HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2011-09-08, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011. PAGE 5.
Had a couple visiting us from
Washington last week. Make that half
a couple. The guy was charming,
witty, interesting and eager to explore new
places. His wife was wired.
Almost literally. She’s an Investment
Something-or-Other back in Washington and I
don’t know why she wasted money on the trip
because she never really left her office. First
day, she plunked her laptop on the dining room
table, flipped it open, turned it on…and
seldom took her eyes off it for the next three
days. S he was constantly ‘following the
market’ or ‘wrangling e-mails’ or ‘checking
eBay’. When she did manage to break free of
the laptop’s hypnotic tractor beam she still
wasn’t really in the room with us. Her eyes
would wander and before long she’d lurch
spasmodically, haul her BlackBerry out of her
pocket and smile apologetically. “Getting an e-
mail,” she would murmur. Then she would
turn away from the table to peck out her
response.
She wasn’t being intentionally rude; she
couldn’t help herself. There’s a viral contagion
sweeping the globe and she’s got it bad. I wish
Marshall McLuhan was still around – he’d
encapsulate what’s going on in one gnomic
epigram. What it looks like to me, is we are, all
of us, being wired into one continuous,
unblinking, earth-encircling electric circuit.
Consider this: in 1815 it took weeks for
news of the outcome of the Battle of Waterloo
to reach the ears of the citizens of Edinburgh.
Last month anyone with a smart phone
anywhere in the world could track the London
riots in real time
Or consider this: a recent Angus Reid poll
found that one out of five Canadians – 20 per
cent of us – would turn down $1 million rather
than lose our internet access.
When I read that in the paper I found it so
unbelievable I had to check it. Seems like it’s
true. In a poll conducted online on May 23
and 24, 1,009 Canadians were asked the
following question: “Would you rather receive
$1 million and never use the internet again or
would you prefer to keep the internet?”
Twenty per cent of the respondents said they’d
rather be online than be a millionaire.
You don’t have to be a tech junkie to be
affected by the seductive siren call of the
internet. I don’t do Facebook or Twitter (does
anyone aside from hospital patients in full
body casts truly have time for that?) – but I get
‘way more e-mails than I need in my life – and
I spend way too many hours dealing with
them.
There are only 24 hours in the day and if
we’re spending more and more time online it
means we’re spending less and less time doing
something else. For some people it means less
sleep; others lose out on sports and
recreational activities.
For me, it’s books. I am not reading nearly
as many books as I used to.
I want to. I still buy books and start them.
Then they join the teetering stacks of unread or
half-read tomes beside my bed. I just can’t
concentrate as well as I used to. I can no
longer, as literary critic David Ulin wrote “find
within myself the quiet necessary to read.” I
think it’s because I’m subconsciously waiting
for the book to beep or ping or buzz or
transport me to a related video link. I think I’m
actually waiting for – expecting – a distraction
that will titillate me, divert me, take me away
from the grunt work of reading.
Oh, I still ingest reams of data – blogs,
YouTube videos, favourite websites and clever
stuff my friends send me. Trouble is, it’s
mostly crap, or at best, entertaining minutiae
that won’t mean a thing two months from now.
A good book is a three-course meal; an hour
on the internet is like OD’ing on Granddad’s
bacon rinds.
A good book is the opposite of that. It’s the
distillation of a premise or an idea or a flight
of fancy that someone thought was worthy of
preserving in a form that wouldn’t change for
centuries. As Samuel Butler said, “The oldest
books are just out to those who haven’t read
them.”
Don’t mistake me – I’m not dissing the
internet. It’s revolutionary and it’s mind-
blowing. Internet technology is the biggest
thing to come along in my lifetime – so far.
But when it comes to content, I’m not sure
about the shelf life.
Arthur
Black
Other Views Read any good e-mails lately?
