HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times-Advocate, 1940-06-27, Page 7THE EXETER TIMES-ADVOCATE Thursday, june 27th, 1010
EDITORIAL
A MODERN MISS
She could swing a six pound dumb
bell,
She could fence and she could
box;
She could row upon the river,
She could clamber among the
rocks;
She could golf from morn till evenin’
And play tennis all day long;
But she coudn’t help hei' mother
’Cause she wasn't very strong.
* * *
Lora: “This is a very clever con
fession story you're written, but
why did you name the man Adam?”
Dora: “The editor wanted it writ
ten in the first person.”
* ♦ *
More than 1,000 very small plan
ets, known as asteroids or plane
toids, have been discovered since
1801, traveling (with one or two
exceptions) in orbits lying between
those of Mars and Jupiter. To this
collection of tiny planets must now
be added two more, recently dis
covered at the Algiers Observatory
at Algiers, Africa.
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PAINT—BURIED TREASURE
Although men are constantly
hunting for treasure on land and
on sea, not all treasure is buried.
Some of it in the form of lost old
masters is hidden from the eye by
a coat of paint.
'For example, the person who can
discover the painting by Raphael of
the Virgin and the Christ Child
clutching her veil is assured of a
fortune. Probobly, it is not destroy
ed, but merely worked over by some
18th. century restorer who did not
hesitate to repaint so that Raphael’s
brushwork cannot be seen. Possibly,
some treasure hunter armed with an
X-ray will one day find this as well
as numerous other very valuable
masterpieces.
* * *
Answer to Prankish Problem
which appeared in our last issue;
the miners bought 30. 40 and 50
lbs. each.
* * *
Sambo had found a job for work
on a railroad section gang and was
taking leave of his family when his
wife came to the door and shouted:
“Come back heah, Sam. Yo’ hasn’t
cut a stick ob wood for de stoye
and yo’ll be gone a week!”
The negro turned and looked very
much aggrieved. “Honey,” he said
in a tone of injured innocence.
“What’s de mattah? Yo'all talks
like I was takin’ de axe with me.”
sfs Sjl *
Sign seen on a wall of a restaur
ant:
“As you ramble through life, bro
ther,
Whatever be your goal, keep your
eye
Upon the doughnut, and not upon
the hole.”
other sound philosophy—or is it,
Well, perhaps the hole in the dough
nut does have some advantages.
1. As an advertising man might
say, it centers attention on the
doughnut, creating a focal point:
2. With exactly the same content
it outsells the flat doughnut (ask
any baker or restaurant man);
3. It gives a crust to more parts
of the doughnut;
4. The round doughnut is prac
tical—it can be rolled to a friend
across the table or at the other end
of the counter;
5. The hole makes it easier to
pick up the doughnut.
Call us liberal or reactionary, as
you will, but the doughnut with the
hole is a real American institution.
One of the old fundamentals of
American life and in spite of the
new government philosophy, we still
want to retain the hole doughnut.
* ♦ '•
Pioneer and period as well as bio
graphical pictures exert an influ
ence on our personal habits and cus
toms. One of them is that side
burns (whiskers) are coming back,
Bowel Complaints
of Children
During the hot summer and early
fall months most children, and
especially those teething, are subject
to diarrhoea, dysentery, colic, cholera
infantum and other bowel com-
I Every mother should keep a hottie
of Dr. Fowler’s Extract of Wild
Strawberry in the home as' a pro
tection against sudden attacks of
these troubles.
Don’t experiment with new anci
untried remedies. Consider your
child’s health. Get “Dr. Fowler’s
It has been successfully used by
thousands of Canadian mothers dur
ing the past 94 years it has been on
the market.Don’t accept a substitute.
Got the genuine “Dr, Fowler s.
Tho T, Milburn Co., Ltd., Toronto, Ont,
so, perhaps you will be interested in
knowing them by their real names
which is “Dundrearies.”
# $ $
WHIDli WAY
There is a story about Arkansas
which Texans and Oklahomians love
to tell —
It seems that when the coloniza
tion movement was under way fol
lowing the Civil War, there was a
sign at the fork of the road from
Tennessee to the Southwest. The
sign said that those wanting to go
to Oklahoma should take the road
to tne right while those headed for
the plains of Texas should take the I
left-hand road.
