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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2009-02-12, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2009. PAGE 5. Bonnie Gropp TThhee sshhoorrtt ooff iitt In the driver’s seat You down in the dumps? Burned out? PO’d and KO’d by the Long-Time- No-Sunshine Blues (also known as Seasonal Affective Disorder and/or Living Through a Canadian Winter)? I can help. I know how to make you feel better almost instantly – and it doesn’t involve diet, exercise, prayer, shaving your head or ingestion of drugs, prescription or otherwise. All you have to do is respond in a positive way to the following mantra: WRITE THE #@*%ING LETTER You know the letter I mean. The one you should have written months – maybe years – ago. The one you’ve been putting off because the time’s not right or you’re ‘way too busy or you can’t find any decent paper, or, or… It’s just too hard. Solution? Sit down and write it. Today. Now. You’ll feel better, I guarantee it. And that’s not just me talking off the top of my head. Steven Toepfer, a professor at Kent State University recently conducted a study into what makes people feel genuinely happy. He had a hunch the solution would involve gratitude, so he instructed his students to write one letter every two weeks to someone – anyone – who had had a positive influence on their lives. The only guidelines were that the letters had to be positive, had to include some insight or reflection (in other words, not sappy or superficial) and they had to say, in a big way Thank You Very Much. That’s when the second part of the study kicked in. Professor Toepfer’s students were asked to assess their own mood and general satisfaction with life, right after each letter was written. The results were remarkable. Every student reported increased levels of happiness after completing their assignment. Three-quarters of them volunteered that they would keep writing letters to people that mattered, even after the study was completed. Professor Toepfer wasn’t altogether surprised. “We’re all walking around with an amazing resource: gratitude”, he says.“It helps us express and enjoy, appreciate, be thankful and satisfied with a little effort. We all have it, and we need to use it to improve our quality of life.” Amen to that. I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a Santa’s sack worth of letters that are long overdue. To my parents, for starters (moved on, alas. No forwarding address). To a couple of old lovers, many old friends and more than a few enemies (as Dylan wrote, ‘the cause was there, before we came’). I owe at least a grateful postcard to that bouncer in the Yellowknife bar who let me know by the subtlest of eye contact and a certain squaring of his shoulders that it would be really wise of me to shut my yap, find my coat and make an early night of it. And of course I owe a letter to Mister Nicholls. My Grade 11 English teacher. A large, sweet man who loved Shakespeare and tolerated, with pained grace, the unlettered barbarian hordes who slouched into his classroom. If I distinguished myself under Mister Nicholls’s tutelage, it was through wisecracks, spitballs, rude noises and crude snickers. I was, not to put too fine a point on it, a jerk. Mister Nicholls ignored me. Then one day, he handed back an essay assignment. I can still see his note in the margin, written in spidery red ball-point: “You certainly have a fine natural ability as a writer,” it said. News to me. I was the class screw-up. Useless at everything from geometry to gymnastics; from social studies to science. The caption under my photo in the school yearbook read ‘Most Likely To Do Time’. But Mister Nicholls’marginal comment was my tipping point. It tilted me toward a life of writing. Today, I can look back on 12 books, a career in radio, two television shows and 30-plus years of writing this newspaper column and say: “It was all my English teacher’s fault.” So Mister Nicholls whether you’re still with us on earth or expounding on the looniness of Lear in some celestial lecture hall – a heartfelt Thank You. And yes, I feel better already. Arthur Black Other Views Just write the #@*%ing letter Ontario’s economy is going down the drain and Premier Dalton McGuinty and his Liberal government could go down with it. This may seem a harsh verdict, but there is evidence those who govern in recessions suffer and even get kicked out when the province’s economy plunges into deep trouble, as it has now, whether they are responsible or not. It may seem extreme even to think of McGuinty soon being given his marching orders, because until a few weeks ago he was enjoying the easiest ride a premier has had in decades. McGuinty won a second successive majority in 2007 and the opposition parties since have been almost neutered. Progressive Conservative leader John Tory lost that election because he had an unpopular ambition to expand provincial funding to more religious schools and this will be held against him in the next election and the Liberals will make sure it is. The New Democrats have not been even a slight threat since the early 1990s and are picking a new leader amid little enthusiasm they can influence events soon. McGuinty cannot be blamed for the current recession, which started when greedy, unregulated financial institutions in the United States coaxed many to buy homes they could not afford and prompted a collapse of confidence in business around the world. But look at what happened, first, to Liberal premier David Peterson in a recession in 1990. Peterson had many problems when he called an election, including calling it after only three instead of the customary four years. Peterson said he needed it to renew his mandate to negotiate changes in the Constitution, although this was an issue in which Ontarians had lost most of the slight interest they previously had, because of lack of progress. Peterson did not mention a recession was on the way. The closest he came was noting Ontario industries increasingly were facing tough