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While they May enjoy it, at the name
time itis not strictly mammary that ducks
should have a pond of water to play in.
they of the good breeds of ducks will thrive
4 k y c n have all the good fresh water
they can drink without having a supply to
swim and play in. They can, by supplying
plenty of feed, be kept growing and if de -
aired can be ready for market when not over
three,months old, With plenty of feed. and
Water, ducks grow very rapidly and can be
Old, early. If kept after they are matured
the feathers ahonld be picked regularly as
the feathers that can be secured are well
worth the trouble of feeding and caring for
e them. While they eat more than chickens',
yet they are great foragers and will manage
to pick up a good part of their living if giv-
en
iven an opportunity. They are muoh hardier
than chickens or turkeys and lees liable to
disease, and after they get well started to
grow they are less trouble than almost any
other kind of poultry. While for the table
they can not be excelled.
REMEDY Pon APPLE Tare BORERS.
The entomologist of the Ohio experiment
station advises one and the same remedy for
both the round headed and fiat beaded
borers and bark lice that so injuriously af-
fect the trunks of apple trees. The remedy
is a wash made by mixing one quart of soft
soap or one pound of hard soap with two
gallons of boiling hot water and then adding
a pint of crude carbolic. This mixture
should be applied Iate in May and again
three weeks later with a scrub brush to the
trunk and larger branehea of the tree. If
the bark is rough it ought to be scraped be-
fore the wash is applied. No cracks in the
bark at the base ot the trunk where the in..
sects can enter should be missed in the ap.
plication, as the sole object is to prevent the
laying of the eggs from which the grubs are
hatched.
REMARKABLE SEowINa POE MormoNnoM.
The great bulk of the people of Utah are
agricalcurists. Their possessions are in
lands and horde. The statistics show that
90 per cent, of Mormon families own their
own homes. There is no other community
on earth which will make a like showing.
There is not an almshouse, or the necessity
for one, in any of the exclusively Mormon
settlements, With the exception of the
mines, every other industry in Utah is kept
alive by Mormon labor and Mormon patron-
age. The Mormons supply the most reliable
non -striking class of laborers in the whole
intermountain region.
NoTES.
The Stats of Sonora, Mex., levies a tax of
$2 on every baby born within its limits, and
charges the farmer 5 cents for every chicken
he raises and 50 cents for every sheep.
The total exports of apples from the Uni-
ted States and Canada for 1887.8 were 608,-
588 barrels, as against 811,410 barrels for
1886-7. About one-half the shipments were
made to Liverpool.
A farmer in South Carolina is said to bave
followed the plow for sixty-eight years.
There is something to admire in the humble
but useful life of such a man. He never
waited for anything to turn up, bat went
faithfully and uncomplainingly to work and
turned it up himself, and continued to turn
it up.
In England the silo, in ensilage making, is
being dispensed with, and the fodder prop.
erly stacked, roofed and weighted or screwed
down—after heating—comes out in excellent
condition. A common practice, also, is that
of alternating the layers of fodder with
these of cut strew, the latter absorbing dur-
ing fermentation a portion of the fodder
.aroma, and thus becoming softened and
more digestible.
One of the most serious hindrances in
onion growing is the onion maggot, the larva
of a small fly resembling the house fly, but
smaller. No positive remedy is known, but
it is a common belief among gardeners that
when the maggot becomes troublesome it is
a good plan to change the land, which other.
wise would not be done, for, unlike cabbage
and many other , craps, onions thrive well
year after year on the same land.
It is always bad policy to crop bearing
orchards, and one reason for this is that it
generally prevents their pasturing by pigs,
which are the best scavengers for destroying
wormy -fruit, with its contents. The apples
in our markets would be fairer if pigs had
the range of apple orchards, and the pigs
themselves would be more healthful food.
If not ringed, pigs will give an orchard all
the ploughing it needs, with no danger or
injuryto tree roots.
