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SUNSHINE
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CHAPTER XI,- Dowx STRUAbs, leaving hardly room for the self•saorieciag
'd7ide served nExt morning at eleven ; and volunteer who. undertook the functions of
unotua purveyor and bottle•v^asber to turn about
p 1 tt the minute—for, besides being But the loekere were amply stored with
e poet, he prided himself on hie qualities as
is man of business --$ugh Maseemer sur•
rendered himself in due course by previews
appointment on board the 1l¥ud•Turtle
at the Pool by the Tower. But his
eyes were heavier and redder than they had
+seemed last night ; and his languid manner
abawod at once, by a hundred little signs,
that he had devoted but email time sines
Reif left him to what: lvlr, Herbert Spencer
periphrastfoally describes as " reparative
proeeases."
The painter, attired for the sea like a
common eaifor in jersey and trainee's and
knitted woollen cap, rose uu from the deck
to great him hospitably. Hie whole appear-
ance betokened serious business. it was
evident that Warren Relf did not mean to
play at yachting.
", Ycu've been making a'nigh t of it, I'm
afraid, Messinger," he said as their eyes
met, "" Bad preparation, you know, for a
day down the river. We shall have a loppy
sea, if this wind holds, when we pass the
Nord. You ought to have gone straight to
bed when you left the club with me last
evening."
" I know I ought," the poet responded
with affected cheerfulness, " The path of
duty's as plain as a pikestaff ; but the things
T ought to do I mostly leave undone; and the
things I ought not to do, I find, on the con-
trary, vastly attractive. I may. as well
make a clean breast of it. I strolled round
to Pallavicini'e after you vacated the Row
last night, and found them having a turn
or two at lana nenet. Now,Tans uenet s
an amusement I never can reist, The con-
sequence was, in three flours I was pretty
well cleaned out of ready cash, and shall
have to keep my nose to the grindstone ac-
cordingly all through what ought by rights
to have been my summer holiday, This con-
clusively shows the evils of high play, and
the moral superiority o£ the wise man who
goes home to bed and is sound asleep when
the clock strikes eleven,"
Relf's Mee fell several tones. " I wish,
Messinger," he said very gravely, " you'd
make up your mind never to touch. those
hateful cards again. You'll ruin your health,
your mind, and your pocket with them. If
you spent the time you spend upon play in
writing some really great book now, you'd
make in the end ten times as much by it."
The poet smiled a calm smile of superior
wisdom. " Good boy 1" he cried, patting
Reif on the back in mock approbation of
his moral advice. <' You talk for all the
world like a Sunday -school prize -book.
Honest industry has its reward ; while
pitch -and -toss and wicked improper games
land one at last in prison or the workhouse.
My dear Reif, how on eaeth cin you, who
are a sensible man, believe all that antiqua-
ted nursery rubbish? As a matter of fact,
is it always good boys who pull the plums
with self -appreciative smile auto! the world's
pudding ? Far from it : quite the other
way. I have seen the wicked flourishing in
my time like agreen bay -tree. Honest indus-
trybreaks atones ontheroad, wbilesuecessful
robbery or successful gambling rolls by at
its ease, cigar in moi#th, lolling on the cush-
ion of its luxurious carriage. If you stick
to honest industry ell your life long, you
may go on breaking 'tones contentedly for
the whole term of your nal ural existence.
But if you speculate 'boldly on your week's
earnings and land a haul, you may in time
set another fellow to break atones for you,
and then you become at once a respectable
man, a capitalist, and a baronet. All the
great fortunes we see in the world have
been piled up in the last resort, if you'll
only believe it, by auceessful gambling."
"Every than has aright to his own opin-
ion," Warren Reif anew ered with a more
serious air, as he turned aside to look after
the rigging. " I admit there is a good deal
of gambling in business ; but anyhow, hon
est industry's a simple necessary on board
the Mud-Turtle,—Come aft, here, will you,
from your topsy-turvy moral philosophy,
and help me out withthis sheet and the
mainsail."
