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Tits girl of ta.day as raised up in Vro£eetior Henry 1)tummond poiuted
',the parlor to ilkt ttii ('r}autPnt, surd nut riser, the tnistaku. in the 1u•cuent
afetlini1, more. She kr s nothing; of criminal eastern was that almost
the kituben : the piece ra death trap uothing was dorso to ohange am nater*
3t0 1n:r, tihe kit .ws tlofhir.g Of the of the deliugaeets dad develop it in a
Art e£ cookery, and other prnpus's to .nmy direct ion. Until something in
learfi the art, except eircuttatences this way wag effected, prison gate and
force her to it ; ttai, 'or ilistaueo, silt: other tltisttions anubt bo uphel(1alu•ougit•
quarries some young blood w ho turns tart the ternary. The community at
ont to be poorer thee a church Mon", !ergo was implicated. in the crime of
And therefore elle hers to (lo with. tit u t every man or woman who war) not
45')‘'k ; then H110 =Pi' iutu the kitchen, sent to prison. Society was .hal£ to
and with a nit ad deal of g;rutttiug and I blame lar it, I3.nd tee least they could
finger burttiaea inauatge,s to scraal,tl up do ware: to give ;a helping Naafi to. en-
xa foetal barely lir, for iN (log, 011alt) able those persons to start afresh or
holoo„ a to the !Airier. YOU can al ways lead a new life. l3y•aud-by, he hoped,
rigid her there when situ is nut lying the time would come, when society
s001144. GiQia•Cte .
Dr. Ietlwaar(t Ea.ereat Haler. a •lieilol•
arty, llroatl ru.inded'and cultured .man,
a ready and pleasing writer, genial,
modest and sympathetic, rebateshis
early ciistraste for sooiety and his coM-
plato embarrassment at social gather.
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hit's whilst amongst strangers and Q
greatly pleased as to what to do and aeeo
,bf t id d'1'Eikti At, t6, a Aa' wN
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THEare' RESTAURA
IS TUE BEST IiLACE IN TOWN Torr
YOUR,
Ii!ow to alto it. 110 had thought to
himself ;You were a fool to come here', ST If eHadE4tkae14a
where nobody smite yea, and where
you glia not grant to come; and you
molt like a foal,. standing by this pillar
with nobody to talk to.' At this
rnotneitt, and as if to enlighten the
(Aloud in winch I was, the revelation
flashed upon me which has ever since
set ole all right in such matters, :z-
ptesstcl in words, it would be stated
ural Or shooting through the pr11104, ryas educated Op to the point of trying thus: Yon areae tuna) greater fool if
peal se note. flirting with lle•titnttier'8 or to deal with' tea masses l/r•fore tory you suppose that anybody in this roorn
lies hy-'Iresred cle tits, who lire uti a►'` hail committed sin, that such nrgaui knows or cares where you are stated-
altly .ort a zalltr'y of $4.00 a year. Her nations as that note would be urineces-. fog or glory you are standing They
eduoatu)u ooI ,rl;s of a few lessttla in,
ur',trtltiaer,. 1.e till, In tlhtU and (Irawitig.
She C()teniplattos nothing. .A year
tlfter she graduates she remembers
nothing but her seine)! flirtatious. As
'Sas musician site is to ouisat101, She
• studios musio'uot ass ata ILVt, but as an
accomplishment. That result i:s that
`'ache not only aincceedic: in alitlydering
inasic, htit the poor victims who are
eery. It would be mage hiss expaii-
sive to keep people: straight from the
,tart, bnt the stt•ttllg6 thing was that
while apy amount of money iV48 given
to help poop e after they had gone
down the 11111, vely lata le money ill
dried wits»available to prevent thein
from getting there,
are attending to thaw own affairs, and
y ni had best attend to yours quite in-
different as to what.they think of you.''
Somebody says a man can get roar•
ing drunk on water. Well so he can
on land.
A kiadman% Ingenuity.
B )st Things. John. 13. Leoni, a, young sculptor,
often compel ed to listen to tier arelaw—The whose parents are supposed to reside in
P The hest golden rule. Jersey City, who for some time has been
amide
caantllirt,r sheo •rlailllttes love as dance,
bast philosophy—A contented aninmate of an asylum, escaped from
wind, his keepers some time ago and wandered
•ether girl in the wide world can ; but to Burlington, N. J.. where a lively in -
when I have said that I tilave said all The best statesineuship--Self gov- terest was taken in. him. Ile was found
ernlnent, roaming aimlessly around the streets,
• The best theology—A pure and do hisud, ilresult inquiries
d ntity,wasplacedis the city
beatelioeut life. , jail.
