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"If you're not doing anything this
evening, Tex.” Smoky said after he
won’t you have
my house?”
he hesitated. “I don’t
to think you have to feed
Smoky, just because I
a chicken sandwich.”
“Don’t be silly! I
He’ll be
after
Tex.” Smoky
had paid the cheek,
dinner at
“Well.”
want you
me now,
bought you
She laughed'
want you to meet Pop.
anxious to see you, because,
all. if it hadn’t been for you I prob
ably never would have got to Mr.
Melvin.”
“If it won't be any trouble,” Tex
said. “I’d be mighty pleased to come
out and meet your father."
“Of course it’s no trouble,’ Smoky
took a pencil and paper from her
bag and wrote her name and ad
dress. “We’ll be expecting you at
six.”
She Plans a Dinner
Smoky decided on the way home
in the subway that Tex must have
a dinner fit for the gods. Mrs. Het
rick had often told her the best
way to a man’s heart was through
his stomach. It hadn’t worked with
Karl, even though she had practised
cooking is favorite dishes for years.
But it was still a good old rule.
A thick steak, smothered with
onions. Men always liked steaks
smothered with onions. New green
peas. Mashed potatoes with loads
of cream and butter. A chopped
vegetable salad. And she had plenty
of time to make a devil’s-food cake
with lots of chocolate icing. Men
always liked that, too. Then there
were the dill pickles she had put up
in a crock in the cellar, and she’d
open peach preserves.
Clancy was astonished when she
burst in with the news that she had
to hurry because there was the best
looking man in the world coming to
dinner. A Texas cowboy, no less,
He’d been to college and had the
nicest manners, really a gentleman,
Pop. ..
When she had rushed upstairs to
change her clothes and start work
Clancy sat for a long time staring
out the window, his face strained
and his eyes heavy with worry.
CHAPTER VII
Tex, getting off the subway and
hunting the address she had given
him, was a little surprised to find
himself on a street of little frame
houses in <Old Steinway.
Shamrock in her silver jacket,
excuse for a skirt, and heavily mace
up little face, looked more as tho’
she might belong on Fifth Avenue.
He found the number next door
to the fire station and Clancy,
watching from the window, called
to Smoky: “Here comes you cow
boy. But he’s left his horse at
home.”
Smoky
her face
cooking,
find himself confronting a
pletely changed girl from the
he had met
“Howdy!”
Smoky was
brought his
Clancy
place on the couch
over to shake hands with the inval
id. He was so tall his head almost
seemed to graze the ceiling and his
bulk to fill the little room.
The father felt a little better
when he saw Tex, for he certainly
didn’t look like a wolf that
about to devour his innocent
daughter. His gray eyes were
and his handshake powerful,
looked, at least, like
shooter.
rushed from the kitchen,
rosy from the heat of her
and Tex was amazed to
confronting a com-
one
in the afternoon,
he said cheerfully,
glad
bonjo.
greeted
to see he
and
had
hishim from
and Tex walked
was
little
clear
He
a straight
(Taney Likes Tex
Tex, looking at Smoky in her neat
little navy blue short-sleeved dress
and green frilly apron, grinned and
said: “Are you sure you’re the
same gal I bought a chicken sand
wich for this afternoon? Or am I
in the wrong house?”
Smoky laughed without self-con
sciousness. Somehow, Tex, was the
sort of man it didn’t seem necessary
to put up a front for. She had
been thinking while getting dinner
Summer
Complaint
Few people, especially children;,
escape an attack of summer com
plaint during the hot weather.
Summer complaint begins with a
profuse diarrhoea very often accom
panied by vomiting and purging.
The matter excreted from the
stomach has a bilious appearance,
and that from the bowels watery,
whitish, ill-smelling, or even odorless.
When the children show any sign
of looseness of the bowels the mother
should administer a few doses of Dr.
Fowler’S Extract of Wild Straw
berry so as to bring quick relief.
This medicine has been on the
market for the past 94 years. Re
fuse substitutes. They may be
dangerous.
Get ‘’Dr. Fowler’s” and feel safe.
The T, •cXiilbtirn Co., Ltd., Toronto, Ont.
like one of the family. Clancy
a trifle uncomfortable in his
cowboy who
that, being a cowboy brought up on
a ranch, he’d probably like her much
better if she’d just he herself i
Clancy had pat on a collar and
tie for the occasion and was pre
pared to put his best foot forward
in every way. Tex was the first
young man his daughter had ever
entertained, outside of Karl, who
was
felt
new role of host to a
had gone to college.
