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The Exeter Times-Advocate, 1939-05-04, Page 6THURSDAY, MAY 4th.THE EXETER TIMES-ADVOCATE ■ BY EVELYN SHULER CANADIAN BANKER RECEIVES NEW YORK APPOINTMENT SCIENTISTS PROVE THAT INSECTS NOT REPELLED BY ODOROUS FORMULAE A lotion which repels mosquitoes, Facing Dark Future But when he was gone she burst into unexplainable tears. Her mind, harassed and torn by the unpleasant scene, looked back at her empty life. What had happened to David, she wondered, impersonally. Now that she had sent David away forever, she didn’t have the appalling sense of emptiness she ex­ pected. And theji she thought of Gilthorp. He, too, had withdrawn from her life. She would not admit it her­ self how much she had missed his friendly visits, his once warm inter­ est in her affairs. But now Gilthorp was going to marry Libby Vander- sill. After their marriage she would probably never see him again. She would be utterly alone. She roused from her brooding thoughts and fin­ ished her work for the day. Later that evening Mary and San­ dy were looking ovei’ plans new house. Enthusiastically asked for her advice. Andrea ed tenderly. She studied the with mock seriousness and was about to comment, when the telephone rang Sandy answered it. He listened brief­ ly . . the smile suddenly dying on his lips. “What? . . I can’t understand,” he said, his voice trembling, then turning from the phone he said in a stricken whisper, “Eloise — she’s dead! She killed herself by jumping out of the window!” for a they s mil­ plans CHAPTER XXX had come to offer stared at the new him. The wistful, in her face tugged Andrea had really say from her office, unreasonable, he Their business her by her When she marry head turn Alex was smiling the way he used to their early days to­ see you would have Th6 mourning which she had worn since Eloise’s death accentuated the pallor of Andrea’s face, but brought out a quiet tragic beauty never be­ fore revealed in her. The youthful freshness had gi.ven way to a sweet seriousness which seemed to enhance her loveliness. Gilthorp, who his condolences, Andrea before tender yearning at his heart, grown up, but at what a cost, he thought, as he remembered the bru­ tal tragedy which had made her sud­ denly -adult. “I not only have the final payment Dean,” Andrea said, her hazel eyes looking directly into his, “but I can pay the interest on your loan as well.” Her tone was crisply busi- nes-like, imperonal. She reached on her desk and handed him a check which she had already made out in his name. Gilthorp stared first at the check and then at her. He was tempted to refuse it. gave it to him, the last link between them would be broken. “I suppose congratulations are in order,” Andrea continued, averting ' her eyes. Bewildered, Gilthorp asked, ‘Why’ “Miss Vandersill was in the other day and mentioned a. trousseau, 1 ‘ wish you every happiness, Dean.” She Learns About Libby Suddenly he tilted and laughed. It was to look perlexed. “Libby is going to Gordon, one of my best friends,” Dean explained, still laughing. He’s an explorer and has been away. That is why I’ve been escorting her every where.” Andrea’s heart lifted and hei’ eyes brightened. A warm contentment seemed to suffuse her whole being. So Dean wans’t going to marry Libby She could still have his friendship. “Pm sorry I misunderstood,” she said confusedly. She had been un­ fair to him, but he amusedly, just smile at her in gether. “I’m glad to eared,” he said, his voice tantalizing- ly mirthful. “But I didn’t say I’d care,” she protested, coloring slightly. “It may interest you to know I’m a success­ ful business woman now. I just. • sold one of my own creations to a dress manufacturer for $5,000.” “That’s fine,” he answered, un­ convincingly. He wished she would forget business. It seemed ludicrous to hear precise, hard words falling from such tender lips, he But he must be patient. He wondered what had between Andrea and David, knew that David had gone away, but he wasn’t sure that Andrea had sent him. Had she learned of David’s thought. happend He only Pimples Kill Many a Romance The lives of many young people Ate made miserable when unsightly pimples break out on the face, neck: and other parts of the body. The trouble is not bo much physi­ cal pain, but it’s the mental suffer­ ing caused by the embarrassing disfigurement of the face. The quickest way to get rid of pimples is to improve the general health by cleansing the blood of its impurities. Burdock Blood Bitters purifies th< blOodi. Get rid of the pimples by talcing B.B.B, •The ft Milburn <3o., Ltd., Toronto, Ont. treachery? It was something they never could discuss. “Aren’t you just a little proud of me that I’ve made good?” she asked plaintively. “I don’t think you appreciate what it means at all.” “I do.” he responded. “I know what it means to you. And I know it hasn't been easy.” “Well, then, why didn’t you so?” she demanded. He grinned impishly at her. Sending- Him Away “Don’t laugh, Dean Gilthorp. You- have always had money. I wish you had to earn a dollar, then you might learn what it’s like.” “Listen, Andrea,” he said, sud­ denly serious. “I inherited money, but even you will admit that I have tried to be a useful citizen in this world, haven’t I?” She felt swiftly ashamed. She, of all people, was indebted to him. If it hadn’t been for him she never would have this shop. “You're right, Dean. I take it all back,” she said with childlike can­ dor. “And now tell me something, Did you pay to have David in that musical show?” “Why do you ask?” he question­ ed, surprised that she had found out. * “Did you?” she insisted. “Yes.” “Why?” “Because I wanted to see how he would react to having money of his own.” Andrea stared at him, her eyes again coluded with unhappiness, her mouth rebellious. Then it was Dean’s fault that David had changed. If it hadn’t been for this Dave would have remained the same. Gilthorp had de­ liberately ruined David. “That’s all I wanted to know,” she said. “If you don’t mind, Dean, I have a great deal of work to finish yet.” She had turned her back to her desk with a gesture of dismissal. Bewildered, Gilthorp rose to go “What’s the matter, Andrea?” he asked with evident concern. “Nothing,” she replied primly, “nothing at all.” Gilthorp strode She was being thought bitterly, transaction was over. There was no reason for them to see each other any more. He would never see again, unless she sent for him. The Winter months speeded for Andrea. She had enlarged shop and added to the force of work­ ers. The need of money no longer engrossed her. It seemed like an­ other life now. She was successful, but an intense loneliness assailed her She missed Eloise and David. She wouldn’t admit even to herself that she missed Gilthorp, Sandy and Mary were occupied with the new home they were going to build as soon as the weather broke in the spring. Andrea was to have a special wing all her own. “They’ve been wonderful to me,” Andrea thought, “but I wonder if they wouldn’t like livinig alone for a change. I’ve always been living with them, ever since they were mar­ ried. Andrea Learns the Truth She asked Sandy night if they would her own apartment, were alone. “You can’t do Sandy said reproachfully, the matter? Don’t you like us any­ more?” “But, Sandy, I have to keep my independence.” “I didn’t have any when you sup­ ported me all those months. Did you ever think, Andrea, how a would feel in circumstances that? I sometimes this independence bit too far.” “What do you Challenged quickly. “Well, I was thinking about Gil­ thorp. There’s a lot you don’t know that I think you should know. Gil­ thorp saved me from losing my pa­ tent. He never told me, but when Mary and I went to the hospital Eloise told me that Gilthorp paid her $20,000 for the paper David sold “I don’t like to speak unkindly o<f David, but he did sell to Eloise and Bardini out of spite. If they had given that paper to any one but Gil­ tharp, I wouldn’t have got one cent out of my patent. David’s treachery cost Gilthorp $20,000, but he lias been man enough not to mention it. This statement shocked Andrea. She became silent for a moment as she thought of some of the things Eloise had told her. “I know you wouldn’t lie, Sandy,” she said, her voice tense. With no further word, she retired to.her room. Perhaps she had been unfair to Gilthorp. perhaps 'Sandy was right, 'Gilthorp hadn’t reality made David money mad. He had pro­ bably boeh money mad Could she go to Gilthorp that she was wrofug? It many mOhtlis siiiOO Sho one got tentatively mind if she She and Sandy that, Andrea,” “What’s man like think you carry business a little mean?” Andrea all and had had along, admit been seefi eager when he answered. When told him she wanted to talk to he suggested dinner. He would for her at 9 o’clock. She could keep her mind on her work. A feel was inn din- and on the off with RidingRed big bad wolf,” I was wrong, • NEW YORK.