HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton News-Record, 1960-09-01, Page 2I have a profound statement
I feel I must make, If move
people would hang a sign on
their front doors, "Gone Fish-
ire " and take it for its literal
meaning, there might be less
world wide tension,
I lost any I ever had some
weeks ago, when. I offered to
help a friend of mine out of a
spot, She had promised to take
charge of her eldest grand-
child when his mother was
birthing her third baby. Sche-
duled to take place over a
weekend, everything seemed to
be going smoothly until the
new heir refused to arrive on
time, This threw the family
for a hassle, especially the
grandmother, who is a hard-
working weekly newspaper edi-
tor.
Because our friendship has
the strength of a Damon and
Pythias relationship, I stepped
into the breach and offered to
take charge of young Pete, age
six. I didn't realize what I
was in for. My conceit, that
all you have to do to control
any obstreperous youngster is
to be pals with him, took an
awful beating during those
hours before a certain weekly
newspaper was put to press and
one demon was delivered to
his lawful grandmother's lov-
ing care,
The morning I picked him up
was a glorious day. In a chir-
py, cheerful tone I asked my
small guest what he would like
to do. "Fish", he said laconic-
ally.
This seemed like a good idea
so we dug for worms, cut pol-
es from the willows' in the
swamp and attached bent pins
to long pieces of baker's twine.
I knew a dandy spot, a small
creek that runs under the rail-
way trestle on the outskirts of
our town.
We settled ourselves on the
bank of the little stream and
immediately swarms of black
files settled themselves on us.
For some untold reason, Pete
was' oblivious of their sting. In
the beginning of our adventure,
I was too revolted at the
thought of attaching worm to
bent pin to notice the rocky
mountain ridge that was being
raised on my brow through the
thirsty industry of gnat-sized
insects.
This knowledgeable Isaac
Walton informed me there
must be no talking. We sat
there like statues waiting for
our first nibble. I began to
pray for some kind of an in-
terruption that would throw
Pete off his determination to
'fish". Then it happened'. A
small Scotty pup came around
the cement 'abutment wagging
her funny little tail and pranc-
ing •about like a ballet dancer.
She dashed into the water,
grabbed' Pete's line and return-
ed to shore in great glee,
Pete jumped up and down in
rage, The water was all mud-
died up and the spell broken.
I told him to sit still and I
would walk the dog up the
highway to lure her away,
When I returned, Pete was en-
tranced again with line sus-
pended and that blissful, vacu-
ous look 'all fishermen acquire,
on his funny little elfin face.
Then a train came rumbling
over the bridge, again disturb-
ing the tranquility of the day,
Pete blew a fuse, The only way
I could appease him was to of-
fer to take him to a nearby
school where the 100th anni-
versary of this place of learn-
ing was being celebrated. The
teacher' had arranged •a fish-
pond for the pupil's delight
and when she offered Pete a pole
and asked what 'he would like
on the end of his line, this
one-track minded child demand-
ed "a perch".
His frustration knew no
bounds when he found a comic
book on the end of his line.
However, he refused to give
up the pink crepe paper-wound
fishing pole. We left the school
with one rather feminine look-
ing pole, one disappointed child,
one comic book, but no fish.
Pete was to get his wish, if
not for a perch, at least for a
fish, On our way home we saw
three men fishing under the
trestle. Pete yelled for me to
stop the car and he dashed up
to one of them. I couldn't hear
the conversation, but the in-
struction must have been good,
for soon his line was jerking
out one finger-length carp af-
ter another, as he attempted to
control the unrolling of frilly
pink paper decoration from his
pole.
The fish ended up in a death
struggle, flapping around on
my cellar floor. Apparently
Pete's only interest in "fish-
in" was in the thrill of 'the
catch. He hated the slimy,
wiggly things once they were
out of the water. By the time
I had dug their last resting
place in the garden, I had for-
gotten all about any worries
I ever had. That is, other than
to keep a small boy busy while
his mother laboured and his
grandmother wrote copy.
0
When parents are able to an-
swer the children's questions
it's a sign that the kids are
growing up.
40 Years Ago
CLINTON, NEWS-RECORD
Thursday, September 2, ,1020
The News-Record advertised
for a smart, intelligent boy to
learn the printing business in-
cluding operation of the linos
type.
