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SYNOPSIS
Jerry Clitheroe, 4 young English
man landing at a British port af
ter crossing the Atlantic, is arrest
ed under the mistaken impression
that he is an American crook nam
ed Tony Montelli, to whom he hears
a striking likeness.
Taking advantage of the resem
blance, Montelli misleads the pol
ice, and even his own wife, ‘who. is
known as
circles.
In the
American
Dallas, with whom Jerry is in love.
On comparing notes, however, the
young couple are made aware of
their own feelings for each other.
<(Now read on.)
“Slim Annie” in criminal
guise of Clitheroe, the
has flirted with 'Elise
CHAPTER VI
Jerry Clitheroe was
man
in-was very simply
Supt. Clewthers
Investigation Dept.,
Superintendent Clewtliens Calls
There was a visitpi' at the flat
long before
ready to receive callers, a
whose card
scribed:
Div.
Criminal
New Scotland Yard 0
Tel. Whitehall 1212
Mintey made the announcement
lugubriously and seemed to feel that
in the face-of such an emergency
his master ought to forego his morn
ing tub.
“Tell him to unglue his bowler
hat and wait until I’m clothed and
in my right mind,” he instructed.
“Begging your pardon, sir, but .
the—er—gentleman ’asn’t got no
■bowler ’at.”
“Then he can’t possibly be a
pukka detective. Heavens, Mintey,
- don’t you ever go to the cinema?
The trade-mark of a self-respecting
sleuth is that he never removes his
sloe-black derby by day or night,1
especially when on the trail.”
“H’l once saw ‘The H’exploits of
H’elaine,’ sir.”
“A dark secret revealed, O faith
ful seiwant, but one belonging to
the historic past.” '
“Yes, sir, H’l was younger then.
HT remember ’olding a young
woman’s ’and' at the time. H’episode
four it was.”
“Curb yourself or one of these
days I shall resort to blackmail,
using the murky revelation as a
lever. Don’t you ever feel curious
as to what transpired before episode
four, or what followed?” .
Mintey shuddered. “No, sir,” he
said fervently. “H’it was very dark
in the thea-ayttre and h’l’m afraid
I proposed matrimony.”
‘Congratulations!”
“Thank you, sir. H’it was a very
narrow ’ h’escape. H’l. 'ave .not
.been inside such a place since.”
Jerry laughed. He was in high
spirits. In the middle of brushing
his hair Jerry did pause to wonder
what could have brought a C.I.D.
man to see him. Probably it was
a matter of routine, or maybe to
establish once and for all his iden
tity. 0
Meanwhile, Superintendent Clew
thers waited patiently. He was a
sparely-built man, wearing a
ris tweed sports jacket with
flannel trousers.
“No hat at all,” he greeted
when that individual finally emerg
ed from his dressing room.
“So you overheard! Sorry to
keep you such a time.”
“Quite all right, Mr. Clitheroe.
I’m in no hurry. These flats aren’t
.conversation-proof, you know.”
' “Breakfasted?”
“Two hours ago, thanks, but I’ll
be glad to join you in a cup of
fee.”
The superintendent chatted
ually during the progress of
meal, proving himself to
interesting companion,
they had reached the
•stage did he mention the
his presence,
‘Headquarters, it appeared, had
found the existence of a double to
Tony Montelli decidedly disturbing.
It opened up so many possibilities
for a versatile crook.
‘How come?” Jerry asked.
Clewthers inspected a glowing ash
critically. “For instance,” lie said
softly, “Mrs. Cedricson was dining
at the Cosmopolite last night.”
“Afraid I’ve never heard of the
lady.”
Har-
gray
r
J erry"
cof-
cas-
the
be a most
Not until
cigarette
reason for I
>
)
I
Wife Qf the soap-flake king.
Cedrkson’s soup circles’—they nev
er fail to foam?'
“Artful alliteration, eh! But I
don’t see what that’s got to do with
Tony or me.”
“Only that her diamond pendant
is as famous as her husband’s soap,
and while you can buy the latter
foi* twopence-half-penny per packet
from any grocery store, the former
isn’t to be picked up so easily.”
“Sounds to me like a riddle.”
“The answer is that
picked it up last night all
“Tony Montelli?”
The superintendent
“Can’t answer that,”
“One of our
in the vestibule.”
“Yes, I know, I spoke to her.”
Superintendent Clewthers appear
ed to find* his cigarette more fas
cinating than ever. “Our chaps,
thought it was you," he went on,
“At first they believed it was Tony,
and was waiting a suitable oppor
tunity to nab him.. Unfortunately
we’ve got to be specially careful now
in case you get in the way.”
