Loading...
HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times-Advocate, 1939-11-23, Page 4THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1030 THE EXETER TIMES-ADVOCATE and his Eleven Piece Orchestra Featuring ... For Your Dancing Pleasure THE EXETER BADMINTON CLUB PRESENTS Exeter Arena MISS MARION BELL, VOCALIST Admission 50cEverybody WelcomeDancing 9 to 1 WEDDINGS Tinney-O’Brien A quiet wedding was solemnized at the Caven Presbyterian church manse, Exeter, by Rev. D. C. Hill, on Saturday, November 4th, when Nettie Doreen, youngest daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles O’Brien, to Benjamin Matthew, second eldest son of Mr. Matthew Tinney and the late Mrs. Tinney, of Hay. The bride wore a street length dress of wine transparent velvet with matching accessories. After the ceremony the happy couple left on a motor trip to •London and other points west. a $30,000 DAMAGE BY FIRE AT LONDESBORO high east wind, origin swept thro’ the village of Lon- night threatening was finally HURON COUNTY COUNCIL Surplus of $5,000 For seen in of to Whitmore inquired as to County Council expenditures on the field. He was told that they were author­ ized at the June session, that the county had a lease on the property with an option to buy it for $10,- 000, but that the flying club, a body of ten men, was paying the rent. Warden Turner, Reeves Fengan, Scott, Sanders, Hetherington, Me- Nall, Haacke and Armstrong rose to fend expenditures for maintenance of the airport. Some urged the expenditure of more money. t McNichol-Pfaff A quiet wedding was solemnized at Caven Presbyterian church, Exe­ ter on Wednesday, November 15 th, when Ruby M. I. Pfaff, youngest daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Pfaff, of Tuckersmith, was united in marriage to Alvin E. McNicol, sec­ ond eldest son of Mr. and Mrs. John McNicol, of Farquhar. Rev. D. C. Hill, officiated. The bride wore a frock of peacock blue triple sheer crepe and accessories, and carried a bouquet of pink mums and maiden- were Hen- store of Percy Manning, the street, was damaged Mr. McCool's house was was by a fight 6.30 Alex hair fern. The attendants Mr. and Mrs. Reg. Tebbutt, of sail. Following the ceremony they returned to the home of Mr. Mrs. Nelson Pfaff, where a wedding dinner was served to the immediate relatives. The bridal cohple left by motor for London, Detroit and bord­ er points, the bride traveling in a smart navy ensemble. They will re­ side near Woodham. and finally to the store itself, fire trucks from Clinton, Wingham had .been sum- • t Gelenas-Dietrich sol-A very pretty wedding was emnized at the church of Our Lady of Mt. Carmel at nine o’clock Novem­ ber the seventh when Merle, young­ est daughter of Mrs. Josephine Die­ trich and Claude .Gelenas, of Drys­ dale, were' united in marriage. Reverend Father Fogerty perform­ ed the ceremony and sang the Nup­ tial Mass. The bride, given in mar­ riage by her brother Bill, was a pic­ ture in a floor-length gown of wine chiffon velvet with turban of the same shade, wearing silver slippers and carrying an arm bouquet of Sweetheart roses tied with white sa­ tin streamers. The bridesmaid was Joan Gelenas, sister of the g$oom, gowned in a floor-length dress of hunter’s green chiffon velvet with hat, shoes and gloves to match and carrying an arm bouquet of yellow Johanna Hill roses. -Charles Dietrich, brother of the bride was best man. During the signing of the register Helen and Reta Regan sang “The Holy Family.” After the ceremony the wedding party returned to .the home of the bride’s mother where a sumptuous wedding dinner was served by Marie and Laura Regier, cousins of the bride. Later in the afternoon the happy couple left for Niagara Falls and other points, the bride wearing a green dress, hat and coaot collared in red fox with black accessories. On their return they will reside on the groom’s farm in Zurich. The bridegroom’s gift to his bride was a General-'Electric ra­ dio, to the bridesmaid a string of pearls and to the groomsman kid gloves. Fanned by a fire of unknown four buildings in desboro Monday three others before it brought under control by three dis­ trict fire departments. The buildings destroyed were the Garage of Alex Wells; frame build­ ing, formerly used by Wm. Bruns- don as an implement agency; frame ware house of James McCool general merchant and Mr. McCool's store which also housed the post office and the Hullet Township office. The across