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tor. Albert and Rattenbury 04, Clinton
shoes and, while reading, was
luxuriously wiggling her toes
in the' deep pile of carpet that
surrounded her. Two senior
citizens were engrossed in
choosing a "who-done-it" in
the mystery fiction section,
while nearby, several children
with earphones were listening
to records.
There is an extensive selecw.
tion of Canadian films, neWs•
papers from every city and
town across the country, and
better known dailies from all
parts of the world. I couldn't
then, or since, think of one thing
that had been overlooked to
make this a haven for either
knowledge-thirsty citizens, or
those just seeking leisure
amusement through lighter
'leading, or the music library.
This was Edmonton's Cen.
tennial effort and her citizens
can be justifiably proud of one
of the finest public libraries in
the country,
_Diary Of A, Vagabond
BY POrothY BeriCe;
1•101.,EP RECORD FoR PItOWTH
Municipal rivalry is a healthy
state ler Any city to find itself
in. This has haPPened in the
west, for egamPle, where since
the end of World War Two,
Edmonton has maintained its
lead over Calgary as AlbertOS
largest city. gdliontork .als9 is
one of the most progressive in
the western provinces when it
comes tq redevelopment.
Itis hard for those who
have never travelled west of
the Great Lakes to visualize
what is happening in this foot.
hill area. There is a tendency
to associate Edmonton's citi.
zeory with Indian tribes and
Eskimos when, actually, the
city numbers among its popula,
tion sortie of the most sophist.
icated people in the country.
It wasn't too long after Donald
Gordon, then president of the
Canadian NatiOnal BallWAYS,
Presented a Plan to his heard
of directors for the 1'004140
Won of the CemPeneS real
estate ligidings in Montreal,
that Edmonton seized the 013
Poritinity to almost completely
rebuild the heart of its down.
town area.
Down came dilapidated Old
buildings and up went the CN
Tower which houses as well
as offices, a, modern new
station. The Tower looms over
the 'new' city hill and stands
rather like a sentinel over the
entire'area,of re-development.
I have logged a, good many
miles op the Several city blocks
between the Macdonald Rote).
and the CN tower on my visits
in western Canada. During my
stay I have watched this noun.
cipal metamorphosis taking
place with keen interest.
City Hall and the area that
has becetne known as Civic
Centre Is evidence that the
nomenclature that is constahlY
being associated with Edmonton
as a 'swinging city' is not at
all far fetched. With its wide
streets, mid-city park area and
cultural centres, its eager and
imaginative town planfters and
civic management, the spirit
of Edmonton is contagious.
I think I became thoroughly
innoculated with its civic pride
when I visited its Centennial
Library, one, of the buildings
in the complex rising from the
rubble of old structures.
MOOD MAGIC
Often, when I have been re*
searching a subject in a local
library, the hush has been de.
pressing. No so in this magus
ficent monument to constant
learning,
I will start with the decor,
for I am a firm believer. in
harmonious surroundings con*
tributing to a mood. Large up.
holstered chairs in mute green
and beige surround study tables,
On islands of thick carpeting
there are more of these corn.
fortable lounge chairs in tur-
quoise and moss green tweedy
material. Tropical piansts grow
profusely in the air conditioned
atmosphere and ceilingfixtures
beam soft light on reading
areas, There are tall narrow
windows where • comfortable
chairs provide privacy while
looking out over City Hall
square.
: There is,a, children's theatre
4045.wer :gegion,4: parkkle
iiiihrAdeon tileriiiTOP4 fibOrs
far Offices. TlieSe will event.
ually be occupied by varaous
municipal departments. ,There
is one of the finest filing sys.
tems for reference and for
locating boOks. Five-tiered
racks surrounding three walls
held every magazine I could
think of and many I had never
heard about. .
Particularly interesting w er e
the pamphlets on every subject
under the sun. Nearby is a
section "For Teens" where
a youngster had kicked off her
To love
MEN! DO 'YOU HATE
YOUR WIFE? Does she 'talk
all the time about Her Rela-
tives? Does, she Nag about
Nothing? 15 she a Miserly
Spendthriii? is she Too Bard
on the Kids or Tee PaSy on the
Kids? Is she always wanting to
Talk Things Out? Does, she tg-
Aere your Sterling Qualities
and pick constantly on your
.eight or ten Little Weakness-
es?
LADIES! DO YOU nog
YOUR HUSBAND? Does hp
talk all the time about Golf
and Curling? Does, he Grumble
shout. Trivialities? Is be a
erly Spendthrift? Is he Too
.asy on the Kids or Too Hard
on Them? Does he Always want
to avoid Talking Things Out?