Smoky said: “Well,
to entertain Tex, Pop.
finish dinner.”
“Sure, Sure!” Clancy rubbed his
hands together. You’ll be having a
bottle of beer with me, Mr. Stacy.”
To that Tex was quite agreeable.
While Smoky rushed into the kit
chen for the beverage and glasses
Clancy reached for the cigarettes
and after offering one to his guest
remarked cheerfully: ‘“Well, I guess
New York seems pretty strange af
ter a ranch in Texas, Mr. Stacy.”
Tex allowed that it certainly did.
and switched the conversation to
the luck Shamrock had in falling
right into a show. Clancy said he
wanted to thank Mr. Stacy for the
important part he had played in her
luck, and Tex assured him modest
ly it was nothing at all.
Smoky rushed in with the beer
on a tray and Tex and Clancy con
sumed two bottles before dinner was
announced,
drank his
ing a torch for some one who didn’t
love you, and she dasned the tears
away angrily and got up to turn on
the lights and undress.
If she could make herself fall in
love with somebody else! She’d of
ten heard the only cure for a man
was another man. But she was cer
tain down in her heart there could
never be any one but Karl.
She Decides to Get Her Man
Living and dying an old maid was
not a pleasant prospect, Smoky told
herself, shivering
sheets. If she didn’t
body would point to
that was Shamrock
was thrown over by
and was too broken-hearted ever to
marry
would
would
would
That thought was completely un
bearable. Every one on the street
would talk about her behind her
back, and Dagne Olsen would cer
tainly get a lot of satisfaction out
of that.
It was nearly dawn when Smoky
fell into exhausted slumber. But
not before she had come to a mo
mentous decision.
She was going to
And soon. No matter
she had to go to she
husband. All actresses got married
and divorced, whenever they felt
like it. And 'they got a lot of pub
licity and nobody thought anything
about it.
They were .smart. If a man left
them holding the bag it was
diamonds. That’s the kind
chorus girl she was going
A “fabulous chorine.” like
read about in the tabloids.
between the cold
marry, every-
her and say
O’Toole who
Karl Hetrick
anybody else. Or maybe they
think — may even Karl
think, that no other man
have her.
get married,
what lengths
would find a
Clancy decided Tex
beer like a man, altho’
he did say two bottles was his limit.
Smoky Proves a G°od Cook
When the trio sat down to dinner
in the small dining room, Tex could
not hide his surprise.
“Where did you ever learn to
cook, Smoky?” he asked with a wide
pleased grin when she served a plate
heaped with steak and onions, po
tatoes and peas.
Clancy expanded proudly: “My
daughter is the best cook in Astoria,
Mr. Stacy. She’s been cooking and
■ keeping house for me since she was
nine.”
Tex was increasingly amazed as
the meal progressed, for it was the
best home-cooked food he had ever
had in his life. Although he was
lavish in his compliments, his ap
petite would have been sufficient
proof of -what he thought of Smoky’s
culinary ability.
Clancy flushed with pleasure and
decided that the Texas cowboy was
a mighty fine youn,
ed up
go to
dozen
Smoky
manners.
Afterward in the living
played his banjo and sang
rollicking baritone that Clancy and
Smoky applauded with -wild enthus
iasm, and Smoky danced.
Tex told her she had no cause for
worry about making the grade at
the theatre the next morning, and
she told him he had the most beau
tiful voice she had ever heard in her
life.
After Tex had gone Smoky sank
into a chair sighing, and her gay
mask dropped, for she was very
tired.
“Isn’t Tex nice, Pop?” she asked
her father, and Clancy agreed with
her said that he certainly was a
gentleman.<<
tion saw him,” Shamrock
wanly.
“They don’t miss much,”
assured her wrily, “when
isn’t a fire hitting in.”
the Future
reminiscently:
CHAPTER VIII
full of
of a
to be.
she’d
Tex was waiting at the stage door
the next morning when Shamrock
arrived at the theatre.
“Got your bathing suit?” he
greeted her with a cheerful grin.
‘•Tn hanflhoo.” she giggled.
I
on Grand Avenue this
g man. He jump-
every time Smoky had to
the kitchen, seating her a
times. Clancy agreed with
that he certainly knew his
room Tex
in a deep
I hope the boys at the fire sta-
smiled
Clancy
there
Dream of
Then he said
mind when your mother and I used
to go and see Ann Pennington and
Brooks John at the Follies, when
you was too little to be up nights.
