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!Editorial Comment,
Plazas in wrong spot
Planning, in its infancy in Huron
county, has already reached a major
controversy,
Ironically, Huron county, which until
now has not had a shopping plaza within
its borders, now has too many, at least
on paper, The controversy surrounding
the battle of the plazas in Goderich has
drawn attention to the need for planning
in the county, but it has also drawn into
question whether planning at times is
sensible or is dictated by petty politics.
The plazas are, of course, the Sun-
coast proposal which has been on the
drawing board for some time and the
more recent proposal for a three million
dollar plaza on the eastern edge of
Goderich in Goderich township. When
the second plaza plans became known,
the town of Goderich became upset,
county planners became upset, and the
provincial government cracked a land
freeze on ail rural townships surroun-
ding Goderich. The government and.
planners theorized that Goderich was a
planned community and the township
was not and so urban growth should be
kept within the town.
In theory, they are right, but it goes
deeper than that. It is obvious that
politics plays a part. There is room for
only one of the two plazas and if that
plaza is built within the town, the town
will benefit on the taxes from the $2,5
Million construction, if, however, the
second plaza is built, Goderich, the cen-
tre of county government and with the
largest population in the area, has the
most political clout so is likely to be the
winner.
But looking at the battle of.the plazas
without looking at political boundaries,
the second proposal would seem to be
the more sensible one, The site, across
from the Scheaffer factory, is no farther
out of town than the approved site in the
industrial park on Highway 21, And from
the point of view of serving the most
people, the plaza on Highway 8 is more
practical since it serves the rest of the
county better.
One wonders, however, about the
short-sightedness of developers in the
county. When it comes to serving the
area with a shopping plaza, Goderich
seems like the least advantageous
location since it already has a good
shopping area and since it can draw
from only one direction, bordered, as it
is on the west by Lake Huron. A far more
sensible location would have seemed to
be in Clinton or even here in Blyth where
thousands of people are already drawn
yearly by the two mills and it would be at
the centre of a wide drawing area for
shoppers.
But politics and emotion, not common
sense, are often the reason for
decisions. (froth the Blyth Standard)
No intention of dying
Funny how people like to die. To
celebrate, they sit down with a group of
friends, exchange some tight conver-
sation and put away as much alcohol as
they can. Then, after an enjoyable
evening, they'leave in one of two ways.
Either in good spirits, singing and
joking, or something may irk them at the
last moment and they'll leave the party
with a chip on their shoulder...either
way, they jump behind the wheel of their
car and yell good bye...for good.
Funny how some people have no in-
tention of dying...but they do. They too,
go to a party, see all their friends, but
they use their heads, watch how much
they drink, and head for home, sober,
alert. Then some drunk smashes head
on into him and kills him. It's a crime.
Dominion Automobile Association has
warmed that this weekend, and the first
two days of next week, including New
Year's Eve, will be one of the most
dangerous times of the year to drive a
car in Canada. Dominion Automobile
Association has been fighting for years
to get drunk drivers off the road...they'll
continue that fight, but in the mean time,
D.A.A. has some hints how you can
avoid them.
Drive only if absolutely necessary.
Park the car in the drive way Friday
night, and leave it there until you go to
work. If you do go partying, take a taxi.
In most cases, they are professional
drivers and are prepared and alert to the
dangers of the holiday highways.
If you must drive, be prepared. Look
ahead for possible trouble. You're sober,
but what about that car coming towards
you? In addition to just watching the
road, look for possible escape routes. If
the approaching car starts to drift into
your lane, keep your eye on the shoulder
of the road, looking for ways to get out
of the way. When approaching an inter-
section, take your foot off the gas, look
ahead, and keep your foot ready for the
brakes.
Be patient. When you are surrounded
on all sides by poor drivers, keep your
cool. Accept the fact that not everyone
is as good a driver as you, just take your
time, relax, and watch the speed
limit...an extra ten miles an hour doesn't
mean much time wise, but it will throw
you about thirty feet further through the
front windshield when you hit that tree.
Dominion Autombile Association's
Safety Department reminds all motorists
at this time of the year, that "Safe
Driving is a Family Affair". With the kids
home in bed, it's up to you to make sure
that you and the other guy gets home to
see them.
Sugar and Spice/By Bill Smiley
1973, the year I ran over the wife
As 1973 wound to its end, I
took a look back and agreed
with myself that it was quite a
year, as every year is in the
brief flicker that is our life on
earth.
Just about a year ago, I slip-
ped on a new-waxed kitchen
floor, went down headfirst with
two arms full of groceries,
struck my far from diminutive
beak on the cupboard and
wound up with my features
slightly rearranged. Still have
the scar.
There was the night in
March when I ran over my
wife. We were coming home
from the curling club, and
she'd left before me, on foot. It
was a black night, she had on
dark clothing, and I didn't see
a thing until I felt the bump.
She wasn't seriously injured,
but spent a week in hospital
with abrasions and stuff. I
spent a week in conventry.
