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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1889-11-22, Page 6• )1.c c? 0ttu; am .runes F.1t11):l.Y, NOV EM UIJt le ll. G YJayrt,:n• --As Bo:'se Veit!: rstunet 3t t;lmteel it is to have raft 1ltindR. Pitt a„t ;.;'ntecl to `vt•tk 01; Louis; G °uteel it is to bu in bed, .tiet nor genteel t} earn Nutir.breafi; Gentle i;, is to miner tens! how, Bet tit ;nate..! to sow tend piety ; tienteel it le to play the bean, l;ot cop `=eneteel t.} retell and mewl Oent, .•tat i., rtb keep a';ig, Ilut not genteel to lore or dig; (genteel it is in trade to fail, Bat not genteel to twine, the iiell ; Genteel it is to plat a foul, Put not genteel. to keep a wheal ; •Genteel it id 1:1 cheat your tailor, lint not genteel to b;: a sl;ilar; . ^Genteel it is to iii tit a duel, lint net genteel to ent voter fuel (Genteel It 1s r4} rat rich Cake, But not genteel to conk or bake; Genteel it is to have the bllte,i; .But not genteel to weer thiel nhoes ; ;Genteel it is to roll fn wealth. But not 'genteel tghave good health ; Genteel it is to"mit " a friend, But not genteel your dothee to mood ; Genteel it is to make a show, But not :genteel poor fn»ilt to know ; Genteel it IR to go away, But not geuteel at horde to stay ; Genteel it is to smirk and smile, But net' genteel to shun all guile; Genteel it is to be a kuiwve, - But net genteel your cash to save ; :Genteel it is to tnitke a het, • ,But net genteel to pay a debt; • Gente1 it is to curse and swear, But not genteel old clothes to wear ; Genteel it is to knew a lord, But not genteel to pay our board; Genteel it is to ship and hop, But not geuteel to keep a shop. Tint •Galt Ltcfol•mer, gets ort' the fnl!owing: Yes, "the world o move,” after all. Those who were resent at the W 0 T U in the Baptist' church one afternoon last week witnessed a i sight which was calculated to inspire themost ardent advocate to woolen's rights. Whilst the wives and dough- terel•4df the laud were . discussing the third "party" and other grave ones - tions of state, one , of the erstwhile •"lords o, ,:rection" paged'the Corridors in tine"lordly'5 endeavor of trying to keep his offspring from breaking out :into open rebellion. The witrss and .daughters looked upon withh-feelings of satisfaction at the thought that man had at last found his proper place, and the 'yoke' had been broken. As for.tl;e fallen 'lord,' he presented the ,appearance of a man who would be pleased be sell himself without making -anything en the transaction! I Also an Experience or Editors. I listened with interest the other day to an intelligent" typewritt:r de - ,liver herself on ,bbe subject of the .:English in `the papers she copies. She ;has an office in a down -town office :building and does work for all °lasses. 'of business then. What surprised '•me when 1 ;first began typewriting, she said, was to find out how little simplicity, clearness and directness there was a business mattes style. The 'papers I read, •tbout everything from .mines to patent garters, would eon• `fuse the wits of a Socrates,- they are so verbose and involved anti confused, g'to say nothing about grammar 'that • eHakes a subject singular and a pre• Coate plural, or scatters capitals as if with a pepper box. We typewriters 'bllave to straighten out things like that - 1all, the time, and we have to he 11'1 •diplomatic about it as conrti'rs as :welt.. If we don't do it the men see or find out: there is something wrong when it is done. and then hate us and take their worll.