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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Lucknow Sentinel, 1935-01-03, Page 3| Classified. Advertising BABY C&ICKS REMEDIES I _ “Nobody can' forecast' the .outcome o’f the stofmy era of-history-on which, 'we are flow proBabiy entering.”—Jah C1. Smuts. A gala occasion was the annual distribution., of prizes to -Italian farmers growing most wheat during year. Premier Mussolini (above) ■ extolls triumphant toilers in Roman theatre. \ ' , - “We ave very hopeful and opiim tic about ‘business conditiOPST'’ Edsel Ford. [. their way- fof Us.' One Italian even I incited usi_,to travel with him/to • Rome, but j.ust then we were becom-- “Life is harsher, fpr, nieiv-tiran for ' women, who seerii-to have, developed, a -tougher fibre..”—Gertrude,. -A.th.eis 'ton. ■' • bots is the tide-predicting /machine in Surrey, in Washington. It feqt^wide; and into |.ponoe, wno arranged' our ) quarters for us. In the morning our Hitch-Hikers Jan- I I Z** ■ gjf all-round bly marvellous creation,' but on one of his Jimbs', ofte of his organs a When/television' comes, a crooner will at leasthaye to" be' fairly good1” looking.. ■/ .... -■ College Students w va owuv Bvicnbx&L g “uibcuvjsry, areHave Great Jbclieme nb'v busy all round us. For -the most Man—Have Lyour -ancestors ever been trahed? , . ' ' ’ ; - -- Friend—Yes; but they - F^ j/e, McConnell Toroglo^-Montreal, Lon- ioJBj/’l’ldLondon, Eng- JwBl mk' been closely witmthe Heard? “ • Editor —Did you ever thing 'before? Authoress—Oh, yes, . J confession story once. * Editor—Did the editor back ? ; U • Authoress—No/he caine all the way from .New-.York to St. Louis to, meet me. - .,-■,- ■ . ..iy- wrote. a • ,/Whb.. has • bee.n ■. nd directorship of The ® ' ' ■ '4 Mr;. McConnell is■ Prej|u.e-ni of Mc­ Connell & Ferguson )_ .._/, /_//_o .Canadian national] advertising ■ agency ; yieedPfesid.en Liirie .& Alabastine ®d ; Director, . Bh -Company Limited; =s^®^Assuran^ Coriipa.ny; Fireproof Warehouses n., Limited; Shipping Gont-ainers .Limit- ■ ■■■• ■ ed. I. ' •• ?■■■ -. Mr. McConnell ig ’a welhknowh Canadian business riian whose organ- ) 'izatipp ’ has. offices ' in Vancbuve.r, Winnipeg, Tote-1- —i-—1 v — don, Ontari-Orj */'■', land. His u_-- ------v identified witm the development of ’ With a fan dancer its.different — she-, would .spell it FAN M-A-L-E.. - • — ■ ) ' ’■). t .-)' Prptty wife, (on. ..stand ’ iff/ divpree. court) —It was” the old, old story, a horse and a jackass . can. 1 rieVer iri^jed f°r a ‘ j of Canada/' 1 Husband (roaring,,_as he shook;.off “ j the. restraining hand .of his attorney) don't you .-.call a ref .Gypsuri)',? The final test. o-f-^A’-eracity, is , the effort to tell how little you slept last night. . ) ' v -CHEER UP! /,^-_— World is full, of grieveing—skies get) low and black—It’s hard some- ■ times believing you’re onthe win- , riing. track. But all the thunder’s rumble, th)er glodrri that Haunts the ..day will fade-' away and crumble . —for hc^pe is. on the- way! ■ -. M p-s ouli-n-e'.-’-Gha m-p—An d—ho w-*a-re~ .1.-..- .. ■------------. race for. i. nowadays ■ /many leading Canadian concerns if or, , ■ 'over a period of; thirty years. He was born at Walkerton, Ontario, July 6, ? 1878, and is of the f-durth generation in a family of . pjorige r/j Cariadiaps^ /The advertising agency . business; in —-----,vrhi,chHie-'is"‘arHvely~^-engaged';-""*has“ - . > given Mr. McConnell a very broad you making out in your -insight'into all phases, of "trade ^and equality of sexes?, s • commerce affecting Qanada. a-nd.