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4 Clinton News-Record, Thursday, ;November 20, 1979
Editorial comment
We need a Chamber of Commerce
back on its feet. Then came the big boost
of the Douglas Point project nearby and
Suddenly it was a boom town with.
Wilding going on all over the place.
Such a transition could take place here.
The most important element in bringing
the turn-around, is the change in attitude
from defeatism to boosterism,
In such a change, a Chamber of
Commerce could 12e very important. It
could work to help publicity the town in
the county, in the province and across the
country. At present, only the bad news
goes out and everyone gets .a negative view
of our town in other centres.
. But isn't the present Clinton Retail
Merchants Association enough?
No. The retail merchants association is
a good group but it is limited in scope, It
is primarily an organization to promote
business. We would like to see an
organization that would not only take in
stores and other retail businesses, but
representatives of industries and non-retail
businesses who have no part of the
association. We would like to see a
positive program of promotion of the
town as a commercial, industrial and
cultural centre.
For this, a Chamber of Commerce
would be most helpful.
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will refer to a hat water bot-
tle, rather than shock treat-
ment to the party of the
second part.
ITEM. It will clearly be
understood who is to put out
the garbage, who will get up
to close the window, who will
get up to shut up the baby,
who will get the car on open-
ing day of the trout season,
ITEM. Neither partner
shall spend' more than ten
minutes during each 24 hours
telling the other partner what
a hell of a day he/she had at
'work/home,
ITEM, She will not say,
more than once a week, "You
never say you love me any-
More." And he will refrain
from replying, "Certainly I
love you; new will you quit
bugging me about it?"
ITEM. Neither party will
promise the kids something
ridiculous, then confront the
partner with a fait adcompli,
ITEM. The male partner
May invite anyone for a drink
or dinner regardless of hair
curlers; "the house is a mess,"
"there's not a thing in the
house to eat," Or "you might
have a little consideration for
me," rrtm. Males will refrain
from shouting violently,
"Why is there never any
peaee around here?" Females
will not hit, except in the
clinches, (I have scars.)
Carry on chaps. I've just
begun. There's motley, jell-
busy, sulking, teasing, nag-
ging, baele-seat driving, deco-
rating, There have been far
too Many hooka- written
abOut sex and marriage. Let's
get down to the realities,
The' Argyle Syndicate
is another howler that could
be jettisoned. When I'm pracs
tically dying with the 'flu, she
has less sympathy than she
would have for a rattlesnake
making its death rattle. And
if there'a anything I can't
stand, it's having a sick wife
malingering around the place
and not getting the meals,
The last bit of farce at our
wedding was when the
preacher, being a little •coy,
looked at me and asked,
"Would you care to salute the
bride?" It was an Anglican
ceremony and I was a bit at
sea anyway. In addition, I
was just out of the air force,
where "salute' meant just
that.
I gawked at him as he re-
peated the question, "Well;" I
thought, "if this is the way
these Anglicans do it, O.K.,"
made a smart left turn and
Was about to Whip up a
snappy salute, when my
bride, who knew the damn
fool was telling me• to kiss
her, solved the situation, by
grabbing me around the neck
and kissing me. It was a beau-
tiful kiss. I got a rnduthful of
her veil and that's about all.
But with my personal ex-
perience, and in view of the
divorce rate today, I'd go fur-
ther than the modern kids do.
Not only would I bring the'
service up to date, I'd Maid
on an air-tight contract to be
signed by both parties before
they swore to anything.
There'S not nearly enough
speed here to set out the 'eons
tract in full, but giVe zott
skeleton, and .YOtai—can fill in
the flesh,
ITEM,. If either party 'suf.
feta froth Cold feet, he Or she
For some time now Mayor Don
Symons has been saying that he would
like to see the Clinton Chamber of
Commerce reactivated.
We understand the chamber died a slow
death by stagnation a few Years ago and
died so quietly no one knows just when
the time of death was set,
The advantage such organizations can
give a town is being seen this week by the
amount of free publicity the town of
Kincardine is getting with its Chamber
sponsored stagecoach travelling to the
Grey Cup parade in Toronto.