—James T. White, iPresident of James T. White & (Company, 70 Fifth Avenue, Pub­ lishers of “WHITE’S CYCLO- PEDIA"; the-National Cyclopedia of American Biography, contain­ ing the names of many Canadians who have become leading execu­ tives of Banking and Industry in the United States,—announces the appointment of Case R. Howard, Manager, Banking and Industrial iDivision, and Assistant To Presi­ dent; for the completion of biog­ raphies of eminent Americans 'iwitb their full page steel etching portraits. These steel etching plates,—from which only 12 original copies are printed—are etched by the finest artists in the country, such as Otto [Schneider in Chicago, and range in price from $2,000 to $4,000. The original etching plate of the prom­ inent artist, together with ten of the mounted originals, remains the property of the subject of the biography. Mr. Howard is also President and Chairman of the Banking Committee, The Canadian-Ameri­ can Trade Board, and is the author of the column for use in Canadian and American News­ papers, — “WINDOW IN WALL STREET AND WASHINGTON” Mr Howard, born in Exeter. Ont., was formerly Manager. Foreign Business Dept., and Trav­ elling Representative in the East­ ern States of The Canadian Bank of Commerce, at their New York Agency Mr Howard is a mem­ber of many trade organizations Case R. 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A mystical flame burned with sium - and minerals such as copper, suffusing her whole being, zinc, gold, iron, nickel, silver, lead a heaven, shut- and a very minute portion of radium.| The proportion of gold found in and; the ocean is 0.005 to 0.016; radium, of the past, Andrea, the future,” he said. him. Perhaps he would refuse to see her if she attempted to communi­ cate with him. She couldn’t stand that. Then she went down on her knees at the side of the bed before she retired. Calling Dean The next morning a strange peace ruled her spirit—a new tranquility. When she reached the office, -Mie telephoned Gilthorp’s apartment. She must ask his forgiveness. His voice was she him call not sense of anticipation made her buoy­ ant. A new vitality made her alert and alive. Could it be she in love with him? Gilthorp drove her to the wthere they had htad their first ner. A lag fire sent warmth flickering shadows across the room. The table was set with candlelight. They had scarcely spoken way there. He assisted her her coat. “This time Little Hood went after the Dean said smiling. “I want to admit Dean,” Andrea said demurely. A sud­ den yearning in hia eyes. “Don’t talk Let’s talk of They stood facing each other, their eyes met and held. Something ma­ gical and radiant came alive between them. Gilthorp held out his arms without speaking. Andrea’s eye were misty. All the trust and confiding of a woman on the threshold of life shone in her lovely face as she walk­ ed within the circle of his embrace. Dean held her tightly close, gently kissing her hair. “Oh, Andrea, darling—-I’ve loved you since that first day,” he huskily. “I loved you when world began.” Clouds Roll Away said ■the his head tender ardor, in her, His arms were like ting out the world. Wlien Dean bent kissed her lips with her heart stood still. She was giving herself freely, with no reservation. Suddenly she grew still and quiet in his arms. Her tortured heart had found peace at last. She looked at him, her eyes star- like, her lips curved with wistful hope. A mock frown darkened his brow, but his eyes smiled lovingly as he suddenly asked: ‘‘Do you want to be a business­ woman—or raise a family,” he ask­ ed holding her close. ‘‘I’d like to do a businesslike job —of raising a family,” she confessed her voice tremulous. And love—a magical, miraculous love—created around them a golden, glorious world. (THE END) BAILWAY CONSTABLE IS BADLY INJURED PATROLLING YARDS When his feet slipped on the rails, Ewart A. Grant, Toronto Railway