while threatened by the high gale as was a second dwelling saved by special shingles on the roof. One man was injured. He David Ewing, who was struck falling timber during the against the flames. The fire broke out about o’clock in the evening in the Wells garage, a frame structure. How the blaze originated is not known, but fanned by the wind the fire spread to tho Brunsdon imple­ ment shed, then to the McCool ware­ house and Meantime Blyth and moned. Shortage of water supplies handi­ capped both volunteers from Lon- desboro and the regular firemen. Men, however, were able to save all the Hullett Township records as well as mail and postal documents from the McCool store. Hydro ser­ vice in the district was cut off for some time when debris carried down poles and power lines. Service ulti­ mately was restored by emergency gangs of hydro workers. The estimated loss is $30,0'00. In addition to the buildings destroyed, loss was also suffered by the Percy Manning store which was scorched. Londesboro has a population of about 100. KIRKTON Shel- A siyjplus of $5,000 on 1939 op­ erations was forecast by A. H. Er­ skine, treasurer, whey. Huron Coun­ ty met in its final session of the year at Goderich Monday afternoon lu 1940 the county will be free of debenture debt, he said. To a policy of “pay-as-you-go”, practised during the past five years, was attributed the financial condi­ tion of the county. The treasurer suggested that anticipated patriotic grants be included in the estimates and levied for in the tax rate. He asked council for an indorsement of his policy. Outstanding in the financial state­ ment was the showing of the county roads committee, which on October 31 had a balance of $12,173.3 4 on hand. In his review of the year, Warden R. E. Turner spoke of the unity of Canadian people in war time and its significance with the visit of the King and Queen to this country and to the United States last June. He urged the erection of a cen­ tral building with repair shop to house road machinery, now scatter­ ed all over the county, and told of the purchases of a herd of pure bred Shorthorns and other stock for the county home also the building of new stables. “The advent of war has held up our reforestation program for which we voted $5,000 last session,” the warden proceeded. “But we have not thrown it overboard — it is just abeyance.” The lowering of the grading Children’s Aid Society from “D” “E” would cost the county $400 a year as a result of a reduction of that amount in the provincial grant, council was told. Reeve N. W. Trewartha, Clinton, was told that at this time it was impossible to say what the costs of the county equalization assessment appeal would amount to, nor who would have to pay them. Friends, of Deputy Reeve Lamport of Stephen Township, are asking that Mr. Lamport be reimburs­ ed for damages caused his car in an acident that happened while he was delivering into custody John Jardine, fugitive from justice, since sentenced to life imprisonment for. his crime. It was Mr. Lamport “who, single-handed, distinguished himself by liberating humanity from the clutches of a vile criminal,” he said. There were several applications for the positions of manager and matron of the .County Home for the Aged. They are, Mr. and Mrs. L. E. Pepper, Stamford Centre; Mr. and Mrs. J. W. MacMillan, R.R. 1, Goderich; Mr. and Mrs. David Kil­ patrick, Exeter; Mr. and Mrs. R. J. Doig, R.R. 3, Seaforth; Mr. and Mrs. Leslie Adams, R.R. 2, Dash­ wood; Mr. and Mrs. Matthew Eng­ land, R.R. 3, Brussels; Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Rinn, R.R. 1, Seaforth; Mr. and Mrs. John J. Flynn, of De­ troit, formerly of Clinton; Mrs. M. E. Jacobs, present acting manager­ matron; E. J. Jacobs, son of Mrs., Jacobs, for the position of manager; Mr. and Mrs. Thomas D. Goderich. A number of county Ontario ask indorsation tions respecting grand juries, the high school trustees, the proposed reduction in the number of mem­ bers of the Legislature, tax exemp­ tions under the National Housing Act war-time legislation covering patriotic grants, the extension of the terms of office of municipal coun­ cils and public bodies, etc. These will come under review during the week. Allingham, councils in of resolu- the abolition ol appointment of with Kirk hydro her sister, Mrs. R. had her this past residence week by and Miss were and visit- Carl- Rev. and Mrs. Parsons, of bourne, spent Wednesday with Mr. and Mrs. R. Switzer. Miss