The venture is spreading Kincardine's
name across Ontario and, when the
stagecoach participates in the parade,
across all Canada, All this will cost the
town little, and although it is hard to
measure the success of the project in
terms of money, it will probably net the
town new business in the long run, not to
mention the feeling of pride it gives to the
people of the town.
It wasn't too long ago that Kincardine
was in a state somewhat like Clinton is
now. Industry had been pulling out of the
town like mice deserting a sinking ship,
But hard work by organizations such as
the Chamber of Commerce and members
of the town council, helped put the town
Dreamers wake
Last week a local businessman , made
the kind of statement that makes us feel a
little weak.
We asked him what he thought of the
plan outlined in this paper on November
12 that suggested development of the area
between the town of, Clinton ' and CFB
Clinton to create one large town.
"Oh," he said, "I guess it's something
for them to dream about anyway."
After we recovered, from the urge to
knock his head off, we tried to explain
something to the man. What the whole
article tried so hard to point out, was that
this idea does not have to be a dream. If
we sit on our fat fannies and dream about
it it will always remain a dream. But if we
get up on our feet for a change and set
out to work for it, every facet of that plan
could be put into reality. ) •Feypu rap le 'co m epts on„ I
have come into our office from people
who should know something about the
possibilities of the plan, from planning
officials, educators and politicians. 'The,
most important thing they point out
abqut the proposal is that it is a positive
plan, something that has been becoming
increasingly rare in this part of the
country in recent years.
It's hard to believe, when talking to
persons such as the businessman in
question, that little more than a hundred
years ago, the ancestors of the peopia who
are so conservatively minded now, were
some of the most exciting people in the
world.
Those people had imagination. Those
people had energy and hope. They had to
Young people of today, as we
all know, don't want to do
anything the way their elders
did it. This includes getting
married.
Most still stick to the tra:
ditional service, but many
modern wedding ceremonies
are completely different from
the time-honored and time-
worn ceremony that most of
us endured,
Nowadays, instead of hear-
ing the .organ triumphantly
booming "Here Comes the
Bride," you may be startled,
but shouldn't be surprised, to
near someone belting out
"Hey, rude!" — With guitar
accompaniment.
Instead of the comforting,
traditional and often anachro-
nistic passages in the ortho-
dox ceremony, you may hear
an erotic poem by Leonard
Cohen.
Any day now, 'll see
the Men lined aip to
Ou
kiss the
groom On both cheeks and
shake hands with the btide.
In many ways, I agree with
the trend. I had the devil's
own time with My wife be-
fore our nuptial vows were
finally nuptiallized.
She wanted the "obey"
deleted from the phrase,
"love, honor and obey," and
fought me right up to the
after, where she muttered it
Only to avoid a scene, And, of
tourse, She has never obeyed
me since,
Another bit that got her
back tip was, "With nly body
I thee horior,"
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spoken by the
groom only, She look it the
wrong„ way, And thought it a
perfec example of male vani-
ty.
-hi sickness and in health"
I'm not much of a one for
doing things alone. Seems to me
that almost everything in life,
the good and the bad, is more
fun or easier to bear if it's
shared.
When you get right down to it
I suppose that's the real blessing
of marriage. "The quiet comfort
of companionship," as
somebody said.
Still, I think there are times
when being alone may be a kind
of therapy. Once or twice a year,
as I've been doing this week, I
get away by myself for a couple
of days and give all my grouches
and frustrations and worries,
such as they are, a good airing.
It is a form of escape, I guess.
Certainly to be beyond the reach
of the mail man, the newspapers,
the telephone and the
bill-collectors is at least
temporarily tranquilizing. About
the only way I can be reached at
my hermitage is by Indian
smoke signals and this gives me
the splendid illusion of being
detached from the rest of the
silty:old,world. • ,
But =the escape can also mean
a period of reflection and
provides a perspective so that
you may look down from a great
height, as it were, at what
suddenly seem to be some rather
pygmy-sized troubles. Like those
aerial maps that reduce
mountains to ant-hills, things
seem very different from the
reaches of solitude.
