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THE EXETER TIMES-ADVOCATE
DISCOURAGED?POWER
easiest thing in the
of us is to become
The Ontario Rifle Championship was won for 1938 with Mossbery Rifles by Clinton at
Clinton with the highest possible score of 1500 points. What could a boy appreciate more
than the gift of one of these rifles at the amazingly low price of $7,95.
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EXETER
Wed 40 Years ; A CANADIAN’S EXPECTATION OF
LIFE D. L. & W
An estimable couple, Mr. and Mrs.
Herbert Castle, marked their for
tieth wedding anniversary by hold
ing a reception, at their home at
Clinton on Wednesday afternoon last
Herbert Castle and Martha Liver
more were married on. Wednesday
the 7th of December 1898, at Clin
ton by Rev. W. Murdock. They farm
ed in Goderich township for a few
years and afterward resided in Lon
don. In (1925 they returned to Clin
ton and have since then made their
home there. They have one son, Clif
ford Castle, manager of the Canada
Packers’ branch at
and one daughter,
cent, Clinton. Mr.
were the recipients
beautiful gifts from indivduals and
from a group of friends and neigh
bors. In the evening a dinner was
served at which the immediate
mily connections were present.
Mount Forest,
Mrs. J. H. Vin-
and Mrs. Castle
of a number of
fa-
5,000 EXTRA TO HANDLE
CHRISTMAS MAU.
The postman’s bag grows heavier
each day as Christmas approaches
and the post office department an
nounced there would be plenty of
help for him within a few days. The
week preceding Christmas will see
about 8,000 extra employees hard at
work in post office across the coun
try speeding Christmas cards
gifts through the annual rush.
The extra help to be taken on
•year shows an increase of about
compared with 7,594 ‘supernumaries’
of last ’Christmas. They will work
approximately from December 20 th
to December 26th and the temporary
jobs 'will bring them a Christmas
windfall averaging about $20 each.
Total cost last year was $171,000 for
the extra help, apart from such
items as overtime pay checks for the
regular staff.
and
this
599
A fat man bumped into a rather
lean gentleman. "From the looks
of you," he said beligerently, "there
must have been a famine."
"And from the looks of you,” re
plied the lean gent, "you’re the guy
who caused it.”
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Scranton Blue Coal
■Probably the
world for most
discouraged.
It’s inevitable
another we feel
being wasted and that it isn’t much
use to try any longer.
Did you know that when Abraham
Lincoln was 44, he wrote a letter to
a friend declaring that his career
seemed doomed to disappointment,
and expressing discouragement in the
strongest possible terms?
Not all of us, of course, can rise
from our discouragement to do what
Lincoln did.
But it’s worth remembering. It
ought to help spur us on to new en
deavor the next time we think we’re
out of luck.
A wise crack isn’t so impressive
if the other fellow listened to
same radio program you did.
* * *
Totem poles of the American
dians were monuments to their dead
and were not their* *
At 40, a man is
pher or a capialist.
* SJS
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the
In-
idols.
*
either a philoso-
However, as we
In most countries women seem to
live longer than men, and this is true
in Canada. At birth the difference
in expectation of life is two years in
favour of the girl infant, although
after the first year the advantage is
somewhat reduced,
follow their course through life we
find that this lower female mortality
disappears about the age of 23 and
gives way to a distinctly lower male
mortality. In fact the female mor
tality keeps rising above the male
mortality until the maximum differ
ence is reached at the age of 31. At
that age it begins to fall with respect
to' males until at the age of 42 it
falls below and remains below male
mortality for the rest of life.
There is little doubt that this high
er female mortality, which occurs
at the point of life when the risks
attached to childbirth are most pres
et, is related to, it not brought on
entirely by such risks. It is gratify
ing to note that it decreased conside-
ably between 1921 and 1931.
It is rather remarkable that each
of the five geographical divisions of
Canada tells very nearly the same
with regard to the difference between
male and female mortality in the
Dominion as a whole. There is,
however, one exception. British Col
umbia shows a higher mortality for
males than the females at every age
of life outside the short period from,
(11 to 1‘5 years.
The solid Fuel for Solid Comfort.
The Blue Color is your guaran
tee of Quality.
Hamco Coke and Mill and Al
berta Coal on hand
*
* Thousands of doctors are said to
be idle in Russia—still we hope you
won’t be mislead by this and give up
your ‘apple a day’ for bolshevism.* * *
THE UNIVERSAL PRAYER
Father of all, in every age,
In every clime, adored,
By saint, by savage, any by sage
Jehovah, Jove, or Lord.
