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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times-Advocate, 1940-07-25, Page 4’THURSDAY, JULY 25th, -1910 THE EXETER TIMES-ADVOCATE FREE! Don’t Fail to Hear the HARMONY TRIO ALSO A SOLO THAT WILL BE ENJOYED BY ALL and the popular comedians Nell, Hank and Ernie Friday and Saturday Nights Sponsored by Sel-Ka-Ton At the Corner of Main and North Streets t 9___ GREENWAY Miss Eloise Gill, of Grand Bend, visited last week with her aunt Mrs. IL L. Pollock. Mrs. E. H. McPherson, Paul and Jean are spending this week in Tor­ onto. Mr. Dawson Woodburn spent last week on an enjoyable fishing ex­ pedition at Perth. .Mr. and Mrs. Albert Pollock visit­ ed on Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Rufus Turnbull of Grand Bend. Ms. A. Melintosh and Mr. J. Well­ man, of Port Huron, spent the week-end with friends here. Miss Marg, is spending a her parents, McGregor. We extend relatives of the late Mr. Roy Shep­ pard who passed away in London last Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. Dean Brown and' Mrs. D. Steeper visited on Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. A. D. Steeper of West McGillivray. Mrs. W. Sherritt returned home on Sunday after spending a few weeks with friends in Windsor and Wheatley. BIDDULPH COUNCIL PAYS HONOR TO SOLDIER SONS McGregor, of London, couple of weeks with Mr. and Mrs. J. H. our sympathy to the More than 1.000 people were present for an evening in honor of the soldiers who enlisted from Bid­ dulph Township, in the s grounds at Granton. Reginald son, of Siloam, was chairman. Paul brothers, of Kirkton, Mrs. Freeborn recited and Mr. born, M.L.A. read the names and presented each soldier with a gold wrist watch, gift from the Biddulph Council. The grounds were decorated with red, white and blue streamers. Following the presentation, dancing was enjoyed on an o'pen air floor, donated for the occasion by St. Pat­ rick's church Biddulph. After the expenses were paid, all the proceeds were donated to the Red Cross. The soldiers honored were: Ptes. Wm. Lambourne, Ivan Culbert, Bob Hanna, John Sullivan, Cliff Carty. George Thompson, Pte. Herbert, Pte. Fallis. school [ Hud- . The sang: . Free- Miss Ivy Leary, of Staff a, is spend­ ing her vacation with her brother, Howard, at Ottawa. Good Grade Screenings $20.00 a ton SPECIAL FOR THIS WEEK ONLY la Walla for our new factory site ’’ Friend: “But why Walla Walla?” Relish Maker: “Well it sounds like a good place to make chow cliow.” o—o—o Casey and Murphey were asked to witness the signing of a wiH. Casey duly signed, but being un­ able to write, he made his X. Mur­ phy, seeing this, exclaimed. “Be- gorra. Casey — you’ve gone and signed my name!” 0—0—0 The amateur gardiner was show-. is complete and when the Red Cross .............................. - >. i has been made aware of their par­ ticular part in the whole scheme.22 lbs. Purity Flour in Utility Pail. 7 only. Special 90c Hominy, Chick Scratch, Salt. IF IT IS THE FEED LINE WE HAVE IT G. A. Cann & Sons RED CROSS NOTES * * * To All branch Units The following letter under date of July 13th. has been received from Mrs. Wallace R. Campbell, National Chairman of Women’s War Work. “In view of the present situation Overseas. and of the uncertainty with regard to what will be the m<>st urgent needs to he covered by the: whole Red Cross programme in the; immediate future, and in order to I carry on this department with the' greatest efficiency and economy, it is again necessary to revise our; schedule of work. j “The urgent appeal for Supplies} issued May 23. has been met. Our: Warehouses in England are replen-; ished with tremendous quantities of | supplies and more are en route. We[ have only to plan for assistance to | Great Britain, since nothing can be1 sent into Europe at the moment, for our responsibilities to our troops here and abroad. “Every Division and Branch been working at top speed for past two months. There are long months ahead, when all one’s en­ ergies will be taxed to the utmost. It seems to your committee, there­ fore, that this is the opportune time to slow down, so that many things, long delayed, can