He played a banjo and she danced,
just like you. They were big stars
and made a lot of money.”
“Maybe Tex and I will team up
and be partners,” Smoky smiled.
“Ann Pennington was the girl with
the dimpled knees, wasn’t she? I’ll
bet her knees weren't any more
beautiful than mine.”
“Well,” Clancy grinned, “I ain’t
been makin’ comparisons lately. But
I’ve seen worse legs than yours, I
believe."
“Tex says vaudeville is coming
back,” Smoky offered. “Television
is helping it. He says I’m a perfect
television type, with my red hair.
Maybe I can get into radio,”
“You can get any place, darling.
Only you’re to -watch your step and
not get mixed up with the wrong
kind of people,”
Smoky got up, “I’m not so dumb.
She kissed her father goodnight
and went up stairs. When the door
closed behind her, her self-assured
manner left her. Hot tears spurted
from her eyes and she sat down by
the window, without turning on the
lights and stared at the dark Het
rick house bitterly. “Oh, Karl!” she
sobbed aloud, “What’ll I do,”
Clancy had told her the most use
less pastime in the world was carry-
“I
Tn my handbag,”
“You could put it in your .eye.
bought it
morning.”
“Well, I
any moles
cowboy, opening the door.
“Why, Mr. Stacy!” Smoky said
coyly. “How you do talk!”
Insi,de was bedlam. Tex helped
her through the stage-door mob and
to the stage,
milled around,
ing.
They found
told Smoky to
dressing room
bathing suit. A door down a long
hall was slightly open .and she
pushed in to find herself among a
crowd of small redheads chattering
of
of
as
in
don’t imagine you’ve got
to hide,” chuckled the
where another mob
laughing and shout
Mr. Melvin and he
go back and find a
and get into her
and laughing and stepping out
their clothes and into their slips
bathing suits as nonchalantly
though they were entirely alone
the world.
In the Try-Out Line
Smoky decided she would look
amateurish if she showed any signs
of modesty. So she took off her coat,
dress and chemise and hung them
on a nail and donned her wisp of
black. Everybody seemed to know
everybody but herself and no one
paid any attention to her.
Fifty girls had been named to
parade on the stage, so that twenty-
of the prettiest and best dancers
might be selected for the Ginger
Snap parade. Smoky felt much less
sure of herself when just one of the
mob, she waited her turn to be
called.
One by one the redheads passed
in front of Melvin and two other
younger men who sat in the front
row beyond
were asked
and others
“sorry” and
hearts sinking.
Smoky -was exhausted from stand
ing and the strain of uncertainty
when she found herself one of six
girls left to be tried out. She had
to admit to herself that a lot of the
girls selected, and some of the ones
turned down, knew steps that she
had never done and were breath-
takingly beautjful. Maybe, she told
herself fearfully, she wasn’t as good
as she thought she was. Astoria
the footlights. Some
to step aside and wait
heard the fatal word
walked off with their
certainly wasn’t Broadway.
She caught Tex’s eye in the wings
and he smiled encouragment. She
tried to smile back, hut made a poor
attempt. If it just weren’t a matter
of life and death i wouldn’ be so
bad.
Only one more girl was needed to
complete the twenty Ginger Snaps
and the casting director and his
assistants looked the six remaining
youngsters over uncertainly.
“You, on the end,” Melvin fin
ally called to Smoky, “will you
dance please?”
Shamrock nodded and with a soar
ed little smile broke into her dance
when the piano started playing. Her
legs felt as though they were.made
of wood, and she had never been so
frightened in all her life.
She Gets the Job
Mr. Melvin finally held up his
hand for her to stop and she step
ped back feeling faint and icy cold.
“Wait just a minute," he told her
and the trio went into conference.
“There are better dancers,” said
Melvin, “but that girl’s got oomph.
That’s what we want.”
“Suit yourself,” shrugged his first
assistant, Miller. “But I agree with
you she ain’t such a hot hoofer,”
“She sure has whee, boss,” agreed
Stein. “Plenty more than any of
those other five dames.”
“Well, we’ll let the others dance
or their feelings’ll be hurt.” Melvin
said. He had the reputation of be
ing the softest-hearted casting dir
ector on Broadway.