Earl Steep was expected
home after spending a year in
Regina as constable in the Roy-
al Northwest Mounted Police,
Miss Edith Stewart returned
home from a holiday spent at
Blyth and Londesboro. Miss
Gilchrist had charge of the
telegraph switch during her ab-
sence,
While at work on 'the Rich-
ardson farm in Stanley Town-
Ship, Nathan Sundercock was
kicked by a horse and rendered
unconscious for some hours.
After the accident, Mr, Sunder-
cock's neighbours gathered the
crops.
Mr. and Mrs. A, T. Cooper
and Willis Cooper were in To-
ronto for 'the week.
Miss Jennie Robertson, of the
Molson's Bank staff, left for a
two week's vacation in Brant-
ford.
40 Years Ago
CLINTON NEW ERA
Thursday, September 2, 1920
Ernie Walton, of the Doherty
Piano office staff, is attending
Toronto Fair this week,
Mr. and Mrs. George Cooper
are in Toronto for the Fair,
Moffatt Aiken, Allenford,
motored to Clinton over the
weekend. His wife and young
son who had been visiting at
the home of the former's' bro-
ther, George Crooks, returned
home with him.
At a meeting in Benmiller
school, the question of consoli-
dating three sections of Col-
borne Township was discussed.
The Benmilier school would be
used, after putting in a good
basement and otherwise fitting
it, up to comply with the reg-
ulations for a two-room con-
solidated school.
The eight year old daughter
of Mrs. J. Corriveau, Zurich,
had her collar bone broken.
The little girl was engaged in
milking a cow which kicked
her.
25 Years Ago
()LINTON N,EWS-RECORD
Thursday, August 29, 1935
Postmaster Counter moved
to the residence he recently
purchased on William Street
from Mrs. R. Marshall,
TheEver Ready Mission
Circle of Wesley-Willis Church
held a hamburger roast at El-
liott's Beach,
The Women's Association of
St. John's Church, Varna, held
their monthly meeting at the
home of Mrs, Beatty.
Chief prize winners at the
Clinton Horticultural Society's
annual flower show were W.
S, R. Holmes, A. Inkley, G.
D. Roberto., W. 3, Cook and
Ross MbEwart.
Mr, and Mrs. Morgan Agnew
and Miss Agnes were in To-
ronto over the weekend.
John Hellyar returned to
Scudder, Pelee Island, where
he resumes his teaching duties
next week.
Mr. and Mrs. Milton Wiltse
accompanied Mr. and Mrs. J. T.
McKnight on a motor trip to
Niagara Falls and the United
States.
10 Years Ago
CLINTON NEWS-RECORD
Thursday, August 31, 1950
Bruce Bartliff's new resi-
dence on Whitehead Street is
making good progress toward
completion, and also Wilbur
Martin's new house on Princess
at Raglan.
Mr, and Mrs. D. E. Glidden
and daughters Marie and
Eileen, Holmesville, enjoyed a
motor trip through Sarnia,
Windsor, Chatham and other
points.
A rash of break-ins has local
and provincial police on the
lookout for the culprits, whose
clumsiness seemed to indicate
that 'amateurs were at work
No less than six local places
of business were entered but
the sum total of loot was. small.
Dr. and Mrs. D. B. Palmer
have returned from their wed-
ding trip and are 'becoming set-
tled with Miss Ruby Irwin,
Victoria Street.
Miss Luella Walkinshaw re-
turned from a vacation spent
with friends in Toronto.
From Our Early Files
Business and Professional Directory
mer course this year. But
next year, for sure, I'll take
it, and we'll be sitting on top
of the world."
"Uh, yeah," she said.
And that was the start of
the whole thing, four years
ago. And if that's' the top of
the world we're sitting on, it
must be made of snow, be-
cause it's melting rapidly from
under me. Or, as the little
polar bear said to his Mom:
"My tail is told."
OPTOMETRY
J. E. LONGSTAFF
Goderich Street—Near Clinic
Seaforth: Daily except Monday
Wednesday, 9 a.m. to 12.30 p.m.
Thursday evening by appoint-
ment only.
Ground Floor,. Parking Facilities
PHONE 791 SEAFORTH
Clinton: Above Hawkins Hard-
ware—Mondays only-9 a.m. to
5.30 p.m.
Phone HUnter 2-7010 Clinton
G. B. CLANCY
Optometrist — Optician
(successor to the late A, L.