The night of Sept. 11, 2001, I was at a
pool hall in Pickering called Joe’s with
my friend Chris and he and I were
seriously considering joining the armed forces.
Chris and I barely played any pool that night
as we drank and watched footage of two planes
crashing into the World Trade Center towers.
With those images replaying over and over
again, we seriously contemplated our futures.
News was still rolling in by the hour as
survivors were being rescued and reaction
from all over the world was pouring in.
The image that always stayed with me from
that day, and many others, were hundreds of
Palestinians taking to the streets to celebrate
the death of thousands of North Americans and
an event that would change the world forever.
How a group of people could celebrate the
mass murder of innocent citizens they didn’t
even know was a concept many people found
very hard to grasp.
For two young men on the cusp on entering
their 20s whose only brush with war was the
Gulf War on TV, it was difficult to understand
that 19 hijackers and four planes had changed
everything about the world around us.
Many stories have been told about that day.
There is the story about United flight 93 and
how its passengers caught wind of what was
happening in New York and stormed the
cockpit of the hijacked plane, no doubt sparing
more lives while taking their own as the plane
made its way to Washington D.C. There are the
stories of the first responders developing
cancer after breathing noxious fumes for
weeks and the missing person posters posted
all over New York City in that day’s aftermath.
In Canada, there is the story of Gander,
Newfoundland where nearly 40 transatlantic
flights destined for the United States were
detoured. The city’s population nearly doubled
due to 6,600 passengers and airline crew
members, all of whom were taken in by locals
until airspace was reopened several days later.
What was eventually called Operation Yellow
Ribbon saw Gander and its surrounding
communities house, feed and care for
thousands of strangers while asking for
nothing in return.
Two years after the attacks I travelled to New
York and visited Ground Zero. It was after the
remains of the towers had been cleaned up, but
before development of the reflecting pools that
now sit in the footprints of the towers had
begun.
It was jarring, to say the least, to look across
a hole hundreds of feet deep and barely be able
to see the other side. It gave me an idea of the
level of destruction that happened there that
day.
At the time thousands of people made their
way to Ground Zero each day to take pictures
and see the destruction for themselves.
Shortly after the attacks, of course, the War
on Terror was officially launched. It is a war
that continues today and to date has claimed
the lives of over 150 Canadian soldiers and
nearly 6,000 American soldiers.
This campaign carries with it its own set of
stories, several of them with local roots.
The lasting effects for average North
Americans, however, have been things like
extended waits at airports and the loss of that
‘untouchable’ feeling, knowing that our way of
life can change at any moment, and without
warning.
Just ask those suffering in the aftermath of
the Aug. 21 tornado in Goderich. Several
seconds can change the rest of your life and
that’s exactly what the attacks of 9/11 showed
rest of the world.
A decade of change
Recently, The Citizen had a front page
picture that was to be ran with a
caption making reference to Neo in the
Wachowski brother’s – Andy and Larry –
masterpiece, The Matrix trilogy.
The movie asks one of the most outrageous
“What if?” questions ever placed in a scenario.
What if the world we see is a digital crea-
tion, and all of us are in individual tubes being
fed intravenously and living through our mind?
What if we are held in these tubes for one
reason; so the power our brain generates can
be harnessed to power a race of super robots
bent on the destruction of the few “rogue”
humans left.
What if there was only one person who
could save us? Someone who could see the
code behind the world we live and bend it. He
could cheat.
The editorial department decided, after a few
blank stares to the references regarding scenes
in which Keanu Reeve’s Neo says things along
the lines of “I can dodge bullets?” and “There
is no spoon”, to change the reference to
something a little more vanilla, resulting in the
photo being titled “Up in the air” on the cover
of last week’s issue of The Citizen.
I decided that, in an effort to have people
better understand some of what I write, I have
to show where I’m coming from.
My early childhood was much like anyone
else’s. However, once I found my mother’s
collection of J.R.R. Tolkien books and started
playing video games with fantastic stories,
things began to change.
