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Re volutionary Plots and Wars
Kindled in Cafe Imperial
Political Conspirators and Exiles of Eastern Europe Gather at
Vienna’s Rendezvous, Long Famous as Inter
national Barometer for Balkan Conditions
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Youth in Gamble With Death
To Win Career on African Coast
Quinine Is Price of Life for White Colonists Who Work
Beach; Where One Success Many Others Face
Years of Broken Health in Homeland
on
I We Must All Agree
Brother of Benito Mussolini
Opens Campaign for
Clean News
Clean Papers, Clean Minds
Rome,—A noteworthy article has
appeared lu Popoio d'ltaiu, written by
its editor, Arnaldo Mussolonl, the
Luce's brother. After pointing out th*
changes effected in the Italian press
In the last two years, the writer com
plains that many Fascist papers con
tinue to devote several .columns, of
their restricted space to long accounts
of crimes and sensational stories
which are contrary to the ideas which
every journal professes to uphold,
“It is time," Signor Mussolini says,
“that this practice should be abandon,
ed, even if the omission of such
stories reduces the circulation of
somo papers. The space which is now
devoted to stories of crimes, suicides,
etc., could better be used by articles
containing instructive, clean new*,
which tends to elevate the moral level
of all classes of society."
This article has been reproduced In
several Roman newspapers, which ex
press their unqualified approval of ths
campaign of Popolo d'ltalia.
.-Incidentally, the Editor of this page
has followed this plan conscientious
ly. Murder and sudden death, when
associated with the criminally Insane
only deserves space on the pages of
medical treatises, not in newspaper*
for general consumption.
After all, who gets "the kick" out of
sensational news of this character!1
Just keep your eyes open and watch
who it is that usually pours over
It is the mentally
the old maids of
who whisper “hush
TROUBLE'S HOME
I Office when they heard of the impend
ing journey of the heir to the throne,
Archduke Frqncls Ferdinand, to JBso-
nla. The warning was notjiqeded,
and the assassination of the archducal
couple in Sarajevo gave the signal for
the most sanguinary war in the his
tory of the world. The trouble with
the Imperial is that one cannot rely
on its stories. Many a plot or revolu
tion predicted as an unavoidable cer
tainty did not come off. In a certain
percentage of cases there may have
been a hitch in the last moment, but
others have been freely invented.
By H. A. Diez
Vienna.—A week ago a, certain Pros-
hev, native of Macedonia, was sen
tenced to throe years and a halt in
jail by a Vienne so court because he
fired pistol shots at another Mace
donian, seriously wounding the lat
ter’s housekeeper. About a year ago
a young woman, Mencia Carnlciu, also
of Macedonian extraction, shot and
killed the Macedonian leader, Tudor
Panlzza, in a box of the Burg
theatre during a performance of
’Peer Gyht” because, she said, Paniz-
zu was a traitor to the national cause
of the Bulgarians In Macedonia. Some Emigrants and political refugees al-
while ago a Bulgarian emissary shot i ways dream of unexpected turns like-
down a former Bulgaria]), minister in j ly to Improve ^thelr situation,
- ' ” ' ‘ , Called “Omniscient” Cafe
Half jokingly and half in earnest,
’people call the Imperial the “omnis
cient cafe,” None of the other politi
cal cafes has gained the same univer
sal reputation. But the funniest story
of post-war p’olltics In Viennese cafes
is told of the Casa Piccola, in the
Marlahilierstrasse,' and although it
zounds queer it is vouched for as true.
When the Soviets seized the Ukraine
the governments of West Ukraine and
:East Ukraine removed to Vienna and 'settled down in the respective lega-
Prague for similar reasons, and in
the Balkans there hardly passes a
week without political murder.
