The Citizen, 2010-10-21, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2010. PAGE 5.
On our way to the airport to catch a
flight to San Francisco recently I
subjected my sweetie to a few lines
from the poem “High Flight”:
“O I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,” I
intoned,
“And danced the skies on laughter-silvered
wings.
Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the sun-
split clouds
And done a hundred things you have not
dreamed of…
I recited those lines to re-kindle my
appreciation for the sheer glory and wonder of
the flying experience – the miracle that a
wingless, gravity-burdened biped like me can
actually soar above the clouds higher than an
eagle, swifter than a peregrine falcon…
…and to prepare us for the fact that the
flight we were about to take would probably
not be glorious, wonderful or miraculous. It
would more likely be stressful, uncomfortable
and slightly crazy-making.
I was right.
It began at the check-in desk, where the
Gorgon in charge cast an appraising eye
over our two suitcases. “You are aware,”
she smirked, “that United Airlines now
charges $25 for each piece of checked
luggage?”
No. No, we were not aware of that. I guess
we just assumed that the obscenely inflated
price of the airline tickets included a piece of
checked baggage for each passenger, the way
it has since, oh, the days of Wilbur and Orville
Wright.
We fork over $50 we had hoped to spend in
San Francisco.
Then there was the security shakedown. I
was lucky – I only had to remove my hat,
empty my pockets, undo my belt and take my
shoes off. My sweetie got all that plus a
humiliatingly intimate hand frisk from two
Stalinesque Amazons who didn’t trouble to
hide the fact that they were Not Having a
Good Day.
“With a grope like that I was expecting a
marriage proposal,” muttered my sweetie.
But I didn’t get angry. Not even when the
check-in goon pounced like a mongoose on
my tiny money clip. It has (had) an I-swear-to-
the-gods, inch-long nail file I’d forgotten was
even there. A nail file. An inch long. You’d
think they’d apprehended a Talban grenade
launcher – or a Turkish scimitar at least. “That
can’t go on,” said the jut-jawed security guy.
“Keep it,” I told him. My Number One rule for
air travel: Never, ever lose your cool going
through security. That only leads to a world of
pain.
Not that an aura of Zen-like equanimity will
protect you from trauma in the flight that
follows. You still have to wedge yourself into
the Lilliputian seating accommodation in
which you spend the flight inhaling the hair oil
of the passenger in front of you while the edge
of your “chair table” cuts off circulation to
your lower body.
I have breaking news on that particular
feature of air travel: it’s about to get even
worse.
An Italian company called Aviointeriors is
flogging a new…well, aircraft ‘seat’ is not
quite the word – it’s a kind of saddle that
passengers would be expected to straddle
leaving them in a half-sitting, half-standing
position for the duration of their flight.
They’re calling it the Skyrider. Prospective
passengers have been understandably cool
towards the Skyrider but airline executives are
salivating all over their pinstripe vests. Why?
Legroom, baby. The Skyrider not only weighs
less than half of normal airline seats, it
offers only 58.4 centimetres of legroom
compared to the grotesquely wasteful 76.2
centimetres passengers currently receive.
Result: a plane full of Skyrider ‘seats’ can
cram in 14 per cent more human meat than a
conventional plane.
Ever wondered what it feels like to be a
factory farm chicken? Looks like air travellers
are about to find out.
I can think of one or two improvements
airlines might make before they invest in
Skyrider squat seats. They could give us tray
tables that actually work instead of the flimsy
wafers that buck your coffee up in your face at
the first a whiff of air turbulence.
They could give us actual armrests wide
enough for the two forearms that are supposed
to share them.
How about some real smiles? Cutting back
on the canned announcements? Some actual
fresh air? How about treating us like actual
paying customers instead of just so many units
of unruly freight?
How about just being honestly pleasant?
Yeah, right. When pigs fly.
Arthur
Black
Other Views Airport security spoils flight
With seven all-candidates meetings in
the area last week and many more
throughout Huron County, there
were no shortage of people asking for your
vote, but what was heard even more than those
pleas, were people asking you simply just to
get out and vote.
Many candidates shared their thoughts on
the system of democracy, encouraging
everyone to exercise their right to choose their
representative, no matter who they vote for.
Unfortunately, there are thousands of people
throughout the county who were not at those
meetings and will not cast their vote on
Monday.
Voter turnout at municipal elections is often
notoriously low and unfortunately (for those
who choose not to vote) municipal councils
make the decisions that can affect your life on
a day-to-day basis.
While that statement could be disputed, tax
rates, road maintenance, recreation and many
other things are dealt with by municipalities.
These councils also offer a ratepayer’s best
chance at a receptive ear that is willing listen to
the concerns that ratepayer may have.
Anything higher can be intimidating or
unreachable by the average man on the street.