I almost always come back
75 YEARS AGO'
The Huron News-Record
November 27, 1895
The previous good condition
of the roads did not require
much snow to give fairly good
sleighing last Saturday. There
was in consequence a large
number of farmers in town and a
big amount of business
transacted. •
Mr. James Smith the other
day purchased at Woodstock a
beautiful snow white Shetland
pony, and it is greatly admired.
The Conservative Electors of
West Huron, should at once
re ppare for action. 'A Riding
Convention will be held at
Smith's Hill on Tuesday,
December 10, to nominate a
candidate for the House of
Commons. Hon. Dr. Montague,
the talented member for
Haldimand, and several other
ministers will be present.
55 YEARS AGO
The Clinton New Era
November 25,1915
By the death of Mrs. William
Simpson, Clinton loses one of its
oldest and Most respected,
citizens. For many year$ Mr. and
Mrs. Simpson conducted a store
here and for the past few years
Mrs. Simpson was assistant
matron at the Huron House of
Refuge.
Confidence prevails in the
minds of the Ontario License
COmniissioners that all club bars
in Ontario will be voluntarily
eloSed at eight o'clock.
Lest Sunday afternoon Rev. a.
1. Pairfull had a hatrOvv escape
at the C.P.R. crossing out of
Auburn. A heavy gale was
blowing, the top of the buggy
WAS tip, and jug as he was about
clear of the track a heavy mogul
and freight cars went past the
cow catcher grazing the bind
Wheels of the buggy.
40 YEARS AGO
The Clihton News Redord
November a0, 1930
Mr, Ian McLeod, Agricultural
unbearably philosophical as you
can see.
Being alone, for one thing,
makes you realize how much
you're conditioned by society
and how much value, true and
false, that you place on getting
along with other people.
On the debit side, it brings
out the Neanderthal Man in me.
I retrogress magnificently,
I eat the beans cold from the
can. I keep a supply of wood
precisely calculated to last just
so long as I am going to need
heat and no more. My beard
progresses from a wire stubble
into the soft, itchy beginnings of
the Rip Van Winkle model that
would surely be there to my
knees if I could stay as long as I
wished. My housekeeping
consists entirely of doing up the
zipper of my sleeping sack.
This, I suppose, is a form of
revolt against the fundamental
conformity of communal living
and probably explains why
recluses are not only eccentrics,
but almost always downright
unsanitary.„
On•, the credit 'side, I find a
sort of heightened response to
the things in nature that
ordinarily go unnoticed.
Though I am a sloth at home
I'm up with the dawn when
there's no need of it, prowling
the hills and the valley trails. To
observe wild life and vegetation
without the confirmation or
response of a comrade somehow
makes them seem a personal
Representative: and his assistant,
Mrs. H. L. Atkinson, are in
Toronto this week. They have
charge of the County Judging
Team and the ten boys who go
from Huron as guests of the
Government.
The death occurred on
Saturday of Robert Marshall,
who had been a Citizen of
Clinton for about 25 years. He
had, Until five years ago, run the
tobacco shop and pool room,
selling out to Mr. Mitchell.
From Auburn: One of the
most disastrous fires in recent
years in this village occurred on
Friday morning about two
o'clock when the hardware store
of Mrs. Nelson Hill took fire,
The Blyth and Goderich fire
brigades were called and did
splendid work in saving Dr.
Weir's house, which was very
close to the store.
25 YEARS AGO
•
The Clinton News Record
November 22, 1945
A beautiful memorial
window, the gift of the family,
was unveiled and dedicated at
our impressive, service in
Wesley-Willis United Church
Sunday morning to the memory
of the late Mr. and, Mrs. II, B.
Chant. For many years prior to
his death, Mr. Chant was
superintendent of the local
Electric Light Department.
Playing left wing for
Ordnauce Demobbers, Pte, Kelso
Streets, Clinton,-figured
prOminently in a recent hockeY
.match in the Apollo Skating
Rink Amsterdam, Holland, when
his team battled to e 4.4
deadlock with Fourth Battalion'
Air the Group Championship
Pte. Street scored for the tieing
goal.
The list of these Arriving
hotne On the liner "Queen
Elizabeth" thiS Week includes
the following front Clinton: Spr.
