The Exeter Times-Advocate, 1940-08-01, Page 7THE EXETER TIMES-ADVOCATE THURSDAY, AVGUST Jat, 10(0
The Turks think their poverty is
due to Armenians, the Japanese at
tribute theirs to the Koreans, and
the Germans attribute theirs to the
Jews.
The Turks, whenever they suffer
ed defeat in war, used to massacre
Armenians; the Japanese relieved
their feelings after the earthquake
in Tokio by a pogrom of Koreans;
the Germans transfer their dislike
of the Treaty, of Versailles to the
Jews.
All three hope to grow rich by
exterminating the most industrious
inhabitants of their countries.
—B. R.
• * * *
Pest No. 14
There is one in every picture show,
I’d lil<e»to tear to bits -
With noisy zest she chews her gum ,
And behind me always sits!
The *($.)” ‘ %&,&?? spoils my fun
And dr-r-t-r-rives me most to fits!
—M.A.
* * *
Them’s Our Sentiments, Too!
When the naturalist Thoreau was
near to death, a very pious aunt
asked him in deep concern: “Henry,
have you made your peace with
God?”
His frank, honest reply was: “I
didn’t know that we had ever quar
reled.”
♦ * ♦
It’s not only bad form to call her
‘friend wife’, but more than often,
it is inaccurate.
•Gold-diggers never celebrate gold
en weddings.
Misery loves company — that is
why matrimony is more popular
than single blessedness.
If the heroine in a book is in her
late twenties or early 3 0’s - it’s a
sure sign the author is fast ap
proaching middle-age.
There is many a noble purpose
that has been lost in the' maze of
family discord.
—Curious Cynic
* * *
A LITTLE LAD
When down he goes on hands and
feet
Quite unexpectedly
His lips begin to quiver*
And he looks around at me.
iHe clambers up to stand erect,
But tears are in his eyes -
He is so very funny with
His air of hurt surprise.
And then his dimples deepen,
He smiles his tears away -
Its nice to be a little lad:
If feet must go astray.
.—Par Agon
* * *
SMILE - AND BE LIKED
Smile - and I’ll like you! For
friends, to -*me, don’t necessarily
have to have pockets jingling with
coins, nor great records of valor or
renown, so long as they can smile.
.Well, what more can you ask of a
friend?
I have one friend of whom I am
very fond. HE smiles when things
look blackest, and don’t imagine the
fact that you might be low-doWn in
the'dumps. Far from it - he’s kind
and understanding, and with his
smile he unconsciously persuades
YOU back to the par of good humor.
And before long you, too, get the
habit of smiling.
He isn’t always "pleasant and
smiling. There are times when he’s
low-down and silent. And then 1
’hate him, as honestly as it’s possible
to hate anyone, for I know he’s con
scious of (and perhaps gloating
■over) the fact that he is withholding
the power of his helpful smile from
others who have grown to count <?n
it. And I hate him, too, because 1
know that as soon as he’s over his
.grouch, he’ll smile again - and - I’ll
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Bowel troubles, although happen
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mwto prevalent during the hot sum
mer and early fall months.
Summer Flu is one Of the worst
troubles, but diarrhoea, dysentery,
colic, cramps and pains in the in
testines, or any looseness of. the
bowels Should have immediate at
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rapid, reliable and effectual in help
ing to check the unnatural dis
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pfist 94 years, so why experiment
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Get“Dr.‘Fowler’s” and feel safe’.
Tho T. Milburn Co<, Ltd., Toronto, Ont,
like him!
Love? Fascination? Hardly. It’s
merely a sincere admiration for an
individual who, with his own shoul
ders heavy with trouble and diffi
culty, thinks enough of other hu
mans to smile.
So, here’s to all my friends - most
of them far from angels - they make
perhaps more mistakes than praise
worthy deeds, but when all ig said
and done; if they can smile, I’ll
willingly scribble their names in my
little red book marked - “Friends.”
Smile - and I’ll like you1!
—'Helene
* * *
PLATITUDES
“Oh, I think it’s perfectly ter
rible!”
“You don’t mean to tell me?”
“You can't eat your cake and
have it too.”
“Going my way?”
“You know what I mean.”
—42nd Cousin
* * *
TRUE
Last night when you found about me
A something that was new,
A slackening of ardor -—
You said I must be blue.
