HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times-Advocate, 1940-04-11, Page 3THE EXETER TIMES-ADVOCATE
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EDITORIALM U 1 A W 1*1 A A4
.When was Longfellow in Minne
sota?
That question has often been ask
ed before, in connection with his
beautiful description of the Minne
sota Falls around which the poem
of Hiawatha was written.
The answer is: never,
In 1856, Alex Hester itinerant
daguerrotyper, received an inscrib
ed copy of “Hiawatha” from Long
fellow^ Not knowing the author,
he wondered at the gift. And this
is the story behind it —
George Sumner, brother of Chas.
Sumner, was a neighbor of Long
fellow. In 185'1, while on a visit
<to Galena, Illinois, he met Hesler,
the photographer, who had just re
turned with a collection of pictures
secured on his wanderings. He gave
several to Sumner, one of these be
ing the view of “Laughing Waters."
Greatly impressed with the beauty
of the falls, Sumner carried the
picture back home with him and
gave it to Longfellow.
With only a daguerreotype to in
spire his poetic imagination, Long
fellow produced “Hiawatha” catch
ing perfectly the spirit and mystery
of the great north woods and the
rushing waterfalls. In gratitude, he
seu| a copy of the work to the photo
grapher, who had first caught the
vision of Minnehaha.* * *
One enterprising restaurant own
er in Montgomery, Alabama, has
figured out a way to get around the
State law that prohibits the adver
tising of liquor by means of neon,
electric or painted signs. On the
front of his store appears a four-
foot sign with the wording:
“We can’t advertise it — but
we’ve got it.”* * * i
A Characteristic of Greatness
When Alexander the Great died,
they held an autopsy, hoping to find
the secret of his greatness. What
the scientists found when they cut
him often was — guts!
* * *
Interrogatory Department:
Did you ever feel next morning
like a picture of a man transmit
ted by radio across the ocean?
What has become of the old-
fashioned girl who used to dress
for accidents?
Ever see a Dad that could help
his son with his arithmetic les
son withqut losing his temper.
The question now is ‘Do blondes
prefer gentlemen’?* * *
The Night Source
I watched the trained flea do his
stunts, then asked the man: “Did
you train that flea yourself?”
“Yes,” he said proudly, “I raised
him from a pup.”* * *
a Prankish Problem
Nine men working together in a
shop discovered that when they lin
ed in a row each man was exactly
a year older than the man next to
him on the left. Then the first five
found that their ages added to
gether made exactly seven-eighths
as much as the combined ages of
the last five. How old was each
man?
(If you haven’t a pencil and paper
handy, you’ll find the correct answer
at the end of the column.)
* * *
■c. E. Whelan says of Laughter:
“Laughter is the saving emotion Of
the human race, when genuine, for
from its presence the cynic flees,
the pessimist retreats, the misan
thrope is driven to cover.”
A man may never be too old to
learn but he gets too old to be
humble enough to learn.$ * *
For want of a better alibi when
your young hopeful asks for an ice
cream cone, tell him that contrary
to popular belief, ice cream is not
a cooling food. Time, a cooling ef
fect is experienced for a short time
after it is eaten but due to its high,
carbohydrate content, it soon serves
to create a greater body heat than
before.* * *
We have all heard of ridiculous
answers to school examinations and
radio quiz games but the golden
toothpick goes to the fellow who
thought March 4th was a military
command.* * * ■
Many of the economic ills of the
country would be elimin’ated if we
all did six days’ work in the alloted
five — rather than vica versa.* * *
Our neighbors are people who
drop in to spend the evening on the
night we planned to go out.* * *
What with primaries and elections
the American Voter would do well
to remember that what is needed in
Washington are senators and con
gressmen with a future — rather
than with a past.
♦ » »
He: “Do girls really like conceited
men better than the dther kind.”
She; “What other kind?”* * *
Fly-Leaf Judgments
There are few things more exhil
arating than to write down, on the
flyleaf of the book you have just
finished, exactly what you think
about and why. In the library of
your own library, you have only
yourself to answer to for your ap-
precation of fwhat others have writ
ten; and this method of annotation
will make you exacting in your
judgments.