A careful examination of the corn field at
various times has convinced Superintendent
Graham, of the Kansas Agricultural College,
that the burning of cornstalks and weeds to
kill chinch bugs is a waste of time. The
huge do not hide in the fodder, the corn -
stubs or the weeds, but do hide very close
to the roots of the grass. Burning the grass
does not destroy many of them, because the
grass is damp near the surface of the ground
and the fire does not reaeh them. The
question of the proper disposal of our sur-
plus chinch -huge seems yet to remain an
open one.
Each owner of a garden may have abun-
dant raspberries, Cuthbert for red, and
Gregg for black, will, in most sections, give
entire satisfaction. The descriptions of
new varieties read well, and the illustra-
tions are captivating, but the largest yield
after all is from such as the above. Dig
the oil thoroughly, manure freely, and do
not crowd the plants. Sot the reds very
shallow, and the blacks deep. Partial shade
is no detriment, and a slight mulch in hot
weather beneficial. Cut away the old panes
as soon as the crop isathered. A hori-
zontal cheap trellis is better than tying
closely to :single stakes.
The 'Interim Breeder says: It is poor
economy to stint the supply of feed along to-
ward spring because your grain is shorn; af.
ter being kept in a. thrifty condition all win•
ter do not allow thein to run down just be.
fore dieing pasture. Sheep-raisore will find
a big stem in a patch of rye in which to turn
the ewes with lambs, A nip of green grass
aids very materially in enabling the ewes in
furnishing a full supply of milk, for it fs
through the mothers we feed the lambs, Do
not make the change from dry to green food
too euddenly. The rye patohwlll be found
advantageous here. Tarn your stook in for
an
bour or two a day. As the green food in.
creates lessen the amount of dry.
A Day in tilOPPas
Landing at Joppe, Dr, Gallas begins hip
observations at. once, Joppa is one of the
eldest cities in the world, and the first
possible landing place as one sails northward
from Egypt. Yet there is diffiouity .in land-
ing. Beefs of rooks defend the shore, the
bay is shallow, sharks are not unknown, and
the coast is mull exposed. Your vessel
anchors half a mile out at eea, and a throng
of flattish -bottomed oobtee soon surround
the ship. to carry passengers through the
opening in the reefs to land, A babel of
cries, unintelligible to Western ears, fills the
air; but by degrees the motley crowd of
deck -passengers, of the moat varied nation-
alities:, veiled women, shawl -covered Arabs,
black Nubians with their red fezes, brown
Levantine, turbaned Syrians, or Egyptians
with their flowing robes of all ahadea, all
drift by degrees into the boats, and for a
time at least, you see the last ot their red
or yellow slippers, and hear their noisy
jargon no more. Then you, who have shrunk
possibly from this rushing crowd of Orien.
tals, have your turn, and the skillful and
atrong-armed oarsman whisk you through
the opening in the reefs across the shallow
harbor, and then suddenly, when you are
twenty or thirty yards off shore, you are
seized, and carried in the bare arms or on
the back of a boatman through the shallow
water to the tumbled -down old quay built
of stone from the ruins of Caesarea, and at
last you find yourself treading on the soil of
the Holy Land.
Not a very dignified entrance, perhaps ;
but the boats could not approach closer, and
you have fared no worse than the bead -eyed
Greeks or the hook -nosed Romans did thous
sands of years ago 1 At one period Venice
organized a spring and autumn packet -ser,
vice (how strangely modern that sounds 1)
to Joppa and built a mole to protect the
shipping ; but since the reign of the " un-
speakable Turk," everything has relapsed
into a state of nature. And so from earli-
est times li'hcenician and Egyptian, Roman
and Crusader, English and American, all
have to acknowledge the power of the
treacherous waters.
Pursuing our way through the street,
we find it rough enough. Once paved, the
stones have long since risen or sunk above
or below their proper level. Dustbins and
sewers being apparently alike unknown to
the idle Oriental, every kind ok foulness
bestrews the way. The buildiM are of
stone, with little or no wood anywhere,
timber being scarce in Palestine. The aroh
is hence universal; as you ramble on you
see that no light enters the shops except
from the front --that they are in fact some-
thing like miniatures of the gloomy holes
sometimes made out of railway arches in
England.
Tables of cakes or sweetmeats line the
narrow streets. Rough awning of mats,
often sorely dilapidated, or tent -cloths,
or loose boards resting on a rickety struc-
ture of poles, partially shade the roadway.