Does he • ignore your charm,
'Intelligence and Warmth and
pick on inconsequentials like
that watermelon that - has re-
placed your little, flat tummy
of former days? '
Sorry, but this isn't an ad-
vertisement. If it were, there'd
• be g coupon. to send in, and
we'd get everybody squared
around in no time. It's merely
a questionnaire.
But if the answer to the first
question, in each case, is,
"Sometimes", and the answer
to all the others is an unquali-
fied,. ringing, "Yes!", you're an
honest man or woman, and a.
perfectly normal one, with a
good, average marriage going
for you.
If your answer is, "No!",
there's no point in reading far-
ther, because you're a liar or
you should be in heaven and
not reading this tripe at all.
I know that I hate my wife
sometimes, deeply and bitterly,
and I know that she hates me
sometimes with the same ad-
verbs. But e' est la guerre, and
if you don't think marriage is a
guerre, either you aren't mar-
ried or you aren't bilingual.
On the other hand, there's a
shoutder-to-shoulder solidarity
in the average marriage that
makes up for practically every-
thing. A man and woman who
fight constantly, verbally and
even physically, will turn like
a pair of cobras and hiss and
'spit 'at someone who criticizes
either of them.
• They .will forgive each other
rNi-r4
is to hate
for the most monstrous insults,. inanItst
the most cutting and vicious
remarks, if it's the real thing,.
They will ..cherish each other-;in
sickness as. well as in health, in
poverty as well as in wealth.
1. • don't what brought
all this on, except that it's
snowing and the wind is howl-
ing about the beuSe. and '1
/MO My Old Lady is lonely in
thp city and I'm lonely at
home.
There'S nobody there 1.0. tell
her that there aren't any
ghosts, that the kids will prob-
ably turn out OK despite all
evidence, and that she's a hell
of a good-looking girl when she
gets 'fixed up.
And there's nobody here to
WI me that I'm clever, despite
my stupidity in some' areas,
that I'm a good husband, and
father; despite my lapses, and
that my column is readable, if
I'd only leave out the vulgari-
ties.
She's so lonely in the city
that she can scarely wait to get
home on weekends so we can.
fight a normal life. And I'm so
lonely at hoMe that I can hard-
ly wait to hear the cheerful
babble that normally drives me
up the curtains,
She misses my cool, my rea-
sonability, my• refusal to panic
And I miss her passion, her
irrationality, her determina-
tion to panic.
She misses my casual atti-
tude toward money and bills.
And I miss her furious insist-
ence that the budget hould. be
kept in order. ,
And I guess that's what this
column is all about, You chaps
who answered "Yes" to all the
questions in the quiz that be-
gan it might take another look
at old Myrtle and count your
blessings, even if there are
only a couple of them.
Try it' without the Old Girl
for four or 'five months. To-
morrow, for example, I have to
shovel the front and back side-
walks, get breakfast and put
out, the garbage, before I even
start the day's work. In the
good old days, I'd leave all that
to Mum.
And brother, am I getting
sick of those frozen chicken
pies!
,M11111111
ambling it h.icy
• Moog ft« wood8)•
The foilewinK clipping, was Sent to Lucy by Mr. and Mrs.
by
Makins.
1)y Pick Robins Are Winging It Again
Robin redbreast and his buddy, the cedar Waxwing,are PrOhahlr
the only birds in 'the winged world that 80 put and get drunk
together.
At least, that's what It looks like to the impartial observer,
gyery year in January and February, the birds show up along
the Buncoast in gangs of 100 or more marking time until things
warm up a pit in their'Northland living quarters.
It you've got Brazilian pepper trees, by now you've PrebablY
already had a visit„ Because while the early bird may get the
worm, robins and waxwings would rather have the hrilliant
'little red berries the pepper trees produce.
Alter • they gobble up the berries, everybody makes like
the Bed Baron, with loops, barrel rolls.:and such-, the moat
exciting aerial show you ever saw. Particularly if you have left
your car standing in the driveway or have your wash out on the
line. No drunk is every very neat.
Actually the question of bird intoxication is one of the mootest
points around, here, Talk to Audubon People and you will get no
satisfaction, They are apt to say the birds don't fly well because
they are so gorged on berries.
But skeptics say the berries are fermented' by the sun. The
birds eat the berries and it makes hard cider inside their insides,
which makes them drunk.
Ultimately science will settle the question; Somebody will
capture one of those loopy robins and force him to breathe into
a Drunkometer. Or see if he can fly a straight line.
Now this writer is a bird-lover from away back, but in my
opinion the robins and waxwings are just as soused as possible.
