Clinton News-Record, 1969-06-12, Page 22. Clinton News -Record, Tir-sc1ay, June 12, 1909,
by Bili Smiley
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We all, lengv4' What Happens
to good Samaritans, dontt we?
They end up holding the.bag.
fieceently we acquired a kit-
ten, It was practically over my
wife's dead body,. put Kim in-
sisted she was going to crack
up psychologically if she didn't
have a little brother for corn -
Pane. As usual; :Dad was the
'catalyst, No pun..
It turned out to •be a little
sister, as. I've mentioned, but
that was to be expected. She
was a little beauty and immedi-
ately took over the house with
that mixture of charity and ut-
ter arrogance that only a fe-
male kitten can muster.
Even the Old Battle Axe, be-
came fond of the thing, despite
the usual clawing of furniture
and drapes. Kim was ecstatic.
Tin the only one in the family
who can barely ee civil to cats.
I'd es soon have a baby gorilla,
or a pet anaconda, as a cat,
Pip, the kitten, had been re-
trained, after a traumatic lapse
when the painters were here.
All was serene. She had run of
the house, slept with Kim, and
began spending some time
playing in the hack yard mak-
ing like a tigress with insects
and worms. Tragedy struck
Sunday afternoon. I was sitting
outside, reading, when I heard,
the unearthly but unmistake-
able scream of an animal in its
death -throes,
I couldn't believe our kitten
could make such a noise. But it
was definitely feline, and she'd
been playing around in the
yard unly a little while before.
Leaping tIP, I spotted the di-
rection , of the wails, and ran
out to the road. There was Pip,
head ly.,
crouched ythe middle ofltle
ine
road, as the cars sped ,by.
T picked her up as. gently as
Possible, certain she'd been
run over, or at least hit by a.
car', She squealed piteously and
clutched my` sweater. She was
shuddering with, terror and
pain.
I carried her in like a
wounded bird and called my
wife. Who was :horrified. The
kitten was phviously in shock,
eyes glazed, headshaking. Her
hind legs seemed paralyzed
and I thought her hack must
he broken, Her face was
bloody and half her nose
wined to be missing.
We put her in her box -bed
and stood about, wringing our
hands. My wife' shrieked,
"She's shrinking!", and I
agreed, Creatures seem to do
that when they're dying..
My wife wailed, "Her eyes
are funny, and her ears are
tuning inside out." I ageed,
The kitten shivered uncontrol.
lably. The death rattle was im.
minent.
"Better tell Kim," quavered
the boss. "She'll never forgive
us if Pip just dies and she isn't
here."
Once again' I agreed, and
raced upstairs, where Kim was
watching Hamlet on TV. My
face as Iong as a foot, I in-
toned, "Kim, you'd better come
quick. I think Pip's been ;'un
over, and she's in bad shape:,
She looked up, startled, .and
said, "Dad, what have you been
into? Here she is, right here,"
And sure enough, there was
Pip lyilig snoozing on the
couch, as elegant as Cleopatra
waiting for Mark Antony..
Well, you don't have to be
Sherlpek Holmes, To you? I'd
rescued the wrong blasted cat,
There was some excuse, My
tender' heart. The thing was
screaming, Ancl it was exactly
the same coloring es Pip.
The reason my wife thought
the beast was shrinking was
that it's about a month young-
er than` Pip, The reason its
eyes were chill is that it's re-
tarded, I'm sure.
Kim promptly produced a
saucer of milk, The cat with
the broken back and paralyzed
legs just as promptly walked
over to it and drank it, though
still shivering, then curled '.up
and slept for two hours, Its
bloody nose was probably from
gravel spattering under a ear's
wheels.
Well, what do you do?
Throw it hack on the road? Pip
aid my wife are furious, one at
having an interloper, the other
at having two cats when she
didn't want one. Kim is de-
lighted and determined to keep
the ugly, stupid little mutt,
who eats like a lion.
And I, as usual, despite the
fact that this is a cat story, am
in the dog -house, where good
Samaritans frequently find
themselves.
TOt'1NSH1P SADDLE HORSE SPECIAL
JUDGING THE HEAVY HORSES
SVVINt . 'EM HIGH
FERRIS WHEEL
Photo ))' IlleG
by W.
Jene Miller
The empty pew
imagine a little ant hill in the
city park. The tiny • creatures
scavenge over ' the entire area
looking for food. Near the ant
hill is an old iron cannon. But, to
the ants, itis just a .place to
climb and look. It provides a
long, dark tunnel for protection
to Lhe colony. imagine that they
decided to seek security in the
strong, steel walls. 'They could
have no possible conception of
the real meaning of the device.
Then, imagine that. a group of
citizens decided to fire the old
cannon to celebrate. End of
ants.
That is the possibility facing
man as he moves farther into the
atomic age. The ant -like minds
of the fearful cannot conceive of
a "fire storm in which the very
oxygen of the air begins to burn..