Now we meet a turbaned water carrier with
a hugs skin bottle on his back. This bottle
is, in fact, a defunct calf, with water instead
of veal within, and without legs, head or
tail, and offering a most fcrcible illustration
of the reference to the placing new wine in
old battles.
Farther on we see a bare armed and bare-
Iegged individual in ragged skullcap, cotton
jacket, and cotton knieker•bockers, chaffer-
ing with a roadside huckster for some de-
licacy, costing a farthing or two, from some
of the mat baskete on a table ; the bearded
vendor, also bare-armed and bare-Tegged,
sits as he tries to sell, his head swathed in a
red and white turban, and his body in pink
and white cotton. Of course there is no
lounger at his side looking on.
Then again we see au Arab in "kefiyeh"
or head -shawl, with a band of camel's hair
rope, very soft, around his head to keep the
flowing gear in its place, and a brown and
white striped "abbe" for his outer dress,
he is bargaining for a bridle at the saddler's,
and trying to cheapen ib; and the saddler
sits cross-legged on a counter and under a
shady projection of woods and reeds, which
gives him much needed shade. And thus
we see glimpses ot ordinary every -day life
n the old town of Joppa.
To Look at Pictures Properly
The collector who has seen his choicest
prints turned over by unintelligent hands
while he has been forced by courtesy to con-
ceal his chagrin and to resist the impulse to
seize the precious plates and conceal them
from unworthy use, will appreciate fully the
force of what we say. Most people might
almost as well be given the simple views
with which comic almanaca aro adorned as
set down to examine a portfolio of priceless
etchings. Indeed, generally they would be
bored. by the latter and entertained by the
former.
The great mistake made by the majority
of persons is to suppose thatno special train-
ing is needed to see pictures properly. The
reception of any work of art presupposes
previous and special training. It is neces-
eery to learn the artist's language ; to train
one's perceptions to acute and instant sensi-
tiveness to the means by which it is sought
to produce an impression. If one is to ex-
amine photographa with no other end save
to decide whether the reeemblance to the
original object is exact, perhaps no great
amount of special preparation is needed ;
but with a picture which is anything more
than a graphic diagram, special education is
a necessity. How few persons ever take on
engraving and sit down deliberately to study
it; to endeavor to discover why the artist
disposed hiefguures and aceessodes,in a given
manner ; why the light and shade aro dispos-
ed thus ; why the engraver has used certain
lines in reproducing certain parts of the
plate, and so on for the rest; and yet every.
body, as we told at the start, suppssea he
knows how to look at a picture.
Protestant 1lfissional'•y Enterprise
The Recorder contains a classified catalogue
of the missionary enterprises of all the Pro-
testant Churches and of the Greek Orthodox
Church, to the non-Christian world. Stroh
a list has never been before published. It
appears that Great Britain and its colonies
'support 114 organizations, as follows s--- Un-
denominetiona127, Episcopal 25, Methodist
6, Congregationalist 1, Presbyterian 7
Friends 1, Bible Christian 1, Baptist,$, Ply-
mouth Brethren 12, miscellaneous 5, solonial
26; total 114. There are 110 organizations
supported fn foreign ceuntriee, as follows ;---
Germany 20, Switzerland 4, Eranoe 1, Den-
matk 2, Sweden 8, Norway 8, Russia 2,
Netherlands 14, UnitedStates(1 orth Amer-
leal} 56; total 110..xy; Y, Evening Pott,
WORK OV ARAB SLAVERS,
new iVretebe4 Arrleane are now Beton
JedJuto Capbtetty,,
A [pet of wind the other day upset an
Arab slave dhow, and 100 hapless wretohea
who were bailing to slavery in Arabia were
drowned in eight of the English oruiser
which was on the way to resoue them. In
the acme week another slaver was oaptared
after a hard fight, in which a number of the
forty claves on board received bullets intend-
ed for their captors. That the export alave
trade on the East African coast is still active
is attested by the feat that in two years
nearly fifty of these slave dhows have been
captured; yet the punishment inflicted upon
the guilty slave -stealers does not deter others
from engagigg in the perilone but profitable
business.
