HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2010-05-20, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, MAY 13, 2010. PAGE 5.
They drink an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
– Venerable song lyric
No doubt – but they also drink an awful
lot of coffee in Brampton, Brandon,
Brockville and Berthierville, P.Q.
We Canucks like our coffee. In my home
town, which is a small one, I can count four
coffee houses within a sugar cube’s toss of one
another, not one of them a franchise. I bet it’s
the same story where you live. When it comes
to enthusiasm for downing mugs of java,
Canucks are dedicated slurpers, eight out of
ten of us drinking the beverage at least
occasionally.
On a daily basis more Canadians (63 per
cent) indulge than Americans (49 per cent).
We may not be as wired as Finlanders who
manage to process 12 kilos of the stuff per
capita per annum, but we’re way ahead of
dainty dabblers in the U.K. Australia, France
and Germany.
And Canada has made a seminal
contribution to worldwide coffee culture. We
gave the world Tim Hortons.
Man, I’m so old I can remember when Tim
Horton was a Toronto Maple Leaf
defenceman. (Hell, I’m so old I can remember
when Toronto had a hockey team – but I
digress.)
What started as a dinky donut shop in
Hamilton nearly half a century ago has
blossomed into an international powerhouse
with outlets in virtually every town and city in
the country, plus 12 U.S. states. You can find a
Tim Hortons in places as various as Michigan
and Kentucky; Rhode Island and West
Virginia. There’s even one in Kandahar.
Needless to say, not everyone – even in
Canada – is a fan of Tim Horton’s coffee.
Indeed, caffeine freaks tend to split into one of
two camps: the Tim Hortons crowd or the
Starbucks fraternity. Broadly speaking, Tim’s
is blue collar, while Starbucks is Uptown.
Tim’s is fluorescent lighting and plastic tables;
Starbucks is overstuffed sofas, MoMA wall
posters and Norah Young soundtracks. At
Tim’s you see plenty of customers with
trucker’s wallets sticking out of their back
pocket; Starbucks customers trend more
towards laptops and newspapers folded to the
New York Times crossword.
Oh yeah, and one more thing: Tim’s is
cheap; Starbucks, not so much.
I’m a touch schizophrenic when it comes to
coffee loyalty. I’m more likely to pop into a
Tim Hortons than a Starbucks. It’s not the
clangy, high school cafeteria ambiance that
attracts me – it’s knowing I can get what I
want without a lot of screwing around.
I don’t want a six dollar vanilla crème
doppio half-caff foamless soy latte
frappuccino and it’ll be a frosty Friday in
downtown Hades before I order a Venti
anything. I just want a cup of frickin’ coffee.
A cynic might say that I’m missing the point
– that Starbucks is not about selling coffee, it’s
about selling a lifestyle. They might argue that
what Starbucks is offering is a non-hostile,
predictable, ever-so-slightly snobby haven for
the upwardly mobile to hide in.
How else can you charge six bucks for a
mystery beverage that’s mostly hot water?
Perhaps customers are catching on. Starbucks
closed nearly 700 outlets in 2008. Last year
they closed another 300 and laid off 6,700
workers. The company’s latest attempt to stay
relevant saw the opening of a Starbucks café
that doesn’t call itself Starbucks. It calls itself
– for reasons best known to company
marketing geniuses – “15th Avenue and Tea”.
And yes, it features an in-house ‘Tea Master’
available for solemn consultations.
One other sign of apparent desperation in
the Starbucks family: the decision to allow
customers to carry firearms openly (in the 29
states where it’s legal to do so) – into their
local Starbucks.
Now there’s an attractive consumer option:
sipping coffee next to an America Firster
jacked up on a double espresso and wearing a
Glock Nine on his hip.
Sounds to me like a corporation that’s
circling the drain – unlike Tim Hortons, which
just keeps getting bigger. The Canadian
company has announced plans to open 900
new U.S. outlets in the next three years
(they’ve already got over 3,000 across Canada
and they hope to add a thousand more).
Imagine. Seventy-seven per cent of all the
percolated coffee served in Canada comes out
of a Tim Hortons coffee pot. They serve 1.5
billion customers every year.
Not bad, for a business scheme brewed up in
the head of a hockey player who patrolled the
blue line nearly 50 years ago.
Arthur
Black
Other Views Canadians love their coffee
After playing 54 holes of very
questionable golf and spending a
weekend with family and friends for
my birthday (May 19), I really didn’t think the
most emotional part of the weekend would
come on the drive home.
As my girlfriend Jess and I travelled home
from a golf course east of the GTA after my
worst round of the three and lunch with my
buddies, I saw every overpass leading to the
Don Valley Parkway lined with people wearing
red and white, waving Canadian flags and
pledging their support as Private Kevin
Thomas McKay came home down the
Highway of Heroes.
As we got closer to Toronto’s main artery,
displays continued to get more elaborate,
closing (for me, anyway, since support
continued down the Parkway culminating in
Toronto firefighters lining Yonge Street) with
the last overpass before the DVP, adorned with
the flag of every Canadian province, a large
Canadian flag and a bright red Toronto Fire
Services truck parked directly over the Express
lanes.
McKay, a Richmond Hill boy and the son of
a Toronto Fire Chief, was killed in Afghanistan
last week, just two days before he was
scheduled to come home.