I let you say and think that
And in a sense 'twas true;
For now, alas, I’ve found me
Indifferent to you.
*—.Duchess O’Dunoon
• • •
In rising to support a measure in
the House of Commons on one oc
casion, an M.P. declared: “The
friends and opponents of this bill
are divided into two very distinct
groups - the a-bility and the no-bil-
ity.”
* * *
Uv all the gerls i’ve luvved and losst,
The besst bifar wuz helen;
She luvved me till i wrot hur -
She coodent stand mi spellen.
—Deputy Dan
* * •
At the Naval Academy in Anna
polis more than several years ago.
the class was required to write an
essay on “The three things that con
tributed most to the defeat of the
Spanish Armada.”
Cue daring young man turned in
a sheet of paper on which only three
words were written. His ‘essay’ was
taken more seriously than he had
figured on. In fact, the powers-that-
were threatened him with court-;
martial. He was denounced and ,giv- j
en the dickens in particular. His
papers, along with the papers turned
in by other members of his class,
were sent to Washington. Word
reached the officials there that the
young men who had written the
ultra-brief essay had been threaten
ed with dire things—and then the
Washington office flashed this mes
sage to the authorities at Annapolis:
“Cancel the court-martial and keep
your eye on that young man.”
The writer of the essay that had
offended the academic sensibilities
of his instructors was a marked man
after that. Today, says the man
who told me the story, this young
man is making his way to the TOP
RANK of the navy.
These were h<s reasons for the
defeat of the Armada: “Seamanship,
Marksmanship, Comradeship.”
This little story is recommended
to the consideration of men who
over that co-operatipn in business
doesn’t mean anything — the last
reason especially.
* * *
One of our favorite- trepidationp:
Sometime at some convention, some
secretary will pull his usual threat
to read the minutes of the previous
meeting - and nobody will be paying
attention and thus nobody or any
body will .move that the reading be
dispensed with — and the things ac
tually will be read!* * *
COINCIDENCE
Dear Colonel: Out at the amuse
ment park, I squandered a nickle on
‘Princess Doralinda’, the gypsy for
tune teller. After the wax figure
had passed her hands over the cards,
and the ‘princess’ bowed in my di
rection most royally, my printed
fortune was shot out to me. Just
let me write you the first two lines:
“You are a strong lover and need
love.’
Now, how in heck, can anything
mechanical size up the humans who
stand in front of it so accurately?
I’m asking!
-—.Bachelor Button
* * *
A Het of fish may or may not
stimulate the brain, but going fish
ing certainly stimulates the imagin-
tion,* * *
Description of a ‘tightwad’: He is
left-handed and carries his money
in his right-hand pocket.
Currents, both black and red, are somewhat shy in the yield.
********
After all, there’s a difference between a government's getting
informed about people and simply being funny.
****** * *
When we think of those millions of French soldiers all dressed
up and now with nowhere to go and now released.
********I
We cannot but wonder what all those French soldiers now re
leased from military service are doing with their little selves. They
are no longer free men but Hitlerites with no outlook on life but the
obedience of dumb-driven cattle at the whim of thei’1 German con
querors. They must be a forlorn lot.
, ********
The people of this country can and will do great things but not
under compulsion or coercion. 'Our people are long on saving com
mon sense, but mighty short when the powers that be act in a man
ner that smacks of dictatorship. They get crusty when the govern
ment goes on the theory that one shall be taken, and another left,
********
GREAT STRATEGY
The axis powers are marvels when it comes to strategy. For
instance, they have evolved the method of having their submarine
send out a lifeboat filled with meh apparently in distress, When a
British vessel comes to the rescue of the men in, assumed peril, the
submarine lets loose its torpedo. Great work, proving that the axis
powers have indeed entered into a league with death and have made
a covenant with hell. The best reply we can make is to buy war
stamps.
********
Napoleon used to tell his armies that every French soldier car
ried a marshal’s baton in his knapsack. We may as well tell every
company of soldiers that they have a Wellington in their ranks. It
may well be that some such leader will turn up to kick Hitler and all
his works out of modern Spain. The axis moths will play with the
Gibraltar candle till presto the modern Wellington singes its delicate
wings. It may as well be owned that Franco, of Spain, is no friend
of Britain. Those thousands of German troops on Spanish soil make
that point definitely clear. We must not allow the Gibraltarian tra
dition of impregnability blind us tp facts.
