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the heart of Huron County'
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It is one of the harmless
vanities of the male to profess
that he can never understand the
mind of woman.
M'any men, having been out-
witted or out-manoeuvered by a
wife or daughter, shrug and say.
"I will never understand
women," hoping in that way to
salvage their illusion of
superiority.
As a man who has lived without
illusions, constantly surrounded
by the female species—even the
animals we've owned have
invariably been female—Hike to
believe that I've accumulated at
least a working knowledge of how
they operate, probably the most
bewitching gthdy mailable :to
mankind,
I do, that is, until there's an
auction sale. Then my reason
quakes before the eternal
mystery of what goes on in the
female dome.
A country auction, in
particular, has an almost
irresistible appeal to women.
offering not only the possibility of
an amazing bargain—and to
women every purchase at an
auction is just exactly that—but
also appeasing their insatiable
curiosity about the insides of
other people's homes and the junk
that they've collected.
10 YEARS AGO
MAY 17, 1962
J. Carl Hemingway received a
unanimous nomination ' last
Friday night in McKay Hall,
Goderich, at a small though
interested gathering, as standard
bearer for the New Democratic
Party. This is the first time that
Huron riding has had a third
candidate running, since 1949,
when a CCF candidate was in the
field.
In the Church of the Redeemer,
London, on Sunday, May 13, the
Rt. Rev, W.A. Townshend, DD,
LLD, suffragan bishop of Huron,
ordained his youngest son,
Charles Robert Townshend, B.A.,
a Deacon in the Church of God.
Plans for the Clinton Spring
Show on June 2 are proceeding
normally with the addition this
year of a fireworks display
following the evening horse show.
A forest fire at Bowlands Bay,
north of Sudbury last week,
completely wiped out 18 homes,
including that of Mr. and Mrs,
Robert Riehl and family. Mr,
Riehl is a son of Mrs. George
Riehl Clinton.
Christopher Lynch, tenor star
of radio, records and television
will appear in person it the
Legion Hall, on Friday, thne
1972.
William G. Mehl, until now
employed with the CNR, hits been
accepted by the Ontario
Provincial Police, and reports to
Taranto next Tuesday for posting,
25 YEARS AGO
MAY 15, 1947
J. E. Hovey recently received
notice of his appointment to the
The country auction is also a
semi-social affair and it is a
pretty sight to see the ladies
united in such solidarity, pleased
en masse to find that Mrs.
Crudney's furniture was just as
shabby as they'd heard or linked
in the companionship of envy
before the magnificence of the
late Mrs. Twitchell's genuine
Turkish carpets.
My wife has been attending
auctions for so many years that I
long ago became reconciled to her
arriving home with incredible
brick-a-brat dredged from
somebody's basement—and
ending up inevitably in our
basement.
'my wife
cautious and well-disciplined
shopper. It is thus beyond my dull.
masculine comprehension to
observe her, eyes shining and
with an air of triumph, unloading
from the car a 100-pound
candelabra, a three-legged
garden table (fourth leg
amputated), a battered escritoire
and a hundred feet of porous
garden hose,
It wasn't until this week, in fact.
when I attended my first auction to
bid on a post-hole digger, that I
had an inkling of the curious
change of personality, the mental
illness known as Auction-itis,
position of postmaster at
Bayfield.
Howard Brunsdon is starting to
build a new business block on
Rattenbury Street, on the site of
the wrecked former Jackson
factory.
Ideal weather prevailed for the
cadet inspection at CCI and
several hundred interested
citizens were on hand. Corps
officers included cadet captain
Bill Hanley as Company
Commander, cadet captain,
Margaret Colquhoun as company
second-in-command.
'40 YEARS AGO
MAY 19, 1932
Wilson MacDonald, a Canadian
poet, addressed the students and
staff of CCI on Wednesday.
Reeve Elliott, Councillor
Paisley, Crich, Livermore and
Churchill and Chief Strong, street
superintendent, took a little jaunt
up to Auburn and Ripley yesterday
to inspect road building.
Provincial Secretary Chafes
of Toronto visited the county of
m yesterday and inspected
jail. We understand that he
was very impressed with the way
things were run around that
institution,
The bathing season opened here
'Sunday afternoon with the
Mercury standing at 80 degrees in
the shade. The water was warm
enough to be enjoyable and yet
cool enough to be refreshing.