Cole, optometrist)
For appointment phone
JA 4-7251 Goderich
REAL ESTATE
LEONARD G. WINTER
Real Estate & Business Broker
Hight Street — Clinton
PHONE HU 2-6692
PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT
ROY N. BENTLEY
PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT
Goderich, Ontario
Telephone Box
JA 4-9521 478
RONALD G. McCANN
PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT
Office and Residence
Rattenbury Street East
Phone HU 2-9677
CLINTON, ONTARIO
INSURANCE
J. E. HOWARD, Bayfield
Phone Bayfield 53 r2
Ontario Automobile Association
Car - Fire - Accident
Wind Insurance
If you need Insurance, I have
a Policy
INSURANCE
"HAL" HARTLEY
Annuities — AU Types of
Life Term Insurance
CANADA LIFE
ASSURANCE Co.
Phone HU 2-6693
10-tfb
K. W. COLQUHOUN
NSURANCE & REAL ESTATE
Representative:
Sun Life Assurance Co.
of Canada
Phones: Office 11U 2-9747
Res. HU 2-7556
Salesman: Vic Kennedy
Phone Blyth 78
THE McKILLOP MUTUAL
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY
Head Office: Seaforth
Officers: President, John L.
Malone, Seaforth; vice-president,
John H. McEwing, Blyth; secre-
tary-treasurer, W, E. South-
gate, Seaforth.
Directors: John H. McEwing;
Robert Archibald; Chris Leon-
hardt, Bornholm; Norman Tee-
wartha, Clinton; Wm. S. Alex-
ander, Walton; J. L. Malone,
Seaforth; Harvey Fuller, Gode-
rich; J. E. Pepper, Brucefield;
Alistair 13roadfoot, Seaforth.
Agents: Wm. Leiper, Jr., Lon-
desboro; V. 3. Lane, RR 5, Sea-
forth; Selwyn Baker, Brussels;
James Keyes, Seaforth; Harold
Squires, Clinton.
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A. M. HARPER and COMPANY
CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS
33 HAMILTON STREET GODERICH
TELEPHONE JA 4-7562
year
PAYING TRIBUTE to labour, and the
great contribution which the working man has
made to 'the prosperity of the nation, Cana-
dime next Monday will celebrate a special
holiday. Labour Day marks the end of sum-
mer holidays for students, and the end of
"living at the lake" for many hundreds of
families.
This up-coming long weekend means a
great deal of moving to and fro, for motor-
ists, and for holidayers. Many are travelling
THE INCIDENT on Saturday afternoon,
when two cars were badly battered, was the
result of thoughtlessness on the part of many.
We do not feel that it was entirely the fault
of those two oars involved, A similar acci-
dent could have happened to any other car
in the scores that rushed out to the fire.
Hard to- explain, much less understand,
is the particular type of hysteria which
seems to 'strike people when they hear a
fire alarm.
Do they go to a fire to help? Doubtful.
After all the fire truck has already left,
with trained and paid firemen aboard. Fire
fans wait until the truck goes so they know
where the fire is.
Do they go for the spectacle? Surely not.
In any case, such a fire as occurred on Satur-
day is often cluttered up with smoke, 'so that
the spectacle part of the scene is really not
worth going for.
DURING THE. PAST WEEK Toronto
daily papers carried reference to a remark
made by an. Ontario government official
about a new cure for the dangerous habit of
"tail-gating". Most dirti.vers are aware of the
hazard which is involved in driving too close
to the rear of another moving vehicle, but
apparently there are still plenty of offenders
in this regard.
Faced with the fact that it is very dif-
ficult to get convictions in such offenses, the
official in question is credited with the state-
merit that the onus would be upon, the person
charged to prove his innocence.
We can only hope' that the man has, in-
deed, been. misquoted. Any attempt to so
deny the basic concept of our British institu-
tion of justice deserves instant and most
strenuous opposition,
Throughout the entire structure of our
legal framework runs the most importance
of all our theories of freedom—that a man is
innocent until he is proven guilty. Practically
all our laws which have to do with personal
offenses against society are governed by that
underlying protection. If the state, as repre-
sented by its' officers of the law,, charges a
man with a punishable act, then the state
must prove beyond a reasonable doubt that
the charge is justified.
There have been other instances in Cana-
JOHN STEINBACK in the Saturday Re-
view: I am constantly amazed at the qualities
we expect in Negroes. No race has ever
offered another such high regard.