“the„| Militant Feminist-—Oh, •\ . v Empire/.and has,'.ill: additiph^ , kept'' - ■ - ' - •/■ him in daily contact with the . needs. ';. and desires of: Canadians) in alb walks. " of life.- It is. anticipated that he'.will ) / receiye .considerable support ,fr)bm the . < . i)sharehoiders“of The-’Bank of .Canada -^inT-t-he—election^of-r-Di-reetors^afT-Hiat; : ■ to---'tnke-'pla'ce-iri“' Ottawa-in January. F 1 , to )■ ■ •-FarmersHailed By .11 Duce ed intact the.' electrical- apparatus ■ it ■JinkedTwa's^uiMi'sturbedF^But^ thing,. passed and broke contact, i a switch was thrown, and .off went the alarm system. ' , The myterious ■guardian, on inves­ tigation ) proved to be a , very simple . robot; its basis the- seleriium' cell, .th(e electrical activity o’f xvhich„.js affect-- ■ed,by light.- ; ±7 •Hum an 'beings--.have rtimitatiphs.; Their, sense - of feel, of‘ .balance, of direction, of, sight cannot alwrays be, trusted. ■ They., tire; they -need sleep; '^So robots are, gra^uaR^.replacing them in the performance of/certain function si)’'Theytfo'unt. people going through', turnstiles by tallying-- their; ■shadows-as they, .pass; ■ -separate, count, “and bag masses of coins and piles of banknote's;'gauge* dimensions in ■ machine hop's /at lightning—speed,, and " infal 1 ibly ' to'- ■ the, thousandth, of "'Deacbn^Brotiief ■can;’t.))”"'yd’' all donate .'something to de? fund for fencing in the cullud cemetery? Brother Jones—I durino as I can. .1 don’t see no use - in' a fence aro-pnd- . .the. cemetery. YouNsee,—-dem5 -what’s evening' What’s out don’t wanta get.in., ' A 'college, education doesn’t do,- ' much. for the majority, .of men • ex- '‘-cept—veli-e've—them-“of“rih;e-ginferipri't-y- ■I’-who don’t go to-, college. , - ; . ■“^pearp^Ydu rea 11 y "ought to come to .-■Florid ar with me ■ this, winter. I had " '"a 2 w^'derfur'-'time /'tliere“t)Iast A., ua^y. J won a beauty competition.... - Beatrice—No, I think I’d rather , . ..gQ.ijyhere_.the,r.e’s.. morei ot. .a, .ctowdJ..^. If there is .anything a woman dislikes,' it’s the sight of '•-another-' -., wem^p-niaklng a., fool of. a man.,.' j If .you don’t ~want _.tp pay doctor _ , bills it is a good tljimrtb wear dvker- .\vhat--had--7happened---and----the -fi'iend j-g^Oes- many people depend ppon Jtheir feet to^ absorb the mbistUre,7 arid that’s where the doctor comes in. Eager Playrjght—I wish I -.could think up a big, strong’situation that would fi]l the" audience with' tears. ' Theater Manager — T’m looking for ofie that will fill the tiers with audience. ■ ? ?^lQjpey may' not bring happiness, i but it makes .those lucky enough to.' i -have, it mighty'•comfortable. Uses of A Train '..'■ ’Bob RennlsOh" told a , story) to.-. the--.in " there -/an’t g.et. ou/t - arid dem Y.’smens' • Club the otlier e 3’ which very ' happily,* illustrates, the chances arid unusual features whibh;. _ Jthe” sport of- angling JnVoives,' one ^™.af.-i.ts‘mjost-:inter-esti'ng--feabu-r-es;;—A-n4- ' - - Bob vowefoes for the; truth of - the ' rtoryj^vhich. is a guarantee of its^ . ?. He told of an experience he lTa3“ at a .pool in Roof River a short d)is- —f^toce^this^de'nof'ritayrienT^H'eThad- -• been fishing for ri long time without' even getting a bite and was geting discouraged, when the A-C.R. train Mondays, Wed­ nesdays and Fridays from they north . in the evening,. thundered along the .frack. ]l “Arid/’ siiid. Bob., '“before: jt.; _' gat out of hearirig I had—caught- Coining home he