While browsing thru a college
library the other day, this classic
bit caught my eye th the flyleaf of a textbook on social service, and sad}
it is that the’ author elected to re
main forever among that great com
pany of Anons:
“If there should be another flood,
For refuge hither fly;
Though all the world should be sub
merged;
This book would still be dry.”* sit *
We should never attempt to bear
more than one kind of trouble at
once. Some people bear three kinds
All they have had,
All they have now, and
All they expect to have.* * *
In Memoriam
Every April 14th, where the slow
Atlantic swell sweeps across the edge
of the Grand Banks, one of the
Coast Guard cutters pauses to pay
the annual homage of the Ice patrol
to the 1517 dead in the Titanic dis
aster, which caused the Patrol’s
creation. With engines dead still
and church pennant at masthead, of
ficers and men line the.quarterdeck
Tn full dress while the commander
reads the burial service. Then a rifle
squad fires three volleys and the
cutter steams away, leaving a lone
wreath bobbing on the waves above
the broken hull.* * *
How To Save Money While
Spending It
■Some years ago, on my way home
from China, I met a man who had
retried from business and was just
completing a three-year tour of the
world with his wife. Half-serious-
ly and half-jocularly I asked him if
he could find room on the ship for
all his purchases — he replied:
“I have made few purchases. I have
been a merchant all my business
life and before starting out on this
trip, I had finally convinced my wife
of a certain principle that has gov
erned all Of my commercial trans
actions. If you see something that
is worth a $100.00 and you do^not
want it buy you buy it for 50 cents
- you have wasted fifty cents. If
you see something that is worth
fifty cents, that you want and can
not get for less than a $100.00 *
and you buy it at that price — you
have made a good investment.”
* * *
Answer to Prankish Problem: The
ages of the men are 26, 27, 28, 29,
80, 31, 32, 33, 34. Sum of the first
five - 140. SUm of the last five -
160.* * *
Congratulations and thanks to
R.J.H. - age 6 - Who sent in this
ending rhyme:
Some may sigh,
Some may cry
But I’ll end this column
By and By.
—-the colonel
No democratic nation can afford these fateful days to be at ease
in Zion.
* * £ * * * $ *
First vintage maple syrup, pancakes and fresh butter? But why
say anything.
********
We -wonder how many photos have been taken of the snow lanes
of our country roads?
********
The first stages of syrup-making was carried on under difficul
ties, such as deep snow and unfavorable winds.
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, Britain’s blockade of Germany is aimed at her war industries, not
her women and children.
********
The old timers have nothing on us now when it comes to steadi
ness of winter, once that season set in this year.
********
The neutral nations are discovering that they cannot, in the same
breath, play the German game and support the ideals of the Allies.
********
We confess to experiencing discomfort in attending a farm sale
in a drizzling rain with the wind in the east and the thermometer at
thirty-two.
********
If you wish to forget your other worries, try walking against a
rain-laden forty mile an hour east wind with the thermometer at
thirty-three.
********
Those who ask what the Allies are contending for should take
stock of the frightful mortality among Polish children since Hitler
took charge of things in that country.
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The Germans are now taking a ten per cent slice from every Ger
man wage earner’s income. The German authorities call this a loan.
That is, every farmer who gets ten dollars for his hog, in addition to
heavy taxes, contributes one dollar therefrom to athe German govern
ment. Fanaticism comes high.
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Neutral nations have found out that Britain’s blockade does not
interfere with their normal trade but with the dealing in materials
in excess of normal requirements that may justly believed to be' for
shipment to Germany to support German munitions manufacture.
Whatever else the Allies may be they are neither moles nor bats.
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WHAT HAS BEEN DONE
In support of what we have said elsewhere regarding Britain’s
method of waging war we mention a trade agreement that she has
signed with Norway, Sweden, Icelnd, Holland, Belgium and Denmark.
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NEXT MUNICIPAL ELECTION DAY
Judging by some remarks we have heard, town councillors will
realize next election day that all the voters do not live on the main
highway. Councillors in towns will be reminded that some folk who
live on the back roads know how to. exercise their franchise.
BABY CHICKS
A-l Baby Chicks for 29 years.
Hybrids , White Leghorn - Barred
Rock Cross and White Leghorns 9c
Barred Rocks and New Hampshires
and Brown Leghorns 10c, White
Rocks and Black Giants 11c. Phone
38-3.
A. H. SWITZER HATCHERY
Granton, Opt.
Children’s Coughs
Quickly Relieved
It is hard to keep the children
from taking cold; they will run out
of doors not properly clad; have on
too much clothing and get overheated
and cool ofi: too suddenly; they get
their feet wet; kick off the bed
clothes at night. The mother cannot
watch them all the time, so what id
she going to do?
