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Written on the death rR Ioniaerlek Fart Netterfic,d,
who died am the 12471 of Sept., axed two yore
and ee
Deer ild, you're gone to rest.
Thy tore how soon %W€s over,
God to 4rtin home. hokum it witabest,
To'dwell ler tit Iiitn iu iteltveu above,
For two short years he with u r Rtayea,
Till Cooed our hearts. he watt outwitted
,And 0, how earnestly We prayed,
That God Weald se.tre ourohild this
tinge.
Aching hearts he's left below,
hearte that will clot soon forget,
But when they think of thee lit heaven
'They surely will trot want thee back,
Our darling little angel ohild,
'We know thou art happy in thy borne;
0 may this thought our hearts beguile
'Whet where thou art we too may ooune.
8o' parents dear, you mu'lt not mourn
What ten Ilia wisdom God doth seed;
Trials are seat our hearts to turn
A_ndelliug to Jesus as a friend.
He who al Ways pays cash is a ere
•aOCount man,
Never threaten to kiss a pretty
Beg her pordatt.
lams= cussv), te.eallih amid sweet )breath
ttreoured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy.
Price 50 ceuts. Nasal Ilijjedtor fret. for
dale by C. E. Williams,
A pretty dlifrf crowd .'generally .as-
tseiubies at race -meetings.
WILL Rou seem; with Dyspepsia and
.Liver Complaint? Shiloh's Vitalizer is
;guaranteed to cure ,you. For sale by G". E,
Wi1Liams.
No wonder a man tumbles when
'Le has a full -overcoat on.
"CROUP, 'WHOOPING omen and Bronchitis
i'rnmediately relieved by Shiloh's Oure.
'or male by 0. E. Williams.
Most people. have their lives insur-
•ed as a mere tuatter of policy.
THAT it ci iNO 'COUGH Can be so quickly
,wured by Shiloh's Cure. We guarantee -it.
.+F'or sale by C. E. Williams.
A rootless attempt— To get up
stair without being heard by your
wife.
SHILO:'s. COUGH and Consumption Cure is
mold by us on a guarantee. It aures Con-
sumption,` For sale by C. E. Williams.
The waiter girl is different from a
'poet. • She is not born; she is made
to order.
SLeFeLusa NIGHTS, made miserable by
that terrible dough. Shiloh's Cure is the.
Ztemedy fur' you. For sale by C. E.
Williams:
School visitor — My eon, which
udy do you like best? Bad boy—I
0 'eel all,
OH'S VITarxzitR is what you. need for
,cipatiou, Loss of Appetite, Dizziness,
tt't all symptoms of Dyspepsia.. Price 10
nd 75 ceuts per bottle. For sale.by, C. E.
Williams."
Late hours tell on a man, but
ie doesn't seem to care as long as
they don't tell his wife.
Consumption Surely Cured.
To TIru Benoit ;—Please inform your readers that I
have a positive remedy for the above named dieease.
y its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have
San cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of
y remedy rens to any of your readers who have
onsumption if they will send me their Express and
P. 0. address, Respectfully, Da. T. A. SLOCUM
(Ali/eat Adelaide St. Toronto Ont•
Temperance orator—What is it,
y hearers, that drive men to drink?
eice from the back seat—Salt Mack-
erel.
Almon TO Mr:a ts.—Are you dieturbad at night
nit broken of,your rest by a sick child suffering and
rying with pain of Cutting Teeth? If so Bend at
noeand get a bottle of "hire, Winslow's Soothing
yrup" for'ChUdren Teething. Its value is incal.ul,
We, It will relieve the poor little sufferer
utnediatoly. Depend upon it, mothers; there is rib
betake about it. It cures Dysentery and Diarrhoea,
*elates the Stomach and Bowels, cures Wind Colic,
*tens the Gums, reduces Inflammation, andhues
one and energy to the whole system. "Mie. gives
oW'e Soothhig Syrup " for children teething is
ICasast to tho taste and is the prescription of one of
o oldest and best female physicians and nurses in
to Tutted States, and is kr sale by all druggists
roughout the world. Price twenty -flee Cents a
ottle. Be sure and ask for "Mks. WnestoW'a
eoTnine State," and take no other kind.
Dowty in Alabama a fevr days ago
young, negro Was convicted of vio-
tion of the local prohibition law and
neo $100. He was a witness in
ial before a County Justice, an
hen iso went to the trial carried a
the of whiskey in his pocket. After
e trial he offered the Justice n'
ink The later accepted. and then
ued it warrant for the arrest of the
gro 'for giving away liquor in a
ohibition distriot.