The story is that those who came
along and couldn’a read settled
down in Arkansas.
* * *
REMORSE
When I think of the things I so
often say,
That I really do not intend;
When I think of sweet thrills that
to untimely death
By some act I unwittingly send;
When I think of the time that I held
you back
While desire was sharp and keen
When I wanted that kiss, but in
stead made you think
Something else, which I didn’t
mean—
I could cry.
Louise, the Lonely* * *
POISE
Poise ip the attribute of charac
ter that comes from self-assurance -
a clear understanding of our prob
lem and a confidence in our ability
to master the situation.
Poise is a mastery of personal
emotionalism. It is self-confidence
rather than self-consciousness. It is
that quality that brings out ones
personality and makes an individ
ual stand out above the crowd.
Poise imports an atmosphere of
distinction, of leadership to the per- (
son who possesses it. It means I
mental balance — the ability to
think clearly and calmly in times
of excitement and confusion.
Poise is an acquired attainment
that is within the reach of every
man woman and child who will train
themselves in Tolerance, Kindli
ness, Consideration and a Willing-j
ness to be Helpful to all those with, whom they come in contact. j
* * *
CLORMUS
He detested crowds and he went
to parties merely to appease his
wife. Once there, however, he
thought of nothing but how to get
away. He had about exhausted his
alibis recently when he approached
me and said: “I’ve got to get out
of this mess. Give me an idea.”
I suggested that he suddenly
swoon but he had worked that gag
before. “Very well then,” I said,
“tell the hostess you are very ill,
that you have been suffering from
Clormus trouble for years.”
That he observed, might work
very well, but what in thunder was
‘clormus trouble’? “Just a happy
thought,” he said. “There is no such
word as Clormus but. it does sound
like a disease, doesn’t it?” He ad
mitted it did and set off forthwith
to seek his hostess.
When he explained his psuedo-
sickness and confided his Clormus
was troubling him, she looked start
led and advised him to go straight
home to bed exclaiming further:
“Clormus trouble! I thought I’d die
from that last April — it’s so un
nerving!”
Darned peculiar — these hostess
es.
—Penthouse Bill* * *
The Life Insurance Man’s Big Job
The world has a total population
of 1,023,000,000 .
The annual birth rate is 58,375,-
000.
The weekly birth rate is 1,103-
000.
The daily birth rate is 157,000.
The hourly birth rate is 6,500.
The minute birth rate is 108.
Nearly two are born each second.
The average age at death is 33
years.
100,000 attain the insurable age
daily.
There are ‘prospects’ everywhere
for every insurance Salesman.
* * *
Who is Josephine?* ♦ *
Something Old,
Something Blue,
Something borrowed -
•Column’s thru.
—the colonel
The Jitters won’t help us win the war.$ * * * * * * *
The war will draw old men from the chimney corner. ***>*««**
Johnny and Mary are all set for a good long vacation.
* * * * * » * *
» The war is likely to strip us of a lot of tastes that had become our
tormentors.********
The Exeter ground hog is complaining that the clover is growing
altogether too coarse.******* *
Sparrow grass and lettuce and green onions and pieplant pie and
strawberries! What a procession!********
No one was surprised at the terrible, wickedly unfair peace terms
that Germany imposed upon France.********
Our fathers settled and won this country through self denial. We
must retafh it at no less a cost.********
The Parkhill man is buzzing about his brand of mosquito!