Trains are blown up, bombing plots
revealed and the world is told that
‘this or that Macedonian committee or
political faction is waging war against
another faction or against tho Serbs
or Greeks. The intricacies of this
guerrilla warfare aro not easy to un
derstand, nor would they much mat
ter to the outside world, if it were not
an established fact, that shots in tho
Balkans sometimes kindle wars. . ocuici
In the Macedonian districts of the ’ tions>
Balkan peninsula live 1,000,000 Bulga-:
rians under Greek and Serbian rule ‘
.and foreign rule in these regions is
•tantamount to the worst forms of sup
pression. Just at present the revolu
tionary Macedonian committee dis
plays a lively* bombing and band ac
tion in Jugoslavia and Greece because
It regards the peaceful rapprochement
of Jugoslavia and Bulgaria as a dan
ger to the national aspirations of the
unredeemed Bulgarians in Macedonia.
By disturbing this pacification move
ment the Macedonians or, rather, one
party of the Macedonians, hope to
gain a respite until the time is ripe
dor their liberation.
Long a Balkan Rendezvous.
For decades Vienna has been an* Im-,
portant rendezvous for Balkanites, •--------- ------------- -- ------
mostly emigrants, whom the mael-1 or vice versa to raise small loans. Or
■strom of politics hurled into exile.
And the true home of the Easterner,
living room, office and debating club
all in one, is the cafe. Many a cafe
in Vienna could reveal dramatic
stories if the mute walls would speak. —--------- -
Among these political gathering because they had accepted jobs as
places in which plots and wars are office clerks, and the Minister of Fin-
discussed is the Cafe Imperial, on the ance failed to turn up because ho had
«««cr In Fhn •nciLnHal 'hiiHrUno* ! nnanril n nflnHv qfnro wTHIa tha 'T’rnrla
j They took over some funds and
made an additional income by the sale
of passports and visas. Everybody
who could not obtain a regular- pass
port or visa used to travel with
■Ukrainian documents. Another source
of income was the printing of stamps,
, whcih were bought by stamp dealers
and collectors. But when after a
whilo the Ukrainian passports lost
their validity and nobody cared any
longer for the stamps the funds of the
'■ exiled governments melted, away and
they ha dto give up their offices and
settled down in the Casa Piccola at
two big tables.
There they presided from 2 to 6
every “afternoon, and the Foreign Min
ister of one government would call on
tho Minister ot Finance of the other
I
there .would be lengthy debates ot
both governments over urgent prob
lems, how to get new funds for the
treasuries and the Cabinet members.
This Eort of thing went on until the
prime ministers could no longer come,
“LOST PIONEERS OF AVIATION”
is the title of this mass work to be cast in bronze, upon which Victor Frisch of
New York is puttng the finishing touches. It will be placed either in New
York or In Detroit next spring.
HELL’S PLAYGROUND
the burning sun, in
wind, is a different
white men and wo-
wltlijn the armor of
Accra Beach is a Bight for all devo
tees of tropical romance and African
adventure. Working there, month af
ter month, under
the hot monsoon
matter.
In West Africa
men can live only
their daily quinine. Every one wears
the strained look that is the price of
life in the tropics. I talked to an Eng
lish public school boy checking cargo
alongside the surfboats on Accra
Beach. There was no pink bloom on
his cheeks. His face was sallow, and
lined with illness and worry.
"People In England think that we
live easily on the coast—that the doc
tors have wiped out all disease,” he
told me wearily, pushing back his
heavy helmet. “That idea hurts us
out here—it’s all wrong. We certain
ly are not overpaid, and our home
leave every few years is not a luxury
—it Is death to stay much longer.
Some men don't stick it for a year.”
He told me the facte for the benefit
of those who feel the lure of this
coast that a novelist once called
“Hell’s Playground."
“Beachmaster” la First Job.
The newcomer to a trading firm any
where in West Africa usually finds
himself at work as a “beachmaster,”
He goes down to the beach at six
o’clock in the morning, and his boy
follows him soon afterward with
breakfast Cold eggs and ,bacon in a
very hot shed. 4 His main duty is to
check cargo as the surfboats come in
from the freighters in the roadstead.
He must have a quick eye for break
ages and shortages —for the ingenuity
of the thief is more Oriental than Afri
can.
