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HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton News-Record, 1970-06-11, Page 3HAYTER—MCLEAN The wedding took place on urday May 16 of Gerald John yter, son of Mr. and Mrs. er Hayter, Varna, Ontario to ry Margaret , McLean, ghter of Mr. and Mrs. J.C. Lean, Stratford, Ontario. Rev. Ferguson conducted the service held in Knox Presbyterian Church, Stratford. The couple travelled to Ottawa for a wedding trip. They will reside at RR 1 Varna. ews of Londesboro BY MRS. BERT ALLEN The Womens Institute met au dn es day evening. The sident welcomed a goodly mber of guests from Clinton d Seaforth. An invitation was received m Auburn W. I. to meet with m on June 16 at 8.00. Tiger plop W. L also extended an itation to attend their Lilac a and card party on June 17 at 0 to be held in Carlow. Mrs. Alice Buchanan gave a I art of the District Annual Ling held recently in St. • len's. Two solos by Elaine ncent .accompaning herself on e guitar were enjoyed. Guest speaker Constable Ken strong O.P.P. of Stratford'' ye a most interesting,,aecount,, the activities of the 0.V.P.' eir division in Perth being the d largest in North America. He o stressed the need of the -operation of the public. Mrs. Doreen Cjter conducted questionnaire on Traffic Rules. Bake Sale was • held at the se. Pauline Airdrie held a iscellaneous shower on June 4 r her friend Donna Clifton of ippen, classmates and friends tended. Mr. and Mrs. Jim Kidd of Igary spent a weekend cently with their cousins the acorn's. A family get together enjoyed at the home of Miss ith Beacom on Sunday. Mrs. Gordon Robinson and rs. Cowan received word of the ath of their cousin • Jimmy oberton of Winnipeg. He had n in ill health for the past w years passing way May 27. n elder brother pre-deceased m. Surviving are his wife and o sons and twO sisters. Mr, and Mn.. Gordon Curts of kona spent Sunday with Mr. d Mrs, Ech Youngblut. Ed who ent the past four months in hospital was able to return home last week feeling considerably better. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Meadows of Liverpool, England who were recent guests with Mi. Ephraim Snell visited with Mr. and Mrs. Morgan Jones on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Larry Biggin of London also spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Jones. Varna news BY FRED McCLYMONT The June meeting of the United Church Women was held in the Church last Thursday evening with an attendance of • The 'president Mrs: William Dowson opened the meeting with a poem "Goon dreaming". Group Three were in charge of devotions. Mrs. Sohn Ostrom read the scripture lesson, Mrs. Charles Reid gave the Meditation and prayer was offered by Mrs. Ronald Taylor. Mrs. Perce Johnston took up the offering and Mrs., Lyle Hill dedicated it. A long playing record was played which was sung by the Bayfield Ladies Trio. Mrs. Bev. Hill read a poem "Grandma's off her rocker", Mrs. Fred McClyinont gave a talk "Thoughts on Stewardship", Mrs. Malcolm Davidson of Brucefield showed a number of slides of life in India taken by Mr. Davidson on a recent trip to India. Mrs. William Dawson conducted the business session. Thirty calls were made in the last month to sick and shut-ins. The roll call was answered by a donation to the Hospital Auxiliary. A donation was made to the Vacation Bible School which will be held in July. A Church picnic was planned for early in July. The meeting was closed with the Lords' Prayer and Group Two served lunch. GREAT * BUXTON * TILLEY * LONDON BILLFOLDS KEY CASES UTILITY CASES BRIEF CASES and LUGGAGE (Gold Lettered Free!) FOR DAD 1$1 if .j ifli ,1 daWkitittililii i,UU Hash Ptappies SLIPPERS. 'SANDALS: MOCCASINS,.,•,_ CASUA LS . AIEN'S CLOTHING POOTW—EAR 461;:0-0 NOTICE TO DESTROY NOXIOUS. WEEDS NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN to all Property Owners in Huron County In accordance with the Weed Control Act. R.S.O. 1960, Sec. 3, 13, 19, and amendments thereto, that unless noxious weeds growing on their lands are destroyed by July 2, and throughout the Season, tho Municipality may enter upon the said lands and have the weeds destroyed, charging the costs against the land in taxes, as set out in, the Act. The to-001111On of all citizens is solicited, ALEX CHESNEY, Weed hiSPettOri County'of Baton RExAu,ANNVAt SUNSHINE SALE ANNUAL JUNE 11 to 17 REXADENT TOOTHPASTR RIGHT GUARD With Fluoride, 3 Tubes, 11 lb.) CAMERA Instant Load 126 Film Load With Free Flash Cube $11.49 only $5,99 LIGHTER FLUID-8 oz, Reg. 50c for 39c • Anti Perspirant 6 or. „Reg, s1a5 ea.-3 for $1 99 Reg. $1.59 fca $1.29 ADRIENNE HAIR SPRAY 11 f4.—Reg. $1 89 Sale Only 38c BATTERIES , Size D Standard Reg, Price 35c ea, 6 for 66c HOT WATER BOTTLES 214 gt.