********
The pasteurizing of milk is growing in popularity. There are
some small vendors who complain of the extra work and cost that
the pasteurizing requires, but the folk who purchase the milk could
not think of going back to the old methods. |F'oi' some unhappy reason
the dairy herds are menaced by many troubles that may be commun
icated in milk to human consumers. Pasteurizing the milk renders
it practically safe for human consumption. Farmers may be slow to
accept new ways of doing things, but none are more willing than
they to fall in with the best methods once those methods have been
shown to be practicable and valuable. The cheese factory and the
butter factory have done a great deal to improve farm herd condi
tions.
Every community has in it a number of farmers who have in
stalled milking machines. Scarcity of 'farm labour has made this ad
ditional expense imperative.
********
THE SECRET
Folks are wondering how the Exeter grandads are so spry and
so efficient these needful days. We wondered, too, and set out to
look into a problem, so interesting. (Here it is. Granded keeps a
garden. ,We heard him telling about it the other evening. “The
place was overrun with twitch grass,” he reminisced. “So I got after
it. I shook-forked every foot of the land and shook it as a retriever
shakes a rat and carried t-he roots and stuff off the land and burned
it when it was dry enough. I wheeled on a good coating of manure
and dug the whole thing, every inch of it. 'Since then I have hoed
and dug like a good fellow. You’ll not find a weed on the place.
Then there’s the lawn. Yes, I’ve been busy'. This thing requires real
work, 'So there is the_Exeter grandad for you. He eats like a horse,
works like a Trojan and is as brown as a berry. He’s thinking of
' taking on another lot “just for a little exercise.” J.ust for the fun of
it, he’s out with Bill on the farm feeding hogs and building loads.
Talk of the Elixir of life. It’s right there in the backyard, if only
you’ll shovel it out.
Curious Cynic queries: Now that
the word “obey” has been struck
out of the wedding service, it looks
like trouble ahead for us men. If
they wouldn’t obey when they prom
ised to, what won’t they do when
they promise to?
* * *
Pert and Pertinent
“The mind is like a stomach — it
is no how much you put. into it bilt
how much it digests.”
—and a couple of magnesia tablets
will help the stomach.
“The Biograhy of Patrick Henry
should be a great inspiration for
those who play the game at both
ends. He said, “Give me Liberty or
give me Death.”
—and he got both.
“No one nas ever been able to
discover the cause of love,” says a
psychologist.
—however, the tabloid reporters
work every day discovering the re
sults of it.
“What is a (Senator to do when
the visiting delegation is too small
for a formal speech?"
—and too large to take too lunch?
—Oley Okeydoke
* * *
Sayings of a Hindu Poet
Kabir says “Four things be
That gives delight - a pool,
A kindly man, a tree
And cloud-born shadows cool.”
The dumb man understands
Another dumb man’s sign;
And so your soul that knows
My joy can signal mine.
The fire is the same in all forms,
It appears,
Hearths, lamps or sun
So the manifold world of out joys
and our tears
In Brahma are one.
—The Phantom Pirate
* * *
Some see beauty in flowers and
trees
But there is naught but duty in
words such aS these!
—the colonel
“London Calling”
o---0---0
“London is calling.” When London
■calls,
On the waiting world a silence falls;
From Bering .Sea to Magellan Strait
From Tokyo, west to the Golden
Gate,
White man, black man, yellow man,
brown,
Sit listening in to .London Town.
They may love that voice, they may
fear oi* hate.
But they know her words are the
words of fate.
They have heard her pleading the
cause of peace,
To fashion a world where wars will
dease;
In years gone by they have heard
her voice
Calling an Empire to rejoice,
Calling her children across the sea
To join in the song of jubilee;
In hours of sorrow, in days of strain
She has called to her sons and not
in vain;
And if, in hbr hour of desperate
need,
She calls once more, will they give
no heed?
Will they stand aside, and, cringing,
quail
At a raucous voice and fist of mail,
When the war .planes drone and the
bombs rain down
On the ancient glories of London
Town?
From tawny veldt and from lonely
bush,
From snow-swept wasts where the
dog teams mush,
From palm-fringed island and sun
baked town,
And north where the dark Himalay
as frown,
From Southern Cross to Arctic skies
Wherever the flag of Empire flies,
With a muffled roar like a distant
drum,
They answer London, “We will
come!’’