Neither of us found it amusing,
Strangely enough, everybody
else did. I phoned our kids, and
each thought it was hilarious.
"Trust you two," said Hugh,
"That's typical, Dad," echoed
Kim. My brother-in-law, the
lawyer, couldn't keep the
chuckle out of his voice. Even
the judge snorted with mirth,
There Was the night my
daughter called and, giggling a
bit nervously, asked, "How'd
you like to be a grandfather,
Dad?" I gasped, muttered
something innoculous, hung up
and went and looked at myself
in the mirror,
"You're getting on, old boy",
I told Me. "I'm sure they don't
want grandfathers at fighter
pilot reunions, 86 that's the end
of that," And it was, Though
was sorely tempted when Dutch
Kleimyer, late of Australia,
phoned before Christmas and
said some of the chaps were
getting together for a quiet lit-
tle bash at the Military In-
stitute.
I know those quiet little
bashes. They start at noon on a
Friday and end about six p..m.
on Saturday. Last time I was
there, one of our group wanted
a souvenir of the occasion and
swiped the boar's head which
was carried into start the feast,
He said it got a bit high after
he'd had it for a few weeks, and
he chucked it out.
Then there was a glorious
summer in England, long
looked forward to. I missed my
Canadian swimming and
fishing, but compensated with
castles, cathedrals and pubs.
Then it was fall, and what a
beautiful fall it was. It was as
though the Creator had said,
"You're rapidly destroying my
masterpiece, but I'm going to
give you one last taste of honey
'before you drink 'the gall."
Fall brought new classes,
new faces, and the everpresent
challenge of pounding some
principles into heads that were
more interested in Whether to
have gravy or ketchup on their
french fries,
h also brought some
shadows. A colleague, who had
been courageously' fighting can-
cer, died. He was 37. A week
later, ono of my students, a
lovely, lively girl of 18, became
ill and died overnight. A few
weeks later our head custodian
dropped dead white putting out
the garbage. Two weeks later,
two of our students were killed
in a car crash. I teach their lit-
tie brother.
Behind these personal joys
and sorrows, which all of us
have to some extent, rumbled
the affairs of the world.
Ignominious, for the
Americans, end to the Viet
Nam mess. The Watergate. A
Vice-President down the drain
and a President dishonoured.
Strikes at home and abroad. A
new war in the Middle East.
An energy crisis.
On the international front, it
was pretty well business as
usual. Everything normal, all
fouled up.
Back on the home front, it
was also an average year, The
odd new wrinkle, a few hairs
less on the dome, teeth
clamouring for a total
evacuation. Stuck with
daughter's cat. Stuck by kids
for various "grants" and
loans," Old Lady into one of
her decorating sprees. Storm
windows on barely in time for
the first blizzard.
An average year, a good year.
I wouldn't trade it. That's a
slice of life, and, since it's the
only one we are given, we might
as well enjoy every minute of it.
And one of the real bonuses,
for me, was all those warm and
friendly letters from my
readers, Gnr. Art Heaton of
Stouffville and of W.W.I ar-
tillery, telling me of the old
brick works in Toronto. Mrs,
Hilda Sibthorpe, rightly, up-
braiding me for saying I felt
sorry for young people,
And, hundreds of others,
Thanks, everyone, and keep
them coming, May 1974 be a
year for you of many joys and
few aadnesaes. Keep a stiff up-
per lip and your hand on your
wallet, And try to love
everybody, however difficult it
may seem,
Dear Editor:
I grew up at Goderich during
the 1930's. I am not sure of the
exact year, but approximately
1938 or 1939, there appeared in
your newspaper, an account of
a visit made to Huron County
of the late Walt Disney, the
cartoonist.
Will you please send me a
copy of the article, or articlea
from your files? I am attemp-
ting to start a Canadian
newspaper in California for
distribution to thousands of
Canadian persons now living
here. There are 174,000 such
persons in this (Los Angeles)
county alone. Full credit will be
given to your newspaper, Since
Mr. Disney was well known in
Southern California, I feel cer-
tain that his connections with
Huron County, Ontario will
generate keen interest, not only
among Canadian persons, but
among the Americans as well.
I recall (from your article)
that Disney visited the grave of
one of his ancestoral relatives,
and I believe that the grave
was at Holmesville. Evidently
he still had living relatives in
your area. I also recall my late
father saying that he knew
some members of the Disney
family.
Whatever information you
can give me will be sincerely
appreciated. Full credit will be
given to the News-Record. •
Yours truly,
Walter E. Anderson,
PO Box 6577,
Glendale, California,
91205
Abortion
Dear Editor:
The women of Canada are
divided on the abortion issue.
The Advisory Council on the
Status of Women are recom-
mending that abortion be
removed from the Criminal
Code as the "existing law
results in the exercise of
discrimination against
women."
This is a direct contradiction
to the resolution adopted by
the United Nations, which
forms the basis for the first
general principle of the Royal
Commission on the Status of
Women:
"All human beings are born
free and equal in dignity and
rights".