Recent facts collected by the agents of the
Anti -Slavery Society of England show that
slaves were never cheaper inlArabia nor more
numerous than at present. There has been
a great revival of the slave trade in the
Soudan, and the followers of the Mandi have
sent many hundred of their captives to the
coast to be despatched across the Red Sea in
the night to markets in Arabia. Even the
daughters of wealthy Khartoum merchants
have been consigned to this terrible fate.
The markets for which the dhows ship their
loads of bondsmen at many an unfrequented
point along the coasts of the Red sea and
the Indian ocean are mainly in Arabia and
Turkey. The present Khedive. of Egypt,
who owns no slaves, and who pays wages to
the bondsmen whom his father left behind
him, is apparently powerless to prevent slave
shipments from parts of his westerncoast,
vehicle .a few years ago he ordered kept clear
of slavers.
A recent writer in an English review,
after picturing the fresh horrors of this re-
vived traffic, sees nohope of again stifling
the trade without a rigid patrol of some
thousands of miles of coasts. This costly
expedient could at best accomplish only
temporary results. ' The evil must be at-
tacked at the sources of the trade, and in
the /regions whose demand for slavoa the
Arab dealers are willing to gratify at any
peril. Some day, when Christendom wakes
up to the fact that the export African slave
trade is again in full Mast, much needed
pressure may be brought to bear upon Tur-
key to prevent the importation .of slaves.
The evil will never be stamped out until the
demand is largely diminished, and until
the natives learn through contaetwith civil-
izing
ivilizing influences to prefer legitimate com-
merce to the criminal traffic which the Arabs
encourage.—[N.Y. Sun.
'Military Efficiency of France.
The military ability of (France, and her
system of fortification, are [splendidly de-
veloped, especially when one considers the
shifting policies of the war department un-
der her peculiar administration of republic-
anism. It may be said, however, that each
new minister, urged on by the national feel-
ing, has accelerated rather than abated or
suspended improvement. Por five years
following the re-establishment of the repub-
lic, the national assembly spent much of its
time in supplementing .the organic laws of
'72, which were copied in the main from
those of Prussia. Universal liability to
arms, non -substitution, and the abolishment
of paid enlistment, are the first features of
the modern.military statutes. Liabiliby to
service in the actives or reserves, extends
from 20 to 40 years. The annual contingent
is divided into two categories, the first serv-
ing three in active army. Since Boulanger's
time in the reserve, and the second only one
year in the years with the colors, and two
years in the war office—and "the subtle in-
spiration of his policy (snow becoming man-
ifest—the enlistments have been. localized.
In consequence of this concession, thou.
sands of trained soldiers, armed for revolu-
tion as well as war tare esteemed at their
own firesides, which enables them to balance
their interest betweensubjects of home poli-
tics, and trainings for national defense. In-
cluding the Gendarmerie and Garde Repub-
licaine, France has at present a peace footing
of 525,711 men. Deducting vacancies, ab-
sentees, and sick, the total would be about
566,000, The territorial force, officers and
mon, is about 590, making the total active
1,155,000. The German authorities narrow
the total war force of France to something
less then:5,000,000, both Hennebert and
Froment, who are perhaps the beat authori-
ties on the subject, approximate it at over
4,100,000.
Great Heads.
"'Seven' being the average size of a
man's head as measured by his hat," says a
London exchange, "it appears that out of
fourteen distinguished personages, two
(Lord Chelmsford and Dean Stanley) were
below, while other two (Lord Beaconsfield
and the Prince of Wales) were exactly up
to the average. Of the others, Dickens,
Selborne, and Bright required 7*, Earl
Russell 7,i,, Lord Macaulay, Gladstone, and
Thackeray 71, Louis Philippe 7'1, and the
Bishop of York 8 full 1 Of twenty-three
distinguished men whose actual brain•
weights are known, four, including the late
Prof. Hughes Bennett and Hermann, the
philologist, were distinctly below the
average, showing that a well-conatituted
brain of small dimensions may bo capable
of doing mush better work than many a
larger organ whose internal constitution
from one cause or other, defective."