R. H. Pickett, Gra. N, K.
Naafis, Pie. J., P. Murray,
15 YEARS AGO
The Clinton News-Record
November 24, 1955
Nine minutes, after the deer
season officially opened in
Huron County two local farmers
were forced to put a sudden stop
to their hunting when a charge
of buckshot from behind
wounded them in the legs and
hips. Keith Tyndall and Clark
Ball are in Clinton Public
Hosptial recovering from their
wounds.
Wilfred J. Denomme was
acclaimed president of Canadian
Branch No. 140 of the Canadian
Legion at the November
nomination meeting.
10 YEARS AGO
The Clinton News Record
November 24, 1960
Opening three schools in one
day iS a major task even for
practiced politicians and both
Hon, J. P. Roberts and Charles
S. MacNaughton began to feel
the strain last Friday. During the
afternoon the addition to South
Huron District High School in
Exeter was opened.
The new retail outlet of the'
Brewers Warehousing. Company
was opened in Clinton at the
corner of Maple and Mill Streets
last Thursday evening.
Mrs. Lymburner is chairman
of the Women's Advisory
Committee, Ontario Department
of Trade and Development.
The last thing any woman
wants to be is average.
Nevertheless, I have gathered
some interesting details in recent
years on what is "the average
Ontario woman."
At the outset, I had better
make it clear that I see the
following statistics as average,
and the woman they supposedly
represent as very much an
individual. In any case, here it is:
She is 5 ft. 4 inches tall and
weighs 132 lbs. She eats 3,200
calories a day and is always
going on a diet. The Ontario
woman annually consumes:
— 160 lbs. of meat; 353 eggs;
91 lbs. Of sugar; •
seven!-' lbs. cheedel 103:
' potatoes;
— 100 lbs. of fresh fruit; 100
lbs. of bread;
— 21 lbs. of coffee; 244
quarts of milk;
— 42 hot dogs;' 191 bottles of
pop;
— 146 packs of cigarettes; 183
ounces of whiskey.
Some of the things the
average woman doesn't like to
hear is that annually she throws
4f),(1 lbs. of edible food in the
garbage; she watches television
fIve hours a day; spends a year
of her life on the telephone; uses
$50 worth of cosmetics
annually; spends one and a half
times as much on clothing as her
husband; charges 50 per cent of
her purchases and returns 13 per
cent of them.
Indeed, the shopping habits of
women in Ontario have
far-reaching economic
implications that are not always
appreciated. Ontario women
spend or influence the spending
of an estimated 80 cents of
every recall dollar.
That's why in the
Women's Advisory Committee
make a point of urging that
Ontario women consider buying
Canadian-manufactured goods.
Trade, of course, is a two-way
street, and we don't suggest
Shopping Canadian for
nationalism's sake. Only that
Canadian goods and products be
considered When price and
quality compare favorably with
imported items.
There are important dividends
in Shopping Canadian. It helps
create jobs, encourages our
manufacturers to improve their
goods and services, and helps
factories reduce their unit costs
and export at competitive prices.
All these factors enhance our
standard of living. And I have no
doubt that the illusive "average"
Ontario woman will go along
With that,
The editor,
would like to take this
opportunity to acknowledge the
superb, ill depth, and *tool
article your paper presented to
its readers in the November 12
issue, concerning the hope and
aspirations of Clinton for the
future. Being chairman of
Clinton's Industrial Committee,
I would like to assure you that
this article will be kept operrin
our files for constant reference.
Let me say also that I am sure
the citizens not only of the town
of Clinton, but of the
surrounding area, took much
comfort in this article, for
recently they have • only been
facing a barrage of headlines and
speeches on the loss of capital
unemployment and thirdly,
human resources, which will
effect the area tremendously
with the closing of the Forces
Base. Now they can visualize the
prospects of Clinton, its possibl
routes to a hopefully unlimite
success in the future.
Being chairman of th
Industrial Committee I would
very pleased and interest
indeed to see this article get th
widest circulation possible. No
only could it be sent to othe
newspapers for puplication, bu
parts of it could be used I
pamphlet form as advertisin
sponsered by the Tow
Industrial Committee to be use
as part of our presentation
interested parties. Incidently
copy of the paper containin
this article is already on its wa
to an interested party i
Chicago.