55 YEARS AGO
MAY 17, 1917
"Cap" Cook is home for a few
days and will look after any
which causes women to go just a
tiny bit mad in the role of the
highest bidder,
Here in the grounds of a
summer house, littered with the
kind of weird odds and ends that
accumulate as surely as dust, a
half a hundred ladies stood
expectantly about the auctioneer,
"We have here an assortment
of cutlery, each piece different,"
announced the auctioner, holding
up what appeared to be several tin
spoons, knives and forks.
—Two bits," said a woman in a
voice as business-like as a grain
exchange broker , buying an
elevator of No. 1 Hard.
"'Thirty!° carne another' and,
with sinking heart, I recognized
that most familiar voice.
The affair of the rocking chair
perhaps best illustrates the
temporary insanity of Auction-
itis,
I had by this time skulked to the
outskirts of the crowd, hoping that
nobody would recognize me as kin
to "the little lady in blue" who had
bought--so help me—two rolls of
pre-war linoleum in addition to
the fist-fulls of cutlery, but when I
heard the bidding on the rocking
chair I moved closer to look.
The rocking chair was of that
unhappy vintage when it just
recruits that want to enlist in the
new Forestry battalion which will
go overseas in June or earlier.
"Cap" will go along as an
officer's cook.
The store house used by
Cantelon Bros. toppled over and
as luck would have it no lives were
lost. Mr. Wm. Cantelon had been
in the building a minute or two
before. The firm lost a large
quantity of eggs and glassware.
We question if the Town would not
have been responsible for
accident or death.
Town Clerk Coats is a great
horticultural fancier. He has 848
tulips.
75 YEARS AGO
May 14, 1897
On Thursday evening the
tandem bicycle, ridden by a
of young men, and Mr. Jacob
Taylor, on his bicycle, came into
collision on Albert Street. It
looked as if all parties were to be
misses being a valuable antique
and becomes, instead, a
worthless relic.
As the bidding mounted
relentlessly it suddenly dawned
on me that the ladies had
completely lost sight of the object
itself and were in competition on a
more mystic level.
With each 25-cent hop in price
the sweet faces of the ladies
became more frigid. It wouldn't
have mattered, I was convinced, if
it had been the Hope Diamond or a
pail of ashes, The idea was to top
the opponent.
At $8.50, which I estimated to
be about four times the rocking
aldir's true value, my wife and
another equally determined
woman were left battling it out
alone in the centre of the ring, I
remember thinking wanly to
myself, "If this other woman
doesn't desist I may find myself
writing a worthless cheque for
$80,000."
As it was, I paid the cashier an
even ten. As I bore the poor old
chair through the crowd my wife
led the way proudly in a victory
march and with each man I passed
there was that quick exchange of
glances, the I'll-Never-
Understand-Women Look which
makes all men kin.
seriously hurt, but very
fortunately the chief injury was to
the wheels.
If the people of this town would
unitedly determine to work for the
interests of Clinton — and for it
alone — they would soon place it
in such a position that it would
outstrip all others. Its central
location and natural advantages
give it a prestige of considerable
importance and it only needs
more determined effort to make it
move forward commercially and
numerically.
Mrs, 11,B. Combe has rented
part of the Perrin Block, which
will be fitted up as an Office and
Laboratory for the manufacture
of 13romo-Saline, which is a
perfumed sanitary sea-salt,
possessing a number of medical
properties. This preparation will
be very popular with ladies,
bicycle riders and all those
engaged in athletic exercise and
is highly recommended for those
desiring a Sea bath,
Sugar and Spice
I'm sure you are sick ofteading
about my daughter'S wedding, but
hang on, She's the only one I have,
and it will be all over this
Saturday. (The last typewritten
with crossed fingers.)
If she ever does want to get
Married again, she'll get exactly
three words from her old man,
"Beat it, kid",
However, there's something to
be learned by every experience,
and both the kid and I are learning.
Fast,
For several weeks, she has
been floating around aimlessly,
telling her mother, who is a fuss-
budget of the first water, "Stop
worrying, Mom. There's not that
Much to do. It's a simple wedding,
and I'll be here to help you get
ready". Typical of today's youth.
Naturally, she wasn't here
most of the time, and she didn't
help at all, though her intentions
were impeccable,
Then fate stepped in. A week
before the wedding, just when the
throttle was going to be opened
wide for the final drive, her
mother went into hospital.