Ile Disliked Slang
It was at the Inatitute of Technology, a
few days before the close of the tent. One
of the professors had been troubled by hear-
ing one of the etudente indulging in slang.
Accordingly, when his class had assembled
to hoar his lecture ho gave them' a ten•min-
uto discourse on the use of slang ; told thorn
how it was corrupting the language, and
that its see was, among persons of oulbiva-
tion and refinement, a euro sign of ill -breed-
ing. Then he went on with his regular lee -
taro, and at hs close called the attention of
his oleos to the fact that tomo of them had
been remiss in their studies and that it be-
hooved thorn to make up for lost time or
they would fail to pace the approaching err.
aminetions. " The feet is," concluding,
" you've got to brace up or you'll got Iefb,"
which shows that preaching and practioe are
often wide apart, .
Il►isro»xa'ny�e�n�.
Country 1Vlinitter---" X am sorry, Mr
Wrangle, but as I wail driving from the par
nonage before morales I saw your Iittle boy
oa Gooesoreek bridge snaring for suckers."
Mr. Wrangle--" Ie that so,pparson ? Did ye
notion what luck he waw barbs'?"
SEVEN MEN 11E14111 YP TRE
TRAIN.
The Exprees Messenger Surprised—One
Man Killed and, Others 'Wounded,
The aouth.bound Missouri, Kansas and
Texas express was robbed about 9 o'olaek the
other night at Verdigris Bridge, I. T. The
train had stopped at the bridge to put off
some baggage and had just started to pull
out when the engineer was covered by a re-
votver and the expreee oar was entered,
The express messenger was taken by sur.
prise, as, it being a very warm night, the
aide door was open. Before he could close
it two men entered the car and robbed him
of $8 and one valuable package.
One shot was fired into the mail oar, the
bullet passing through the left arm of
Charles Colton, the mail agent, Two shots
were fired at the front of the smoking car,
one going through the right fore -arm of
Harry Ryan, the train " butcher." The
other struck a passenger named Ben. C.
Tarver in the left cheek and, passing back-
ward, broke his nook, causing instant death.
The wounded and dead were brought to
this plane, but the mail agent went south.
His was a flesh wound.
Deputy Marshal Tyson and posse are
preparing to give pursuit as soon aa they
can cross the Arkansas River. There were
seven men engaged is the robbery, No
effort was made to rob the pasaenzors.
The dead man's hone was Rosebud, Tex.
He was a single man, and was going home
from a trip to Chicago. The leader of the
robbers gave his name as Capt, Jack.
Some of them were masked ,
POPULAR SCIENCE.
Wet rope is only one-third as tensile as
when dry, and greased rope is even weaker.
Basin slag, the refuse of steelworks, when
freed from iron and reduced to powder,
proves to be a valuable fertilizer.
Medical authority can be found for the
theory that it is the early riser who catches
miasma if there be any in the air.
Florida promises to become a large pro-
ducer of opium. Sixteen plants will pro-
duce an ounce and an acre of poppies wiII
yield $1,000 worth of opium.
It has been ascertained by careful experi-
ments conducted by M. Roper that poisons
lope , one-fifth of their toxic power when
takenin to the system by fasting.
A Nuremburg inventor has produced a
shoe sole composed of wire net overlaid
with a substance resembling india-robber.
These soles, whioh cost but half the price
of leather, have been tested in the German
army and found to be twice as durable.
A new double -pointed nail is the invention
of an ingenious woman. The points turn
in opposite directions. They are especially
useful fir invisible nailing in wood work. It
is simply two nails joined firmly, the sides
of the heads being placed together,
Dr. Worms, of the Paris Academy of
Medicine, has ascertained thatbees, ants and
wasps show a marked dislike to the new
saccharine. To the human palate there
is no difference in the taste between it and
sugar. It has been shown, however, that
its use disturbs digestion:
A physician of Phikdelpbia analyzed a
black japanned hat band worn by a patient
suffering from the headache and found it
contained three grains of one of the lead
salts. From this case he concludes that
many headaches are often due to the absorp-
tion of the lead in the hat band.
One ;liiept Alive.
