HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times-Advocate, 1940-09-19, Page 3CONVERSATION
It lias been observed that the
works o£ literary genius survive best
when they choose as their subjects,
things of enduring and universal
importance.
The mental processes, emotions
and reactions *of Shapespeare’s char
acters still interest us . . . even
though the language and expressions
of today liffer from that of the
1600 period.
The following extracts from a let
ter written to his children by Sir
Matthew Hale in 166 2 are as ap
plicable today as when he wrote
them:
“Never speak anything for a truth
which you know to be false, nor
assert positively that for which you
have no authority but report, con
jecture or opinion.
“Be not too earnest, loud or
violent in your conversation. Silence
your opponent with reason, not
with noise.
“In conversation, learn as near as
you can where the skill or excel
lence of any person lies—put liim to,
talking on that subject,
“Beware of him who flatters you
and commends you. Remember the
fable of the fox commending the
singing of the crow who had some"
thing in her mouth which the fox
wanted,
“Respect another’s right to his
religious convictions. Never deride
any man’s station in life ... a
man’s race and his relatives are God-
given, not of his own choosing, and
he is craven who denies them.
“Be careful that you do not com
mend yourself. It is a sign that
your reputation is small and sink
ing if your tongue must praise you.
“Speak well of the absent when-
evei you have a suitable opportun
ity. Never speak ill of anyboby,
unless oy uare sure that they de
serve it and it is necessary for their
amendment or for the safety of
others.
“Forbear scoffing and jesting at
the conditions or natural defects of
others. Such offences leave a deep
Impression and they often cost a
man dear.
(The above, in case you are inter
ested and even if you are not, is a
partial creed of this column, and
we recommend it particularly at this
time to some of our more pompous
politicians.)
* * *
LIFE IS SO SHORT
Take time to love fne, dear
Life is so long,
Precious One, feed me
Morsels of song.
Don’t put off loving
’Til another day
Be not too engrossed
In work or play
Another day may see our ship
Leaving its port . . .
Take time to love me now,
Life is so short.
—Par Agon
* * *
HOW OUR LAUNGAGE IS
CHANGING
The local Mortician who is al
ways willing to lend a helping hand
—while driving his 16 cylinder ben
zine bronc, stopped at the corner
the other P.M. to give a lift to a uni
formed criminician who was tired
hoofing his beat and wanted a ride
back to the police station, Th&
newsician (formerly reporter) hail
ed them and took them into the
corner pharmacy and told the par-
egorician to “coke up’’ the mob.
—Gipsy Jim
* * *
Dear Colonel: Just the other Sun
day or so, I heard this over our,
radio; “Miss Nomer has just sung
’The Lord Knows Why'.”
—Thelma, the Kider* * *
Our prize definition-maker-upper
says- a true diplomat is a man who
remembers a woman’s, birthday but
not her age.
« * *
Charity Begins at Home
“Father, will you give me ten
cents for a poor man who is crying
outside?”
“Yes, here it is son. You are a
charitable boy and I’m glad to know
you are tender-hearted, kindly and I
sympathetic. What is he crying
about?”
“He’s crying, ‘Fresh Roasted Pea
nuts, five cents a bag’.”
* * *
There was a young lady of Rye
Of eating green apples she died.
Within the lamented
They quickly fermented
And made cider insider her inside.* * *
The modern girl makes a lot of
men tired—running after her.* * *
The man who thinks himself a
budding genius is often a bloom
ing nuisance.
* * *
Some folks seem to think they
can climb the ladder of success
wrong by wrong.
At * *
HERE THEY BE
I tried my hand a verse,
I tired my hand at prose—
At most every literary form
That anybody knows.
I tackled tragic stuff,
Wrote humorously, too; .
But I kept saying to myself
That nothing seemed to do.
So I’ll just take these rhymes
Be they clever or solemn—
Affix a stamp and send ’em on
Forwith to the Colenel’s Column!
—Piquant Pat* * *
We have heard this one before
but never believed it . . . (
A good many ped'ple have given
much thought to the problem of how
to make productive use of our in
creasing leisure time. Maybe Har
old Ryder, of Waikato, New Zea-I
land, has found a solution.