Canada is committed to a
principle that permits no
distinction in rights and
freedoms between men and
women as proclaimed by the
Universal Declaration of
Human Rights.
In 1959, the UN approved a
supplement to the Declaration
of the Rights of the Child, part
of it as follows "Whereas the
Child, by reason of his physical
and mental immaturity needs
special safeguards and care, in-
cluding appropriate legal
protection before as well as af-
ter birth.
Nowhere in the report of the
commission is there any
reference made to the primary
right of the unborn child or the
alternative to abortion which
should be made to Canadian
women, such as agencies to
assist women to carry their
babies to term, the full im-
plementation of a rubella
prophylactic program.
Abortion is treated by the
report as a solution to grave
social problems, only dealing
with the effect and not the
causes. To ignore the
Declaration of rights of the
child is to ignore the basis of
feminist ideology - which is the
value and equality of all
human individuals. It is in-
credible that a council
specifically created to fight
discrimination, could recom-
mend the repeal of the abortion
laws and return to the ex-
ploitation of the weak by the
strong.
I appeal to the women of
Canada to unite and write to
Dr. Katy Cooke (Chairman) 63
Sparks St., Ottawa, asking that
the unborn children also be
protected b the Bill of Rights,
Mrs, Connie Osborn
Goderich.
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witifisd by phono.
The new year doesn't seem a
reality to me until the
almanacs arrive. I'm forever
peeping up over the wicket at
the post office, bleating at the
postmaster. "Have they come
yet?" and trudging home
heavy-hearted when he solem-
nly shakes his head. I pick at
my food and stare out the win-
dow.
But now, at last, they have
both arrived—Dr. A.W. Chase's
Calendar Almanac, with
teacup-reading, weather
forecasts, poisons and an-
tidotes, jokes and humor, and
Dodd's Almanac of Useful In-
fOrmation for Family and
Home, with . practically
everything.
There's a new spring in my
step, a song in my heart and
I'm red-red-ready for love. All
those little doubts that the new
year brings are brushed aside
and I'm prepared for anything.
Should I swallow an over-
dose of strychnine I know just
what to do (administer an
emetic of mustard in a glass of
warm water and keep moving);
should my wife spill candlewax
on a dress I am prepared (press
the fabric between blotting-
paper with a hot iron); should I
be worried about measuring
hay in a mow (as I am all the
time) I have the answer
(multiply the length, breadth
and height of space and divide
by 512); should my alarm clock
develop a boisterous tick I can
defeat it (place a clear glass
bowl over same).
I suppose the real reason I
love the almanacs is that they
are the world's happiest books.
There isn't a single mention by
either Dodd or Chase of world
affairs. Instead, all the charac-
ters are gay, gay, gay.
Here is Nurse Marion Leriar- w.,,, don who used to scream with
,nerves, but now she is as calm
'as a sack of cement. Here is
Mrs. Isa Blackley who used to
dread walking two blocks to a
bus and now loves nothing bet-
ter than a mile gallop. Here is
S.W. McNeil who had in-
digestion, biliousness and hear-
tburn and now eats like a
horse; or Mr. and Mrs. Boivon
who used to share dizzy spells,
headaches and back pains and
are now just like new; or Mrs,
Hecktor Lecleck who feels as if
she had a new pair of legs,
Curled in my favorite arm-
chair with a box of bon-bons,
reading of all these rejuvenated
people, I begin to glow like a
neon sign. What care I if the
kidneys have 2,500,000
glomerules up to 140 miles in
length? A little pill will see me
through.
I am mad for the almanacs,
too, because they ensure me of
social success. By the year's
end I have pretty well worn out
the conversational tidbits I
picked up in last year's
almanacs and getting mighty
few invitations to soirees. Now
once more I am the Noel
Coward of my little set.
These slim volumes are
packed with the kind of trivia
for which I am noted. Only
yesterday I managed to
manoeuvre the conversation
around to the subject of water-
falls, observing casually that
the Angel Waterfall in
Venezuela is thirty-three hun-
dred feet high or twenty times
higher than Niagara. Got it
from Dodd's.
Before my listeners could
recover I'd swung into a few
jokes and wise sayings. "If your
foot slips you can recover your
balance," I quipped, "but if
your tongue slips you cannot
recall your words."
The almanacs, too, have a
delightfully mystic side for, as
you doubtless know, they
always begin with a-fascinating
chart of the Zodiacal Signs and
on every other page Mr. Dodd
or Dr. Chase, kindly faced men
with immense beards, may be
observed reading your charac-
ter.
If I've had a wretched day
and am convinced that ruin
and failure stare me in the face
I merely look at my character
reading ("cautious and
prudent, very honest, usually
gifted with several talents, out-
standing staying-power") and
I'm ready to carry on.
I place a clear glass bowl
over my alarm clock, put the
almanac under my pillow, turn
out the light and with my
glomerules all working
beautifully, drift into
dreamland.