be accomplished, and that other duties can be clear­ ed away, in preparation for the autumn. “The Purchasing Committee re­ quires a free period, to take stock, and review the situation, and for some very necessary re-organization i of the Warehouse. Due to the tre­ mendous quantities of materials and supplies passing through daily, more space must be arranged. It is earnestly hoped that, given of leisure, a quota set up. This a number of Work it cannot be manag- such a pressure of a brief period system can be the request of Convenors, but ed while under work at Head Office. Refugee Clothing -......jg.4. ... I BIRTHS LOSTELL—In Usborne on Tuesday July 16th, to Mr. and Mrs. Jos L. Lostell, the gift of a daughter, (Donelda Jean). CAlil) OF Mr. and Mrs. Bill and Mildred their thanks and their many friends for the many acts of kindness sho$vn the family fol­ lowing their recent automobile acci­ dent and especially to Bill while a ; patient in Victoria Hospital. CARD OF THANKS and own i has the Whole .Mellon 05cTHANKS Hensall Nine Win tried M array Elliott wish to extend appreciation to JUMBO 1CB CREAM Assorted Flavors Exeter Frozen Foods FULL PINT SIZE 18c each, 2 for 35cHURON-PERTH STANDING W.L.P. Clinton .......................6 1 .857 Hensall .....................7 2 .7718 St. Marys ................ 4 0 •M .667 Blyth ...........................1 3 .250 Exeter-Crediton .........1 6 .143 Lucan ............................1 6 .143 COOL SPECIAL WATERMELONS Chilled at 33 Degrees — REFRESHING — DEL I (I OUS WE CHILL E’M — YOU EAT E’M. Halt Mellon 35c — Quarter Mellon 20c CHICKEN For Your Holiday Week-Ends — Grade “A” Drawn 22c per lb. Phone 70 Exeter family of Lu* late William wish to exp;> ss their sincere giihers and friends The Johns thanks to the nei for the kindness and sympathy ex­ tended during their recent bereave­ ment; also for th- flowers, treats, cards, etc. sent to Mr. Johns during his illness and al>" for the gift of flowers and cars leaned at the fun­ eral. ANNO UNt EMENT The . Hazel , and the Eugene Charles Ontario. I is at Since European Refugees cannot assisted through the Canadian present, and of clothing England for direction of evacuated to Canada, un­ Government scheme, may means the local problem be Red Cross Society at since large quantities have been shipped to distribution, under the our Overseas Committee, it has been decided to finish up clothing now in the making, but for the future to | make only such clothing as British! children, der the require. “This should be carefully considered, and only clothing required in the area of each Branch be made up, such cloth­ ing to be held in the Branches for the present. Further details and _ instructions in this matter will be j issued, when the Government Scheme ing the beauties of his green-house. “This," he said, pointing to a flow­ er. “belongs to the petunia family.” “Does it?’’ said the sweet young thing. “I suppose you're minding it while they're away.” o—-o—o The teacher wrote on the black­ board: “The horse and cow is in the stable." “Now." she said to a little boy. “what is wrong with that sentence?” Little Boy: “I think you should say, ‘The cow and the horse is in the stable’." Teacher: "Why?” Little Boy: “Ladies first.” I i Knitting “There should be no slowing down in knitted comforts. The following­ articles are especially necessary large quantities: Socks, all of caps and helmets, gloves, sea boot stockings and all the of the sailors. Do not make lots. “Arrangements should be made to insure the distribution of wool the receipt of finished knitted ments. in types mitts, needs wrFt- and gar- engagement is announced of Ida, daughur of Mrs. Snell late John Charles Snell, to Harry, son of Mr. and Mrs. Henry Beaver, of BRINSLEY Creditom Crediton; Paterson, Rev. and Mrs. Turner , Mrs. W. Connell and Mr. of Toronto, visited Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Roland Neil. The many friends of Mrs. Ellwood Sr. wish to congratulate her as she celebrated her 85 birthday Sunday. Best wishes to Gordon and Mrs. Rock. It’s a daughter. Mr. Patterson, of London, occu­ pied the pulpit of the United church on behalf of the Temperance Feder­ ation of Canada. We extend greetings to Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Odd (nee Miss Ellwood) who were married day, July 20th. Mrs. Dixon Passes Ilene Satur- homeThere passed away at her on the 4th concession of McGilliv­ ray, Mrs. Morgan Dixon. Mrs. Dixon was a life-long resident of McGil­ livray and is survived by her hus­ band three sons Earl, Wilfred and Murray and two daughters, Mrs. John Hotson and Laura, all of Mc­ Gillivray. The funeral service was conducted by Rev. Mr. Turner in Brinsley church. Interment in Marr's Hill church cemetery. Ice Cream Social Come and attend the Ice Cream Social in Centralia United church on Tuesday, July 30th at' 8 p.m. Program by local and outside tal­ ent consisting of readings, solos, mouth organ selections, piano, violin and guitar selections under auspices of the W. M. S. Silver collection for program. Ladies will serve cake and ice cream. CENTRALIA The veteran Steve Dundas to shake the Lucan Irish Nine out of their slump in Monday night’s Huron-Perth Baseball League game in Hensall and he almost succeeded. Stan Tudor’s Hensall club squeezed out a 3-2 decision over the oldster and were glad to settle, for the one- run margin. Hensall scored their three runs in the very first inning of a six-inning game. The Irish came back with two in the second and that’s how the score stood at the end of a tidy tussle. Both teams turned in snappy ball, one double For Hensall, in a double got six hits Tudor, who Hensall, allowed lacked his usual ed five batters, Lucan ................ Hensall .............. Batteries: For Lucan, Dundas Meadows; for Hensall, Kerslake. Kestle, Fahrner, Motz, Darling, If; Baynham, If in the 4th Moore ss; B. Kestle 3b, Morlock lb. Clinton—McEwen, ss; Miller, cf; ■Cook, p; Monteith, 3b; Colquhoun, lb; Powell c; Counter If; SchoenJ lials rf; Bartliff 2b. Exeter ........ 000 001 000—1 Clinton ...... 003 001 211—8 KHIVA 7 10 9 3 and Lucan had play, Paul to Murdy. Stade and Weir turned killing. off did The winners Dundas. Maurice the flinging for only four hits, but control and 020 000—2 300 000—3 * * ♦ Blyth Loses to walk- M. Tudor Clinton 4 3 6 2 ; and • and Although the Blyth Monday night’s game to Clinton by a 8-5 score, the local branch of the Red Cross was a winner as it received half of the gate receipts, and a good crowd was in attendance. Despite the defeat, Blyth is still in a good position to catch a play-off spot, thanks to the fact that the Lucan Irish Nine lost in Hensall while Blyth was losing in Clinton. The Lucan defeat prevented the Irish from gaining on the locals. The batteries for the Blyth, Craig, for Clinton, Colquhoun. ball team Huron-Perth Jardine Hawkins, * * * lost ball game were: and Foster; Draper and Clinton Juveniles Win From Exeter Lions smacked out a single but stranded at second and tied the count when Qol- and About seventy-five relatives friends gathered at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Alex Neeb on Thursday ev­ ening, July 18th, in honor of Mr. and Mrs. Wm. McAdams (nee Ber­ nice Neeb) who were married re­ cently. A very sociable and jolly time was spent in playing Bingo, games, contests and singing. Dur­ ing the course of the evening an address was read by Miss Elva Lam­ port and Messers. Clifford Heywood and Nelson Lamport on behalf of the guests presented Mr. and Mrs. McAdams with an occasional chair and table. Words of appreciation were expressed by Mr. McAdams. All joined in singing “For they are Jolly Good Fellows.” Refreshments were then served. Following is the address: Dear Friends: Your neighbors and friends have taken this opportunity of meeting here to-night to offer you congratu­ lations on your recent advent to the sea of matrimony. We sincerely hope that your voyage will not be a tempestuous one, but rather a smooth sail over all the trials and difficulties that may beset your journey through life. We appreci­ ate the kindly relationship that has existed in the past, with all those who have been associated with you in the affairs of life and we hope that and the ask because of their value, but as slight token of He who is the Giver of all bless you and keep you. Mi’s. Henry