Mr. Ryder, facing a long spell in
a hospital, took a hen’s egg into,
bed with him and, after “setting”
for three weeks hatched out a White
Leghorn chick.
* * *
Precinct Captain just came into
our sanctum santorum with these
words of wisdom . . .
—in a popular vote, the ten com
mandments would have defeated
Moses.
—an optimist is a guy who
reaches for his hat when the polit
ical speaker says: “just one more
word and I will close.”
—a lame duck is a Congressman
whose goose is cooked.
—there is always two sides; the
right side and the side that calls
names.* * *
“Father,” said 'the small boy,
“what is a pork barrel?”
“My son, you are entirely too in
quisitive.”
“Don’t you know?”
“Only in a general way . . . it’s
an institution, more or less mythic
al, to enable a congressman to show
his folks that he can bring home
the bacon.”
» * *
THE EXETER TIMES-ADVOCATE THURSDAY, HUl’TEMBElt 19, into
EniTHRI A !■JhJ 1 1 w H 1 JPV 14ft
ANOTHER DEFINITION FOR
HOME
On the banks of the James River
a husband erected a tombstone in
memory of his wife, one of those
100 maidens who had come to Vir
ginia in 1619 to marry the lonely
settlers. The stone bore this leg
end :
“She touched the soil of Vir
ginia with her little foot and
the wilderness became a home.”
Backache-Kidneys
Cry for Help
Most people fail to recognize the
seriousness of a bad back,
the stitches, twitches, and twinges
are bad enough and cause great suf
fering, but back of the backache
and the eauso of it all is the dis
ordered kidneys crying out a warn
ing through the back.
A pain in the back is the kidneys’
crv for help. Go to their assistance.
Got a box of Doan’s Kidney Pills.
A remedy for backache and sick
kidneys* ,
"Doan’s” are put Up m an
oblong grey box with our trade
mark a “Maple Leaf” on the
wrapper.Refuse substitutes. Get ‘(Doan’s. ’ ’
Tbo T. Milburn Go., Ltd,, Toronto, Ont.
Lest We Forget.
If it had not been for Washing
ton, Lincoln would have had no
country to save . . .
and
if it had not been for Lincoln, Wash
ington would have been the father
of twins.* * *
Ah , . . yas, indeed, Mae . . .
Profe'ssor McArthur says that the
radio audience is being given fre
quent opportunities for acquaintance
with the model liturgical music of
complex polyphonic texture.
* * *
Jake: “Just between you and me
Herman, vot do you tink of Lena
Schnitzel?” Herman: “Between
you unt me not so hot, Jake, but
alone, oh boy.”
* * *
SWING SONG
loti Gotme, baby, you gotme!
You gotme out on a vino;
* If I ain’t sticking my neck out,
Please, please, baby, do be mine!
* * *
A clock that ticks
Is a friend, and true
It ticks off the minutes.
And hours for you
And it lets me know
By bell or chime
It’s time to write
An ending rhyme.
—the Colonel
Here’s hoping for a fine October,********
Great decisions make great men.********
How we welcomed the sunshine after the rain.
* * * *t* * g 6
Character and brains make an unbeatable combination. ********
The farmers are making the best of hitherto bad harvest con
ditions.
******g 6
If you have not invested in the Victory Loan it is not too
late. Dollars are needed to fight Hitler.
9 9 # * ‘ * * * *
The needless and useless bombing of King George and Queen
Elizabeth was an affront to every Briton. It is so taken and will be
avenged.
***** ***
Every man to his job, these days. Every man must serve ac
cording to his ability and his opportunity. This does not mean
maybe.
********
Though bombers smash Old London down
Though airplanes roar the Midlands o’er
Though Berthas raze brave Dover's homes
We'll Britons prove and pay the score.
********
We wonder what Sir Francis Drake really was thinking about
as he finished his game of bowls as the Spanish Armada was bearing
down on England.