In some Eastern : cities "in tlld
11.$., a great ,=status symbol
being assigned a place in the not even have weapons capable
alternate offices of the of launching an offensive.
company. Giant underground You know, it occurs often in
facilities are being built to history that books are the fuel
withstand the blast of atomic for bonfires, and sometimes they
warfare. Important personnel are are fuel for other fires. Samuel
supposed to report to them, if, Adams is considered to have had
they can navigate through the the pen that fanned Revolution.
inevitable panic of a warning-- if "Uncle Tom's Cabin" is credited
there is any warning. Yet .a with recruiting thousands for the
fire -storm would destroy what great Civil Rights War of a
Lhe blast did not, even down century ago.
ventilator shafts. Maybe -just maybe --we ought
And, under present American' to re -read "The Manchurian
policies and escalation, the Candidate", and "The Gay
possibility of war is not remote. Place". Maybe we ought to look
The question is what is openly for hints at an inner
happening to a nation which structure of political
never before tried to run the machination and moral
whole world. What is going on in degeneracy. There might be
our policy-making bodies that nothing to it, but we ought to
we are sending our sons to look.
foreign soil to fight for freedom At least we might have sense
against a nation that never'- xrenough'not to build our security
invacl�ed its neighbors, and, does u)rwe pans 9 i
to ,.- gy, 4h
From our early files
75 years ago.
The Clinton New Era
June 15, 1894
Mr. Welsh of the London
Road bought a new Brantford
cycle from Mr. A. T. Cooper last
week.
Miss Winnie Sheppard of town
has gone on a visit,,to relatives at
Oshkosh, Wisc. She was ticketed
through by W. Jackson.
Messrs. Davis & Rowland are
putting a new tin roof on the
Grand Union Hotel.
On Wednesday next Mr. H. B.
Chant and wife will attend the
wedding of their brother, Mr. C.
A. Chant, a professor in Toronto
University.
Mr. McCool, Albert SL, is
adding a storey to his home.
55 years ago
The Clinton New Era
June 11, 1914
Mr. G. W. Pinner came up
from Toronto to spend the
weekend in town and on
Monday he, accompanied • by
Mrs, Pinner and her sister, Miss
Jule Bartliff, left for Vancouver.
Miss Bartliff will remain for a
couple of months.
Mts. Thos. Trick left last week
for Sarnia where she spent a few
days, with Mrs. C. H. Pugh.
The Ladies Aid of Burns'
Church are holding a banana
social on June 12 on the Hariock
school grounds. Admissible is
10c and 25c.
40 years ago
June 13, 1929
Mr, and Mrs. Makins,
Bayfield; moved a short time ago
into the dwelling in connection
with the barber shop which has
been nicely remodelled and
decorated.
Mrs. J. Silcox left Saturday to
visit her brother, Pred Sloman,
of the School Car, and his family
in Northern Ontario,
Harold Lawson left Monday
for Toronto, where he has taken.
a position. Harold will be much
missed amongst his Clinton
friends.
Misses Cora Jervis, Esther
Trewartha and Isabel Fraser
motored to Toronto on
Wednesday of last week to be
present at the graduation
exercises in connection with the
Toronto University.
25 years ago
' June 8, 1944
Cpl. Kenneth Vanderbergh of
the R.C.A.F. in Newfoundland is
home on.leave and is visiting his
parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wesley
Vanderburgh, Albert Street.
Petty Officer Mary Gaydon of
H.M.C.S. Stadecone has returned
to her work after a holiday spent
in town at the home of Mrs. P.
Hearn.
Mrs, Geo. Crooks of Delhi is
the guest of Mr. and Mrs._ W, M.
Aiken.
15 years ago
June 10, 1954
Mr. and Mrs. H. Newland and
Miss Florence Howey,
Leamington, were guests at the
home of their son and nephew,
Dr. Newland, last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Carman Tebbut
attended the graduation of their
son, Lewis Tebbutt, from the
University of Western Ontario,
London, on Saturday, June 5.
Mr. and Mrs. F. W. Andrews
and Miss Lois Wood,
Londesboro, were in London on
Saturday attending Convocation
at the University of Western
Ontario when William Andrews
received the B,Sc. degree.
Miss D. E. Marquis, who has
been assistant superintendent of
the Clinton Public Hospital for
the past 3 years, has accepted
the superintendency of the
Mission Hospital at Hazelton,
B.C., and leaves Clinton today to
take up het new post.
10 years ago
June 11, 1959
Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Bryden,
Billy and Sharon, Winnipeg,
Manitoba, ate visiting with the
lady's parents, Mr. and Mrs.
John Mullholland, Clinton.
Miss Jayne Mary Snell, Reg.
N., daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
Ephraim Snell, RR 1, Clinton,
has received her certificate for
public health nursing from the
University of Toronto with
second class honors. She has
accepted a position at Cornwall,
Ontario.
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