HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2010-10-28, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28, 2010. PAGE 5.
“Y ou gotta ask yourself one
question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’
Well? Do ya, punk?”
– Harry Callaghan
Ah, yes. Good old, bad old, Dirty Harry,
squinting down the barrel of his handgun
cannon and giving the killer/kidnapper/
psycho one last shot at macho redemption. Is
Harry’s gun empty? Maybe, maybe not. If it
is, his opponent only has to pick up his piece
and blow Harry away. Killer/kidnapper/
psycho decides that he does, in fact, feel lucky;
he goes for his gun.
It doesn’t work out for him.
Well, luck’s a funny thing. Sometimes
you’re the windshield, as my pappy used to
say, and sometimes you’re the bug.
Except when you’re all windshield, like Joan
Ginther of Bishop, Texas. Last spring she won
$10 million with a scratch off ticket in a Texas
lottery. “Oh, goody,” thought Ms. Ginther. “I
can put that with the $3 million I won in the
2008 lottery. And the $2 million I won in 2006.
Not to mention the $5.4 million I won in
1993.”
True story. Experts say you’ve got a better
shot at being fricasseed by a lightning bolt
than you have of winning a lottery.
Joan Ginther’s been struck by Fate’s
Golden Forefinger four times in the past two
decades.
Unlike Chris Tarttelin. He’s a 37-year-old
Brit trying to become a Canadian. He figured
he’d won the Life Lottery when he moved to
Saskatoon with his wife and two kids two
years ago. He’s a computer software developer
and he’d already lined up a good job – just the
kind of new blood you’d think we’d bend over
backwards to attract. All he had to do was pass
a routine medical exam and he was in.
Oops.
Turns out Mister Tarttelin couldn’t pass the
medical exam. He suffers from one grievous
personal handicap that renders him unfit for
Canadian citizenship.
He’s too honest.
When asked if he’d ever taken drugs,
Tarttelin replied, “I tried pot as a teenager but
I didn’t really take to it. I tried it a couple of
times and that was about it.”
Wrong answer. Tarttelin was told he would
have to have a psychiatric assessment. What’s
more he’d have to have the assessment done
and a report from the psychiatrist within
60 days. “You can’t see a psychiatrist
in Saskatoon in that time frame,” says
Tarttelin. He’s moving back to Britain with his
family.
The level of hypocrisy here is truly mind
boggling. A psychiatric assessment for a
couple of joints smoked 19 years ago? If that’s
valid, 98 per cent of Canadians should be on
the couch or living at the funny farm. Barack
Obama tried pot. So did Arnold
Schwarzenegger, Ted Turner, Stephen King
and Sir Richard Branson. Pierre Berton went
on Rick Mercer’s TV show and delivered a
joint-rolling tutorial. He was in his 80s!
And those are just the famous folks who
manned up and owned it. (Still not inhaling,
Bill Clinton?) I venture to guess that the
Citizenship and Immigration buzzards who
vetoed Tarttelin’s bid for Canadian citizenship
themselves toked up a time or two in their
lives.
Lesson for all prospective Canadian
immigrants: if you admit to so much as
sniffing a cannabis leaf you’re history.
Liars and cheaters, however, are welcome.
It all comes down to luck in the end, and it’s
Chris Tarttelin’s bad luck to be unusually
honest.“I’m a painfully honest person. It
doesn’t occur to me to answer questions any
other way.”
Loser. We don’t need your kind in Canada.
Why don’t you try Germany? They’re more
tolerant of over-indulgers there. As evidenced
by the 35-year-old Polish immigrant who
moved to Bochum, Germany five years ago.
Recently he went to the doctor to have a cyst
removed from the back of his head.
The doctor removed a bullet instead.
Confronted with the lead nugget, the guy
dimly recalled receiving a blow to the head at
a New Year’s party “in 2004 or 2005”.
He told the doctor he didn’t remember it all
that clearly because he had been “very
stoned”.
Talk about dumb luck.
Arthur
Black
Other Views Dumb luck strikes more than once
While I feel I have always been
generous whilst whipping out my
wallet to donate to worthy charitable
causes, I feel I have undertaken very little
charitable action on my own; so this
November, I have decided to change that.
After encouragement from friends and
family members and a glimpse of the support
in the community for The Citizen and its
employees, as seen at both of our 25-year
anniversary open house events last week, I
have decided wear a ribbon of support for
men’s health in Canada... on my face.
I will show up to work clean-shaven on Nov.
1 and will commit to growing a mustache for
the following 30 days. All the while, doing my
best to collect for Prostate Cancer Canada.
The initiative is called Movember and it
started in Australia in 2004. It’s said that the
idea was conceived over a few beers by some
men who were inspired by the great work
being done by women in Australia to raise
money for breast cancer.
In that first year, 432 men grew mustaches
and made the commitment and by 2009, over
250,000 people were “changing their
appearance and the face of men’s health”. Over
35,000 of those people were Canadian, second
only to Australia, raising over $7.8 million for
Prostate Cancer Canada.
I have been inspired by the generosity of this
community time and time again and I hope
readers will take the time to stop into the office
and donate to an extremely worthy cause that
has touched far too many lives.