Mothers should never neglect the
child’s cough or cold, but on itsi,in
ception should procure a bottle o£
Dr* Wood’s Norway Pine Syrup. It
is so pleasant to the taste the
youngsters.take it without any fusp.
The i1. Milburn Oov Ltd., Toronto, Ont.
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TIRED OF IT * *
For decades it has been the work of Britain to do the moral
policing of the world. It may be said that it was enlightened self
interest on her part to function in this way. Whatever may be said
of her conduct as far as her own advantages are concerned, there
is no doubt but that other nations of the world, including the neutrals
in the present struggle, benefited immensely because of what she
accomplished for law, order and progress. It is not to be wondered
at if she now tells the neutral nations who profited at her expense
that they are expected to be fair in their neutrality. If they do not
help the trident, they must support the swastika. Tongue-in-the-
cheek neutrality does not suit her nor will she longer tolerate it.
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OUT OF PLACE
Ontario has reason to be proud of her Attorney General. He has
been no laggard in the duties of his office. All the greater, therefore,
was the surprise when he stepped outside his propei* realm to suggest
that the Dominion government should do what it could to lead the
United (States into the European war. There is nothing in Mr. Con
ant's office that required or even justified his action in this regard.
Such affairs lie wholly within the jurisdiction of the Dominion govern
ment, and, for that reason, should have been left severely alone by
the Ontario minister. What the United States shall do in the world
war is her own affair. Canadians have their own opinion regarding
the action of the United States in a war that so- greatly affects the
welfare of her people. At the same time they recognize that, the
action of the great republic is purely her own affair. Queen’s Park
is not Major’s Hill.
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NOT HER WAY
Word had got abroad that Britain and her Allies had in mind to
prosecute the present war by questionable methods. It was alleged
that some neutrals were giving aid and comfort to the Germans by
flagrant transgression of international law whenever it was safe to do
so, to the injury of the Allies. All the world knows the German
standards on conduct in war or in anything else. In view of conduct
so outrageous it was hinted that Britain had decided to throw ethical
standards to the winds and to pitch into the struggle with but one aim,
to chew and to choke all she could.
Britain and France have no intention of doing any such thing.
They are making war. They are not liars and time servers and “vic
tory at any price” folk. They are not butchers and poisoners of wo
men and children. They are warriors and statesmen. Their strong
hands have drawn the sword in behalf of honour and will fight in an
honourable scientific manner. Dirt and trickery in a fighter is an
evidence of weakness. Britain knows full well that right makes
might and in this knowledge she and her Allies wage war and make
peace. They can bear defeat but not dishonour. They leave to their
foes the bad pre-eminence of a recession to barbarism. They crusade
like men and will win like heroes.
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BETTER, WAKE UP
The democracies, big and little, whose principles, fundamentally,
are the same as those of Britain and her Allies have come to the time
when they must give over the idea that they have a right to reap the
fruits of victory in the present wai’ without expending either a dpllar
or a drop of blood. Their attitude has been, “We’ll not fight unless
we have too,” or it has been "We’ll not fight because our doing so
will bring us into the danger zone.” Or it has been “we’ll not fight
but we’ll supply the belligerents with war materials - for a considera
tion, of course, but we’ll make a terrific gesture when the struggle is
over - to secure everything for ourselves that statecraft and a threat
of physical force can win for us?’
Britain and France have discovered all this. They have known
the facts all the time. Already they are growing impatient. They
have discovered that the nations who are not with them are against
them and are shaping their policies accordingly. They are no longer
willing to sacrifice millions of their sons in order that neutrals may
line their pockets.
“Once to every man and nation comes the moment to decide
In the strife of truth with falsehood for the good or evil side?’
Britain and her Allies see this. The parting of the ways has
come. Let no neutral nation overlook this' stern and awe-inspiring
fact. The Allies have to contend not only with the propaganda of the
dictators but with what is even more disintegrating, the selfish
squeamishness and duty-dodging spirit of some neutrals. The world
must see this.
THURSDAY, APRIL 11th, 1010
The regular meeting of the
Board of Education was held in the
Public Library on Monday evening
April 1st, 1940 at 8 o’clock. Absent
W. H. Dearing and G. W. Lawson.
Previous minutes were read and
approved.
High School principal reported
for March. Attendance on roll 199.
Examinations had been held andI
owing to the absence of the coun
ty pupils on the Wednesday, there
were three sets on the last day.
Steps had been taken to make a
careful check of the attendance each
day. Necessary supply of examin
ation paper had been received; also
some new equipment in the shop
work department.Public School principal reported. I
Number on roll 19'8, principal had been absent two days owing to ill-1
ness. Miss Woodall two days, Miss
Love and Miss Kinney each one day.