For the kid, it was like having a
malicious goose snatch from
under you the magic carpet on
which you are flying,
For me, it was like picking a
bouquet of wild flowers for the
wedding, and discovering that
what I had picked was'poison ivy,
This is Tuesday, and the bride
still hasn't got her wedding dress.
This is Tuesday, and the estate
looks, much as the world must
have 'when old Noah finally found
some dry land.
The house was to be spicked and
spanned. The house is a
shambles. The yard was to have
been immaculate. The yard is a
melee of last fall's leaves, broken
picnic table and lawn chairs,
fallen limbs and cat dirt.
Don't worry. We'll cope. We'd
better, or Kim and I will be taken
away, about 3 p.m. on Saturday, by
the chaps in the white coats.
Today I came home and found
my baby wringing her hands and
head and feet. She'd been going
like a whirlwind, doing all those
"little things" she kept insisting
her mum not worry about.
Like clean shirts and socks for
dad, shopping, cooking, washing
dishes. Ordering flowers. 'Prying
to get shoes to match the non-
existent wedding dress. Feeding
and throwing out two cats, one of
them pregnant; visiting her mum,
Same for me. Trying to get a
gang of boys to rake the yard, and
it rains all day. Trying to cope
with people who want to know
whether the wedding is on or off.
It's on. I think.
Butthere are going to he some
short-cuts, in which I am a firm
believer, and of which I have tried
to convince my wife for years.
The windows will not he
washed. Who looks out the
windows during a wedding
ceremony, anyway? Anyone who
does should be ejected.
The furniture will be dusted.
But only in the livingroom, where
the event will take place, I don't
intend to have a lot of people
running around our bedrooms and
wiping their fingers across the
ledges.
In fact, I don't intend to have a
lot of people running around our
bedrooms at all. If they want to
look at something, they can go
outside and look at my two dead
elms.
The cups and saucers will not
all be washed. They will be
dusted. The silver will not be
polished, It, too, will be wiped
with a dry cloth, and if there's an
egg-stain on a spoon, tough toe-
nails,
Everything bulky, ugly, or out
of place, will be stuffed smartly
into the basement or the attic, and
the doors thereto locked.
I've found that Kim and I,
without her mother around to
heckle us, have a similar basic
philosophy: "What's it all going to
matter ten years from now?"
Oh, we're not complete
nudniks. I will shine my shoes and
she has promised me she won't
get married in a T-shirt, even
though she has to wear her brand-
new peach-coloured nightie over
jeans.
There'll be solemn vows, and
candles and food and drink and
children of all ages. What more
could you want for a happy
wedding?
There's only one thing that
Please turn to Page 5
"Now we can save up for that roast you've always wanted!"
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Clinton—The Jack Scott Column
Sales Happy
4—Clinton News:Record, Thursday, May 18, 1972
Editor ial contrite,' t
Reality is unreal
It's been the kind of week that makes
rational people want tefind a log cabin
in the northern bush and spend the rest
of their life there.
Truth, this week, has definitely
been stranger than fiction.
One nut (Arthur Bremer) shoots
another nut from Alabama (George
Wallace) and the United States
submerges again in the mucky world
of gunpoint politics. The result of the
shooting is that now a sympathetic
U.S, public seems on the verge of
giving Wallace, one of the strongest
racist fanatics ever to reach a high
political office in that country, the
Democratic nomination for the
Presidency, If he gets the nomination,
who will bet against him beating
Nixon? After the events of the past
week, very few• would risk their
money.
In our own country, three men go to
This is police week in Canada and
perhaps its time to give a pat on the
back to our much-maligned local
force. Nearly every CI intonian seems
to have some beef or other about the
state of policing in their town. Maybe
it's just a case of taking the police
force for granted.
In Clintonwehavepolicing. In many
other smaller communities such as
Bayfield and Hensall, the citizens
have the hopeless feeling of being on
their. own, the feeling that if they
desperately needed help, the Ontario
Provincial Police probably couldn't
get there in less than 15 minutes.
CI inton is a tough town to po I ice. It
sprawls over a large area and
occupies the centre of the county,
making it an inviting target for
everyone from hot-rodding teenagers
to break-in artists.
There are five liquor outlets, all of
which do a roaring business every
weekend, There are miles of streets
to be patrolled, many of them without
proper street lighting, the kind of
situation which encourages crime.
There are more than a hundred
businesses to be checked at night and
three banking institutions. There are
A viewpoint from the Toronto
How going to jail
The general strike which has swept
the province for. the past week appears
to have peaked, although it may be
weeks before things return to normal.
