Clinton News-Record, 1971-08-19, Page 4Residents of Huron County should be
master chefs by now: they've been
cooking their own goose for the last two
years.
To those working to try to get new
tenants for the Canadian Forces Base at
Clinton it has been discouraging and
downright annoying to see the apathy of
the public towards the situation. For 30
years the Base pumped millions of dollars
into the area, not just around Clinton, but
throughout the county. The county
council saw the problem of losing all this
and tried to head it off by appointing a
county development officer to try to get
new development for the base. But his
efforts, and the efforts of elected officials,
have been hampered by the opinion of
people in Clinton and the county in
general that if they wait long enough
someone will drop a new golden goose
right in their laps.
By now they should know it just ain't
going to happen. Citizens now have two
alternatives: write letters and put pressure
on the federal and provincial governments
to do something, or sit back and watch all
chances of development of the base go
down the drain.
And if YOU do the latter,' don't come
complaining in this direction about
government inaction.
Pond, hill and cows
Double trouble
NM
Letters
to the,
Editor
• • •
The Editor:
Just one month ago today my
wife and I and two of our sons
had spent the evening in
Kincardine saying goodbye to
some very good friends of ours
who were to leave for duty in
India.
On our way home, we met
about 10 cars from Kincardine
to Clinton. We had remarked
about how little traffic there was
on the road. We stopped at the
light at the main intersection in
your fair town and then we
headed down No. 4 Highway for
Lucan and home. We saw by the
big clock that it was just 10:45
p.m. We would be home in good
time, so we wouldn't be too
tired for work the next day.
Little did I know at that time
that we wouldn't be home for
two weeks and that a month
later there is no sign of going
back to work.
As we crossed the bridge and
started up the hill going south,
we seemed to be leaving a
sleeping little town behind us on
such a quiet night.
Our restful thoughts soon
came to an end when we saw
two cars coming north down the
hill. The lead car just seemed to
be moving at a normal rate of
speed, but the rear car went into
the ditch and passed the car it
had overtaken. I spoke to my
wife and told her there was a car
about to roll over in the far
ditch. These words were no
sooner spoken than that car
came out of the far ditch and
across the road. I was sure he
would hit the car on the road
before he got to me. I waited a
few seconds for a miracle to
happen, but it didn't. The
thought went through my mind,
if I put on the brakes he may go
in front of me, or if I give it lots
of gas I might let him go behind
me.
In a case like this it all
happens so fast there isn't much
time to do anything. I am not
sure, but I imagine I just stayed
on course and he hit us
broadside and drove us into the
ditch with a sickening wrenching
sound of metal and glass being
torn from its appointed places.
For anyone who has never been
in an accident, there is no way
you can describe your feelings.
At first everything is so very
quiet. Then as life sort of comes
back to you, or you to life,
which ever it may be, there is a
very strange feeling of being
trapped. When I felt, around in
the dark I found my wife on the
floor, driven under the dash. She
asked me not to move her as her
back hurt. Then there was a cry
from the back seat and I
remembered we had the two
boys with us.
The seven year old had been
thrown onto the floor and was
hurt. The older boy was sitting
up and didn't seem to know just
what had happened. By the time
we knew what was happening,
someone had lit a flare to warn
other cars. There is nothing
worse to my memory than to
look at a little family in
different forms of agony by the
light of a flare.
Someone said they should get
the people out of that car as it
was going to blow up. At this
point my wife got renewed
energy from somewhere and got
up on the glass-covered seat with
me. Being the thoughtful person
I like to think I am, I reached
along the dash until I found the
key and then I shut it off.
Needless to say there was
nothing to shut off, as
everything in front of us was
moved from its original position.
The Editor
I kept drifting off into little
quiet interludes for the next
little while and when I came
partly to my senses I was sitting •
on the grass with my family
nearby, That few minutes I was
in the front seat alone was the
first time in my life I ever
wondered what it felt like when
a person was dying.
At this point I would like to
extend my apology to all the
people for my use of some very
uncalled for words. I haven't yet
found out from my family what
I said; I guess it was too bad to
repeat. They just told me I
wasn't very nice to know at that
time. That was one part of the
whole evening that I just can't
remember much about.