Shucks! Many of the Exetei' brand weigh a pound.********
First things first. Things commendable and desirable in peace
terms must wait for attention till the war is over.********
The recruiting officers are likely to visit the pool rooms and
pleasure resorts and dance halls and such places,********
Safety first must be our rule of conduct in everything. When
tempted to go fast, it will pay big dividends to stop and think.********
As if the hot weather and the high degree of humidity were not
enough, the weatherman sent us a lively frost scare. You never can
tell.********
There is a lot of hard work for everybody these days, but nothing
is being gained by being flurried. System is the best ad to muscle
labour.********
THE ONLY WAY
When duty calls any man these days that they become so great,
he has but one course. He must lift his chin and step to the stern
music of the hero, whatever that duty may be. The way of honour
still is the way of life. The path of service still is the way of safety.-■* * * * * * * *
MIGHTY WELL
We have every reason to be proud of the rulers of this country,
and by this we mean not only the party in power, but also His Ma
jesty’s loyal opposition as are seeing eye to eye on important mea
sures and are actuated by the same enlightened principles. We can
afford to do no less.********
THE BATTLE OF ENGLAND
That a battle should be fought on English soil, is one of the
things that seem incredible. What would have been done with a re
sponsible statesmen or journalist of forty years ago who would have
said that such an event was possible? But the unlikelf, the improb
able, is now an event taking place right there under our astonished
noses.
********
WE MAY AS WELL WAKE UP
For the last forty years or more we have been a very compla
cent self-indulgent people, we who live in Canada. We have been
resentful of criticism. Mr. Smooth Mouth has been more popular in
politics and religion than men of the stamp of Amos. Let us own the
corn in this respect and get down to business. We have listened far
too long.
********
LET’S TIGHTEN UP
One or two recent events have proven that the underworld* is
within scratching distance of us at any minute. For this reason every
one of us must be the friend of law and order. Conduct that might
be tolerated when peace was with us, are not to be thought of. Par
ents can and are requested to assist in this very matter by looking
carefully after their children. More than ever, we must have the
supervised playground for the little people where they may play in
safety, physically and morally. All children who are able to work
must look foi’ and find jobs of some sort. In nervous times mischief
is waiting for the idle. And a word to motorists. Drive a little more
slowly than usual, When the nerves are highly strung, there is a
tendency to drive recklessly.
********
the lesson of preparedness
The predicament of the democracies this hour teaches the lesson
of preparedness. It is said that when Von Moitke, the German mili
tary leader of the 1870’s heard that war had been declared on France,
he told the. military leaders to go to a certain pigeon hole and that
they would there find plans for the subjugation of France. The plans
he indicated were carried out and France was soon at the feet of the
German Chancellor, who threatened to bleed (France white. So much
for preparedness. We know the lack of preparedness has done for
France of the present day.
Poor France thought she was prepared for the present situation.
Well she wasn’t, as all the world now knows. Britain thought France
was prepared. Well, we know only too well that her mistake has cost
her and her children. Preparedness in one’s mind is oue thing. Ac
tual preparedness — preparedness in solid fact is quite another thing* * * *v * * * *
JUST A SUGGESTION OR TWO
We hope that this war soon will end. But then hopes may be
dupes and we may as well square ourselves for some stiff work and a
whole lot of enduring of hard things. In view of this outlook, we
■will be wise to settle down to some practical -ways of carrying on. First,
let us look well to our religious life. The best man is the one built
around a healthy conscience. Hence the necessity of our attending to
our inner life. Second, let us give our minds the best chance possible,
by reading gpod books and associating with well-in-formed men. Let’s
keep a good biography on the read. Then let us guard our health.
The jitters do us no good and have an uncanny way of letting our
weaker spots, physically, get in a few cuffs that may knock us out.
Lots and lots of sleep is not only a good thing, but a real necessity
these terrible days. Then let us keep our mind on our job and work
as hard as ever we can. Remember, labour is life. Worry kills.********
IT RAISES INTERESTING QUESTIONS
That talk to the effect that Britain had definitely offered France
organic union of the two Empires and the talk that France had defin
itely turned down the offer raises a number of interesting questions.
Why should the offer have been made? If the offer was refused, why
was it declined? Did Britain wish to add to her man power for mili
tary purposes? Did she think that such a union would have added
French vivacity, or French alertness to British steadfastness. Welling
ton said “Give me French officers and English soldiers and I’ll con
quer the world.” Peninsular veterans used to say that the French
could fire three shots to the British two, but that the English shot
more effectually because they could hold their fire till that fire was
effective. Was the alleged offer allegedly refused because the .French
feared that the English would prove dominant and unyielding and
difficult to get on with? Were they of those who say that the English
man in the abstract is superb, but in the concrete, difficult? At any
rate, the question, now that it is up, may as well be considered.***** ***
IT MUST BE DONE
Canada has a threefold duty that must be done. The war must
be won. The war must be financed. The moral and spiritual nature
of the people must be rebuilt. These are not separate duties, but one
as the hand, while distinguishable as the fingers and the sinews and
the blood.
