Clinton News-Record, 1969-10-16, Page 4GODERICH SALT BOAT
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Population :3,475
Mk HOME
OP PA DA!?
IN CANADA
nights a week,"
But he gave us a refund,
which ,you'd never get in most
cities.
• Perhaps the highlight of the
weekend was The Newlyweds.
We were coming down in the
elevator on Sunday. A very
large man, in his late fifties,
and stoned to the eyeballs,
joined us at the fifth. floor. He
was accompanied by a stat-
uesque blonde, in her early
fifties. Also stoned, hut a lady.
Couldn't say a word.
''Wanteha to meet the wife."
he burbled deliriously, "Just
got married yesterday,"
We were delighted at this
manifestation that love knows
no race, creed, or age,. and
congratulated them heartily.
"We got 12 kids," he an.
nounced proudly. Seems she
had four sons and two daugh'
tors and he had four daughters
and two sons, by previous mar-
riages. Lots of grandchildren.
They wore just off to Boston
on their honeymoon, Now,
don't ask the why anyone
would go to Boston on a honey-
moon: There isn't that Much
time to talk while you're going
down five floors in an elevator.
But they seemed extremely
happy, and God bless them,
and I hope they made it out of
the city without being thrown
in the impaired driving tank.
Ile almost wiped out a bellboy
as he backed away from the
hotel entrance. 13 ut love and
peace to both of them, Ilow
would you like to start on a
honeymoon with 12 kids?
Personally, I love and ad-
mire anybody who believes in
love and admiration after the
age of 50. But 12 kids! And
all those grandchildren. Wow!
It's like going over the
trenches at dawn with a cap
pistol and a string of firecrack-
ers.
Theme two. Does anybody in
his right mind understand
Medicare? I take it from the
silence that the answer is a
resounding "No!"
This will replace that, and
that will replace this, and I can
get a hearing aid, which I
don't need. IloW about a smell,
ing aid for those who can't
smell? My wife, after carefully
reading the utterly confusing
directions, has the idea that we
belong to four different medi-
cal plans, 'none of which will
pay all our medical bills. The
only thing that comes through
to me, loud and clear; is that
it's going to cost more Money.
Theme three. Do you realize
that a high school with about
1400 students in it, is a snake
pit? Confine about 1600 peo,
pie ( counting staff and jani'
tors) into a shoe factory . about
a city block in size, and what
do you get?
A learnim!, situation? No,
burning situation and a gaggle
of paranoids, Mote about this
later, when I'm feeling better.
And I feel better already, just
having said it,
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;Clinton News-Record, Thursday, October 16„ 1909
Editorial comment
Why the surprise..?..
Huron County's, new assessment at .a meeting which 'happened to be held in.
commissioner., E. F. Hall, decided this town — but to point ..out that the weekly
year that certain farming operations press on which many Huron citizens rely
should 'be assessed as .businesses. — and for local news was not 9.1V.811 time to do its.
they have been. Whether or not they are job of informing its readers.
businesses as defined by. the Assessment
When the broiler producers hastily
Act is a question which may have to be called a meeting to discuss the business
answered a court of law, assessment last week, a
A more easily answered question — and standing-room-only crowd turned out and
one which should be answered • -not only many left with unanswered questions,'
for farmers but for every ratepayer whose
Mr. Hall admits readily that the switch
taxes go toward the nearly $200,000 it to a central, automated record system was
costs to run the assessment department bound to involve errors — and almost any
.this year — is why the farmers had to wait town or township clerk knows they did
until they received their assessment occur.
notices to learn that a new policy was in
Why then was the confusion over the
effect. business assessment not avoided by
Even then they learned only that they announcing and explaining the new policy
were being assessed for business tax in advance?
purposes. They had no idea why or on Mr. Hall said many months ago that
what .basis. Most of the notices went in much, business tax was being overlooked
the mail on or about Sept, 30, With in the county — a situation he said would
appeals due back in Mr. Hall's hands be remedied. It has already been suggested
' on the situation and decide what action to
yesterday, property owners had at the most 14 days to try to inform themselves that he was thinking then of the farms. In
any event, the decision to add business
assessment certainly' was made well
before Sept. 30, take.