-99c PANTY HOSE Only 77c HEAD & SHOULDERS SHAMPOO Family Size Only S1 73 SECRET SPRAY DEODORANT 3 oz. only 79c RUBBER GLOVES Reg. 59c Special 3 for $1.00 CREST TOOTHPASTE $1,69 Size for $1.33 79c Size for 66p These Are Just A Few Of The Many Items On Sale Pick Up Your Hand Bill For A Complete List ,NEWEOMBE Pharmacy PkESCRIPTIONS CHICKEN BARBEQUE ,AT CONSTANCE FORRESTER'S HALL Thursday, June 11 5:30 8:00 P.M. 'Adults — $1.50 Children under 12, 75c. Preschoolers FREE 24b Hensall District Co-Operative BEAN CONTRACTS We haue a COMPLETE LINE of Seed, Fertilizer' and Chethicalitfoe YourA Needs • {.1 A • • BUY AT YOUR CO-OPERATIVE HENSALL ZURICH BRUCEFIELD • News. of Constance, ainton Nows-FiecFrci Thur4dy, up9 .1); i ip Toothpaste WonderFood—I6-oz. Marshmallows Assorted-15-oz, Jar flick's Pickles Poor Marvin. Muchpot didn't know what he was missing. Marvin went along for years on end living in blissful ignorance. Every ,morning he got up, had breakfast, kissed his wife, drove the kids to school and got to work on time — well usually anyway. At night he came home and relaxed, read the paper and ate supper. He enjoyed being surrounded by his family and although he enjoyed his job, he spent as much time at home as he could. Then one night after a long evening of relaxing in the living room while the television blared away in one corner he discovered what he 'had been missing and his life was never again the same. He wasn't really watching the set but after the kids had gone to bed and he finished his evening paper he began watching just for something to do. It took just three hours, ten and one-half minutes to make Marvin realize he had been wasting his life. First he realized that his small, foreign, economical car was just not right for him. How could he not have seen before now that the tiger buried deep inside him was just waiting to be let free behind the shiny, new, 22-foot-long, 585 horsepower, Sex-mobile? Poor man. Then he learned he was using the wrong toothpaste and underarm deoderant and wasn't even using a mouthwash at all. He hardly had enough hair on his shiny dome to use the marvellous Slick-o hair cream that would have had all those beautiful young things in bathing suits hanging on his shoulder sighing how glad they were that he had "come back." Next he learned that he was missing out even on his education by watching that drab black and white television instead of a wide-screen colour set. How had he ever gotten along all these years without one? That was the final blow. He realized that he just was not' sexy in a sexy world. First Marvin became depressed, then The June meeting of Tuckersmith Unit 1, The Friendly Unit, was held at the home of Mrs. George Henderson. The roll call — a vegetable by the name of your initials was answered by 23 members and one visitor. Mrs. Berry and Mrs. W. Haugh were in charge of the devotion. Mrs. Berry opened the meeting with a welcome to all and thanked Mrs, Henderson for the use of her home. The Doxology was sung followed by the Lord's Prayer in unison. Mrs. Haugh gave a very fine paper on the ways and life of Indians. Mrs. George Henderson and Mrs. Cliff Henderson sang two duets. This part of the meeting closed with singing "Will Your Anchor Held You In The Storms Of Life". This being the last meeting Mostly in fon By Keith .Rogiston: AhgrY. He .tossed and turned all night. Then, in the morning, the truth came to idiP. Of course his situation wasn't terminal, .All dinse .ads had promised he eould change, That's just 'what he'd .do, So that day on his lunch-hour, Marvin went out and mortgaged his house to the hilt and bought the big cart, complete _with such 44i-final features as stereo music coming from under the 'rigor carpeting, bidlet-pkoof glass and' a miniature bar with 58 kinds of liquor in the glove cempartment. He even talked himself into using the bar though he'd never liked the taste of alcohol. Still, he was a swinger now and anyone who watched the ads knew that all swingers drank constantly. Next he got a new 33-inch colour TV on which he watched the late news every night. Then .a taupe so he could use Slick-o hair cream. He had his teeth straightened, wore a girdle to pull in his sagging tummy, let his sideburns grow, cultivated a mustache, bought himself a suit with hell-bottomed pants and completed the ensemble with pink shirt and purple tie. It wasn't long though, before Marvin began to feel restless. It culminated one morning when he took a good look at his wife as she served him his morning coffee and breakfast — her curlers sprouting in all directions like a drunken cactus bush, a sloppy nightgown that was about as sexy as an old blanket, and slippers so beat up they looked like they had been run over by a herd of elephants. This wasn't what the ads had promised. It took him just five minutes to reach his decision. That day he quit his job, started divorce proceedings, packed