Eagleson underwent a serious operation on Friday morn­ ing at St. Joseph’s Hospital, Lon­ don, and her many friends will he pleased to know that she is getting along nicely. Miss Bella Campbell, of spent Wednesday last with Mrs. Matthew Clark. Mr. and Mrs. Clayton I as time goes on, our friendship common interest will be all more intensified. We would you to accept these gifts, not a good will and may good gifts Seaforth, Mr. and CREDITON EAST Mrs. Blake Heathe and daughter and son, of Windsor, are holidaying with the former’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. II. Kuhn. Mr. and Mrs. John Richards and Mr. and Mrs. H. Lewis spent day at Grand Bend with Mr. Mrs. Alec Hamilton. Mrs. Harold Glanville and Leslie are visiting with Mr. Mrs. John Glanville near Seaforth. Jack Anderson, of London,, week-end with his par- and Mrs. Sun- an d son and Mr. spent the ents, Mr. son, Mr. and Mr. and Mrs-. Tom Frank Scheiding, all spent Motz. Mr. spent Eli Lawson. Mrs. Ellen Davis, of Exeter, spent Sunday with her brothers Messrs. Henry and Abe Dearing. Charles Ander- Mrs. Win. Sunday George Sunday Heather]ey and Pace and Mrs. of London, with Mrs. Catharine- Lawson, of Exeter, with his brother Mr. VOTERS’ LIST 1910 ♦ Municipality of the Township of Stephen, 'Ooun,ty of Huron N'OTCE is hereby given that I have complied with section 8 of THE. VOTERS’ LISTS ACT and that 1 have posted up at my office at 'Crediton, Ontario, on the 22nd day of July 19 4 0, the list of all persons entitled to vote in the said Muni­ cipality at muncipal elections and that such list remains there for in­ spection. AND I hereby call upon all voters to take immediate proceedings to have any. errors or omissions cor­ rected according to law, the last day for appeal being the 12th day of August, 1940. Dated at Crediton, the 22nd day July 1940. HERBERT K. EILBEJR, Clerk of Stephen Township Crediton, Ontario. of AUCTION SALE HOUSEHOLD EFFECTS undersigned auctioneer has re- that’s why the “home-town'’ Weekly Newspaper comes first in the reading and buying minds of the 7.750.000 consumers in Canada's smaller communi­ ties who make 69% of the country's retail sales. Exeter, Ont A Word to All Housewives “Be sure to fill every jar Home-Town Stuff comes first in the 69% major market! The Weekly Newspaper is the one paper that is read and discussed by the whole family. It's ’'home­ town" news is about people they know. It’s “home­ town editorials deal with matters of intimate inter­ est to them. It's "home-town’’ advertisements by local dealers are based on friendly knowledge of their needs. The circulation of Canadian Weekly Newspapers in Canada’s 69% "home-town” major market total 2jS003000. That’s coverage for you. But coverage is only half the story. The secret of the success enjoyed by advertisers using the Weekly News­ papers lies in the fact that the Weekly Newspaper —and. only the Weekly Newspaper—can offer the sales-making friendly introduction which builds regular users of a product. Canadian Weekly Newspapers are first in reader interest and first in sales influence, in Canada's 69% major market. and bottle in your cupboards with jams and preserves. Help conserve our fruits and vegetables for use in our own homes and communities. This is a patriotic duty to be observed by all women.” The local Garden Party advertis­ ed for July 30 has been postponed for the present. Listen to your radio ern Standard Time on ings for “The Voice Cross.” This is a new minute programs to keep you posted on the great work of the Canadian Red Cross in its war-time activities, both overseas and in Canada. at 5:50 East- Sunday even- of the Red series of ten-i * * ♦ Receipts Acknowledged the in­ The treasurer acknowledges followitfg receipts—Trivitt Unit eluding donation by choir $10, $21;25: Whalen Unit, Gunning union $3.00; Caven Unit $4.00. re- MRS. W. S. RUBY DIES AT ZURICH Mrs. William $, Ruby passed at her residence in Zurich on day. . Prang Zurich was a gelical year. away Sun- Mary i |i Mr. and Mrs, Rex Mills, of Wy­ oming. were week-end visitors with Mrs. Harry Mills. Marilyn Mills, who has been visiting here with her grandmother for the past three weeks returned