Tho best war—To waartagainst one's Shortly after his incarceration Leoni
weelcne.,s. obtained possession of a piece of soap
cud proceeded to astonish the jailers.
The best medicine — Cheerfulness With his finger nails he dexterously be -
1 tees )orange , ;au carving the soap and gradually it
that pail. be said ie her favor. Dile is
beautiful, alla4•miue and always in-
teresting ; but she is no ornament and
you eats make no more of leer. If you
een afford to build a fine horse, fur-
nish it with rich end costly •furuiture,
keep horses anti carriages and a groom,
marry our girl. She can spend your
money as the girl of no other country The assumed human shape. When through
he hest Music—Laughter of au in- )ail. She can play queen to petite,.`t,,, t child' . ins labor Lconi glad piodt (
' ice 1 a model of
tion, and will slot only master your • not nan Alpine huntsman, Tho figure, which
. household affairs, but muster you. ButI'hp best science—Extracting sun is now.in possession of Mayor Silpath, is
shine from as cloudy day. a`aoutt vers inches in height. The right
if you are poor, don't (la it. You cath
.Biot help falling in love with our girl, .The best art—Painting a smile ui on arm is' outstretched, the hand encircling
hut study the expense you will be the brow of ohildhuod. tho neck of a (luck, which is as care -
rhe twist biography—The life whitll fully reproduced as tho figure of the
wr
forced into in erase you make
the your ites charity in the largest tetters. hinter. The left hand hangs by the
Wife ; if volt can't well make the race, ,r ,r 4 ct side,holding a shotgun. At the feet or
• can't keep h€r and the hired girl too, The best utlearephiuo—T laisiliug the unter lies the figure of a retriever,
then 'bike my advice and marry the ray of sunlight into a gloomy heart. wistfully Bazin; at the game his master
hired girl. The host engineering—i3utldiug a holds aloft.
bridge of faith over the river of death) Leoni is said to have a brother in this
Tne best diplomacy—Effecting a city who is an enggraver. New 'York
Fetter Late Than Prover.y
treaty of peace with one's own cot- Press.
Punctuality is said to be tho polite- science, Secret Hiding Maces.
rices of kings. It is also the politeness eT'ne best journalism—Printing tlae One of the most interesting features of
of subjects. When a certain noble- trap and beautiful t only, on memory': otircountiy houses is the secret hiding
oleo, who had made au appointment reeler. . place. This generally ha.e been contrived
with George IIT., whit to his Majesty The best navigation—Steering elet.l: with much architectural skill, and in
days gone by baffled discovery from the
most observant and experienced eye. In
certain cases it would. appear that, for,.
some reason or •other, the hiding place
has been specially kept a secret among
members of the family. Thus, in the
north of England, may be mentioned
Netherhall, near Maryport, Cumberland,
the seat of too old family of Snhou.se.
In this time honored mansion there is
said.to bo areal secret chamber, its exact
position being; only known to two persons
the heir -in -la, .v and the family solicitor.
.A.ecording to the popular tradition the
secret of the hidden room has never been
revealed to more than two living persons
at a time!' This mysterious room has no
window, and, despite every endeavor to
discover it, has, it is said, defied the in-
genuity of every visitor staying in the
house. With this secret chamber may
bo compared the one at Glamis, the lat-
ter possessing a window, but which has
not led to the identification of the mys-
terious room..—Liverpool Cottrier.
too late. the king made a remark upon
his nnpnnctuality ; on which the
nobleman replied, " Bettor late than
never." No, said the Kin;, that is a
iristaake ; 1 say, Better never late.
Too .late, is the curse of life ; too late
for obedience, too late for love ; too
late for respect ; too lat e for reverence;
too late for reform ; too late for enc -
„cess ; but not too late for ruin. Many
;are born with noble gifts and talents,
but patient labor is necessary to make
them avaiitable. Bacon, Newton, and
Watt—Litt, Wellington and Palmer-
ton—worked as hard in their lifetime au ant when they are both ov them o:
As any mechanic. duty.
