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onsiptiete.
1, MI lieenee of an evil is ft sin.
2. Not whit
eleotion t bat
question.
8. There if, no
a bagel:ea:1 of be
(ferry the next
6613 ? is the
.epri thought in
t ere is not a
pure idea in WI the breweries.
4. We should help not only to keep
men out of the pit ; and to pull Men
oat of the pit, but to close the pit
5. Gladstone says that the ravages
of intemperance are greater than the
eerahined ravages of war, pestilence
and fa:slime
6. In U. B. of Amer iee there were
killed in e'er during 150 years six
handreiti• thousand persona. A yearly
erage of four thousitud. Brun kale
40,000 yeerly or daring 150 year:,
.. seven minion five hundred.thousand
persone.
The great ;vies of the world for 25
years from 1862 to 1887 including the
Franee.German and our own civil war
cost a trifle over twelve billions or
dollars.
The coat of intoxicants for the same
period in the U. 8, alone was more
than fifteen billions of dollare.
For one thousand kliLe in battle
ram has kilted twelve and one hall'
thousands.
The sword has killed its thousands
hut rum its tens of thou -sands.
Oonstemeetion Surely Cured.
Toms &Mut 1. --Please hton your readers that I
tom a positive rt......cdy for the above named disease,
10 timely use thousands of hopeless cases have
n ourwl. 1 hall, be glad to send two bottles ot
ratnedy rasa to any of your readers who have
onsuraption if they win send tne their Express and
P. el Ottdrois. Respeotfully, Da, T. A. SLOWS.
16t West Adelaide at, Toronto i
She Was Unusually 'Discreet.
A1tbhplains girl reeent;,f 1411SAa
Naw York and went to the theater two
or three times. On her return home
she was reluctant to go to church on
Sanday and made the remark that
"she liked those meetings best where
the curtains rose." Her father, who
wee a leading church mem her,caution
ed her against making that remark
*hen the eal,ers were present. Snotr•
ly after the minister was shown in and
the little girl entertained him awhile
alone. When her father entered the
rooru she said, Papa, I've told the
minister all abrint my visit to • New
York, but I didn't eay anything about
the meetings where the curtains rest.
and ain't a going to, either. -The lit-
tle rogue Was just about as discreet as
her pa was when he told her to keep
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11. DIXoreart
It al ways sort o' makes the fell sad
and down-bearted to read about the
prodigal son in tee 13ible, said Farmee
Silltens to his male offspring who was
home on his summer vacation.
a.a-s.'
Yaws, eehoed the old man, as hit,
lips curled 'contemptuously, he ' came
back and says honorably and Elat-footed
I've done wrong an' 1 want another
chance.
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Yaws; he didn't memo back te the
Luau pizeuidi the very butterflies with
the smoke from is siggereets an' say,
Pops, *le boy, I'm dead broke ;
couldn't yon let me have a twent to
keep up my end with the fele at the
club? Not iuch ite
And the obi man heaved a sigh an
went mit to feed the hogs.—San. Fran
• eisoo Wap.
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The SPEetki ANNou•Non6fENT which
app ared in oar columns some tiro,
' etude, ao»onneiag. speeial arrange -
MOM Wit h Dr. B. J. Itesnam. (Jo
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"A Treetiee or the }terse and his Di
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onebled to ob"ain a copy of the vale
• able work rims by sending their ad
dress. to 13. J. KUNDA.Lit 86 CO.,
(end or:clueing a two -coat stamp
for Mai-iog, sante) is renewed for n
limited period. We trust all will
even theeisel vet: of the opportunity ot
obtaining this valinehle work. To
•every lover of the Horde it is indie.
pentable, as it treats in a simple
manner all the. diseases which afille•
the ttobie animal. Its phenorninal
sate tbrongliont the 'United Sl Attie
and Canathe nuke it etandard author-
ity. Mention, We paper Wien marlin!,
for "Treatise "
—All new nulY4cribtts for 1800, paying $1
in advance, will have the TWOS for the
Aiden et of the preecnt year Pee, Whost
who fiend in their subseriptiens earliest
will thus be the largest gaieere.
