim. “I've been to the same church – the same Christian church – for almost 20 years” Obama told a crowd in South Carolina, early in the campaign. Still, nearly one in four Texans take it as gospel that he is Saddam-in-disguise, a closet Al Qaedaphile who salaams to Mecca in between daydreams of 72 nubile virgins moistly waiting just over yonder hill. Oh, well. No accounting for what people believe, I guess. Which brings us to the Jesus Thing. I understand why people want to believe in God. Or Allah. Or Buddha, Ganesha, Zeus or Zoroaster. What I don’t get is the compulsion to find physical manifestations of one’s faith in, say, a cider bottle, an ice cream container or on Wal- Mart shopping bags. I’m not making those up. A customer at Tanners Hall Pub in Darlington, England recently claimed to see the Son of God on the foil wrapper of his pint of cider. Another believer in Utah beheld the image of Jesus on the side of a three-gallon container of spumoni ice cream. And in Iowa City, a shopper swore he could see both Jesus and Mary silhouetted on the side of his Wal-Mart shopping bag. The most unlikely visitation? In Monterey, California the image of Mary is said to have appeared in the leg wound of a biker who flipped his Harley and slid 50 feet along the pavement. Mysterious ways indeed. Nurse, check those meds. Ah, well. ‘Tis passing easy to make mock of religious – make that ‘religulous’ -- beliefs – as Bill Maher has shown in a movie of that name. But a new study by two University of British Columbia psychologists gives secular support to a notion that the spiritually inclined have always taken as an article of, er, faith. Namely that believing in God (or Allah or The Great Spirit or Your Choice Here) does in fact make the believer a better person – better as in more generous, altruistic and honest. In one experiment, the psychologists arranged for a group of students to write a test. The students were not monitored by a human overseer, but they were told that ‘the ghost of a dead student’ was known to haunt the room. The ‘cheating rate’ plummeted to near zero. In another study the experimenters placed a large poster showing the face of a celebrity on a wall in a commercial bank’s coffee room. They found that the pressure of “just being under the gaze of the eyes of that poster” nearly tripled the contributions to the office coffee kitty. Proving, they concluded, that people who think they’re being watched behave better – even if there’s nobody physically there to do the watching. Makes sense. When I first went to Spain many years ago the country was still under the rule of dictator Generalissimo Francisco Franco. The Spanish people didn’t have a lot of luxuries – or even necessities – in those days, but one thing you could count on: every government office, bank, bodega and barbershop featured a large, government-issue portrait of the dour Franco gazing down from the wall. The shepherd tending his flock. But we don’t have to go all the way to Spain to encounter the Portrait Police. All the classrooms I sat in from kindergarten to high school functioned under the gaze of a young woman in a white dress with a tiara on her head. Queen Elizabeth II, of course. I imagine she was up there on the wall to exert a civilizing influence on the student rabble arrayed before her – with limited success, I’d have to say. Of course, Liz and Franco didn’t have quite the clout of a genuine God or Goddess – they were mere humans, after all. For de facto crowd control, you need actual deities, according to the UBC psychologists. Gods, they point out, are all-seeing and all- powerful. Plus they’ve got a hammer no mere mortal judge can claim – the ability to impose eternal damnation. Scary. Not that I’m intimidated, of course. I take my moral guidance from Woody Allen, who said: “I do not believe in an afterlife. Although I am bringing a change of underwear.” Arthur Black Other Views Oh, don’t be so religulous! Does any of this sound familiar? A premier tells a prime minister Ontario is losing jobs and suffering hardship, because the auto manufacturing industry it depends on is collapsing, and they need to join to find solutions. The province warns the manufacturers are on the wrong track, particularly in building big gas-guzzlers instead of smaller, fuel-efficient cars, which consumers prefer and are buying increasingly from abroad. Its industry minister says government will consider helping, but the manufacturers have to open their books, so it can monitor their actions. The auto heads insist their industry knows what it is doing, plans real change and can be made profitable again. Much of this sounds as if it comes from today’s newspapers, but it happened in and around 1980, when Ontario had a similar economic downturn. North American car sales had fallen by 25 per cent and Ontario had plunged, as it has today, to the unaccustomed depth of having one of the lowest rates of economic growth among provinces. Progressive Conservative premier William Davis asked Liberal prime minister Pierre Trudeau to join him to help combat what he called the “serious decline in automobile and parts production.” Davis said some considered the domestic industry’s problems temporary, but he felt it needed to take more account of the rising cost of oil and consumers’ growing preference for smaller, fuel-efficient cars, which mostly meant imports. Davis got under the hood of the issue, because the Big Three manufacturers’ emphasis on continuing to produce cumbersome gas-guzzlers cost them market share and helped drive them to the precipice they are on today. A report prepared by a committee of the legislature, which