ROBERT HOGG BURIED
The funeral of Robert Hogg, a
life-long resident of McKillop Town
ship, was held from the residence
to Maitlandbank cemetery, Seaforth.
Rev. R. W. Craw officiated. Mr. Hogg
had been in ill health for some time
Surviving are the widow, two broth
ers, Joseph, of McKillop ■and William
of Stratford; a sister, Mrs. Jas. Hen
derson, of McKillop.
THE PACE
The man who ‘’burnt the candle at
both ends”
Has vanished from the scene.
The reckless .person now his sub
stance spends
In burning gasoline.
A. J. CLATWORTHY
GrantonPhone 12
Teach me to feel another’s woe,
To hide the fault I see;
That mercy I to others show,
That mercy show to me.
Save me alike from foolish pride
And impious discontent;
At aught Thy wisdom has denied,
In aught Thy goodness lent.
This day be bread and peace my lot;
All else beneath the sun
Thou knowst if best bestowed or not
And let Thy will be done.
***POpe
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over and over again.
Pours without a drip.
Provides means of accurate
measurements.
Makes the 2 lb. tin an excellent
table container.
The protective cap provides a
sanitary cover.
Tell the boys that portraits of famous
hockey stars can still be obtained for
••CROWN BRAND” labels.
CROWN ORANi
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The Famous Energy Food
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GENT’S SIGNETS AND LADIES’ BIRTHDAY RINGS
COMMUNITY AND 1847 SILVERWARE, KNIVES AND FORK SETS
SILVER TEA SETS $8.50 and up
COMPLETE DISPLAY OF CHINA, GLASS AND DINNER WARE
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JEWELLER EXETER
If I am right, Thy grace impart,
Stijl in the right to stay;
If I am wrong, O teach my heart
To find the better way.
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Don’t flatter yourself that friend
ship authorizes you to say disagree
able things to your intimates. The
nearer you come into relation with
a person, the more necessary does
tact and courtesy become. Except in
cases of necessity, which are rare,
leave your friend to learn unpleasant
things from his enemies; .they are
ready enough to tell him.—Holmes
* * *
“Father,” asked the small
"what is psychology?”
Psychology, my son, is a
of four syllable that you ring
distract attention when the explain
ing gets difficult.”
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boy,
word
in to
SEASONABLE OBSERVATION
It would be O.K. to do one’s Christ
mas shopping early if one could get
the wherewithal on the same sche
dule.
* * *
There is only one worse pest than
the girl who continually hums to
herself in a dull monotone, and that
is the old fossil who is always ab
sent-mindedly whistling.
* * *
An ostentatious display of chival
ry may serve to disarm the suspic
ious of being ‘henpecked’.
* * *
Don’t covet your neighbor’s new
sedan —- you might have as much
trouble and worry meeting the pay
ments as he has.
* * $
To people in love, it doesn’t mat
ter wliether the word ‘obey’ is a part
of the marriage ritual or not.
# * *
PRANKISH PROBLEMS
NO.
last
An
20
man
held
rear
Answer to Prankish Problem
43 which appeared in this space
week. The number is 1.
Prankish 'problem No. 44:
army 20 miles long marches
miles in a day, so the rearmost
reaches the position formerly
by the foremost.
A messenger starts from the
at the same time the army starts. He
delivers a message to the foremost-
man and rides back to the rearmost,
reaching the latter at the exact mo
ment the army
march.
What is the
speed compared
(This is
before the correct answer appears in
ths space next week.)
completes its day’s
messenger’s rate
to the army’s?
tricky. Can you solve
of
it
Real energy is push
It is not just motion,
works his head aS' well
he gets results. He isn’t just run
ning round in circles — he’s getting
somewhere,
Energy that counts is noiseless,
regular, intent.
It doesn’t blow any horn, doesn’t
g-o by 'spurts and doesn’t get off the
track. Energy expresses itself in
resultful action.
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The only way to ' create energy,
where it doesn’t exist, is by kindling
the ambition and by understanding
thoroughly that work performs mir
acles.
plus thought,
When a man
as his hands,Coates’ Garage
Every man who owns a car has a private desire to own some
special accessory. That makes a grand opportunity to sur
prise some car owner with the one thing he wants most this
Christmas.
Heaters & Defrosters, Fog Lights,
Anti Freeze, Tires and Batteries
* **
YOU USE?
words in the
HOW, MANY DO
There are 450,000
English language—
Shakespeare uses 15,000
Milton uses 8,000.
