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HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton News-Record, 1968-02-29, Page 2WINTER ARTISTRY Dear Mr. Editor: Congratulatiens ! you've done the seemingly impossible! Restored my faith in the small town newspaper. For some time I have been disappointed.' in Your pews coverage and edi. tarials. But, all is changed! Last week's coverage of the Bayfield liker vote was superb -, the whole treatment - news, a hilarious editorial (in large type too for us old folks), poetry, even letters to the editor! I don't krioNii who wrote the edi- torial but I can see that you have a discerning eye for per. tinent copy, With all the gloom that the weeping of "sensible citizens" has brought on, it is ' fit to giVe a body a depression psychosis. Treatment for this might be sought at the 0,H, 'at Goderich but' really one should not have to go beyond village bounds for any ser. vice, But, bless you, it's all beside the point. Your editorial Page has east a new light on things. Trite, this has been a vale of tears since Valentine's Day (a great time for a bash, not a love in). It' has been- rumered (noW there's a handy word, Mr, Editor. Defy them to get you for slander on tha!t one) that the hanky supply has been exhausted locally. Some even went to Clinton to buy, it -is, said. I take it to be a gross exajerashun that some even tore up bed sheets to staunch their flowing eyes, but you know how sneaky tales get started, Personally, I am glad that we had cold weather for the vote as the flood of of tears would have inundated my basement and I was ex- hausted from mopping up after the Jan. thaw, In the midst of this wet, wet situation, what should cheer my drooping spirits but your fabu- lous editorial page, It was al- most too good to be true. My lucky day! Those mean old "drys" sure got their lumps. I'm still chuckline The gall of them turninge out to vote and worse still insisting on playing the game by the rules. Fit to make a decent voter lose faith in British fair play. (Had to get the flag in somewhere.) I'd teach 'em a lesson and print bilingual ballots. can see 'em trying to vote a straight ticket on all 8 questions. And Bless you, you've really-' stuck a solid blow for burner, Mr. Editor. Not everyone a predatespreates it like you do. Be. cause of this I am not sure that you would want to publish a serious letter like this, Please excuse my poor gram. mer and spellin' mistakes as I only have a 13.A, and 3 year's graduate study and, as you can see, learnin' don't do some folks no lead no how, I says, "Up with the laughs, and down with weepingpoor losers." With best wishes and expectin' some more of that subtle burner in Suture papers, I am; dear Sir, Your delighted customer "Ole Hooch" (name and address supplied) '' 4 * Dear Mr. Editor: - Your keen interest in the neighbouring village of Hayfield completely overwhelms me. Had you been a resident your. self you could not have been more concerned. Your editorial of February 22 re our booze vote is pitifully sad indeed. Your attempt to tear down the drys platform was rather futile as you didn't come through with even a good argument on any one of their issues. Don't worry 01' pal the wets had a platform too, but let's "face it,- the drys 'must eheve better: Oneee T cerequdee Our local poet whose poem you printed last week The wets said the hooch would ' re bring business 'The drys - "it would ruin the town" The drys must have got to more people 'Cause the sons of guns turned it down. So Mr. Editor don't cry in your beer over Bayfield's plight, The people of Bayfield know what they want and what's more they go about to get it. 06.66 percent of the people voted, incredible eh? what? and sure enough they turned it down. So what can you do about, it? Nothing! Now cheer up ofchap and if you are that concerned when the next booze vote rolls around then possibly you can see fit to become a part of this fair village and perhaps do something about it, Yours truly, The Clinton New Era Thursday, February 27, 1913. Mr. Harry Bartliff spent a few days in Toronto last week and took in the Auto Show. Miss Minlue Pinning spent the weekend at Mitchell. Councillor W. J. Paisley was in Toronto on business last week and also visiting his sonStewart who is in the Hank Clearing house for the'city, Mr. and Mrs. W. T. O'Neil returned on. Monday evening after a pleasant trip to Buffalo New York and Bermuda, for the benefit of the former's health and we are pleased . to hear that Mr. O'Neil is feeling much better. Mr. O'Neil can talk 'by the yard' on Bermuda and the sights to see. While they were, there a German War vessel was in port and the.officers and sailors had a merry time. Tuesday of this week' Mrs. Fred Mutch slipped oh the ice and broke her left wrist. '40 years agi, ' Clinton News Record March' 1, 1928 ' Miss Myrtle Trewartha is in Charge at the Clinton Pub- lic 'Hospital during the ilineSs of the superintendent; Miss Sir: The editorial in last week's