told a .friend ; j was all^excjted about it. He was so --Akey«d up^-indeed; thaty-heid- 'riot* •ven Wait for Wednesday, but went nthjt on Tuesday. But there was no . train arid no fish were caught. The following day Bob, and a com­ panion. started out.to the same spot, i Betting . out early > in the evening. They fibbed around for a time with­ out any results. “There are no fish here,” said, the companion. “Oh yes. there are:; all we need is a' train,” said dgrib. “Well, we ought! to get some soon then, for there!' — comes the train;” replied the -other. “And,”’ reports Mr. Renriifeon, “in ten minutes we had, caught-five.” " Several times during the, season. _r jt?,rieno^jvs. be .tried the piap) puj) the A.C.R; changed its schedule.” The ■explanation, as given by Mr^Ren- riison is simple. At that spot, as at' . many others, the t'rodf feed just at that time in the evening and pay no atteritio^W^the lure.jof. the.„angler,., ' The immediate area, however; is a “ bit ori.. the muskeg side, and when the train goes,by itds readily shaken,. • with the result that the fish ai*e div- I erted from their feeding arid take ’ | the hook.- ' So a train is useful to a fisherman, as well as- for killing wolves.—Sault Ste. Marie Star. ' - • a * ■ ' - ■ ■' ' ' •' > ■ “America doesn’t know anything about crop control yet.”—R. G. Tiig- | well. Efijoy M really fine '■■• ■ Rate the Girl Friend’s Home- . Making Ability by Series '■■■ Of • Questions Cambridge, Mass.—Fair co-eds at Simmons, Wellesley,s Radcliffe and o’ther girl’s colleges redoubled their studies in „an- effort to save mopey , fot—th.eir - boy friends at; Massachu­ setts Institute of technology.. The - extra diligence resulted'’ from an -edict by sponsors of a party, to be held at Massachusetts* Institute of. Technology, that each' feminine . guest, would be. required to - answer. “yes1' or “no”'to a list of 10 pro-’ i bleriis : of, household management. LLshouldlthe'.g^ifl err in her answers ' I her -escort must .pay . a fine of 10 * ; cents per error -in addition to _the ; regular party fee. '. - ' And what is more, the party spon- - psora sav; °i’t'Will be l-easy to rate the ,. various "girt’s schools on /'home-mak­ ing” after competition of th« quest- idhnaite, statistics la completed. hand-made cigarette by rolling your Ou>n GOLDEN _ Be CareFul When You Judge! Pray don’t .find' fault wit^h the man who limps,) ' ? ' Or stumbles ^long-the. road. 4ii -•Unless you. have- Svorn the shoes he .. • wears . ■. ' - Or struggled; beneath his load. Machinerva Course No Single,. Problem oT Mod­ ern World More Keenly; . Debated Than , The Grow­ ing Use of Machinery iri Industry. Each'New Ma- ——chine—Displaces- )• . Labour, and' Brings • Near- , er the Robot World,” says Critic^ . ' v i\. . “At- 'thr-eri p.m. -today an explosion occurred in the X. pit. . A- hundred 'robot miners at work- ’there, were de­ stroyed... The machine-miders were working, well -beyond -the. zone of the explosion and. the fife wKfc-h.immed- -latel-y—f-al-lb-wed—arid—were-~aWe~~to—es-"" cape, injury.’■ ' x ..' .. , </You wil . one day—-much'.' snonpr. thari you imag.iri.e,-nerha:ps^—be—read— . i-hg Such -reports as this, iri your newspapei* writes Patrick ThomnSon-- and London answers. The -collier wil then have been relieved from • , -work which, iri a really . scientific - age,mo-human beirig should- be- called • upon to.perform. ' TESTED; AT THE COAL-FACE «-He - will ’ have moved’ up, become. ..a semi-skilled engineer' - supervising a., robot sloye, or a battery if slaves, : whi wil do his heavy work for him _f aS.ter_jandl.more.refficiently-—th an—he- and'’half, a dozen mates cduld do it; ..just-asj-the man- at-—the -levers- -of- -a- ste'am-shovel “Cbritrols • an . obedient I- slave of hetculean strength who digs; carries and dumps.'more earth- and debris .than he ,antd a hundred other -men could manage in .the- same space of time. -. : ; x .'