Huron County, to my belie
offers its citizens the best an
place could offer — relativel
free from pollution, (now is th
time to set up our defences fo
arrest of potential sources o
serious pollution). Hum
County offers excellent touris
resorts, shopping outlets an
transportation links, and mos
important as far as any futur
resident of this area is concerne
schooling for their childre
which is second to none.
Agriculture, in all its forms, o
course is still the major indust
in Huron County and it is indee
,something to boast about. For
alit you have to•dois take a driV
ehroughOut the. country-side an
you will see twentieth centu
agriculture at its best. S
therefore when we have indust
starting to take a foothold i
Clinton, it will open a two-wa
street, one to supply a read
market to related industries an
county agricultural products wil
have a readily available an
stable consumer market.
In conclusion, I would mak
this recommendation; that
part-time- worker (a member o
council) cannot be sufficient fo
the task your article has pu
before us. What is needed is
full-time town manager o
administrator appointed by th
town, and naturally a prim
requisite being a graduate of
recognized course of study i
this field. Not only would thi
person pay his way in a ye
short period of time, he woul
more importantly give a sense o
direction to the town and allo
the town fathers to plan thei
strategy more comprehensive)
for presentation to industries
government bodies and above all
to people who elect them. A
present we are faced to only
table those things most pressing
and requiring immediate action,
Finally, I would like to thank
your newspaper on such a
masterful task once again, and I
feel with articles such as yours,
and the new interest being
shown by the citizens of Clinton
We are down the road of
progress.
Yours truly,
C. D. Denomme
Besides decorating the holiday
mail of Canadians, Christmas
Seals support year-round
research into all respiratory
diseases. This year the Canadian
Tuberculosis and Respiratory
Disease Association and its
constituents will spend
$325,000 on its research and
scholarship
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live. Although many of them were poor,
and many knew nothing of how to live in
the wild unsettled country, these people
took their families and belongings from
the settled world of Europe, across
thousands of miles of rough sea, to a new
continent where they staked claim to
forest-covered land and dreamed of a
bright and glorious future.,
What would they think of the timid
status-quo seekers who inhabit their land
today? ,Because it still is their land. We
have done little to earn our -title to it. We
inherited their hard work and ideas and
have added so little of our own. If that
generation of men and women could have
lived on to fulfill all their dreams, we
wonder how different our country would
be today.
It seems interesting that thisyear there
are onlr:Seven busressmen:(rkiti)pg for,;
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positions on council, and of these, three
are men who have recently started or are
about to start businesses in the town.
These are men who have a lot to worry
about without taking on the responsibility
of guiding the town's fortunes through
the next two years of trouble.
Yet these men feel it is important that
we have a strong council, important
enough . for them to offer time they
perhaps could use to increase their own
prosperity. Where are our other
businessmen who are well established and
should have more time to give to our
town? Are they so fat and happy that
they don't care if the town improves and
grow but only that their taxes stay as low
as possible?
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discovery and more to be
cherished.
Thoreau said, "The
perception of beauty is a moral
test," but Thoreau was a man
who chose to walk alone and,
without distractions, the beauty
of nature is inescapable whether
the walker is perceptive or not.
There is, too, the transient
luxury of being responsible only
to yourself.
In our day-to-day living, as
you realize only when you draw
back from it, we're like
marionettes worked by the
strings of the conventions and
duties of the group. At least half
our actions and more than half
our words, are involuntary.
When a man awakens in the
morning his day stretches befOre
him like a narrow bridge.
I suppose that accounts for
the pleasurable feeling of
awakening in solitude and saying
,to yourself, "I can do anything I
want to do today, anything!"
The fact that there's practically
'nothing that needs doing only
adds,-tothe joy,ofit., eie e- • A steady "kiiet of that, • I
imagine, could drive you
completely mad. Two or three
days of it are enough for me. I
get lonely.
But as a respite from the
rigors of running with the pack,
of magnifying your petty
irritations, of taking yourself far
too seriously, I've never found
anything to beat a self-imposed
exile.
No woman
wants to be
average
BY LILAH LYMBURNER