Take gifts with a sigh ; most men
give o be.pitia.—john 13oyle O'Reiley
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.4 trinik eaolete ap6s4tosei glifinstolg*A4•4
Au musing anseclots te tolcIrshout tbs T
recent experience of Baron Von MIttker14:-.11716learitilthuree
unlit. the Wureemburg minister presi. teineleetileleVai ;,:rs
dent, with the telephone. His excellen. orresee., owe to
ey Wa9Iately paying a visit incognito to
his son at Ulm. While inspecting the -----
sights of the town in company with his BARBEA
relatives and a Hamburg; lenator, he
went at the request a the latter to the
posts:nee to 0.7 the new tt-dephone con. MR, MALCOLM 1110DOZTALDt
nectlon between Ulm and Stuttgart, At. waif or amar,)
ter ringing and asking to bo tonnected Ha ing purchased the barbering business of Atestol.
rainillar vele° of the chancery ger
with the foreign office at that towavaunlet taitzuriattielititnriats.,ipiretsepeafie074110.ttorogIVeahniienlitioettrziaorll
was heard asking in broad Wurtemburg SHAVING AND NAMICUTTIND
dialeet: "Who Is there?" To Herr Von IVO my specialties.
reply --"Minister President re.Olve me a call at the old stud, °Welty GIO140*
PrIittnacht"—there came the impatient U4"t'tY31411tar°.
answer; "You be blowed; don't try and
green me; the minister president is net
at Ulm," Iiis excellency replied: "Yes,
1 am here; call Councilor B. to the tele-
phone," The servant would not believe
'the voice of the minister, and gave the
well known evasive answer ".41,11 the
gentlemen havegone out," The minis-
ter's angry order had no effect. The ser
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vont at length broke off the coraraunica-
tion after a final asseveration that his in-
terlocutor was quite a different person
from what he professed to be, and that
be was not going to be caught so easily.
—Chicago Times. Highest arket price.
14'114.
The etas' of Siberia is so great in winter
that many kinds of provisions, which
are with us either sealed or salted, are
there kept by simple freezing. The ap-
pearance of the markets at that season
N described by Kr. 1,..ansdell:
Frozen chicken, partridges and other
game are often thrown together in heaps,
like bricks or firewood. iluteherif meat
defies the knife, and some of the sales-
men place their animals in fantastic:,
positions before freezing them.
Frozen fish are piled in stacks, and
milk is offered for sale in cakes or bricks.
A stick or string is generally congealed
into a corner of the mass to facilitate
parrying, so that a wayfarer can swing
a quart cif milk at his side, or wrap it in
in his hesulkerelaiete at discretion."—
' Youth's Comenelifels•
Bluffed on a Sure Thingt Picture PlOntillt; and ordered Avork 'will receive
•• and triklythiTgVilthilitialbz°1111031111nglnel°1113gelh 84;
There were two of the men in our gang litursoin.tepiatt andasi
rta attention, All Work thine lu
of Pennsylvania oll well drillers and
blasters who were constantly fooling
Undertaking Promptly attended to at any hour
with the nitro-glycerine. They would Every requisite ie Stock, .Embalming a specialty,
take chances to make your hair stand on
end, and the trouble was they imperiled D. B.ti "MICK.
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the safety of many others. Pile of their Funeral Director nd Embalmer.
favorite pastimes was to get out after
noonday lunch and' toss a two pound can
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of stuff as far as they could heave it. 1 BROCIiENSH1RE'S
more than once saw them stand fifty
feet apart, and on three or four occasions lit
saw the can miss their clutch and fall to ,E'r
the earth. • Our foreman and all the
other men did a great deal of swearing
siekee_reeitee....•;
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soured for soar •
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Oat Neal Mill Opened.
The undersigned, desire to inform farm
era and the people generally that they hal
reopened their
Oat Ilea' in Vilingharn,
And are now prepared to purchase Oat in
unlimited ituan titles. and at the
They will supply customer,: with the BEST
GUAM in Oat Neal.
ELDER dc. CLEGG,
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RED ROOKER
£uxnitircStone
A SPLENDID ASSORTMENT
FURNITURE of all Muds,.
Which will be sold at lowest figures.
HAM) MADU OR ORD.EIIEZ 400Ds
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RAW,
—GO TO
EBSTER'S
OAPS, SIIIRTS,
COLLARS, CUFFS, 0.0
Cheap for KASE.
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THE CITY GROCERY
HANGED HANDS.