I guess we should thank all
those kind people who were at
the scene — to the man who
helped get the rest of the family
out and kept checking on us
later; to the lady who lives
nearby whd.gave me some water
to wash the glass out of my
mouth (also the bad words); to
the people who gave us blankets
and pillows while we waited for
the ambulance. These are the
people who make up the back
bone of a community such as
you have. They were all so kind
and helped in so many ways.
Then the ambulance men
who I don't remember much
about, but who lifted me very
gently from that ditch and sped
me to the hospital. Under
normal conditions I would have
wanted my wife and children to
go first, but at that time I didn't
even know if they were gone or
not.
The doctors were waiting for
us as we got to the hospital. .I
hope everyone in your
community has a lot of respect
for these men. We had Dr. Street
and Dr. Walden and I feel sure
we were in the care of two of
the best. I just don't remember
much about our first
introduction that first night, but
as the days went along I could
see just how popular these two
men are in your town.
There were the little girls who
had to be called from home at
midnight to take x-rays and an
electrocardiogram. They should
be mentioned in dispatches for
their devotion to duty.
Then, of course, there were
the nurses. They were just the
best a person can find anywhere.
They had to stay overtime the
night we were admitted and they
were always there to help in any
way they could. They were sure
angels of mercy and may God
bless them all.
Last, but not least, is all the
rest of the friendly staff at that
hospital. They were all just
wonderful to all of us. When our
oldest boy was released from the
hospital, two of the girls drove
him to Lucan when they got off
work. This is the kind of
beyond-the-call-of-duty
treatment we got while we were
here.
Everyone in your town
should be more than proud to
have a hospital and staff that is
of such a high calibre as you
have. I guess if we had to have
this accident we couldn't have
bad it in a better place. I have
been in much larger hospitals in
my time but never have I been
looked after like I was in
Clinton. I guess I should say a
bit of an extra thanks to the
lady who gave me the morning
paper (she looked Irish, but her
name wasn't), to the Flying
Dutchman and the lady with the
bee.
Mert Culbert,
Box 253,
Lucan, Ontario,
A lack of understanding
People around the world are troubled
these days at the growing severity of the
problems in Northern Ireland which have
led to virtual civil war in the last two
weeks.
Next to racial warfare, religious
warfare is perhaps the worst type of
dispute. The lines are hard. Both sides feel
they are right, that they have God on
their side. And both are anything but
Christian.
There seems to be little room for
compromise left in the country. Even the
British army, which was brought in to
protect the Catholics from the
Protestants, thus winning the hatred of
the Protestants, is now hated by the
Catholics. There is little doubt that the
Catholics have reason to feel hard used.
Since the partition of Ireland into North
and South, the minority Catholics have
been discriminated against by the
Protestants in nearly every field of life
from housing to jobs.
The Catholic Irish and the southern
Irish have never accepted the partiton of
1902 which excluded the six northern
counties with Protestant majorities from
the Republic of Ireland.
Doubtless the Protestants felt they had.
to control the North completely to
maintain their way of life.
So the lines are hard and fast. They
haven't been helped any by the rantings
of Rev. Ian Paisley on one side or the
antics of Bernadette Devlin on the other.
They won't be helped either by the type
of biased article which appeared recently
in the New York Times, generally known
as the Bible of Unprejudiced Journalism.
The writer of the article referred to the
Protestants in Northern Ireland as settlers,
which they were—way back in the 17th
century. He said the only way the
situation would be solved would be for
the British to give up and negotiate the
union of Ireland into one state and for the
"settlers" to find themselves another
home. Apparently the writer didn't
believe in majority rule because the
protestants make up two-thirds of the
population.
Never-the-less, it would be a great
solution to the problem if he could make
it work. If he could, then we could send
him to the Middle East to tell all the Jews
in Isreal to clear out so the Palestinians
can have back their land and he could
come to North America and reverse the
injustices done to the Indians by sending
the whiteman back to Europe.
Heck, there's nothing to solving these
world problems.
Tenting on the cold, damp ground
I don't know how you've
fared, but so far it's been a
rotten summer in these parts.
Instead of the "sunny with
scattered showers" it has been,
day after day, "rainy with
scattered sunshine".
Usually, by now, municipal
conuncils are begging citizens to
go easy with their lawn
sprinklers, or flatly threatening
householders with a fine if they
use them at all.