Clinton News-Record on "Lack of participatiop CHSS students" pointed but the Stu. dent Councils position but left the blame on us, Surel we're all 'guilty to some degree but student council is living in a little world of their own and can't understand the group I'm in - which represents 20 25 percent of student body I'm sure. First of alit Student coun. cils and those who run for election in them are those with time, 'money and home life to fully appreciate the social life. Our council is no exception. Earlier this evening I was giving some thought to this letter when I staggered upon a picture which sumsup my pos. ition clearly. Oddly enough, the picture was in the same issue of the News-Record - on the same page the editorial appear. ed. It pictures ladies in beau. tiful dress, decked with jewel. lery and corsage; men in suits, white shirts and bow ties, their necks held stiff from starchy collars, It was the "At Home" dance at CHSS. I ask the question; How many senior students have the elegant clothes and the money that goes to pay for food and orchestra? How many parents went, even' though they couldn't afford it? Hoy many students had the .i.yl,iey„but.Ritt it. tqlyaA'd.seleeel elothes, present forI, bro. ther or sister. How many of you will admit going home and helping around the farm that evening, and sitting down to eat supper about the time, the well rested and jewelled, . ladies started to arrive at. CHSS? Are you - the student coun. cil - guilty of ms-management when four hundred dollars in chocolate money is uncollec. ted? You ask "How can the stu. dent council do .the things you want if they don't know what you want?' I want an education, that's what. I'm not particularly In. terested in chocolate sales, carolfests, or elegant, dances. I hope some day to be suc. cessful and help Mom and Dad out. They have been very good to me even though it has been a hard struggle for them to raise four children on 3 - $4,000 a year.. Yours truly, C.P, Clinton News Record March 4, 1943 Mr. and Mrs. Wesleyeloggart have received word that their son Ivan is overseas, He is with the R.C,A.S.C. motor mechanic division. Miss Beatrice Greene of Munro has been, visiting Mrs. F. Thompson for a few days. Mrs. Fred Davison of Dale:eft is the guest of Mrs, J. Dave. son, Bayfield, this week. Mr. Leslie Ball and family of Ltendesboro have moved into the J.J. Wiseman hpme on the corner of Kirk and Townsend street, Clinton. We welcome Our new citizens. 15 years ago Clinton NewS Record February 26, 1953 Mr, and Mrs Almer Pass- More and sons David and Den. nis, Thames Road, Exeter, spent Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs, Ross Merrill. Mr. and Mrs. Harold SymonS and Shirley, arid Reiss Symons, Port Hope, were weekend visit- ors with Mt, and Mrs. Dan Sykrione, Mrs, S ythohs remained for an extended visit. Miss Catherine E. ringland, Guelph, Speht the Weekend with her parents Mr. and MrS, Frei* F ingland, Mr. and Mrs. Wesley fladdy and faintly, London were recent visitors With their parents Mr, and Mrs. A. 8, Haddy and Mr, and Mrs, 1,,V, Mrs, bavld beviar returned home recently after having Spent tWO months in Oklaticlee, Florida. I know how low those drys can get and still be human, And them with their slick, sly grins and dry eyes, I'd wipe that off their smog faces with bootleg liker. Wasn't that smashing about those old Victorian attitudes? Hit 'em square just when those sissies was hiding behind the 'old lady's skirts, I say that's the way to smoke(or flush) 'em out. Mr. Editor ' our village has been denied the blessings of liker but it's an , ill Wind that brings no good. This Vote tin. covered undreamed of facts. How else would my good friend our : local Edgar Guest, have been disCoVered? You never can tell where talent lies! Another aspiring LotigfelloW had his feelins hurt but I told him I could see you Was ail unbiased editor and weren't too parti- cular what you 'printed. Boy, did that aver get Me Some coniplithents I could do Witheuti But, you know- how it 1$ with thciee who take the arts ser. totisiy, I often wondered why My business was kinder slack and I tear I had a tendency to blame the weather or the giver. mint. Who'd a thought the Solo. tiOn Was so' einiPle. I See it all now r.e: it's all beeauee We lack bobte. l shut go along With that 'deer that sack Harleycern could clean up our Grainger, slum village and put it in real Mr, and Mrs. tGiScribbitis, class -e like Grand Bend is, 1 who ePent the past fete months Ain convinced there ain't tiothe e in Bnglant have returned to ing booze Can't do for a. place! town, It neight even Make those' fake Misses Martha Rathwell and itdry-so expose their bootleg. Itaehel Taylor, 'Hayfield, keye gere but that Would kill all the turned to their hoitiee Ofi Wede fun /or the gossips, Who WalItS nesday of last Week after hay. to put a wet blanket on a 10. 