Dozens of natives arrive during the
day with palm kernels. Some of them
carry petrol tins and calabashes of
palm oil. The ‘‘beachmaster" must
see everything weighed out and mea
sured. He must supervise the labor-
be
Kaerntnerring, in the palatial building
of the hotel of the same name. Here
moot since time immemorial the cor
respondents of foreign papers, exiled
politicians from Bulgaria and other
Balkan states and, since the World
War, emigrants from Hungary and
Chechoslovakia who dare not return
home. Bolshevist Russians and others
that are against, the Soviet regime, a
motley crowd congregating on neutral
• ground.
Fantastic stories circulate in the
Cafe Imperial, but if one learns to dis
criminate one can also get valuable
information now and then, for hidden
threads lead from here to official chan
celleries and conspiring circles alike.
When last spring many people be-
lived that an Albanian war was near
at hand the war odds in the Imperial
stood at zero, a sur'e sign against en
tanglements. The complement of the
Imperial would not be complete with
out Albanians, and they knew better.
It is a good omen for the maintenance
of peace in Southeastern Europe that
the barometer of the Imperial has
pointed at peace for many months, but
at the same time this makes the place
less interesting for the moment, for
tho great days of the cafe are those
when something is happening. It
need not necessarily be war; scan
dals liko the bogus francs swindle in
Hungary also are discounted at a high
rate and throw big waves.
■Cafe Sensitive to Politics.
The -ups and downs of the Imperial
depend entirely on the political weath
er. When something is on, let us say
a government overturned or an impor
tant Balkan leader assassinated, the
event is sure to be reflected on the
guests. Either there turns up a new
man, who has just been sentenced to
death and sips liis black coffee' placid;
ly, for in„tho Imperial ho is safe, or
there comes somebody who is chased
by maffia somewhere, and his appear
ance Is less reassuring, for much more
dangerous than governmental death
sentences are the unofficial ones of
secret committees, whoso execution
ers may turn up when tho victim, least
expects them. ’
Since tho World War the Oafe Im
perial has extended its sphere of ac
tivities, but prior to 1914 its domain
■was tho Balkans. Tho headwaiter
still recounts a ghastly experielicevffio
had in 1903, He used to serve some
Sorbian guests who looked Very peace
ful and were most obliging. When
one day they told him smilingly that
there would be bloodshed in the
“konak” of Belgrade, as the royal
castle of the Serbian capital is called,
he took it as a bad joke. But. he al*
most fainted when, looking into the
morning papers two days later, ho
found the report of tho assassination
of King Alexander Obrenovitch and
Queen Draga. The Balkan war in
1912 was no surbrise tot the habitue*
of the Imperial.
In Juno, 1&14, friends from th* Iw
jpgrial warned the Austrian y*r*l£t)i
opened a candy store, while the Trade
Minister had found that ft was better
to work as a chauffeur than to sit in
council not knowing who would pay
for the black coffee. So this romantic
chapter ended and the Casa Piccola
ceased to bo a factor in international
politics.
Faster and Faster
What is the safe speed at which to
drive an automobilo? The answer is
the same as the answer to most ques
tions: It depends.
Mr. Paul S. Hoffman, vice-president
of the Studebaker ’Corporation, -pre
dicts that within a few years all speed
limit laws and ordinances will have
disappeared. Michigan has no speed
law and punishes only what is called
‘reckless driving.” There is muth to
be said for this course, but how are
wo ever going to establish standards
of “recklessness" when it is already
impossible for a motorcycle cop and a
car-driving citizen to agree on a mat
ter of simple arithmetic?
Mr. Hoffmann goes a little too fast
for us when he says that day after to
morrow automoobiles will be “expect
ed” to go at a rate of sixty-five miles
an hour. -“We are living in a rapid
age,” he adds, “and must keep going
more rapidly all the time.”
Why? In spite of the. increase of
automobile speeds, people still miss
trains, are late for lunch, lie in bed
after the alarm clock has gone off and
tell long stories during business hours.
The rapid age has given us more time
to loaf and rest from the. weariness of
trying to bo rapid. And that’s about
all.
A quiet evening at home nowadays
is the one when the radio battery is
away being charged.
Will Rogers Praises Chicago’s
Handling of Crooks ~
To the Editor of the Now York
Times:
.Garrett, Ind,—Just passed through
Chicago to-day. Wanted to go up
and see my old friend Mayor Thomp
son, but had had English breakfast,
tea for luncheon and was afraid he
would smell it on my breath.