^ ""’t 'Some people would, dismiss this as a Wellsian dream. But in fact’ a ro­ bot miner,, which cuts) the coal-at the fa‘ce and loads it,‘is testing now in the Wigan, coalfield—has been test­ ing for nearly a^yearx Experts think it wil- revoTutipnize the c.oal-mjning industry. Six >men with the robot miner- at their command 'can, cany "HuWrFd colliers. ./CAN THEY BEAT MEN? / Robots, invented and built by in­ genious engineers, usually on the^ ba­ sis of some scientist’s’discovery, are part we Remain unaware, of. them be­ cause ’•they ate riot fashioned in hu­ man .shape. • • • ■ Let someone build_a talking, walk­ ing, mechanical man, a ’ conventional robot'arid, he will achieve much pub­ licity and crowds- Avii] achieve' much -(at exhibitions and the. like. This is continually happening. But actually these mechanical men are often the least important type of' robot." There is nothing'they can do- better< than a 'flesh-and-blodd man, except,, perhaps, attract 'attention- at a sho,w. - The robots „of to-day and to-mor­ row, the, real robots, are improve- jnfents,'on the human beifig—not on hrin^an .being,-that incredi- Miy vviiyuo vrqaxxui.i, uu,v, o.n of his Jimbs, one of his organs a, . muscle a brain lobe. ■ They relieve men of special kinds of - work and re­ lease them for higher tasks-. / ■ The other day, in a building in a Canadian city, a robber moved steal- . thily down a corridor towards; a safe. Suddenly uprriar! -Gongs ^clanged bells -rang.j He was astounded. He had, the place taped and charted.' There Was* no bu-rglar alarm except the obvious one which he hacf disebn- riected ort ‘entering. He fled, and was captured at.the outer door. A robot had-been on guard, in the... form/of a slender, invisible ray con­ necting two points between, the " cor­ ridor walls.,. While the fay reriiain- L ■ 1 , & 1 ’ ■ “ | ner that could not be bettered ,an>^ “But how astonished,, were w^a when; the old lady, stiil very friend­ ly, presented us with a bill) f,or five shillings.. That was our only! cash payment; ‘. •_ ‘ “When we got bdek %tb Vienna; however, wd, found' a letter from . England, with a ' money order b6’rf- closed, w^iting.ofdr us. The old l^dy wrote that'she had just seeri’ i; a»’ ■ newspaper that yyer-pt po$ iwd »- rich, sp.lendid"iorifist^^ poor little girls from Vienna.’' She-.^ ..expressed her apologies for havifig - "naked nioriey from us '‘and and enl ?’ closed: twice the amount that - we paid. That was the best welcome that we 1 Had‘on our return t'o Vienna.” • .The hiking girls'are"Updaunted by . > their, '-experiences-. •/-'•“Next year we-. shall be-off agairi,’’. deplared’ Maly. ‘ “Europe has 'become -too small for- us,-sb we s,hall turn, „our. steps... in ...the ' direction' ofi-India.” ,. V • .'