constable, fell in the -path of an on- I coming freight engine. Before he I could throw himself clear, the en­ gine struck his leg, badly injuring ’it. Unfortunately neither the train crew nor any of the men in the yard saw the accident because the night was very dark. No one heard his cries and the injured man was in a serious plight. “Alone and helpless I might have bled to death,” said Mr, Grant, “but fortunately I re­ membered iny flashlight.” Although he was very weak, the railway constable waved it slowly ! back and forth. The beam of light j finally caught the attention of some I workmen who came to the rescue just as the injured man fainted. Mr. 6rant was rushed to the operating room at the nearest hospital where prompt medical attention saved his life. Mr. Grant, in an interview, Said how lucky he Was that, in that terrible emergency, his flashlight ■Was loaded with fresh, dated batter­ ies which provided a light strong enough to be somi at some distance. I 0.00000001. The new book ‘‘Twentieth Century- Coins of the World” lists 3,200 coins According to Professor A. C. Had­ don of Cambridge University, all mankind can be divided into three groups: woolly hair, wavy hair and straight hair. It takes an average of 3| years to build a largs battleship for the U. S. Navy and the cost of the ship ap­ proximates Twenty Million Dollars for construction - equipment usually exceeds six million more - to this, must be added the maintenance cost. According to Archbishop Usher's Chonology, the date of the creation Of the world was 4,0 04 B. C. The flood or Deluge mention in the Bible occurred 4,000 B. C. Based on Old Testament descrip­ tion, Noak’s Ark was a 20,000 ton ship. The first pope of the Roman Ca­ tholic Church was St. Petrus assumed the leadership of Christian Church in 42 A.D. - sumable twelve years after the cifixion of Christ. Since that time - 1,897 years in all - there have been 2'8i2 Popes. Of this number, just 79 have been elevated to Sainthood (af­ ter their death. The last Pope to be canonized was St. Pious the Fifth, who was Pope from 1566 to 1572. Since 1591, all the popes have been of Italian birth. There are 2,396 ficdally recognized the United States, Craft (military, commercial and pri­ vate.) The passenger Airlines em­ ploy 386 young women as hostesses, and 105 men as stewards. In the fis­ cal year of 1937, the airlines carried a total of 1,217,571 passengers in the U. S. A. who the pre- cru- m New York, and has given many' addresses before annual meetings of banking and industrial organ­ izations from coast to coast. He is nationally known both in the1 United States and Canada and Was proposed for Deputy-Gover­ nor of the Central Bank of Can­ ada, when founded by the Cana­ dian Government. Endeavoring to Cut Accident Toll During the Royal Visit Officials of the Ontario depart­ ment of highways were'concentrat­ ing all their efforts today to effect a drastic reduction in traffic deaths and accident months. Their' work recent appeal Hon. T. B. McQuesten for a province wide decline in highway fatalities and injuries during May and June as a tribute to King George and Queen visiting during the next two was' inspired by the of Highway Minister HARPLEY (Crowded opt last week) The Ladies’ Aid of Grace Church Greenway, held a quilting in the Parish Hall on Wednesday afternoon A number of the United Church la­ dies were present. Mrs. Hartle won a prize it being an Easter basket and Mrs. A. Pollock drew the other prize an Easter chicken. IMr. and Mrs. W. Hauson, Parkhill, visited on Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Hickey.’ Mr. and .Mrs. Mary Miller, of Detroit, visited over the Easter Sun­ day with Mr. and Mrs. Fred Mc- Linchey. Mrs. W. H, Hayter, who has spent the winter with Mrs. Miller returned with them. iMr. and Mrs. J. Scott, of Ravens- wo,od visited on Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Robt. Murray. Miss Betty Love visited over the week-end with her Grandmother Mrs. T. Love at Grand Bend; ■Mrs. A. 