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HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton News-Record, 1970-04-16, Page 3My Window A little like. a 'sterile cuckoo' Shirley Keller Photo by G. Dumont, London HENRY -- LEAFLQOR FROZEN FOOD mermemeaseilmmamem BANQUET BRAND —B OZ, Pot Pies BEEF, CHICKEN or TURKEY 3 For 79c PRODUCE CALIFORNIA No. 1-24s JU ZE HEAD LETTUCE 2 For 35c U6A No. 1-,,PINK.,.,66: Grapefruit 12 For 99c NO.AlkitA CUCUMBERS 23t Each caw SALE NOW 0 For 7 Days this is an .absolutely true story— I MO yo.4. not) who would have been totally lovely had she been just a. little 'hotter endowed above the waist and below the chin. in plain language, the poor little thing was flat-chested. That's not one of my figure faults so I have no way of knowing just how wounded this. YCinng lady really was, but I have heard that it can be quite a blow to certain females if development in the bust area is somewhat less than desired. Being a modern miss, she decided to do something about it. _She went to one of these "we-can-fix-anything." beauty bars to be inflated . in just the right places. Apparently the operation was successful. The young lady was not disappointed. For a few months, she put forth a better "front" than she ever had before. I don't know all the ins and outs of the story — but this morning I heard the ups and downs of it. The gal is now , suing her bosom builder for something Madelaine Lane Auxiliary Sale had both been most successful. A few members volunteered to help with the Red Cross canvas the first week in May. Plans for two wedding banquets will be discussed at the May singing of Hymn 109, after meeting. which Mrs. Royce Macaulay read Mrs. Frank Mutch then gave a Psalm 23 and Mrs. Viola very complete and detailed Lampman led in prayer. The introduction on the study — treasurer's report showed the book of China. recent two projects launched by Assisting Mrs. Homuth with the Auxiliary, The St. Patrick's the lunch were Mrs. Ronald Tea and the Giant Rummage Rudd and Mrs. Robert Gibb. like $75,000 1041150 tZe 6f her breasts, to iltlote the rievvSbroadcaster, "sprang a leak and went flat" Comments like that make me Wonder just how this bosom building is accomplished. It sounds to me as though it must be done by much the same technique as they use to firm-up heavy-duty tractor tires by loading them with some kind of special fluid. I remember when we lived on the farm it was a black day indeed when all the fluid went out of the tractor tires. I can imagine how upsetting it could be for a woman if All her buxom beauty began to drip away little by little, But to find yourself at half-mast with only one side of you in full bloom must be more than the average stout hearted gal could stand. I hope this girl collects her $75,000 or whatever it is. After all, what price do you put on disfigurement, dampened spirits and soul-deep embarrassment. I have only one word to say to this wretched woman: It is better to have had and lost than never to have had at all. On Tuesday evening, April 7th, fourteen members of the Madeleine Lane Auxiliary of St. Andrews' met at the home of the President, Mrs. Robert Homuth, for their April meeting. The meeting opened with the OUR GASOLINE... THE REST, SAY FOLKS WHO'VE GIVEN IT THE TEST NOW FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT The CLOUD "NINE" ROOM At HOTEL CLINTON FRIDAY NIGHT, JEAN ON THE ORGAN SATURDAY. NIGHT, AMATEUR NIGHT A PRIZE WILL BE GIVEN TO THE BEST PERFORMER Contestant Must Register At The Bar Before 10 p.m. YOU'LL ENJOY .DINING .DANCING .SPARKLING ENTERTAINMENT AT ELM HAVEN MOTEL CLINTON THIS WEEK IVIritic By THE BOB CATS EXOTIC DANCER JOYCE REDDY This Week Come See Us More than 350 items on sale Including VITAMINS—TOILETRIES—MEDICINES—STATIONERY SHAVING NEEDS—AND MANY MORE ITEMS Sale Dates Thursday, April 16 through Saturday, April 25 See your hand bill now in the mail For complete list of items M ARKET HENSALL - ONTARIO Area weddings -6OOPFELLQW,.114gY place toy two- white roses: flowers Wer0 yellow 'sweetheart. 