investigated plant shutdowns, similarly accused the Big Three manufacturers of sticking to turning out gas- guzzlers and failing to produce and market smaller, more fuel-efficient vehicles. It said the industry appeared obsessed with building the gas-guzzlers, which fewer consumers wanted and were rapidly becoming obsolete. The report warned failure to switch to more fuel-efficient vehicles would mean doom for Chrysler, gloom for Ford and a heavy debt load for General Motors, which is not far from what is happening 28 years later. Larry Grossman, an Ontario industry minister noted for not pulling punches, had still more criticisms of the auto manufacturers, saying their world had changed dramatically and they had to make crucial changes, if they were to become a dynamic industry again. Grossman said the industry would have to design and build the cars consumers wanted, not those it felt were good for them, and make a priority of ensuring their quality was competitive. Consumers increasingly were turning to foreign-made cars, believing usually with good reason they were better made. Grossman said the industry should consider whether it was paying its senior executives too much, which has an echo today, when the heads of the Big Three flew to Washington, pleading for public money to bail them out, in costly corporate jets. Grossman said the industry should look at whether its labour costs were too high, because it paid its workers three or four times as much as competitors in Europe and Japan. The president of Ford Motor Co. of Canada Ltd. at the time, Roy Bennett, responded huffily his company had been in the vanguard of automotive engineering and intended to stay there. He said it was the North Americans, not the Europeans or Japanese, who developed such innovations as automatic transmissions, computer-aided design and manufacturing, lightweight alloys, electronic instrumentation, catalytic converters and lubricated-for-life components, to name just a few. The car chief promised his company would soon introduce “a procession of new cars and new technologies without parallel,” but they must have lost their way, because it is now begging for public handouts. The car manufacturers had the road to success sign-posted for them, but failed to follow it. Anything they promise now has to come with an unbreakable warranty. Eric Dowd FFrroomm QQuueeeenn’’ss PPaarrkk I t’s a little difficult to stay positive these days. Prorogue or coalition, there is no question that the actions of government have raised doubts and uncertainty among its taxpayers and in the country. The economy continues to slump, the dollar to nosedive and investments to disappear. Banks are curbing credit card lending and the demand for mortgages is slackening. Sixty-six thousands jobs were lost in Ontario last month increasing the unemployment rate to 7.1 per cent. And it doesn’t look as if this trend is going to change any time soon. Turn on the news at night and hear that another suicide bomber has targetted innocent people, that another soldier has been lost, that another terrorist warning has been heard. Even the weather network offers nothing promising. The message apparently could be that if the economy can’t bring you down, the environment will. Teens are sent to hospital after being stabbed in a high-end Toronto suburb. A 72- year-old man died of multiple stab wounds. After seeing her friend shot, a woman hides in a bathroom from two gunmen. Personally, time is passing too quickly. You’re working harder, partying less, worrying more. You ache, you’re weary, and physically things just aren’t ticking along the way they used to. So, yes, it’s difficult to stay positive. But seriously, folks we need to try. A recent Harvard study claims that happiness is contagious and can be felt by strangers up to three degrees of separation away. Emotions the report said, don’t just pass from person to person, but from person, to person, to person, and from person, to person, to person, to person. And of all emotions it’s happiness that passes most vigorously. Unquestionably the attitude of another can permeate our own outlook. The other evening I walked into the living room just as U.S. president-elect Barack Obama was talking to the governors about designing an economic recovery package. His demeanor and tone belied the severity of the issue, and the effect was calming. His solid, soothing delivery could ease any fright or panic. Conversely, for people fearing for lost income and savings there is a pall of doom and gloom over this holiday season that is setting off a chain reaction. Fear for the future has folks spending cautiously, which does nothing to improve the economy as the pinch that businesses have been feeling gets a little sharper. Perhaps it’s time to stop making the mountain any bigger than it already is. We may not feel particularly positive about the world around us right now, but what would happen if we didn’t let it show? Wouldn’t it help us to stop thinking about what we’ve lost and think instead of what we still have? Self-help guru Ekhart Tolle has espoused the value in the ‘power of now’and right now life’s pretty good. I have the best family. I am healthy, there is a roof over my head, presents to place under my Christmas tree, food in my freezer, wine in my cellar. I have books to take me away and a good guy to keep me grounded. My house is heated and love from many quarters warms my heart. So, I am happy. And will be even more so, if my happiness makes that three degrees of separation. Auto makers ignored advice Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. – Elie Wiesel Final Thought