Brown, burned-crisp lawns
are common by mid-August. Not
at our place this year. We
haven't used our sprinkler since
the first week in July and the
lawn is alarmingly verdant and
growing like weeds, which of
course a good portion of our's is.
Not much one can do about
it. But my, heart goes out to the
poor devils who are tenting.
Tenting is great fun under
ideal conditions. It's about as
close as we can come to really
getting back to nature. There's
the pleasure of finding that
choice campsite with a mere
30- de gre e list, the solid
satisfaction of getting the tent
up on the fourth try, the
adventure of exploring a new
camp and its adjacent waters.
There's the long day of
puttering about in the sun,
fishing, swimming, gathering
firewood, relaxing. For the men
and children, that is. There's the
long day of puttering about with
dishes, cooking meals, fooling
with balky gas stoves, and
administering first aid to sundry
scrapes, cuts and bites, for the
lady. Few women like tenting.
But even for them there are
joyful aspects. When the last pot
has had its black bottom cleaned
with sand, when the last child
has been tucked away, milady
can perch her weary tailbone on
a stump or a stone by the
campfire, look into the
blue-red-orange flames, and
dream of the glorious day when
this ghastly trip is over and she'll
be back in her castle, with a
proper stove, refrigerator and
automatic washer. She sits there,
counting on her fingers, with a
dazed smile.
When the campfire is dying,
Mom has her supreme moment
of the day. She can crawl into
her dampish flanellette pyjamas,
crawl into the huddle of
blankets on the camp cot which
is tilted toward her head, and
shudder for hours with a
combination of cold and fear of
the things that go bump in the
night, What tops it all is that
about 3 a.m. she discovers that
she has to go to the bathroom.
It's purely psychological, of
course.
But it's quite an ordeal. The
flashlight doesn't work, and the
little house with the facilities is
80 yards away, across ground
that is crawling with snakes and
spiders, with a bear behind every
tree. This is where she get her
revenge. Whining and
whimpering, she rouses her
spouse from a deep, sweet
slumber and issues an
ultimatum: either he gets up and
goes with her, holding her hand
all the way, or she starts packing
and they head for home right
now. This is known in some
circles as wedded bliss. But
nothing could be better
calculated to put another nail in
the coffin of their marriage.
I've portrayed so far only the
good side of tenting, when the
weather is fine, But put yourself
in the boots of the miserable
male who has rented a tent for
his two-weeks-with, takes the
wife and three kids, and gets one
half-sunny day, the rest cold or
raining.
On the third day the
guaranteed water-proof tent
begins to leak. The firewood
doesn't even smoulder. The kids
are going hairy with boredom,
There isn't a piece of dry
clothing to be had. The wife has
stopped speaking entirely. The
tent is full of ants who are smart
enough to get in out of the rain.
What to do? If he packs and
goes home, it is obvious that the
sky will clear and there'll be a
heat wave. If he insists they stick
it, out, he will earn the undying
hatred of his wife and the sullen
contempt of his kids.
Give me the tenting life any
day: the sizzle of frying bacon,
the scent of wood smoke, the
clean, cool air for sleeping, the
murmuring talk by the campfire.
But don't give me tenting on
the cold, damp ground, as
Stephen Foster didn't put IL I'd
rather spend my holidays in jail.
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This is a brief review of the
news from the Free Press and
News Record from the last few
weeks.
"Irate Citizen reports several
cars upset between Cloud Nine
and the Old Commercial"— this
isn't something new — one
bright eyed correspondent even
made the front page of the Free
Press about four and a half years
ago with this type of
information. In fact, if you were
watching, you could have seen it
in living color on T. V.
"Town Pall too old — Clerks
Office too small — Police Station
too tiny."
"Fire Marshall closes drunk
tank before fire hall burns
down."
``.May or wants
`Squeel-Tires-On —Pavement'
stopped" in reply "Baby-sitters
turn back."
Now there is an easy solution
to some of these problems. An
$85'00, seven-room house
complete with hot and cold
running water, bath, kitchen and
f.a. gas beat is available for a
police station, 'not on the main
drag but situated "close to the
action."
Smile
It is a foregone conclusion
the price is lower than the
consultants are going to quote.
The drunk tank might present a
problem but until a fire-proof
walk-in cooler is available, the
new compound behind the
P.U.C. should suffice unless a
ground hog or better-than-
average pole vaulter is arrested.