•somewhere else, but we Must not.ask them about any changes;• Shat mortifies e'm and makes 'ern mad; and again if we snake .chane that they get on to and don't happen to know that it is a mistake corrected, why ;;hen they Baro up. They are -always writing big articles, the big, grids are, about what should be taught iu public Schools. I can tell 'em what should eome before drawing or chemistry or algebra, and that id the ability to write plain English on plain subjects. And it doesn't now, I can tell you that.—N. Y. Graphic. Au experienced hide dealer publishes sa note of advice that farmers and otters who have itlees to sell should :11tke off the horns and tails and any 3tliri+• that Wray be on them. Tho de pressed state of the hide market and low prices demand this, otherwise -dealers refuse to 'handle thee. It ee,uld be well for all thoge ieterestt°d to 3 .' "tr this recommendation iIn roil.(„ Consumption Surely Cured. Tomos Zinnia :—Please inform /our readers the t • haves positive re.'tely for the abive named dimmed. My its timely ate thousands of hopeleea Vales have Been cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of *Ay tweedy rRs1tl to any of your readers who hard erolssun�lptton it they Will send me their Expre,e and P. A *'(lest!, Rr'nectfully, DA. T. A. pL0'CUIL I* Wst; Adelaide fel. Toroati 4t , IfitlknanneNt •t• Mites, Aberdeen, yi:0tliell;•4, Orem'o City. I Alexandria, Egypt, Delta Oily. ll•kroU, 0.. Alutinttiitt City. Athens, Greece, City of the Yiu'et ("tow a. P'dtimt'•re, 111=1., :tlonutlo'ut;t! City l3irmnt;louu, 0•, Brno Town. l;ufiton. :11ISS,, Peri tan City ; Med- Athena; !!till, Of t1.,- 11t311t.ir4;; City t'f Notiurlt; ; Athtus of .#:tteriett ;1 Tilt' l.l11b. Brooklyn, N. Y., City of Churches. Buffalo, i:,. Ji., Queen Gi.y of the: Lakes. B•tlrlee, Sarin, City of the Sun. 0air'r, 1'i:ypt, City of Victory. Oitt'innati, 0., Queen Oity ; Porli:o- pn'is ; Qtleen of the West ; 1.}uris of America. ('hieogn, Ill., invden City. (llevelaud, 0., Forest, City. Cork, Ireland, l:)risieeen City. Dayton, 0., Gem City. Detroit, Mich., City o: the Straits. .1i dmnburgll, Scothuid,1111tideu Towu ; Northern Athens; Modern Athens;. Atbeus of the North. Gibraltar, Key of the Mediter• rumen. Hannibal, ilio, Blurt City. Revenue, Cuba, Pearl of the An- tflles. Indianapolis, Ind., Railroad City. Jerusalem, Palestine, City of Peace; City of the great Xing. 