1 trig Visited ,friencia in betreit village Teereetiah7 for the past two months. if that didn't squash 'em simplify the counting! :I don't Ross Merrill make it so the only vote could be "YES." Would that ever Our Early Files 55 years ago. 25 years ago rom Clinton. News Record TH. CLINTON. 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NEWS-RECORD CLASSIFIED ADS 500%.00000jailo,_QA42,13L2,00g,inniQuiusuaL0.0ALD_Doopooppz LETTERS T° TIE EDITOR ONTARIO STREET UNITED CHURCH "IfIlE FRIENDLY CHURCH" Organist: MISS LOIS keRetSe r, A,R.C.T. Pastor: REV, GRANT MILLS, B.A. SUNDAY, MARCH 3rd 9:45 a.m.—Sunday School. 11:00 a.m.—Worship Service. TURNER'S UNITED CHURCH SERVICES WITHDRAWN clie."49.11.eWe-R.,egere, etley,..Fehreery: 29, 198.0: the pestilence s the package We live in a packaged world. • And the package designers seem. 40 be demented little ,people, obsessed With power, who; bestow awards upon One another for creations most likely to frustrate the ,public: Any person who is forced to wrestle with supermarket packages on a regular basis.will recognize the irriage To paraphrase another pernicious influence, Marshall McLuhan: "The Pestilence is the package/' ' But there is a challenge to the pciwer of the packagers; hope for suf- ferers with broken fingernails and torn tempers. It comes in the shape of the Ancient and Honorable Society of Paper Baggers, which has its roots in history, before cellophane and plastic ruled the shelves. As a suggested 'opening attack in the Paper Bag Revolution, the AAHS of PB offers the following script for its members:, Pick the busiest of supermarkets as prime targets. Time the operation so that zero hour is 30 minutes before closing on the Saturday of a long holi- , day weekend. At this time Paper Bag- gers will join the irritable lineups at the cash desks. Each Paper Bagger will wheel at least one shopping cart piled teetery high with packaged goods.• Dialogue should go something like this, with the chief Paper Bagger, a male, demanding: "What do you think you're doing with that package?" "Your Werfels?" asks the clerk.. "I'm just -checking them out, sir."' "HoW do you know they're Werfels? I 'Won't have them checked out until I know what I'm getting." ."But they are Werfels, sir. It says so on the package . ." (Paper Bagger snatches package from clerk.) . "Just because it's bilingual is no reason to believe all you read, young lady," (Paper Bagger ignores sullen mut- „terings from the 20-ctddccustorners lined =:'u.p behind him and rips at the alleged Werfels package, hurling shreds of cel- lophane and plastic carelessly over the counter. Similar chaos will by now be blocking the other five cash desks.) "Please, sir,” the clerk ventures. "You're holding up the line. There are other customers . . ." "I'm doing them a favor. Aha! This package is half empty. I should really pay you for only half a package of Werfels. Hand me a paper bag, young lady." (Young lady, stunned, hands Paper The House Was quiet that Monday night,,, The back benchers dozed in their chairs. The government spoke on the recent tax' bite, And 'of other important affairs. The seats that were vacant stood out stark and bare, For legitimate reasons or base. Some 'members who ...thought a long weekend was fair, Campaigned for the leadership race. Then Stanfield stood up and called for a vote, And Sharp, not so sharp, ,said "O.K." The bells rang and rang with appealing note, But the Stanfield-4es carried the day. Bagger a paper bag into which he scoops. the Werfels.) "And now, young lady, before bringing home the bacon, we'll see if I'm buying a pig in a" package." (Paper Bagger demolishes bacon package, examines rashers carefully, holding them up to light, slapping them down separately on counter.) • "Damn' rashers are so thin,, you can see through them. Mostly fat, too. Hand me another paper bag. In fact, hand me a whole stack of paper bags." (Using tools brought for the pur- pose —chisels and a.small axe — Paper Bagger opens more packages and', after scrutiny and comment, dumps contents into paper.bags.) As the hours pass, other customers filter away into the night. When the loolice arrive to invoke the trespass law, all Paper Baggers are counting sheets of toilet paper on rolls extricated from ,twin-packs, to make sure they are not being cheated. All six counters look like living room floors on Christmas morning. Ai a message of consolation for martyrs to its cause, the Ancient and Honorable Society of Paper Baggers offers: "In jail, nothing is packaged except the prisoners themselves." Vacationing Pearson ran for a plane, And although I can't vouch for this fact,. Poor Lester was probably racking his brain, For ways to get back in the act. Now Stanfield and •Douglas say 'con- , fidence lost", But Pdarson chalks up a complaint. They argue like kids with all reasoning ' tossed, With a "taint—yes it is—no it aint". So members of parliament, pay me some mind, Just keep being slow as molasses, And you'll wake up some morning and * suddenly find, Your replacements are real live jack- asses. ERIC EARL, Bayfidd. OPTOMETRY. 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