Messinger turned to do as he was direct-
ed, and to inspect the temporary floating
hotel in which he was to make his way eon-
' tentedly down to the coast of Suffolk. The
Mud•Turtle was indeed as odd-looking and
original a little craft as her owner and skip-
per had proclaieied her to be, A centre-
board yawl, of seventeen tons registered
burden, she ranked as a yacht onlyby cour-
tesy, on the general principle of hat the
logicians call excluded middle. If the wasn't
that, why, then, pray, what in the world
was she? The Mut/.Vertte measured almost
as broad across the beam as she reckoned
feet in length from stem to stern ; and her
skipper maintained with profound pride that
she couldn't capsize—even it she tried—in
the worst storm that ever blew out of an
English sky. She drew no more than three
feet of water at a pinch ; she could go any-
where that a inane could wade up to his
knees Without fear bf wetting his tucked -up
breecbea, This made her a capital boat for
a marine artist to go about sketching in ;
for Rolf could to her alongside a wreck
on shallow sands, and rim her up a narrow
creek after picturesque 'waterfowl, or ap-
proach the riskiest shore to the very edge
of the cliffs, withdut any reference to the
state d the tide, or the probable depth of
the surrounding channel.
"If she grounds,'' the artist said enthug-
iaetioally, expatiating an her merits to his
new passenger, "you see it doesn't really
matter twopeneo ; for the next high tide '11
set her afloat again within six hours, She's
a rat opportunief t she knows well that all
things mute theft e t
tri o him who w o can wait.
The Mud ,Turtle positively revels in mud;
she lies flat an it en on her native heath, and
stays patiently without one word of reproach
for the moon's attraction to oome in its
round to her ultimate rosette."
The yawl's aocontmodation was opportnn-
let too : though excellent to kind, it was
limited in quantity, and byno meansunduly
luxurious in quality. She was a working-
man's yacht, and she meant business. Iter
desk was oaleulate$ on the moat utilitarian
principles—just big enough for two persona
to sketch abreast; her oabfnconteinedthree
Wooden bunks, with their appropriate vent
piseient of rugs anti blankets : and a small
emd rimiti e
v a n�eio e
v clove
visa of the ship 000kery, took p alnost
sail the w n* span in the centre of the well,
fresh bread, tinned meats, and other simple
necessaries for a week's cruise. Thus equip-
ped and aaooutred, Warren Rolf was aooue•
tamed to live an outdoor life for weeks to'
gether with hie one like-minded chum and
companion,
As for Hugh Messinger, a confirmed
landsman, the tirst few hours' sail down the
crowded Thames appeared. to him at the
outset a perfect phantasmagoria of ever
varying perils and assorted terrain. He
composed his soul to instant death from the
very beginning ; not, indeed, that he mind-
ed one bit for that : the poet dearly loved
danger, as he Ioved all other forms of sensa-
tion and excitement : they were food for the
Muse ; and the Muss, like Blanche Amory,
is apt to exclaim, "'If me faut des emotional"
But the manifold novel forms of enterprise
as the lumbering little yawl made her way
clumsily among the great East-Indiamen
and big ocean-going ateamers, darting bold-
ly now athwart the very bows of a huge
Monarch -liner, insinuating herself now
with delicate precision between the broad-
sides of two heavy Rochester barges, and
just escaping collision now with some laden
collier from Cardiff or Newcastle, were too
complicated and too ever -pressing at the
first blush for Massinger fully to take in
their meaning at a single glance. Hugh
Messinger was at once amused and bewilder-
ed by the careless confidence with which his
sea.faring friend dashed boldly in and out
among brigs and schooners, smacks and
steamships, on port or starboard tack, in.
endless confusion, backing the little Mud.
Turtle to hold herownin the unequal contest
against the biggest and swiftest craft that
sailed the river. His opinion of Relf rose
rapidly many degrees in mental register as
he watched him tacking and lueeng and
scudding and darting with cool unconcern in
his toy.tub among so many huge and swift-
ly moving monsters.
" Port your helm 1" Relf cried to him.
hastily once, as they crossed the channel
j ust abreast of,Greeuwioh Hospital. "Here's
another sudden death down upon us round
the Reach yonder 1" And even as he spoke,
a big coal•steamer, with a black diamond
painted allusively on her bulky funnel, turn-
ing the low point of land that closed their
view, bore bastily down upon them from the
opposite direction with menacing swiftness.
