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Immo down from the mountains. What , Dv Jou x.fiicom
-Yes, -sir: we are very proud lovely views gt t there, do you not?
Herr Bard -Most
Matter -Suppose 1 tell you that 1 saw She --.And what delicious water they
• filo wilfin the wtils today. give you to Clink there!
Warden,-Yeu 41i(11 Baren-Ach, yes. DM also haf
seem -Punch.
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Pr. Low'* vVorm serup
Is death to the worms every .time, safe
for the child and pleasant to take. In-
sist on getting "Dr. Lowls" and accept
no substitute. Price o.
Baeon-Why doesn't this man Agui-
ld. on It vve s a ile of
pritxm..e.s gthrtt» brealdast -Chicago
News.
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CARTERS tiaBld.b) s!ratee thebymuie?
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Positively cured by these
Little Pills.
'They aiso relieve Distress from Dyspepsia,
indigestion and To Hearty Eating. A per.
feet remedy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drovid-
LC'n, rzrd Test Muth, Coated Tongue
r:»31(1e., TO-AlrD LIVER. They
Regulate Vegeiable.
email DOS%
Small Price.
Substitution
iho fraud of the day.
See you get Carter's,
Ask for Carter's,
Insist and demand
Carter's Little Liver Pills.
The three great vital factors
of this body of ours are the
heart, the nerves andthe blood.
It is because of the triple
power possessed by Milburn's
•Heart and NervePills of making
weak, irregular beating hearts
strong and steady, toning up
run down, shattered, nervous
systems and supplying those
element- necessary to make
thin, w etery blood rieh and
red, that so many wonderful'
cures have been accredited to
this remedy
Hero is the ease of Mrs. R.
J... Arnold, Woodstock, N.B.,
•who r,ys
"I 7 3 troubled for some
time w{ a. nervous prostration
aad gekeral weakness, feeling
irritable, debilitated and sleep-
less nearly all the time. My
entire system became run
down. As sodn as I began M
taking Milburn's Heart and -41
Nerve Pills. I realized that
they had a calming, soothing
influence upon the nerves.
Every dose seemed to help the -
eure. They restored my sleep,
strengthened my nerves and
gave tone to my entire system. ,‘
I think them wonderful."
ERYSIPELAS.
This dangerous Blood Disease
always cured by Burdock
Blood Bitters,
Most people are aware how
serious a disease Erysipelas is.
Can't rout it out of the system
with ordinary remedies, ,
Like other dangerous blood
diseases, though, B.B.B. can
cure it every tine.
Read what Rachel Patton,
Cape Chin, Bruce Co., Ont.,
says:
wish to state that I used Bur-
dock Blood Bitters for Erysipelas hi
my face and geoeral run down state
of my health. I tried many rem -
edits but all failed to cure. I then
tried tl./1.13. Two bottles nearly
Cure.'v e e bott:.:4; cara2:cte1y
cureu ;..
ar Trsele.lifar obtsisted, and all patent
conducted for massakre VERN. My
ki tht tvestrediese sleirdty of des Patent Ofeloo,
I .w fachlties fur searrirg patents are tresarpteread
Oodet, a:Welt se Islekogralsit of inyeatter, wit%
itre vs toad:V=1U at *lomat!.
4t. tto a..I Qpiflf4ll, ea to
the
just what he's
(Wing. The music in a battle, you
knowi aiwuys at ale fear.
The animal pert t4 tho superiutea-
dent ef Farmers' Institutes has been
published. During the year C77 meet -
legs were held, 119,-102 persons attended,
which is an increase over last year. The
niemborrhip in July was 19,08. The
most .of the technical portion of the re-
port is given over to tho subject of the
pro Auction of bacon for the British
market.
Not Heart Trouble.
Coming down on a Euclid car tho
other day a man wait a high collar of an
old fashioned shape, a gray chin whisker
and a derby hat a size too small for him
occupied the extreme front seat. He
was a nervous man and attracted the at-
tention of the passengers on the seat op-
posite by his queer starts and grimaces.
At Case avenue the car stopped to lot
a Wade park car swing by and then
started up again with a very unpleasant
jerk.
When the jerk came, the man on the
front seat suddenly slipped his hand in-
side his coat, an expression of sharp pain
crossed his face, he breathed heavily
and seemed to grow pale.
An alarmed. and sympathizing man on
the opposite seat leaned forward.
"Heart trouble?" he anxiously asked.
The other man glared at him.
"Heart trouble nothing," lie growled.'
"1 busted th' point off my lead pencil!"
-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Fears .of the Vulgar.