CATARRF4
tattlial iYeafn ..eta, Hay ever.
1► NEW 110ME TRRA'r1N$NT.
lrfferers are not generally aware, that those dis-
til aro oentagious, or that they arotduo to the
ROO Of living parasites In tiro llrtiina membrane
u nose and sastraohian velvet, Mioroecopio re•
h, however, bat proved this to be a fact, and
fetult is that a Wimple ramody has Neon Monti.
whereby catarrh, catarrhal deefness and hay
itra permanently dared in front one to throe
applleatlohs mule et Immo by the patent
u tea woolen N. 1B. -»For catarrhal ditoharaos
tqo,e{etkride. {whites) this'remedy Is a' specific.
lii#tlabii g this new treatmentis se t•od
d ljrttl b7 A. II. jOltris A Son, SOLI Wet
tenni, t71tg1tdlk-- 4o Atnetiefut
Don't Read This
UL YOU WANT TD )UT GUON MP,
I. We claim to have the largest and best assorted stock of Watches
Clocks and Jewellery in Wingham, Our stock consists of American
and English Gold Plated and Itolled plated Jewellery of all descriptions,
American and Swiss Watches, 'Canadian and American Geld and Silver
Watch Cases,, Spectacles and Opera Glasses,
2. We buy aThour goods in big lots, and pay spot cash for every-
thing we buy, therefore OUT custotners may be sure that we are at no
disadvantage as -compared with ethers.
It will pay you to call and inspect our goods before buying else-
where, We will sell. you 20 per cent lower than any, other dealer in
W inallarel.
In order to snake room for our large Xmas stock, now ordered, we
will sell at cost for 30 days,,
WATCH REPAIRING A PECIALTY.
For quality of material used and class of workmanship ,iwe ac-
knowledge no superiority at the people's Jewellers,
R. R. VANSTONE & Co.,
PR.ACTtCAL WATCHMAKERS AND JEWELLERS..
ONTARIO MUTUAL LIFE..
Cash Income for 1888 It 393,074 00
2,518,650 00
6,313,853 00
Assurances in force, Jan. lst, 1889 12,041,914 00
Surplus, Deo. 31st, 1888 90,337 09'
New Assurances written in 1888
Assets, as at Dec. 31st, 1888
SPECIAL FEATURES:
Prompt Payment of Claims, Annual Distribution of Profits, Guaranteed
Surrender Values, and Liberal Policy Conditions.
ALEX. AVVSON,
GENERAL„ AGENT.
Wingham Ont
IMIL:117 ETABU!NT
Has a most complete assortment of the LATEST, CHOICEST, and
MOST CHARMING ARTICLES in
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry
and Silver Goods.
TM QA ' s AUT AT ° Bea CAB'S.
er CLOSE. ATTENTION GIVEN TO REPAIRING, AND WORK.
WARRANTED.
GO RIGHT TO GREEN'S BLOCK FOR
YOUR JEWELLERY
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KISS HER AND TEtl,. HER SO.
You've a neat little wife $ honor, John.
As sweet as you wish oto see;
As faithful and gentle hearted,
As fond as wife can be;
A genuine, Horne loving Weinasl,
Not caring for LOSS and show;
She's dearer to you than life, John;
Then lase her and tell her Ora
Your dinners are promptly served, John,
As, likewise, your breakfast and tea;
Your wardrobe is always in order,
With buttons where buttons should be.
Her house le a cozy home nest, John,
A heaven of rest below;
You think she's a rare little treasure;
Then kiss her Michell her so
She's a good wile and true tO you. John,.
Let fortune be foul or Pah';
Of whatever comes to you, John,
She cheerfully bears her share:
You feel she'e a brave, true helper,
Andperhaps far more than you know
'Twill lighten her end of the load, John,
Just to kiss her and tell her so,
There's a crossroad somewhere In life, John,
Where a hand•on a guiding stone
Will signal one "over the river,"
And the other must go on alone.
Should she reach the last milestone first. John,
'Twill be comfort amid your woe
To know that while loving her here; John,
You kissed her and told her so.
—Woman's Magazine.
The Way of Least Trouble.
As Charles Mathews was. one day .
about stepping into his brougham (as he
never paid any one, lee" could naturally
afford a brougham), he was stopped by a
debt collector employed by one of his
many creditors. "Mr. Mathews, I be-
lieve?" inquired the naan. "Yes," re-
plied Mathews, affably. "About that
little account, sir?" "Account?" replied
Mathews, with an expression of supreme
surprise; "what account?" "Why, that
account I've been after these four years."