Messinger, doing his beat to obey orders,
grew bewildered after a time by the glib ra-
pidity of his friend's commands. He was
perfectly ready to aot as :he was bid when
once he understood his inatsuotions ; but the
seafaring mind seems unable to comprehend
that landsmen do not pdsseas an intuitive
knowledge of the strange names bestowed by
technical souls upon ropes, booma, miffs, and
mizzsn-masts; so that Massinger's attempts
to carry out his orders is a prodigious burry
proved productive for the most part rather
of blank confusion than of the effect intend-
ed by the master skipper. After passing
Greenhithe, however, they began to find the
channel somewhat clearer, and Relf ceased
for a while to skip about the deck like the
little hills of the Psalmist, while Masainger
felt his life comparatively safe at times for
three minutes together, without a single
danger menacing,him ahead in the immediate
future from port to starboard, from bow to
stern, from brig or steamer, from grounding
or collision.
About two o'clock, after a hot run, they
cast anchor awhile out of the main channel,
where traders ply their flow of intercourse,
and stood by to eat their lunch in peace and
quietness under the Ise of a projecting point
near Gravesend.
"If wind and tide serve like this," Relf
observed philosophically, as he poured out a
glassful of beer into a tin mug—the Mud•
Turtle's appointments were all of the home-
liest—" We ought to get down to White -
strand before an easy breeze with two days'
sail, sleeping the nights in the quiet creeks
at Leigh and Orfordness."
That would exactly suit me," Masainger
answered, draining off the,mugful at a gulp
after his unusual exertion. "I wrote a hasty
line to my cousin in Suffolk this morning
telling her I should probably reach White -
strand the day after to -morrow, wind and
weather permitting—I approve of your ship,
Relf, and of your tinned lobster too. It's
fun coming down to the great deep in this
unconventional way. The regulation yacht,
with sailors and a cook and a floating draw-
ing•room, my soul wouldn't care for. Yon
can get drawing -rooms galore any day in
Belgravia ; but picnicking like this, with a
epics of adventure in it, fella in precisely
with my own view of the ends of existence."
"It's a cousin you're going down to Suf-
folk to see, then? "
" Well, yea ;• a cousin—asort of a cousin:
a Girton girl': the newest thing out in
won en. I call her a cousin for convenience's
sake. Not too nearly related, if it comes to
that ; a surfeit of family's . a thing to be
avoided. But we're a decadent tribe, the
tribe of Messinger ; hardly any others of
us left alive ; when 1 put on, my hat I Cover
all thatemai
r Rs of ua• ,
andin
a sou hoods a
Capital thing in its way to ,keep up under
certain conditions. It enables a man to pay
a pretty girl a great deal of respectful atten-
tion, without necessrialy binding himself
down in the end to anything definite in the
matrimonial direction"
" That's rather a cruel way of regarding
it, isn't it ?"
" Well, my dear boy, wh is a man to do
in these j ammed and crushed and overcrowd.
ed days of ours ? Nature demands the safe-
tyvalue of a harmless fiietation. If one
can't of
ord to marry, the ria
total ff.
will find an outlet, n a cousin or somebody.
But it's quite impossible, 4e things go now-
adays, for a penniless man to dream of telt.
ing to wife a p nniless woman, and living on
the sum of their joint properties. Acoordt
ing Ito Cocker, nought and nought make
nothing. When a man has no patrimony,
he must obviously make it up in matri-
mony, Oniyy the great point to avoid is
letting the penniless girl meanwhile get tee
deep a hold upon your pbrsonal feelings.
The wisest men—Tike me, 4or exam lo—are
downright fools when it Domes to high play
or the dontestio Matinee*. Bveit Achilles
d
h vulnerable point, you know, So hast
every Wise man. With ,A.ohillee, it was the
heel ; with Mt !t'e the heart. The hears Will
'reek the profeendeee and meet deliberate
phfi000pher living, I aokbowledge it my.
self. I ought to wast, of course, till I °etch
the eminent alderman's richly endowed
daughter, ,instead of that, I shall doubtless
ding myself away like a born fool upon the
pretty cousin or some other equally unpro.
Stable investment..,
" Well, I hope you will," Rolf answered,
cutting himself a huge chunk of bread with
his pocket deep -knife, " I'm awfully
clad to hear you say so. For your own
sake I hope you'll keep your word.