. • 1 -T-' •’ ':■ - f Stork WE-ALL MOVE UP. The coming of-new robots-Misturbs where, even in Vienna, existing jobs, .but only for ,a period. —• --x<—±_i-- Ilf due course the a greater efficiency achieved, the lowering of costs, the" shift-up jrocsses set in "motion,' com?? bjne to make riiore and better-paid jibs. “There js no labour-saving device which haw-permanently displaced la- 'bour ’;; there is npne Which has not in­ creased the nurnber of" jobs available, .Robots, acriiafed by an electric cur­ rent now send arid receive telegraph messages. Yet the npriiberi of oper-' ators ^employed is^.highb.ri. th-day. than.., before the robot*: appeared. Why? Becau^e^the robot has, allowed the business to expand on a -basis .of cheaper and t quicker processes.' Where is t^e ’ eXp^t njec-hahic Who- was replaced by the'faster, more act 'curate,, and)/cheaper machine.? He .has ' evolved: into. the master crafts-' jria’d who .makes tools and “ other ' things for the machine.' • . Where is the master ..craftsman^ so? laboriously knd highly trained, ,the labour aristocrat of the old world,. He and his progeny- haye been trans-' formed into' the engineers and ■ sbi.feri- ' tific research., workers, the highly ■lkaimed^&chn.ici.an.s^o^the^^maohine= • and robot age.' - .. .»•> TOWARDS THE, MACHINE ' Millennium " Where is .the. ..- plodding ’workmap who used to fetch- and carry for the ■ craftsmen and skilled workers of. the pre-robot epoch, .earning, thereby ..barely enough to keep body arid soul together? He tends the robots,,, and so: eafns. a far higher'wage'than was ■possible, in'the days , of . costly hand labour. ■ ■' . . . . ' ' ■ / .'Thank’S to'the, "robots, mankind i-s .now setting:foot upon the,broad’ and- shjnrrrg—way ''which leads to a -five- hour day, for/labour with higher ,1-iv- ■ ing standards.- The . technical - bar­ riers to this particular millennium— anly..'.one further stage -in,the upward march- of gnankind toward'^ the stars —-have o already, 'been removed by ; scientists and/efigipee.rs;" " ; 7^ The- gigantic ibil/’of building and, • sustaining this new . arid .longed-for.., world is: beyond,.the .power.ref human' u'‘hands and backs and br.ai-ns. .' It will willing slaves who-a-Ir-ead-y- do a ■ large- .be made- and. maintained by the same part of ’ the world’s work, arid who' .have blazed the trail for the. new era, of-exptansion- which waits'; round the* • corner' of d'o-morrow—the ; robots. •'■ Derby' Lead Grows - .. '^Sl^ntE'Chiid Sinfee-'492^ ..- —:To\Claim. Fortune. . ■ Tor<lnt'd-^A~baby . girl who might , be worth half a m.illj.Qn .dollars to lier in October-, 19.36,'has been'; b orn . to'.-’- Mrs. Mathew ' Kenny, leading con- • tender in the; 'Charlgs Vance' Mi.ilar “maternity s-wee-pafakes.” ■ — -. '. >11 REGISTEREIj ’ ';" ; The latest addition to the .Ketiny family gi.ve-s Mrs. Kenny 11. children '' Tegh)tgred_At'.. ihe^vltai--.&ta-tis-t-i-&s~de—— pa-rtriient. .since the.-millior!ah;-e sport- sman-lawyer .died"'” .in, 1926, leaving ■the. bulk of his wealth’ to the ■Torp'n- • to. mother who gave birth t,o -the greatest ■ number of - children ' in: 'the ' ten. yeiirs .after-His. death.. With. Mr-i;, ■ Gra.ce Ragiiato; Dn das. street west,/ anticipating^ h .ninth) child .'.since 19.2G,.;M)rs.-''Kenn; .'“blessed, 'eventl’■■-wh.ic.h.--f;nb:l<-—pia-pe--- St'..,. Michael-’ & - - H'O-s-p'-i-tra c ds ~ t Peter street French-Ca-ira-drimyreT)th.-:" e-r tw9 in -the lead ' for the Mflldf gold, now in. the hands■ of' trustees, ■' ’ -Word ■ from the • hospital .'.'repp r.^s .mojh'er and child' wera/'doipg...v^c-U/’ Bu't'Mrs.- Kenny' \p-s (lisappointld. She cour,red-.qn‘twins. She was-cer­ tain tv. i>.s v ere coming. She had J.iq.d '■ two pr three—how many was it, 'any .-wa;. -- sets . of/twin s' -before, '.-ami" said- she - .“-1-m'cw " v'-'hothcr -7 ”Sfirinch.u" .■v-r-v-—..-..'•■»-■•- ;?