HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton News-Record, 1972-07-27, Page 44 —Clinton News-Record, Thursday, JUIY 27, 1972
Ignoring the obvious
One would wonder if Crown Attorney
John Cochrane has a hearing problem,
In an article in the London Free Press
recently, Mr. Cochrane answered people
from Clinton who 'were critical of the
laxity of Huron courts by saying that Clin-
ton was the only place in the county
which was unhappy with the courts.
Where's your head been, Mr.
Cochrane? Buried in the sand?
Just about every council in urban
municipalities in the county has made the
same complaint at some time or another
in the last 12 months. Council here in
Blyth, for instance, has dealt with the
subject several times. It was even
discussed that a petition asking for an in-
vestigation in the courts.
Last week, Brussels village council
sent a letter to the Attorney General
asking for an investigation of the courts
and the lack of support they give police
in coping with rowdyism and vandalism.
How loud and long do we have to
shout for people in authority like Mr.
Cochrane to hear? Maybe every citizen
should go to court to see just how they
operate. It would not only make the
citizens more aware of judicial
processes, but might make the courts
• move a little faster, knowing that a cour-
troom full of people was watching every
move the court officials made.—The
Blyth Standard.
Assessment problems
What impact the reassessment of
properties across Ontario will have on
municipal taxes remains to be seen.
Assurances that increased
assessments will be offset by reduced tax
rates thereby holding taxes in balance
are being greeted by some skepticism.
There is no doubt that some changes
in assessment procedures were
necessary. There were variations from
municipality to municipality but in the
case of most towns and cities steps to
correct these imbalances already had
been taken when the province preemp-
torarily stepped in and took over.
Regardless of the outcome of the
reassessment the increased costs of the
government action are apparent in the
army of assessment people that has been
created across the province, in the ad-
ditional enumeration and census that has
been necessary and in the loss in time
and money suffered by ratepayers and
municipalities through continually
changing procedures and the incon-
veniences which centralizing has
created.
Municipal taxes are based on
assessment and if the assessment is in-
creased substantially then it follows taxes
will rise unless the tax rates are changed.
Tax rates are the responsibility of each
municipality and councils would be less
than human if they resisted the oppor-
tunity to increase their revenues even if at
the same time they reduce rates.
The results in areas where
reassessment is a fact have been so con-
fused and created so many outcries that
the government postponed implemen-
tation until the reassessment program
was completed. These cries probably are
nothing compared to what can be expec-
ted when the job is completed and the
new assessments go into effect. — The
Brussels Post.
Big increases
Increasing costs of goods and
services are taken for granted these
dpys, but when they becpme ,excessive
they 'ffibt:tid be more
closely.
A case in point is the monumental
hike being experienced by
municipalities to have their annual
audits prepared.
Huron County Council learned last
week their fee could double next year
to $8,000 while Stephen were advised
their costs would increase 40 percent
to $1,750.
Some increase is to be expected.
The municipalities are involved in
more complex transactions than they
were and the auditing firms point out
that the government now requires
additional forms to be filled out.
But surely, the work has not doubled
in one single year! If it has, it's high
time a review was made of the
situation to determine if All the work
is justified.
If the increases continue at the
present level, taxpayers will soon be
paying as much to have someone check
accounts as they do for the people who
keep the accounts in the first place.
The situation is even further
compounded by the fact the provincial
government also employs a myriad of
inspectors who periodically check on
road expenditures, pension
deductions, unemployment insurance,
etc. etc.
And then, of course, there are those
we hire to inspect the work of the
inspectors.
The merry-go-round is getting
expensive.—Exeter Times-Advocate
"Aren't you going to ask for a couple of parachutes as well?"
The Outhouse and Other Schemes
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THE HOME
OF RADAR
IN CANADA
I've mentioned this before,
but of recent years there seems
to be a feverish desire to "get
back to the land."
There are many aspects of
this, of course. There is the
young people's determination to
get away from it all: the
pollution, the commercialism,
the materialism — and five a
simple life, close to nature, com-
munal sharing, organic foods
grown with their own pink little
materialistic hands, and so on.
This usually ends in failure.
Not because they don't mean
well, but because they simply
don't have a clue about the
land. Most of them are the
products of middle-class life,
and when it comes to doing
something, they can't do
anything.
They can't milk a cow, They
Can't nail two boards together
without making a hand sand-
wich. They're used to staying up
all night and sleeping all day,
and the land doesn't go for that.
And they don't realize that
Among every group of people
who live at close quarters, there
is at least one coward, one rater
who can't eat turnips, and one
who should have been born a
pig.
These things lead to a certain
Amount of disillusion. Oh, they
have serious meetings, and they
-i4et up committees, and they
study their navels. But it
usually winds up the same.