'row, white stephanotis and trailing The matrons of honour, Mrs, Dorothy. .Bedard of Ooderich Were a Peer length gown of yellow mg de charm which had short *eves. and a Stand-up P1311,4 Misses Doreen Riley and Donna Riley of Stratford and. LondePhere, respectively, Wore gowns identical to that of the Matron of honour And all three attendants carried white ehryaanthemPina. The groom was attended by Jack. Goodfellow of Cornwall and guests were ushered to their seats by Lynden Goodfellow, Cornwall and (Pm Makela of Brampton. For the reception the Church parlours were decorated with daffodils and candles. The mother of the bride was gowned in a pink crimplene dress with matching hat and she wore a corsage of • white stephanotis, She was assisted in receiving the guest by the mother of the groom who chose a dress of blue crepe and wore a corsage of yellow roses, For the wedding trip to Florida, the bride donned a pink crimplene dress and white coat. Her accessories were black. The young couple will reside at 701 Don Mills Road, Don Mills, Ontario. Prior to her marriage, the bride was honoured at a shower for relatives at the home of Mrs, Lorne Hunking with Mrs. John Riley as co-hostess and a shower .for neighbours and friends in the Forester's Hall, Constance with Mrs. John Jewitt, Mrs. John Shepherd and Mrs. Jim Howatt as hostesses. CWL executive installed The new executive was installed at the annual meeting of the Catholic Women's League which was held in the parish hall. It includes: Past President, Mrs. Joseph Feeney; President, Mrs. Helen Leduc; Secretary, Mrs. Tom Feeney; First Vice President, Mrs. Michael Seminiuk; Second Vice President, Mrs. Jim Doherty; Third Vice President, Mrs. Audrey Bryant; Treasurer, Mrs. Dorothy Dupee; membership, Mrs. Patsy Armstrong. alimpn Now_03oPPrci., Thurscloy, April 16, 1370 3 PLENTY I've been giving some thought lately to discontinuing this polumn. I'm beginning to feel like the movie title "Sterile Cuckoo" UnlireOlActiVe and atupid. I seem to have gone dry of ideas and new formats. Every Week I write the same old things and every, week my style seems to get less and less exciting. Just when I think my problems are worse than anyone else's I bear something that makes me forget my little worries so that I can throw back my head and laugh. Today was one of these days and now I'm right on top of the world again. I suppose you heard about the young lady who was having the "big problem that is really little." You didn't? Well, it seems there was a lovely sweet young thing Want a home? Get a mortgage loan! That first mortgage you need for your residential or farm property may cost less than you think at Victoria and Grey Trust. If it's a good risk property, don't let money stand in your way. Just 'phOne Victoria and Grey. Kingston St., Goderich Thursday, April 16 -40 Wed., April-22 ziheitkaciciaq hft blossoin oirthescremi A FRANKOVICH PRODUCTION waTer innrio M8lT1-1311 Borman ene11.1$ Rower (to in.d.„wie Hawn as TONI TECHNICOLOR® L From Columbia Pictures (ADULT ENTERTAINMENT) ONE SHOWING ONLY at 8 P.M. on Thursday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday TWO SHOWINGS FRIDAY and SATURDAY at 7.30 and 9,20 Saturday, April 18 MATINEE "Tiko tahned Shark" At 2.00 p.m. A Young Wander Who Tamed A Man•Kilfer Shark Coming Next: "Butch,Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" (Adult Entertainment) Summerhill Ladies Club On April 8 the Summerhill Ladies Club met at the home of Verna Gibbings, Lorna Ellis opened the meeting with a poem called "I don't know what got into me," followed with the "Creed" and "The Lord's Prayer," Sixteen members ni,9j,;imyred roll call% grag"thelefaVorite recipe. Letters were read from The Canadian Red Cross Society and from The Clinton Hospital Auxiliary. Sandra Westerhout conducted a guessing contest won by Vera Gibbings. Allie Westerhout conducted a flower contest won by Lorne Ellis. The May meeting is to be held at Margaret Goods. The roll call is to be the exchange of plants, slips or bulbs, illiams Fuels Ltd.; 482-6633 CLINTON Distributor for all Shell Oil Products SHELL CHEMICALS The Protestant Chapel at CFB Clinton was the setting for the marriage between Linda June (Lynne) Leafloor, daughter of Captain and Mrs. H. W. Leafloor and John Lyle Henry, son of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Henry of RR 1, Blyth, Ontario, at 2 p.m. Saturday, March 21. Padre G. Youmatoff officiated at the double-ring ceremony and Miss