Who will be the Exeter Sir Francis Drake who will show us the
way out. You see, we have a whole lot of men who are bowlers
and, we are sure, akin to Sir Francis Drake.********
THINK OF THIS
Just the other day an honest to goodness chemist waved an
ordinary cotton handkerchief before a group of witness who knew
their business and said “In one hour we can give you this in. the
form of bituminous coal. In an hour and a half we can give it to
you in anthracite. In a litlte longer we can give it to you in the
form of highgrade gasoline.” We recommend this to everyone’s
serious thought.********
DIFFICULT FOR THE FARMERS
The folk worrying least about the difficult harvesting condi
tions are the farmers themselves. These sturdy folk are accustomed
to meeting conditions and to do the best possible therewith. Still,
field crops are rotting. Peas and beans and now tomatoes found
the small end of the horn. Fall wheat sowing is held up. Fall cul
tivation is impossible so far. Poultry is not at its best. . Still the
farmer carries on and smiles as he does so. May his tribe increase.
********
DIFFICULT TO SAY
In the summer of 1939 we wondered a good deal about rain fall.
In the midst of our cogitations we came upon an eminent geologist
and asked him about it. He looked up wearily and said, “We know
very little about it. This matter of rainfall and drought has us
guessing as hard as ever. We have considered about all the theor
ies we have known to be advanced and have passed them up one
after the other. These seasons run in cycles but what causes the
cycles and when the cycles will return or how long they’ll last, we
cannot say. After all, the universe is quite a place. What we know
about it is very little. Conjecture is amusing but it is not always
satisfactory, except as conjecture.”* * n* * * * * *
THE INCOMPARABLES
Last week the Germans purposely bombed King George and
Queen Elizabeth in their home. Englishmen call the king’s home
a palace, but their Majesties speak of their royal dwelling as their
home. As soon as the all clear signal was given the royal pair were
out once more among their people giving themselves freely to such
duties as time and affection required of them. Where their service
is most needed this Royal English gentleman and his Queen are
found sharing the toils and dangers of the people who elected them
to -be their leaders in the great work of serving the world in danger
as well as in safety, in war as in peace. Since crowns first were
worn, was ever there a more royal pair. Their conduct is more
regal than their crowns. In their high place they are incomparable.
********
TRYING DAYS
Beginning with Monday of last week, Britain's soul was tried
as gold is tried in the furnace. Wave after wave of German air
planes of almost incalculable might and as the locusts of the desert
for-number, sought to lay waste every vestige of her brave island.
Behind the planes loomed tanks and soldiers of Germany red with
the blood of overwhelmed nations. Even the shelters provided for
an emergency so dire. Despite all, iBritons renewed their faith
in God and stood to their duty as God gave them to see their duty.
With one hand resting on the integrity of their cause and with the
other grasping the sword of justice they awaited eventualities with
brave hearts. No craven spirit was within her shores. The sons of
Alfred the Great and of Cromwell stood shoulders together with the
heirs of Pym and Hampden to wring from oppression a new Magna,
Charta. There was no divided house among the stately homes of
England. From the terrors of the tempest and earthquake they
highly set their souls to win a new birth of freedom. The Most High
was their refuge and strength and though they .passed through the
\ alley of the shadow of death, they feared no evil.
********
“THE DARKNESS DEEPENS”
There’s no doubt about a few things. First, Canadians, gener-
erally, are not aware that the battle of Britain is our battle and
that battle is trying Britain’s metal. Why not own the facts. Why
not own that we have taken the whole affair mightly easily?. For
years we slept when we should have been putting our backs into
gettng ready for the inevitable struggle? If that battle of Britain
goes against us finally, the Lord have mercy on us. Second, let us
own that men who should know better are nestgathering and self-
seeiking. We need not specify. Anyone with eyes in his head knows
who is implicated in that evil business. Further, he is an enemy
of liberty who does not see that there is but one issue before us —
the winning of this war. Yet there are such persons. We are still
in far too large a measure, like the followers of Fingal of olden
days, who saw their danger but allowed themselves to be so be
witched that they awoke, half alseep and remained in their cave on
their elbows useless, helpless while the enemy ravaged up to his
own dire wishes. |For .some unhappy reason, willing people are not
given the leadership their dreadful and fateful hour requires. The
morale of our people is high, but we need to have this morale turned
into fighting effectiveness. We require faith, but it must be the
faith that shows itself in effectiveness, in the battle.