Mervyn, who is a slight,
ephemeral poet, winds up chop-
ping all the firewood, along with
his foot. George, the vital, hairy,
press-on type, likes to sleep until
11 a.m. and complains for the
rest of the day about the food.
Sylvia, the frail and fragile folk-
singer, carries eight buckets of
water and feeds the pig (they
always have one pig.) And
Voluptua, strong as a hull, gets
up late, demands coffee, strums
her guitar, and complains about
the bugs. Myrtle, who dropped!
out of university because life
was so "irrelevant", winds up
doing all the dirty dishes.
John, the third-year drop-out,
from architecture, is given the
job of building a backhouse,
With compass and calipers, he
lays it all out. He even digs the
hole. He completes the building,
the grand unveiling takes place,.
and it is discovered that the hole
is three feet wider than the
structure.
Peggy, the drop-out
oceanographer, is put in charge
of the water supply. There is a
well, though slightly decrepit
and full of frogs and snakes,
With commendable courage, she
dumps a quart of potassium
cyanide in the well, It is not
well done, and for the next
month, they walk three miles to
the nearest farmer's for fresh
water.
This is just a sample and I'm
not knocking it. These people
are learning something besides
writing essays, demonstrating
against practically everything,
and smoking pot. Eventually,
Cyril will discover that you
can't milk a dry cow. Janice will
learn that if you pick up a long-
tailed sweet little kitten, you
might get a shot of exotic per-
fume. Good for them all.
Then there's the other type of
back-to-the-landers, They are
new irhmigrants. Europeans
who wouldn't have a hope of
owning some land in the old
country. They will buy prac-
tically anything, as long as it's
land. They form a syndicate of
families, move in, work like
dogs. They live in the city
because that's where their skills
are. But when they attack a
piece of the land, they move.
Everybody works. There's a
stone mason or two, a carpenter,
a roofer, a plumber, an elec-
trician, and a farmer,
They are used to the big-
family, communal life. Within
weeks, they have everything
working, They'll have a cow
that's not ' only milking, but
producing a calf. They'll have a
sow that's going to deliver six-
then piglets, They'll have hens
that are laying, Their women
can produce a huge pot of
something out of nothing. Kids
happy, mosquito-scarred and
everywhere, Bios them,
And then there's. the third
type, like a couple of colleagues
of mine, A few weeks ago they
bought 100 acres of — uh —
land, Mind you, there was a
How to be happy
For many years Harry was
sure that everyone was having a
jolly good time but him, It made
him unhappy. He felt that he was
alone, unwanted, a misfit and that
life was passing him by. It was
awful.
Whenever Harry drove in his
car he would see other people in
other cars smiling and chuckling
as they passed him by. Often there
would be beautiful, ash-blond
girls sitting between dark,
handsome men in the front seats
of convertibles with the tops
down. The girls would have their
tousled, sun-flecked heads thrown
back in laughter, showing their
even, white teeth and .the men
would be looking at them iideways'
with grateful, possessive eyes. It
made Harry feel a stranger on
life's highway.
At cocktail parties or other
gatherings he would envy private
little groups surrounding witty,
debonair men, banging on each
word and then exploding with
merriment or sometimes nodding
gravely with wonder at the
speaker's wisdom. Everyone
seemed clever or amusing or
deep but Harry. He brooded a lot
about it.
Strolling the suburban streets
at night he would look sadly into
the picture windows of gracious
homes and see, framed scenes of
perfect snug togetherness. Often
he saw Daddies carrying golden-
haired tots off to becidy-by-lows.
house on it, and a barn.
One is a Doctor of Philosophy,
whose thesis was on
Wordsworth's Influence on 19th
Century Political Thought. The
other is a civil engineer, who is
extremely uncivil when he has
to do any engineering. He has
been known to tear off a screen
door when he couldn't get it to
fit, and has been heard by
reliable witnesses to attack the
furnace with a shovel and ap-
propriate language, when it
wasn't working satisfactorily,
They've both been working
like maniacs. They tore all the
shingles off the side of the old
log house and apparently put
them on the roof, They have to
walk only three-quarters of a
mile to get to the homestead.
Their -only real problem now
is to build a bridge across a
stream, for access to the
property, .and then a half-mile
road to the farm-house.
I would . cross a bridge built
by my civil engineer friend only
with water-wings, And I would
drive up a road built by the
Doctor only with a .helicopter.
However, it takes all kinds, And
I did promise to come up and
cook for them for a few clays.
They are living on beans, out of
the can. Perhaps a good steak
and a salad might drive them on
to greater and 'Worse efforts,
while I sit on the porch, with gin
and tonic, directing some of
their more incredible efforts.
Once he saw a man kiss his,wife on
the back of her neck by firelight. It
made him feel he had no group
identity.