0. J. READ IN
Having purchased H, Iliscock's grocery and made heavy pure
ebasses in
GENERAL GROCERIES and PROVISIONS,
Irma% Confedietkery, ereekery,
'Clitasware, &a.,
He has now
OIR•Msiel Ge OD
ARRIVING DAILY,
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SOLID •BARGAINS FOR CASU
Come and see.
Try goods and ascertain prfeks...
A CHOICE STOOR OP G4.RDEN SEEDS & HOUSEHOLD ri Ow%
0. J. READING.
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over this foolishness, and once the men Long Experience,. close. nStention and
vv;bre discharged for it, but they were unexcelled facilities, enables me
taken back after a time, and as we grew' to turn out uniformly a class of
more used to the stuff we took more work Neal to that Of any
chances. ' Gallery in the west,
One day the men got out with their
can; and as the fun was about to begin
Bar Work of every description artiR•
our foreman said:
valise promptly and satisfactorily done.
"Boys, that nonsense will be the death
of you yet."
"Bet you ten to five it won't," replied GAMES,. AND FAMILY GItODPS
one of them.
----- A.
"Yes, and I'll bet ten to one it won'tSPECIALTY.—
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bluffed the other, as he shook ifs wallet
at the foreman.
The latter failed to cover, and as he
sauntered off down the hill I followed
him. We had walked abotit 200 feet
when we were suddenly lifted up and
thrown flat to the earth, and then fol-:
lowed a crash which- seemed to have
rocked the continent. As 'soon as we
eacild get up we ran back to the derrick,
or where the derrick was, It had disap-
peared; as well as our shanty, and on
the site was a hole into which you could
have dumped a cottage. Not the slight-
est scrap of the two can tossers could be
found, and the foreman and I stood for
several minutes staring into the cavity.
Then he suddenly slapped his leg, waved
his hand in disgust and growled:
"What a two story iLlol I was not to
take those hetst"—New York Bun,
Adapts at Stealing.
Tho native races along the southern'
coast of South America are deseribed as
professional wreckers and thieves. Their
practices are told by the author of "The
Cruise of the Fakon," not for corunaend-
ation, of course, but to warn sailors who
may be cast away on those shores.
One sailor is sitting half asleep on his
sea chest, A gaucho :omes up and taps
him on the back.
"l3ueno, Johnny; bueno, Johnny."
"If you are tit cif I will send a bullet
into you." says Jack.
"Buena, Johnny; bueno; till to -mor-
row;" and off skulks the gauche to his
horse, which he mounts. With a far -
dente Mille he takes off bis hat to Jaek,
bidskitu farewell, and digging his spurs
into the flanks of his wiry little horse,
leans over his neck and ia off at full gal-
lop over the short grass of the sandy
plalns.
At the limit stride of the horse, to
Jack's Intense surprise. his box is
wrenched violently from wider him. He
jumps up, rubs his eyes and before he
can recover his sensetehe sem his prop-
erty rolling and Winning away over the
sand hills at -the beela of the gauehe's
steed; for this clever gentleman bad
managed to make one end of his lasso
fast to the handle of Jack's hot while
engaged in conversation with lietnee.
Ventli's Companion,
A Large Assortment of Fratnes
kept constantly on band. Prices as Ist. THAT I HAVE THE BEST ASS DRTED STOCK
low as are consistent with good work. WATCHES, CLOCKS AND JEWELLERY IN WINGHAM.
2ncl. THAT THE QUALITY OF MY GOODS IS EQUAL
ZETLAND SAW MILL THE
BBST.
3rd. THAT MY PRICES ADE SUCH THAT IT IS SAFE AND
PROMA.BLE FOR ALL TO DEAL WITH •ME.
GEORGE TAOMSON, ProPrietor, TiST TIIIS von•-y-OTTIZSM.Z111'
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tritli 1a igtiv
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Lumber of all kinds.,
First-class' Shingles,
and Cedar Posts.
Car Lead Orders a Specialty.
'WOOD delivered to any part of
Witighain,
BY CALLING ON
E. F. GERSTER
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Shingles,Shingles Pioneer Hardware Store
The undersigued have en baud a large
quantity
weirder:I by"mail prompt y attended to. FIRSTULASS
GEORGE Tuomsett, >
Windom IT, 0
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