We expect Negroes to be wiser than we
are, more tolerant than we are, braver, more
dignified than we, more self-controlled and
We 'even demand more talent from them
than from ourselves. A Negro must be ten
times as gifted as a white to receive equal
recognition. We expect Negroes to 'have more
endurance than we in athletics, more courage
in defeat, more rhythm and versatility in
music and dancing, more controlled emotion
in theatre.
We expect them to obey rules of conduct
we flout, to be more courteous, more gallant,
more proud, more steadfast.
In a word, while maintaining that
Negroes are inferior to us, by our unques-
tioning faith in them we prove our conviction
that they are superior in many field's, even
fields we are presumed to be trained and
conditioned in and they are not.
If there is racial trouble, we are convinc-
ed that Negroes will not strike the first
blow, will, not attack in the night, will not
set off bombs, and our belief is borne out
by events.
We expect Negroes to be good tempered
and self controlled under all circumstances.
But our greatest expectation is that they
will be honest, honourable, and decent, This
is the most profound compliment we can, pay
any man or group. And the proof of this
shows in our outrage when a Negro does not
live up to the picture we ordinarily have Of
him,
Finally, let me bring it down to oases.
I have children, as many as you whites
who read this have. Do you think your chil-
dren would have the guts, the dignity, and
the responsibility to go to school in Little
Rock knowing they would be insulted, shoved',
hated, sneered at, even spat upon day after
THE CLINTON NEW ERA
Est, 1865
020 a
to the lake fora last fling at summer-time
fun. Hot weather will drive many more out
of the cities to farms and cool parks, At the
same time the hundreds of people at summer
resorts will be planning to come back to their
homes in town and city,
In order that this is not the "last" holi-
day, but just the last one this summer—drive
carefully, The life you save may be your
own.
Do they go out of curiosity? Doubtful,
again. If they do arrive at the scene in all
one piece, there is really •no one to ask
about the details, Firemen are too busy.
Owners are too busy, and women and chil-
dren 'too tearful. The best details available
are often no better than rumours.
What, then, is the reason for the mass
exodus from town and country at the sight
of smoke, and sound of the fire alarm?
It would seem to be an inherited trait
and probably has no more reason than why
men climb mountains, or chickens cross the
road. Because it is there, they go.
The siren's wail arouses the primitive
in us, and the call to run is heeded. With
heavy horsepower cars at the command of
everyone, this urge to rim is translated into
a heavy foot on the gas pedal. The result
can only be trouble in some cases.
da where aims of proof has been shifted to
the accused—and not one of them is justified
in the slighest. degree.
Perhaps you, as an individual cannot see
toe much reason in getting all warmed up
over this apparently slight alteration in the
application of justice. However, if you hap-
pened to receive a summons stating that you
had been driving too close to the rear of a
moving vehicle on the highway you might
search in vain for 'any method of proving
that you were not guilty.
By the same token, a young or over-
zealous police officer could easily stack up
for himself a most impressive list of con-
victions, simply because those he charged
would be unable to prove the charges false.
Is the government official we have re-
ferred to not aware that it was by these
precise methdds that a Gestapo grew and
eventually strangled the free nation. of Ger-
many? Have we not learned within the past
few months 'that right in our neiHtbouring
province of Quebec a police force could grow
care-apt when it was not required to bring
in sound evidence to support all its charges.
Surely our freedoms are sufficiently
threatened by missiles and armed strength.
Must we throw them all away in' our own
courts of justice?
day, and do it quietly without showing any
anger, petulance', or complaint? And even if
'they could take it, would they also get good
grades?
Now I a ma grown, fairly well educated
—I hope intelligent—white man. I know
that violence can produce no good effect of
any kind. And yet if my child were spat on
and insulted, I couldn't trust myself not to
get a ball bat and knock out a few brains.
But I trust Negroes not to, and they haven't.
Perhaps some of the anger against
Negroes stems from a profound sense of their
Superiority, and perhaps their superiority is
roolted in having a cause and an tmenswere
able method composed of courage, restraint
and a sense of direction.
PA'S SHORT CUT'S
Sometimes when we're out driving
And headed in for home,
Pa's foot must get to itching
And he gets the urge to roam.
"I think I'll take a short cut
Out over by the hill."
I know just what will happen
So I hod and just sit still.
So off we go down some side road
That dwindles to a track
A-winding by a little stream
To someone's chicken shack!
