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I keen" at funny littlebov,
'That iieet•it•ct ever born:
Ws tie, is like a beam tat joy,
't• •t'•'ll hie ei"tht•ti are torn..
I saw hint tumble en his nose,
And waite-1 for st groan;
But .tow he laughed! Bet y ou suppose
Ile stet rl: his funny .,nue?
There's stieeldue in each word he
speaks,
His laugh is something grand;
Its ripples overrun his cheeks
Like waves on snowy sand.
He laughs the tnomenthe awakes,
Aud till the d.» is done;
The school room for a joke he takes,
His lessons aro but fun.
No matter hOW the day may go,
You (linnet make him c•vy
He's worth a dozen boys I know
Who .pont ttucl eante and sigh..,
—Woman's journal..
li pliy -..skirt suites tiler people who
sleep w;tlt their !maths shut live long-
est.
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Little Liver Pills.
Must Cony Sicnature of
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Ver7 etaall and CZ Gr,t•J
to tarn as s- gar.
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FiF CONSTLPATI011.
F�3li ZALLOW SKIN.
FOR THE COMPLEXION
'!price GII:NUi:Ta% Mu.TMAVe�+ NATU.ae.
25 cents Purely Vegetaable.,.6�E.s sow .
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
•
4 (Ari helves Use Traiup Problem.
The only thin;; that will frighten a
tramp is s. woodpile, according ten. story
emanating front Thomaston., a town hi
• the 'N'auguttl,ek valley of ('olnnecticllt.
For years tlw fe:eetn:c'n of that town,
.as wall as the constables, have been try -
lag to. (leviso a scheme whereby they
oauitl rid thennelves of the "luigltts of
t'.0 road."
It remained for a school girl to solve
the perplexing question. The teacher
asked a bright class of yoang pupils;
"What will best diminish the tramps
frequenting Thomaston?"
"A. \woodpile f" exclaimed Maude Ad-
ams, 8 year old, before she thought to
raise her hand,
" Why stwuld a woodpile keep the ve..
grants away, Maude?" inquired the
t,acher.
"Because," said the bright little pupil,
•"I would make them saw papa's wood
fur a place to sleep and something to
eat."
A tramp visited the home of Charles
Adams last week and begged for a cup
of eui ee and a sandwich. Mrs, ,?!dams'
first, was of her daughter
Jlcttulo's idea and the woodpile. She
N11uu rd the stranger a woodpile, the saw
and a sawhorse, and told Niru if lie
ee ultl s,ety some 'wood she would give
hint el enethin;; to vat,
• bele- 1"nig must I saw?" queried the
tee.
DO YOU ::;FEE., FIRED
IIS
MORNING?
+))^.', ,. -:af'^ring Refreshment?.
J,uil I think you have earned a
l.rexufiusi," replied tiro woman. The
traup took another look at the wood-
! bile and passed on.
Siucc that day the wood dealers of
Thomaston have not been able to supply
the demand for cordwood.—Now York
Journal.
1) , ^ o ',T. -ached, mean and miser-
able in the ruern,ngs—as tired as when
you went to bed ? It's a serious condition
—too serious to neglect, and unless you •
have the heart and ' nervous system
strengthened and the blood enriched by
Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pills, cola Ise
is a'moit certain to ensure. Mr. Fred. H.
Graham, a we -known young man of
Barrie, Ont., says:—" l have had a great
deal of trouble with my heart for four
years. I was easily agitated and my ex-
citement caused my heart to throb violently.
I had craziness and shortness of breath,
and often arose in the mornings feeling as
tired as when I went to bed. I was
terrP 1y nervous. Milburn's Heart and
Nerve Pills have don.; wonders for me.
Thry have restored my heart to regular
heal, 'ty action, giving me back sound
res'f,ll sleep. and making my nervous sys-
tern •t•°ong and vigorous. "
!Churn's Heart and Nerve Pills are sec.
2. b et or 3 for $T..5 at all druggists or by
naa•il. The T. Milburn Co., Limited, To-
r,mto, Ont.
"I Can Eat
What 1 Likeffl
CAST MIA
For Infants and Children.
Tho fie*
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every
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Tit* Oputaing i'p til' china In TArier.
iNew Torltt'1.leraltt,l
181,1 . Treatyof IsTankinnantescertain
open ports and cedes Hong Yong to the
t
I7 •1. tls"t,
1851--Tateiliug rebellions breaks out
under the pretender, Tien Telt,
1858—British and French. allied forces
proceed toward Pekin and take Ilei Ho
ports.
k June—Treaty of Teiu Tsin guarantees
freedom of made and toleration of
Christianity:
1859 ---United States Envoy Ward ar-
rives at Pekin and cowhides comuioreieal
treaty on Nov, 24.
