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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2013-06-13, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, JUNE 13, 2013. PAGE 5. The great comedian George Carlin once said something that scared the hell out of me. “The average I.Q. is 100,” said George. “This means that half of all humanity is stupider than that.” But how can that be? We live in an age when we have an abundance of universities and libraries, educators and scholars, the internet, TED talks…. A time when people can read and consult and collaborate and… access wisdom more than ever before, and yet… Read the news. 21 INJURED BY WALKING ON HOT COALS blares one headline. Apparently, nearly two dozen mature adults attending a motivational seminar in San Jose, California were treated by firefighters for second- and third-degree burns which they received after being encouraged to walk barefoot on white-hot coals by self-help guru Tony Robbins. Burned from walking barefoot on glowing coals heated up to 1,100°C. Who could possibly have foreseen this? Then there’s the tragic case of Richard Swanson, recently killed by a pickup truck on Highway 101 on the outskirts of Lincoln City, Oregon. Swanson was struck while dribbling a soccer ball on the side of Highway 101. He planned to dribble that soccer ball down the entire length of the American west coast through the mountains and jungles of Mexico and various Central and South American countries, all the way to Sao Paolo, Brazil, in time for the opening ceremonies of the World Cup in 2014. I’d suggest a one-word inscription on his tombstone: Seriously? Sometimes the membrane between chutzpah and stupidity is hairline fine. Take the case of Francesco Schettino. Signor Schettino used to be a ship’s captain, but he’s been unemployed since he piled his luxury liner, the Costa Concordia, into the Italian island of Giglio while showing off to a female passenger he fancied. Schettino has been charged with incompetence, manslaughter (32 passengers died) and abandoning ship (Schettino claims he ‘slipped and fell’ into a lifeboat in the midst of the evacuation). But here’s the chutzpah/stupidity element: Schettino is counter-suing the cruise line that fired him – for wrongful dismissal. He claims his skillful actions after the ship went aground prevented the deaths of ‘even more passengers’. And then there’s our home-grown genius of chutzpah/stupidity (call it chupidity?) I refer of course to that strutting, chirping chipmunk in charge (alas) of the National Hockey League, Gary Bettman. Here is a man who, in his 20-year chokehold on the league has chased teams out of Quebec and Winnipeg while awarding franchises to such hockey hotbeds as Columbus, St. Louis, Tampa Bay and Phoenix. Bettman’s done such a fine job on the Phoenix franchise the experts say it may finally turn a profit next year. Providing the Coyotes don’t play any games. The Phoenix Business Journal claims the Phoenix Coyotes could have seen some black ink in the 2012-2013 season – but only if the lockout had continued for the entire season. It seems those sky-high salaries the players command when they’re on the ice are killing the owners financially. So it’s come to this: based on the team’s projections, the only way for the Phoenix Coyotes to make money is if they never play. Nice deke, Mister B! The writer Harlan Ellison once wrote that the two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Don’t tell Bettman about hydrogen – he’ll try to sell it an NHL franchise. Arthur Black Other Views A world where chupidity reigns My heart was warmed significantly last week when an anonymous donor paid nearly $150,000 in back taxes for Detroit’s Masonic Temple, one of the most beautiful concert venues I’ve ever had the pleasure of visiting. The temple is 14 floors high, consists of over 1,000 rooms and occupies an entire city block in the Cass Corridor area of Detroit, one of the city’s most historically significant sections. It is the largest Masonic Temple in the world. The building contains a number of recreational facilities, like a bowling alley, a pool hall and a swimming pool. However, most people know it for its three auditoriums and two ballrooms, which is where the Masonic Temple as a concert venue comes in. The first and only time I ever attended an event at the temple was just over a year ago when Detroit-born musician Jack White, of The White Stripes, played a handful of solo shows there. White, one of the biggest stars and most accomplished musicians in the world today, frequently fills arenas that hold 20,000 to 30,000 people, but when in his hometown of Detroit, he has always favoured the temple’s Scottish Rite Cathedral Theatre, which holds just over 1,500 people. White’s mother worked as an usher at the hall when he was a child. He said he always felt at home in the theatre. That feeling won’t be going away anytime soon, as last week White was outed as the anonymous donor, ponying up $142,000 of his own money to save the gorgeous building. In light of White’s generosity, the Masonic Temple Association announced that it would be renaming the Scottish Rite to the Jack White Theater. White spent his early days as a musician in Detroit, cutting his teeth at small local venues. He formed The White Stripes in 1997 and would continue playing music in the two- member band for over 10 years. One of the band’s most heralded tours was its cross-Canada tour, when White pledged to play a number of shows in every province and territory in the country, including impromptu shows at unlikely venues mere hours before he was set to take the stage. For example, the band played a show on the deck of the Arva Flour Mills building just north of London ahead of its show that night at the John Labatt Centre. They played other shows across the country at retirement centres, pool halls, bowling alleys and even a city bus during the tour. The tour was filmed for a documentary called Under Great White Northern Lights. In recent years, White moved to Nashville, alienating many Michiganders, who