You are welcome to inspect
the new police station site any
Friday or Saturday night, just
bring your tooth brush and
pyjamas. We only require minor
guarantees - your hearing aid
must have new batteries and be
left on and no sleeping pills,
please.
$64 question — who was the
youngster in the blue car lie.
K$4--+++ that tore the sod off
the boulevard at the "In" and
"Out" store about 11:15 last
Sunday night? The sign says it's
"Olt" to use the parking lot but
not time grass.
Coming events; Come out and
get bombed at the rock and
tomato festival every weekend
until Hallowe'en.
"Toot-Toot" Good-bye,
Lights Out
4 ..Clinton News-Record, Thursday, August 19, 1971
Editorial comment
Cooking .your own goose....
I would draw your attention
to the following news item,
datelined LONDON,
ENGLAND—"A double-bed was
described as one of the secrets of
happy marriage today by the
British Medical Association. Dr.
O.K. Shelbourne, writing in a
booklet published by the
association, described the
sharing of a double bed as 'the
normal way of dissipating the
worries, mutal irritations and
argufyings of an average day
which,' he said, "is, and remains,
natural, spontaneous and
habitual."
Well, now. Not the least of
the advantages of the double
bed, as I am pointing out in my
booklet to be called "Six
Thousand Perils of Shared
Sleeping", is that it, teaches
co-operation, tolerance and a
Yogi-like patience, so vital to a
successful marriage.
The habit pattern, as my "
British colleague has pointed
out, is extremely important. As
early as the honeymoon,
life-long psychological
advantages may be won or lost.
We have in our files, for
example, the case of Mr. A. A.
who was able to convince his
bride that, due to his sheltered
upbringing, he was incapable of
sleeping anywhere but next to a
wall. This, of course, put the
lady on what is known in our
studies as The Outside Position.
For some years Mrs. A. was thus
in the first line of defence to
cope with burglars, fire-alarms,
diaper-changes, thermostat-
adjusting, water-carrying,
alarm-clock-turning-off and
similar insomnia-inducing
responsibilities.
Divorce proceedings were
75 YEARS AGO
WEDNESDAY, AUG. 19, 1896.
Fashionable women in
London are agitating a new
league, Which has the worthy
motive of limiting the number of
dresses a woman shall buy in a
year; providing of course, that
she chooses to become a
member. So many women dress
beyond their means to keep pace
with the more favoured that
this "anti. dress league" is
proposed to bring about an
ar erage rule for poorer members
of the society.. It is noted,
however, that the most
enthusiastic workers in the cause
do not care to join thernselt es.
The other day Mr.. Thomas
Brittou showed us a 12-Inch
branch from a plum tree
containing no less than 38 well
matured plums. The field this
year is „exceedingly abundant.
Mr. Britton's sample is one of
the best we hai e seen.
55 YEARS AGO
THURSDAY, AUG. 17, 1916.
Some lads while fishing
recently pulled up a large grey
snapping turtle, on whose back
was carved "1898." It is
presumed that the thing is at
least 18 years of age; and that
the numerals were carved on its
shell when it was small, it then
being thrown back into the
water..
40 YEARS AGO
THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 1931
Mr. Arthur Cantelon brought
into the News—Record "office
yesterday a potatoe vine which
be said measured six feel; one
and a quarter inches. It was what
he called a "Volunteer" having
:ortunately halted by psychiatric
advice which put theA's into
twin beds where, at last report,
they were sleeping happily ever
afterward.
The problem of cold feet is
another which teaches great
self-control.
Laboratory tests have shown
that the average woman has a
nocturnal foot temperature 40
degrees lower than the average
male and very often
approximating a bag of ice
cubes.
' A more-or-less typical case
was that involving Mr. B. who, in
his testimony, said: "It's the
initial shock that does it. Most
nights Mrs. B. comes to bed after
me. I lie there, rigid with terrible
anticipation. She's a wonderful
woman, mind you, gentlemen,
but her feet's too cold. It's like
making contact with one of the
northern glaciers of Greenland. I
try to be understanding about it,
but she gets so cross with me
when I scream."