Nancy Anderson, Auburn, played beautiful organ selections including "Ave Marie" and "Climb Every Mountain?" during the ceremony. The bride was given in marriage by her father and wore an A-line floor-length gown of white sculptured crimplene with an empire waistline, long sleeves and high round neckline. Her floor-length tulle veil was held in place by a miniature pillbox headpiece and she carried a bouquet of coral coloured chrysanthemums with ribbon streamers. Mrs. W. M. Mills, sister of the bride, was matron of honour and wore a floor-length A-line gown of coral coloured crimplene and featured a scalloped neckline and a large bow with ties falling from the empire waistline. She wore a tiny floral headpiece of matching colour and carried a Londesboro BY MRS. BERT ALLEN The Institute Sunshine Sister Banquet was held in the evening of April 6. Over forty members attended. The Aimwell Unit of the U.C.W. served a tasty turkey dinner. Dolores Howalt tendered a vote of thanks to the retiring President, Mrs. Josling for her efficient service during the past two years. Mrs. Josling replied thanking all for their co-operation. Several Sisters received a gift for perfect attendance. The revealing of the Sisters as always was a source of amusement, a few games of whist was then enjoyed the next meeting will be in the evening of Wednesday, May 6. Miss Anne Fairservice spent a few days last week with her friend Mrs. Easley of Oshawa. Mr. and Mrs. Murray Lyon and Mrs. Laura Lyon spent Saturday in London with Mr. and Mrs. Ron Neal. Mr. Harry Durnin who is under doctor's care in Clinton Hospital is well on the road to recovery. Mr. Earl Gaunt has been having a bout with pneumonia and is in Wingham Hospital but progressing favourably. nosegay • of white miniature chrysanthemums. Miss Faye Leafloor, junior bridesmaid, was identically ,gowned and also carried a nosegay of white miniature chrysanthemums, Best man was John Stadelman of Blyth. Usher was Ronald Henry, brother of the groom. At the reception that followed at the Officers' Mess Lounge, CFB Clinton, Mrs. Leafloor, the bride's mother, wore a dress and coat ensemble of pale mauve crimplene with black accessories and a mauve corsage. Mrs. Henry, mother of the groom, wore a beige crocheted dress, beige shoes, fuchsia coloured nylon ribbon hat and matching gloves and corsage. For a wedding trip to Southern Ontario and United States • the bride chose a crimplene dress of beige and yellow print with a yellow crimplene coat and hat and black accessories. Mr. and Mrs. Henry have taken up residence at RR 1, Auburn. Prior to her marriage Mrs. Henry was entertained at a shower given by Janice Henry, sister-in-law of the groom, and Mrs. Sandra Rathwell, sister of the groom. The seventh meeting of Holinesville Blossoms was held Tuesday, April 8. The meeting opened with the pledge. Minutes were read by Catherine Wise. Roll call was "One way to use dried fruit'. A discussion on fruit salads, jellied salads, more fruit desserts followed. Catherine Wise and Mrs. Yeo demonstrated how to make banana bread. A previously baked loaf was then sampled. PAINT AND FOIL When painting with a roller, line the roller tray with aluminum foil, advises the Canadian Paint Manufacturers Association. This will save you a clean-up later on. When your brushes are clean, dry and ready to be stored, wrap them in foil for protection. White - EA#Pr lilies madeA lovely setting .for the.c4041Pliiht wedding in. Londesboro ,United Church 911 Saturday, March A. 1970 .for the wedding which united Marilyn Annette Riley and Ronald M. Goodfellow. The . C. ..fleelseutlom performed the ceremony..