HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times-Advocate, 1939-09-07, Page 7THE EXETER TIMES-ADVOCATE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, I031>
KEEP ON
RIAL
And now for the corn harvesting. »
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The flies do a pretty severe job of biting these early September
days.
Problems yield to the man who is
determined to solve them. Difficul
ties have a habit of slinking away
before the assaults of a courageous
man. Impossibilities are accomp
lished by the man who doesn’t re
cognize them as 'impossible,
Eastman made 47? experiments
before he found a solution that
would develop a film.
The first five stores that Wool
worth established failed.
Edison worked thirteen months
to find a filament that would work
in the light bulb that afterwards
made him famous.
Harvey. Firestone unraveled the
only pair of stiff stockings his wife
owned to use the silk thread in his
vulcanizing experiments.
Back of the success of any man
or any business is the spirit of
never-be-licked.
* It is not always the gifted man
who succeeds. It is the plodder who
has a gift for hanging on and work
ing on.
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Wrong actions are the results of
wrong thinking.* * *
When prudence governs promises
they are usually performed.
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Only the ignorant, are proud of
their knowledge.
* * *
One reason why most foreigners
hate America is because they can’t
come over as immigrants , . . like
their relatives did.
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Father: “Son, have you been keep
ing late hours.”
Son: “No, father, I haven’t been
keeping them , . . I’ve been spend
ing them with a sweet woman.”
& * *
The number of hairs on an ad
ults’s head average from 129,000 to
150,000. However, there are those
who no longer belong in this class.’* * *
The year 1884 was not particular
ly historic except for the fact that
the first Woman candidate for Pres
ident was nominated by the “Equal
Rights Party.” (Women’s Suffer-
age was not effective until August
26th, 19 20). Her name was Belva
Lockwood and she had to depend on
the masculine vote. On August
25 th of this same year, the man who
claims your personal attention at
this particular moment of time heard
grown up people talking baby talk
for the first time . . . and, if you
insist on details, they were our near
est relatives.
* * *
Nationally advertised, standardiz
ed goods are easier to sell than un
known goods, for the same reason
that you would rather talk to an old
friend than to a stranger.
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FRANKfSH PROBLEMS
“A” on a motorcycle and “B” in
an automobile start together and by
the same road for a town 45 miles
away. B travels the entire distance
at a uniform rate of speed. A starts
at a speed that is 15 miles an hour
more than that of B. When A has
gone one-third of the way, he is de
layed for half an hour and travels
the rest of the way at a rate that is
20 per cent, less than his original
rate. A reaches his destination 15
minutes before B. .Find the rate of
speed at which each started. (Then
see if your answer compares with
the correct solution found elsewhere
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FALLACIES
Watt did not invent the steam-
engine, but he greatly improved it,
chiefly by having a separate conden
ser. The story of how he discover
ed the principal of the steam engine
by watching the jet of steam from a
boiling kettle has no basis in fact.
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Napoleon Bonaparte did not orig
inate the phrase that France is a
‘nation of shopkeepers.’ Adam Smith
Diarrhoea
Dysentery
If you are suddenly attacked with
diarrhcea, dysentery, colic, cramps or
pains in the stomach or bowels, or
any looseness of the bowels do not
waste valuable time, but at once pro
cure a bottle of Dr. Fowler’s Ex
tract of Wild Strawberry and see
how quickly it will give you relief.
When you use “Dr. Fowler’s”
you are not experimenting with some
new and untried remedy^ but one
that has stood the test of time; one
that has been on tlm market for the
past 94 years. Beware of substi
tutes. They may be dangerous to
your health.
Get “Dr. Fowler’S” and feel Safe.
Tho T. MUburn Co., Ltd., Toronto, Ont.
used the phrase when Napoleon was
7 years old.
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Boils do not ‘tone up’ the system
by cleansing the blood, but can cause
extreme debility. A boil cannot
take a cold, and there is no danger
in exposing it to air.
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An old lady walked into the
.judge’s office and inquired,—“Are
you the judge of Reprobates?”
“I’m the judge of Probate,” re
sponded his Honor with a smile.
“Well, that’s it, I expect,” an
swered the old lady. “You see, my
husband ^died detested and left sev
eral little infidels, and I want to be
their executioner.”
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SIMPLICITUDES
. . . when there is nothing to look
forward to but the expected—ro
mance ends.
. . . that which you do not need is
expensive—even as a gift.
. . . after working hard to get money
a man has to work much harder to
keep it.
. . . many a man has been framed—
by a girl as pretty as a picture.
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There was a man in our town,
And he was a speedy guy.
He turned the corners on two wheeds
Crossed crossings on the fly.