The monkish chronicles of the early ages
of Christianity wrapped the truths, which
they wished to teach, in quaint allegories
to attract their heathen readers. One of
these fables may interest American boys
and girls. It is as true in significance as
it was in the days of the Caesars.
A flock of birds mysteriously appeared
one day in a city out of a clear sky, and
sought refuge in all manner of strange
hiding -places.
One flew into a bare stone cell where it
died of starvation; another into the gaping
throat of a wild boar, and was stifled by
fat; a third was placed by a princess in a
beautiful cage. At first she counted the
bird as her chief treasure and fed and
cherished it. Then she began to decorate
the cage with gold and jewels, and forgot
its inmate, until one day she found it
starved and dead.
But another took refuge in the breast of a
woman so poor that she had only rags to
keep her warm and crusts to eat. The bird
was her only happiness.
When the winter night same, a call
sounded from the sky for the birds to return.
There was but one of them yet alive, It
flew from the breast of a poor woman who
lay frozen to death by the roadside, and
heaven opened to take it in,
The allegory needs no interpretation.
As we walk along the street to -day and
look into the faces of the passers-by, we can
read the story of the bird from heaven.
which was given to each one of thorn at
birth, In that man's breast it died of cold ;
in this it was stifled by swinish appetites ;
that woman's body is a beautiful cage,
whish she so loved to adorn that she
altogether forgets its holy tenant,
But there aro men and women who meet
us every day, whose every word and action
are fragments of harmony, from the divine
dweller in their hearts.
A 1Voi'ei. Railway.
Mr. 11 Moody Boynton, of Newburyport,
Mass., has invented what is known as the
bicycle railway, and expects to revolution.
ize the entire railway system of the world.
A locomotive whioh is unlike any heretofore
constructed is beim' built. It is designed
specially and solely for service on the new
railroad. Tho cardinal prfnciplo of the rail.
road is that the traeke are not both laid on
the ground as wo commonly see them. Orae
is laid on the ground and the other fa laid
on the underside of the framework, which
is above and directly ever the lower track.
The engine and cars have wheels on the bot-
tom and double trucks above. In this way
the whole is steadier on the rail, and cannot
fall over nor off the track, It is expected
that great speed will be attained on moonlit
of the comparative lightness of the train, and
also because ot the loss of friction. The
ides is patented fn every country in Europe,
as well as in the United ,States and other
nations of the Wcetern Hemisphere,
The present constitution of human nature
caunob bear unlnterrnptad prosperity with•
out being oorrupted by ft,
WIT AND WYSDip
The man who says that he w'. welcome
death as a release from. a life • r de up of sor-
row generally sends for four dootore when
he hap the colica,
A negro wedding in. Norfolk closed with
the remark by the parson.: — "We will sing
that beautiful; hymn, 'Plunged in e, gulf o1
dark despair.
"A moment of time is too precious to
waste" :particularly when the girl is yretty
and there are chances that her father is coma
ng around the corner,
" A lie grows as it travels." A fisher-
man's lie is an exception. It fa the fish tbab
grows, and the lie its out, basted and sewed
to suit the size of the fish,
A, recently published book on etiquette
says s—" Endeavor to select your guests
with a sense of fitness. " That is, do not in-
vite a fat man to eat a slim dinner,
A troupe of Russian musioians who play
on twenty-four pianos simultaneously is on
Re way to London. The probabilities of a
great European war are growing imminently
more probable.
Some really good men at heart do their
good deeds in so bad a way as to spoil them.
If a Christian cannot be great and gracious
too, let him by all means be gracious.•—Chi.
cago Standard.
"1 never pass that house across the way,"
remarked Dumley, " that I do not see that
pretty little woman on the lawn. She mush
spend most of her time there." " Yes," re-
plied Brown, "she does; she's a grass
widow.
".A text floating in a vast quantity of
week soup," is the way in which the Bishop
of Carlisle ventures to describe certain ser-
mons he has listened to, and he thinks this
ecclesiastical broth not particularly .attrac-
tive.
Tramp—" Won't you give a Iittle some-
thing to an old hero of the battlefield ? T
have survived four wars ?" Stranger (hand-
ing him some money)—"How did you do it ?"