If their behaviour was only the result of over-eating, you'd
see pigeons (one of the greediest of birds), putting on similar
aerial circuses. But you don't. Nor any other bird, either,
This is not to throw off on robins and waxwings. They are
highly moral birds, Their only crime is that they, like people,
are suckers for external appearances. There is the Brazilian,
pepper berry gleaming red, fat and tempting to a lam= bird.
How in the World is he to know that ,it is spiked?
There is one comfort, It's doubtful that any robin or waxwing
ever becomes a berry colic. Because when they ily.north in
another month or so it's so cold up there they sober up pronto
and stay that way all summer.
Lucy doubts if the birds stay sober until this time next year.
Three years ago Mrs. R, L. MaeMillen was one of several
Bayfield persons who reported flocks of robins cleaning off over.
ripe mountain ash berries and then carousing in a foolish way like
most drunks do. They flew againgt their big picture Windoiv until
she thought they'd break it. And when Les MacMillen went outside
to see what was causing the commotion, they fluttered around
his head so that he was glad to seek refuge in the house. Maybe
they only go on a spree when they are migrating!
Mrs. Makins writes
Dear Lucy
I just couldn't resist sending you the clipping out of the
St. Petersburg paper. and , thought you would really get a kick
from it. The robins really have a spree on their way north. We
experienced seeing the robins come into St. Petersburg again
this year. They seem to come altogether and are literally every-
where by the hundreds. The, little bushes with the red berries
on are really covered with birds and the trees are full and the
song is wonderful. I'm glad I didn't have a washing out on the
clothes line or it might have had a change of colour! They stayed
about two hours and all was quiet again.
I hope that you are feeling as well as usual this winter. The
winters are hard on we older people. That's why I came south.
I was none the worse of my trip and each day I have a nice walk
and 'rest and I feel much better. I still am using my cane but expect
to do so for a long time yet, These operations are not so good
and-fittakes-tinie-to-get-over them:
I We sit out on the back patio which is sheltered from the wind4
and are both getting tanned. It has been dry on this coast this
year but has its cool spells, too, I always say 'well, we don't
have snow and ice so that suits me.'
Accommodation down here this year is at a premium. They
are opening up the jails and letting people sleep over night. We
had difficulty getting what we wanted, so went back to the same
place for the fourth time. We are both enjoying ourselves and
hope to return home the end of March feeling more fit than before.
We expect to ,go over on the west coast where Helen, the Moores
and the Hughes are located and spend two weeks there before
returning home.
A card from Mrs. Nelson Howes from Duvedin, Florida, re.
ports: "Meadow larks, flickers and red-winged blackbirds around
the garden." And with the signs of spring, it won't be long until
these birds will be back with us again.
Carl picked four snowdrops outside the back door on February
26 and brought them in to Lucy.
Over CKNX radio she heard that clay that hunter's dogs had
'uncovered two live snakes - it was mighty cold weather right
men'
Mrs. J. E. Howard heard the cardinal singing on February
26 and also she noted four seagulls and a large hawk which she
was unable to identify ,when driving the car. And almost anytime
one goes out, there is much "cawing" from all those crows
which wintered in the district. On February 8 she saw three
horned larks on her way to Clinton.
All these are signs of spring which may or may not arrive
before its official date, March 21.
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am a street light
I am a street light. Here I stand day after day, year after year. Some people think
I am a useless object just draining money from the taxpayers. Others don't even
think of me at all. But there are a few who do realize how helpful I really am, They
know what a great asset I am to the community. Why, I've even heard them call
me the guardian of the night. The police department is responsible for calling me that.
Before I was installed on this corner, it used to be a haven for purse snatchers,
rapists, juvenile delinquents, and other law-breakers. But now, with my light beaming
all around, strangers don't lurk in the streets, and crime has been reduced almost to
none at all. People now walk the streets without fear of being attacked or robbed.
In addition to stopping crime on this corner, I have also reduced accidents, So
many times little children are run over by cars simply because the drivers are unable
to see them. There hasn't been a serious,aceident here for over a year, whereas before,
they used to happen quit frequently.
Besides reducing crime and accidents (if I may say so myself), I'm not bad to look
at. Before I was big and ugly, and 'gave off a sort of yellowish, drab light. But now,
since this new program to modernize our lighting system was started, I am long and
slender, and my light is a beautiful blueish color, Also, I need much less attenticin
than. I used, to, because I have a mercury light that lasts for about three years. Because
of this, thd,cost of'maintenance goes down, and with it, the taxes.
I also have an electric eye, so I go on as soon as it starts to get dark. Oh, there
are so many good points about me if people would only stop to think about them a•
minute! I could go on and on,. but now it's morning and I have to shut off,
BEVERLY WILSON.
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February 23, 1968