Pa turns the car around again
And heads it whence we came,
And then he has another try
But it turns out much the seine,
We've seen a lot of places
Tho' I've not yet been to Nome,
BLit I won't give up hoping
While Pa takes the Short cut home,
—By G.F.H.
SUGAR
and
SPICE
(By W. B. T. SMILEY)
People keep asking me how
I got on this school teaching
kick. "Didn't you like the
newspaper business?" they
query. Sure, I like being a
weekly editor, I am also very
fond of pickled pigs' feet, but
I don't want them for break-
fast, lunch, dinner and: bedtime
snack, every day except Sun-
day,
It wasn't a sudden abbera-
ton, just one of those wild im-
pulses a man has when he hits
the 40-year mark. It was care-
fully reasoned out. This col-
Limn, written four years ago,
is proof of that. Here'e the
way I told it back in '56. * * *
The other day I was sitting
in the heat, feeling sorry for
myself, watching the tourists
waltz past the office window.
They looked lazy, car efre e,
healthy. I started worrying abe
out how hard I work, how
scanty are the holidays, how.
many thousands of words I had
to produce in the next few
days. "What a pity," I thought,
"that an intellect like mine
should be chained to a 50-year-
old Remington-Rand when all
these other clods are having
two weeks with pay," * *
Just then one of our local
high, school teachers sauntered
past in Bermuda shorts, licking
an ice-cream cone and looking
as happy as a beach-comber.
Inspiration struck me so vio-
lently that my odd swivel chair
almost went over backwards.
Everybody knows there is a
great shortage of teachers.
Why couldn't I take one of
those summer courses and ob-
tain 'a teacher's certificate'?
Then I'd get a job teaching at
the local high school—provided
I changed, eight or ten of my
personal habits. * ,, *
Then I'd hire ' some smart
kid just out of journalism
school, as editor. I'd make
enough money teaching to pay
his salary and have some over
for smokes. And—get this—I'd
have two months holidays out
of the deal, I went over the
scheme a couple of times,
checking the logic of it. I
couldn't find a flaw. It was
fool-proof, the great escape. * *
I went happily home to lunch,
practically drooling as the
simple beauty of the plan sank
he Eight-thirty to four, five
days a week. Holidays
Christmas. Holidays 'at Easter.
Two glorious months in the
summer, Wow! Teaching and
I were made for each other, • *
"How would you like to go
'to Europe next summer?" I
propositioned the Old Girl
when I walked in. "Fine," says
she, getting out the can of,
soup. "How would YOU like
to go out 'and bring in that
lineful of clothes?" Boy, that
makes me mad. Always those
.smart-alec answers when, I
have the world by the tail.
To take her down 'a peg, I
outlined my scheme about tea-
ching. She just looked at me,
dead-pan. "That would be love-
ly dear," she observed. "You'd
be able to get a lot more done
around the house, if you had
Saturdays free." I felt a slight
chill, as though a corpse had
just lifted the lid of a casket
and winked at me,
"Well," I temporized,
"actually, I thought I'd drop
down to the office on Satur-
days, and kind of poke 'around
and check on things, and write
some editorials, and sort 'of
tidy up loose ends, and you
know .. . "She nodded thought-
fully. * *
"It will certainly be good
for you to give up smoking
and swearing and making re-
maeks like 'look at the lungs
on that' and drinking beer,"
she pointed out in a kindly
way. "Now hold it a minute,"
I returned hotly. "School teach-
ers aren't like that any more.
That was in the good old days,
When we had the species under
our thumbs, and as teacher
couldn't even have a snort of
dandelion wine without turning
Out all the lights in the house
,and locking the door," * *
"It's an excellent idea," she
went on, "Of course, you'd
have 'to study hard all sum-
mer 'to get your certificate. No
fishing or golf. No pleasant
cool drink when you come home
from week. No swims with the
kids. No home-cooked meals,
But we'd all have to make
sacrifices." * *
"Uh, yeah," said with a
little less than exube'ran'ce.
"I'm sure you'd be able to cope
with those delinquents, in
tchool," she puesued inexorably,
"Yoe can't de a thing with
your own children, but I know
You'd have no discipline pro-
blems with teeneagere I 'think
there's a lot of exaggeration
in those stories about' sWitch-
'blade knives and all that stuff ',.way r,
*
"tih, yeah," X said. "You
know what?" I Said, "Mt a
little late to get en that sUlnA
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