In rebuttal, Mrs. B. gave
evidence that, her husband was a
Cover-Puller-Over, a familiar
type who appear to have a
coccon complex. For 14 years,"
Mrs. B. testified, "I have spent
the nights gripping the edge of
the blankets on my side. The
double bed for me has been one
long, losing tug-of-war."
Some hope was held out for
Mr. and Mrs. B. until it was
learned that, in addition to her
frigid extremities, Mrs. B. was
also a Late Snack Nibbler who
not only brought soda crackers
to bed, but on several occasions
had actually munched apples
while her husband writhed and
groaned beside her.
been in the ground all winter so
it had a good start. We asked
how many potatoes it had and
he said seven goodsized ones, It
is not often that a potato sends
up so much top.
Sometimes a boy's dream
comes true. What boy has not
dreamed at sometime or another
of rescuing someone in dangeil
The other day at Bayfield John
Cuningharne of Clinton had the
thrilling adventure of realizing
this dream by bringing safely
into port a large pleasure yacht
which had got befogged and lost
its way from Detroit to
Goderich.
15 YEARS AGO
THURSDAY, AUG. 16, 1956.
Something we hay e missed a
good deal this summer has been
the cheerful falling of water
from the fountain in Library
Park. Throughout, the rainy
season it didn't much matte4
but now with sunny days and so
many folk attracted to watch
the doings at the town hall, it
would be nice if the fountain
could be set working again.
There's another two or three
months in which it can help
make Clinton beautiful.
Five lucky people took home
prizes from the frolic held at the
Legion Memorial Hall, Kirk
Street, last night.
An electric frying pan was
won by Mrs. Will. Bragger; an
electric mixer went to George
Knights; Mm. Gordon Herman
won an electric shaver; a pop-up
toaster was won by Will. Grigg
and Bill Tideswell was the
winner of a coffee maker.
The weather during the past
There are, of course, more
subtle examples of natural,
spontaneous and habitual
performances including the
frequent and remarkable cases of
women whose powers of
imagination are strangely
heightened by the effect of a
double bed.
We have a portfolio bulging
with well-documented instances
of Smoke-Smellers and a typical
one is recited by Mr. C.
"It happens—oh, twice a
week, anyway," Mr. C. Testified,
"and always just after I've got to
sleep. My wife sits bolt upright
in bed, causing me to wake up in
a panic. 'Harry!' she hisses. 'I
smell smoke!' We generally sit
there together for about five
minutes, sniffing like beagles,
and then my wife goes to sleep
like a baby while I stare into the
darkness, hating her."
A rarer type is the wife who
appears to do her only original
thinking when supine. In this
case we're fortunate to have an
uncensored tape recording of an
actual episode, an excerpt of
which follows:
Wife: George?
Husband (four-fifths asleep):
Fn f?
Wife: I wonder if there's
really anything to reincarnation?
Just, think. We might come back
as grasshoppers or pigs or
something. I wouldn't want to
come back as a pig, would you,
George?
Husband (now wild-eyed
awake): For God's sake, Martha,
will you...
But the rest is personal as, I
suppose, it should be in a double
bed, eh, Dr. Shelbourne, you old
dog?
rive weeks permitted rapid
progress with grain harvesting
operations, but has been
decidedly too dry in large
portions of Ontario for the
growth of pasture or market
garden crops.
C. Hoare Pruit Farm: As the
Great Creator has favoured me
with a real nice crop of plums of
fine canning tsweet and coloured
varieties I will fw our all who
come for stock to the orchard
when ripe.
The liner "Mauretania" is
expected to dock in Halifax
N.S. around Aug. 24. She is
carrying more wives and children
of sew icemen. In the crowd are
two scheduled to come to this
area. They are Mrs. R.F.
Leppington, coming to
her husband Roy and Mrs. G.H.
Snowdon, Seaforth.
10 YEARS AGO
THURSDAY, AUG. 17, 1961.
Clifford Epps .well known
industrialist in Clinton, .has
decided to return to his pumps
and Plumbing supplies business
once more. He reached this
decision when the companies
formerly occupying his property
on Erie Street, moved out this
spring.
Saw a pair of real live
beatniks strolling hand in band
down the street the other day.
Tire young man with a luxuriant
beard and rather curly hair; the
girl with tight, fitting slacks and a
loose Mouse. Both were
barefooted the soles jet black
and both were as happy as larks.
Harry Gould celebrated his
81st birthday, August 1.