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Amalgamated THE CLINTON NEWS-RECORD 1924
Published every Thursday at the Est. 1881
Heart of Huron county ,
Clinton, ()Marie ,-,L+ Population 3,369
A. tOrl-QUHOLIN, Publisher
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WILLIAM" BATTEN, Editor
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IT 11AS 'BEEN :refreshing to note
that the Royal Canadian Legion has
given suPpOrt to flying the Red Ensign
as Canada's flag, and the Clinton branch
recently SuPPorted this move by hoist-
ing the Red Ensign on their flag pole.
There is no guarantee that, this will
curtail the continnal debate as to which
flag should flutter in the Canadian
breezes and there will always be those
who will contend we should fly the
Union jack or design an entirely new
and distinctive Canadian banner,
However, the veterans are tp be
commended for their realistic decision
, to take a positive stand and it is to be
hoped Canadians follow this example
and bring an end to this non-sensical
bickering.
Perhaps the Canadian Legion will
continue on with their positive thinking
and will take a definite stand on our
National Anthem so our rising genera-
tion will know exactly what song they
are to sing as well as which flag they
are to salute.
The continuing debate does little
to indicate we are only four years away
from the mature age of 100 years, and
in fact would indicate we are little more
than in our second childhood.
A nation's prestige among her
world • neighbors is certainly not built
up or enhanced one iota by the design
of the flag she honours or the anthems
she sings, but is better served by con-
crete and. decisive action such as the
Legion has shown.
Our neighbors around the world
must surely question our ability to come
WHEN READERS gleefully point
out obvious errors appearing in news-
papers; they seldom stop to consider
that for /every error of one letter there
are thousands of letters correctly print-
ed. It is so easy for a linotype operator
to set a wrong letter and for a proof
reader to , miss the mistake. You would
be surprised what embarrassing state-
ments can be published simply by print-
ing , one, little letter wrong.
Here, for example, are some slips
that passed in the type:
"No date has been set for the bed-
ding of the couple."
"Our paper carried the notice last
week that Mr. -is a defective in the
police force. This was a typographical
error, Mr. — is really a detective in
the police farce."
"For Sale — Young dressed birds.
Absolutely clean and .ready for the
rooster."
"Piano for Sale — By Southern
lady with carved mahogany legs." ,
THE FOLLOWING editorial taken
from the St. Marys Journal-Argus is
one that could be considered appropri-
ate in most communities and certainly
some readers in the Clinton area should
take time to consider -the "moral re-
sponsibility" as outlined by the writer:
Hedges, picket fences and high grass
or weeds throughout the town and coun-
try are causing an increasing hazard on
streets and roadways' as anyone who
drives a vehicle today can testify. There
are many intersections in St. Marys
where visibility as to oncoming traffic
is obscured by one or more of these
obstructions, and on many country roads
the tall grass and weeds cause a loss
THE WAY to prevent traffic acci-
dents, according to highway authorities,
is to publicize as a deterrent the spec-
tacle of the possible consequence of a
mishap — broken cars, broken bodies,
wrecked lives. But to prevent cancer,
should the same technique be followed?
According to the Canadian Cancer
Society, education is the key to such
prevention because the sooner treat-
ment of cancer is started, the better
the patient's chances of survival. Con-
vincing the public that they should see
their doctor about unusual bodily symp-
toms as soon as possible after noticing
them, according to the society, pays
dividends.
For example, in one specific study
of 12,500 breast cancer cases, for pat-
ients who had delayed less than a month
to start treatment, 50 percent had in-
volvement of the glands under the arm,
thus necessitating more radical surgery
than would otherwise be necessary; but
among those who delayed six months or
more, nearly 70 percent had such in-
THE CLINTON NEW ERA
Est. 1865
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up with paramotmt decisions needed in,
the world today if we can't even agree
among ourselves on such A minor clues,
00 as a flag.
While the Clinton Branch of the
Canadian .Legion has a brilliant new
Red Ensign fluttering in the breeze,.
visitors to Clinton mist wonder what
country they have entered when they
view "the thing" on the staff at -the
town
Even:after hours perusing the the
pictures of flags of all nations,, it is
doubtful if they would find one that
resembles the predominately blue-grey
banner with pink and grey stripes, Al-
though the markings are Similar to the
Union Jack, the "tail" that hangs de-
jectedly from the. end would perhaps
indicate that some youngster merely
• had his kite caught on a pole and had
to leave it there to battle .the elements:
If you've missed the point of our
facetious (but true) description, we can
sum it up by stating that it is a dis-
grace, and surely no flag at all would
be much better.