Tramp (after pocketing the money)—"Kept
out of 'em."
Special china seta, for use in country
houses, are novelties. Each piece takes the
shape of a natural object, so that one finds
potatoes in a big cab1 age head and straw-
berries in a delicately turned up oak loaf.
Our lady gossip says the reason why tall
men best succeed in matrimony is because
all sensible women favor Hymen.
After a heated debate in parliament one
of the members turned to Timothy J. Camp-
bell, who he had expected would help him,
and said, " why didn't you help us out?
You never opened your mouth once during
the entire debate." " Oh, yes I did," said
Tim, " I yawned through your; entire
speech.
The habit of horses snapping and biting
at everything within reach is often that re-
sult of teasing and tormenting them. It is
a pernicious habit, to say the leapt—one that
should be broken up if possible. It is said
that a horse may be cured by filling a small
bag made of loose cloth full of Cayenne pep-
per and letting him chew and bite at it all he
pleases.
BUSINESS IS BUSINESS. -Editor (through
speaking -tube to foreman)—Are the forma
closed yet?" Foreman—" No, air." Editor
—" Lift out the editorial on ' The Curse of
Rum ;' Wine, Handlung & Co. have just Gent
in an ad."
Young Slimlet, experimenting with the
phonograph in Mies Hardcash's parlor, is
horrified by the following sentence in the
voice of old Hardcash : " I never saw such
a fool of a dude as young Slimlet who calls
on our Jenny."
A young woman who wants to test the
real depth of a young man's avowed affec-
tion has only to ask hum to accompany her
for an afternoon while she goes around to do
a little shopping.
"Now," said the photographer, "are
you ready?'' "Yes," replied the customer.
" Well, just keep your eyes on this spot,"
he said, pointing to a motto on the wall
which read, "Positively no credit" ---"and
look pleasant."
Salesman: "Yes, sir. I'll warrant that
one of those Tamps will save you at least
fifty per cent, in oil in the course ot a year,"
Longheaded Farmer: " Give`me two on 'em,
Mought as well save a hundred per cent,
while I'm 'bout it"
Young physician (inspecting citizen on the
floor of the police station) --This man's con-
dition is not due to drink. lie has been
drugged. Officer McGinnis—You're right.
I drug hien all the way from Casey's saloon,
two blocks down the street,
Omaha man—" Why don't you go to St.
Louis ? I bear the bricklayers are getting $5
a day down there." Bricklayer—" I was
there. It don't pay." "Don't pay ?" " No,
they dock you fifty cents an hour for time
boat by sunstrokes."
"What I object to in Maine,' remarked a
Pennsylvania man, " is the horrible names
you have up there. There's Androeoeggin,
for instance," "Yes," replied the Maine
man, ," that fs almost as bad as some you
have in Pennsylvania — Punxsutawney,
Youghiogheny, and the Iiko."
Grocer—How is it, Mr. Swartman, that
you are so particular to pay the cash nowa-
days ? You used to run a weekly hill. Cue.
tomer---I know.' did, and you would always
give me a cigar when I squared up Saturday
night. Grocer—Yee. Customer—Well, it
was that clear that impelled me to pay cash
She was aitting in the parlor with her
beau when the old man came down stairs
and opened the front door. " Surely, papa,"
she said, " you are not Being out at this
late hour ?" "Meroly to untie the dog,"
he replied. "Well, bliss Clara," said the
young man, reaching for his hat, "I think
f will say good -night,"
She had promised to bo a sister to him.
Ile thanked her oddly, but said that he
already had five sisters.
"Why, Mr. Sampson," said the girl, "I
thought you wore an only child."
"I am," lie responded ; " 1. mean that I
have five sisters such as you offer to be,"
and he tottered to the door,
A
Boston
ike aodsdoe t knovr hor age, She had lived with
ons family eleven years, and lute always boon
twenty.eighb, Ilut not long ago she read irk a
newspaper of an old women who had died at
the age of one hundred and six. "Mayyhe I'm
WI old as that motif," said else. " Indade,
1 can't remember the titre when 1 wasn't
alive,"