The rest of the girls danced only
a few bars before Melvin pointed to
Smoky and told her to wait. The
other girls walked from the stage.
She was dazed with joy and sur
prise. Tex came from the wings
and shook hands and beamed proud
ly. Melvin called out that the 20
Ginger Snaps could go home, and
report to the theatre the next morn
ing at 10’
Tex was
Smoky sat
the
her
was
her
before, when a small dark man sat
down on the other end of Smoky's
bench.
“Swell voice,” he offered pleas
antly and Smoky said it was mar
velous.
“The boss thinks he’s a find,” the
dark man whispered confidentially.
“Says if he makes the hit he thinks
he will with that banjo number, he’s
goin’ to give him a lead in his next
show. Says the guy’s got whee.
The gals will love him. Pete says.”
“Really!” Smoky’s eyes opened
wide.
scenes
clothes,
on the
Melvin
rehearsals,
remain. So
bench behind
changed into
o’clock foi*
asked to
down on a
after she
, and waited for him. He
i stage singing the num-
had given him the day
Using Her Wiles
Smoky listened to Tex and his
banjo with a new interest. There
was a chance that some day he
would be a star, and he was cer
tainly interested in her or he would
not have helped her get into
show and waited for her at
stage door that morning.
When he came off the stage
told him rapturously:
“Oh, Tex, your new song is won
derful. I’m so happy I could die!
Isn’t it marvelous, we’re both in
the show?’
(To be Continued)
CHISELHURST
A Strawberry Festival followed by
a three-act play from Holmesville
entitled “His Women Folk”
be held in the Chiselhurst
ed Church on Friday evening,
21st. Supper will be served
8 o’clock and the play beginning at
play comes highly rec-
Everybody welcome.
Mrs. Ed. Dearing
of Exeter, visited
parents, Mr. and
also with Mr.
£ WHY HAVE
i
i
Main Street W. M. S.
The June meeting was held in the
church parlor with a fair attend
ance. The President, Mrs. Penrose,
opened the meeting with the hymn
"Lead on O King Eternal” follow
ed by prayer. The worship service
was in charge of Mrs. Layton.
"Faith of Our Fathers” was sung,
and several ladies lead in short
prayers. The Scripture lesson was
read from the Book of Acts. An in
teresting talk was given by Mrs.
on Red Cross work. She
many nurses such as Edith
and Florence Nightingale,
the services of some of our
nurses, as well as some of
The
g was closed with prayer.
Layton
told of
; a veil
and of
present
the less fortunate countries,
meetin^
A program was in charge of Mrs.
K. J. Sims, the Baby Band Superin
tendent, was enjoyed. A children’s
hymn was sung and prayer was giv
en by Mrs. Medd. The mothers
and children were welcomed by Mrs.
Penrose. With Mrs. A. Frayne as
their leader, the children sang two
of their hymns, and rendered sev
eral recitations. Miss Hartnoil
then told a story for the little folk,
A short play entitled “The Baby
Band Nurse” was put on by Mrs.
Hatter and Mrs. Frayne, after which
the guests were entertained to a
light lunch. Candy was sold for the
benefit of the Baby Band. Two chil
dren were made life members, and
six were new annual members. The
National Anthem was sung at the
close. The July meeting will be
held at the home of Mrs. Layton
with Mrs. Jaques as leader.
report was read
Call was taken
responding. The
was also given,
business for the
HERE’S A TUBE
THAT CAN U
TAKE IT!
The regular monthly meeting of
Thames Road Mission Circle was
held at the home of Beth Ballan-
tyne on Friday evening. The meet
ing opened by the use of hymn 50 8,
followed by a short prayer by the
president. The
and adopted. Roll
with 12 members
treasurer’s report
Discussion of the
meeting was brought to order. Col
lection was then taken up, this was
followed by hymn 3 61. Helen Mor
gan who was in charge of the pro
gram then took over. An instrumen
tal was played by Thelma Parker,
followed by a song by Helen Pass-
more. Helen Morgan read a her
ald which was very interesting. Win-
nifred Hodgert sang a solo, this
being followed by the topic read by
June Coward. A hex aid was read
by Mrs. Mair. Hymn 263 was sung
j.Lzpah benediction pronounced
c’n'se of,, fie meeting a ten cent
was served.
HAY COUNCIL
monthy meeting of
the Township of Hay
will
Unit-
June
6 to
8.15. The ]
ommended. 1
Mr. and
son Donnie,
Mrs. Dearing
Dave Chappel;
Mrs. Earl Treffy and family on
day last.