• A hornet never takes any steps
Any man or boy carrying a revolver backward ; but an ant always travele•
•is subject to a fine of x,60 on couvic- fust az rho he had forgot snlnthing:
tion. 1ur1'y works from n70tllitlg anti:
The bible contains 8,565,480 letters, night, but works on a tred-wheel,.
7 78,47 6 words, 31,17cf verses, 1,189 Dispatch never ,undertakes a job
.chapters, and 68 books. without fust marking out the course to
take, and then follows it, right or
There are three tooth -pick factories wrung, whi'e burry travels like a blind
in the country, one reported to coil- hoss, stepping hi and often, and spend:.
slime 10,000 cords of wood }nnnrally' most ov her time in running into
averaging 5,000 boxes of 70,000 pieces things, and the balance hi backing one
daily. ag11.
A Portsmouth paper .publishes the Dispatch is alwns the mark ov grate
•following copies of the ballot slips abilitys, white hurry is the evidence
of the lacerating rocks of personal con
,ten tioxi.
The best mathematics -That which
doubles the most joys and divides the
most sorrows.
Dispatch.
Dispatch is,the ;fit overt ov doiia}
a thing right quick. To do a refire
right and to do it quick, is tail attributt
uv genius.
Hurry is often mistaken for dis
patch ; but thare iz just azmutch differ•
enee az there iz between a hornet aha
• used by a jury' which tried a man for ov a phew brawls, and they fl yint
grand larceny in a New Hampshire around so fast in the lied, they keel:-
eoitrt; Gifty, geilty, guilty, not their owner alwuz dizzy.
;gealty, gillty, geilty iint guilty guildty Hurry iz a good pile' Bow' tew phit.
guildy, guilty giltey, gealty. bumble bees, where, if yu hav ever se
good a plan, yu kant wake it wort.
Acentas of the illiterates in the well.
various countries of the world, recently Dispatch has dun all the grat
published in the Stattistisc1ta 113nnat- things that have been did in this werit
archr'z ft, places the three Selavic states
while hurry haz bean at work at the
of Rouniatiia, Servia and Ithasta at yrnail Does and haitlt „(it then yet.
the head of the list, with about 80 per
omit of the population unable to read
and write. Of the Latin -speaking;
reek Spain Bends the list with 68 per
cent, 'fol lowing Jttrtly with 48 per cent,
Frazee arld Belgium having about 15
'per eenk The illiterates in Hungary
number 413 per Atm t toAttttria 39, to
()RA NGES FRou 15 OENTS TO 35 'OEN'i;Ei PERDQZ>♦L
L t i4l,(11\1$ ."f `'5 " 30 a
Bananas, Bitter Oran. es•
FRESH OYSTERS) -
AND cnrr vED GOODS
Always on hand and served in any style,
WEST of LONDON.
RO BT. HILL, Formerly of the Pep but;;ineae
GREEN'S BLOCS, WING-114M.
STOVES AT HALF rRICE.,
D. SUTHERLAND'S
STOVE and TINWARE ROOM S..
Having purchased the
GEEAT BARGAINS IN STOVES
for the next 60 ) rs. COAL and WOOD STOVES in Great
Variety, and at GREATLY REDTJOED PRICES.
Owing to the number of F•tirnaces put in this year, we bare serene:
SECOND-HAND STOVES as good as new, at LESS THAN
HALF COST.
Troland 21. In England ave fi1 18
stock of HINosToN & SONS, we are offering:
A SUPERB STOCK OF CHOICE LAMP GOODS.
BEST PROCURABLE COAL
READY-MADE TINWARE,
The Prince of Ooolevlf.
• Wo aro told of McDermot, known as
the Prince of Coolavin, who belonged to
ono of the principal Connaught families.
that his income in 1776 barely amounted
to soffit) a year, yet ho never. suf.'ercd his
children to cit down in his presence.
Lady More -an adds that his daughter-in-
law alone ryas permitted to eat at his
to l„ even his wife was not accorded this
privilege, as, though well born, she was
sot of royal blood. When Lord Kings-
iorou„ra
h, 3_r. Ponsonby, B'fr. O'Ila, Mr.
S lfo_d, and others, all men of position,
,;arae to see lido he only took notice of
o two last named, whose he thus ad-
taess d: "O'Hara, you are welcomer
,;nn"crd, I am glad to see ret:r mother's
ton” (his mother wasi O'r';_ie..l). "As
the. rest of ye,, Coma in its ye can."—
:ilackwoa l's 7 itgazino.