But yesterday, the Extras say.
This wise man saw the light.
His flivver stalled on the railroad
track,
Toot, Toot! Ding Dong! Good
Night.
* * *
MacDougel, the stone mason, was
drawing $14 a day, but when his
brother from the country asked him
how he was situated he shook his
head.
“But your job’s a good one ” ask
ed the brother.
Si * *
“Sure is,” said MacDaugal. •
“What’s the trouble then?”
“The wages - that’s the trouble.”
“But—”
“The wages - that’s the trouble,”
MacDougal repeated. “They’re sd
high I can’t afford to take a day off.’
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PRAYER FOR AVIATORS
By Marguerite Wilkinson
“ALMIGHTY FATHER, who hast
taught us in times past to pray for
all who travel by land or by water,
hear our prayer now, we beseech
Thee, for those Who fly in the air.
Through wind and cloud and sun
shine and dark storm, go with them.
In the regions of the round rainbow,
be their light. In times of gladness
show them the glory which Thy hea
vens declare. In times of stress
and danger be their guide. When
they cry out to Thee, help them. And
as their bodies are uplifted on
bright wings, so lift their spirits up
to Thy great love through Him that
is exalted over all, our Saviour Jesus
Christ.”
* * *
Juvenal says: “The thirst after
fame is greater than that after vir
tue; for who embraces virtue is you
take away its rewards?”
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TIME
Minutes past are minutes gone,
Part of a past eternity
Minutes future thou hast none,
Their coming hath no certainty,
Minutes present are thine own,
Be wise and use them instantly.
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Society Note: Ankle bouquets are
the latest fad. We assume that a
new language of flowers will be
developed — some will wear Johnny
jump-ups* and other will wear the
‘touch-me-nots.’
* * *
Democracy is improving slowly
but steadily and some day, we will
elect public officials on character
lines instead of party lines.
* * *
Correct solution to prankish Pro
blem,—B started at 20 miles an
hour. A started at 35 miles an hour
* * *
Read this rapidly-—
four frantic flies furiously
fought forty furious fleas.
* * *
Thoughts on Advertising,—
Advertising should be written to
children but not by children,
More businesses fail because of too
much oral conversation and not
enough printed conversation.
Use words to express ideas - not
banalities.
You do not need to understand if
you excel.* * *
I like to vist and I like to chat
We talk about this, and
We talk about that
Now it is time
To grab my hat.
—the colonel
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August has left us with a record of almost exceptionally fine
weather.
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While this region lias been blessed with the finest of crop
production, some parts of Middlesex and Elgin counties have suf
fered quite severely from drouth.
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WASHING GOOD FOR BOTH FRUIT AND BOY
We saw a youngster’s little hand extended to capture a fine
juicy pear from the market the other day, “I’ll be glad to give the
little man a pear when it is washed,” the owner explained to me.
You see these pears have been sprayed and we like to be careful.”
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DEARLY BOUGHT
It took the mobilization of 6,000,000 men and the expenditure
of billions of treasure and the nerve wrecking anxiety of the race
to reveal the disaster that follows lack of thought on public ques
tions. Hitler’s election to the leadership of Germany is the case
in point.
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CUT OFF THEIR OWN NOSE
Somb folk got excited over there in Perth County because
some surveyors were on the hunt for possible oil and natural gas
sources. Publicity was given the enterprise of the company, the
very thing they did not want. In this way the oil enterprise was
imperiled and the farmers who got excited may have delayed very
good farm sales or rentals. What’s that about an ounce of silence
being worth a ton of explanation?
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WHAT DO THEY PORTEND FOR NEXT YEAR?
Observers are commenting on the unusually large numbers of
crickets and grasshoppers. About thirty-five years ago the number
of grasshoppers amounted to a destructive infestation. What the
hoppers have been doing to the crops out west is causing a good
many farmers to regard the present situation with considerable
uneasiness. They wonder if the time has not come to take some pre
cautionary measures. They maintain that it is easier to abate a nui
sance in its inception stages than when it has amounted to a peril.
3,4 $ ¥ * « * ¥ *
A CONTRAST
In contrast to the foregoing was the conduct of the reeve of a
township east of Toronto in the early days when the C. P. R. was
being built. Said the reeve of the township to ' his ratepayers.
“This line is coming through. I don’t want it anymore than the rest
of you, but it’s coming. So let’s co-operate.” And this they did
by supplying horsepower and feed for man and beast. The result was
that the company provided the little village with all manner of ship
ping facilities transforming the village into a thriving town. It’s
co-operation that makes the mare go.