It is to be hoped that this thriving
community 'has not reached such
ancial embarrassment that it can not
afford a new flag. If the purse strings
can be loosened we suggest it be done
immediately and we hope- the Red En,
sign would be used as a replacement, in
continuity with the banner at the
Legion.
If no money is available, certainly
the most patriotic thing that could be
done would be to haul the "flag" down
and give it a patriotic burial. '
"Beauty rest Mattress for sale by
detached Government girl stuffed with
feathers."
"English bull terrier for sale. Eats
anything. Very fond of children."
"The ladies of the Church have cast
off clothing of all kinds. They may be
seen in the basement of the Church on
Thursday evening."
"Other restaurants have increas-
ed their prices but our dinners are the
shame as before."
"Due to the newsprint shortage,"
says a Utah newspaper, "we postpone
a number of births until next week."
"The new bride is 20 feet wide from
buttress to buttress."
"Mrs. Robbins, president of the
Women's Club, announces that on Wed-
nesday, 15th June, the final meeting will
be hell."
• "Frank Cape is at the Massachusetts
General Hospital. He is suffering from
head injuries and shock caused by com-
ing into contact with a live wife."
of vision which could quite well result
in serious accidents.
It would seem that those who are
concerned with the condition of• roads
and streets might also consider this
matter of visibility and take action to
have conditions corrected.
Individuals should be asked to co-
operate with the municipalities to see
that obstructions are not placed in the
line of vision 'of motorists and in some
cases of pedestrians. This kind of co-
operation might pay off in fewer acci-
dents hereabout in the future.
If someone is killed at one of these
blind intersections, will not the moral
responsibility be at least partially that
of the property owner?
volvement.
Another startling fact is this: skin
cancer is generally accepted to be one
hundred percent curable—if caught on
time. And yet, in 1961 a total of 145
Canadians died from skin cancer. What
prevented these 145 men, women and
children from seeking treatment early?
Ignorance, in some cases, but fear in
.most.
Trying to find out what Canadians
themselves thought to be the reason
for such delay, the Canadian Cancer
Society conducted a poll and asked of
a sampling' of Canadian women: "What
are the chief reasons for delay in seek-
ing advice when cancer can be suspect-
ed?" According to 75 percent of those
questioned, the chief reason was fear.
Obviously, then, if fear keeps
people away from the doctor, we cannot
put cancer in the same category as acci-
dents. People triu.st be convinced of the
need for action without alarming them
unduly. —Exeter Times-Advocate.
During the summer, and
especially in a lake area such
as we live in, one sees a great
number of boats. Boats on the
lake, on the rivers, on the tops
of cars or being .pulled by cars;
not to mention the freighters
and larger launches and yachts
you may see in the many harb-
ors in our vicinity.
Many people are tremendous:
ly fascinated by travel on the
water. Personally, I am fond
of it and find there is a feel-
ing of freedom and suspension
such as is never , experienced
anywhere else.
Today, as I write these few
lines there is a wonderful
breeze blowing from the west
and several sailing vessels are
skimming over the lake. What
a pretty sight, with their white
sails full. Their flight is so
similar to the gulls which circle
above them..
While we may. all wish to
spend some leisure time on a
pleasure boat, and since this is
an age of travel, it is an inter-
esting fact that the word "ship"
is contained in many of our
words. We'should try to travel
through life on these "ships"
as much as possible—Friend-
ship, Stewardship, Citizenship,
Worship.
Are you friendly to people
you meet, or do you lack the
ability to make them feel wel-
come in your presence? Over-
come this as quickly as pos-
sible, simply with a smile and
a word of greeting, even a
comparative stranger will soon
say, "There is a really friendly
man."
The word "steward" is defin-
ed as one who administers the
property and affairs of anoth-
er. We are all living from day
to day by the will of Goa, and
all our talents or abilities and
gifts from Him. Let us use
them wisely and well to prove
we are good stewards, Do not
waste these gifts, but' practice
systematic giving of them to
the benefit of your home,
church and community.
Citizenship is the responsi-
bility each adult must accept
for the privilege of living in the
country. One of the meanings
Webster lists in his dictionary
for the word "citizen" is "free-
man" and taken literally, if we
wish freedom, we must obey
the laws of our country, city
or town; we must vote in our
elections and keep ourselves in-
formed of the actions of our
legislators and their legislation.