Supply teachers were Mrs. Rodway
and Mrs. Elsmere. A few supplies
were needed.
Per C. V. iPickard and J. N. Wil
lis: That the two reports be read
and supplies as desired be procur
ed, Carried.
It was decided in regard io the
agricultural purchases that Mr.
Waghorn exercise his own judg
ment in these up to $30.00 or $40.
Inspectors’s reports was read and
discussed.
Per J. N. Willis and W. May.
That accounts as listed be paid.
Huron Lumber Co., on OK of Mr.
Fawcett $46.45; T. C. Coates, on
OK of R. Collingwood $1.00; Grigg
Stationery, supplies $32.17; South-
cott Bros, supplies $7.3 8; Jones &
May supplies $4.2'8; Times-Advo-
cate, supplies $23.10; D. Gestetner
supplies $18.23; W. C. Allison, coal
$286.2hl; B. M. Francis, Insurance
premium $12.80; Casualty Co., in
surance premium $43.35. 'Carried.
Per J. M. Southcott and W. May:
That painting be done in the pub
lic school principal’s room as sug
gested by the inspector also that
the necessary lighting be looked
after. Carried.
Adjournment — Per J. N. Willis.
K. M. MaoF'aul, Secretary
Attention Chick Raisers!
YOU’LL WANT YOUR CHICK STARTER SOON! BE
SURE ITS FRESH
Freshness is so essential for the best results for your chicks
that you can't take a chance on stale feeds. pur Starter iis-
made only as we need it and we guarantee it absolutely fresh.
19% SHUR-GAIN CHICK STARTER $2,80 cwL
Mixed Chop $23.50 ton, Hominy $32 ton, Feed Fleur $32 tan
Grain Cleaned For Seed—per bus: Wheat 5c; Oats and
Barley 3c
WE HAVE GOOD OATS FOR SEED AND SEED CORN
FOR SALE
WHEAT 80c Cash, 83c Trade; OATS 42c; BARLEY 60c
Exeter Flour and Feed Mill
G. A. CANN & SONS Phone 35
| INCREASE THE YIELD IMPROVE THE GRADE |
I Clean Your Seed I
| By a GOVERNMENT APPROVED CLEANING PLANT at |
5 Seed Can be Treated J £ PIT IE RD HQ Why Sow Weeds £
£ While Being Cleaned LtflVlVIlu DI\vu< and Poor Grain £
i WHALEN Phone: Kirkton 35-15 f
No matter how lusciously describ
ed the muskmelon appears in seed
catalogues, we are still convinced
that the 82,000 acres planted to
muskmelons this year will produce
I about 32,0 0'0 carloads of disappoint-
| ments — one crate of which will
1 find its way to our commissary.
There are a lot of things about this stun
ning 1940 McLaughlin-Buick to claim
your attention — that is, if you really want
to know what’s what in motor cars.
For instance, you’ve got to admit from the
way folks are swinging over to McLaughlin-
Buick, that it must have something value-
wise that’s important for you to measure.
What you hear about its quick-off-the-
mark engine and the silkiness it gets from
balancing after assembly certainly calls for
inquiry.
And the "rave” notices BuiCoil Spring
ing gets, the talk you hear about five-foot
front seat-room in the Super—finger-flick
transmission—these suggest there’s some
thing here you ought to know about, too.
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Rub in this Great Canadian Linunent
For quirK
RELIEF FROM
COMMON, ORDINARY
SORE THROAT
and
CHEST COLDS
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Head of the C/ass
aiid/^7 to be tried!
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The model illustrated is
the McLaughlin-Buick
Super model 5l four-door
tourins sedan.
But even skipping this, there’s one thing
that alone is enough to send you hot-footing
to your Buick dealer. That’s the fact,
obvious from the very looks of other cars,
that as Buick goes these days so goes the
industry.
It set this year’s pace last year—and right
now, style-wise, comfort-wise and feature
wise, it is the car others will be like "some
day.”
So do the obvious thing. Go try out this
superb traveller. Sit in it—handle its con
trols— drive it.
We think we know what the result will
be. Even if you don’t discover that
McLaughlin-Buick is an immediate "must,”
you’ll decide you’ll never be really happy
till you have one.
Hi
[f; Snell Bros. & Co., Exeter
Associate Dealers1 G. Koehler, Zurich: J. E. Sorowl. Lucan