"Have you not read the handwriting
on the wall?" criedthe warning voice in
terrifying accents.
The mall of sin. paled.
• "Do yon have reference to my wife's
cooking school diploma?" he asked
faintly, with ashen lips.
• The fears of the vulgar mind, it will
be observed, are»moved by the literally
concrete rather than the figuratively
abstract. -Detroit Journal.
PELT NT RPM
We build our pumps to last for
years and have them in price from
$2.50 up.
Brass Cylinders and Galvanized
Iron Piping.
We have a full stock of the above
geode.
Call and get prices when in need
of anything in oar line
.110111Ic pErfroii,
• Opp. Beattie's Livery
TO THE FRONT
SEE WHAT THE
DIAMOND
SHOP
opposite Post Office, Says:
Fresh Beef and Pork,
Lamb • Bologna
Pickled Pork • Headcheese
Breakfast Bacon Sausage
Smoked Elam Pressed Beef
Side Pork Tripe
Corn Beef Pressed. Tongue
Spice Roll, Lard, Fowl,
always on hand.
Oar prices are right,' Orders
called for and meat delivered to any
part of the town.
• Your patronage solicited.
DIAMOND PORE •SUE
IT PAYS
TO ADVERTISE
IN TEE
TIMES. • .
"CtrANTED-SEVAR AL BRIGHT AND HONERT
r 7 parsons to represent us /o.. Phonon in this
snd slot. bp mmintle. Stkaty we a teat aud ex,.
pima Stsulttitts llorft-5d 0, rpo a, os oe lultury.
roolltis pursPi tritst. a , r rtr l4tItiebabk ini
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The Retired Ship -Mast ms' Club of
Orhani, Cape Cod, was holding its regn
lar evening meeting at the post -office.
Tito organization is an entirely informal
one, and its sessions are over es soon as
the mail is sorted andready for delivery.
On this occasion there happened to be a
stranger present, the skipper of a trad-
ing schooner hailing from Boston. Tits
personage had developed. into
1111:1 11111fOlifieent prevaricator. No tale
was t o wonderful but that he had one
more itSt02114111.1g San.
Tho subject under discussion had been
the intelligence shown by various pets
formerly owned by the old salts -there
present, mill pots ranging from rat -ter-
riers and pigs to a mongoos and an aut.
eater. The stranger bad capped the
climax by tailing of a pet boa -constrict-
or -"bore coustractor" to called it--
.
which he had owned while an a voyage
up the Amazon, after rubber. This
self-sacrificing reptile, Ben, by name,
had saved his master's vessel from
destruction at the cost of bis owu life in.
the following sensational manner:.
The sahooner was moored to the pier
when a treraendous storm arcs° which
threatened dire devastation. The cables
parted, and the frail bark was about to
bo dashed against a, sunken tree, 'when
Ben, perceiving the danger, trapped his
tail around the cepstaiu and, throwing
the rest of his body overboard, -took a
turn with it around a stump. ori shore,
making himself a living hawser. This
veracious- narrative terminated with
Ben'sdeatb from the effects of 4is. ex,-
perieuce; he being stretched from a
length of thirty feet to seventy-two and
one-half feet. ' .
Silence reigned for some minutes
-when the stranger had concluded, every
one, apparently, trying to swallow his
share of the yarn. Then, Ca,ptein Josiah,
Deane spoke as follows: ••
"That was a •won.derful • snake er
yourn, Cap'n, I .don't deny. I know
how bad yer muster felt when. be died,.
'cause I felt the same way when I lost
my pet turtle. .He was a tremenjous
knowin' critter. I'll tell you 'bout
him. .
"I was on. a v'yage • ter Calcutta in
the bark Briar Rose. We'd been out
'haat .forty days when we see two big
logger -head turtles asleep on the - top er
the water. • Turtles is mighty good
eatin', and so we histed out a .boat and
went after 'em.- One er 'eri we had ter
Arid with an ax, but t'cther one was only
stunned, and wheat he was got up on
dock he come ter life ag'in. We had
enough, turtle meat fer quite a spell so
we didn't need for kill him right off,and
party soon I wouldn't 'a' killed him, ter
no money, lie got ter be such a pet. We
mimed him Rutherford, after Ru.thei.
ford B. Hayes, who was President then.,
"Well, sir, yer never see a dumb
critter so attaehed to a • human befit' as
that turtle was ter me. He'd setside er
ma on a hot day and fan me with,his
flipper. And nights he used ter put his
head» over the aidge er the arapanion-
way and sing me ter sleep."
"What! sing yer to sleep, Cap'n?"
•cried the strangerin surprise. "Why,
turtles can't sing!".