I hope you won't stifle everything you
have got that's best within you for the
sake of money and position and mom.—
Have a bit of this corned beef, will you?—
A woman who salts herself for money is bad
enough, though it's woman's way—they've
all teen trained to it for geuarations, But
a man who sells himself for money—who
takes himself to market for the highest
bidder ---who makes capital out of his face
and his manners and his conversation --is
absolutely contemptible, and nothing abort
of it.—I could never go en knowing you, if
I thought you capable of it, But I don't
think you so. I'm sure you do youraelf a
gross iujustioe. You're a great deal better
than you pretend yourself; If the occasion
ever actually arose, ' you'd. follow your bet-
ter and not your worse nature. ---.I'll trouble
you for the mustard,"
(To Be QonTlxvi:A. )
SJ*e Got Him Rome.
A woman up at St. Helen's, says the As-
toria Pioneer, is the wife of a man who loves
to bang around a certain grog bazar, and in
so doing he sorely negleote the helpmeet
who sits patiently at home. Many a time
and oft has she reasoned with him in her
quiet, motherly way, and tried to point out
to him the disgraceful way in which he was
using her, but all to no purpose. She even
went ao far as to request the teller in tun
aforesaid booze emporium that he cease
selling her husband liquor. But the poison -
mixer bade her go hence and exchange New
Year's calla with herself ; but she turned on
her heel and left his hateful presence.
That evening as she eat alone she heard a
racket down cellar, and upou investigation
found that a skunk had got his tail in the
rat -trap. Now it is a well-known fact that
a skunk will hold its peace as long as his
bushy tail is held, whether in a trap or the
hand, and remembering that elle had no
fear. Suddenly a bright thought entered
her head. The clock in the house was strik-
ing one and she wanted papa to come home.
With a quick movement she threw a bag
over the animal's head, and, after grasping
its tail, opened the trap, and thus armed
headed for the saloon. ,It was only a short
distance away, and finding the door partly
open, she tossed the skunk into the midtt of
the crowd, and swiftly stole away.
It had the desired effect and papa came
home. The saloonkeeper, who never took
a vacation before iu his Iife, has gone into
the country to visit relatives, and the saloon
is closed for repairs.
Why the Year WOO Wili Not be
Counted Among Leap Years. '
The year is 365 days, 5 hours and 49 min-
utes long ; eleven minutes are taken every
year to make the year 365e- days long, and
every fourth year we have an extra day.
This [was Julius Cigar's arrangement.
Where do these eleven minutes come from ?
They come from the future, and are paid
by omitting leap year every 100 years. Bat
if leap year is omitted regularly every 100th
year, in the course of 400 years it is found
that the eleven minutes taken each year
will not only have been paid back, but that
a whole day will have been given up. So
Pope Gregory III., who improved on Cnnsar's
calendar in 1852, decreed that every centur-
ial year divisible by 4 should bo a leap year
after all. So we borrow eleven minutes
each year, more thanipaying our borrowings
back by omitting three leap years in three
centurial years, and square matters by hav-
ing a leap year in the fourth centurial year.
Pope Gregory's arrengenient is so exact, and
the borrowing and paying back balance so
closely, that we borrow more than we pay
back to the extent of only one day in 3,866
years.
The German Empress.
"The German Empress," says a writer
in the Journal des'Debats, "is the soul of
the Imperial household. She is much better
loved there than outside, where people are
unjust to her. She; has committed the mis-
take of remaining English—as all the Eng.
lish do—and to carry the pride of her race
into the middle of a people which admires
itself with a naive and enormous compIais-
ance ; she brought the pride of her birth
into a family which believee itself the first
in the world.; her ;aristocratic tastes into a
where town
w h e art shows itself in clumsy im-
itation end patchwork ; the independence
of her views into a court where everything
is regulated and prearranged ; and the
liberty of her religious and political senti-
ments into a centre where religion has its
narrow forms, as the politics of which it is
the servant. The independence of the
Princess, and the' winked habit which she
had contracted of thinking for herself, rather
Jellied the old Hohenzollerns, But entire
harmony exists between the Empress and
her husband. She reads serious literature -••-
Adam Smith, Thornton, John Stuart Mill,
Herbert Spenser and other political eoono-
miets. The Emperor enquires into the
social problem,' and studies the theories
of the Socialists. This accounts, perhaps,
for the Sooialist'flavour of his addreae to the
German people.
The Loss of Temper.