He who stops to look each way
Will drive his car another day.
Lay Preachers Aided
Founding Church
Circuit
Earnest Workers of SO and 90
Years Ago Built Well in
. Aslifield Township
STRONG RELIGIOUS UNIT
ORGANIZED BY PIONEERS
Regular Ministers Often Scarce, but
Settlers Ready to Carry on Services
By W. H. Johnston in the London
Press
How frequently we hear the wish
expressed that the fathers and
mothers of 80 and 9 0 years ago
could see the transformation that
has taken place in this new land
of Canada. We think of them in
their struggles to clear the land,
grow enough to feed their families
and their animals, build homes and
barns and pay the awful mortgage
that encumbered almost every farm.
In no way has their work been
more fruitful than in their efforts
to provide schools and churches for
the people'. As an illustration of
what we mean allow me to call at
tention to the Ashfield Circuit of
i the former Methodist Church, now
| the United Church.
It was not until about 184i8 that
a large influx of settlers came pour
ing into the northeasterly portion
of Ashfield Township, County of
Huron, around Belfast and Luck
now. One of the first settlers was
a Joseph Hackett. Other members
of his family came soon after and
many others, Altons, Stothers, Gib
son, McMillan, Smeltzer, Irwin, Mul
lins, Barkley, McDonagh, Sherwood.
Andrew, Webster, etc. to build their
cabins and clear a few acres for sus
tenance. One of the earliest projects
was to build a school house where
Hackett’s church now stands with a
Mr. Jackson as teacher. We may not
know who the earliest preacher was
but in 1853 and 18'54 Rev. Thomas
Adkins, a New Connexion Methodist
minister from Goderich, came to the
settlement and organized a class
with a Mr. Hackett as class leader.
From that time to the present ser
vices have been held in this place.
Named Hackett’s Appointment it
formed the nucleus of religious ser
vices for an extended .area, After him
came Rev. William Birks, filled with
zeal for the spread of the Gospel,
It was during his pastorate in Janu
ary, 1857, that a. “cause” was begun
at Zion on the 12th concession, near
ly two miles farther north. Hackett's
being situated on the 10 th conces
sion.
In 18 67 the Ashfield Circuit was
established, consisting of the two
appointments, Hackett’s and Zion.
Though the membership was fairly
large yet the people had little cash
but they kept a minister and paid
him, or rather tried to pay him a
salary in the neighborhood of $35 0
a year, though there were deficits
in many of the lean years. However,
we should mention that these pas
tors of the early days were often
presented with a bag of oats for
theii* horse by some of their support
ers. One of these good men, Robt.
Cranston by name, told me that for
several years he always took the
minister a load of hay and from the
time he began this good work he
never had a shortage of hay for the
needs of his stock.
Conspicuous among the ministers
of the early 7 0’s were Revs. James
Walker, John Dochstafler and Thos.
Jackson, men who held prayer meet
ings to the south on the eighth con
cession and thus laid the founda
tion for the opening of an appoint
ment at Blake’s. In 1S78, the Ash
field Circuit consisted of four ap
pointments, Blake’s on the eighth
concession; Hackett’s on the 10th;
Zion on the 12th and Hope on the
13th, about two miles apart in each
case and yet these churches were
well-filled and their ministers well-
provided for. It was an absolutely
rural circuit with the parsonage in
I the Village of Lucknow.
i With two preaching services at
Blake’s and one at’each of the other
three every Sabbath five sermons
had to be provided and thus a num
ber of "local preachers” were press
ed into the work. Some of thes*3
later became full-fledged ministers
as Rev. N. Miller, of the British
Columbia Conference, and Revs. Dr.
R. Barnby.and J. A. Agnew, of Lon
don, besides John Elliott, of 682
William Street, London, a leading
layman of the United Church and
Rev. I. W. Kilpatrick, of Strathroy.
Among the other local preachers the
following may be mentioned: David
Agnew, John Taylor, James Taylor,
R. E. Brown, R. Murdock, William
Gardiner, Sr., James Hunter, Wil
iam Johnston, Samuel Sherwood, A.
Bowles, Ernest Sherwood, John F.
Andrew Jr., and D. A. Andrew.