It was particularly touching for both Jess and
me as we continued down the highway. Her
grandfather fought for Canada and she has
always respected the Armed Forces in Canada.
For me, however, such a touching display came
on the heels of my interview with local veteran
of the Second World War, Stewart Ament.
Stewart was very reserved when talking
about his time at war, but when asked about
Remembrance Day ceremonies and what it
was like to see Canadian soil once again after
the war (even after he and the men in his
division chose to get tattooed in England,
thinking they would never make it back) he
simply said he was glad he made it home.
With just two days left in his tour of duty, no
doubt home was on McKay’s mind and while
the death of a soldier is never easy news to
hear, it is an especially-bitter pill to swallow
when he would have been home with his
family and friends in just a matter of days.
And as I drove back to Huron County on a
warm day, filled with sunshine, I found myself
more grateful for the time I had spent with my
family, my friends, my girlfriend and my
sister’s two dogs, knowing that not all of us
were so lucky and that people were facing
much bigger problems than my inability to hit
the green on a 100-yard hole (which I’m still
not particularly happy about).
Upon returning home, we began watching
the hockey game and on the first intermission,
as he always does, Don Cherry acknowledged
a fallen soldier’s death, honouring McKay and
all he did for his country and its citizens.
Between the showing of support by hockey
analysts, complete strangers along the 401
corridor and an unusually large showing by
Toronto Fire Services (which is saying
something), the McKay family can know the
this country appreciated Kevin and the service
he gave to his country.
In talking with Stewart on Friday, he said
that more education on the Second World War
and the stories of its soldiers wouldn’t hurt.
However, in a different light, it’s clear that
Canadians are getting an education on modern
warfare and its costs, because with nearly 150
Canadian deaths since 2002 as well as tens of
thousands of Americans throughout the war on
terror, this generation has certainly been no
stranger to conflict and its consequences.
Chain newspapers picking sides
A show of support
The biggest change in ownership of
Ontario newspapers in many years is
very much an anti-climax, because it
does not benefit readers.
The Canwest chain, which was controlled
by the Asper family and includes dailies in
several major Ontario cities, has been bought
by investors led by Paul Godfrey, who has
been president and chief executive officer of
its flagship National Post here for the past
year.
This suggests business will continue as
usual. The Aspers were noted for their extreme
right-wing Conservative and personal
philosophies, which dominated their papers
and particularly the National Post.
There obviously is room for a Conservative
view in newspapers and they are expressed
also in Toronto by the Toronto Sun, which is
consistently Conservative, and The Globe and
Mail, an unreliable ally but mostly
Conservative when the chips are down.
The Toronto Star, Canada’s biggest-selling
paper, is unfailingly Liberal in its editorials,
but in Toronto media overall Conservatives
have more of a voice.
The Aspers, as part of their far-right
philosophy, constantly used the National Post
to criticize Ontario’s human rights laws,
which over the past five decades have helped
many threatened by racial and many other
forms of discrimination, but they felt
interfered with the rights of others,
particularly business.
Many of these laws oddly, were created by
Progressive Conservatives starting as far back
as the 1960s, but the Aspers had a much
different view of what Conservatism is.
The Aspers took aim also at some of the
many laws to protect that have become the
trademark of Liberal Premier Dalton
McGuinty, which include restrictions aimed at
curbing smoking and dangerous dogs, and
warned he is creating a nanny state.
The National Post is fiercely anti-union,
providing huge space for those representing
business to criticize unions and commentaries
on workplace law that are virtually a primer on
how employers should get rid of troublesome
employees and make no attempt at balance or
recognizing employers sometimes may be
wrong.
The National Post’s latest target has been
the federal Liberals’ attempt to encourage
children in low-income families to eat healthy,
homegrown foods, which will seem sensible to
many, but the paper sees as the state imposing
its will on Canadians’ kitchens.
The Aspers also used the National Post
constantly to promote Israeli Jews in their
dispute with Palestinians, which has
been a longstanding deterrent to peace in that
region and the world and therefore affects
everyone.
They ignored Western nations trying to
atone for the Holocaust, gave a small area as
an independent state for Jews and they have
increased this many times through military
strength, forced out many Arabs, brought
in millions of Jews from around the world
to replace them and continue to build
permanent settlements in defiance of
international law.
The National Post in its obsession published
1,168 stories and letters mentioning Israel last
year, overwhelmingly supportive of that
country’s policies, and on occasions failed to
publish news reports that showed Israel in an
unfavourable light. No Ontario paper in recent
decades has been so one-sided in support of a
cause.
Godfrey has been a Conservative from his
early days in municipal politics in Toronto. He
was an adviser to Conservative premier, Frank
Miller, briefly in the 1980s.
Miller was the most right wing premier in
memory and once advocated a flat tax on
incomes, something no other premier dared.
Godfrey once ran the Toronto Sun,which
until the National Post was founded, was the
most right wing newspaper in Toronto and
operated on two basic precepts: it should never
support left-wing causes and always support
Israel.
These were laid down by lawyer and
Conservative insider supreme Eddie
Goodman, who raised the money to start it.
Godfrey stuck faithfully to these past roles
and there is not much room for optimism he
will change course, except he will have to
satisfy business investors who are more
interested in protecting their money.
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