home with them. Mr. and Mrs. R. Smith and Mar­ lene were Sunday visitors with Mr. and Mrs. W. Smith, Thames Road. Master Douglas Wilson is holi­ daying with his grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. Thos. Boyes. Mr. and Mrs. George Johnston and son, of Exeter, visited with Mr. and Mrs. Thos. Smith on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. S. Henry and Don­ ald, of Harriston and Miss Marie Macaulay, of Wiarton, were Sunday visitors with Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Hicks. Mr. Reg. Hodgson and Miss Doris Greb are holidaying at Wiarton and Tobermory. Mrs. Lome Hieks spent the week­ end at her home in Ripley. Her niece, Bertha Walden, of Kincardine returned with her for a visit. Mr. and Mrs. Lambert, of Palmer­ ston, visited with Mr. and Mrs. Dave Smith on Sunday. Mrs. Ronald Hill, of Windsor, vis­ ited with Mr. and Mrs. W. Baker on Thursday of last week. Mrs. T. Willis the week-end at Grand Bend Mr. and Mrs. went the Moore for the eighth Hicks, cf; The local juveniles were defeated by the Clinton nine in a Hurn- Perth Juvenile O.A.B.A. game last Friday evening 10-5. The Exeter boys broke into the lead in the first inning after Hick’s had singled and crossed the plate on J. Kestle's single. Kestle was caught at second. Fahrner and Bayn­ ham each were left third. Clinton quhoun singled, stole second third and scored on Monteith’s single. Clinton broke into the lead in the second and held the lead throughout. Monteith route for the winners. Exeter was Relieved in by Fahrner. Exeter—Nichols, 2b, J. Kestle c.; Fahrner 3b; Baynham, rf; B. Kestle, ss; Moore and Fahr­ ner p.. Darling If, Morlock lb. Clinton—McEwen c.; Colquhoun 3b, Cook, lb; Monteith, p; Powell, ss; Miller and Haddy, cf; Counter, If; Shoenhals, Scott, rf; Bartliff 2b. Exeter lOu 200 020— 5 13 2 Clinton .... 121 003 30x—10 15 3 Umpires — J. Hawkins ,W. Tul- ford. * ♦ * Exeter Juveniles 8, Clinton 1 and family spent their cottage at batters, fine and the Wilfong and daughter Nona, of London, and Mr. and Mrs.’ Edward Hamacher and family, of Dashwood, visited on Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Willert. Mr. Earl Dietrich was rushed to St. Joseph’s Hospital, London, Friday where he underwent an eration for appendicitis. He is ting along as well as can be pected. Master Jack Clark, of Hensall, is spending a couple of weeks with his grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. Matthew Clark. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Mason spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Ted Stan- lake, at Grand Bend. Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Lippert and Marlene spent the week-end at Tp- penvash Beach. last op- get- ex- CLANDEBOYE Miss Dorothy Harrison is visiting j at Grand Bend for two weeks. ' Mrs. W. MacWilliam is recovering- after her recent illness. Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Cronyn and family spent Sunday at Grand Bend. The ceived instructions to sell by public auction at CREDITON, on THURSDAY, JULY 25th, 1940 at 1.3 0 o'clock sharp the following: 3 beds, springs and mattresses; single bed, commode. 2 dressers, stands, toilet set, 2 2 upholstered chairs, electric heater, hall tables, rug 9 by 12- ft. oil heater, settee, library table, radio, living room table, chair, 3 rockers, pillows, 6 chairs, dining room table, clock, oil heater, Florence oil cooking stove, electric pad, kitchen range, coal scuttle, 2-burner electric plate, sew­ ing machine, 2 bath tubs, pictures, oil can, step ladder, extension lad­ der, clothes horse, carpet sweeper, wash tubs, Congoleum rug, pots, dishes, cooking dishes, garden tools, pails, boxes, barrels, lawn mower, scythe, pans. At the same time and place, if not previously sold, there will be offered for sale the house and lot; frame­ house, good garage, fine garden; a beautiful place to live. THE ESTATE OF THE LATE MRS. JOS. HAIST TERMS—CASH FREEMAN MORLOCK, Executor FRANK TAYLOR, Auctioneer CLINTON MORLOCK, Clerk tree, 2 burner electric sliding dining Her maiden name was and she had resided in the I district all her lifetime. She member of the Zurich Evan- Church and was in her 