competition from the United States and around the world. But plants in Ontario were starting to close or move to the United States or Mexico, where labour costs less and employers could operate with less supervision by government. Unemployment was beginning to rise and surveys showed confidence among consumers dropping sharply and Peterson played this down. But news media began suggesting a recession was on its way and it became clear Peterson had called this election early hoping to get it over before it took hold and became a major issue. Peterson could not be accused of causing the recession, because it was shaping up in other jurisdictions. But his government clearly recognized it would be hurt if Ontarians had to vote while the recession was uppermost in voters’ minds Peterson also confirmed the recession had arrived by promising to cut the provincial sales tax to save jobs, not an action a government takes lightly. Peterson lost the election and his seat in the legislature. It ended his career in politics and underlined that a party that governs during a recession has difficulty persuading voters to keep it. By the time Peterson’s successor as premier, New Democrat Bob Rae, took over, the recession had a solid grip and, whatever else people blamed him for, he could not be considered its cause. Rae had to struggle to maintain needed services and ran annual budget deficits as high as $10 billion. But few gave him any credit for coping in a recession. Rae, throughout his premiership, was identified with the recession he never started through such acts as newspapers publishing drawings of empty factories and lamenting this was what Rae had done to Ontario. Rae’s popularity fell so low he delayed calling an election until his party had been in power for five years, hoping for some last- minute reprieve. But it never came and when he was forced to hold a vote, his party was decimated. McGuinty can be forgiven if he worries that what happened to others who governed during a recession could happen to him. Eric Dowd FFrroomm QQuueeeenn’’ss PPaarrkk With a twist of sardonicism and a dollop of humour the homespun wisdom was dished out to the village’s newest arrival. “Don’t believe what you hear in this town, until you’ve heard it three times. Then you know it’s true.” While this sage advice was delivered by a long-time resident with tongue firmly in cheek I’ve found myself coming back to it as an informal guideline when dealing with small- town gossip and views. Therefore, when three different people, from three different directions over the course of a few days tagged me with the same label I couldn’t ignore the co- incidence. Nor could I ignore the probability of accuracy. To be truthful, the observation came as no surprise; it was just that I had fooled myself into believing no one else had noticed. I am a control freak. I know it. I’ve always known it. But as there seem to be some derogatory connotations attached to the handle I had hoped my freakishness was a secret to everyone else. I’m not one of the most obvious offenders, but apparently neither were my tendencies as subtle as I’d imagined. It was after the birth of my first child when I recognized how important it was to me to maintain order, and that the best way to do this was to control what was happening in my own world. To achieve this, I put my poor little babe on a rigid schedule that worked beautifully. Beautifully that is until anything came along to disrupt it. And we all know that never happens in life! When it did, the chaos it created was far more distressing than a less structured approach to child rearing would have been. Though you might assume I learned my lesson, the reality is that a need to be in control, or at least feel so, seems to be in my DNA. And I have to say even now that when it works my life couldn’t be better. But, there are often some seriously rough seas ahead if I’m forced to go with the flow. This became especially evident in middle age. Then I noticed that even the mundane could send a ripple through still waters. Add those to life’s tidal waves and it was more often than not my need to control was controlling me. Rather than feeling relaxed because all was in order, I was stressed because too many outside factors were steering my plans off course. I was reminded about the folly of my ways during a recent conversation. The person I was speaking with pointed out that life is a lot easier when you accept it at its capricious best. Full of surprise, whimsy and a sense of humour life dishes out diversity and frequently delights in veering off course. There is no structure, no assumption of direction or notion. It lobs the proverbial curve ball with relish and recommends you react with alacrity. Striving to control every scenario that comes your way is, as a result, simply setting one’s self up for failure. But, all of that notwithstanding, people are what they are and for many the need to sustain some kind of order and control in life is ingrained. Nothing will change it. So to my fellow controllers, it’s not about never calling the shots, it’s about accepting there are things that won’t, or can’t be manipulated. When they arise, take a few deep breaths and ride them out. After all, even for folks like us, it can be relaxing to get out of the driver’s seat once in a while. McGuinty could join the jobless Letters Policy The Citizen welcomes letters to the editor. Letters must be signed and should include a daytime telephone number for the purpose of verification only. Letters that are not signed will not be printed. Submissions may be edited for length, clarity and content, using fair comment as our guideline. The Citizen reserves the right to refuse any letter on the basis of unfair bias, prejudice or inaccurate information. As well, letters can only be printed as space allows. Please keep your letters brief and concise. He who is taught to live upon little owes more to his father’s wisdom than he who has a great deal left him does to his father’s care. – William Penn Final Thought