1800—Anglo-Preneh expedition. Al'
lies take Tnkn ports, with loss of 000,
marc.. to Pekin, which surrenders on
Oct. 12. NOW treaty signed Oct. 24,
November—Russia concludes treaty,
with Russia obtaining ftoe trade and
territories,
1804— Gordon's successes against
Taopings,
1808—Chinese embassy', headed by An-
son Burlingame, received at Washing-
ton and treaty signed.
1870 --Massacre at Tien Tsin of many
FrenohRouian Cat•tolics aril converts.
1870—First railway in Chiva opened
(11 miles) at Shanghai.,.
1877—Decrees of equal rights to Chi-
nese Christians.
' 1830—New treaties with the .'United
States signed.
1887—General proclamation for pro-
tection of Christian missienarias and
converts.
1$88—Railway from TWO. Tsui to Taira
opened,
e891—Anti-European riots; emperor
decrees protection ,for foreigners; dip-
lomaticprotests; Biitain, France, Ger-
many and United States unite to protect
their "nationals" against violence.
Insurrection in Mongolia and North-
ern China against foreigners and native
Christians suppressed after much slaugh-
ter.
1894—War with Japan.
1895—Treaty with Japan cedes. For-
mosa. ' .
1897 --Germans seize port of Kiao
Chou on account of murder of two mis-
eionaries.
1898—January-Germany obtains 99
years' lease of district of.11iao Chou, in
Shan Tung.
Marsh.—Russia obtains lease of Port
Arthur and Tanen Wan and territories
for 25 years.
April—Britain obtains lease of Wei
Hai Wei for- period ooterminus with
Russia's occupation of Port Arthur.
France obtains 99 years' lease of Bay
of 'Hwang Chau Wan, in southeast
China.
1899—Dowager Empress resumes re-
gency and favors reactionary ministers.
Powers 'send marines to Pekin to pro-
tect legations. •
1900—Boxer agitation against foreign-
ers. .
Bets Oil.
An amusing telephone story is told of
a certain lady named Brown. One
moruing recently she proceeded from
breakfast table to the telephone in the
hall to order some things from her
butcher.
Halloal said Mrs.Brown. , Are you
Dafy's the butcher?
Yes.
Well, this is Mrs. Brown's residence.
Will you please send me a large, thick.
steak by 12 o'clock?
The boy employed in the butcher's
shop happened to answer the telephone
and promptly responded:
Well, you just bet your sweet life I
will!
,Do you know; sir, to whom you are
speaking?
Sure I do, said the boy. You're Jen-
ny, Mrs. Brown's cook,
You are mistakei5, young man.. You
are speaking with Mrs. Brown her-
self.
Is that so? replied the boy. Then
in that case„ madame. we'll . call. the bet
off.
Many people suffer terribly with
pain in the stomach after every
mouthful they eat.
Dyspepsia and indigestion keep
theta in constant misery.
After trying the hundred and one
new-fangled remedies without much
benefit, why not use the old reliable
Burdock Blood Bitters and obtain a
perfect and permanent cure?
Here is a case in point:
"l Was troubled with indigestion and
dyspepsia for three or four years, and tried
almost every doctor round here and differ-
ent dyspepsia remedies, but gotlittle relief.
"T then started using 13urdoek,Blood
Bitters, and when I had finished the second
bottle I was almost well, but continued
taking it until . had completed the third
bottle, when 1 was perfectly well. Before
taking II.B.I1. I 'could scarcely eat any-
thing without having a
gain in mystomaeh. Now
I eat whatever Hike with-
eusing me the leant
n aafort." ,•-•• Meg,
CLAalit, Wassails,
A Business Epitaph.
"I was hunting for ocld epitaphs,"
said a Tennessee newspaper man, "and
in a cemetery in my own State I came
across one. that was inscribed upon a
neat granite monument and read in this
way: 'Sacred to the memory of John
Smith, for 20 years senior partner of the'
firm of Smith & Jones, now J. J. Jones
& Co.'
"Of course the names weren't 'really
Smith and Jones, .but I don't want to
hurt anybody's feelings, and they will
answer for the purposes of the story. I
met Jones later, and he gave me a frank
explanation of the inscription.
"Smith"\vas a bachelor without rel-
atives,' he said, 'but he knew a tremen-
dous lot of country people, and if any of
them happened to see bis grave they
might think that the old house had clos-
ed up and gone out of business. So I
thought it no more than right to let
them know that the firm was still alive.'
"I complimented him upon his good
judgment."