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Records showed that an of 10'0 persons lost their lives each year during this period and 1,900 other were injured - many of them incapacitated for lengthy periods. The majority of these accidents, it was pointed out, were classed as “preventable” and could be avoided in 19'39 by the elimination ef three fundamental but easily corrected ac­ cident causes - momentary inatten­ tion, excessive speed and impatience. The department of highways was also planning for safer driving dur­ ing the' visit of the King and Queen on another safety “front.” Depart­ ment officials were holding, confer­ ences with highway traffic engineers and traffic experts of the provincial •police The it was series would safety tario centres where Their Majesties will visit. * . Every attempt was being made, an official stated, to see that all the ] main and secondary roads would be utilized in the most efficient menner. It is hoped the plan will succeed in disseminating the flow of traffic as much as possible and" prevent con- 'gestion and delay. Strong public support of this step to reduce the highway accident toll during the visit of Their Majesties to Ontario is anticipated by officials of the Department of highways. They said the “Royal tour routes” I now being drafted would be releas­ ed in various parts of the province a few weeks (prior to the arrival of the King and Queen at those points. CHISELHURST record- depart­ prevented and tak- connect- average department. purposes of these conferences explained, was to map out a of routes by which motorists be able to drive in greater and comfort to the larger On- (Crowded out last week) The monthly literary meeting for the Chiselhurst Y. P. U. met in the school room of the church Tuesday evening April 18 th. The meeting opened by singing hymn No. 266 af­ ter which Rev. R. A. Brook led in prayer. The minutes of the last meeting were read and adopted. The roll call was answered by a book from the Bible. Bill MdLean, the literary convenor then took charge nymn 284 was sung and the topic taken by Edna Mills which was very "interesting. Beatrice Drover then took'a chapter from the book ‘‘Girls Who Made Good” which was much enjoyed by all. The closing hymn 347 was sung and the benediction pro­ nounced. A geography match, eon- ducted by Bill McLean was then held, the winners being Maude Mc­ Lean, Ruby Dalrymple anjl Beatrice Drover. Next week, will be the soc­ ial evening in charge of Ruby Dal­ rymple and Percy Wright. Mrs. Thos. Drover, who-has been quite ill, is somewhat improved at time of writing. Quite a number from this vicinity attended the concert at No. 6 Hib- berit Friday evening which was splendidly presented. The teacher is Ross ARTHUR WEBER LICENSED AUCTIONEER For Huron and Middlesex farm sales a SPECIAJjTT PRICES REASONABLE SATISFACTION GUARANTEED Phone 57-13 Dashwood R. R. No. 1. 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The term ‘court plaster’ comes from STIFFNESS MINARD'S Cj/iedt GuicwtiaH (Crowded out last week) Miss Margaret Phillips, of Ailsa Craig has returned to her home after spending a week with her grandparents Mr. and Mrs. G. Har­ rison. Mrs. C. Hartleib, of London, spent the last two weeks with her daugh­ ter Mrs. Ed. Dundas. Mr. and Mrs. Dave McNair, and son Kenneth, of Thorndale, spent the week-end with Mr. and Mrs. T. McVey. Mrs. Elizabeth Simpson, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Simpson attended the funeral of the late Mrs. W. H. Bloomfield, of London, on -Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Bill Simpson spent Monday in London. ‘ Mrs. Will Morgan and son Lang­ ford and Elda, of Ailsa Craig, spent Monday with Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Simpson, The April meeting of the Clande- boye W. I. was held at the home of Mrs. Ed. Flynn. Celice HodginS was chosen delegate to the Guelph con­ ference. The report of the district executive meeting was given by Mrs. MaoNau.ghton. Mrs. .Tames Hall re­ tiring president; Mrs. Harvey Dun­ das, president; vice-president, Mrs. Ed. Dundas; second vice-president, Jean Hodgins; secretary, Inez Heh.-‘ drie; Assistant, Mrs. Wilmer Scott; district director, Mrs. ,JaS. Hall; di­ rectors, Mrs. Karl O’Neil, Mrs. Mac McNaughton, Mrs. L, Kilmer; Con­ venors of standing committees: Mrs; E. Flynn, Alice Hodgins, Varna Cunningham, Blanche Robinson, P. Whiteford, Mrs, T, Brooks, Mrs. C. Carter, Beulah Hodgins, Mrs. Kadi O’Neil; Relief and Sunshine, Mrs. H, Thompson, Mrs. E. 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