Clinton News-Record, 1968-01-04, Page 3D. Piper, of Centerline Tool, Detroit juvenile defencenian receives
John Anstett trophy from Mr. Anstett as the outstanding player
on the Detroit team.
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und start, we're all a year
older thain We were when we
entered 1967-
As usual, there are ex-
cent/ors, to the rule, Some of
us weren't born until June,
and are only six months older.
Others, after the Dionysian
rites of New Year's Eve, are
eight years older,
Rut count your blessings if
your bursitis, your blood pres-
sure and your belly are not
hurting more, up more, or
sticking out more,
And count some more if
you've made a, friend, had a
thrill, done one good thing,
loved somebody, and stayed
out of the clutches of the boys
with the straitjackets.
I've managed to do all these
things; these simple things,
and feel that this makes up, in
some measure, for the fact that
1967 was probably the most
harrassing year of my entire
life.
The last year has been one
of those nightmares in which
you only realize you're awake
when , you pinch yourself and it
hurts. And when you pinch
yourself and it doesn't 'hurt, it
means only that you're so
numb you can't feel.
My first-born quit ,college
and went on the bum, the bum.
Mexico, New Orleans, Mont-
real, Expo and now New York,
where he's studying acting. My
brown-eyed baby, to whom I
once told bed-time stories
about Munkle-Uncle-Unkie and
others, hates school from the
depths of her soul and wants
to go away and be a waitress
and LIVE. My wife is a kept
Pine normal.
..Perhaps you don't like those
three terms. Perhaps you'd
prefer rectitude, righteeuseess
and religien. Or industry,
intelligence .and infegrity. Fair
enough.
I like mine because they're
more difficult. I find it ex-
tremely hard to be dignified,
no matter how I try. It's al-
most impossible to retain a
sense of humor when you have
Rotten Kids. ,A4d it's ex-
tremely difficult to love. Truly
and without qtialificaitons.
This is' 'all very abstract.
Let's get dOwn to concrete ex-
amples. Have you ever tried to
be dignified while performing
a- flying tackle at your dough-
ter in the snow the back.
yard as she's leaVing hoine for
good, at midnight?
Have you ever tried to retain
a gay sense of ':humor when
your home forts as givep you,
for Christmas, 4iistead of the
crock you .Confidently ex-
pected, a bottlOnf shaving lo-
lion? (Some peOple can drink
it; I can't,)
Have you eyer 'tried to love
someone with bad breath, a
Penatant sniff and dirty finger-
nails, but who basically a
good, dull nag*?
Ah, well, the hell with it. It's
.;•,, another year. Once a square,
always a square. And; all three
members of my 'family agree
that I'm the most perfectly
rounded square they've ever
met. But I'm tryIng to become
at least a Parallelogram in '68.
And the same boon.
And, who knows, maybe this
is my big year. Maybe
break 100 in 'golf?'Maybe I'll
write the Great Canadian Nov-
el? Maybe I'll get my Christ-
mas tree to stand up?
Thus, hope springs eternal
in the human beast. One mile--
stone nearer the grave, but
also a milestone passed in the
effort to live life with dignity,
humor and love.
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SUGAR
AND SPICE
by Bill Smiley
woman (kept by me; Lmight
add) in the city, and when I do
see her, wants to talk until "4
a.m. about Nietzsche, Schopen-
hauer and a lot of other people
I can't even pronounce, let
alone spell,
Sometimes I felt like crying,
bursting into tears, and letting
the drips fall where they may.
But I can't. The floor has just
been polished. And somebody
has to take out the prbage,
and drive the cleaning lady
home.
But, as you can see, there's
something cheering about the
whole thing, There's no place
to gr but up.
Maybe Hugh will become a
famous actor. Maybe Kim will
become a waitress who doesn't
have her. thumb in the soup.
Maybe the Old Lady will be-
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