********
BETTER BE(X)NSIDER
With the dawn of the twentieth century the race was persuad
ed that progress was its distinctive mark. Whatever came or didn’t
come, progress was inevitable. The pulpit dealt with such themes
as, “first, the corn, then the ear, then the full corn in the ear.”
A leading Canadian told his delighted fellow citizens “The 19th
century belonged to the United States. The twentieth century be
longs to Canada.” Our prominent statesmen talked of the. impos
sibility of war, it was so distant a thing. Poets sung of the parlia
ment of man. A groat editor said “We have conquered tin* ocean: it
remains for us to conquer the air.” In Canada we spoke of our
North West as the granary of the world. We were sure that we were
on the way to the conquest of disease and death. Progress was one
thing we were sure of and we were almost as sure of the way prog
ress was to take.
We know what has taken place and see wliat is going on now
all over the world. Very soberly we acknowledge life is not us
simple as we thought it was. The way things take we may he quite
sure will differ from what we think. This is not a topsyturvy uni
verse. Men’s conduct is not a caper in the mist. Our guide is not
a will-o’-the-wisp. Wisdom lias her own ways but reveals herself
only to the childlike who carry on in humility.
GREAT DAYS FOR YOUTH
These are great days for redblooded youth. Of course there aie
wars and rumors of war. Sacrifice and self-denial are called for
He who would win must fight. At the same time youth lives in
times when a new life is being ushered in. The old is giving place
to the new. Some may ask what times were like in the good old
days. /Our answer is, read about what was done by the folk of the
time of Alfred the Great. There were wars then, but there was the
joy of achievement. The British navy was founded in those stirring
times. Ti’ial by jury was instituted. The Bible was translated into
the English tongue. In the good old times we had the reign of
King John when sober writing historians said that Christ and His
saints slept. But Magna Charta, the charter of English liberty was
secured and never lost. There were, too in the gold old days, the
reign of Charles the First when law was scoffed at, trodden under
foot and the plain man dared not lift up his head. But we found
Cromwell. Liberty of conscience was asserted. John Milton gave
to the world poems that have stirred the hearts of men for centuries.
There was, moreover, the time of James the Second who threw the
Great Seal into the Thames in his effort to utterly disrupt British
government as he fled from his grave misdeeds. But there followed
the Bill of Rights and such a birth of freedom as the world never
experienced before. In America we have had the incomparable civil
war that drenched the United iStates with blood. There followed
the United States as we know them. The present struggle is incom
parably greater than any of the struggles mentioned. The prob
lems of finance demand the strength of Titans and the devotion of
saints. No one can forecast how severe the struggle is bound to
be. Nor can anyone portray the greatness of the times that are to
be ushered in by the leal and true Who will face up to the mighty
issues right ahead. We congratulate youth on the days they are
facing. It is great merely to be alive. To be young and in the
fight is an advantage the angels may well covet.
ZION I
Church services will be held next
Sunday at 1.30 p.m. The services
will be conducted by Rev. George
Williams.
Mr. Thomas Pullen visited on
Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Ross
Hern.
The monthly meeting of the Zion
Mission Circle was held at the home
I of Miss Erlma Jacques on Friday
evening. The meeting opened by
singing the National Anthem fol
lowed by the Lord’s Prayer in uni
son. Hymn 603 was sung. The min
utes and Roll Call were then read
aftei- which the business was dis
cussed followed by the worship
service. The study book was taken
by Erlma Jacques and the Watch
tower was given by Jean Brock.
The offering was then taken. Mar
jorie Earl favoured with an instru
mental. Hymn 499 was then sung
and the meeting was closed by the
Mizpah benediction.
Mr. Kenneth Hern returned on
Sunday from Thames Valley Camp.
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Hern Harry
and Bobby spent Sunday with Mr.
I and Mrs. Charles Kerslake, Exeter.
Mr. and Mrs. Everard Miller re
turned from their honeymoon. We
wish them much future happiness.