However, more time is often spent worrying
about who will run the country as opposed to
who will run the municipality. After a prime
minister is elected, the majority of citizens are
then left to wait and see, whereas the door to
municipal councils is always open and the
seats in the gallery are almost always empty.
When a public meeting was held to consider
the future of the Brussels Library in 2007, 12
people voted for a new library, while four
people voted against a new library. If the
hockey players on the ice at the arena below
came upstairs and voted against the proposal, it
could have been overturned after so few votes.
I can’t say how many times I’ve seen issues
raised by councillors simply because they
received a phone call about them from a
ratepayer. Councillors receive these calls at
home and then bring the issues to council on
the ratepayer’s behalf. The issue is raised, and
more often than not, changes are made or
reasons behind a decision are explained.
How many Ontarians would like a chance to
see a change after calling Dalton McGuinty at
home? Or have Stephen Harper explain a
decision he made that day just before he beds
down for the night at 24 Sussex? Sounds pretty
unreasonable. But with municipal councillors,
these are not unreasonable ideas.
Opportunities are there for us to have our say
at the municipal level and too often these
opportunities are not seized. These are forums
in which the voice of the average ratepayer can
be heard, but too often, voters will focus
attention on national and provincial races and
neglect their local representatives, turning their
backs on someone willing to help.
Countries fight wars over the right to
democracy and in a country that has it, just
over half of the population exercises its right to
choose the leader of the nation, while people in
other countries say they feel trapped under the
reign of a dictatorship or a system of
government that doesn’t allow them
opportunity.
In the last federal election, under 60 per cent
of the population voted. It was a record low.
For residents of a land prided on being
glorious and free, too many don’t take
advantage of the freedom we’ve been afforded
by millions of men and women.
So get out and vote, no matter who you vote
for and let your voice be heard.
Have your say
Premier Dalton McGuinty has suggested
one reason voters should keep him in
next year’s election, but it is far from
compelling and may even remind them too
much of his past faults.
The Liberal premier, once dominating in
polls, has fallen so dramatically behind the
Progressive Conservatives, after a series of
major mistakes with programs, he is asked
constantly whether he will step down as leader
and allow someone else to take over.
McGuinty’s latest, emotional response is he
wants to stay because there is so much he
wants to improve, and pointed to a
newspaper’s exposure a few days earlier of
conditions in a retirement home where seniors
suffering from dementia were left lying in
filth.
The premier said he remains passionate
about righting wrongs in society and
asked “what about that retirement home story
– what if that was your father or mother?
There’s still more work to be done,
obviously.”
McGuinty claimed he still has the same
enthusiasm, energy and idealism for solving
problems, and being premier, as when he was
first elected to the job in 2003.
But he has chosen possibly the poorest
example on which to claim he will improve a
program if he has more time.
Inadequate treatment and often abuse of
residents in some, not all, retirement homes
have been exposed for decades and successive
governments of all parties have promised to
end them, but done little.
McGuinty has been promising to improve
conditions in the homes, as reports of abuse in
them continued, since before he became
premier.
The Liberals, painfully slowly, eventually
introduced legislation this year supposed to
protect residents.
But it is not yet in effect, because
regulations still are being drawn up, and it still
is uncertain how much the retirement home
industry, rather than the public, will supervise
and investigate the homes, although more
public influence can be expected because of
the latest disclosures.
The questions about whether McGuinty will
step down before the election are futile
anyway and not merely because he has said
many times he intends to lead his party in the
vote.
Premiers’ assurances about their own future
are notoriously unreliable, because they do not
say they are leaving until the day their
bags are packed, fearing otherwise they will be
seen as lame ducks. But McGuinty had
said he will stay for the election many times
when his party was leading comfortably in the
polls.
If he announced now he is stepping down
before the election, it would be a sure sign he
fears he will be defeated and he would be seen
as running away, which would further
dishearten, and even panic his party.
McGuinty also has no readily identifiable
successor. The closest to a front-runner was
former attorney general Michael Bryant, who
left elected politics when McGuinty showed
he resented his breathing down his neck and,
after a highly publicized traffic accident for
which he was found not to blame, is unlikely
to return.
None of his ministers have established much
rapport with the public and the whole party is
built around McGuinty and his name.
Additionally, although he has a steep hill to
climb to win, it is by no means certain that
McGuinty is headed for defeat.
He has improved many programs. Examples
include health by restraints on smoking and
high drug costs and education by starting full-
day kindergarten that eventually will improve
the economy and testimonials from abroad
show the Ontario school system is relatively
strong.
He has improved the environment by closing
some coal-fired generating stations and
supporting green technology and public safety
in many ways by such acts as banning drivers
talking on cell phones and curbing the most
dangerous dogs.
McGuinty has improved some programs, but
he has delayed so long on retirement homes
there is no way for him to claim much credit as
their Mr. Fix-it.
Eric
Dowd
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Shawn
Loughlin
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McGuinty pleads to stay in office
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