Freezing Weather in July
Would cause discomfort and loss but
fortunately it is seldom known. A
vast amount of misery is caused at
this season, however, by impoverished
blood, poor appetite and general debil-
ity. These conditions may be reme-
died by enriching the blood and tolling
the stomach with Hood's Sarsaparilla
This medicine seems to pat new life
into the whole physical system, situp-
lvbecause of it swonderful power to puri
fy, enrich and vitalize the blood, create
an appetite and invigorate the digest-
ive functions. We advise you to get
a. bottle and try it if you are not feel•
ing just right. It will do you more
good than a six weeks vacation. It is
the beast medicine money can buy,
'Pasturage stud ].utter Flavor.
Neglected poems* are, says a corms„
pendent of the Atuoricau Agriculturist
the cause of a great deal of bail+flavored
butter at this season, O
to
cause is
bitter butter and noxious herbage and
fungous growth falling in the way of the
grazieg COW. Such herbage is often.
most prominent in the middle and late
summer, when grass is on the wane, and
cows now eat promiscuously what they
worth' pass by earlier in the season.
Poisgnous fungi, like toadstools, found
springing up about old logs and stumps,
are often eaten by cows, aril result in n
pornieioes form of lacteal taint that is
absolutely ruinous' to butter flavor.
The tender shoots of the black cherry
when eaten by animals I have known to
impart their characteristic bitter taste
to milli and butter. --Lome butter mak-
ars often condone these foreign flavors
with the remark, "Oh, it's just some-
thing the cows have eateu," without
pAlums, thinking that the discrepancy
has reduced the commercial value of the
.otter GO per cent. No matter how
nicely butter tray be made; bow crisp
did flue of texturo,,if it does not possess
a sweet, natural taste, its chief value is
gone. Our only rom,edy for insuring its
s weetness, reaching:; back to feed origin
ie. t,t lravo absolutely clean pasture.
Itehingy tilos. •
Mr, O. P. St. John, Dominion Tnspec-
tor of steamboats. 240. Shaw street, To-
ronto, writes:—"I suifered''fornine years
with itching piles, After trying many
iemedies in vain, I began to use Dr.
Chase's Olutuient end it has entirely
cured me," More . people Have. been
eared of piles by using Dr. dhase's
Ointment than, by all other treatments
combined. It never fails to ourepiles.
HERE AND THERE.
Henry Dale, the largest florist and
rose . grower . in the World died at
Brampton on July 15th.
The annual consumption of meat in
England is 70 pounds per head, 16 pe
cent. of which is imported.
Rev. John. D. Mowat, D.D,, professor
of Hebrew at Queen's University, and a
brother of Sir Oliver. Mowat, is dead.
Tlie now Montreal directory estimates
t'lo population • of Montreal and out-
skirts at 251,402.
General Manager Hays says tho pros-
peets for business on the Grate' Trunk
next winter are very favorable,
The session of Parliament just closed
lasted 108 days, and is only exceeded in
length. by that of 1885.
The Canadian Patriotic Fund state-
ment shows total receipts, ;315,867:85.
Detectives will be sent over the G. T.
R. line to see that tho recently issued
order prohibiting people without any
business there, from standing about the
stations, is being enforced.
Executors of the will of George M.
Pullman have. turnedover to the di-
rectors of the Pullinan free school of
manuel training at Chicago $1,200,000.
Mr. M. V. McInnes, danadian Gov-
ernment agent in Michigan has just
shipped 40 settlers and three car loads of
stock and effects from Michigan to
Western Canada.
Can You Tell Why
You have constant headaches, are
nervous and sleepless at night and feel
tired in the morning? Your blood. isn't
carrying the right materialssto your
nerves and other organs. Begin taking
Hood's Sarsaparilla, the great blood
enricher, and you will, realize a change::.
You wilLfeel; better and stronger,.. will
relish your food and enjoy refreshing
sleep.
Nausea, indigestion are cured by
Hood's Pills.
Nubs or Information.
The River Nile is 5000 miles long,
In a battle only one ball out of eighty-
five takes effect.
The army of China is sometimes put
down at 9,000,000 soldier's.
titin .at
Among the clocks to be 's the
9eay 1
Paris Exposition is one of the 580,p
which belonged to Henry III.
.
Some. 100,000 frogs are daily sacrificed
to gratify the appetites of 'Greater New
York, and are served at its hotels, rest-
urants and clubs.
A piece of heavy unbleached muslin
neatly hemmed should be placed over
the flour barrel under the lid to keep
out insects and dust.
It is estimated that there are 240,000
women domestic servants in Loudon,
and that 100,000 of these are always out
of situations or changing their places.