Mary Morley, of Whalen, is holidaying Brock. Miss R. wired for Mr. Thompson of Exeter. Miss Margaret McGregor Agnes McIntyre, of Toronto, week-end guests with Rev. Mrs. James. Mr. and Mrs. John Williams ed with Mrs. John Robinson, ingford this past week. Quite a number attended the Red Gross meeting held at Aberdeen Hall, Thursday evening. Mr. and Mrs. E. Waterton and family, of London, spent Sunday with Mr. E. Switzer. Mr. and Mrs. Chester Hazelwood and son Edison, of Detroit, spent week-end with Mr. W. Hazelwood, CHRISTMAS CARDS Our new line of Christmas Cards are on display. Exclusive assortments of hand-painted Canadian winter scenes, English flowers gardens, inns and famous cathedrals, etc. them at the Times-Advocate. See a House in com­ an hour Twenty- Alvin D. Scott Dies at Russeldale Alvin Dow Scott, 24-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. John G. Scott, Rus- seldale, died at his parents’ home on Saturday afternon. The young man hftd been in poor health for a num­ ber of years and bedfast for the past three weeks. Me was born in Hib­ bert township on November 18, 1915, and had lived in Russeldale since June 1938, his parents taking up residence there at that time. He was a member of Roys United Church. Besides his parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. G. Scott (formerly Mary Henry) two sisters survive, Mrs. John Coltman, London and Mary F., at home. His only brother, Lloyd, died in January 1930. The funeral was held on Tuesday with interment in Roys cemetery. Ask Highways Dept. To Harfl- Surfaco Highway from Grand Bend To Sarnia •Council carried a motion spon­ sored by Reeves Brown, Goderich and McDonald, Ashl'ield, asking the department of highways to hard- surface the Blue Water Highway from .Sarnia to Grand Bend and from Bayfield to Kincardine. The road was held to be in a rough, dan­ gerous and dusty condition in the summer months, and doing much injury to tourist business. A specially colored gasoline, ex­ empt from tax, for farmers, is sked in a motion moved by Reeve Fengan and seconded by Reeve Cardiff. Tne motion would have this gasoline sold by dealers without tax so as to avoid the long delay that farmers now experience in getting their gas­ oline tax rebates from the Govern­ ment, which under the present sys­ tem, has the use of the farmers' money for months without interest. Following the usual custom, the Town of Goderich was asked to re­ turn Reeve R. E. Turner as its 1940 j representative. Reeve Warden is the present Warden. The cost of feeding the inmates of the county jail is llgc per the report of Governor J. B. nolds disclosed. During the six months there has been 70 oners in the jail. Petty thieves led the list with 18, vagrants 13, liquor act offenders 12, and traffic offend­ ers 10, At present there are two prisoners in the jail, A delegation from the Goderich Rural Telephone Co., seeking a re­ newal of franchise on county roads, was heard and the request referred to committee. day, Rey- last pris- Mr. Jackson Woods, been ill in Westminster London, is improving and ed home shortly. who has Hospital, is expect- BIRTHS PASSMORE—In Usborne Township, on.Wednesday, November 15, to Mr, and Mts. Alvin Passmore, a daughter (Nancy Jane) BEAN—At Beth Haven Hospital, St. Marys, on Saturday, November 11, 193'9, to Mr. and Mrs. John Bean, a son. TAY.LOR—In Stepnen Township, on Wednesday, November 1'5, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Taylor a son. EISLER—In Stratford General Hos­ pital, Tuesday, November 14th, 1939, to Mr. and Mrs. Frank Eis- ler, (nee Emeline Hackney) of Logan Township, twin daughters. ALDERSON — At Arkona, on .Sat­ urday, November 18, 19'39, to Mr. and Mrs. Roy Alderson, a daugh­ ter. DEATHS SCOTT—On Saturday, November 18, 1939, Alvin Dow ficott, son of Mr. and Mrs. John G. Scott, of Roys, aged 24 years. CARD OF THANKS wishMr. and Mrs. Ted Denomme thank the neighbors and friends for their help and kindness during the fire and also to the Dashwood fire brigade. to IN MEMORIAM KIPPEN Mr. Elzar Mpusse&u has returned home after a very pleasant hunting trip in Northern Ontario. Miss B. Pfaff, of Hensail, spent the week-end at the home of Mr. and Mrs. John Sinclair, Mr. and Mrs. Will Kyle and fam­ ily visited recently at the home of the latter’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. Venner. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Robinson, Mrs. H, McMurtrie and Miss Edna Cochrane spent the week-end with the latter’s sister, Mr, and Mrs, Ross Dick, of Smithsville. Mr, and Mrs. Archie Parsons spent Sunday at the home of the latter’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Linden of Denfjeld. Mrs. Maude Pybus, of London, is visiting with her mother Mrs. H. Ricker. Mr, and Mrs. William Thompson, of Centralia, spent Saturday even­ ing at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Allan Johnson. We are sorry to repeat that Mr. Arthur Ricker is confined to her bed through illness. We hope for a speedy recovery. Mr. and Mrs. John Bell left on Saturday for a few well earned holi­ days with relatives. Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Keyes, of Varna, visited on Sunday with the latter’s parents, Mr. and^Mrs. Geo. E. Thompson. Mr. James Cochrane, of Toronto, spent the .week-end at the home of his brother, Mr. Allan Cochrane. Mr. and Mrs. Glen Lochart, Port­ er’s Hill, visited on Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. John Cochrane. We are pleased to learn that Mr. John Jarrott is improving after his recent accident. Miss Doris Alexander, of London, spent the week-end with her par­ ents Mr. and Mrs. W. F. Alexander. The Public Acceptance of the New Ford and Mercury Cars gives us the largest assortment of good clean used cars we have ever had. Some of them are almost new and they are all priced for quick sale. BUY NOW BEFORE PRICES ADVANCE We will accept your payments after you get the big price for your produce. LOOK THESE OVER 1939 MERCURY SEDAN with heater, nearly new carl at only $975.00. 1939 FORD DE LUX COACH with heater. This car is spotless at only $825.00. 1939 PLYMOUTH FOUR DOOR SEDAN with trunk an<l heater, ony 7000 miles and only $950.00. 1938 FORD DE LUX FORDOR SEDAN, a car you will be proud to drive. See this one for $695.00. 1937 CHEVROLET DE LUX SEDAN with trunk. A car in real good condition $595.00. 1937 FORD DE LUX COACH with heater and radio. A * carefully cared for car $590.00. 1935 FORD DE LUX FORDOR SEDAN with heater. Good mechanically and real good tires $390.00. 1935 DODGE COACH with trunk. A real nice clean car only $395.00. 1934 FORD DE LUX COACH $290.00 1933 GRAHAM SEDAN, Fordor, Only $2.90. Several real good Fords, Plymouths and Chevrolets from $50 to $200 It’s a Good Tip to buy Now. The cars are good. The prices are low. GREENWAY The Mission Band of the Church will hold a ten cent Friday evening at the home and Mrs. Roy Whiting. Mr. and Mrs. Lome and family, of Shipka, day with Mr. and Mrs. phey. Mr. and Mrs. C. Woodburn and the merits of the two new varieties Mr. and Mrs. Emerson Woodburn'vanguard and Er.ban. visited with Mr. and Mrs. E. Harris I of Brinsley oh Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. J. Prance, Winchel- chelsea, spent Saturday with her mother Mrs. T. Bullock and Mrs. J. Gardner. Mr. and Mrs. Elzar Mousseau and Marilyn, of Kippen, visited on Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. D. Brown. Mrs, R. L. Sheppard, of London, and Mr. -Selbourne 'English, jDf De- " ’ par- United tea on of Mr. Finkbeiner visited Sun- Arthur Bro- trpit, spent Sunday with th^ir ents, Mr. and Mrs. R. English. CREDITON EAST Mrs. Alma Brunzlow and children of 'Centralia, are visiting with her sister and brother-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. J. Bullock. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Heatherley, of London, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. William Motz. Mrs. Henry Motz has returned home after a two-weeks’ visit with her daughters in London, Miss Marie Brokenshire and Mr. Wm. Mattice and Mr. Jack Broken­ shire and Miss Grace Delbridge, all of Hagersville and Mrs. Brokenshire and Mrs. Baskerville, of Centralia, spent Sunday with Mrs. Wilson derson and son Charles. Mr. and Mrs. Aaron Wein and children and Mr. Dan Truemner son Howard attended the the late Mrs. Truemner on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Bender and Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Penhale spent Friday in London. Mr. Jack Anderson, of London, spent the week-end at his home here Mr. and Mrs. Melvin Edwards, of Exeter, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs, Sam, Sims and their relatives. SANDY ELLIOT CONFIRM SUPERIORITY VANGUARD, ERBAN OATS The yields obtained from tests of oat varieties conducted over East­ ern Canada in 19.39 again confirm KHIVA Mr. and Mrs. Bill Veach, Ailsa Craig, spent last Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Henry Eagleson and called on Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Mason. Miss Betty Lippert of Melbourne, is spending a couple of weeks with Mrs. Lloyd Lippert. Mr. Chris. Dietrich and Miss Monica, of Zurich, called on rela­ tives here on Sunday. Mr. Gordon Eagleson has return­ ed home having spent the past week in Sarnia, Windsor and Detroit. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Stade and Mel­ vin spent Sunday with Mr, and Mrs. Maurice Klumpp, at Dashwood. Mr. and Mrs, Art Baker and Mr. and Mrs. Joe Baker, of the Lawe Road, spent Thursday evening with Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Mason. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Eagleson and Miss Aldene and Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Eagleson and babe spent Sunday with relatives near parkhill. The Hydro men are busy this week putting the line through from Dash­ wood to Mt. Carmel. Mr. E. G. Kraft sold a valuable team of horses of Zurich for This is one of the Vanguard originated from a cross between Banner and Hajira made by the Cereal Division at the Do­ minion Rust Laboratory, Winnipeg, It is highly resistant to stem rust, ripens earlier than Banner or Vic­ tory and is considered to be in the same general class from a yield standpoint in non-rust years. In years when stem rust of oats is bad, Vanguard outwields Banner, Vic­ tory or Erban by a substantial mar­ gin. I The districts in Eastern Canada i to which Vanguard appears to be particularly well adapted are now fairly well known by the Cereal Di­ vision officials in Ottawa who are always glad to assist farmers in coming to a decision as to the var­ iety they should choose. Erban originated at the Ontario , Agricultural College from1 a cross between Early Ripe and Banner. It is recommended for districts Eastern Canada where leaf rust, ra­ ther than stem rust, is liable to oc­ cur, It is not resistant, however, to the forms of leaf rust which occur in the Prairie Provinces, From a yield standpoint Erban, Vanguard and Victory are much in the same general class in most. districts in non-rust years. But where leaf rust is a serious factor Erban has prov­ en definitely superior. i Since these varieties are of very , recent introduction the supply of ‘seed is naturally somewhat limited, and Betty ^ames Of growers whose fields were inspected for certification or regis­ tration during the past summer may be had from the Plants Products Di­ vision, Dominion Department of Ag­ riculture, Ottawa, and it is strongly urged that those farmers who reside in districts subject to attacks from either stem rust or leaf rust, and I who have not already secured seed of one of these varieties should com- Garnet municate with this Division as soon An- i in I Township. to Mr. Wm. Decker a handsome sum. the finest teams in VILLAGE OF EXETER COURT OF REVISION two and funeral of, in Zurich Notice is hereby given that the Court of Revision of the Assessment Roll of the Village of Exeter for the year 19'39 will hold its .first meeting in the Town Hall, Exeter, on Friday, the 24th day of Novem­ ber, 1939, at five o’clock p.m. JOSEPH SENIOR, ' Clerk. Dated November 20, 1939. George Edighoffer, of Mitchell, re­ ports that he has 20 tons of onions in storage at the present time. He does not expect that any of the on­ ions will be shipped before the spring BRINSLEY Motorist: “I’d like a dozen eggs, please.” Farmer: “I haven’t got a dozen; I have only ten.” • Motorist: “Well, are they fresh?” Farmer: “They’re so fresh the hen hasn’t had time to finish the dozen.” WI'LLI'S—In loving memory of John H. Willis, who passed away, No­ vember 19, 1933. Not now but in the coming years, It may be in the better land; Wfe’ll read the meaning of our tears And there some time we’ll under­ stand. Sadly missed by Wife and Family. Messrs. Raymond and Pierce and their father Mr. Ernest as possible as the supply will not Pierce, spent the week-end in Ham- likely last long, ilton visiting their brother Clarence.! 'On Sunday last Rev. Mr. Martin preached to the Young People’s Un­ ion in St. Marys church.’ Last Monday evening the young people of Ailsa Craig were enter­ tained by the young people of Brins­ ley, ening ing a Mr. Bingo the McGllivray and Mt. Carmel Red \Cross Society on Monday evening last. Mrs. James Dixon is the presi­ dent of the unit. Much sympathy is expressed the friends of William Jas. Cunning-I ham who was buried on Fri _ .... at St. James cemetery, Clandeboye. Mr. Cunningham whs a life-long resident of this community. Mr. R. A. Amos, Bobby dine spent Sunday with his Mr. J. L. Amos. Farmers whose fields of Vanguard or Erban were not inspected may find a demand from buyers who are prepared to take a chance as to the purity and genuineness of the seed offered. Such buyers, however, would be well advised to secure at least a small quantity of Registered or Certified seed in order to insure ‘a supply of first class material for Mrs. Jacobs isj Appointed Matron Manager at Huron County Home Mrs. Martha E. Jacobs, widow of John Jacobs, was on Tuesday after­ noon appointed manager-matron of Huron County Home for the Aged. Her son, E. J. Jacobs, was named assistant manager. Mrs. Jacobs, who succeeds her husband, has been matron of the institution for 1$ years. Only two other women in Ontario hold posi­ tions of manager-matron of of Refuge. County Council, sitting mittee of the whole, took to make the appointment, three applied for the two positions. The choice was unanimous. Reeve N. W. Trewartha brought to attention of council reports that the county police force was under­ staffed! and under-paid. He said the numerous burglaries and break-ins of recent weeks had made business­ men and farmers jittery. As a pro­ duce dealer, he had a long list of suspected chicken thieves, sO num­ erous were poultry raids. “Are we properly policed?” he asked. “Are our constables they allowed maintain their too frequent,” Council adjourned early in the afternoon in order that committees might meet. •Sky Harbour airport, Huron County’s flying field, is among the fields being given consideration for training purposes under the new empire wartime aviation scheme, J, M. Roberts, county clerk and air­ port manager, told County Council. The subject arose ivhen Reeve After the program a social ev- was held and all report hav- good time. and Mrs. James Dixon held a future Use. party at their home in aid of MARRIAGES TINNEY — O’BRIEN—In Gaven Manse, Exeter, on Saturday, No­ vember 4th, Nettie Doreen, dau­ ghter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles O’Brien, to Benjamin Matthew, second eldest son on Mr. Tinney and the late Mrs. Tinney, of Hay, by RCv. D. C. Hill. McNICO'L — PFAFF — In 'Caven Manse, Exeter, on Wednesday, Noveihber 15th, Ruby M, I., the youngest daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Pfaff, of Tuckedsmith, to Alvin E. McNicol, second son of Mr. and Mrs, John McNicol of •Farquhar, by RCv. D« C. Hill. GELENAS DIETRICHAt Mt. Carmel on Tuesday, November 7, Merle, youngest daughter of Mrs. Josephine Dietrich to Claude Gel­ enas, of Drysdale by Bet. Fr. Fogerty. eerlezz Sales Books are the best Counter' Check Books made in Canada, They cost no mote than ordinary books and always give satisfaction. We ate agents and ' will be pleased to quote you on any style or quantity required. ’ See Your Home Printer First ... . faan i inm i " ' i >"i i r 7 H-' .............................. THE TIMES-ADVOCATE my “Which won?” not answer, the friend a one!” thun- “How many I have? “I had a round of golf with wife this morning.1 The husband “Which won?” second time, dered the husband, wives do you thing you take me for s Turk? NOT RENTING did asked 'Which Do oneMrs. Of her tion to out which one of them It was, She said to the girl: “Mary, supposing you had the chance to have a date with one of my sons, which one would you Mary, “it’s some good But for a give me Mr, Hobson!" Hobson suspected that two sons was paying atten- the maid. Anxious to find properly paid? Are sufficient money to cars? Robberies are he continued. Come over here!” called pick?” “Well,’ hard to say, for times with both real enjoyable * replied I’ve had Of them, evening, A little fellow came into the store and asked for some underwear. The ° i saleslady Said: “How long do you i wa&t U’ sonny?” 'when he ihdig- y s i nantly replied: “How long do I Want it? Why, gee, I don,’t Want to rent ’em, I want to buy 'em.” o~—o—oand Na- brother, a friend to an Intoxicated citizen whom he saw across the street. The man ad­ dressed blinked and shodk his head. “Come over there?” he called back, “Why, it's all I can do to stay where I am,” HE EARNED IT T hope they don’t give my little boy any naughty nicknames in school?” “Yes, ma, they call me fSorns’,” “Hbw dreadful! And why do they call you th At?” “’Cause in our class, you know.j I'm always at the'foot.” it'