The Young People’s Anniversary
was held on Sunday last with a
large crowd at both services. Mr.
Robt. Passmore, of Hensall, spoke
at the morning service
F. Chandler, of Kippen
ing. The church was
fully decorated with
man/ kinds.
Miss Edna Mills spent Sunday
with Miss R. Dalrymple.
On Tuesday, June 11th the" W.
M. S. held their monthly meeting
at the home of Mrs. W. J. Pybus, of
Exeter. The program was in charge
of Mrs. Ken. Brintnell and Mrs. J.
Turnbull. During the afternoon
Mrs Alice Cudmore was made a Life
member of the W. M. S. Mrs. Chap-
pel read one address and Mrs. G.
Ryckman presented Mrs Cudmore
with a Life Membership card. Tho’
it came as a
Mrs. Cudmore
dies in a tew
Mrs. Penrose
guest speaker of the afternoon After
■the meeting lunch was served
a vote of thanks extended to
and Mrs. Pybus.
and
with
Mrs
and
Sun-
and Rev. E.
in the even-
very beauti-
flowers of
complete surprise to
she thanked the la-
well chosen words,
of Exeter, was the
and
Mr.
was
those clinging gowns?”
likes one to cling to me
three years.”
O---O—O
'Did you say your husband
fond of
“Yes, he
for about
“How’s
Gon since
treating
the psychiatrist went nuts.”
your wife’s mental condi-
the psychiatrist has been
her?" “She’s better, but
Sunoco Service
and Garage
Harper: “I hear that the ten-year
fight between Kelley and Murphy
is ended. Did they bury the hatch
et?” Carter: “No. They buried
Murphy.”
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A, Ml POWELL, PRESIDENT
University,
Buildings,
Gardens,
Hospitals,
and
Retail
reguar
the Council of
was held at the Town Hall, Zurich,
on Monday, June 11th, with all the
members present,
the May meeting
read.
After disposing
cations the following
were passed:
That the appeal of George Regier
regarding the assessment on his
farm lands be not allowed and that
the Court of Revision be closed and
the Assessment Roll be the official
upon which the 1940 rates shall be
levied.
That necessary repairs be order
ed to repair the grates in the fur
nace at the Town Hall.
That road signs needed to warn
the public as
Narrow Bridge
dered.
That a policy
plied for to protect the Township
against accidents on township roads.
That application of Police Trus
tee Board of Zurich for credit of
$1,000 be granted interest to be
charged on said loan at same rate
as Twp. pays on bank loans.
Thgt accounts covering payments
on Township Roads, Hay Telephone,
Relief and general accounts be pass
ed as, per vouchers:
Township roads—Dom. Rd. Mach.
Co. repairs $2.24; M G. Deitz, gas.
oil, repairs, labor $100.'S>3; C Aid
worth repairs for plow $1.25; Pay
List No. 3, labor $35.20.
Hay Telephone—F. C. Kalbfleisch
lumber $1.27; Filing equipment
$14.60; T. H. Hoffman, month sal-
lary $191.66 do labor etc. $77.64;
E. R. Guenther, cartage $5.92; Nor.
Elec. Co. supplies $329.77; H. G.
Hess one month salary, $175.00;
Unemployment Relief L. Hen
drick, rent $5; H. Thiel, transients
$4.25.
General accounts
insulin $5;
sessor,
lights
Huron
50.
The
again for regular monthly meeting
on Monday, July 8th, at 7.3 0 p.m.
A. F. Hess, Clerk
The minutes of
were adopted as
of the communi
resolutions
to Cattle Crossing,
and Danger be or-
of insurance be ap-
Dept. Health
W H. Edighoffer, as-
salary, $150; Zurich Hydro
town hall $5.25; Treasurer,
hospitalization, Easton $17.-
council adjourned to meet
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THOS. SCOTT .................... Cromarty
SECRETARY-TREASURER
W. F. BEAVERS .............. Exeter
GLADMAN & STANBURY
Solicitors, Exeter
B.
Lumber Shingles
Our Prices are the Lowest they
have been for several years.
If you are building it will pay
you to call and get prices.
Just think Matched Lumber at
$35.00 per M. feet
A. J. CLATWORTHY
Phone 12
We Deliver
Granton
“I’ve been trying to think of a
word for two weeks.’’ “How about
fortnight?”