I studied, as part of my Communications
Degree, a lot of popular culture from different
periods. It left me with the ability to appreciate
older music (well, the studying, plus the Meat
Loaf and AC/DC albums I had while growing
up), older television shows and classic movies.
So, if you want to always know what I’m
referencing, here’s a brief primer on what I
feel to be some of the most inspirational works
out there (keep in mind, this is an editorial,
this is all opinion. Feel free to respond and tell
me why I’m wrong or what I missed, but
remember, this is just what I feel).
• Tolkien – J.R.R. Tolkien may be one of
the most creative minds in literature. He
crafted entire species, cultures, languages and
a whole new world for his epics. Find his
books and don’t be shocked when you realize
there’s a heck of a lot more than The Hobbit
and The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
• Star Wars – Watch the original Star Wars
trilogy. Then, play the Star Wars video games,
then, read the expanded Star Wars universe
novels. Do not watch the Star Wars prequels
(Episodes I-III that were released recently).
• The Matrix – As I stated previously, this
amazing story is told with some of the most
outstanding visuals I’ve ever seen.
• The Lantern Corps – One of the few DC
Comics properties I love. DC recently decided
to reset all of its comic book lines; Superman,
The Flash, The Justice League and, yes, The
Green Lantern. It’s a great movie, but read
them all, especially the Darkest Night and
Brightest Day story arcs.
• The Wheel of Time - Following in
Tolkien’s footsteps, Robert Jordan created an
entirely new world, entirely new races,
entirely new languages and amazing stories
that you basically need a character map to
follow. Read it.
• Final Fantasy - The first video game
original on the list, the Final Fantasy series
goes back decades to before I was born. Every
few years a new Final Fantasy game is
released, and there are dozens of them now (as
each game seems to be released on at least
three different gaming systems). Once upon a
time I tried to explain to my mother, who is
mostly to blame for my love of great stories,
how amazing the plots were in the game. That
has never changed. Except for Final Fantasy
Mystic Quest. Avoid that one.
• Halo – How to describe Halo? Well, Halo
is another video game. It’s not stellar as far as
graphics or gameplay is concerned but it does
have a compelling storyline, one that will
probably have me buying every incarnation of
the game ever created.
• Marvel Comics – I’ve never been a die-
hard comic collector. I don’t think I could
stand the waiting in between releases. That
said, I will gladly put myself further in the
poor house to buy collections of Marvel
comics. The stories are rich, interconnected
and mostly created by Stan Lee. Oh, and Iron
Man, both the original and Robert Downey
Jr.’s spot-on portrayal of him, will always be
my favourite super hero. Probably because
he’s not particular super strong, fast, or agile,
but because he is super smart.
• 80s Rock – I believe that covers that.
• New Country Music – Enough said.
• Stephen King novels – We all have our
guilty little pleasures. I like most of King’s
works, but I loved the Dark Tower Series. Get
it, read it, and, take my word for it, don’t finish
the last chapter of the last book. King suggests
you stop reading, take his suggestion.
• Dodgeball –Okay, I know this is a
completely immature and asinine movie,
unfortunately, I love it. Rip Torn is perfect in it
and everyone else is hilarious. Also, any movie
that has Ben Stiller getting hit in the face with
a flying projectile is tops in my books.
• Transformers – Original cartoons, movies,
toys, it’s all good.
• Ghostbusters – see the reasoning for
Transformers.
• Buddy Cop Movies –Lethal Weapon,
Tango and Cash, Bad Boys, you name the
buddy cop movie or anthology and I’ve pro-
bably spent cumulative days enjoying them.
The list can go on and, who knows, during a
slow news week, it may again. However, this
is a good place to stop, since I’m nearly out of
room.
Oh, and Han shot first.
Shawn
Loughlin
Shawn’s Sense
Denny
Scott
Denny’s Den
A primer to my brand of pop culture