'Keokuk, Ia., Gate City. Louisville, Ky., Falls City. ' Limerick, Ire., City of the Violated reaty. L••well, Mass ; City of Spindles : Manchester of America. London, England, City of ,;Haste; Modern Babylon. . • Lynchburg, Va., Hill city: Milau, Italy, Little} Paris. Nashville, Teen., City -ef Rooks. New Haven, Coun, City of Elms. New OrleanseL:t, Cresceut City. New York,N.' Y.,Gotltrim ; Empire City; Metropolitan City. Philadolphit,Pa., Quaker City; City of ,Brotherly Love ; City of Homes. Pittsburgh, 1.11;, Iron City ; Smoky City ; Birmingham of Ameriea. Portland, Me., Pdrest City. • Patterson, W. J.,Lyons of America. Quebec, Can., Gibraltor of Ameri- ca. Roane, Italy, Eternal City ; Name- less Cite.; Queen of Cities; Seven Hil,ed City ; Mistress of the World. Rochester, N. Y., Flour City. St •Itouis;, \1o,, !bound City. San Francisco, Cal , Golden Gate. Salem brass., City of Peace. Salt Lake City, City of the )saints. Springfield,1i1.,Flewer City. Sodain and Gumorrh, Cities of the Plain. - Toledo; Ohio, Cern City. Venice, Italy, Bride of the Sea. • Washington, D. O., City of Magni• ficent Distances. Winnipeg, Man., Gate City of the _Northwest. , Xenia, 0., Twin City. • • . Zanesville, 0., City of Natural Ad- vantages.-- Southwestern . Journal of Education. Tompkins—I heard you started a paper out west some time ago. John- kins--Yes, and the first issue of it was a remarkable one. Tompkins—Ile, markable ! In what respect? Johnliius —Besides being the first it was the last .issue. Excuse ole, miss, said a smart young man- to a lady wbo affects juvenility in heed dress, but your hair is all down. Thank you, was the re ply ; possibly you have observed the same thing in connectiou with 3 oar moustsche. Doetall told me that I must net walk vapidly or dwutk ice watah, sold• Gus DeJay confidingly to Miss I3ellr• Pepperton. Did he' •Ya -as ; he said I might get congeetiou of the bwain, you know. Dear me how little these dost es seem to know. Stranger (to (ireyman, wbo has just pulled him out of' the river) --•M% good man, take this dollar, . and wet; come. That Is enough, isn't it? Dray. man—It will be, sor, if yet will go and fall again, an' give me a chance to make anothea •dollar before the coroner. Woman is an enigma. faoe a frowning world and the man she loves through bitter season of trial and but she wouldn't wear a weeks behind the style to government. She a ill' cling to the moat adversity, hat three save the 13HILOH's VITALIZEll is what yon need for -penstipation, Lees of Appetite, Dizeine'tel, and all symptoms of Dyspepsia. Price 10 and 711 cents par bottle. For sale by C. L, 1Wllliams. Foodlelhoy—Not at home 1 Why I told her L'd call this afternoon. when she gave me the raee>iage, ootman—Yes, sir; to she told me • 1. 0 . 4dR SUHSCR1Bt:PJc• ,'+ r..1. =t4.•st, • • Th;• m 1'lIcIAT. A';' a 1- :WM V E\ b 11,1604 14.1../i• ..V Emirs J1;';,4Iet Pat 05 "y than aril aro! in Otlr colnttttie mane tilt e 1 • 441*USC 1.414: N, 44, kitlIN.4 :AIM 01,11tt!itllf a ,iii t til; tirl'„:111 [ . , 11111!:A 11;. • • -_. •• (NT. �1• "ut w+.h 1)r. 11..1, x;t:;�ltnla, (�u , a; — Jit , `,, ...11 1.'..11. �'r , illi libellers of r' '!•`� WQ l.v,. -41'1.'leatitePutilt.11ui'.t•33,31hi. 1)i.: m i. • M 03 4..:4 i t ., gilts ltbet•elty our sn ,`crtl,crs ewe1.1:. • • ou+tiled to oh' On tt v;.py et ti;e e,„11 1 GI eI':i.::' C•1.' ttIId Lorilt"!