We have a duty to bring Chris-
tian principles to bear upon our
civic life, and we should do our
Utmost to make Canada a coun-
try filled with understanding,
brotherhood and peace,
The one "ship" which sums
up all the previously mentioned
and is the basis for each of the
above, is "worship". The late
Archbishop William Temple de-
fined worship in these words:
"To worship is to quicken the
conscience by the holiness of
God; to feed the mind with the
truth of God; to purge the in-i-
agintition by the beauty of
CLINTON' LADIES
PLAN PICNIC
The August meeting of the
Clinton WI will be held at the
Clinton Park on Thursday,
August 22, This being the an-
nual grandmothers' picnic, the
roll Call will be "grandmother's
remedies", The prograin is in
charge of Mrs. L. Forest, Mrs.
H. Monaghan, Mrs. D, Gliddon,
Mrs. 0, Bewley, Mrs. j. Liver-
more.
The social cohunittee will be
in charge of hilich.
In case of disagreeable wea ,
titer, the meeting will be in the
board room of the agriculture
Office,
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God; to' open the heart to
love of God; and to devote
will to God."
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Bill Smiley Says . . .
If you hear any rude noises
while you're reading this col-
umn, pay no attention. It will
merely be my stomach trying
to remind me that I am not
the Emperor Nero.
For the past couple of weeks,
I've been trying to convince
the old grocery chute, through
one orgy after another, that
it could handle anything I
chose to throw into it; half-
raw steak on top of skunky
beer, raspberries and ice cream
on top of gin and lemon.
All. I'm trying to say is that
we poor people, simply because
wellave some summer holidays,
shotfldn't start acting as
though ' life were just a gay,
mad whirl, a big bowl of cav-
iar. It's more like a blind st-
agger, a bowl of cornflakes.
• * * *
As our most recent carload
of old-friend visitors fades into
the exhaust fumes, and I have
a shaky farewell, I can't help
thinking nostagically of those
good old days when I was a
weekly editor, and had one
week's vacation a year. Every-
thing was so simple. You went
to the editor's annual convent-
ion, tottered home looking and
feeling like a skeleton, and
went happily back to work for
another fifty-one weeks.
Now that I have those longer
holidays that used to look so
golden, I realize that man is a
creature of toil, and is happier
and better when he has his
nose to the old grindstone, his
shoulder to the good old wheel,
and his feet planted es tatically
in that good, old; familiar rut.
Lengthy summer holidays,
and I say it with deliberation,
are a menace to health, wealth
morale and marriage.
Take health. When my holi-
days began, I was in good
shape. Just the usual smoker's
hack, crocked knee, touch of
bursitis in the shoulder, and
aching back. But deaf' of mind,
steady of nerve, Today, I'm
a wreck, My sunburn is peel-
ing, my stomach is snarling
like a scalded cat, and every
time a car stops outside our
placeI run and hide in the
attic,
My wife is in even worse
condition. When holidays began
she vvas,pale but perky. Today
she is brown on the outside,
but a whimpering ' shadow,
within. And no wonder. Just
the other day, for example,
she was about to step from a
dock onto the deck of a mil-
lionaire's cruiser. The gentle-
man, who can run eight comp.;
antes with one hand behind
him, can't run his boat. As
she stepped, he put it in re-
verse, by accident,
And there was the Old Girl„
with only ten feet of air be-
tween her and fourteen feet
of water, It Was like one of
those cartoon comedies in wh-
ich the hero runs off the edge
of a cliff and keeps running
in air for a second until he
looks down. T Might add that
she didn't have her swimming
-attire on.
She'll never be the same girl:
Ori the way to her watery
welcome, she hit the dock a
couple of good Ones, losifig ab
out a foot of skin off her Orin,
arid picking up a bruise on bet
'nice tanned lt,g the size Of a
grapefruit arid, nett day the
colour of baboOn's bottom:
She's off millibtidite boat dr,
Surrener-tiree . and the
livin' is eeeeeezy,- That's what
the roan 'said in the song, I
beg to differ, Today, a typical
summer day at the .5miley's,
we've got a girl going to camp,
a boy going to the dogs, a
dog going to the vet's, a
mother going around the bend,
and a father going to seed,
And the livin' is anything
but easy, We have spent all
our money except the last
baby bonus, and there's a
month to be put in before we
get the next paycheck.
Kim is in the next room,
getting ready to go to camp.
To hear her talk, in the pre-
ceding weeks, her fortnight at
camp is the only oasis in the
bleak and dreary desert which
comprises the life of a kid
going into Grade 8. Her meth-
od of preparing for camp is
a familiar one to many par-
ents. She's lying on her bed
reading comic books.
Six weeks ago our son was
an earnest Grade 11 student
who practised the piano three
hours a day, beginning at 7
am., did his homework, re-
ceived a ,nominal allowance
went to bed at a reasonable
hour, and eschewed the comp-
any of females. Now he is an
orange-piler in one of our
mighty chain stores, and as a
result, wealthy," a devotee of
the midnight dance, and as live-
ly as a log until noon, time
ivers for life.