Rally Day services were held at
Zion church on Sunday. The story
was given by Anna Brock.
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Dickenson,
Shirley and Jim, Miss Hazel Stewart
and Mr. George Stuart spent Sun
day with Mr. and Mrs. Warren
Brock.
Mrs. William Brock returned on
Saturday from visiting with Mr. and
Mrs. Hector Taylor of Exeter.
Mr. and Mrs. Melville'Hern and
Margaret were at Victoria Hospital
on Sunday to see Mr. Gerald Chap
man a patient there.
On Monday night all cow-bells,
drums, dish pans and articles too
numerous to mention gathered to
gether and the result was a chari
vari for Mr. and Mrs. E. Miller.
Over sixty from the community at
tended.
SHIPKA
Mrs. N. Clark is at presen in St.
Joseph’s Hospital, London, for treat
ment on her eyes.
On Sunday next, September 22nd,
Rally Day services will be held in
the United church at 10:30. Every
body welcome.
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Sheppard, of
Parkhill, Msis Olive, of London, cal
led on friends here on Sunday.
Anniversary services were well
attended on Sunday last.
•Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Amos and Miss
Gertrude Amos, of Brinsley, visited
friends here on Sunday and attend
ed anniversary services.
Miss Audrey Yearley, of Crediton
spent the week-end with friends
here.
Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Lovie, of
London, spent Sunday at the home
of Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Lovie.
| HAY COWCU
! The regular monthly meeting of
the council of the Township of Hay
was held at the Town Hall, Zurich,
on Monday, September 9th, with all
members present. The minutes of
the August meeting were adopted as
read.
After disposing of the communi
cations the following resolutions
were passed:
That By-law No. 8, 1940 provid
ing for the rates to be struck, lev
ied and entered on the 1940 Col
lector’s Roll be read three times
and finally passed.
That taxes assessed in 1939 to
County of Huron be struck off as
roads affected by taxes have been
taken ovei1 by the Department of
Highways and that said taxes be
collected from the Department.
That accounts covering payments
on Township Roads Hay Ttelephone,
and General Accounts be passed as
per vouchers as follows:
Township Roads — Dorn. Road
Mach’y Co., repairs crusher $52.33;
M. G. Deitz, gas and oil $40.30;
Craig & Eisepbach crushing and
trucking $109.04; H. Steinbach, rd.
su.pt., $36.75; Stade & Weido acct.,
$1.65; Johnston & Kalbfleisch acct.
$56.24; T. Welsh 188 yards gravel
$15.04; Pay Roll No. 6.
Hay Telephone System — Muni
cipal Board re Bell Co. $1; North.
Elec. Co., material $230.21; H. G.
Hess, salary $175.00; E. R. Guen
ther cartage, $1.70; T, H. Hoffman,
salary $191.66, H. G. ess, extra
labor $76.02.
Genera^ Accounts — L. Hendrick
rent, $5; Treas. Huron hospital ac
count $1.75; Witness fees drain
action $26.60; W. H. Edighoffer,
equal D.P.V. $5; Dept. Health, in
sulin $6.90; Stade & Weido acct.,
$15.10; J. Gascho & (Son flag $11;
Exeter Fair, grant $10.
The Council adjourned to meet
again on Monday, October 14th at
1.30 in the afternoon.
A. F. Hess, Clerk
Renew Now
A CHALLENGE TO CANADIANS
1
Emergency Call
THE MOST WE CAN GIVE
WILL NEVER EQUAL
for $5,000,000
Our men give all ... fireside, family, friends, careers. They hold
nothing back. Unasked, but stirred within by the urge of manhood
and pride of race, they go forth bravely to face hardship, loneliness
and danger, to risk life itself, in a great cause.
It is your cause for which they fight. You are not asked to give
your own life — but you can help to save one.
The Red Cross, of glorious tradition, unchallenged in purpose,
needs your help so that it can answer tanks with ambulances,
bombs with beds, horrors with hospitals, cruelty with mercy.
Those of us at home will not be less loyal, less generous than our
fighting men. We can remind them daily of our gratitude and our
devotion, through the Red Cross.