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A SUGGESTION
The war has come but we’ll make matters no better by becom
ing jittery. Would it not be well for us to give all we have to the
day's work, listening in only to the regular news broadcasts? As a
matter of fact we can easily develop war nerves and actual war
sickness. Our papers daily and weekly have the will and the fa
cilities to sift the news, news that may be depended upon for fulness
and timeliness. When there is any news of real importance the
regular broadcasters and especially the newspapers will sift it and
give it to the public. When any special duty is required of the
citizens, the proper authorities will not be silent. So let’s carry on,
and waste neither time nor peace of mind by trying to see ahead
/ of events.
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THOSE RUMORS
We have had a fine time of it lately with those rumors of stor
ed munitions in the Grand Bend region. As far as we know those
rumors have been investigated and found foundationless. Should
any citizens have reason to suspect that all is not well in that or
in any other region he has free access to the police who are in a
position to deal with just such matters. However, in days when
folks’s nerves are on edge, it is unwise to tell the general public or
to repeat any rumor or story that one cannot back up to the
hilt. Reporting any suspicious eirmumstances to the authorities
is quite another thing. It is not our province to advise our super
iors in church or state, further than to express the hope that what
they tell the rest of the world is well within the facts. These are
days for resolute and wise action rather than for talk.
STRATHROY, AILS A CLAIG
ENTRIES WIN AT G.N.E.
Norman Schmidt, of Carlsruhe,
Ont., took first place at the Cana
dian National Exhibition on Friday
last in the judging each of two class
es of fall wheat, one bushel.
Alex M. Stewart, of Ailsa Craig,
won the one-bushel, oats, class and
John Stewart, of Strathroy, placed
first in the same class for barley.
The large size pumpkin or squash
judging class was won by an entry
of Alex Stewart, of Ailsa Craig, Jas.
Cunningham, Hornby, placed sec
ond.
RETIRES AFTER 37
YEARS BUSINESS
After a continuous career of 37
years in the drug business in Sea
forth, Mr. Charles Aberhart has dis
posed of his business to Mr. R, R.
McKindsey, of Ottawa. Mr. Aberhart
is one of the best known druggists
in West Ontario, and the public
generally will sincerely regret that
ill health made it necessary for him
to retire. For some years he served
on the town council; it at present a
member of the Seaforth Collegiate
Institute Board, and for many years
has been the infatiguable secretary
of Britannia Masonic Lodge. Mr. and
Mrs. Aberhart will continue to live,
in Seaforth.—Huron Expositor.
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W. ». JACKSON, Secretary
Take an Enjoyable Holiday
at Western Ontario's Exhibition
PRIZE LIST - $32,000
Speed Events Daily—Night House Show—Photography Salon
Dog Show—‘Superb Grandsfahd Spectacle—Hobby Fair
Carnival Midway—Hundreds of Exhibits
TRIALS OF SPEED
50c, 25c
GIRLS’ FOOT RACE
12 and Under — 75c,2.28 and 2.22 Trot or Race — Purse $100
Every Heat a Race $40, $30, $20, $10
Five per cent, to Enter to be paid, at one
o’clock. Horses eligible day of race. Hors
es at Owners’ Risk.
GIRLS’ BICYCLE RACE
Half Mile — 75c, 50c, 25c
SCHOOL PARADE AND DRILL
Children will line up at Exeter School and par
ade to Grounds headed by the Band
Ten minutes allowed for drill, $4, $3, $2
Mills’ Super-Sound System will be Used
BOY’S BICYCLE
16 and under. First Prize,
Fountain Pen; Second 75c;
RACE
Bicyle Tire or
Third, 5Qc.
Foal Club to be Judged at 1 p.m.
Alex Rhode offers $7, $5, $3, $2 for the best
Three Bacon Hogs, All Hogs in Competition
will be Judged Live and Dressed Weight, 1OO
Points for each and will be taken to Hamil
ton Night of Fair and paid for at Market Prices.
Grafton & Co,, London, Donate .Silver Tray for
Best Team on Grounds.
Clown and Juggler will Entertain
Admission 25c; Children 15c, Cars 25c
WM. COATES, President R. N. CREECH, Treasurer CLARK FISHER, Secretary
Old Time Dance in the Arena at Night
McNICHOL’S ORCHESTRA
ONION SET GRADES
The following are the standards
for onion sets, Grades for General
Seeds of Commerce as proposed by
the Department of Agriculture:
No 1 Seed—shall be at least 95
per cent true to one colour and
grown from seed of one variety,
range in size when graded over a
square mesh screen from 3-8 inch,
minimum to 7-8 inch, maximum in
diameter, be mature, firm, free from
decay and practically free from dam
age caused by tops, sprouting, freez
ing, mould, moisture, dirt, chaff or
other foreign matter, disease, in
sects, mechanical or other means.