The war must be won. We are born for that end. We cannot
live unless we are victors. To less than win is to go into that pitchy
darkness in which no star shines. That we may win, there is the call
imperious and- all-excluding for effort of mind and action. Nothing
matters if it does not insure victory. That thought, that desire,
that act, that does not bend every Briton born of woman to achieve
victory is traitorous to the best things that ever descended from
heavan to earth.
We must finance the war. That man is an enemy of the race who
seeks to make money at the cost of the ideals of the Empire. But
we must pat our brains in steep and do business in the very best way
we can.
As never before must every man toil and plan and devise ways
and means to getting the dollars needed for these tremendous hours.
Frills must be eliminated and everyone get down to earning the cash
for guns, for uniforms, for medicines and skill. Food must be pro
vided and every engine or war put at its maximum efficiency. This
can be done only as we get, on with good business. The men who can
not fight must work, however little the old or feeble hands may be
able to accomplish. Talking age must give place to industry of some
sort. Every child who canjick a spoon has a duty to perform.
The moral and spiritual forces of every man jack must be looked
after. For many a weary, decadent day we have forgotten that we
had souls to save. We have studied convenience and even indulgence
when we should have been on our job with red earnestness. In so far
as we have been taking it easy we have slipped back-wards. God has
been a convenience. One very good to call on in an emergency but
those requirements were not imperative and generally of but second
ary importance. Witness, in this respect, our treatment of the Sab
bath Day. Wintess, too, our attitude to the Bible and prayer. Let us
be practical in this tremendous matter. As a nation lets slip its relig
ion everything else goes with it. Why not look these matters squarely
in the face? Let us have done with childish days. Tongue-in-the-
cheekism will get us no where but to ruin. We must win the war.
We must look to our finances and humbly seek the vitalizing of our
inner life. Nothing less will meet the perils of these awe-inspiring
moments.
JAMES STREET W.M.S.
The following notes were taken
from the report of Mrs. C. W. Chris
tie at the James Street W. M. S. of
the Conference Branch Convention
in London.
Conference Branch rallied in Met
ropolitan Church, London, with 350
delegates. The president, Mrs, L.
Eedy presided. Decreases were
shown in several reports of the dif
ferent departments, but the secre
taries thought it not lack of interest
but lack of time owing to intense
war work by the women. Of the
various secretaries’ reports only the
most interesting and practical points
were mentioned.
The Supply secretary had sent
872 bales weighing almost 20 tons,
containing 120'9 quilts and 200 lay
ettes and gave us a word picture of
the Indians’ actions and feelings on
the arrival of those bales. Their
distribution is humorous and path
etic. Mrs. Forbes, the Dominion
President, was another high light of
the session. Her subject was “The
Coat of Many Colors.” World needs
a coat of many colors sewn together
with love and faith,, love and in
creased co-operation now more than
ever.
A very stirring address was given
by Mrs. Chitamber, the guest speak
er -who came from Central India.
She attended the university of Luck
now for two years, hence her wide
knowledge and flawless English.
Both she and Bishop Chitamber are
second generation Christians. Im
provement in the status of women
has been one of the most conspicu
ous changes Christianity has made
in India. Although women are
queens in their own homes, they
have no rights. Mrs. Chitamber is
a great Temperance Worker and is
President of the W.C.T.U. Many
women, Mohammedan and Hindu,
have joined forces in the All India
Women’s Conference to draft res
olutions asking to stop the sale of
liquor, for minimum ages for men
and women to marry. They meet an-
ually and through viewing their
common needs, and with their de
sire to improve India as a nation are
forgetting the century old social bar
riers and caste system. Very in
structive lantern slides were shown
by Dr. Best of the Medical Mission
ary Work in Chentu, China, showing
one of two students who graduated
from our colleges in China who are
O’Neil-Harlton
A pretty wedding was solemnized
at the Granton United Church on
Saturday afternoon when Katie El
izabeth only daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. Gershon Harlton was united
in marriage to Thomas Gordon
O’Neil, eldest son of the late Mr.
and Mrs. Elmer O’Neil, Watford.