Like so many of today's problems, this This newspaper carried a brief story
one can be blamed largely on lack of about the matter last week and to our
comrr unication. But riot on lack of knowledge we were the ,only weekly in
avenues of communication. All that was the county to do so. We mention that not
to pat ourselves on the back — we were necessary was for Mr.,Hall to make use cf
just fortunate the subject was mentioned them.
Must tell the whole truth
Consumer protection efforts at the oils, soft drinks, beer, napkins, facial
provincial level were outlined in a seminar tissues and toilet paper as well., The list
held here by the Dept, of Financial and will be expanded later.
Commercial Affairs last week and it was "The blessings of the New York
made clear that the marketplace is no longer governed alone by the words regulations will be obvious to anyone who
has shopped in a supermarket recently.
"caveat emptor" or "let the buyer Trying, to determine which is cheaper, the
12 2/3-ounce package at 73 cents or the beware,"
But while Ontario laws cover an 13.8-ounce package at 81 cents, pis an
impressive list of activities, the whole area exercise which can drive any
of packaging and labeling lies outside the conscientious shopper to tranquilizers.
province's jurisdictibn and we believe the "Mr. Basford has long been a believer in
Montreal Star's recent comments on that the power of consumer resistance to keep
subject are worth reprinting here. "If Ron prices down. But consumers can hardly
Basford, the federal minister of consumer exercise their power when they cannot
affairs is really looking for battles to fight discover which product is cheapest
on behalf of the housewife, he might cast without the aid of a computer. And it is
his eye to New York City for inspiration. all too easy- for manufacturers to disguise
Mrs. Bess Myerson Grant his counterpart the effects of inflation by putting just a
little less of the product in the package there, has just issued a regulation
and leaving the price Unchanged. requiring supermarkets and other food
retailers to label a broad range of goods
"Mrs. Myerson, herself, put the whole
nat•ony the:tota I mice but also With issue with admirable clarity:
"The package must tell the whole the price per pound or per quart.
"Most stores in Canada and the United truth. It must tell not only what is
inside and how much of it is there, States already give both the unit price and
but how much it 'costs in a way the the total price for items like meat and
housewife can compare with other fish, But the New York regulations will
sizes and shapes of packages," require shopkeepers to provide the same
information on bread, cereals, cooking "We hope Mr. Basford was listening."
Visits daughter, hits medicare, says school is snake pit
This column is not going to
have one theme, but several.
Fair enough? I've just re-
turned from an exhausting
weekend, taught eight 40-min-
•ute periods of English and at•
tended a department -heads'
meeting which ended by six
p.M., with everybody snarling.
We went to visit our (laugh-
ter at university, A mistake,
but you love them, First few
weeks are bad enough, but
when you add a tooth extrac-
tion, with complications, it's
'orrible.
Complicate that with loneli-
ness and you have a pretty sad
kid, on' your hands. (Funny,
isn't it? Kids spend years tell-
ing you how glad they'll be to
get away from their rotten par-
ents and be FREE. And a week
later they're desperately home-
sick.
But it wasn't all bad. We had
a good dinner, out: and Kim
ruined her new leather skirt
by dropping a fried shrimp on
it. This is the only skill she has
really mastered, after 13 years
of education. _Dropping things.
And then there was Dennis,
the cab driver. Rotund and .jol-
ly, he talked steadily as ho
drove us in circles and
squares, looking for an ad-
dress. When we finally found
it, we realized we could have
walked in half the time.
And Dennis, striking his
forehead violently, remarked:
"fleez, 1 shoulda known Us
place. I work right across de
street dere at de garage two
What with all that good
Canadian wheat going their way
and now the proposal that we
sponsor their membership in the
United Nations (as we dam'd
well should) it seems likely that
we may be the first western
nation to establish cordial.
relations with The People's
China.
If that's true now would be a
good time for some of us to start
bridging the language barrier —
and there, I fear, may be a
problem greater titan mere
ideological indifferences.
I went into all this a half
dozen years ago when there
seemed a slight chance that my
paper might establish a bureau in
Peking, I instantly enrolled in`a
language Class- and learned hoW
to count up to 10 — yet, yee,
sum see, ng. loke, chut, hart,
gow, sup — but it wasn't easy,
even after all those years of
eating chicken chow mein, and
there were complications to
right and left.
Those words are Cantonese
which is spoken almost
exclusively by Chinese
Canadians, because, it seems, -
most of their ancestors come
from the southern provinces of
Kwangtung and Kwangsi. The
rest of the country speaks
Mandarin and there's a
bewildering variety of dialects.