“I say, that’s darned awkward!"
“Very—for everybody concern
ed. You’re quite sure it was you?”
“Absolutely!”
“H’m! Know
well?”
“Never clapped
my knowledge.”
“How long
Montelli?”
“Three or
me a visit in
ruefully at the reflection.
‘ “Why?”’ .
“Because she thought I was her
husband, or so she said. There was
a paragraph in the newspapers
which had put hei1 on the track. Ac
cording to her story he had dodged
away as soon as they arrived in
England, and she was anxious to
bite^his head off.”
“Played old Harry, did she?”
“Well, er, I’d rather not ’go into
that. Then, last night, I noticed
her at the Cosmopolite, and decid
ed to have a chat before she made
any .more uncomfortable mistakes.”
Clewthers nodded. “That hangs
together,” he -conceded. “We’ve
learned that your other-self spent
some time at Holmsfield Terrace
while you were otherwise engaged.”
“Evidently you know the whole
thing by now.”
“Most of it, I hope,” the detective
agreed,
must -be
purposes
must be
“Strikes me it’s *up to you people
to keep them from eventualizing.”
‘Exactly my<i view. I’ve been
leading up to* that. We’ve got to
be in a position to differentiate you
fr.om Montelli on sight.”
Jerry stared. “Hanged if I know
how you’re goipg to manage that, ’
he remarked.
The detective admitted it was
difficult,. “The chief thought you
might agree to have a secret mark
tatooed in an agreed position, which
would give us something to recog
nize. you by.”
“Oh, your chief thought that, did
he?”
“Might save you a lot of bother,
sir!” • • ’
“No, I'm damned if I will.”
“Somehow I thought you’d ob
ject. Well, I can’t blame you. Lots
of people dislike being tattooed.”
“Think of
tively refuse
tured in my
the police.”
“All right, sir, all right! We
can’t force you.”
“Montelli" has an appendicitis
scar.”
“Means a lot of undressing, sir,
though it’s an almost perfect means
of identification. Gan’t always ex
pect to find -our matt in -a bath with
a handy keyhole in the door.”
“Good heavens, you didn’t—”
“Lots of snooping has to be done
in my game, Mr. Clitheroe.”
“Yes, I noticed you got my name
right first time we spoke.”
A faint flicker of a smile twitch
ed the corners of the superinten
dent’s mouth. “No bullet mark on
the upper arm,” he murmured.
“That was good enough for me.”
Jerry began to laugh, then stop
ped thoughtfully. “Aren’t you ask
ing bather a lot of questions?” he
demanded.
someone
right,”
; frowned,
he replied,
men saw Slim Annie
Montelli fairly
eyes on him to
superintendent Clewthers sighed,
“"When there are two of ypu it gets
so troublesome,”
“Look what a mess we could all get
into if you were 'to
“Well, of all Lhe-
“No offence intended. As a sen
sible man you must appreciate that
we have to -consider every conceiv
able eventuality,”
‘Meaning that I’m under suspi
cion as it is?”
“Deal* me no. That would be
going too far.”
“J should jolly well think it
would!”
“Then we need not bring it into
the foreground.”
“Meaning that it’s
where out of sight,”
“Good gracious,
jump to conclusions,
intendent rose to go, holding out his
hand in the friendliest possible
manner. At the door he hesitated.
“Do you know,” he called back,
“what I should do if I happened to
be Tony Montelli?”
“Not the foggiest!”
“Why I’d just creep into your
place one dark night while you were
fast asleep and neatly slit the lobe
of your right ear, Not to<o
but enough to notice.”
“The devil you would?”
“Like a shot. That’s
he remarked.
collaborate-"
•n
lurking some-
sir, how you
’ The super-
neatly,
have you known Mrs.
days. She paidfour
prison.” Jerry, grinned
“And mighty .awkward it
for you. One lot of cross
can lead to others, as you
aware.”
something else. I posi-
to have pictures punc-
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where
friend Tony has another of his mul
titudinous scars. Youi’ being with
out must be a constant source of in
convenience.”
“I know. Thanks for the tip. .In
future I’ll make a habit ,of keeping
all doors locked.”
“He’s a genius for getting into
locked Vooms,” the superintendent
“Specialized in it
see you
locked Vooms,"
said sombrely,
since boyhood. Well, I’ll
again before long.”
“That’s what I’m afraid
His'exit left Jerry in a
depressed frame of mind.
CHAPTER VII
of.”
consider
ably
The Green. Eye Winks
Habitual lawbreakers probably
become accustomed to being under
■constant surveillance, until they .ac
cept the following detectives in
much the same manner as a homely
suburbanite does the company of a
pet dog. Or it may be that crim
inals, being notoriously unintelli
gent outside the sphere of their
professional activities, are able to
promenade in happy ignorance of
an accompanying 'shadow.