No. 2 Seed—shall be at least 95
per cent true to one color and grown
from seed of one variety, range in
size when graded over a square mesh
screen from 3-8 inch, minimum to
one inch maximum in diameter, be
mature, fairly firm, free from decay
and reasonably free from damage
caused by tops, sprouting, freezing,
mould, moisture, dirt, chaff or other
foreign matter, disease, insects, me
chanical or other means.
No. 3 Seed—may be of mixed col
ours and field run, shall range in
size from 1-4 inch, minimum to 1
inch, maximum in diameter. An al
lowance of 10 per cent may be made
for inmaturity, lack of firmness and
from damage caused by tops, sprout
ing, freezing, mould, moisture, dirt,
chaff or other foreign matter, di
sease, insects, or (mechanical or other
means.
RECORD LOG CUT IN B.C.
Mr. John M. Mitchell, of New
Westminister, B. C., in renewing his
subscription to the Times-Advocate,
encloses a clipping from the Van
couver “Daily Province” referring
to a log that was cut about 80 miles
north of Victoria on Vancouver Is
land. The lumber mills are very
busy now, operating day and night
on English orders. Mr. Mitchell
submits a problem for High School
students. How much lumber would
the log referred to below make al
lowing one quarter for wastage, saw
dust, bark, etc. The clipping ,is as
follows:
CHEMINUS — “So large that it
caused a two-hour stoppage of the
mill until it could be hand trimmed
to fit the saws, the father of all
Douglas fir logs was made into lum
ber here Friday night. It was the
biggest stick ever fed through the
mill. Fifty feet long, it had a dia
meter at the butt of 8 feet 2 inches
apd was 7 feet 9 inches at the small
er end.
Once prepared for the saws it took
an hour and a half to cut into lum
ber. The log came from Camp 20,
Cowichan Lake district.
Since the Prairie Farm Rehabili?
tation began in 193'5 in Western
Canada, a total of 41 Community
pastures has been established with
an aggregate acreage of t 820,000,
These pastures now have ‘adequate
water supplies and all the equipment
necesary for the convenient and
proper handling of livestock. Each
pasture is a game sanctuary.
Hockey Star’s Drowning
Recalls “Dream City”
of St. Joseph
(From the Peterborough Examiner).
The hockey world grieves the
death of Albert Charles Siebert of
Les Cauadiens, Montreal. He was one
of the great in the greatest of all
winter games. He came to his ena
while swimming in Lake Huron.
With him were his two little girls
and two neices. Possibly Siebert
was not as great a swimmer as he
was a hockey player.
The name of the place where he
was drowned was St. Joseph, and
that was just a few miles straight
down the road from Zurich, where
his parents lived and where Siebert
had been visiting. Forty-five years
ago one would have been aware that
he was passing through St. Joseph,
on the lake shore road, now called
the Blue Water highway.
At that time M. Confine was try
ing to swing his plan for a canal
which would run across Ontario from
St. Joseph on Lake Huron to some
point on Lake Ontario, cutting off
for navigation the St. Clair flats and
Niagara Falls.
What was to be the city of St.
Joseph had as its first and main
buiding an impressive brick hotel
as large as hotels which are general
ly found in average small cities. It
was completed and equipped in part
but was never occupied except by
bats.
The Dominion Government of
that time built a wharf at St. Joseph
at Conine’s urging, but there was
nothing left of it after the lake had
tolerated its existence for one stormy
Winter and Spring season. The ho
tel began to fall to pieces and the
township took the brick for unpaid
taxes.
The dream city of St. Joseph fad
ed and one can go through there
today quite unaware of its near
glory of years ago. And that is the
place where Siebert, one of the
great in the Canadian hockey world
went on a summer day and was
drowned.
Then there was the girl who re
mained an old maid-, because she
could never quit talking long enough
for any man to kiss her.
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EXETER
KHIVA
School re-opened here on Tuesday
after th summer holidays with Miss
Leila Mossey, of St. Marys, as the
teacher.
Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Harnett and son
Wm., of Detroit, spent the week-end
with Mr. and Mrs. Otto WillerL and
called on Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Wil
ier! on Monday.
Miss Evelyn McCann left on Mon
day for Wallaceburg where she will
resume her duty as teacher.
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Miller, of
Seaforth, called on Mr. and Mrs. J.
Ziler on Sunday.
Miss Eileen Willett who has
spent the past couple of weeks at
Grand Bend returned home Tuesday.
“How are the crops, Gy?”
“Bad. The corn’s so small the
sparrows have to kneel down to eat
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