"Can't, hey?" said Clapta,tn Doane.
"Guess yer ain't ranch up in turtle
learnin'. Yr read yer Bible and see
what it says 'bout the voice er the turtle
being' heard in the land. Well; as I
was sayin', I loved that turtle like a
brother, and when the • Briar Rose
sprung a leak and I see we'd have ter
abandon her I wa'n't goin' ter leave
Rutherford behind ter perish."
"Perish! Why, wain't he a sea -
turtle?"
• "Oourse he was!. Did. yer think he
was.a htutunin' 'bird?" •
"ButC'n-" • She -Did. 'you. ever whistle for a,
, ap
"Oh, don't interrupt me. Well, when -Wind?
He -Yes, andi got a pretty bad wind
be; only don't let ;no see yer kill him,'
I• says, 'for voulait't bear it.'
'jest then we heard a kind te7 soh,
and, Wallin' round, we see "Rutherford
etandin• on tine aidge er tho raft with
the tears running down his face. He'd
heard every worcl, and, would. yr
blieve it, that critter tuulerstoodi
"Well, sir, 'twas pitiful! Ho looked
at me so ma fer a minute, so reproach.
and then he flung up his flippers
and jumped overboard. Yes, eir 1 that
poor, heart broken' critter committed
snicide-drowned 'Amen 'eause I was
so ongrateful as ter think or °atilt' him."
Captain Doane finished his recital and
_wiped his oyes. The skipper of the
trading echooner regarded, him for some
moments with a most puzzlod express-
ion; then he said:
"Ho drowned yer say, Cap'n.?"
"Well, wa'n't he a reglar salt -water
turtle?"
"Saran."
"Lived in tlui sea always, dian't he?"
"Sure; did yer think he lived in a
tree, or a swell -front house?"
"Well, btit--Why, 1 say,--but-con-
found it, fellers -why -I"
Ho turned to the other old salts near
him. Not a vestige of expression was
on their wooden countenances, He gazed
at the assembly for a few moments,
scratched his head, muttered something
about "seein' if the mail was ready,"
and departed.
And then Captain Josiah Doane treat-
ed the members of the Retired Ship -
Masters' Club to a most portentous
wink.--Saturclay gvening Post.
Chi.idreil 'Cry for
CAST R 1
A correspondent of a western paper
an.qtin'es as to the origin of the phraie,
"Ho isn't in it." The editor replies that
it was first used by the editor, who died
and went to heaven and loolied for the
man who took his' paper and then re-
fused to nay for it; •
-
"I get tired running in the same old
rut;" said the clock,•''so I frequently go
on ,striice." "Yes," said the wall paper,
"and' I notice that whenever you do so
you. come out of it more run dow-n.. than.
ever." At this the chagrined piece of
mechanism followed its usual custom
and covered» its face with its hands.'
The following remarkable physiolo-
gical statement occurred in the • exami-
nation papers Of a school..boy:-"The
human. body is divided into three parts
-the head, the chist'and the stummick.
The head contains the eyes and, brains,
if any. The chist contains the lungs
and, a piece of the liver. The stummick
is 'devoted to the bowls, of 'which there
is Aire, a, e, o, u, and sometimes
and y."
. Anian named Green has perfected an
inkIess printing process, and will soon
startle the commeroial and literary
world 1.2Y printing a newspaper without
•ink of any description. That the new
process will revolutionize the printing
business 'goes without saying: Tho
modus operandi,- as far . as known,, is
that a Chemically prepared liaper is used
and that any ordinary press can be ar-
ranged for 'the -hiltless process, by leaving
off the rollers and all movable parts of
the inking arrangements; a a sheet of
thin zinc around the cylinder as a con-
ductor; cOnneatthe negative and posi-
tive pales; turn' on the electrical cur-
rent; and presto, it is ready for work.
Street cars without horses. Telegraphy
without wires. Printing without
What next?
the men found Rltherford was goin' ter
be took they muffnied and went off with
the boats, leavin.' ' me and Rutherford
and the first mate on board. The mate
and MG rigged' a raft, and the! three er
us got on it jest as the, poor old Briar
Rose went down.
"We didn't have no grub ter speak er,
and what we had we eat up soon. We
was lucky enough ter have plenty er
water with us, but pretty soon we was
starvin.' Then the mate, he says ter
me, says he: 'I hate ter de it, Cap'n,
but we'll have ter kill Rutherford and
eat him.'
"1 nouldn't hear er it, and we 'went
fer a couple er days more. The the
mate he went at rue ag'in, till finally I
says:
" 'Well,' I says, '1 s'pose it'll have ter
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