"Dear me, how much is it?" inquired
Mathews, putting his hand in his pocket,
"Seven pounds eight and fourpence, sir."
"Is that s,11? dear mel" "I've called near
on thirty times, sir." "Thirty times!
You don't say so?" "And written at
least twenty times. Yes, sir; twenty
times, and called thirty times. Only a
little matter of seven pound odd, and
here have I been bothering about it for
nigh on four years. What do you think
of that, sir?" "I think," replied Ma-
thews, getting into his brougham, and
driving off; "well, I think that it would
have been less trouble to have paid it
yourself."—San Francisco Argonaut.
Fattening Snails.
The vineyard snail is held in great es-
teem in southern Europe. It is by no
means uncommon in England. At one
time it was, believed to have been im-
ported by the Romans; while another
theory held that it was introduced about
the Fifteenth or Sixteenth century. It
is undeniably common in the vicinity of
old Roman camps. But it is frequent
also on chalk and other dry soils. and
the opinion new generally entertained is
that the Helix pomatia is a native Brit-
ish species. 'The, rulers of the world
were nevertheless its especial patrons.
: ALL Not content with eating it stewed in
every form, they fattened it in cochlearia,
or styes, meal boiled in wine being re•
garded as the food best fitted for pro-
ducing large and juicy specimens. How
successful they were may be inferred
from the fact—if fact it be—that some
of the shells of these domesticated snails
would hold a pint of wine.—Once a
Week.
;Jav
f,A:oad *Inti err6rLtei i1:e11ftl hit the
THE LED1NG.
BBOT AND SHOE STOREI
ss:
Owing to the late Boom I have made room for and have on hand
A Large Stock of-----
♦y'
ABE ROUTS and SHO Z1,
In addition to my Custom Business, nefy Competition in Qlnttlity, Sizes,
Land all) determined to sell Por CASA, AT 00Ii BUTTO PRICES
iiepairing as usual, and Cement Patching a Specialty, i• no&izit
a share of the patronage. Don't Forget the Plate Opposite the Central :Eiotel,
hips sewed free in all boots purchased froth elm.
Butter and egg to 11 as mu in exelilliike for goads.
10,1Yi'GR.11tl 'O1NT
Ferpetnal Motion.
Mrs. A. -So you have got a new hat.
It seems as if your husband gave you
everything you wanted. How do you
manage it?
Mrs. 13.—I do it by perpetual motion.
"Don't talk nonsense."
"I'm not talking nonsense. I work the
perpetual motion racket on him. I go
to a party, and some young man admires
me very much. My husband gets jeal-
ous, of course. We have a row. I
make up with him, but only on condition
of his buying nee a new dress or some
jewelry. With the acquired dress of
jewelry I make a fresh conquest. Hus-
band gets jealous again. Then we have
another row. We make' friends again,
and I get some more jewelry or a new
hat, and so on to the end of the chapter."
—Texas .Siftings.
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PAINE'S 1
CELERY .
COMPOUND
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ACTS AT THE SAMIL TRAIL 014
THE NERVE$,
THE i.IVER,
THE ROWELS.
and the KIDNEYS
This combined action gives it won-
derful power to cure all diseases,
Why Are We Sick?
Because we allow the nerves to
remain weakened and irritated, anti
these great organs to become clogged
or torpid, and poisonous humors are
therefore forced into the blood that
should be expelled naturally.
PAINE'S {
CELERY
COMPOUND
W11,4 CURE BILIOIISNEBS, PILES,
CONSTIPATION, RIDNEY COM-
PLAINTS, UR/If ART DISEASES,
FEMALE WEASNESS,RHZnMA•
TISM, NEURALGIA, AND ALL
NERVOUS DISORDERS,
By quieting and strengthening the
nerves, and causing free action of the
liver, bowels, and kidneys, and restor-
ing their power to throw off disease.
Why suffer Bilious Pains and Aeites 1
Why tormented with Piles), Constipation)
Why frightenedoverDieorderedKidneysi
Why endure nervous or sink headaeheal
Why have sleepless nights 1
Use PAINO's Cat.nay COMPOUND and
rejoice in health, 1t is an entirely vegeta-
ble remedy, harmless ip all eases.
Sold by all Druggist:. Price $1.00.
Six for.V..00.
WELLS. RIC HARDSO N It CO.,Proprietors,
MONTREAL, P. Q.
The hIoet Successful Remedy eller dis-
covered, as it is certain in its effects and
does not blister. Read proof' below.
STszaxsviLLE, I'. Q., May 8, 11189.