Walkouts continued across the
province yesterday, but thousands of
workers were returning to work and
thousands of others were deciding
against strike action.
Ina sense, things wi II never return
to normal after this strike.
The Quebec labor movement has
been radicalized to an extent unknown
since the 1957 Murdochville and 1949
Asbestos strikes.
From the minimum-security cells
they occupy at Orsainvi I le Jail on the
outskirts of Quebec City, Quebec's
three major union leaders can relax in
the assurance that they have achieved
what they set out to do.
In the minds of thousands of Quebec
union workers; the Government is
seen as being in league with big
business and the courts, conspiring
against the workers. The Government
is also seen as being anti-union, intent
on breaking the unions and jailing its
leaders.
This was the whole purpose of the
strike exercise—to radicalize the
labor movement and force a
confrontation with the Government,
another step toward achieving the
union leaders' avowed aim of
overthrowing the capitalist system
and implanting a socialist democracy
in Quebec.
The union leaders succeeded in
achieving their immediate objective
by going to jail, They had between
100,000 and 150,000 workers in Quebec
off the job this week for no other
reason than to protest against their
imprisonment.
That is a far cry from the days when
labor unions went on strike merely to
get better salaries and working
conditions, It is a major step forward
in the battle for socialism. This is
what gave the general strike a
historical significance that will be
remembered long after the
inconveniences and disruptions of the
• jail forflaunting the law and pout that
there is no justice so there is no use
appealing their sentences. The result
is a strike in nearly every segment of
the Quebec Economy, crippling the
province and bringing separation
from the rest of Canada closer than
ever before. The battle is not now
between English and French, but
between capitalist and socialist, and
the socialists seem to have the pat
hand.
Meanwhile, a supposedly ..
responsible politician and lawyer to
boot, (David Lewis) jumps in on the
side of the socialists and attacks the
courts as being unjust (it is also
helpful to remember that Mr. Lewis is
a socialist). And one begins to wonder,
will this socialist vs. capitalist fight
stop at the Quebec border?
In these strange times, who can
guess what will' happen next?
events such as the weekly horseraces
which require traffic directing and
crowd controling.
Most of all, there are 168 hours in
every week. If every policeman
worked 40 hours a week and no more,
there would be, eight hours the town
would be left undefended. In addition,
there are times when more than one
policeman is needed, such as when
prisioners have to be escorted to jail
in Stratford or Walkerton, taking
precious hours out of a tight schedule.
There are court appearances which
take more time.
There are school crosswalks to
check. And besides looking after
people, the police must answer
complaints about dogs and take proper
action to make sure they aren't
bothering people while running at
large.
For all this, our police get a
moderately good salary, many,
headaches, and plenty of complaints.
' Give th:em' break this 'Week and
maybe even give them a word of thanks
for the efforts they have made on your
behalf, the long hours they've worked,
and the danger they have gone th rough.
achieved a goal
past week are forgotten.
Until last week, the labor leaders
had been fighting a losing battle
against the Government. Premier
Robert Bourassa had beaten the union
leaders last month during the public
employees' strike, which turned the
bulk of the non-unionized Quebec
population against the labor
movement and even caused splits in
union ranks.
But by going to jail and refusing to
appeal their one-year sentences for
contempt of court, the union • leaders
reversed the tide. Union rank and file
in every vi liege and city in Quebec felt
compelled to stage a strike to protest
against the jailing.
Premier Bourassa's exasperation
and anger was evident at a news
conference in Quebec City last week.
He said the union leaders were
"provoking" the strike, and he held
them responsible "for what
happens."
The union leaders claimed the only
reason they were staying in jail is
because to appeal the sentences would
be to lend credence to the notion that
there is justice in Quebec.
"Everybody knows there is no
justice in Quebec," said the peppery
Louis Laberge, president of the
Quebec Federation of Labor.
Mr. Bourassa was caught in the
trap. He couldn't release the union
leaders because that would mean
repudiating the decision of a superior
COurt judge. The only action left was
to let the strike take its course, hoping
it would not be very destructive or last
very long.
That's what he did. He sat it out, and
he is still sitting it out, relying on
police forces to maintain law and
order ac best they can without
provoking the labor movement, for the
duration of the strike.
Police have co-operated, and
across the province there is little
evidence of the sometimes violent
police counteraction that occurred
during other strikes in the past.
A pat on the back
Globe and Mail