•(.1.', aisle work Fnui; i:y :eolltiit g their ytd• twl t<INAM, (!1.4:19 to 1'i J. 1`tesnet .I. ee (•'('r (a tai rncivaitig a to ti -eget t tilt::e for inti ili1g” 4401113') i„°breno%ed f•'r a 1 limited period. We: trust all will avail theiarselvet; of the opportunity of obtaining this Valuable work. '1'o every lover of the Horde it is indict lieneable, nh it treats in a simple Innuner all t''e dieeaaes which nilitet'. the u'rb'o animal. Its phenofllival1 sale throughout the United States and Canticle, nmakte ito standard anther •- ity. tlaentit,n this paper when sending fur ''Treatise.' --'File will take pleasure iu ing the TIMES to any address iu 0 the United States, from now 1890, for ten cents. tiubsorihe a Ai!'nt fur )lnwney's (tltlatar.) ;Lae. • " .-- qr 0() 000 1'0 I p .i 1 . •net • t � tin 1 =„ Ou J''ilrrt:and T,,'trt 1'.. tl'1to at '.t1y 1.014[:,t hats$ and 1111 1°vftn+! 4 el,lt 1Wt111,1% d• M0RTGAOC i PUn.13iAtiED til? C�3tarrit334QN reseeeme hntrntv4:ra can ebtuin money i1. 1 (lays if Ettielautury. Ie. VANSTONE, 11.:eYt'/ 11.4t;r, W1ughaln. k)1utii.':'� ; 1� -.. O. 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H , try . ,114 a! 44, Spa,181 1.1.41 1..1. l t. ,4. ,,'1t. !ti. et.lc•htt•, er for lede,Ty periods. A.it 11.1 iretl4 i ,alt::art sped tie direr tiers. v:11J he ilea tell till i44i4t341. a•., ,'344':1't tl,•.•oitli.'g . Trait- sltt.:•,l 4,111 '1t i• cinema ii, wit le.• i• 44 in ailsa41c. Vintners tor eelitr 4.4. 41114114.4 4I4t:nttt lutist. he in the0tlire 1.3' 1ye.;4n••t4uy nt',11, in under to itiyor;t that weep 1i. ;s:.ID I1 T . P e't's 3 7 1 ,Can P stint= IVION.k:i'Y TO LEND. I f1111E (10IRPOR,'tTION OP' TEL T()WNOilri' 041, 1 Turui'erry lois about P,3,400 to loin on blurt- ! gages, 1''or,tclnls apply to, forward. P. eicleet43 N, or Wei. l'fo1'1i11RSON, 1133114111 or ; TP. Tn41Asr11ri, tyin;,ltatu. RNBvr., elleularrou•. until Jen !' Wingham, May t 00Ceh • 1 ' Tun Rev. Gno. H. Tonna, of Bourbon,Money. to I,Gt"9it OIl �v'Oi gist. R - - ' : "" "` "�'� `" 'le,fta�" Ind„ says; Both myself and wife owe 1 ! our lives to 'fJ•UILOII'S C0SBUMI"TION Colne." For sale•by C. E. Williams. , The baker ought to roll in wealth. The mathematician ought to cut a figure in society. • Ann you made miserable by Indigestion, Conutipittion, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Yellow Skin Shilob's Vitalizer is a posi- tive cure. For sale by 0. E. Williams Tan hopes to live though years may peso, And only lives to hope—alas • Well, those summer trousers were getting baggy at the knees anyway. • Funny, isn't it, that 110 marriage ceremony is a success unless there is a hitch in it somewhere I Pon DYSPEPSIA and Livor Complaint you have a printed guarantee on every bottle of Shiloh's Vitalizer. It newer fails to care. For sale by 0, L. Williams "Slow and sure, the wise heads'claim Is by far the better plan. The slow Ulan gets thorejust the Beane— Just behind the other man. Adam wasn't bothered with milli - neva bills. In his time clothing was merely a figurative allusion. WHY will you tough when Shiloh's Cure will give you immediate relief? Price 10o, 50o. and e1. For sale by 0. Jd•Wiiliams. SAILOH'SCATAsxsu REMEDY—a positive cure for Cateirrh.l)tphtheriaand Caukar Mouth.. Per sale by 0. E. Williams. A mail may hear that is going on round the corner, but he can't sett it even with a circular saw. ,Well, summer's over , at last, re- marked a man who came, in. Yes, I. think it is ; 1 notice you left the dour open. Ntr. i•1eneymoon—Did You