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BY EVELYN SHULER
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“What has happened? I was told
this stock would have a substantial
raise."
“The stock has broken. It is down
to 18 points now and going lower.
You’re not covered. Unless
in and cover it, you stand
everything.”
“I’ll be right ovex* with
ey,” she said promptly. 1
stock—don’t sell me out."
When she hung up the receiver
she seemed hopelessly stricken, as if
she had beexx struck a blow on
tlxe face. Where could she turn foi*
help? She thumbed through the
telephone book and found Burclxet-
te’s lawyers. It. was a long shot, but
perhaps if she explained the circum
stances they might help her out . .
but. the lawyers were politely abrupt
in their refusal.
Maybe David could lend her the
money. She called him at the radio
station. “David," she cried in agon
ized tones. “I must have $5 00.00
right away. Do you think—I mean,
could you—?”
“I haven’t a cent, Eloise," he an
swered solicitously. “As a matter of
fact, I was coming around tonight
to ask you for that money back. I’ll
need it.”
“Do you have any idea where
could borrow the money?"
“No, I haven’t. I’m sorry. Is
so desperate? What’s the hurry?"
“I’ll explain everything at dinnei’
tonight,” she replied, anxious to
hang iup before he asked too many
questions.
In desperation she called Andrea’s
shop, but her youngei’ sister had
gone to a buyers’ conference and
would not return until late that af
ternoon.
As a last resort she rang Gilthorp’s
apartment. How many things
happened since she had rung
number, she thought bitterly.
The English butler answered.
Gilthorp had gone out. Was there
any message?
“No, no message,"
She was clutching at
knew. Gilthorp
turned a deaf
way. She sat
room watching
her mantel,
each xninute passed, hei’ stakes were
melting away. She could not stand
the inaction and began to pace the
length of the room madly.
you
to
come
lose
. the
“Hold the
mon-
I
it
had
that
The
Mr.
she said dully,
straws, she
probably would have
ear to her plea any
statute-like in her
the electric clock on
It was 2.30 p.m. As
What evil destiny pursued
with
And
had
told
At 2.55 p.m. she lifted the receiv
er and called the broker. As she
waited for him to answer she notic
ed she had torn hex’ handkerchief to
shreds.
“It’s 'Mrs. Burchette," she said un
easily. “I couldn’t get ovei’ there
in time—so I took a chance.”
“I’m sorry, Madam, but we had to
sell yon out."
Eloise put her hand to her throat.
She could not answer. Hex’ throat
had gone too dry .for speech. She
swallowed nervously. “Wiped out,”
she thought, terror-stricken.
She turned (from the telephone,
fury in every line of hex’ body. Why
did these things have to happen to
her?
her that she should lose money
such fiendish consistency?
what would she tell David?
She decided to wait until they
finished their dinner before she
him. At least she intended to enjoy
her meal and she knew intuitively it
wouldn’t be pleasant if David knew
the worst.
Back in her room, he was relaxed
in a chair, lighting a cigarette when
she told him.
“You lost the money?” he ques
tioned incredulously. “But Eloise,
how could you?"
She told him briefly o<£ the stock-
market transaction. “And they sold
me out!" she concluded. Her manner
was casually indifferent. Terror
drained David's face of color.
“But, Eloise, J need the money. It
wasn’t mine. I stole it—foi’ you—
and now I’ll be found out!"
“I couldn’t help it, David," she re
plied, and then seeing the flaming
anger in his eyes, she artfully found
refuge in tears. "The whole world’s
against me," she cried, applying a
handkerchief to the corner of her
eyes. “I have no money at all—and
I can’t get any."
David snuffed out his tasteless ci
garette and began to pace the floor,
with long-legged strides. “What in
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the world will I do?" he asked, as if
talking to himself. He: looked at the
sobbing woman before him and com
passion swayed his judgment.
He. turned her
toward him and I
as if she were a i
“Promise you
it. any more?" he
stained face
her tenderly
.’ tear
kissed
child,
won’t
beseeched, genuine
ly moved by hex’ tears. It wasn’t like
Eloise to cry. He hated the circum
stances that had reduced her to tears
hated his part in it.