' Down at the office everyone but
Harry seemed to know exactly
what they were doing. The
younger men were all brisk,
aggressive, bold, ambitious,
confident, climbing up the ladder
and as relaxed as Dean Martin,
Indeed, they all looked like Dean
Martin.
The older men were all
executive, decisive, kindly,
judicial, had low handicaps at
their golf clubs and distinguished
„greying hair at the temples,
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be that oriented.! 1
In the city each passerby
seemed to be striding directly to
some importapt destination to
close crucial deals or bound for
some romantic rendezvous. It
was as if they all had some high
purpose that Harry did not have.
In the country everyone seemed
blissfully content, sitting on
crooked fences, nibbling on sticks
of straw or placidly feeding their
10 YEARS AGO
JULY 26,1962
Clinton lost the third game of
the WOAA Peewee "B" baseball
league finals last Thursday to
Goderich 8-6. Clinton won first
game 8-6, then lost the next two
games for their only two defeats
of the season.
According to John Lavis, the
contract has been let for the
construction of an office building
at the corner of King and Mary
Streets (opposite the Clinton
I.G.A. Store), which will house the
offices of the Ontario Department
of Agriculture in Huron.
Contractor is C.A. McDowell
and Co. Ltd., Centralia, who was
the lowest of seven tenders. Mr.
Levis expects that work will begin
during the first week in August.
15 YEARS AGO
JULY 25, 1957
For fun and frolic next
Wednesday night, the Community
Centre grounds at Bayfield
promises to be the place. That is
the night of the Bayfield Lions
Club annual frolic, and there are
lots of prizes for everyone,
It's just ten years since the
Bayfield Lions Club received
their charter and this is the tenth
frolic.
Proceedings begin at seven
o'clock, When two league teams
will playa ball game. Then there
is a bingo game, games of chance,
a presentation of music by the
RCAF Station Clinton trumpet
band, free merry-go-round rides
for the children, etc., etc., etc.
Fireworks will close the
evening.
25 YEARS AGO
JULY 24, 1947
Miss Edna Ball, 17 year old
daughter ofMr. and Mrs, Leslie
Ball, was rescued from drowning
in the Maitland River at
Forester's Falls, by the quick
thinking of Dr. J.A. Addison and
R.J. Carter, She and Phyllis
Herman and Helen Ball, Were
bathing when the incident
occurred. Mies Herman pulled
geese and White Leghorns in
splendid serenity. It got so that
Harry felt uncomfortable in
either place and began to spend
long periods watching cartoons on,
television.
Finally Harry could stand it no
longer. He determined to
discover what it was that he
lacked in the way of a philosophy
or good grooming or oral hygeine
that denied him happiness. He
went out into the world. He
shouldered his way into private
groups. He asked rude, direct
questions. He pried and he poked
into everyone's affairs. He was a
regular busybody.
Presently ft came to Harry that
not everyone was having a jolly
good time after all.
He found that many of the
laughing people were simply
expressing a nervous reaction.
He learned that many lovely girls
who throw hack their heads in
convertibles are simply vain and
vapid.
He quickly discovered that
people who are listened to at
cocktail parties are bores or
boobs.
Helen to shore, but Edna was
carried downstream to a spot
where Dr. Addison and Glenn
Lockhart were fishing. With the
help of Mr. Carter, the girl was
saved.
Plans are going ahead smoothly
for Clinton's 50-unit housing
project, and lots were selected
this week for the new homes.
40 YEARS AGO
JULY 28, 1932
J.T. McKnight and son have
moved into the location formerly
occupied by Morrish Clothing Co.
Pork sausage was being offered
at ten cents a pound; chuck roasts
of beef cost 12 cents a pound; lard
also for nine cents a pound and
pickled pork hocks for seven
cents a pound at Connell and
Tyndall's meat markets.
Work shirts for men cost
anywhere from 49 cents to $1.00,
either plain blue, khaki or plaid at
Plumsteel Bros.
55 YEARS AGO
JULY 6, 1917
Dr. Strang has tendered his
resignation at GOderich
Collegiate Institute, after having
taught there for 46 years.
Oldsters cannot remember
such a wet summer in the past 50
years.
He learned that suburban
cottage dwellers were haunted by
instalment payments, teething
children, irritability through a
loss of regularity and were
brooding six hours per day about
inflation,
He ascertained that the young
men in his office were plotting to
usurp their elders, thus suffering
traumatic guilt complexes, and
the older men were plagued by
over-40 insecurity, obesity and a
general lassitude from wondering
what it was all about.
He found that hurrying city
.dweller,s were rushing to get
things done so that they might
scurry safely home to forget by
watching cartoons on television
and that country people were
neurotic about the weather,
wasps, feed prices, mortgages
and a general lack of cultural
values.