Temper, too,.. there is no question, is
good d t o keep ; *et we ourselves remember
occasions when we would have given all
the world to h eve been able to lose our
temper thoroug ly, completely, irrevoca-
bly, Stimulate loss of temper is a great
gift ; but a reaii genuine Ioas has a power
of closing a oentroveray or putting an end
to a situation where -stimulated Ions Gan
effect nothing. No doubt the losing is ex-
pensive ; it generally mean apology or
oompeneation of some sort ; but for the
moment it carries a man through a dffii.
culty unconselously, and, as it were, on
winge, The wounds received in the ex.
element of battle are said at the time not
to hurt and to of
sstemper 'man n � -
Menne �
Z�
a .
oitemont where wounds given and re.
sewed beooms almost a pleasure.—[Ler don
Spsobator.
E<aA-Shaking .
From the man with the limp, damp, ex..
presaionless handshake, all through the list
of the side -motion shakers, the pump.handle
shakers, the vice -grip shakers and al1 the
others there are many varieties of hand-
shakers. You may get an idea how the cue.
tom began by reading this taken from the
Home dol ruai
History tells us that band -shaking first
Game into fashion in the time of Henry II.
lop to that time our ancestors were more
affectionate in their greetings than we, their
colder -natured descendants, embracing and
.kissing each other much in the same fashion
as that now prevailing in some parts of
Europe, Germany espeaaally. The historian
who is pleased to date the commencement
of hand -shaking in place of osculation and
embracing about Henry II.'s time is perhaps
in error, as it is more probable the close
embrace of acquaintances begaoyn to be die -
continued later on, perhaps When toba000
was firat introduced. This certainly seems
a probable surmise, as even in''our present
year of grace a man who has been smoking
a oheap cigar or a rank pipe is certainly not
the most embraceable objeet in. the world ;
and only think what thetobaoed of Raleigh's
time must have been like 1 Hoveever, wheth.
er Henry IL did or did not begin the fashion
of " shaking hands," it is now rapidly be-
coming overdone. Everyone hakes hands
with everyone on every occasion, on enter•
ing and leaving a room, on meeting on the
street, and on sayiug " god morning,"
"good night," or " good bye." The fine
" flour des poia," the "cremede la creme,'
the quite too -too people are the only ei;cep
tion to the rule.
Nothing can be more dignified than the
way many orientals salute a friend ; their
wishes for his welfare, of tho a dear to him,
expressed in a few words, are to the point ;
yet nothing can exceed the s lime imbecil-
ity of some tribes of Arabs, o aeize each
other's right hand thumb n their right
hand, and go on through th entire list of
their relations changing th grasp as each
relative is named. How is our father, A.
grasps show
B. s thumb • is ur mother,B.
grasps A.'s thumb ;how is yo r uncle, grsp ;
bow is your aunt, grasp ; yo r nephew, your
niece, your cousin, your grandfather, etc,,
grasp, grasp, grasp, and so on for a quarter
of an hour. The Persian saves himself all
this wear and tear by simply touching hie
forehead at you, something like your groom
does on being told to go home, while the
Chinese, Burmese, and moat other nations
do something nearly as simple.
Considered at a Farmer's In-
stitute.'
The black knot on cherry and plum trees
was shown to be a fungus,draease penetrat-
ing the bark. The only bafe remedy is to
out it off and then rub the spat affected with
turpentine, The tomato rot was also declar-
ed to be a fungus, the preventive being sul-
If
phur powder.
Col. F. D. Curtiss spoke upon pigs as a
dairy and fruit farm necessity, and how to
feed • them lean, He advocated a radical
change, and said it was a mistake to think
it impossible to keep pigs without corn.
Corn is the farmer's Meal of everything,
and it is all wrong. Piga ought to be fed
but twice a day, to give time for rest and
an opportunity for di,estion. The food
should be strongly impregnated with phos-
phate nitrogen. Feed them with meals,
turn them into rye fields, put them in clover
fields and apple arebarde-that is nitrogen-
ous food. Follow up with sweet cornstalks
and sorghum. The best, quality of pork is
made out of apples alone.. He pictured the
difference between the effects of carbgpaee-
ous and nitrogenous food, and such ai�pig
could be fed ao long on cern as to be starZceic
to death. t
Dr. J. S. Woodward addressed the farm•
ers upon "Nitrogen, Potash and Phosphoric
Acid." He said the air was the great store.
house of nitrogen ; another source was the
coal fields. He described the ammoniacal
liquor of the gas factories, 'and said it was
one of the best forms of nitrogenous manure.