But when he had closed the door
and faced the hostile world, terror
again assailed him. He felt weak
. . his forehead was wet with ner
vous perspiration. Somehow he
would have to raise the money. He
had only one day in which to covei’
up his theft.
offer
shop,
if he
His
worry abo-ut
Back to Andrea
his foot-
Audrea.
him. No
the
Alxnost subconsciously,
steps carried him toward
She could probably help
doubt she could lend the money
from the shop without any one be
ing the wiser. He had quarreled
with her when he last Saw her. but
David knew that Andrea would not
hold that against him.
lend a sympathetic ear.
probably lend him the
She was reading when
the apartment, but her greeting was
cordial.
“Still angry with me?" she- said,
wheedling, as she took his hat.
“Of course not,” he replied, with
an attempt at joviality. “No one
could stay mad at you, Andrea," Her
smile was friendly. Sandy and Mary
were there. He would have to wait
until they had gone out of earshot
before he could make his request.
He seated himself at the piano, half
turning toward Andrea.
“I’ve got a new one for you," he
said. “Tell me what you think of
it."
Andrea listened with her whole
heart. She knew her devotion of
him was beyond reason, beyond any
thing rational and normal, but when
David was near her whole world was
complete. His voice was improving.
There was a new confidence in his
tone. She had noticed it first on
the radio the other night.
When he had finished his song,
Andrea was hearty in
of it. He had woven
theme that threaded
pattern of the song,
herself humming it.
“I think you have something
there, David,” she commenced.
He sang a dozen or more songs
before Sandy and Mary retired. As
soon as they were alone, he turned
to Andrea and impetuously
out his burden.
“I’m in trouble, Andreo,"
worried lines puckering his
“Can I help, David?" Andrea was
swiftly compassionate. '
“It’s about money. I borrowed
$5000 from money that was trusted
to me. I loaned
and they lost it.”
As clearly as if
her name, Andrea
loaned the money
she had tried to warn him.
She would
She would
money, too.
he entered
her approval
a haunting
through the
■She found
poured
he said,
.face.
it to somebody—
he had mentioned
knew that he had
to Elose — after
Offer to Help
“I really stole the money, Un
can replace it, I’ll be found
shoulders sagged, his whole
Andrea stared at him thoughtful
ly. In her heart she could not cen
sure him. David would always be
bland and childlike, she thought, but
she could not be angry with him.
The worry in his blue eyes seemed
to call out to her for comfort.
“I must raise that money some
where before tomorrow, Andrea,” he
went on, his voice toneless, spirit
less,
less I
out."
His
attitude was one of hopeless despair.
Sher had not realized until now the
enormity of the situation. David
threatened with exposure? David
to be branded before the world as a
common thief? She could not let
this happen, could not let him be
the victim of his own foolishness.
Somewhere, somehow, she would
have to borrow the money—even if
she had to mortgage her own future
to help him.
His utter dejection as he stood
before her stirred her sympathy. He
needed her. She yearned to tak him
in her arms, to soothe him. But she
stood erectly distant, and said, “Do
not worry David. I’ll get the money
for you, by tomorrow afternoon."
Impulsively, he draw her near
him and kissed her cheek.
I knew you wouldn’t fail
whispered with relief.
His gratitude was balm
spirit, but Andrea stood
still within the circle Of his
her
“Andrea,
I me," he
to her
stangely
arms.
CHAPTER XIX
weighed
all night
her bed.
borrowing it—and she would
to marry him.
As soon as she reached the
she telephoned him and asked
could drop in during the day.
assent to her request was spontan
eous, but he explained that he could
not see her until late in the after
noon. When he
at 4 o’clock, she
into her story.
“Dean, I am
arrived at the shop
launched hesitantly
“and I
expres
that foi'
If she really needed the
herself, he knew she
him the full details. She
money for somebody else
choose to
he could
take care
“I’ll
Will
in personal diffi
culty," she began timidly,
need $5,000 right away.”
He watched the varying
sion on her face and sensed
the first time she was being evasive
with him.
money for
would tell
needed the
but she apparently did not
tell him for whom—and
not ask.