Jerry Clitheroe gave intensive
consideration to these points of
view for he found that the ever
watchful eye -of the law cramped
his style. As a well-behaved citi
zen he -disliked tire succession of
keen-eyed men who kept an eye
on his home, trailed- him discreet
ly out of doors and sat near him
in public places.
Sometimes the disguise would be
that of a taxi-driver lounging in
the terrace and deliberately .refusing
all offers of fares, unless the pros
pective passenger happened to be the |
•man under observation, upon which
he would brighten up in thankful
ness of labours eased by a kindly
providence.
At other times it would be a
match seller, a bootblack, a neatly-
attired individual with a rolled inn«
brella not out of place. in a tube
train, or a man-about-town. able to
fit'into the exclusive evening scene.
Jerry got to know the type and
even took to passing the time .of day
with some of the boi’ed watchers. -
Occasionally,' as a relief to pent
up feelings, he gave them a good
run for their money, twisting and
turning on his tracks without ever
properly shaking them off. The
nearest* approach he ever had of
temporary freedom was when he
■dashed down to Maidenhead, hired
a boat and found some glee in entic
ing an incongruously disguised po
liceman into - another skiff. As a
peddlar of laces the man had not
been out of place in Helmsfield Ter
race. On the Thames he cut a sor
ry figure, both in regard to appear
ance and sculling ability. s
As a consequence of this escapade^
Superintendent
call.
“You’ve been
bit of a dance,"
ing no attempt
that the police
Jerry-chuckled,
them appear to. be out of condition,”
he retorted. “Anyway I’m fed up
with having half the force cammed
on my doorstep. I've noted five re
gulars already.”
Clewthers shook his head re
proachfully. “That’s bad,” he said.
“They’re supposed to be unobtru
sive. Altogether the rota compris
es seven men, so there's only a
couple escaped observation,”
“Seven! Gosh! This must be cost
ing the country a pretty penny, and
all for nothing'?*
“I’m only doing my duty, Mr,
Clitheroe.”
“So I keep hearing. Dash it all,
I believe yon dofsdspect me in .some
peculiar way.” »
' '<#>............. ." .......
“Well, sir, as I mentioned before,
there are distinct possibilities in this twin stunt.” I
“We’re not twins. Tony is ne
relation. I ^an’t help it if we hap*,
pen to look alike.” (
“Admitted! There are many things 1
you can’t help. For instance, the
theft of Lady Hixton’s pearls," (
“What’s that?” (
“Lady Hixton’s pearls, sir. Two,
days ago, at the Beisise-”
“Good heavens, I was there!” •
“Exactly,” the Superintendent;
muttered grimly. “You. were at the;
Belsize at, or about, the same time
that the theft took place.”
Dangerous Intrigue
“Am I supposed to have taken
these jewels?” Jerry demanded ang
rily.
Superintendent Clewthers bit his
lip.
“I hadn’t gone so far as to say
that,” he retorted. “But yon hap
pened to be at the Belsize, when
Lady Hixton’s pearls were taken,
and at the Cosmopolite when Mrs,
■Cedricson was robbed of her pen
dant, So was Slim Annie—on both
occasions.”
“I didn’t see her.”
“Fortunately for you. And a '
good thing that our man had you
under his eye all the time. ’ Think
that oyer. Another odd circum
stance is that Tony Montelli has
.gone right out of sight, but Jerry
Clitheroe is very much in the lime
light.”
"Whew, you are getting person
al!"
Clewthers spread his arms, palms
upwards. “I'm prepared to place all
my cards on the table,” he remark*
ed. “We’re -under no delusions as
■to your identity. Before you went
to America nothing was known
against you except two motoring
convictions foi* exceeding the speed
limits."
“Ah I Be sure your sins will find
you out. When I was in Oxford,
they pipped me for scorching on a.'
bicycle. Add that to the awful re- '
cord.”
The superintendent ignored the
levity.
“On returning to this- country,”
he continued, “you became involved
in a highly mysterious combina
tion of circumstances. Suspicious J
people might even .conclude ; that
something more t'hap. physical re
semblance existed between Tony
Montelli the American crook and
Jerry Clitheroe the wealthy young
Englishman.”
“Meaning?” ’
“Several things. A joint plan
of campaign at the worst or, at the
best from your viewpoint, Tony tak
ing advantage of the coincidence to
further his own ends. , We even had
to take into account the contingency
of an innocent Mrs Clitheroe being
impersonated, only that is ruled out
because of known scars. Now, I
think, you will understand why
daren't let you out of our sight,
make the best ot it.” . •
“Can I ask you something,
man to man, superintendent?”
