The Wingham Times, 1889-08-23, Page 9• .
ow to be Haring,
Are you almost disgusted
With life, little man ?
1[ will tell you a wonderful trick
That will bring you eontentweet
If auything eau
Do something for.aowebody, quesk;
Do something far somebody, quick
Are you really tired
With play, little girl?
Weary., discouraged and aio1
I'll
lieu you
in�te world --
Do aometltipg for somebody, quick
Do something for somebody, guigl4,r
Though it rattle like the rate
9f the Rood, little nae,
And the clouds are forbidding and think,.
Xou can melee the sun shine
Iu your soul, little man—
Do something for somebody, quick;
Po something for somebody, quick!
Though the skies are like treea
Overhead, little girl,
And the walk like a well -heated brtek,
And all earthly affairs
la a. terrible whirl --
Do aomething for somebody, quick l;
po something for somebody, quick 1 '
Taos OLDEST HOUSE IN OANA.DA DEAD,
—Galt Reformer :—Whilst running
about the yard last week, "Merles
Cutler," the venerable steed owned by
Mr. A. T. Cutler, . of the Imperial,
ipjured his hip bone. As there. was
no hope of it recovery from the in-
jury, on Friday it was decided to put
au mud to hie sufferings, and 11e wee
znocordingly shot, "Charles Cutler"
was, so far as known, the oldest horse
in Canada. .He was foaled on .the
10th of May, 1844, and was therefore
ip his 44th year. lie was of tlleesen-
ger stook, and, was as fine a piece of
horseflesh as ever wore harness. He
was raised by. it Mr; Best, of the
Qounty of Oxford, and when kir. Out -
ler purcieased
ut-ler•purchased hon 20 years ago he was
considered an old horse. It will be
remembered that he was driven in the
trades' procession on tae let of July
last, and bad he not met with an acci-
deuf the "Old Gray" might have lived
for a number' of4 years longer. His
vitality was phenomenal, and if there
are any other horses in the country
that haye aetained. `to anything like
his age, let tinea step b the front.
is your wife very busy with her
household affeirs t Xes, 'easier than
ever. Too bad she will insist in do -
leg her ownh work, isn't it' She
doesn't any longer. She's got a ser -
`ant girl to look after now.
SLEEPLESS Towns, mademiserable by
that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is the
Remedy for you." Por sale by C. E.
'W'illiums.
The. word "clura'.' owes its birth to
one Joe Dun, .a famous bailiff of Lin
cola, so extrenseiy active artd so dex-
terous in the management of his busi-
ness, that it becalms proverbial when
a man refused to pay,, his debts to say,
" Why don't yort Dun him?"
Sexton's ViTerszpe is what you need for
Constipatign, Loss Of Appetite, Dizziness,
and all symptomsDyspepsia. Price 10
and 75 cents per battik. For sale by U..5.
Wiliiaane,
Among the obituary notices of an
Ohio paper, was the • following: 111r.
William Jones, of. Malta township,
;'gged 88; passed peacefully away on
Tuesday last from single blessedness
to matrinioniaLbliss, after a short but
.sudden attack, by Alice ;Blossom, a
blooming widow of 85.
&litotes Cows and Qonsumptiou. Cure is
gold by us on a guarantee. It cures Con-
sumption, ?"'or sale by C. E. 'Williams.
Mr. Robert Law, writer, dictated
a letter to his junior clerk, and when
it was being read over Mr. Law
found a very big mistake. Mr. Law,
being a mild man, did not get into
at rage, but quietly. asked:., Was it you
or I that made the mistake,, Jobn
Weel, said,John, as ire bad milinners-
for an inferior to talc' owre meekle ou
hinisel' we'll say it was you.
Wire. sen Sulfells with. Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint? Shiloh's Vitalizer is
tarauteed to curs you. Por sale by C.' E,1
Whims.
Human ntiture is. very queer, isn't
it ?,he observed to the other man on
the rear platform of the street oar.
Yes, I suppose so, replied the other.
eople are too sensitive --altogether
inIp".airarIAS. 1.
A very bad uncle .. -a earb•tinole,
Lighthouses are purposely made
very heavy,
The police and tranlpy fraternize
beeauso both are on the beat,
The secret of life is not to do what
erre likes, but to try to like what one
lues. to do.
eyrelieved E8i1 sn rimdiato y1t'ue,
IPor sale by C. t.`, 1Vitlfatus..
Patti says that sleep is the secret of
beauty, If this be so,what sleepless
lives some of us must have led.
A pure and noble Wooler; is like a
great and good newspaper_.neither of
there ever grows old.
An agriculturalist asks what he
should get for "kicking Dows." He
ought to get five years if he does it
habitually.