“That won’t be hard to
of, Andrea," he said quietly,
give you my personal check,
that do?"
“Oh, Dean," she said impulsively.
“You don’t know how I hate to be
running to you all the time for fa
vors. I feel I’m being terribly
fair to you."
“So long as I don’t think so,
all right,” he replied, drawing his
checkbook from his pocket. He wrote
the check, waved it dry and handed
it to her. What a true friend he
had been to her, she thought as she
looked at him.
un
it’s
Offers to Marry Him
They were alone in her private
office. Her mind brought into swift
panorama all the thoughtful things
he had done for her. And now she
would give her offer of marriage in
return for this final favor that he
had granted without hesitation —
without question.
“Dean," she started uncertainly,
“you have asked me to marry you.
You said you would teach me to love
you.” She paused, across the room
lost in her own thoughts,
became responsively alight
watched her.
“I’m ready to marry you
you still want me.” She
look at him.
His eyes hungrily devoured every
lovely bit of her as she sat erectly
alert before him, the tiny chin raised
pridefully as she kept her face avert-
he finally spoke, his
gentle with understand-
His face
as he
now—if
did not
When
; was
ed.
voice
ing.
“I
drea,
titude with love,” he said slowly. “.It
is a great honor, but frankly I can’t
take you on these terms. 'Some day
—perhaps—when you don’t feel
indebted to me—”
Her face flushed, Andrea tuxmed
toward him. :So he knew her
thoughts. A wave of shrine
through her. She could not
but admire the man’s sturdy
rity.
man would be proud to marry. Why
was life always so topsy-turvy? Why
did she have to be so irrevocably in
love with David who didn’t love her.
“I’m sorry Dean,” she offered, lay
ing her hand on his arm in a gesture
of friendliness. “I guess it was dis
honorable foi’ me to offei’ to marry
you under the circumstances.”
“Not dishonorable, Aii’drea,"
protested. “You could never
anything dishonorable. But much
I want you, I couldn’t acce'pt you this
way. I’m glad you understand."
He knew she had probably follow
ed the money for David. Jealousy
tore at his mind, and he left abrupt
ly, his mood more irritable than
had ever seen him.
you more than life, An-want
but sometimes we confuse gra-
secret
swept
help,
integ-
•Here was a real man any wo-
David Comes
he
do
as
she
ller
did
David’s difficulty had
heavily on Andrea’s mind
as she tossed restlessly in
By morning she had reached a deci
sion, She would ask Dean Gilthorp
to lend her the money, even though
she would not tell him her reason for
thorp has been the soul of courtesy
and kindliness to me,
what you believe—nor
fit to think."
David stared at the
desk,
cause his back was against the wall.
He either had to use Gilthorp’s mon
ey or suffer exposure as a thief to
morrow. Of the two, he preferred
to borrow from Gilthorp —- but he
could borrow directly — on his own
lie had no intention of having
drea act for him. He reached
and pocketed the cheek.
“I’m going to 'Gilthorp now
explain the whole thing to him, if
he’ll lend me the money personally
I’ll take it from him, but I want
you out of the whole transaction.
Andrea looked stricken. She raised
her hand imploringly. “Don’t tell
him the truth," she beseeched.
“Oh, he doesn’t know the money
was for me?"
“Of course not. How could I tell
him?"
“Well, he’ll know it now. Goodby
and thanks," he threw back over his
shoulder
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walked out.
on Gilthorp
strode angrily
An-
out
and
fromDavid
he immediately telephoned
and made an appointment
When
the shop
Gilthorp
with him fox’ that evening. When he
entered, he scarcely saw the sumptu
ous apartment, but plunged right
into business, explaining that he
had “borrowed” money that did not
belong to him to help Eloise out of
difficulty.
■Gilthorp studied David closely as
he talked. So this was the man that
Andrea loved. There was a certain
charm in the man, he decided, and
he could well see how a man of Da
vid’s type would appeal to a womart.
He was a woman’s man, Gilthorp
thought, a man personable in ap
pearance, his blond wavy hail’
brushed back from a high forehead,
his face finely sensitive.
“I have to make good on this by
tomorrow ox’ the whole world will
know I stole the money,” David
went on. “I thought Andrea could
spare it, or I never would have asked
her."