“Go ahead!”
* “What are your personal con
elusions?”
“H’m!, Hardly fair, but I’ll te;.l
you. My idea is that you’re an inno
cent intervener and Montelli is play-
Which leads me to
tail-
our
plan
this
Wherever you are
i
i
Clewthers paid a
leading our chaps a
he complained, mak-
to conceal the fact
were involved.
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of all, 1 am the conscience of Can
ada, And I must be heard.
I have never become “an instru
ment of government policy”. I
have never—as in certain countries
—been used to blackout the truth.
No hidden power has used me, as
in Germany, to stifle the kindlier
instincts of a whole people, rouse
barbaric passions and set
tramping the long red road,
secret voices made me
as in France, while a
tion died.
I am not infallible. _
weaknesses for I am of you etnd by
you, but I also have your steadfast
strength. Sometimes T have slum
bered, complacent, and then wrongs
were done. But I have always awak
ened. I am the conscience
ada—your conscience—and
be heard.
I bid you have faith in
I tell you Democracy is not on trial.
It is not .outmoded, worn out, fin
ished. It is still the newest thing
on earth; too new even to be fully
understood. All else is a throwback
to medievalism, cynicism, despon
dency and despair.
I tell you the Dominion of Can
ada is not on trial. It is rather we
who are on trial. It is our faith,
our courage that is being put4to the
test and will be .put to the test in
. ’ . • Perhaps, Caught
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Later, Jerry was not so optim- Relative. Maybe we shall forget that
istic. Mrs. Montelli provided the! wbile the burden of" responsibility
additional worry by seeking him outi always rests heavy on the shoulders
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thought it rather thrilling, and
amused herself by trying to pick out
potential detectives among people!
in the vicinity.
This was all very well at first,
After a time it began to pall for
there are evident disadvantages for
two young people, newly engaged,
to be aware of constant overlooking.
“I feel like a hunted creature, old thing,” he grumbled. “Makes! the^years to come,
me dream at night.” : . -.
istic.
“It can’t last” for ’ever,”’she' eyed vOices of the demagogues.
“Before long the’. PerlraPs> softened by ease, corrup-
at his home. Loneliness was the!
reason, she explained. Tony had
gone off and left her again, a 'habit
of his. ,
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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PARKHILL STORES TO CLOSE
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOONS
Merchants of Parkhill -will close
their, places of 'business on Wednes
day .affernoons throughout the year
with the exception of the month of
December. More than 60 per cent
of the proprietors, excepting dry
goods and butcher shops, signed the
petition;.
we
so
ing up to it.
a very important reason for
ing you. One of these days
mutual friend is going to
something big under cover of
cursed likeness.
things are likely to happen, and it’s
as well to be prepared for eventu
alities.”
After this Jerry accepted the spy
ing in a resigned moOd, and could
even laugh about it with Elise, Who
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as long as I am free to speak,
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enced, for when you silence .me you
silence your own heart. I must not
be enslaved, for when yon enslave
me you are alone, cut off from real
ity, abandoned by truth , at the bot
tom of a black pit of horror- and.
fantasy. Gag me and your children
will .never know thev Canada you
have known. Keep me free and you
Will be free and God will “make us
mightier yet”.
; I look insignificant enough on
your doorstep .or in your mail box,
yet I am your link of understanding
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DIRECTORS
W. H. COATES .................... Exeter
JOHN HACKNEY ... Klrkton R. 1
ANGUS SINCLAIR ...Mitchell R. 1
WM. HAMILTON ... Cromarty R.» 1
- agents
JOHN ESSERY ............... Centralia
Alvin l. Harris..........Mitchell
THOS. SCOTT ................ Cromarty
USBORNE & HIBBERT MUTUAL
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY
SECRETARY-TREASURER
B. W. F, BEAVERS .... Exeter
GLADMAN & STANBURY • '
Solicitors, Exeter
Jones was sitting With his wife
behind a palm 'Oh a hotel veranda
late one night when a young man
and a girl .came and sat down on a
bench near them. The young man.
began td‘ tell the girl how pretty
and goad and lovable he thought
she was. Hidden behind the palm,
Mrs. Jones whispered to her hus
band: “Oh John, he doesn’t know
we’re here and he’s going to pro
pose. Whistle to warn
“What for?” said Jones,
whistled to warn me.”
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Butler; “Your car is at
sir.”
Guest: “i know, I hear
Ing.”
him/’
“Nobody
the door,
It knock-
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