sew that i•utton an my coat, darling ? Mrs. Honeymoon — No sweetheart. I couldn't find the button—hut 1 sewed up the button Hole rind it's all right. Doetor—.'Take these powders as directed and your cold will be gone in two or three days. Patient --You seem quite hoierse, doctor. Doctor • — Yes. I've had a a had cold for four weeks. I hear your husband has been out shooting. Did he have ' any luck 1 asked, Mrs. Fiteroy of Mrs. Shiftless. Oh, yea ; he had luck, if you please to call it 80, Iltt saved two fingers of his right hand. HOSPITAL REMEDIES. There is anew departure in the treatment of disease. It consists in the collection of the specifics used by noted specialists of Europe and America, and bringing thele within the reaoh of all• For instance the treatment pursued by special physicians who treat indigestion, stomach and liver troublee only, was obtained and prepared. The treatm}nt. of other physicians, celebra- ted for curing catarrh were procured', and bo on till these incomparable cures now include diabase of the lungs, kidneys, female, weakness, rheumatism andnervous debility. Ask your druggist for them. Those who cannot procure these remedies from their drngaist may remit 'lite price to Hospital Remedy Co., 303•Lest Xing St., (Toronto, and the remedy win ,bo shipped to them direct. (Tho priee'is one dollar each). Descriptive cataid sent on receipt of stamp to pay postage. SotiMld S AOeoild • old WaI,ly, jl••{i(,, jj�Hjj Bede 3'34 watch In the arid. newt Nntlkeeper. War - rattled, ;teary dont Bold Itohttn1 Cate, nosh ladies` and grow' Naee, with Worts and cues at trod relay /Jet Pea son to sash Id. tartly tan secure one ;Yee, tosetlur with oar large andeal. noble linty of Household Hampden. Theta temples, as wr 1 a the watch, we sen Pre., sad ane` yen bare kepi{ Norio in your heat* !or'se months and ohms there to then who May kayo *cited,tb. bwameyeurow* prepettom ve`teertrldi Ode, sleet ha nee Of thogrlaS the W • o It. M11CISINAL41, Notes tes D iicoumtod JOSEIMINE NTEEET, ATLEASC)N1(aPritl''l I'ATEw• Wi ii 11,• mare:ma money adranerd on mortgages at 0 per rent, with privilege of paying at 'the end of any year. Notts TANI•I3. A. i!I'T,)rteof 1'4rontoiti➢verFlty. and accounts collected. PICET, EleIINDOO. Mita and !fetid, no' •T!o old stand formerivoceli. • PIMht.' n„ 1:otbw,e, at thv roau'r of Centre ease Orsies,—Beaver Block. Win„ haul, Ont, 1'114341111 streets, 317>.cu.lal, OsT, s C R. t'. E. GOftl•'REY, Sana.'1 oma -;ill~ i •Flrst•cla4s 11n401 141.441 144:1 1 C'tr'rM prolfeltl cyrne,lnl• REAL ESTATE AND FIRE INSUR- uud7sttt";4eonsr4tleitiLet'i0.bt.ini,ii t.as,1i14 'ty'aielpstr ANCE AGENCY.Bt1411Stytc;oh7•. • Oiflce—At'.i+tthoe;int T'nrnnaeo. OFFICE : KENT'S EILOCK, VJIINGHAM. • whore all necessary Private funds to loan. A numbor•of Building Lots and Residence proper ti os for Salo. Those desiring to make ahome ie Winghtintshnuld oommunicate with, or apply in person at my OlRico, information can be btaoincd. H.' DAVIS Is OFFERING M 0 INT D ON F Au73JB ,PROP:ER: AT VERY LOW :RAT SZ, rn =Tel OFFICE—OPPosr, E ' s MA WINO iu 0Cro1Da Orn, ;USN. S. GRACEY KET. Supplies all necessaries for fun- eral furnishing having a Delivery Wagon specially 3414 this branch of lousiness, All orders attended personally, and delivered any: +- where within 10 miles of Wing: ham. Remember the place, first door south of the big brick hotel ou the main street, Wh gham, Jotent, R. 3. A. MOJ;1o;1, it AIM' I:44U .te., Wingiutm • Ontario. 