The English Bible 6,'000.
The average man 'of intelligence,
3.000.
>k * Ik
A London collector recently paid
$20,000 for eight of Napoleon’s love
letters. It seems a large price until
you figure that there are men still
living who. have paid more than that
for their own.
* *
Banged-up Client: "I want to sue
Jones for running me down with his
auto, but I’m afraid he has no mo
ney.”
Lawyer: “Oh,
can use his car."
*
That tiny bow
is a relic of long go,
were no hat sizes and the wearer had
a slip-string around where the band
is now for head adjustment. When
adjusted the ends were tied in a
bow, and for senitmental reasons the
small reminder was always retained.
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that’s
* *
inside
all right. I
a man’s hat
when there
*
Quitcher Hesitatin’
after
a
*
The centipede was happy quite
Until the toad in fun
Said, ‘Pray which leg comes
which
When you begin to run?’
This wrought his mind to such
pitch
He lay distracted in a ditch
Considering how to run.
Somebody has aptly said: “He may
have greasy hands and the seat of
his trousers may be shiny, but if his
children have their noses pressed
against the window-pane a half hour
before he is due home for supper,
you can trust him with anything you
have.’’
*
* * *
It is estimated that 87 per cent,
of the big jobs in this country are
held by men who can’t play a good
hand of bridge.
* *
Just as the present is the sum to
tal of thepast, so, too, will be the fu
ture:
We'are what we are because our
parents were what they were and
our children will be what we are.
The five minutes you have to wait
for y-our stenographer to find her
note book and sharpen a pencil isn’t
any longer than the five minutes you
have to wait for your wife when you
are ready for church — it only seems
ten times as lQng.
>k * *
Census jokes are just about a year
early but
we’ll tell
early —
late.
A census-taker on asking a, woman
how old she was, received the fol
lowing answer: 'Do you know how
old the Hill (girls are?”
"Sure.”
"Well, I am as old as they.’
So the census taker wrote down:
"As
in case we forget this one,
it now — it may be year
or — perhaps nine years
old as the hills.’’
* >k *
With this, we’ll stop
And take a rest
Before some reader
calls us ‘pest.’
THE COLONEL
TWO SEAFORTH CITIZENS
MEET WITH ACCIDENTS
W. A. Crich was struck by a
driven by J. Dunlop late on Saturday
evening when he was crossing God
erich street. He was found uncon
scious and was taken home. Medical
aid was summoned and
found to be badly bruised
head and body and also'
from shock and a cracked
Mr. William Elgle,
he was
about his
suffered
rib.
■another
Change Your Oil For Winter Driving
Cars Tuned and put in Tip Top Order for Cold Weather
FARMERS—Have your Machinery or Tractor put in order
during the Winter Months.
I T. COATES
Drives Truck for
10 Years Without
An Accident
A quarter of a million miles is a
lot of driving for anyone, but when
a woman drives a truck that far
without an 'accident she merits re
cognition, according to officials of
the Automotive Transport Associa
tion. So when the association met
in Toronto Saturday, Mrs. Irene
Harvey, of Hensail, will be made a
member of the Legion of Safety.
The Legion of Safety is an honor
ary organization of truckmen who
have driven five years without an
accident. Mrs. Harvey, in the 10
years since she fired an incompetent
driver from her husband’s truck and
took over the controls herself, has
driven about 250,000 miles without
even a dented fender.
In the decade of hauling gravel for
highway work near here, Mrs. Har
vey’s sole casualty has been a tur
key which disputed the right-of-way
with her. While she drives the
truck her husband works on his farm
They have no children. Hensall is
20 miles south of Clinton.—London
Free Press.
BACKACHE
A Cry for Help
Most people fail to recognize the
seriousness of a bad back.
The stitches, twitches and twinges
are bad enough and cause enough
suffering, but back of the backache,,
and the cause of it all, is the dis
ordered kidneys crying out a warn
ing through the back.
The pain in the back is the kid
neys cry for help. Go to their
assistance.. Get a box of Doan’s
Kidney Pills,. A remedy for back
ache and sick kidneys. Be sure and
get “Doan’s.”
The T. Milburn Co., Ltd., Toronto, Ont.
Renew Now!
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teemed citizen, slipped on the ice on|^&
the same day and fractured his hip.
Mr. Elgie is &8 ■years of age. He •was' g?
removed W the hospital. jjy
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