Even what we ignorantly
describe as the "sing song" style
of Chinese'speech is a matter of
precise tone. Occidentals are
sometimes advised by teachers
of the language to tune up at a
piano with the high tones at
middle C, low at (1 below C and
medium at B below C, a gloomy
75 YEARS AGO
October 19, 1894
Mr, Ed. Bates of Galion, Ohio,
is the guest of Jno, Derry,
On Wednesday, Rev. Mr,
licidgins bf Seaforth and Mayor
Holmstead, inspected the pipe
organ of Rattenbury street
Methodist church, with a view to
procuring one for their Own
church.
Wednesday afternoon a horse,
which had been left untied in
front of the New Eta office,
walked up to the plate glass and
started rubbing its nose thereon,
an occupation it was not allowed
to continue any longer than was
absolutely necessary.
On Wednesday, Mr, Lea
Brown left on a trip to Aylmer,
going by bicycle; this would be
quite an undertaking for a
persons physically unimpaired, to
say nothing of it being done by
someone who is somewhat
crippled.
56 YEARS AGO
October 15, 1914
Hon. T. W. Crothers, Minister
of Labor, has issued an appeal to
the women of Ontario asking
that each and every one who has
an orchard, dry two bushels of
apples in the old fashioned way
from the wealth of fruit which
this season loaded the 1,11,08.11)e
dried product will be shipped to
Prudhomme of Montreal
who will attend to its transport,
across to ReigiuM.
Town Clerk, 1), L. Macpherson
has received the revised list of
permits for th e province, There
are now 364.9 motor eyeles and
81,050 automobiles in Ontario,
prospect for a traveller who
happens to be tone deaf.
Nearly all Orientals have
trouble pronouncing "v" or "r"
which simply aren't in their
alphabet. Called upon to say
"ripe on the vine," for instance,
they may conic out with "lipe
on the wine." (The late Ian
Fleming, who was terrified of
flying, once described his
chagrin when, boarding a Japan
Air Lines plane, the lovely
stewardess welcomed him with
the words, "have a good
fright.")
We find it amusing that
Orientals have difficulties with
these consonants, but it works
both ways since several Chinese
sounds aren't in our language,
including the "ng" combination;
and this causes some reverse
hilarity, which is only fair.
The Chinese word for "me"
or "I", for example, is
pronounced "ngor" and may
take a couple of weeks to master
for people like columnists who
use the first person singular
rather often.
On the whole, Chinese seems
to be a more expressive language
than English. You could do
better describing a sunset or a
blond in Cantonese than in
English. It is all beautifully
polite, as well. "Your home,"
for instance, is "grand palace"
while my home is "humble
nest". Your name is always
"honorable name" while my
name is "humble name".
The more literate Chinese
usually have some epigram on
the lips of their tongues, handed
down from the early
philosophers, and can toss a
telling phrase from Confucius
Miss Ross Lavis who is a
milliner at Seaforth, spent the
weekend at 'her home in town,
40 YEARS AGO
October 17, 1929
Messrs. Curren and Shipley
have disposed of their Albert
Street grocery business to Mr. C.
Lobb, who has been conducting
a grocery in the old Wiltse stand
in the Sloan block for some
time. Mr Lobb has moved into
his new stand this week.
Another change in the grocery
business has also been effected
this week when L. Lawson and
Co., disposed of their business,
Huron street, to Mr. J. T.
McKnight of town. Mr. Leonard
McKnight will come up from
Toronto to assist his father in
the business,
There were no services in the
United Church at Holmesville on
Sunday by order of the Medical
Officer of Health on account of
a recent death from diptheria,
The school has also been closed.
25 YEARS AGO
October 19, 1944
Miss Beth Goyim', Miss Elva.
Govier and Miss Wilma Radford
Spent the weekend in Toronto
and them went on to Ottawa to
visit the former's aunt and uncle,
Brig. Gen, and Mrs. E. Dewar.
Miss M. 11.3i2abeth Courtice of
Mitchell spent the weekend with'
her aunt Miss Harriet Comfit:6.
Mrs. R. IL E. (Whiner,
Hayfield, left last Thursday to-
spent the Winter With het father,
Mr. Si Gaylord, Lake Geneva,
Wise.