What a school for the training of
preachers was this Ashfield Circuit
Not only* for preaching but fol* gen
eral public service. . Almost all of
these young men could do credit
able work in public speaking any
where, but, best of all tlieir work
resulted in fine spiritual growth for
thenwlves and the congregation or
the circuit.
Another distinctive feature in the
Ashfield circuit’s work was the
holding of an annual Sunday School
convention for the whole circuit but
changed yearly until the four ap
pointments were gone over.
Today, almost 90 years of con
tinuous religions services, this rur
al circuit, whose membership with
one of two exceptions, is made up
of farmers and their families, is a
much alive organization and appears
to be good for possibly another cen
tury.
OFFICERS CHOSEN FOR
BIG PLOWING MATCH
List Drawn Up For Big Event in
Hullett and McKiUop — To Be
Held Ln 1942.
A meeting to organize for the
1942 Huron 'County Plowing Match
was held at the agricultural offices
at Clinton, at which J. D. Thomas,
Goderich, committee chairman, pre
sided. The following arrangements
of the management was made sub
ject to acceptance. Chairman, J. D.
Thomas, of Goderich; vice-chairman,
Hugh Hill, Colborne township form
er reeve; secretary, J. C. Shearer,
agricultural representative; assist
ant secretaries, George H. Elliott,
Clinton, former warden and Harvey
Erskine, of Goderich; treasurer, G.
W. Fraser, former manager of the
Western Canada Flour Mills, Gode
rich; assistants, E. C. Boswell, man
ager Dominion Bank and J. M. Mc
Millan, manager of Province of On
tario Savings Bank, Seaforth; hon
orary officers, the 19 42 county war
den, M..P.’s and M.P.P.’s, Huron;
Gordon McGavin, 2nd Vice-Presi
dent of Ontario Plowmen’s Associa
tion; co-ordinators or key men;
north section, L. E. Cardiff, M.P., of
North Huron, with the following
committee convenors: Park, A. W.
Morgan, Usborne; billetting, Ross
McGregor, Hullett; publicity, Harry
J. Boyle, Wingham; local day, Percy
Passmore, reeve of Usboime; traffic,
George Feagan. county warden; cen
tre section key men: W. L. Whyte,
Hullett; committee convenors, teams
W. J. Dale, Hullett; tractors, A. J.
McMurray, Clinton; grounds, Wil
mot Haacke, ex-warden, Goderich;
horse shoeing, William Quinn, Cen
tralia; horse show, Telford Mont
gomery, Howick; south section key
men, Thomas Pryde, Exeter; com
mittee convenors, banquet, J. H
Scott, reeve of Seaforth; lunch Ro
land Williams, Exeter; reception, G.
L. Parsons, Goderich; non-farmers,
Bert Hemingway, Brussels; main
tenance, John Eckert, former war
den.
“Professor! Professor!” “Well,
what is it?” “There is a burglar
in the library.” “Dear me 'What
is he reading?”
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THOMSON REUNION
HELD AT DUBMN
The home of Mr. and Mrs. Herb.
Briton, of Dublin, was the setting
for the annual Thomson reunion on
Wednesday of last week with more
than seventy members of the clan
present from Winnipeg, Toronto,
Parry Sound, Auburn, Dungannon,
Brucefield, Kippen, Clinton, Mit
chell.
The oldest member present waa
Mrs. James Moodie, of Brucefield.
and the youngest, Joyce Agnes,
four-month-old daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. C. priestap, of Mitchell, and.
honors went to Miss Eleanor Fisher,
of Winnipeg, for the member com
ing from the longest distance. Sports
directed by Lloyd and Miss Hazel
Thomson were an interesting fea
ture. Following a delicious supper
served on the lovely lawn of the
Britton home, a sing-song was en
joyed under the direction of Mr.
Garrow, of Clinton, and speeches
were also featured. Following is
the result of the officers for the
current year: President, Bert Thom
son, Kippen; vice-president, Elgin
Thomson, Brucefield; secretary -
treasurer, John Alexander, Hensail;
sports convenor, Miss Mabel Work
man, Hensail; assistant, Samuel W.
Thomson, Kippen; program conven
or, Lloyd Thomson, Brucefield; as
sistant, Herb. Britton, Dublin.
The first seat reservation for the
pageant at the Canadian National
Exhibition this year arrived at the
Exhibition office last March. It came
from Santa Monica, California.
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