felt that White was leaving them, as well as his Detroit roots. It was around this time that White was credited with calling the Detroit music scene “super negative” which didn’t help his place with those in his hometown. However, year after year, White has shown that he hasn’t forgotten where he came from. Now, of course, Detroit is home to the Jack White Theater and it was just a few years earlier that White was revealed as the anonymous donor behind a $170,000 contribution to repairs to Detroit’s Clark Park, where White grew up playing baseball. When someone makes it big, there is a certain amount of pride shared by everyone in their hometown on behalf of that person. So when they don’t turn their back on where they came from, it makes for a sense of pride like none other. Good for Jack, and good for Detroit. Hometown pride Shawn Loughlin Shawn’s Sense Sometimes there are news stories which touch your heart or trouble your mind, the kind of story that stays with you for weeks because of how emotional it was or the problems that it creates in your brain. Other times there are stories that stay with you because of how ridiculously under-thought a decision was. Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s paint job for his Air Force Two (as I shall now call it) is one of those “what were they thinking?” stories that simply won’t leave my brain no matter how hard I try to play it off as unimportant. Picture, if you will, a landing strip at an airport. Picture one in Ireland, where a G8 meeting is being held this very week. Planes line up to drop off their dignitaries. There is Air Force One from the United States, there will be a plane from London, England, there will be planes from around the world and then Canada will show up. Now, up until a few weeks ago, Canada showing up would likely be the least controversial, least noticeable thing on that tarmac. The dignitary plane, which ferries people like Harper, or visiting dignitaries, or the Royal Family around the world and Canada, used to be a matte grey. It used to look very plain and belied the importance of the people in side. I appreciated that reality. I respected that reality. Instead of spending money or time to design a new paint job that somehow represented the incredibly diverse peoples of Canada, it was simply painted to serve the job it was doing. That, however, wasn’t good enough for the Government according to Harper. Recently, Harper had the plane painted to represent the Royal Canadian Air Force (RCAF). It now has a white top, a red streamer down the side and the bottom of the aircraft is a dark, dark blue. As a matter of fact, it’s a very similar blue to that of the Conservative Party over which Harper reigns. Now, I will certainly not argue that the RCAF symbol does contain a blue circle and a red maple leaf on a field of white, however I will argue that the blue (or it could be purple, I am loathe to admit it, but I’m colour blind. A colour blind photographer, they should write a book about me) is the lesser of all three colours. I will also argue that the plane now looks like the paint job given to the vehicles of very patriotic truck owners in the United States with the red, white and blue colour scheme. One might wonder why this would stick with me. Does it really matter if the plane looks more like its United States counterpart than it should? No, I guess not. Could this shameless plug of the leading party’s power lead to more votes for them in a coming election? I very much doubt it. Aside from the cost of the new paint job over the cost of reapplying the same business-suit like grey, will this really affect tax dollars? Not really. From every logical standpoint, this decision has next to no merit as something I should dwell on, however dwell I shall. I shall dwell because it’s an example of a government making decisions regardless of the wishes of its constituents. I shall dwell because, like when Harper attempted to rebrand the Canadian Government to Harper’s government, it shows a complete disregard for logic and for the people of this nation. Please, don’t get me wrong here. The conservative movement, notice I did not say the Conservative Party, holds a great many ideas that could be implemented and serve the nation well. The Conservative government, however, at the national level, continues to make decisions that seem to exist only to make their leader happy. Under Harper’s rule, people have been fired for refusing to use senseless monikers like “Canada’s New Government” and news releases are branded “Harper Government” despite policies which state that any renaming must include either the word Canada or the term The Government of Canada. To equate an entire people, an entire government, with the leading party’s figure head is irresponsible. It paints Canadians as many things that we just aren’t. We aren’t interested in cozying up to the United States and we aren’t interested in being known as the subjects of Harper. Whether we are conservative or liberal, or Conservative or Liberal or NDP or Green (notice the capitalization there, it’s of paramount importance), we are a people who should be represented by our government as a whole, not by one man or one face. I want to reiterate again that this isn’t a pro- liberal, pro-Liberal or anti-conservative stance to take. This is an anti-Harper rant. I’m tired of the Stephen Harpers and the Rob Fords of Canada being the ones that represent us on the international stage. Whether they are Liberal, Conservative, NDP, Green or one of the plethora of other parties that make up our grand democracy system, I want our next leader to be someone who doesn’t embarrass us. I don’t know who it is. It might be Justin Trudeau or it might be Tom Mulcair or it could be anyone else. Whoever it is, these self- important decisions need to stop and the government needs to start working for us, the people, not for the person in charge. Denny Scott Denny’s Den Red, white and blue? Plane crazy “No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.” - Nathaniel Hawthorne Final Thought