69th She is survived by her hus­ band, a daughter, Mrs. A. J. Diet- rich and a son. Emery, both of Kit­ chener; and two grandchildren; two sisters. Mrs. Martin Wurm, of Zu-1 rich, and Mrs. E. Blain, of Decatur. Mich.; a brother. Louis Prang, of I Zurich, A private funeral service took place at her late residence on | Tuesday a’ 2 o'clock, followed by a publi, service in ’he Zurich Evan-1 gelical church. Intermen’ took place in the Zurich Bror.ec n Line cemetery hands. M. Sleamon and June spent Sunday at Grand Bend. Mr. and Mrs. B. D. Cook and fam­ ily attended the Cook reunion at Glencoe on Sunday. Mrs. Zimmerman, of Windsor, who has been visiting her mother, Mrs. Willert for the past several weeks re-turned to her home last week. Misfc Ada Mitchell R.N., of Cot­ tage1 Hospital. Detroit; Mr. and Mrs. Ken. Hodgins, of Wiarton and Mr. and Mrs. Harold Mitchell, of Lon­ don, visited over the week-erfci with Mr. and Mrs. Norman Mitchell. He: “Why did fellow back for He’ll never find wanted to get you send that poor your cold cream? it.’ She: “I oniyj the chap off my The Clinton Juveniles went to town on the local diamond defeating the home team S to 1 Tuesday night. The locals showed a lack of practice and were guilty of many costly er­ rors. Wally Fahrner, for the locals, showed plenty of speed and hltho’ a little wild at times received poor support from the rest of the boys. He was touched for ten hits and struck out eight Clinton Cook the opposing pitcher did a job also, scattering seven hits striking out six. Clinton bagged three runs in third. Fahrner walked the first three players. Monteith grounded to the infield and McEwen was cut off at the plate. Colquhoun then doubled and drove in two runs and Monteith came home on an error. Bartliff scored in the sixth and Clin­ ton scored two more in* the seventh and one in each of the eighth and ninth. Exeter’s lone run come in the sixth. Motz first up got a base on an error but was caught off second. Baynham drove out a double, Bill Kestle then smashed out a drive for two bases scoring Baynham. Powell for Clinton led the hitting bagging four singles in five times at bat. Bill Kestle for the locals trollected a single and a double in four times at hat. The line-ups: Exeter—Nichol, 2b; Hicks, cf; J. Women’s Institute At the home of Mrs. Ernie Lewis the Women’s Institute held their July meeting. The meeting opened with the Institute Ode, followed by the Lord’s Prayer. Scripture was read by Ila Paton followed by a few minutes silent prayer for World Peace. Our pennies saved for the Red Cross were $2.82. We also don­ ated $10 for the Red Cross Fund. It was decided to have a social ev­ ening the Red Cross, sold, Mrs. onstration given on agriculture and Canadian Industries; Mrs. Bill Downing, a re­ cent‘•bride was - presented with-a gift. Mrs. E. Williams and Mrs. Pa­ ton played and, Mrs. L. Kilmer “Danny Boy”. Mrs. Kilmer sang a solo. The contest was by Mrs. Horatio Simpson and E. Williams. The meeting closed with the National Anthem, Lunch was served by hostess ond commit* tee. proceeds to go for the Ila Paton gave a guitar Jas. Paton gave a dem­ on salads. Papers were sang also won Mrs. NOTICE TO CREDITORS NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that all creditors and others having claims against the estate of ELIZA­ BETH WEIBERG, late of the Town­ ship of Hay, widow, who died on the second day of July 1940, are requir­ ed to forward their claims duly proven to the undersigned on or be­ fore the first day of August, 1940. AND NOTICE IS FURTHER GIV­ EN that after the said date the Exe­ cutors will proceed to distribute' the estate having regard only to the claims of which they then shall have notice. DATED at Exeter, Ont., this Sixth., day of July 1940.. F. W. GLADMAN, Exeter and Hensall Executors’ Solicitor6-ll-3tc. D. clerk pita], F. McGregor, Tuckersmith Tp. is ill in Scott Memorial Hos- Seaforth. , Judge: i stand the Witness: ‘ .................. golfer and my son drives a second­ hand flivver, O—O-—o “Waiter, never bring me. a steak like this again.” “Why not, sir?” I “Well, it simply isn’t done." “Madam, do you under­ nature of an oath’” “Well my husband is a