Of the 640 girls who passed success-
fully the examinations for admission to
the Norman College in New York Test
month the great majority are Jews,
The war has given one British regi-
ment a fresh "nickname," Owing to
the larges number of the 18th Hussars be-
ing prisoners'at Pretoria, they have been
tailed "Itrnger's Own."
Itis estimated that the average stipen-
cd of an Anierienn pastor in the large
American cities does not exceed 1$1,200,
while in the country $800 is an outside
figure.
Ilenry Graves the Chicago millionaire
says he has'lived in Chicago longer than
any other man. Ile went there sixty-
nine years ago, and for fifty" years has
lived in the same place.
•
The pansy Bed.
Itecp all faded blossoms picked off.
Do not allow a seed to form if you can
prevent it, advises an exchange. If you
should have an especially fine plant from
which you are anidous to save seed,
after deciding how many plods you will
let ripen, keep an burls picket) of until
the aeed is rip
tenoughto gather,
after
r
wilfch it will not matter how much it
blooms. To grow good seed the strength
of the plant should be directed to Saeed
growing only. It shond not be allowed
to form seeds !hen fine blossoms arc
demanded of it.
Afeer• Wood's Phosphodfne,
The Creat English Remedy.
Sold and recommended by all
druggists in Canada. Only reli-
able medicine discovered. Six
packages guaranteed to cure all
forms of Sexual Werkness, all effects of abuse
or excess, Mental Worry, Excessive use of To-
bacco, Opium or Stimulants. Mailed on receipt
of price, one package $1, six, es., one toalaplease,
sizwel cure. Pamphlets free to any address.
The Wood Company, Windsor, Ont.
Wood's Phosphidine is sold. in Wingham by
Colin A. Campbell, A. A. Morrow, J. E. Davis,
A. L. Hamilton, Druggists.
• Albert Werner, clerk in a Toronto
wholesalt3 jewelry, accidentally swallow-
ed. a $160 diamond. Emetics failed to
recover the stone.
The Hull assessment returns show a
reduction in the population from 13,451
to 11,887, and in, assessment of $695,636,
as a result of the fire.
It was not until 1809 that the death
penally for stealing clothes from bleach.
ing grounds was removed in England.
.&.Family Necessity.
Mr. J. , Wright, of 126 .1vic?herson
avenue, Toronto, says, —"I vas always
glad to day a good word for Dr. Chase's
Syrup of Linseed and Turpentine, It
has been used in our family for two
years,and we have never found it fail
to care coughs, colds, and ohoat troubles,
it is our regular stand•by." Dr Chase's
Syria of Linseed and. Turpetttitie is a
f.tl> y necessity in the houses Of Catnad&
and the [Jutted States. 250 a bottle.
Family size 60 sena!,
1311. A. W. CHASE'S O
CATARRH CAE... C.
to sent direct to thes+dlsoased
parts by the Improved blower.
Heals the ulcers, clears the air
passages, stops droppinggs In the
throat and ppermanantly .cures
Catarrh and tiay Fever. Blower
free. All dealers, or Dr. A. W. Chase
Mediatoe Co.. Toronto and Buffalo,
Int these days of icaltatIons it i6 welt for
everyone to be 'careful what he buys.
Especially is this necessary when a matter
of health is involved.
There are so many imitations of moan's
Kidney Pinson the market---setn'o of thent
absolutely worthies>'s—that we ask you to
tips partfeular to seg that the full name and
the trade mark of the Maple Leaf aro on
every box you buy. Without this you are
not getting the original ltfdney rill, which
has cared so many severe cases of kidney
complaint in the United Staten, Australia
and England, as well as here in Canada.
mit Doan ptldney P01 Co., Toronto.
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ness andffest,Contains neither
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Aperfec t Remedy for Cons tipa
tion, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea,
Worms ,Convulsions,Feverish-
nese andLoss of SLEEP.
Tac Simile Signature of
of
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NEW Y®RIi.
IS ON THE
WRAPPER
OF EVERY
BOTTLE OF
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
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Oastoria is put up in one-sizo bottles only.
Is not sold in bulk. Don't allow anyone to sell
yon anything also on the plea or promise that it.
is "just as good" and "will enewer every pt:..
pose.' Asr Seo that you get 0 -A -S -T -O -R -I -A.
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WEAK, NERVOUS, DISEA
250,000 CURED IN 20
g67* CURES GUARANTEED OR NO PAY! fl
SEDEN.,
YEARS
r REn rotas Wnroic.