A faithful Scotch servant, seeing
his master in a towering passion, sant,
cautiously," Perhaps your honor would
be the better of an oath or two."
Jay Gould announces his purpose to
take things easy. He always took
them that way And put diens iu -tile tin
box.
The following is a true copy of a
letter received by a village soheel-
master " Sur, as you are a Haan of
noiedge, I intend to enter my sun in
your skull,"
At Patti's farewell in Buenos Ayres,
in the "Barber,' she was called out
thirty-two tunes,, and she receipts
were $23,0#0.
A Kansas minister'says:.—"I have
been a far more useful wan since the
Lord revealed to me that'I was never
to be a great man.
It is said that a part of Queen
Victoria's savings has been invested
in real estate in New York City, and
that each year she draws a. handsome
income from the rentals.
A Maine newspaper announced
Ben Butler's appearance in the town,
and spoke of the 'bright, red nose
that he always. wears,' The General's
friends, of course, knew that the
paper meant bright, red rose.
Theophrastus called beauty's silent
cheat.' It is suspected that Theo, fed
his beauty with ice cream and ehoeo-
late caramels all summer, and as seen
as the first snow came she went sleigh.
in with another fellow.
Its all countries scales are the em-
blem of equaland impartial justice..
It is evident that the fellows whose
business it is to get up emblems never
trade much at certain meat and provi
sion stores.
Judge a man by his eyes, but 'a
women always' by her ' lip,; said Ben-
jamin Franklin. Now we understand
why Benjamin happened to get to
deeply interested in the study of eIee-
ttioal pbenomena.
Fenderson--I don't like your friend
Brown. He is positively rude. .1fe
went so far last evening as to tell me
1 was a jackass. It was entirely un-
called for. Fogg—I agree with you,
my boy. It was entirely superfluous.
Destroying his prospects, Father
—See here, Robert, why do you rimke
such a fuss about aging to school ?
Small Boy (tearfully).— I—I don't
want no education, pa, 'cause if I get
one I shan't never have a Soft seat on
ajury, like you.
Now, said the bridegroom to the
bride when they returned from the
honeymoon, let ne Have a clear under-
standing before eve settle down to
married life. Are you the pre; dent
or vice president of this society?' 1
want to be neither president nor vice-
president, she answered I will be
outset with a subordinate position.
What is that 1 Treasurer.
The mother of a family showed the
tioket•colleetor on the railway a
couple of half.iare tickets for her two
children. The latter, after looking at
SAVED, 8Y A . BELL. BUTTON.
rtes Qkt To1e;xrspber'a Oneeesentl Ihrperle
ereirt with a Mors $ouueer.
"Rome years ago;" mild A. Howard,
"my life and $20,000 belonging to racy
partner, Jim Bigney, and myself were
saved and a gang of robbers broken up
by nneans of an electric bell. Jiro and I
sad been telegraph operators, but had
abandoned the business for mining, We
had luck in prospecting, and after a Pew
years had sold our claims for eS7,80o, of
which we took x,800 in promissory notes
and started east with the balance, chiefly
in bank notes. It appears that three
outlaws learned the real value of our old
trunks and contents, 1 had loft Jim at
the clerk's desk of a new fangled•hotel
in a western town and followed the par-
ties as they carried the baggage to the
front end of our room on the fourth
floor. After dismissing them I had shut
the door, neglecting to look it, however,
and had turned to the washstand behind,
When I heard the doorswing slowly open
behind me.
"Waking it was Jim, I rinsed the
lather from my face and turned, only to
dud a roan bolding a six shooter in my
face, another locking the door and a
third'making a break for the trunk. 1
wanted at first to argue the matter from
a standpoint of morality,, and so inquired
what right they bad to disturb nae in
dressing. But the mon with the gnu re-
marked axiomatically, 'Might makes all
things right, stranger, and this is might,'
tapping his weapon with, the disengaged
hand. I felt that the silent instrument
in his hand was a deepero, more potent
argument than any I could advance un-
der existing circumstances.
" "Back him up to the wail and keep
him, covered until we get the stuff, and
then we'll slit his throat and lope,' re,
sunned the leader.
"Though the programme did not just
suit me, I acquiesced, as far a@.tlzerwall.
'Put your hands behind- you,} command
ed nay' jailer, 1 dtr, when a happy
thought struck me. My right hand had
come in.contact with a knob, which I
recognized as the electric bell which
Communicated witk the clerk. This was
e feature of civilization the robbers were
not posted about. Unobserved by them,
I began sending the. following nneteage:
" 'Jima Three robbers have the door
looked, and are just waiting to get our
dust to murder me.Get a man and step
ladder, and don't make a sign of noise,
put a gun through, the transom and
shoot. Be quick and .careful.'