In no time at all, in fact, Harry
had discovered to his satisfaction
that almost everyone was
miserable and it was thus, at long
last, that Harry found perfect
happiness.
When Hogtown (Toronto) took
the credit of $150 given the Red
Cross by the Clinton Knitting
Company, the situation was
investigated by a Mr, Libby, and
after a correspondence lasting
since last fall, the wrong was
righted.
A garden party was given on the
grounds of Mr. Madden to raise
money for the Red Cross.
75 YEARS AGO
JULY 28, 1987
Yesterday the News-Record
was favored with a look through
the tents of the Libby Glass
Blowers, who will be on the
Clinton Market Square for a few
days this week, They are from the
Great World's Fair at Chicago
and in every respect originals.
People who come to Bayfield
for health and strength are not as
a rule disappointed. Heaven's
pure air, wafted as it is from the
crystal waters of Old Lake Huron,
stimulates the system so
perfectly that the huge black bass
and other palatable varieties of
fresh water fish captured with
hook and line by the visitors
cannot be resisted,
Mr. Harry Bartliff of Seaforth
Sundayed in town,
Letter
to the
Edit°
Dear Editor:
This is a "Thank-You Letter
to all the individuals an
organizations that make ,Bayfie
the wonderful place it is:- to th
people with the lovely flowe
gardens for the enjoyment the,
give to the strollers; to the Lion
Club for all their "good works'
and for the Fun Frolic; to th
Pioneer Park Association for lh
peaceful place it maintains for th
public to see the lake and watc
the sunsets; to Council for its
efforts to "Keep Hayfield
Beautiul"; to the Community
Centre Committee for the roller
skating and ice skating activities
(visit some Wed., Fri. or Sat.
night to watch graceful energy);
and to the churches of Bayfield for
the bells they ring! I have heard so
many people comment about the
thrill they get from hearing the
church bells on Sunday morning
because there are so few places
left where this sound is heard.
And a special "Thank you" to the
Atkinson family for giving and to
the Anglican Church for accepting
the melodious chimes that drift
over Bayfield like a benediction
three times a day.
This is the Pioneer Park
Associations 25th Anniversary
year, and if the group is seeking a
project I would like to suggest that
it purchase a sizeable piece of
land either on the river (near the
flats) or part of the swamp on Jane
Street, Change is inevitable, but
wouldn't it be a good idea to keep
some part of Bayfield unchanged?
If Pioneer Park Association did
purchase another property my
suggestion is that it just hold it,
not develop it.
These comments are from a
sum maerrs.resident of Bayfield for 30 ye
Mrs. Don Lance
Bayfield
Constance
BY MARY McILWAIN
Mr. and Mrs. Leo Sanders,
Jennifer andJeffery of Brussels.
Mr. and Mrs. Marris Bos, and
Sharon visited on Friday evening
with Mr. and Mrs, John Wammes,
John and Mary and also with Mr.
and Mrs. F. Wammes who are
visiting from Holland.
Miss Elizabeth. Lawson spent a
few days holidays with Mr. and
Mrs. George Twiner, Barry and
Bonnie of Tuckersmith.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Van der
Molan, Paul, Mark and Margie of
Oakville spent the weekend with
Mrs. W,L. Whyte, Tom and Bill,
Mr, and Mrs. Ken Thompson
and Joan spent the past week at
'their cottage at Birch Beach.
Mr. and Mrs. Jim Preszcator,
Billy and Debbie spent the
weekend camping at Elliott's Pine
Lake.
A number from the community
attended the open air church
service held at the Seaforth Lions
Park on Sunday by the Lonclesboro
United Church.
Bob Stoner, Ken Scott and
Elaine Vincent provided the
music, and Rev. Mervyn Penfound
of Sask. preached the sermon,
(former resident of Londesboro).
Diane Preszcator is spending
this week with her aunt and uncle
Mr. and Mrs. Allan Pfaff and
family of Crediton.
Mr, and Mrs. John Wammes.
John and Mary, Mr. and Mrs,
Marris Bos, Steven and Sharon,
Mr. and Mrs.F. Wammes of
Holland attended the Wammes
Picnic held on Sunday at the
Pinery.
Mrs. Doug Baker and family of
Hamilton, Mrs, Shirley Weber of
Ripley were Monday visitors with
Mr. and Mrs. John Thompson,
Jim, Sharon and Bob.
Bible School is being held this
week at the Kinburn Community
Church,
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Riley spent
a few days the past week visiting
with Mr. and Mrs. Bob Woods,
Debbie and,, Michele at their
cottage.
Lack of patience or loss of
temper should never lead to
temporary disregard for the skill
necessary for job safety, St. John
Ambulance warns.