$1000 IN G
SELF-ABUSE
CELE, CONC
URE OLE
PARTS, L
CY, NE
URAL. D
Din FOR A CASE WE y:
CANNOT CURE OFj
Ef1ISSIONS, VARICO- i
►BALED DRAINS, STRICT- f.
T, SYPHILIS, STUNTED y`..
OST MANHOOD, IMPOTEN-
VOUS DEBILITY, UNNAT-,.
SCHARGES, ETC. is
The Hew. Method Treatment is the
Greatest Diseavery of the Age .;
FOR CURING THESE DISEASES'?
'' )n anncts of 'young and middle agod men are annually swepeto a premature.
grave titruuull EARLY 1 vUISCRETIONS, EXCESSES, AND BLOOD DISEASES. I '1i
AY you J,ar a buy of the following symptoms consult us before itis too late. Are 9011ner . ,
vous and ‘-roar, despondent and gloomy, spooks before the, oyes withdark circles under,.,;.::
It , them, weak back, kidneys Irritable, palpitation of the heart, bashful, dreams and , e:
:' losses, e,•diment in urine, pimples on the face, eyes sunken, hollow cheeks, careworn 6',;
• oxprensioI,. -poor memory, llfoles's, distrustful, lank energy and strength, tired morn-
lets, rostins:a n1;:has. changeable moods, weak manhood,•stunted organs and promo,
tore decay, bona pains, hair loose, sore throat etc,
YOU HAVE SEMINAL WEAKNESS
OUR NEW METHOD THF.ATAIENT alone can
euro you, and make a man of you. 'Under its infru--
once thobraln' becomes active, thnblood purified
'so that all: pimples. blotchna and ulcers disappear;
the nerves become strong as salol, so that norvoua-
nese,bashfulness and desi,ondoncy disappear;
the eyes become bright, the face full and clear,
energy returns to the body, and the moral, physical
and sexual systems aro invigorated; all drains
cease—no more vital waste frim the system. The
various organs become natural and manly. You
feel yourself a man and know marriage cannot bo
a failure. We invite alt the afflicted to'onnsult us
confidentially and freO of charge. Don't let quacks
and fakirs rob you of your bard carried dollars.
TS'ewul curevr° ornopay.
BL00D BEEN DISELSED?
Yo
crl
SYPHILIS is tho most prevalent and 'nest serious
'
BLuOU dlservo. it saps the very Pro blood of the `': tfl A '
.4 victim and nalaas entirelyero.'.lratod from thesys-
�, t �m will a toot rho offspring. Bolvaro of Mercury. maxerTAnT BLOOD DISEASE.
It only suppresses the symptoms—our NEW METHOD positively cures it for over.
• ret YOUNG OR• M1DULE-AGED MAN—You've led a gay life, or indulged In tho follies
of youth. Self-abuse or later Oxcessos have broken down your system. You feel the `:t
symptoms stealing over you.. Mentally, physically and sexually you are not the man t!,
4 you used 10 be or should be. Luatful practices reap rich harvests. Will you hoed the ,';
danger signals. ,.yr,
t,r Aro you a, victim? have you lost hope? Are you contemplating Marriage? VI' i PIE Fi U 11 1 Has your blood boon diseased? Have you any weakness? Our Nowiltothod k??:
• Trentmcnt will Duro you. What it has dons for others it will do for you. Consultation
:.- Pres. No matter who has treated you, write for an honest opinion Free of Charge.
d Charges reasonable. Rooks Free.—'pThe Golden Monitor'" (illustrated), on Diseases of ''.
' Ilion. Inclose postage, 2 cents. Sealed. Hook on "Diseases of Women" Free.
+i, seYNO NAMES USED WITHOUT WRITTEN CONSENT. PRIVATE. No medicine sent C.O.D.
No names on ho' s Or"envelopes. Everything confidential. Question list and cost of Treat-
ment, FREE. ��::to
DR t KENNEDYHEDC U KRGA11 No. 148 SI• DETROIT,
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A. Tailor's
Talk
would be useless unless
the fit, style and quality
were apparent to back up
every statement. We
don't talk volumes1 but
our suits .talk for us, and
our prices will suit you,
Leave your order for
that new
SPRING' Si1IT OR
OVERCOAT
E. LI.✓. OLARKE
Stand next Griffin's Grocery,
Horse
Bilis
As the seasow is lfow
:approaching when these
bills will be needed by
horsemen, we would
say to alt such that the
Tinnns, office is well
equipped for turning out
this .class of work,
splendid line of suit
cuts.
Reasonable rates.
THE i MIL.
Or TSE.
HOLSTEIN DAIRY
is pure and cold and
costs.., . .,. . .. .. f .. .
0 Ii Dum :airs :L Qt/A.1tT.