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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2009-03-26, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 2009. PAGE 5.
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Internet answers
American applauds with glee
the highest climber of the tree.
Englishman has half a mind
the tree is not the proper kind.
Canadian with tiny frown takes
an axe and chops it down.
Apoet by the name of Robin Skelton
wrote those lines. Mister Skelton was
a Cambridge graduate who flew with
the Royal Air Force in India.
He was also an authority on Irish literature,
a poet, a world-class translator of ancient
Greek and Roman and a practising witch.
In most countries, Robin Skelton would
have been a household name. Alas, he chose
Canada for a homeland and died largely
unknown.
We don’t do heroes well in this country –
unless they carry a hockey stick. As someone
once said, “Americans remember where they
were when Kennedy was shot; Canadians
remember where they were when Henderson
scored.”
You don’t need hockey smarts to be a hero in
America. Take the case of Chesley
Sullenberger.
Just a short while ago, Mister Sullenberger –
Sully to his friends – was a quiet, retiring
commercial pilot for U.S. Airways. But then
on Jan. 15 the engines on the plane he was
flying from New York to Charlotte, North
Carolina sucked in a couple of Canada Geese
and seized up. Against advice from the
experts, Sully landed the plane in the Hudson
River. All 153 people on board survived.
And Chesley Sullenberger’s life changed
overnight. He was A Certified American Hero.
He got a tickertape parade in his hometown of
Danville, California. He was a guest on Larry
King. The program 60 Minutes did a profile on
him.
All because he fulfilled part of his job
description: he landed his plane safely. How,
one wonders, would that have been handled if
it had happened in Canada?
We don’t have to wonder. We have Air
Canada Flight 143.
On July 23, 1983,AC 143 was en route from
Montreal to Edmonton with 61 passengers and
eight crew aboard. About half way through the
flight – over Red Lake, Ontario at 41,000 feet
– the cockpit crew heard something no cockpit
crew wants to hear: a warning buzzer
indicating a fuel pressure problem. Seconds
later, another buzzer indicating another fuel
pressure problem followed by complete failure
of one engine.
No problem. They could easily divert to
Winnipeg and execute a single-engine landing.
All pilots are trained for that.
Then came another warning buzzer followed
by a sound no one in the cockpit had heard
before. It was a loud, ominous
BONNNNNNNNG.
It was the “All Engines Out” alarm. The
instrument panel dimmed and went blank.
The Boeing 737, all 200 feet of it, was flying
– gliding – over northern Ontario wilderness.
A hundred-plus tons of steel, people and
Samsonite luggage does not a good glider
make. Even though it was eight miles up, the
plane was settling fast. They’d already
dropped 5,000 feet while covering just ten
nautical miles.
It didn’t take the cockpit crew long to figure
out that the plane would never make it to
Winnipeg.
But Flight 143 had two aces in the hole: the
pilot, Captain Robert Pearson was a former
glider pilot. And the first officer Maurice
Quintal knew the area. He used to fly out of
Gimli, Manitoba, which was a lot closer than
Winnipeg.
Quintal radioed Winnipeg suggesting the air
force base at Gimli as an alternative.
Which would have been a no-brainer if there
still was an air force base at Gimli, but the base
had been decommissioned and turned into a
local dragstrip.
What’s more today was “Family Day”
meaning car races on the former runway
surrounded by Winnebagos, station wagons,
picnic blankets, barbecues and lots of
civilians.
Not exactly a perfect landing site, but the
only one they had.
Miraculously, using all his glider training
skills, Captain Pearson wrestled the stricken,
lumbering airliner down the strip. He blew out
two tires, scraped up the plane’s nose and gave
several hundred picnickers the thrill of a
lifetime. But not one spectator and, aside for a
few bumps and bruises, not a single passenger
or crew member was hurt.
The Canadian twist? Flight 143 had run out
of fuel in midair. Why? Because Canada was
in the process of converting to the metric
system at the time. Someone had screwed up.
Instead of 22,000 kilograms, they took off
with 22,000 pounds of fuel. Enough to get
them almost halfway to their destination.
Actually there was another Canadian twist
to the story. Remember the hero treatment
America gave Chesley Sullenberger for
landing his plane in the Hudson?
Air Canada rewarded Captain Pearson
with…a six-month suspension. First Officer
Quintal was suspended for two weeks.
Well, it’s their own fault for working for Air
Canada. Now if they’d played for the
Edmonton Oilers…
Arthur
Black
Other Views Canada: tall poppies prohibited
T he big debate in Ontario’s Progressive
Conservative party is whether it should
return to the far right in choosing a
leader. It should tread lightly.
Since John Tory, a party moderate, failed to
win a seat in the legislature for a second time
and resigned as leader, both of those most
actively collecting support behind the scenes
to succeed him have some right-wing
credentials.
Tim Hudak, the party’s finance critic, was a
cabinet minister under Mike Harris, the
extreme-right Conservative premier from
1995-2002, whose policies a sizeable number
of Conservatives yearn for as the good old
days.
Hudak has the backing of some of Harris’s
former, non-elected aides, a group into which
he married, and his wife, Deb Hutton, was
close enough to Harris in opposition and
government that when she spoke it was taken
as coming from Harris.