I’ll be providing weekly updates right here
(look for a new picture every week) and once
Movember is through, I’ll be honoured to
include a list of the names of all those who find
it in their heart to donate in this column as
well.
I will have a supply of donation forms at
both the Blyth and Brussels offices ready to be
filled out. If you wish to donate by cheque, you
may leave a cheque at either office and fill out
one of the forms and I will be more than happy
to mail them to Prostate Cancer Canada’s head
office in Toronto on your behalf.
If you wish to donate to the cause in cash, I
will be taking a collection at either office. I
will be keeping track of cash donations and at
the end of the month, I will make the donations
on your behalf (there is a process to ensure that
physically-collected cash donations are
properly attributed to the donor).
Finally, the easiest way to donate is with a
credit card online. I have set up a profile at the
official Movember website.
If you’re looking, you can visit
www.movember.com and click Canada as your
country and search “Shawn Loughlin” and I
will come up. The direct link to my profile is
http://ca.movember.com/mospace/572980/
Follow the donation directions and you’ll see
my tally go up immediately.
Last year I participated in an initiative to
raise awareness for National Hunger
Awareness Day, eating food from a local food
bank for two days. I wrote about my
experience and helped to raise awareness for
the growing cause of local food banks.
With this endeavour, I hope that by doing
something silly like grow a mustache, that
people may donate to a worthy cause.
I have no idea how much I’ll raise, as I’ve
never done anything like this before, but the
way I look at it, if I raise $10, that’s $10
Prostate Cancer Canada didn’t have a month
ago and if all I had to do was grow a mustache
and field some strange looks for a month,
there’s no question it will be worth it.
Mr. Movember
Ontario doctors have as many headaches
as their patients and this is prompting
them to talk quietly of strikes, or job
actions, as they more diplomatically call them.
It also gives Premier Dalton McGuinty one
more issue to worry about in health, his
most chronically irritating responsibility, and
he should have no doubt many doctors are fed
up.
The Council of the College of Physicians
and Surgeons of Ontario, which regulates the
doctors, has approved their right to withdraw
their services for reasons related to patient
safety or their practice environment provided
they take steps it specifies to mitigate the
impact on patients and the public.
The College for many years has required the
doctors to take similar precautions when
negotiations for increases in their fees failed.
The College says doctors who withdraw
services for any reason must fulfill their
professional responsibilities and uphold the
reputation of their profession.
They should consider their patients’ best
interests and ensure patients and, in a large
scale withdrawal of services, the public, will
not be placed at undue risk.
They should explore all alternative options
and withdraw services only as a last resort.
If they withdraw services, they should take
reasonable steps to mitigate where possible the
impact on patients and public.
Doctors should use their professional
judgment to determine what steps are needed
to ensure their patients and the public are not
unduly harmed.
The College pointed out there are many
ways doctors can advocate change without
withdrawing services.
It said it updated its policy after extensive
consultation with the public, doctors and other
stakeholders.
There is no suggestion a strike by doctors is
imminent, but the College’s affirmation shows
they are prepared to discuss this controversial
issue.
Doctors feel undermined for reasons
including some powerful partners in
healthcare and rivals for public funds,
including the Ontario Hospital Association,
have said Ontario spends more per resident on
doctors than other provinces and urged the
province to reduce it.
The hospitals also want to change their
relationship so doctors who have privileges to
work in hospitals are more answerable to
them.
Doctors claim this would reduce their ability
to act independently and in their
patients’ interests, which they see as their
first duty.
Doctors also have expressed concern the
province is promoting the introduction of
clinics led by nurse practitioners and, while
they support collaboration between
professions, this is a deliberate attempt to
reduce their influence in primary care.
The Ontario Medical Association,
representing doctors, made the serious charge
other organizations are targeting doctors.
The OMA is countering with newspaper
advertisements telling readers “your life is our
life’s work" and suggesting doctors often
sacrifice their own health to help patients.
It points to doctors “at risk or troubled by a
range of personal and health-related
problems."
It is providing a health service for doctors
and their families experiencing problems
including stress, burnout, emotional and
family issues, substance abuse and psychiatric
illness.
The OMA also has set up a series of
programs to encourage doctors to take an
active role in the political process and give
their profession more influence with
government.
It points out many doctors already serve on
such bodies as hospital committees and
advisory community groups and contribute to
fundraising and charitable causes.
It suggests they also should be more aware
of the value and importance of developing a
continuing and valuable relationship with their
members of the legislature.
Doctors cannot expect their voice to be
heard, it says, unless they make MPPs aware
they have something to say.
They also cannot expect elected officials to
make informed decisions about healthcare
unless they have views from those practising
in the field.
The doctors’ group also is ready to offer
advice or how to get involved in an election
campaign and lobby an MPP, which suggests
the voice of doctors is about to get louder, even
without strikes.
Eric
Dowd
FFrroomm
QQuueeeenn’’ss PPaarrkk
Shawn
Loughlin
SShhaawwnn’’ss SSeennssee
Possible strikes on the horizon
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