“'She did not say the loan was for
you, Mason,” Giltliorp said, “but for
her sake I’ll be glad to lend you the
money."
“I’ll appreciate it and I’ll pay it
back as soon as possible,” David re
plied. “If you’ll take my personal
note, it’ll help out of a bad jam.”
Gilthorp produced paper and Da
vid amateurishly wrote a promissory
note. He never had written one be
fore. Gilthorp tore up the check he
had written fox* Andrea and xnade a
new one payable to David.
“J. think you’re very fortunate,
David," Gilthorp ' said, using the
Christian name unconsciously. “I
would give my soul to have some
one devoted to me as Andrea is to
you.”
(To be continued)
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The Ukraine has a population of
31,901,400. It is the most densely
populated of the Soviet Republics.
It has the largest hydro-electric
development in Europe. It has a rich
black soil and produces large quan-
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mineral resources are coal, iron-, mer
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and farm
important
tries.
Poland
221,000.
.one-third
cent of the population are engaged
in agriculture. It is said to have the
third largest coal resources in Eur
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mines and oil fields. The history
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to
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Andrea continued to sit at
desk, so lost in reverie that she
not hear David’s approaching foot
steps until he was in the room. She
looked up at him smiling.
“I have the‘money for you, David,”
she said cheerfully. “Here," As she
proffered the check, David glanced
at the signature.
“Dean Gilthorp?" he asked, his
face darkening. “I thought you could
lend me the money yourself. I don’t
want his money!" He rudely shov&d
the check away, “You 'Can keep it."
His attitude was petulantly surly.
“Oh, David, don’t be unreasonable
I haven’t any money. I’d gladly give
it to you if I had. You know that."
“And what do you have to pay
Gilthorp in return for his kindness. ' BAKER BURIED
David became sneeringly sarcastic.1
“Perhaps the price will be too great.,
I don’t want you to sacrifice yourself at his home on the town line Stanley
on an altar for me." | Township, following a short illness.
Andrea stared at him disbelieving- ( Mr. Baker was a bachelor. He is Sur
ly. This wasn’t the David she lov- vived by a sister, Mrs. William (Lu-
ed. His face was glowering, his leer, of Hensail; two brothers 'Peter,
mouth sneering. j on a neighboring farm and William
“Don’t talk like that, David. It ----
isn’t like you."
“It isn’t like you, Andrea, to be
smirking and .courting favors from
a
John Baker, aged 80 years, died
I
man like that.” ,
‘I’m not courting favors, and what
did Was done for you, Dean Gil-
David. It in the West. The funeral was from
I the home on Thursday. Interment
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Head Office, Exeter, Ont.
President ........... JOHN
Kirkton, R. R.
Vice-President .... JOHN
Dublin, Ont.
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DIRECTORS
W.. H.. COATES ................. Exeter
ANGUS SINCLAIR ... Mitchell, R. 1
WM. HAMILTON ... Cromarty, R. 1
T. BALLANTYNE ... Woodham, R. 1
AGENTS
JOHN ESSERY ............... Centralia
ALVIN L. HARRIS ... Mitchell R. 1
THOS. SCOTT ................. Cromarty
SECRETARY-TREASURER
W. F. .BEAVERS ............. ExeterB.
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GLADMAN & STANBURY
Solicitors, Exeter
Phone Exeter 235, Collect
DAY OR NIGHT
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
Our drivers are equipped to
shoot old or crippled animals
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and Co. -of Canada, Ltd.
CHATHAM, ONT.
Sandy joined a golf club and was
told by the professional that if his
name was on the golf balls and they
were lost, they would be returned to
him When found.
“Good," said the Scot, “put my
name on this ball."
The pro did so.
“Would you mind putting M.D.
after it?" asked the new member,
“I’m a doctor," The pro obeyed.
“There’s just one thing more,"
went on the Scot. “Can you squeeze
‘Hours 10 and 3’ on as well?"
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One is Free
Teacher: “Can any of you tell
me the difference between lightning
and electricity?"
Tommy-—“Yes, sir; we don’t have
to pay for lightning,”