"My only hope was that Jim might, be
still lounging where I left him, in which
case his ear would quickly catch. on.
There was a chance in a hundred, and T
began to sweat very freely. But I started
repeating the message, and was nearly
through, when bang, bang, two shotg
were fired from over the, door, and the
Haan, who had not been. bit, turned just'
enough to let me hit him back of the ear
with my right hand ---the foree of despair
and the knowledge of being on the right
side at last. It would be painting it a
shade light to say we bad sprung a sur-
prise party on the visitors., 1 had a gun
in a moment, and kept the thieves at bay
euutil the two menoutside got in and tied
them tip, except the leader, whet .was as
'dead as a. luau ever gets tole. The other
wounded erre died in a hospital three
months afterward, and my jailer was
trilled in an attempt 'to escape jail about
the same time,
"As I had expected, when the bell be-
gan ringing the message in the office,
Jim was there and commenced taking
it r.The clerk gazed in such astonish-
ment that he forgot to start a boy up to
answer it for minute, when Jim pulled
his gen and remarked: 'The first man
that leaves this room gets all I've got
here in the•neek.' When he had got the
' •ringogram,' as he afterward termed it,
he rapidly explained, cautioned every-
body else not to follow, took a drummer
he had meton the train, snatched a lad-
der, arid as soon .as he could climb
around the job was, done.”—Ste. %,eats,.
Globe -Democrat.
too sensitive. I don't know about that. ' them doubtfully., said c How old are
We*have a do, For ied nose.insYoupareenot to are ? They are twins. ly
tw ns- Ali l Thenand hei
, after a
blame for it, perhape 1 but you` are :.o.' moment's pause, the man enquired :
sensitive that if I. should, offer you a . Anal where were they born i The
remedy for, it you-.--.. You old loafer, ` tnotlier (untbinkzugly;to-This one was
I�ve a good mind to knook your head born in New Zprk and the other in,'
elf, hissed tine red -nosed man As he: Paris.
squared Off, Told yozn to 1 repli" d the 'tire. l,fards pee- --We never see you
other' as 'lie dropped off'. Bureau now, Mrs. Nuricli, sicca our hush.
xtt`ture is tha queerest thing on eeeth. and lwas lueky enough toteako money.
eonuttmpt1' i1 Surely Curdcf, I suppose yea are trying to forgot all
TO TOR EDITOR :--i'teas:,inform yoerreaders that l , about the dityys when we lh'ed tee:thee"
have a positive rain_ sly for the above named disease. in ehen . 1od +blas 1 er ee, I�uricb—ro 1
By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases Have ` p 1'' rs iforget' '
Wen oared. r shall be glad to send two bottles o : slot, indfliia, 1 Wou • d not those
niyremedy vitt to any of your readers who haul days for the mor di The contrast is
consumption if they will send Ina their t xprese ane
P. 0. address, Respectfully, nit. T. A. SLOCbYbid BOO pleia+art. Liut then,,you see, the,
Sit west Adolaldo Sr,., Tomato, Out' money, T have now enables me to
The b`rontctriac potato crop threat~' move in the society to which 1 always
Anatobe a f natsretly belonged,
.b: h'retatS' Action.
A newsboy took the Sixth avenue elee.
vated at Park place at noon yesterday,
and sliding into one of the cross seats fell.
asleep. At Grand street two young wo.-
men got on and took the seats opposite
the lad. His feet were bare and bis hat
had fallen o$. Presently the younger
girl leaned over and placed bet muff
tinder the little fellow's dirty" cheek. Ati
old gentleman in the next seat smiled at
tho act and without saying anything held
but a quarter, with a nod toward the
bay. The girl hesitated a moment and
then reached for it. The nest man just
as silently offered adime, a woman.acroes
the aisle held out some pennies, and be.
fare she knew it the girl, with flatting
cheeks, had taken money from every
passenger in that end of the oar. She
quietly slid the amount into the sleeping:
lad'a pooket, removed her mutt gently
from under his head without rousing
him and gob off at Twenty-third Street,
including all the passengers in a pretty
little inclination of the Bead that seemed
full of thanks and the possession ok a
Common secret.- I' ew 'York Oiorld..
Winnpa gets to burning natural
gala in the parlor, she will have to lie
eery cautious, of hely iltttzl;,
ODA would suppose naturally that
a b,iiiur has to be hot before it ten
raise steutiz, l3ut, in fact, it has ;o
be Coaled*
50,004 pounds of Wool wanted, for whlob the highest market price
T. A. MILLS.
will be paid.
But we unlet sell our goods..
lea.t Bar a ns are.