Miss Mildred Heard and Mrs,
into almost any debate.
"Innocent men cannot be
accused with false evidence," is a
good example. They also have
their colloquialisms, many quite
similar to our own, "Chasing
chickens" is Chinese for
girl-bunting and "loading big
gun" is the Oriental way of
saying that a man is elaborating
on the truth.
Chinese words are all of one
syllable, How are you is "Nay ho
inaa?" The weather is fine is
"Ho tin see." See you again is
"Joy ghin." I love you is "Ngor
oy nay." (There's that "ngor"
again, fouling up the course of
true love.)
This naturally makes it look
r easier -than.: it is, e -Chines?.
high school texts contain some
2000 words and since you'd
need at least a third of them for
conversation it generally takes
from six to eight months for a
westerner to build up a basic
vocabulary.. •
The .writing of it is an even
greater challenge. Having had it
confirmed that ,seript runs from
top to bottom you may be
advised to drop the whole thing
right -there: Some Chinese
characters look vaguely like the
word they represent ("tree"
looks like a tree), but .when you
combine the words "feet" and
"hands" to make the word
"captured" you're getting into
deep water.
it pleased me to learn that my
own name is written by
combining e Chinese
characters for "afternoon",
"scholar" and "quantity" — a
wonderful byline if a fellow had
a column in Peking.
A. R. Cooper spent the weekend
with the latter's sister, Mrs.
Floyd Lodge of Goderich.
15 YEARS AGO
October 14, 1954
Miss Phyllis Hanley,
University of Toronto, spent the
long weekend with her parents,
Mr. and Mrs. H. M. Hanley.
Mr. and Mrs. George Beattie
and two children, David and
Miss Beverley, spent
Thanksgiving with the former's
uncle and aunt, Mr. and Mrs.
George Gregory, Barrie.
Kenneth Ashton, University
of Western Ontario, London,
spent the holiday with his
parents, Mr. and Mrs. Harvey
Ashton.
Mr. and Mrs. Norman Toms,
Detroit, spent the Thanksgiving
with Mr. and Mrs. Charles Toms,
Hayfield.
10 YEARS AGO
Oct. 15, 1959
Mr. and Mrs. C. J. Margeson
and sons John and Jimtny,
Aylmer, spent the holiday
weekend in town visiting with
the lady's patentS, Mr. and Mrs.
C. Proctor and grandmother,
Mrs. J, K. Wise.
Mr. and Mrs. 1)ia Cornish have
returned from a two weeks'
vacation in the United Stales
where they visited Mr. and Mrs.
William Neal, Harrison- City, Pa,,
Mr. and Mrs. Willard Neal,
Elyria, Ohio; and Mr. and Mrs.
Lloyd MacDonald, Detroit,.
Mr. and Mrs. Wesley Haddy,
Paul and Scott, Agincourt, spent
the Thanksgiving weekend With
Miss 13mma LAOS and Mr, and
Mrs. AleN TIaddy.
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07 Pastor: REV. H. W. WONFOR,
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o Organist: MISS LOIS GRASBY, A.R.C.T.
°.'" (/_. . SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19th
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Sermon Topic: "The Courageous Companionship"
Wesley-Willis -- Holmesville United Churches
REV. A. J. MOWATT, C.D., B.A., B.D., 0.0., Minister
MR. LORNE DOTTER ER, Organist and Choir Director
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19th
9:45 a.m. — Sunday School.
11:00 a.ni. — Morning Worship.
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The Rev. R. U. MacLean, B.A., Minister
Mrs. B. Boyes, Organist and Choir Director
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19th
9:45 a.m. — Sunday School,
10:45 a.m. — ANNIVERSARY SERVICE.
The Rev. W. E. Jarvis, B.A., 8,0., Exeter, Guest Speaker
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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19th
9:45 a.m. -- Worihip Service
11:00 a.m.-'. Sunday School
7:15 - 7;45 — Hymn Sing.
8:00 p.m. ._ MR. JOHN AITKEN, Shelburne; Speaker,
8:00 p.m.— Tuesday Prayer Meeting; Bible Study
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Pastor: Leslie Clemens
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19th
Sunday School: 10:00 a.m.
Morning Worship: 1 I :00 a .rn,
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Wednesday, 8:00 p.m. Prayer Meeting and Bible study