■ -'■". ----©ui—4raffiri-light signals are rd" es^a-re^nbw--^te&5ed* .-.bypTobot-s, while .the .human pilot) ta- rkes-a-restt—Asre:arjy“‘a's'"1927:'a/fob'ot pilot steered a steamship, the Pulpit Point, from ’Frisco to Auckland, N.Z,,. a run ,of twenty-one days. • ROBOT ON THE ’PHONE • For the last six years the level of water "is , one. df America’s; biggest 'reservoirs has ’ been : regularly ' .re­ ported by a robot which -answers ■ ’phone, call, gives) the required Jnfor- mation necessary-—but' in- tone sig-- nals), and rings off,’ returning, tp .its sleepless-job „of ..watching the. ..waiter..Jevelj' ;/j" •/ [ . Robots are even .invading the home. One of. them, on-the market now, switches itself On, boils the water, makes your morning tea, and then'wakes you up with th^ buzz of its alarm at the a'ppointer hour. From this to the robot which will put the joint )in the riven, cook it,- arid announce' when it- is . done, , is Only a step, arid that step will be taken aS soon as there i a.real demand for the development. Given time and , money, engineers ' Made.....JEbteiL-EmiiT Austria to' England Two, girls from .Vienna have just got - back from. London, having “hitch-hiked” their way half across Europe and- back-.- - They are the- rich­ er for thb experience by the. -express­ ions they gathered in the various, countries . by asking • for lif-ts from likely' looking motorists. The two ..girls are Josefine Reif- . Berber and Maly ■■ Briot-FrOschauer. )Josefine is only 20, is the-daughter of an official and studies medicine .and' psychology.. .^Mjafy, who is 29, is a dressmaker, Che" daughter -of a small, shopkeeper. They were in London last September^ their, jour- ri.ey having been from -Vienna to London\and back. They trayelled with 30s -between them—arid never had^to spend a penny, save once: “It is only yvhen one travels with little money that^ one really begins to. know the world,” declared Maly • Brgt-Froschacur. “Above all we learn to know the national charac­ teristics‘of the various motorists of whoTfb’w'e begged "1iftsT/’" z “Bu it was the Englishmen that we 1 ____ , ____. t -V; "twins,' ->r -only oiie.” . ■ ' -. . y ing-] ( ent- ■ Mrs. 'Fa-r-rigr h s^v.G.ng;ob^4^-eH--lx■^■i■s'4x’■T•yd'i~E^,— tai sfnlrtks department, .. and -ejs hopes of"'registerihg- - arcrilriw. f h-r»e ... children born prematurely, -Newspaperinen-.-have--- hccri* ■‘cantn-*" i-ng .on - the- doorsteps’’ of*these c.Sn- ,tenders for the' past several T-hey..-have made big pynmi?ie«' mothers .for . D.bc’.o-r'aphic and rights .in the ecent rf. their -..v the -half -millioVi dollars.’ ' Mf^eriny, -CCCi.ucs f.lm;- J, "Xo keen about’ winiiing t^e ;half. ..millipiGas. she...is...to- -beat/^Irs.---: Bafn'atOr-who, -she claims, m/cc t<j‘d . her -m Bay street that she “dain’t have a chance’ . ’ > .Mrs. Bagnatd. remains confident . that she is in the-leading position for the big. prize money through blessed ehe it. seemingly ou,ts. Kenny two up on her. - to-day can> build a .robot to perform almost an.y.„.h _ __J.. ing tbo?se'Pof the human brain.'.' BEYOND-OUR. BRAIN POWER Mathematicians and technicians have-now .af'their command/so-caL .led, .