Pink and white peonies on the
altar made attractive decorations.
The ceremony was performed by the
Rev. S. W. Sweetman, Ilderton, as
sisted by Rev. L. C. Harvey
The bride, who was given away
in marriage by her father, wore a
floor-length gown of white double
silk net over white satin fashioned
with a boufaut skirt. Her white
fingertip veil fell in soft folds from
a crown and carried a bouquet of
pink butterfly roses. Miss Margaret
McColl, of Forest, cousin of the
bride, was bridesmaid and she wore
a mauve double net and carried a
bouquet of Johanna Hill roses.
Little Winnifred Harlton, niece of
the bride, acted as flower girl and
carried a nosegay of roses. Miss Au
drey O’Neil, cousin of the groom
was at the organ and during -the
signing of the register, played. Mr.
A. Smith, of Selkirk, acted as best
man, and Wilmer Harlton and Jack
Armstrong were ushers.
Following the ceremony a recep
tion was held at Glen Allen Villa.
Mrs. Harton, the bride’s mother,
chose a own of Alice blue chiffon
with white accessories and a corsage
of pink roses. Mrs. Armstrong,
aunt of the groom, was gowned in
an ensemble of figured rose chiffon
with a corsage of Johanna Hill
roses.
Later the bridal couple left on
a trip to the Eastern States, the
bride travelling in a mauve striped
frock, with coat of imported honey
beige -wool, leghorn hat and beige
accessories. On their return they
will reside at 310 Wellington street
W., Chatham.
At 7 weeks your clucks are on the
way to becoming money-making
Fall and Winter layers. Keep them
going in the right direction by feed
ing Roe Complete Growing Mash
—the feed that has helped
hundreds of thousands of Ontario
chicks grow into sturdy, strong,
productive pullets.
This complete feed is of a
medium texture, high in digestible
nutrients—with the correct
balance of proteins, minerals and
vitamins your chicks need to pay
you big returns in Fall and Winter
eggs. Ask your Roe Feeds dealer.
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W. R. DAVIDSON,
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KELLERMAN,
Dashwood
coming to Toronto to work in our
Hospitals there.
Very impressive messages were
brought by the four missionaries on
furlough — Dr. Forester, Miss Sy
bil Curtis, Miss Ila Brown and Miss
Edith Sparling, the latter describ
ing her trip from China in war time.
Dr. Foresters said, “I believe if none
of us ever went back, China would
carry on, so please don’t drop the
work, we must help them go ahead.”
ANNUAL FROLIC HELI)
BY LIONS AT CLINTON
The Clinton Lions Annual “fro
lic” was held in Recreation Park on
Juue 20th and notwithstanding the
inclemency of weather was largely
attended. There was a variety of op
portunities for taking chances of
worthwhile articles by placing a
nickel against the turn of the wheel
and many were seen carrying away
baskets of groceries, hams and what
not.
The major prize in a draw was
a $100 war bond, won by Mrs. Mary
Harvey, of Hensall. While the ma
jority of the prizes were won by
local residents they had a fairly
wide distribution. The list ranged
from a $50 bond as second prize to
such articles as flashlights and ca
meras.
The proceeds of the events will
be appropriated by the Lions to
their child welfare work.
ROYAL NAME FOR FOREST
‘Qu.een Elizabeth Forest” is the
name given to the reforestation area
Of 628 acres purchased by the
Lambton County Council near Port
Franks last year and will serve as
a memorial to the visit of the King
and Queen. Deputy Reeve Roy El
liott of Bosanquet, states that 20,-
000 young trees have been planted
there.
MILK
Milk saved the day for Henry
Bennwies, of Manley, when light
ning struck a transformer at his
barn. The transformer burst into
flames, but Mr. Bennewies was able
to bring the fire under control by
drenching the flames with pails of
milk. Had the fire not been chock
ed at the outset it would have been
difficult to save the barn which is
one of the largest in Manley dis
trict from destruction.
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