Prints, Muslims, Trans, Seersuckears,
Embroideries for skirting purposes,
Parasols, Silk au ' id Gloves,
�. Sbeeti. ngs, Oott«ltades, Linens„„
Tabls
iu , &G,,- o,
DRESSGOODS!GOODS!'DRESS GooDst.
RD,
Therefore
to he Rad.
We matte a speeia]ty of Black Dress Goods, and'would invite every
lady requiring those goods to see aur large range and get quotu;tions .
before buying. See our All Wool goods at lti%oents per yard,
GENTL3 IEN, GO TO T..A. MILLS FOR YOUR.,
HATS, TIES,COLLARS, CLOVES, UNDERCLOTHING, &c;
and see our range of
T WEEDS, PANTING, &c•.
for ordered clothing. .A11 suits guaranteed to „fit. or no,sale..,
We have thelargest range of goods in. Wingham, and we mean boat.,„,._
Hess every time, soo comealong,aiud get soles of the,.ciasap goods while,: -'
they are going. 1'.�t KILLS'
.+F+ • .� •
Wipgbatn., S£hk.May, .1889e
eem
E
subjoillei W5: 1airi to 1]e pAsitiv� end:.
u�����tion�lbs facts..
1s1. F[> T I HAVE THE BEST- ASSORTS . STOOK; OF:
WATCIIES, CLQCItS AND JEWELLERY INLWINGHAll.
2nd. THIAT. THE QUA.LITY, OF. MY GOODS ,;IS: EQttAL TOs.
THE -BEST,
3rd. THAT MY PRICES AnSUGII THAT ITIS SAFE° ANDA,
FITABLE FQR•AL1eTO MAL WITH ME.
171M $O T IB`.. 'Q E, "ayy
BY oALLINCk ON:
E.. F O GERSTEROa.
G 0 0 Z7
THE' MISSES MALLOY
Rave changed their business premises to the shop lately occupied by
Mrs. McCance, next door to S. Gracey's furniture warerooms, where they
will welcomes old and new patrons. Customers will find ,amongst the n.urtierous:.
articles usually kept in A fancy store,
Silks for Art.Needle Work. Medieval Lace for Trirrrrningss,,
GLOVES, HOSIERY, UNERWEARST
APPLIQUE EMBROIDERY, {
19XAVRESQUE EMB1i,QIT?IaIAY;.
POINT LACE..
POINT LACE AND EIVIBOTDERY" MADE", TO ORDER.,,
` Stamping in newest designs. Knittiii&Sille Material for Point Lace
The. Tailor system. taught,, Feathers. . Stitched Braids,
DRESSMAKING IN, ALL ITS BRANCHES,
Oat ]teal Nil' Opened.
Tao undersigned desire to inform farm
era and the people generally that they hat
reopened their
Qat bite
And are flow prepared to,purehase Oats in
uulirented quantities and at the
fort Market Price.
They will supply oustouaera with the Bust
GrianEu in Oat' Meal,,
ELVER & GLEGc ,
CLI1131tIT.1'G ItATES,
' Any of thefollowinn metreppolitan wcekil,t ese br
obtained witlr ttto winghprn wants at the figurer he*
rhea
Timm and Globe.. .. ,.
'Astra, Mail, and ]Firm and Pireside, .. 1 7t
T,Nas, Globe and ltural•D,inadien,. ' .. 2 00
Trae> s and tendon "lvert1scr, .. .. 2 ib
O4 and 'Montreal Witness, s 1 76
Tints and Toronto News, ., .. ,. 1 W.
t''iMIuand daily world 2 It
r'ni andweeklylit rewltht'priiiitnni ""Olerin't.x It
bele r Pilate,'..
:r Alba. "rather* ail Cealadoratiss 2' , .. 1
BROOK.ENSIBi E'S
Photograph Gallery.,
Long Experience, ,close. attention and:,
unexcelled facilities, enables me
to turn out uniformly a class of
Work equal to that of any
G;eller'y inthe west,
elegieWork. of every description s,tti-
ally, promptly and satisfactorily done..
GJIBINETS AND FAMILY GIVi)IjS..
SPEO1AL,TY........
A Large Assortment of ?remote
kept constantlyon hang, Prices en
low fps are consistentwith good work„
*rO 1.ENP.
A splendid t1S1Cgt STOTilt eentralty located eat
.losepphiee'ttr,at, opposite theeDrubs-aick betel. the
'bnlldtarc is 72 loot by 22, two *torieeand :good aellaat.,�Yt ,
lege. 8 coed eat euitabte for resideaee. Apply to '1
J. $o; t, Proprietor, H. lt8111t, C4nzraotor,
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