* The bride is the (laughter of Mr, and Mrs. Ben Riley of Londesboro and the bridegroom is the son of M. and Mra, Frank Goodfellow, -Cornwall, To the strains of traditional wedding music, played by the organist, Mrs, Harry Lear, the bride was escorted up the aisle by her father, For her wedding, she chose a floor length satin gown with, imported lace motif, yoke, stand-up collar and long lace sleeves. The satin train was also trimmed with lace and the shoulder length veil was held in News of Middleton' Mrs, Jack Cole was the hostess for the Apidt meeting of the A.C.W. of St. James, Middleton held last Tuesday afternoon, April 7, This meeting was well-attended with ten members, six visitors and the Rector, the Rev. E.J.B. Harrison present. The President, Mrs. Edward Wise, -opened with two poems. Mrs. Joe Storey gave the prayer partners' prayer. Mr. Harrison was in charge of devotions. with the main theme of "Spring". This was also the thankoffering meeting. The annual meeting of the A.C.W. Diocese of Huron will be held April 20 and 21 in St. Paul's Cathedral, London with registration at Cronyn Hall at 9:30 a.m. Mrs. Keith Miller read the minutes and the roll call was a verse of a favourite hymn. A "thank-you" was received from Mr. and Mrs. A. Hudie for an Easter lily. Mrs. Alvin Dutot gave the treasurer's report. The members extend a sincere vote of thanks to Mr. ElWin McCullough for the gift of $10 to be used for music books for the choir, dedicated in loving memory of his mother, Mrs. Ben McCullough. The year 1972 will be the 100th year of our W.A. (now A.C.W.), It was decided annual plant sale meeting. Mrs. Dorothy Dumont of London' was the guest speaker; 'She Was .intiodaced Wise. Mrs. Dumont is no stranger to this group. When she resided In Clinton, she entertained the St. James A. C, W. on various occasions. Mrs. Dumont teaches crafts at the McCormick Home for the Aged in , London and brought three of the ladies from this residence to the meeting for an outing. The versatile Mrs. Dumont demonstrated her skill with a display of crafts and also showed colored slides of her trip to Scotland last summer. Mrs. Don Middleton moved the vote of thanks to this interesting speaker. Mr. Harrison closed the meeting with prayer, after which lunch was served by Mrs. Cole and Mrs. D. Middleton. In spite of ice and snow, this was a very pleasant "Spring"! meeting, A is SAVE BERG Sales -,serocp. installation FREE gSTIMAT4S Barn Cleaners Bunk Feeders $tabling Donald G. Ives . R.R. 2, BLYTH Phone Brussels 887-9024 13-20p lesienelegeleMeMaimymereelieritleeerebarea lkantiol ..ezeardireallIsiearle.....ereb?S‘Friera Club members on the second half of the roll call are to bring an article for an auction sale at the May meeting. Those on program are Edith Wright, Hazel Watkins, and Margaret Wright, with lunch by Hazel Watkins, Allie Westerhout and Sandra Westerhout. The ri) eeting closed' vOkb:1311 Queen arid graccViaarAupg.IA:i lunch was then served. UCW meets, The April meeting of the Stanley U.C.W. Brucefield United Church was held at the home of Mrs. C, Henderson with Mrs. G. McGregor and Mrs. W, Clarke in charge of the devotion. Mrs. H. Taylor welcomed the members and opened the meeting with a poem. The roll ,call showed 20 members present. Mrs. J. Cornish reported sending Easter cards. Miss Marg McQueen played an instrumental. Our Lenten money was brought in. Mrs. Clarke opened the devotional part of our meeting with a hymn. She read the Scripture and followed by prayer, the offering was taken and dedicated. Mrs. G. McGregor read, "The Hidden Treasure of Easter". Mrs. L. Wilson took the study reading . A poem, "Easter Hat" was read by Mrs. J. Cornish, The meeting was closed with the Benediction. A discussion followed on ways to make Talent money. A delicious lunch was served by the hostess and her co-hostesses, Larry Henderson played a couple of number's on his guitar which were enjoyed. DANCE FEATURING THE CAVALLIERS ZURICH ARENA SAT., APR. 18th DANCING 9 A 12 Admission $1,25 EVERYONE WELCOM 100111., to have the at the May CAPE YOU'LL 0140 ;',F2MIT;MMU,,Ar SPARE RIBS RIBS lb. 69c COOKED HAM lb. $1.19 BEEF LIVER lb. 49c SWEET.PICKLED—CRY.VAC HALVES ROLLS lb. 59c Rik BACON 16.75c SCHNEIDER'S WIENERS lb. Sk BRAISING RIBS lb. S9c YPENEMMELO Twinkle-15-oz. pkgs. Cake Mixes 3/58c Nescafe--(Deal Pack) 6 ox. Instant Coffee $1.09 AO-Purpose-20 III. Bag Robin Hood Flour _ _ _ _ $1.85 Royal-12 or. Tin Luncheon Meat 39c Nabisco-15 VA or. pkg, Shredded Wheat 3k Stokely Whole-12 oz. Kernel Corn 5/99c Stokely Whole-14 oz, Green Beans 5/99c Stokely Whole-14 oz. Wax Beans 5/99c SthwaHt-2 lb. Jar Peanut Butter lit Wonderiood Marshmallows - 2 Bags 67c Arrid Extra•Ory Unscented (Deal Peak) 6 oz. Deodorant Spray 89c Weafon's thocoloto Coifot1-26% ox. Bag Graham Squares _ 65c Schnelder's oz. Cheese Slices _ 2/69c (Regulerly 45e) SPECIAL Weston's Jelly Rolls - 37c