You can kid about Chicago and Its
crooks, but they have the Smartest
way of handling their crooks of any
city. They get the rival gangs to kill
off each other and all the police have
to do is just referee and count up the
bodies. They won’t have a crook in
Chicago unless 'he will' agree’ to shoot
at another crook. So viva Chicago!
. Yours unhit,
WILL ROGERS.
Where Stray Overcoats Go
“Hank” Dudley, social secretary for
the Omaha Post of the American Le-
gion, said to a gathering consisting ers bagging kernels and pouring oil
i of Mr. Isaacson and myself: "It’s won
derful what' the railroads have done
for this country.”
‘But the reason I like them bestest,”
he added, "is because they give us the
unclaimed overcoats that are left on
the trains. See, here are forty of
them, and they are going to keep a
lot of poor fellows—at least forty poor
fellows—warm."
This is the end of the story—except
that if you have an unclaimed over
coat that you wish anywhere
and can’t bring it to the legion office,
'leave it on the trains running into
Omaha.—Omaha World-Herald.
into “casks. Always he must have ah
eye in the back of his head for the in
coming surfboats.
At noon, if he Is fortunate, he may
stagger up to the mess for lunch.
With equally good luck
able to rest for an hour,
tho cocoa season is on,
are many ships in the bay, he may not
get to the mess at all. A sandwich in
the shed, which has by now become
intolerably hot, will have to satisfy
him. Leisurely “chop” during the" day
is a rare experience, for the “first
.timer” in West,Africa.,
Work goes on unceasingly until 8
in the evening—often later. The
beach-master’s head aches, his eyes
I are tired and dazzled in the blinding
sun glare. No tennis at Bundown for
him. Just time for a hasty shower
before dinner. Sunday Is often the
most feverishly busy day of the week.
So much vital work has to be done
that the conscientious man dare
evbn go down with malaria untii
fever forces him.
Salaries Paid for Hard Work.
In return for this unpleasant life the
young man learning to be a West
Coast trader may expect a salary of
?125 a month, possibly a little more,
At the end of two years he will re
ceive four months’ leave on half pay.
If he is Invalided home before his con
tract has expired he is almost certain
to lose hl3 job. If he works hard for
two years he may be lucky enough to
secure an eighteen months’ contract
for the next spell of duty, and a high
er salary. A well educated young
man, ambitious and with the essential
physical endurance, will be making
more at the end of five years than he
would receive after twenty years in
England. Or he may still be selling
cotton print to hot and odorous
humanity behind the counter in the
store.
A career in West Africa is a gamble.
You back your character and your
body against the most insidious cli
mate in the world. The agents and
supervisors,' with their ?5,000-a-year
salaries and their trips to England
eveiy nine or twelve months, are the
men, who have won. The losers, some
of them, are dragging themselves
along slum pavements . in English
towns. I doubt whether any land in
the world breaks men more surely
and completely than “the Coast.”
he may
But when
when there
not
the
who it is I
dvery detail?
undeveloped,
both sexes,
stuff” behind their hands, and those
“just a bit quoor."
Quick justice and punishing judg
ment with due publicity given the
penalties should act* as a doterrant to* %
the wave of unbalanced acts that ap
pear to be upon us, but Mussolini’s
brother is right—Clean up the press,
and stop giving front-page position to
the Mellors and tho Hickmans—-fath
er give them the lash and lots of it
Man to Study What Wild Beasts
Think About and How They Talk
Investigator to Go “Trapping” With Phonograph and Catch
Jungle “RemarksOk Records—Seeks to
Found Study Center in. -Bush
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Turks Now Have Pork
Provided By the State
The New Government of Angora Thus Sets Aside Another
Old Law of Islam
Having got rid of the dervishes and
legislated hei' citizens out of many
Moslem practices, republican Turkey,
whose Constitution declares that Is
lam is the! State religion, has gone into
the pork industry, the Government
having previously taken over the
liquor monopoly from a Polish syndi-
1 cate.