Hudak also showed his extreme right
leanings by co-chairing an unsuccessful
campaign in 2004 to get former Ontario
finance minister and now federal finance
minister Jim Flaherty chosen provincial
leader.
Flaherty was the furthest right of the
candidates and a little to the right of Margaret
Thatcher and Ronald Reagan. He pushed for
tax credits for parents who send their children
to private schools, which help particularly
the better off, and police “scooping” home-
less people off Toronto streets and taking
them to shelters, hospitals or jail, as a last
resort.
Flaherty often said the Conservatives could
regain government only by returning to the
Common Sense Revolution policies of
Harris. Hudak endorsed this to the hilt, saying
their party wins only when it stands
by its principles and does not water them
down.
Hudak in his own run for leader presumably
will stick to what he has said in the past, which
means he will be very like Harris, and those
pledging support will expect it.
The other potential candidate gathering
support is Christine Elliott, an MPP for only
three years and – this gets complicated –
Flaherty’s wife, a lawyer and capable speaker
and MPP in her own right.
Elliott has not shown a pronounced far right
streak. She has urged Liberal Premier Dalton
McGuinty to spend more on healthcare and
fund Families for a Secure Future, which
helps people with disabilities reach their
potential.
She once said she and Tory had “many more
similarities than differences,” a statement wild
horses could never drag from her husband, and
almost her first act as an MPP was supporting
gay rights, against which many in her party
including Harris and Flaherty fought a long
rear guard action.
But Elliott has the family knack of
employing strong invective. She said the
Liberals are “incapable of being straight with
Ontarians and use phony numbers and
inaccurate calculations” to pretend they have
cut hospital waiting lists.
She charged that McGuinty sank to “gutter
politics” when he appeared to suggest that
complaints he steered funds to immigrant
groups with Liberal connections were
motivated by racism and tried to “cover up,” a
term forbidden in the legislature, the
large number of lotteries won by ticket
retailers.
But her husband is helping her find support.
Presumably they exchange political ideas and
it would be surprising if some of his
enthusiasm for right wing causes does not rub
off on her. The many former Harris insiders
backing her also suggest they see some of their
hero in her.
The Conservatives should tread warily,
because moderate Conservative leaders kept
their party in government without interruption
from 1943-85 and Tory was almost level with
the Liberals in polls in the 2007 election until
he proposed funding more faith-based schools,
which ended his chances.
When Harris left seven years ago, the
public also was fed up with the weakened
services his tax cuts caused and
confrontational style.
Harris probably could not have won another
election, although this can never be proved,
and the Liberals since have won two elections
partly by reminding of his regime.
What makes his supporters sure now a
Harris clone could win an election?
Eric
Dowd
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The blue sky, the distance to the sun, the
colour of the grass, the reasons for the
rainbow, babies. They are the subjects
behind questions that parents and grandparents
get asked.
Children’s inquisitive minds are always
churning, and while some of their thoughts
swirl into fairly mundane territory, there are
those challenging moments. Adults find
themselves searching for answers, hoping to
resurrect long-buried science or geography
classes, winging it, or trying the often more
sensible tactic of evasiveness.
I know I called upon them all as a mom. But
now, as a grandparent I have found the perfect
answer to just about everything.
“Google it!”
Together with my grandson I have
researched the feeding habits of Tyrannosaurus
rex (predator or scavenger?), remembered a
little about seashells and ruminated on rock
formations. We have learned about the
rainbow, looked at Spongebob’s website and
listened to some music.
Together, we both learn something, and I no
longer strain my brain to try and answer
questions I truly have no answer for in the first
place.
Obviously, everything one reads on the
internet can’t be trusted. But there are reliable
sources that have provided us with the
opportunity to know something about
everything with some tap, taps of the
fingertips.
I am not a particularly technologically savvy
person. I don’t pretend to know much about
computers or the internet. But I do know that
answers can be found on virtually everything
without leaving your own space and that’s kind
of nice.
The internet has become a useful tool at
work linking me to news information,
background and research opportunities.
Personally, I love that it brings ideas to me.
My daughter found a do-it-yourself design for
some unique ‘picture-perfect’ centrepieces for
her wedding. We were able to shop first on-line
for gowns and dresses, then locate the stores
that sold the preferred styles.
Looking to create CDs of 50s and 60s music
for dinner, meant an entertaining evening with
You Tube, lots of giggles, some wine — and
for this old girl, plenty of nostalgia. From Dean
Martin to Otis Redding it was like a personal
concert of long-ago favourites.
You can get a recipe, unearth some
gardening tips, dig up ancient history or get
help with genealogy. You can read a book
review, unravel the lyrical mystery of Louis,
Louis, or find a quote from a Shakespearean
sonnet.
You can find a location, find a friend, find a
date.
Now, none of this comes as any surprise to
the majority of people reading. But don’t you
still find it fascinating?
When I consider my parents, who have no
idea what I’m talking about here (why change
things now), I can’t help but think of the
progress in their lifetime and be amazed. My
mother was born just months after the first
radio news program was broadcast Aug. 31,
1920 by station 8MK in Detroit, Michigan, my
dad, one year before the mechanical television.
Now I can find that information simply by
typing a question. I can also explain easily why
the sky is blue and grass is green, how far away
the sun is, and what makes a rainbow.
The baby question? Well, that one can still be
a little complicated to answer even with the
internet.
Right dominates Tory race