“thinking .machines” which per-, form '^calculations' beyond the power of anyx human, brain. They will-t Work out mathematical problems in I an houi' or two ‘which a team of ma-! thematicians would require months'! to solve, ' The mist , imposing, although not the most, intricate. of these 'brain ro­ bots is the -tide-predicting juach.ine in 'tire office-of the Coa,st ,and Geodetic 'is eleven feet long and- six feet high and'two „ _______ __ ____ _ that space is had to "refuse the invitation? , packed thh equivalent cK a thousand ‘ high-poweredy- mathematical bf-aips j __ a smlie^ “To them it was always a gentlemanly act to invite two -hiking girls into their Bars when we asked for a lift; ■ ? • • “In France we did not hayp to beg for a lift .'once- -but the Frenchmen took us, not ouf of a sense of duty, but because, A or them, it was d i pleasant •'experience. | “The’Swiss- took us along because j they' wore Joo lazy to' say 'No’ to 'us. i “The. Italians looked surprised for a moment when we asked for a.lift, , but then they were so^'polite that ■ they would make long detpurs^otit of The Lesson Of Life Pleasures I anticipate' so often out ' badly ■ ■ '■ .That I have" learned to watch .for joy 'P1'1 ' • • - j^.' i : ing homesick for Vienna .and we j “Some of- o.ur experiences were not lii^gh'-powered,' mathemaRcal bf'aipsi’so happy. .One Of the .most bitter, speeded' up a hundredfold. ’ . -which,had a ‘happy-ebding’ was dur- .' Put it to work-, and in seven hours i ■ °ur ‘ma^ch’ through Belgium. Jit'will .lay before'you thp time* oD day i gentleman ’■took- us as fari- as ) of each-high and low tide during the'i ^fus/els and when we left his-' car/ , next twelve months at' each- of thb.L® im’gqt our ruckhacks, which 6°n^). "]V U,hy,'^ '*) 'eighty-four,chirif ports''pf ■ the world, pained. our.iittle'- inonpy.fifyl our pas^ tive“~Ti'erfv<jry— 'iiicludirig all such variants as spring’; P-0™’' ' "‘eiJ /'ww-st Chatham. tides1 and neap , tides, with the exact I ■ oU\ despair we went to the. 1 A1 ,'/____, } police, who arranged' our night " “■■ - oi.d coins -es -a'nd la!7s 1,-lM £'//“j /" ‘I16 m0™"e ««" rt?mi ■ . • reit-L ■ uespau , turned to jov when the wl ' Iher,e are thirty- Polic_ c,- f a ‘including all such variants as spring' f ‘ S ' ... , " ‘ ’ rise or fall Jo be expected. . •• Now, "the tide rises'-arid falls 1,4-00. tipies in a year. ' seven different, factors—depending upon the relative positions of theupon sun, moon .and earth, the shdpe and' size of the harbour,. et<?ete,f’a-—mak­ ing tip a tide. These have to be cab culatcd simultaneously;, °and-..the tim'd eleihent enters into every calculation; ■The people who deplore robots be­ cause they displace-human labour see no farther than the men who wreck­ ed, machines because 'they ferired for their livelihood.■ • » ■ «■*••■- '■APAi-ENTS A X' OFFER TO' EVERY • •ist of wanted iri.ventl inclination sent free. The Raihsdy Cdanpahy, World-'j'^tont Af'tm-iP y Han k -Str eW, Ottawa. C a h a 11 a ■ AXTEP--Vnltod. States Rim vl . Head. Cents. All .d'Jtt'eK,’ tip- t $5.0,0 pach V fit »}’I-Pt a, list 26e> feaj inottri' •■F5-.'I-)-et-»a.rs,l..i.y. .North. ni-a., Ontario. ■ ,• >. -■• ■ ' '■ ,‘w1 ; . -1...... . ■ . -. .■ . Police Chief of a district in Brussels informed us that pur .Muggage’ was safe. The 'motorist had handed- it over to the police. • ' “Another experience,' also with a ~ . ---------—--------- ‘happy/ ending’ Was oUr lot in 'En^- P<H.ECK ‘colds and headaches. Apply -' land Wfl <ttAnting.'l l 6 V-' Stick to .forehead; on. Io’upper lip u “ nidtoi^cgr driven ' SO soothing” vapours may -be .inhalfed. - :Dy wnat'I think was an"‘officer in harmful. Mailed upon recipt of 25c.’ the Navy. He invited us to go to M,hWbrnnd' ^'row. - his mothers hofise, for a day; Wo were splendidly treated and *we had never met such a nice old lady ph ’- (ai*y Of,our travels. We had a.din- 5