J
Both pork and liquor were pro
scribed by'Mohammed when he found
ed his religion in the seventh century
A.D., based as it was upon what he
knew of Judaism find Christianity.]
The taboo against pork Mohammed
took from the Jews. But bow many
of Turkey’s great Sultans were wine
bibbers? Pork, however, is a post
republican comestible on Turkish
tables.
As for the State religion being that
of Islam, the President, Mustapha
Kemal, whose title of Ghazi or Con-
querer to-day spells “Father of the
Country” to Turkish school children,
has declared that Islam will not be
allowed to interfere 4n any way with
the development of Turkey along ad
vanced lYestern lines. Moreover, the
deserted mosques in large cities may
po.ssibly be turned into School build
ings, of which there is a shortage.
To-day Turks eat ham and bacon
and' drink liquor manufactured and
sold by the Government. At present
these pork products are imported from
the Balkan States. But Adana and
other places in Anatolia have herds
of wild pigs which ruin the farmers*
grain crops. These pigs have, as in
India and other Oriental countries
Where pork is taboo, steadily increas
ed through the centuries. -Hence a
pork factory is to be started at Adana
which will cure the wild pigs, shot by
hunters, into ham and bacon for dom
estic use and export. Tho farmers’
pest will thus provide sport as well as
profit. While the raising of pigs as
a commercial product is too much to
be expected at present by Anatolian
farmers newly emancipated from the'
bonds of their religion, yet it Is not
unlikely in the future, when the wild
herds of pigs are reduced. ,
As yet the Anatolian retains a
strong orthodox strain in his remote
sectors. He has been reluctantly
caught up into the breathless whirl
wind of progress legislated from An
gora. While Turks in Constantinople
restaurants eat their ham and bacon
and pork with relish, and wash it
down with beer and light wines, the
Anatolian is content to bring up the
rearguard of progress In Turkey.
Cape Town—W. D. Hubbard, Ameri
can author and natural scientist,
formerly connected with the zoos of
New York and Boston, has returned
to the African bush- with the object
of exploding more fallacies about wild
animals. With him are his wife,
their son, and their baby girl. The j
party also Includes T" ”” ’
Man of New York, a secretary, and
a cinematographer and assistant.
“This time we are going to study
animals to try and find out what they
are thinking about and how they talk
to each other,” said Mr. Hubbard.
In his outfit he has a gramophone
recording machine for preserving
animal noises.
Going to Take Beasts Alive and Study
“So many myths about African ani
mals have recently been exploded
that we think there will be a rich i
field for this kind of research.
"During our last stay in. Northern
Rhodesia, for instance, we yoked buf
faloes to a wagon and drove them * about. I believe that every wild anl-I
mal in Africa is harmless unless first
provoked by man, 1 am going to
catch .young lions, buffaloes and ante
lope, specimens of every possible
type, and watch them grow up.”
It has olwayaL been maintained
that the African elephant cannot be
trained to work liko the Indian ele
phant. The Belgians have recently
established an elephant training
school at Apl, in’ the Congo, with
good results. Mr. Hubbard is going
to see whether the same thing can
not bo dona in Northern Rhodesia,
During his last he captured
H. R. Highness Loves His Canadian Home
Chinked log cabin that
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rambling, comfortable buildings of the “K.P.” Ranch. At the right tile old
WdS th* orlscinal ranch, house, carefully oresorvod. ■-
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Four Roast Swans
“Roast Sygnet”, was served jrith
all the picturesque ceremonies of the
Middle Ages at a feast of the Vint
ners’ Company in London”; and the
Prince of Wales was among the
guests. Six musicians in blue sergo
coats, peaked capB and white ducka.
preceded the
of four roast
Blue serge
trousers are
young elephants* aha that Chil
dren could ride on them and play'
with. them.
Seeks Comparing of Notes
Mr. Hubbard belongs to many learn
ed societies, including the Zoological
Society of London. After his last
visit to Africa ho published a book
Miss Elizabeth'entitled “Wild Animals,” dealing with
his research work in a popular way.
The present expedition will probably
result in a more advanced work.
"It is my ambition to establish a
large station In the African bush,”
said Mr. Hubbard; “some place to
which all scientific parties could go
and compare notes is badly needed.