A pig :slistake.
Matrimonial Possibilities. There aro a class of ignorant people
ilntt;;ine
Between 1.51.5slid 20 is 14 per cent. _ rvho a Lank is a ))lace where
money iJ thrown about in careless pro -
Between 20 and 2.) t6 ' 62 per cent. fusion, and that any ono inside tho rail
Between 25 and 80 is 18 per ten in,• can lull) himself, where every ono
Betweon 30 and 35 is l5 t: per cont about the r:aco is rich and have their
Between 86 and 40 is 3h per cetit pockets bug,,, i with goad. Every boy
Between 40 anti 45 is 21 per con thiels that way until ho learns other-
uc liotatieon 4a teld 50. is g. of 1 p,. wise, but You can't. make the be gars be -
per cent, Holland 10 per eobt, ePn' lievo it l,tnil. Teller in wt. Louis Globe-
. 'Witted ;states (white population) Between 50 and Cru i d!£E
;cent Unable to read. and write...
OIL.
A HEAVY STOOK AT VERY MOW
PRICES
Or ORDERED WORK, A SPECIALTY.
WARE ROOMS AND SHOPS ; Opposite Exchange Uotel, corner Josepbirer
and Victoria Streets.
I &
LI
DIKPIRYBEt EAC1Bo
0:-:0
xe subjci d in claim to h :ozitivo a
uagu stionaple facts:
1st. THAT 1 HAVE THE BEST ASSORTE STOOK OF
WATCHES, CLOCKS AND JEWELLERY IN WINGHAM.
2nc1. THAT THE QUALITY OF MY GOODS IS' EQU$L TO
THE .BEST.
3rd. THAT MY PRICES ARE SUCH THAT IT IS SAFE AND
FITA.BLE FOR ALL TO DEAL WITH ME.
s of 1 per n'incv"t'
S per cern, and s•eattitnd 7 pl.. ;Cent.
When tie (IMP to the purely Teutonic Aunt Mary---" Eva here's An ripple
stares, WO lion a tuaritoit reduction in Ifor tinlutnio and vou, mind you,
the percentage of illiterates The divide it generously with hint, Rya.—
Wiliest
ya. ;
, "ra
iii YEtesf is ill t'iwil7erland, 2•5, in the How tlu yon wean a,(lteretis y,
ll ,
tt".1,t(71e Gennan Empire itis 1 per emit; auntie i An tit i4iary.—Wily g.?ivo hath
lr h' 1 1 '11
l
in Sweden, 1),nomirlt, Bavaria, Baden the lar'4est trill'. vn--- t Int tvt tl,o9t in yang home fat 'b me a a136W44 n (Anemic moue
lira a ( generously, K•hntaaVgivV,;tted,theybgr<trencew1"„TA etry.._Thoee
YartU Vurt.nni erg there 1s gra/cti ally ,lpt. ,Tnhnnie ut'k a 13 l± i't wha 331teeeoncersr4,ltoa,tre of rreeirinit toe Watch
•n 1 samrle l.. we par en e3tnrese, *41913, at0. lia
fl Ono avlto t:tani 03 t'081 atitl writes. enntikt. sti,9nau cl• ciao, lie* i;il.Ads .'•4><` d,
3 •. .
B sr; Sneed ogoid Weieb'
Bald WWI Otuulllately.
Beet $8.1 watch In the world.
rerfeat timekeeper. War
ranted. neavy Solid coed
lluntidg Cases. hath. adios'
anti gena' e11Yl,whh works
find cries a( 01091 mine.
Ohcl'trloa to each 10-
ekltly tau kaeuro Ona free,
townie'. with am 1)036 MOW.,
✓; (table line of Beale tnid
sti:nit1106. Timm ninnies, e.
welt as the watch. avo 'seta
F1'AO, kMa atter you fines kept
THST THIS HOPS -Yo-c _,€`'
,e
BY CALLING ON
E. F. GERS"I'ER.
CHEAPER THAN EVER.
EVergo t J„, B
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IN
Dry Goods, Groceries,
Glassware, )3oots and Shoes,
Dress Goods, Pants,
Collars, o
—AT -
MCINNES & TALBOT
Prices away down.
Zirtithast Priv)
Givens a Cha