Take wealth, When we began
these holidays, I had two
months' salary to put me
through the, summer. At the
end of one month, I had no
months' salary and a session
with the bank manager.
It seems that when you're
working, you can't spend mon-
ey. When you're not, you can't.
Most people save up for their
holidays and blow the lot on
a glorious two weeks doing
something, or staying some-
where, they can't afford. Try
doing this for two months.
Take morale. Frankly after
six weeks off the job, I have
become a total slab. It rhyms
but it doesn't reason. My total
accomplishment, on projects
around the house, has been the
erection of a twenty-foot cl-
othesline. The book I was going
to write this summer has turn-
ed into a comic book. My wife
laughs every time I mention'
it. Children imitate. When the
kids see their old man lolling
in a lawn chair looking at the
trees, they lie down on the
uncut lawn and do the same.
* *
As for marriage, you can
take it, too. Lengthy holidays
put more strain on a marriage
than drink, gambling or other
women, I won't go into details.
But lady, how would you like
to run a motel-without-rates
with one hand, and try to dir-
ect a lazy, unshaven brute
with the other? Dad, how
would you like two months of
togetherness with the old bat-
tleaxe? I leave it to your
imagination,
If this is what a long holi-
day is like, I sure hope I die
before I retire.
to go to work.
Today is his day off, and he's
down at the beach giving the
teen-age tourist girls a treat,
or he's tearing around in, some
delinquent's car, or he's trying
to drown, himself on some-
body's water-skis out in the
bay. Who knows? His Parents
don't. We'll be lucky if he's
home in time to eat his usual
eight pounds of supper before
he casually mentions that he's
off to the dance at' the local
sin-pit.
41 *
As for, our little black span-
lel, Playboy, he's more confus-
ing than anybody. Recently he
Jost an eye when he got smart
with a tomcat, He was at the
vet's for a couple of weeks,
while the damage was repaired.
Now each time he gets out of
the yard, he vanishes smartly,
and no amount of whistling or
bone-waving will recall him.
Ten minutes later, we get a
call from the vet. "Have you
seen your dog lately? No?
Well, he's back again."
He has fallen in love with
either the vet or some dimpled
lady dog who was in hospital
with him, because he goes har-
ing off to the vet's, seven
blocks away,.every time he gets
loose.
And he gets loose much too
often. This week he fell fran-
tically in love with a vast, tired,
nine-year-old male boxer who
was visiting, with friends. It
was pitiful. Playboy did eVery-
thing but sing Indian Love Call
to prove his passion. The box-
er was bored.
Today the pup is sitting on
his rump in the yard, glaring
with appalling ferocity about
his domain, while the black
squirrels, cats, and butterflies,
secure in the knowledge that he
couldn't lick a baby robin with
wings tied behind its back, flirt
about on the lawn just out of
reach. ,,, *
Downstairs, my wife is fuss-
ing and cussing over the iron-
ing, the sewing .en of labels,
the searching for last year's
sleeping beg. This is on the
top level,
Below that she is stewing
over the visitors arriving to,
morrow; the fact that we den't
know what time .Kiro's boat
leaves for camp, and the
nation that the new clothesline
I installed at the cost of corn,
plete damnation of my soul
(swearing) doesn't work worth
a diddle. There are sveral
other levels, deeper clown.
Within the last hour, we've
had at the garden gate several
callers. The first was , a vast,
happy, plastered, commercial
fisherman, who wanted to know
where the piano was. It was
his birthday, and he caught a
dozen lake trout. It turned out
that .a lady a block away was
advertising a baby grand for
Sale. You figure out why a
commercial fisherman, drunk,
wanted to buy a baby grand.
* *
Another apparition was a
tourist woman. Her car had
stopped just beside our garden,
She said, her daughter was a
cyclic vomiter, whatever that
is, and the kid had been in the
hospital all day, and it was
so hot and her husband was at
the cottage, and she couldn't
get the car started and wha,
wha-wha, she started to bawl.
I fetched a mechanic.
And just 10 minutes ago I
received a call from Old Blink-
er, and old air force friend of
mine who is a rim-racked,
brass-bound alcoholic. Said he
was in Elmburg (real name
Elmvale) only 18 miles away,
and thought he Might as well
give me a hoot,
What else could I do? I ask-
ed him up for a couple of days,
It was only after I hung up,
and saw my wife's face, that
I remembered our former rec-
tor and his wife had been ask-
ed to spend the identical pair of
days with us.
Summertime . . . and the
livin' is eeeeeezy.
One Little Letter Makes A Difference
Owner's Moral Responsibility?
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