At present if I wish to compare re-,
suits with other research workers, I
have to write to them and send a few
pickled specimens. There ought to be
a laboratory in the heart of the
Rhodesian big game country where
I natural scientists could work to
gether for the benefit of tropical pro
gress.”
| Mr. Hubbard’s headquarters for the
next 18 months will be at Choma,
which he considers to be one of the
finest spots in Africa for his work.
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Sjweet Marital Interchange
A young man with his wife were on
their way to a football game in their
car proceeding by inches in the dense
traffic. Finally they came within sight
of the field just as the game was start
ing. “I wish,” the wife said smiling
ly, "that, I had our piano here.’’ “And
why,” asked tho husband roguishly,
“do you wish you had our piano
here?” ’Because,” giggled the wife,
"I left our tickets to the game on top
of it.”—R. II. L.’« "Line-Book").
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Airplane manufacturers hope to get
motorcar makers interested in their
industry that they may Impart to It
somo of the stimulus they Injected
into tho automotive business wheii
fringing it up to where it Is to-day.
No doubt they hope thus to bring sky
high prices down to earth.
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A movement has been started
provide a reservation for gorillas
West Africa. Late dispatches indi
cate that United States marines aro
attempting to do Something like that
for guerillas tn Nicaragua.
to
in
ceremoonious entrance
swans.
coats and white duck
enough to cause sus
picion that these are degenerate days;
one doubts whether Richard the Lion
Hearted, when he introduced the an
cestors of the Thames River ,s warts
into England, crer wbre or even- knew
whafr-blue serge coats and white duck
trousers were. But the poverty of
modern life comes in mention of ferpr
roast swans.
Four indeed! When the Archbishop
of York entertained in 1374 he served
a mightier meal. We will not ex
haust the menu, but, in poultry alone,
he served.
“Four hundred swaunes, 2,000 geese,
1,000 capons, 400 plovers, 100 dozen
quayles, 1,000 egrittes, 200 dozen ot
the fowls called rees, 104 peacocks,
4,000 malardes and teals, 204 cranes,
2,000 chychens, 4,000 pigeons, 400
•heron shawes, 200 fessauntes, 500
partridges, 400 woodcocks, 100 cur
lews.”
The King of England still retains a
theoretical ownership of the island’s
swans; the Companies of Dyers and
Vintners stll maintain swaneries oa
the Thames and on the Fleet; swan
uppers catch some of them with
crooks each year, and a lieutenant
colonel of the British army Is still tho
royal swan warden. But if four swans
make a feast, the appetite that was
once the glory of the Saxon race is
fallen low indeed.
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Competent.
She was applying for a situation m
confidential clerk and typist, and tho
employer turned upon her a rapid fire
of questions.
'Talk Slang?”
“No, Bir."
"Know how to spell ’cat* and 'dog*
correctly?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Use tho telephone every other
minute?”
"No, sir."
Ho was thinking o£ something elm
to ask hot when sho took a hand Im
the matter, and put a few queries:
“Pace the floor when you’re dictat
ing?”
"Why—er—no*” ho gasped In aston
ishment.
“Slam things about when business
is bad?”
"No.”
"Think you know enough about
grammar and punctuation to appreci
ate a good typist when you got one?"
“I think so,”
"Want me to go to work or Is your
time worth so little that—**
Ho interrupted her enthusiastically
by saying:
’’Kindly hang up your things and
let’s got nt these letters”
The following, quoted in the Now
My dear, remarked Braggs*, who had
just finished reading a book on “The
Wonders of Nature,” this is a re- rue mowum, uuu^u *«.» ««
markable work. Nature la marvel* ’ Yorker, may hot be particularly good
lous! Stupendous! When I road, a poetry, It does contain a particularly
book like this it makes me .think how good sentiment, however:
puerile, how insignificant 1* man. The Golden Rule, the Golden Utile,
Huh! said his wife. A woman doesn’t ’ Oh, that’s the rtile for me)
have to wade - through tlv* hundred i Were this tho law for all th* world*
pages to discover that.-■i I How happy we shouW be.™Anpn.