his bags and moved to the city where he took a bachelor pad. ' His last alimony cheque was accompanied by a post card from the French Riviera where he says he is making a good living as a gigalo—at 43 years of age. Advertising pays. until Sept. Mrs Berry closed with the following message. "May The Lord watch over us while we are absent from each other," The President Mrs. Paterson chaired the business part of the meeting and reminded the group of the ham and strawberry supper to be held on June 24. A committee was appointed to assist with the vacation school in July. Seven and a half dollars were raised in the "five cents for the number of shoes you use", venture. Collection was taken and dedicated. A picnic is to be held at the Church in the near future. Mrs. Peterson closed the meeting with prayer. The hostess and her assistants, Mrs. Rogerson, Mrs. Ery Sellery. Mrs. Wailers and Mrs. Stuart served ice cream and cake. BY MARY_ Nicit,W.AIN Mr—And Mrs. Fonds Van der .140144,. Paul, Mark, And Margie nf . Oakville, Miss Margie. Whyte of spent the weekend with 13i11.40d ..Torn Whyte, .john Thenapaqh, Betty and Sharon, Mrs. Wilfred Scott and Brenda, Mrs. Ken Thompson And Jpan attended a shower on Friday evening held by .Mrs. Carter Kersialte Of.staff4 for her daughter Miss Brenda Kerslake p ,tori..4oirmt.opihpefx4w40040.1pg June 10 Miss Agnes .11averkarnp attended. the wedding of Miss Susan Demo 'held in Sarnia on Saturday. Mr. and lvf rs. —FrAnIt* ROPY . spent Friday in London. Mr. and Mrs. John Thompson and family spent Saturday with their parents, Mr. and Mrs, Terrence Bunter of Colborne, to celebrate their 47 wedding anniversary. Mr, and Mrs. William Dale and Mrs. Ella Jewitt attended the ex,Wardenls Banquet held at the Tiger Dunlop Inn on Wednesday evening. Mr. and Mrs, Case Wammes of Blenheim were Sunday visitors with Mr. and Mrs, John Wammes and family. Mr. and Mrs, Ross Anderson and family of Bornholm spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Fred 'Buchanan and family. Mr. John Turner of Tuckersmith and Mr. Earl Lawson of Clinton spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Reg. Lawson, John and Elizabeth, to celebrate John's birthday, Sunday visitors with Mrs. Luther Sanders were Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Keyes of Hensall and Mr. and Mrs. Watt Webster of Varna. A 25 wedding anniversary was celebrated on Sunday for Mr. and Mrs. Ken Thompson in the Seaforth Lions Park with their relatives attending. Mr. and Mrs. George Mcllwain visited on Sunday with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Walter Kingswell of Huronview. The Canadian Foresters of Court Constantine attended the Court - Facination Birthday Banquet held at Carlow on Thursday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Jack Medd and Kerri, and Mr. and Mrs. Clifford Adams spent Sunday in Mildmay and visited with Mr. and Mrs. Alvin Rentz and family and Mr., „Bernard Tyhe. Mrs: nOriitalabY*, returned home on Monday from visiting with Mr. and Mrs. Russell Fleming of Seaforth. Mrs. W. T. Whyte returned home on Wednesday from Clinton Public Hospital. We Instant Coffee Sunspun-11-oz. Jar Coffee'Creamer PIZZAS would like. to wish her a SPeVOY Mr. and. Mrs. Erik Fogt, Carol and Jimmy of Streetsvillip spent the weekend with Mn, and Verne Pale, on route home from their liglidaYs spent at Winnipeg:, Miss Doreen Riley of Stratford Vent a few days this week with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Ben Riley and family. Obituary MRS. WILLIAM W, CALDVVELL Mrs. William W. Caldwell, 57, Brucefield, died Tuesday, June 2, 1970, at Clinton. Public Hospital where she had been a patient for the past three months. Mrs. Caldwell, the former Margaret Coleman, was born in Hibbert Township, a daughter of the late Mr. and Mrs. Robert Coleman. Besides her husband, she is survived by one daughter, Mrs. Fred (Alice) Deichert; three sons Robert, Kenneth and Gordon all of Clinton; four grandchildren, three brothE(rs, George Coleman, Moose Jaw, Sask., Harold Coleman, Seaforth, Clarence Coleman, of Hibbert Township. Funeral service was held Thursday, June 4 from Ball Funeral Home in Clinton. Interment was in Baird's cemetery, Stanley Township. Pallbearers were Jack Taylor, Walter Baird,, Ken McCowan, Mel Graham; Victor Taylor, Clarence LeBeau. Flower Bearers were nephews Robert Laing, William Taylor, Donald Coleman, Ronald Deichert. ,Brucefield I5-oz. Beef or Irish Box amommavormalomma SCHNEIDER'S BUY ONE`—. GET ONE FREE AU For $1.96 Mother Parker's (Plus 15 Bags, Free) Tea Bags, 60s 69c Mother Parker's- .10-oz. (Deal Pack) $1.49 59c Crown—Unsweetened 4843z. Grapefruit or Orange Jaffa Juice 2/69c Pepsodent—Giant Size—Prepriced 69e Special 55c 2/69c 2/69c Burns Stews 3/$1 Ritz Biscuits 53c 32 oz. 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