DR.$. J. E.EPDALL Co., Enosburgh malls, Vt.
Gentlemen have used Ilen.
-. dall's Spavin Cure for Spavins
and also in a case of lameness and
Stii7J pints and found Rasura
cure inevery,respect. Icordially ( .
recommend it to all horsemen.
• Very respectfully yours,
CBAnLss J, BLAcseLL.
Big Profits.
Tlie article in The Forum on enormous
profits of insurance companies should be
broadened to cover trusts of all sorts.
Mr. Hamilton shows that insurance com-
panies divide at the rate of 40 per bent.
in some instances; in others, 28 and 20.
This is simply indicative of extortion.
But our trusts are doing the same thing
—reaping from 12 tb 80 per Cent: oil
capital invested. From the foundation
of •our states it has been a general under;
standing that no investment should re-
ceive over from 5 to 8 per cent, interest.
The capitalist at that rate he gathering a
fair remuneration for the Ioan of his ao.
cumulations. Social equilibrium is im-
possible when capital manages to extort,
or by subterfuges to obtain, 20 to 40 pet
cent. --St, Louis Globe -Democrat.
Acorn on a tree worth two on
Four toes.
Young poet ---Now to tell the• truth,
t tloti't thiek this p tin of mine call
bit 'iliiprored On, Friend — Is it
tie badeta that
Th. Linooln Call; newspaper r.f
I ehr;titkfr, tttltiounces find horn. d
toatirt wt► 11 het re e ivett by the editor
ail tUbacriptiulitd
KENDALL'S SPAWN DDRE.
Sr. Taonus, P 'Q., A r1122,1889.
Ds. B. J. S.EteDALL Co., F.nosburih Falls, Vt.
Gents —1 have used a' few potties of your Sen-
dall's Spavin Cure on my nett,.
which was Buffering from Influ-
enza in a very bad form, and can
say that your Irendall'e Spavin
Cure mark complete and rapid
cure. Scan recommend It as the
best and most effective liniment
I have ever handled. Kindly send
lee one of your valuable books entitled "A Trea-
tise on the Horse." Yours respectfully,
tw leiwNsbN.
.KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE.
FORT ELLTOB, IKAN., May 10. 1859.
Tilt. B. J. KENDALL, Co , Enosbnrgh Falls fit.
Gentlemen:— I. aiways keep your 'Bendall'.
Spavin Cure and Blister on band
and they have never failed in
what you state they'Wlll do. I
have cured a bad base of Spavin
and also two cases of Ringbone
of years standing onm,u•naWbloh
I bought to breed from, and have
not seon any signs of disease in
their offspring, Yours truly,
D. J. O'lrasrra.
Price el per 'settle, or sea bottles for 155. _Alt
druggists have it or can get it for you, or it win be
Sent to any address on receipt of price by the
proprietors,
DR. B. J. I ENDALL CO.,,llnosburghValls, Vt.
BOLD BY ALL DItIIGGISTS.
When I say CORA I do not mean merelytx'
satgthemI ate n N mAeRdDhCeAh()vUEe,m return
I have made the disease of
PITS, EPILEPSY or
FALLING SIC3i"NI SS
A life long study. I WARRANT my remedy to
Gunn the worst cases. Beeauseothers have failed
is no reason for not now receiving a cure. Bend
atFAcLrit tIteEtMDyGFREoLRbP
office.
It costs yon nothing for a trial, and it
will cure you.. Address H. G. ROOT A1.t1«
Di.aneh OfSoe, 104W at.:d.Lnide s ltreat,
Toronto
Mott Settida4gateleitte
fes` '
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To at ones establishPj7R
trade In an parts, by
J. la
pllerntr ear auehInts
and treads whore ado people eon tee
them. 'PO win e6nd Tree to ane
per,on to nada loraltty,the vers
tete ,awing-tnarhine made fa
the wot1d,wikb alt the attlehtatebt
We win also sand frke a eeraptate
Poo of our empty and raleable art
maples. la relern 'e6 abb that ysn
thaw what we use. to abut who
may tenet roar borne, sad atter X
months ell !ball betaa,a lone ewn
Mro y Tau strand htaehrn'e w
6n{p ►t ewe tan WIa eN pat6nes,
*bieh bavIraa anti b.rat6 peleeti
tan ort la wold'he S $. wfl► Nit
hMee,,atta, Mad i*w Mire Int
.eft, iMHal6-
e its fW we. s 11 tb e. AJi .,
b<•1ttowlelaM 6 t iiw ' up write is A6at anal baa !wt.
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