Potash is found in plants in the mines of
Germany. Phosphoric acid builds up the
frames of animals, and is found in the banes
of animals. It also exists in the slag of iron
furnaces, in natural deposits in the south,
along the St. Lawrence and in the Canadair.
A. Romance f Compressed Air.
A gentleman vfho, by the way, is quite
a celebrated organist himself, was wander-
ing through the organ loft of St. Andrew's
Church in New 'S?iork when he slipped and
fell into the diap son pipe of the huge in-
strument. He we t down feet foremost into
the Done of the ripe mei' he was firmly
wedged. dd
The more he dstruggled the tighter he
wedged himself, rind, being about twelve feet
from the top of tee pipe, the air soon began
to give out, ati4he became frightened at
the idea of dying in the prisonwliere accident
had lodged him. His frantic shouts for help
did no good.
After spendina night in this dangerous
Z l3 g
and dismal hole/ and having in his atrug-
les stripped off ' coat,
ahe wound it
about
ut
g p
his waist
, so th lit no air could escape from
below. Soon he iheard the sonorous tones of
the organ, and escended the pipe until he
could reach the tip with his hands. Then
he knew that air had been pumped in below
himand that a
at b r dual com
res i
eon of th
,� p e
air, he had been 'greed up as througha pneu-
matie tube. As e drew himself out of the
pipe,gave on
heartyand
fervent shout
rC 1
of sued
S 1 which rangabove the tones of
the organ, and ne rly frihtened the organist
to death.
The Sang of a Flirt.
Oh, a dainty toy is the heart of man 1
For all toys known sines time began
Compare with thii. one what one can?
What rapture to atoll It chill and burn
And burn and chil and tremble in turn—
Then with dafntyl shed feet
carelessly
y
spurn 1
Oh, 'tis rare,indec ewith a victim smitten --
This delicate game a la manse and kitten—
To cajole, soothe, dress --then "give him
the mitten." 1
Take all other toys, then, but leave tee mine;
Take riohea and pleasures and palaces fixe;
Take all but my plaything—the heart inns.
online,
tiaraAviS.
The following advertisement recently a .
peered in the Londe ,t Candid ; "A, lady
of famlt without means With good► t
thorough knowledge of everything, would
be grateful to anyone who would give her
000upatton, not particular as to ?that.'
Authors and, Se l tue>rlltoN
Nobody but us literary ;le knows h
closely grows the ettaohntent between
author au4 hie eharaoters,'. It is related
Mrs. Harriet Besoher Stone that when
the pages of her manuscript she road;
death of little Eva, the entire famely t
bathed in tears, nor could one of theta sp ' k
a word, but all mournfully separated, pinto their rooms as though they had jus
attended the funeral of a dear friend,
Some friends met T'haokeray on the street
one day, and his countenance bore traces of
intense grief. " What is the matter ?"
they asked, " I have just killed Colonel
Newooms," hs sobbed, bursting into tearu
as be hurried away. Charles Dickens bad
the same experience. So did I. Mine was
even more harrowing, When I wrote my
firat funny story about Mr, Bilderbeck go,
ing up on the roof to shovel .off the snow,
and making an avalanche of himself and
eliding down into a water barrel, I was al•
most heartbroken. I didn't kill Mr, Bil.
derbsek myself. Ab, indeed, I hadn't the
heart tc do that. The managing editor,
that dear, considerate soul, saw how I felt
about it, and he killed hint for me, He
also killed all the other dear, loving gentle
oharaotera in the sketch. And as .I was
leaving he remarked that he would kill
me if I ever came bank with any more such
atuff. He meant it, too. People who saw
me coming out of the office, scraping duet,
and lint, and pine slivers, and gouts of paste
off my bank, saw at once, by my grief-
stricken face, that something had happen.
ed. But I could not toll them what, My
poor, bursting heart was toe full.—[Bob
Burdett°.
The European Situation.