4. • VANSTOIQE, BARRISTI'1R, SOLICITOR, NOTARY PLBU.IC CO:;VL•'V/t410E1t, Ji'TC. o ICES—tleavet Yrk.cic, 11•i1.a11AH, 0N'r„ 0011111h and 134.1144, 041. Private and Cccmr.any Muds to Ioan at iote rates Of interest. Mortgagee, town,, rod falym 33401;01'434 bought and sold. ltfe164444tsic (10U1 ttiOne'Ginar tttl%y, • y )1:NTIsTit'r._ J. S. JEIiOIIIE, 11170114M4 if ti 4,r • •J S a orot.h,i / t mfacturin1 cel• hiked reit vee-eiteplatt44.of the bestmt tori t..: i lap as they meta etti • got is the Lomil run. A11 work•war- rauted. Vegetable Vapor aduihlitei•ctl for the painless extraction of 43tutb, the only sate anesthetic Morn. 01'I 1034 ; In . the Seaver Block, opr:o*nn Abe Bruns ie lintel. DENTLS'14i.I.- W. Ii. MACI)ONALD, IYSssotlAM .E. 011,44 ($ ,._ }tt• iter of Vulcanite, Cellulott}, A11by, •,••••••!Z;,-.. ..- • ,n'tll,1i411 • C A..a4•I44tt41101�up1 ails 1111 stet 'crawling : 4:.1 1tsalgl'wol'k. T,le'tl' eX treated without the 1, 411.1 1.::n by rho use Of Vital* ;zed Air. Bead 4,Cice, tt 15441.44,4.., side entrance 4144. e ) from 0 the a ni to 0 par i. S', i 1}1bt• (Sunday y t et • 2rat1 and dtll Saturday Of eaehT40nt3e-••0144ll:at,Inf5.e se' hotel; Gerrie: 1st and Silt 3toul.ay s of cath ,pWntil•••. t'1 0U1 o at Albion betel. Etna, toy; 2:i cents. • TCIIN RITCIIIE, eJ GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT a'SNOIIAH,, ROBERT GUNNINGLIAM„ 1L INSURANCE FIRE AND MARINE, GTIELPIJ. #. DEAN. Ja., W1teaajM,, • LICENSED AUCTIONEER FOR TEE COUNTS' Ul' IIUItoN. Sales attended in any part of the Co. Cheapte' Moderate. JOHN CURRIE, W11401101, ONT., AICENSED AticTIONEEtt Solt 0'un eowtryor Minos. All orders left at the TIM office promptly ettead-• ce to. Terms reasonable. JAMES 1:IENDE1lS01\, Ll0c:tsrio AtICT(ONBER .Wein C01411I14s ]double Asa 11Bucs: All sales attended to promptly and 04'frhe 1hprtest Notice. Chartres Moderato and Satisfaction Guaranteed. All necessary arrangements can be made at t5 nitre' 001ee Wl4On ue• 085. BOLTON 4 IIAWKINS • P. L. At D. L. SURVEYOR% AND Ctnn IltrttlalttltM,. LISTOWEL Asa 1'1'INGUAM. All orders left at the Oftiee of the Tunis wilt re ce1v0 prompt attention, • LV WONT. IIITCIIIE,',� P. L. Surveyor, Civil Engineer and Draughtmaw Particular attention paid to division of properties eatt • into building lett,. settling disputed boundaries, preparing complete plane of towns and: pro e t for insertion in deeds. dC ose etions of rivers smad� ' and estimates of cost of Bridges Culverts, he. Peer files and estimates for grading finis, drainage, roes Cttttl� rind street .11:tprow:moots, sowers and other Engi- neering winks. Correspondence solicited, Mang **sand, and, character of work. OFFICE --At J. A. Qt(os's late office, 43 itra tans, 104t, eu ,ahs- > z MISS NBLLO MoEAR1' • �IJ lrlle.Ttfa 4 I's. Goortk Deana VdiIFgllrin Agency. 0 • fiLASsLi3 FOR INSTRUCTION ON PILED Oils STOW, iJI organ, lei Yoloe Culture and Iiµtsosy„ • )60411/03g. ttt..41aT11 ULe J