The uncertainties of the European situ,
ation seem to be increasing rather than dim-
inishing, Thoruptureof diplomatistrelatione
between Greece and urkoy has brought in
a new element of com lioation. To the on
looker, rioting from a distance the persistent
intrigues carried4R under Russian influence
to bring about disturbances in Bulgaria and
Roumania, it would seem to indicate that
the long -predicted convulsion is inevitable,
and its outbreak simply a question of time,
The unmistakable tenion of feeling in Au
tri points to the same s -
conclusion. On the
other hand, Prince Bismarck, whose impor-
tunities for taking irz the whole situation
are probably unequalled, and whose position
makes him in a manlier the arbiter in all
European disputes, is represented as san-
guine that peace willnot be broken. It is
possible that his knowledge of the inauf•
flolenoy of Russia's preparations may give
warrant and confidence to his opinions, or
may be that he hes some inscrutable ob-
it y
jests in view that are best promoted by
maintaining his characteristic attitude of
imperturbability, It is very likely that if
Russia eau manage by any course of diplom-
acy and intrigue to have Iter chestnuts pall-
ed from the fire by .some other means she
will prefer to avoid Cho tremendous risks of
a great war. But that she will ever con-
clude, save under cenatraint of the direst
necessity, to abandont her cherished objects,
and especially to leave Ferdinand in peace.
ful possession of the Bulgarian throne, is iu*
credible. To relinquish a purpose once form-
ed and attempted, wojild be to break the
historical record of the:most pertinacious of
monarchies. 1
The One -Armed Pianist,
Count Ziehy, the atraordinary pianist,
says TI"e Queen, of Lo don, never plays in
public except for chars ble purposes, being
not only of high family'jbut also possessed of
ample means, and the singular and romantic
facts with which his present extraordinary
efficiency is connected linsure him crowded
audiences wherever beappears, Count Zieby
has from childhood been a great lover of
music, for which he hall extraordinary na-
tural gifts. As a youth he devoted himself
to the study of the violi 1, on which be had
already attained great ;proficiency, when a
terrible aooident while but shooting turned
the course of his life. et was found neces-
sary to amputate his right arm, and it would
have appeared to moat persons that with
this all hopes of an aotiee career in art must
be abandoned. But the indomitable charao-
ter of the young Hungarian noble triumph-
ed. In ayear from thti time of hie recovery
he had mastered the moat extraordinary
difficulties on the pfaforte with the left
hand, which remained o him, and now this
one•banded pianist pro uses effects whish,
if the eyes were closed, would oonvixee the
listener that he was lis: ening to two, and
even sometimes to fours hands upon the in. '''
atrument.
The Carrot.
The carrot, like all is het root crops, de
lights and grows to eat perfection in a
deep, well enriched, li t, Ioamy soil, The
seed should be sown in` hallow drills about
sixteen inoheaapart. Sot. early in the spring,
just as soon as the grot�nd can be properly
prepared. If the sowing is delayed until
later, it is advisable tai soak the seed for
twenty-four hours in tepid water, and then
dry it by mixing with dry sifted ashes,
when it may be aown.If the ground is dry
at the time of sowing is advisable to firm
it well ever the seeds Au ounce of seed
will sow 120 feet of 411.
In our fine edit the fernier, if he have time
to spare, may find it profitable to try a
good sized field patch Sof shorthorns, inter
mediates and long Reds, thinning to fivo
inches or so in the row and drill two feet
wide to admit of hors rl hoeing.
A score of e exploits of the
Monitor, an experime talrs a hwarcraft designed
and built in the Unite States, drew the at-
tention of the marl ime world, and did
much to inaugurate he revolution which
;ices since been wroug t in the construction
and equipment of nav's. Another experi-
mental vessel, the YeI
nails, was launched
tiro other dayfromhe American Navy
Yard, which bide fairto attract no less at•
teatime and, should pportunity occur, to t-lf
outdo thefeats of its eh
r vedredeceaso .
The
two (thief p r
£n
oval
SR in regard to the
Vesuvius are the high Bate of altered. antiei.
gated, twenty knots an hour, and the unique
character of her Wendy() armament.
Tile latter is to lconsist of three
guns, each fifty -foul feet in length,
and ' adapted to View a dynamite
shell of two hundred p nde weight a dis-
tanee of one mile with pi -edition. If this
can be aeoomplished, nd the dynamite
oartridge trade to explo a on striking, it is
evident that no ironcl could withstand
the shock.. Whether, however, the long
range guns, now so inuoin vogue in navel
warfare, would leave th little slumbering
velem* mun
chatterer Ger
of earning mn
g twit
�(
!
striking ''wage of its intended victim it one
of the unoertainties of the exportmeub,